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01:03Oh, Scratch, Sonic's not going to fall for that free chili dog routine again.
01:08This is different.
01:09He'll be expecting us to attack him like we always do.
01:12But we're going to hit him with a ton of bricks and scim.
01:17I yank on this rope, the scaffolding falls, and the building comes down on that hedgehog's head.
01:23Oh, oh, here it comes.
01:30Check it out, Tails.
01:32Free chili dogs during remodeling.
01:35It's got to be a bednik trap, Sonic.
01:37Since when has that been a problem?
01:40No!
01:42Sonic, look out!
01:44Got us covered.
01:49Okay, Tails.
01:50I got him, Sonic.
01:52Time to beat me and eat.
01:57Your trap didn't work.
01:59What happened?
02:00I'll go look.
02:02It looks fine to me.
02:04It should have worked.
02:05Hey, I'll give it a try.
02:10It worked great.
02:13I wish you hadn't done that.
02:15If that's Dr. Robotnik, don't tell him what happened.
02:19You miserable micro brains.
02:22You one-chip wonders.
02:24You metal-brained meatheads.
02:27I think he already knows.
02:30I'm through trying to teach you how to catch that hedgehog.
02:34From now on, it's up to you.
02:36Is this a promotion?
02:38Call it a proclamation.
02:41Find a way to defeat Sonic or don't come home.
02:47I've heard.
02:48How come we have to find a way to defeat Sonic?
02:51He can't.
02:52That's why he gets the big bucks.
02:54Well, it makes me mad.
02:56In fact, it makes me want to smash something.
03:00Oh!
03:01How about someone to smash?
03:04What?
03:05That old guy?
03:06Oh, it's too easy.
03:08That's the beauty part.
03:10Hey, old bird.
03:11What's your name?
03:13I am Kui-Chang Crane, gentle robots.
03:15And you are...
03:16Your worst nightmare.
03:18Robots with a bad attitude.
03:21A robot with a bad attitude can often be overcome by the smell of a gym locker.
03:27What?
03:27Oh, never mind.
03:28We're going to thump you and crunch you and twist you up like a pretzel old bird.
03:33Yeah.
03:34And then we're really going to hurt you.
03:40Hey, how'd you do that?
03:42Surprises along the path of life are like dirty socks in the laundry of barefoot cousins, my friends.
03:50Did you see that?
03:52Did you, did you, did you, did you?
03:53Of course I saw it, monkey brains.
03:55I'm right here.
03:56But nobody can beat robots like that.
03:59Nobody.
04:00I know, I know, I know.
04:06Ninja, ninja, ninja.
04:08Gesundheit.
04:09No, no, not a sneeze.
04:11Look.
04:12Mmm, ninja, an ancient martial art said to make its students invincible.
04:19How did you know about this, coconuts?
04:22I watch a lot of chop zonky movies on TV.
04:31Get the agomatic hovercraft ready and get Scratch and Grounder back here.
04:37We're going to turn those stupid robots into unbeatable warriors.
04:43Most interesting, the steel of tragedy is stronger than the jelly of confusion in a peanut butter sandwich.
04:50What's he say?
04:51What's he say?
04:52Beats me, but I don't care about his philosophy.
04:55All I want are his ninja skills.
04:58You know, a wise man once said, there's no such thing as a free chili dog.
05:04But these were free.
05:06That's right.
05:07And mighty tasty, too.
05:09That's why I always say, it's better to be fast than wise.
05:13Look out, Tails.
05:16Ah!
05:17Well, but they could have chomped us, and he just went by.
05:21I know, and that worries me.
05:24He's up to something, and it's got to have something to do with that old crane with him.
05:29It is completed.
05:31The Crane Brain Drainer.
05:33What's it going to do, Dr. Robotnik?
05:36It'll draw the ninja skills and knowledge from Crane, and implant them into Scratch and Grounder.
05:42Turn them into ninjas?
05:43Huh?
05:43You're so clever today, my Simeon Simpleton.
05:47Let the transfer begin.
05:59Behold, my greatest creations, the Robo Ninjas.
06:07Use the doors next time, you dumbots.
06:18How exciting! They're even better than I had hoped!
06:22Come on, Dr. Robotnik! Make me a ninja too, huh?
06:25Later, Coconuts. I must be sure our friend Crane has enough skills to pass on to our robo-ninjas.
06:32Enough to rid us of Sonic forever.
06:36Look out!
06:38Look out to fight the hedgehog!
06:41I'm prepared to lose, hedgehog! We are all robo-ninjas!
06:47You talk the talk, but you don't walk the walk, ninja nerds.
06:53We will walk all over you, hedgehog!
07:02Not bad. I'll give you a call next time I need the lawn move.
07:08Hey, let go!
07:11Eww!
07:13Grounder keeps me busy, and you grab the kid. Nice move, Scratch. I never thought I'd say that.
07:22Sword sharpened! Get your sword sharpened!
07:26Mine could use a little edge.
07:28No problem.
07:33Is that little enough for you?
07:35My sword! My beautiful sword!
07:39Give up, Sonic, or Tails will pay!
07:43You've got his nose jammed in your armpit. That's payment enough. Tails, helicopter!
07:49Helicopter? But I can't fly when he's holding me like...
07:58I did it, Sonic! I'm free!
08:01Way to go! Now let's speed, Gede!
08:05They have gotten away again!
08:07We have not yet perfected our ninja skill!
08:11But when we have, we will crush them!
08:17Those robots were better fighters this time!
08:20Don't sweat it, kid! Those guys are still no match for me!
08:25I hope you're right!
08:27Yeah, me too.
08:29Even with your ninja skills, you failed me! Why?
08:35I do not move!
08:37That tickles!
08:39Whoa! We come very close to defeating the hedgehog! Nevertheless!
08:45Close? I hate close! I want results!
08:52There must be something missing! Something I haven't thought of!
08:57If I might suggest something!
08:59What do you want?
09:01Fighting skills are only part of the ninja way. It is also our philosophy, our beliefs.
09:07You mean, if I use the Crane Brain Drainer to implant your ideas in those robots, they'll be able to
09:15defeat Sonic?
09:16It couldn't hurt.
09:18Into the booths!
09:20Whoah!
09:21Whoah!
09:22Whoah!
09:23Whoah!
09:24Whoah!
09:24Whoah!
09:25Do not become an obstacle in your path!
09:27How dare you yell at me!
09:30Whoah!
09:31Whoah!
09:32Whoah!
09:32Whoah!
09:33Whoah!
09:33Whoah!
09:33Whoah!
09:33Whoah!
09:34Whoah!
09:34Whoah!
09:45Whoah!
09:46Whoah!
09:52Whoah!
09:54Whoah!
09:55Whoah!
09:55Whoah!
09:56Hey, if I looked like you guys, I'd cover my face too!
10:00That is your last joke, hedgehog! Prepare to meet your doom!
10:04You guys may dress funny, but you're still cream puffs!
10:09The cream puff of yesterday is the day-old item in the, uh, uh, the bakery of the present!
10:15Oh, that's pretty good!
10:16What did he say?
10:17Beats me!
10:18Exactly what we had in mind!
10:21Whoah!
10:21Whoah!
10:23That was close!
10:25These guys are good!
10:27Maybe, but we're still better!
10:29Get ready, Tails, for a Sonic spin!
10:34Uh, lucky moon, Metalhead!
10:37The smell of victory is a cock drop in the sore throat of rife!
10:42Very nice, Scratch!
10:43The defeat of an enemy is sweeter than the chocolate chip in bakery cookies, but not as sweet as maple
10:49syrup!
10:54Now...
10:55Gee, they've never done that before!
10:58What do we do now, Sonic?
11:00Ha!
11:01We duck!
11:05Whoo-oh!
11:07Yay!
11:08Yay!
11:10Yay!
11:12Yay!
11:13Yaa!
11:13Yay!
11:14I don't think we can beat him anymore, Sonic!
11:17You may be right, kid.
11:21It's hopeless, Sonic!
11:23They've gotten too tough for us!
11:25No way, Tails. I've got one trick they always fall for.
11:36Robot beauty contest today. Free tickets here.
11:40Robot beauty contest.
11:42Yay, Robot the Beauty Contest.
11:45Free tickets?
11:46Gets them every time.
11:51Your tricks no longer work, Hedgehog.
11:54My disguise didn't fool you?
11:58Let go of him, you bully.
12:01It's cool, my man. I'll be out of here in a Sonic second.
12:05I doubt it. You are no longer dealing with the old grounder and scratch Sonic.
12:10We are now robo-ninja warriors.
12:12Bearers of the secret knowledge of Master Chang-Kuraya.
12:17I think you're just the same stupid dumb bots in black gym suits.
12:21But you are the one in chains, Sonic.
12:24Not for all.
12:27Let's book out of here, kid.
12:29I feel the need.
12:33The need for speed.
12:36Don't bother me now, coconuts.
12:38I will turn you into a robo-ninja next time.
12:42Promise, promise, promise!
12:44A robotnik never lies.
12:48Usually.
12:49Well, I'm not lying this time.
12:52Okay, so I'm lying.
12:54What of it?
12:55The telling of an untruth will bring badmitten birds fracking to their nests.
13:00What's that supposed to mean?
13:02Only a fool seeks meaning from a bowl of oatmeal.
13:06Are you calling me a fool?
13:08No, a bowl of oatmeal.
13:11Ah, never mind.
13:13You were so close to defeating that horrid hedgehog.
13:17I watched every miserable minute on my view screen, and you failed again.
13:23The taste of failure is like three-week-old broccoli.
13:28Yuck.
13:29Never mind that.
13:30I've got to figure out what went wrong.
13:33You have all of Crane's ninja skills.
13:35What else could there be?
13:37You know what?
13:38I suggest we tap Crane's knowledge again.
13:41We must be like an army to Sonic.
13:44An army?
13:45Of course.
13:47Grounder, I'm impressed.
13:49Okay, now we need to figure out what made those robots so good.
13:54Scratch mentioned some guy.
13:56What was his name?
13:59Crane!
14:00Did you mention the name of my master, Kui Chang Crane?
14:04I am Grasshopper, a student of Crane.
14:06He has been missing from our school.
14:08I'm Tails, and this is Sonic.
14:11Hi, Grasshopper.
14:12This Crane, was he an older bird wearing beat-up clothes?
14:18About Yataw?
14:19You have seen him?
14:21Yeah, aboard Robotnik's hovercraft.
14:24Oh, great day.
14:25The tomato of expectation makes the soup of happiness.
14:29Is everybody going to be talking this way?
14:32I must go to rescue Master Crane from the evil Robotnik.
14:36Hold on, Grasshopper.
14:37Rescuing people from Robotnik is my job.
14:40And mine.
14:42But I can be of service.
14:44To defeat the Robo Ninjas, you must know how they have been trained.
14:47You want to show me a few of those fancy moves?
14:50Like this?
14:52Shao-mean!
14:55And foo-yong!
14:57Perhaps you could show me.
15:00It looks like Robotnik is busy in his lab.
15:03So now's the time for me to get in there.
15:06I'm going too.
15:07Master Crane may need my help as well.
15:10Uh-uh.
15:11I need you two to guard my rear in case Robotnik calls up reinforcements.
15:15Right, Sonic.
15:16Nobody will get past us.
15:18Dr. Robotnik promised to make me a Robo Ninja,
15:22but he puts me on guard duty instead.
15:24I hate it, hate it, hate it!
15:26Hi there, Coconut.
15:28What's up?
15:29Sonic!
15:30I got you at last, you, you!
15:34Hedgehog?
15:35Heck, you don't need Robotnik to teach you.
15:37I'll show you all the moves you need.
15:40What, you think I'm stupid?
15:42Yes.
15:42Next question.
15:43I won't fall for your tricks.
15:46Listen, Coconuts, just to prove I mean it,
15:49I'll let you hit me first.
15:51You will?
15:52Sure.
15:53I'll stand right here,
15:55you run at me and do this,
15:57and I'll fall down.
15:58Well, okay, but you better fall down.
16:01I promise.
16:06Did I fall down too soon?
16:10Speak up.
16:11I can't understand you.
16:13Ah, stick here.
16:14That's up.
16:16One egg-shaped scientist and two robots.
16:19How hard could it be?
16:22Hope your clocks are dirty,
16:24because Sonic's here to clean them.
16:27Uh-oh.
16:28Just in time, Sonic.
16:31As you see,
16:32I have created more Robo Ninjas
16:35for your entertainment.
16:37Use the doors!
16:39Use the doors!
16:41Don't worry, pal.
16:43I'll save you.
16:44As soon as I figure out
16:45how to save myself.
16:49The fruit of victory
16:51falls from the Tree of Patience,
16:54like, uh...
16:55Like, uh, bird feathers?
16:57Bird feathers?
16:58Who said bird feathers?
17:00Um, do I seem more stupid
17:03than I was five minutes ago?
17:04Don't you always seem more stupid?
17:07Oh, on the other hand,
17:08so do I!
17:10Yahoo!
17:12Yahoo!
17:14Not to play with sharp objects!
17:23See?
17:23You should've listened to your mother.
17:25One down.
17:27Seven to go.
17:30Ready or not,
17:31here I come.
17:37Hey, let me out of here.
17:39I caught a big fish this time.
17:42Fish it, eh?
17:43Let's see your license.
17:45Fishing license?
17:46Oh, certainly would.
17:48I know I have it here somewhere.
17:50Uh...
17:50You guys got your stupidity back.
17:53I was beginning to worry.
17:54Now it's time to...
17:56It's time to say goodbye!
17:58Maybe I should've let
18:00Tails and Grasshopper
18:01come along after all.
18:02We're here!
18:04I love it when that happens.
18:09Whoa!
18:11Whoa!
18:17These throwing stars are substandard.
18:19I'm shitting them back.
18:21Ow!
18:23I am honored to meet you in battle.
18:31Whoa!
18:32This guy is serious.
18:34Lucky for me,
18:35he's not too smart.
18:38Come on.
18:39I've had closer shades
18:41with a dull razor.
18:42And now for my latest composition,
18:46percussion for Hedgehog
18:47and Robo Ninja.
18:57Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
19:00Bravo!
19:01Bravo!
19:02I particularly like the arpeggio
19:05in the final movement.
19:06What's happening?
19:08Where are your ninja skills?
19:10Get that hedgehog!
19:12I'll get you out of that thing.
19:14No need.
19:18You could've gotten out of that thing
19:20any time?
19:21Certainly.
19:22The strength of one's muscles
19:24is not always measured
19:25with the tape measure of anger.
19:27I've always said that.
19:28But right now,
19:30we got some badniks to deal with.
19:32No!
19:33Oh, still, darn you!
19:35Get your finger out of my laser!
19:38Now it's time
19:39for the important question.
19:41Will my finger explode
19:43or will your laser?
19:44No!
19:46Some questions have simple answers.
19:49No, Mama!
19:52Oh, you don't have a Mama, stupid!
19:55But I want a Mama!
20:01Hey!
20:02You're not leaving us here, are you?
20:03In a word,
20:05yes.
20:06I hate that hedgehog!
20:09No!
20:10Don't leave me!
20:11Come back!
20:12Come back!
20:12Don't leave me!
20:15I think we'd better
20:16put our slicks to the bricks.
20:29There goes the neighborhood.
20:31And how come you didn't
20:32escape from Robotnik before?
20:33An unexpected adventure
20:35often comes
20:36with soup or salad
20:38and a roll.
20:39Wow!
20:39Is he wise or what?
20:42Wise?
20:42You are wise!
20:44Listen.
20:45One chili dog on the hedgehog
20:47beats three on the plate.
20:49Come on!
20:49I'll show you!
21:01Okay, Fleabag, let's see if you can kick my triple pair fastball!
21:05Yeah, let's go, fucksy!
21:09I got it for you, Dumbot!
21:11I got it for you, Dumbot!
21:11I got it for you!
21:12I got it for you!
21:12I got it for you!
21:13I got it for you!
21:15Looks like these Dumbots were flat-out wrong about going in the street.
21:19Remember, ask your parents to help you.
21:21The street is no place to play, Sonic says.
21:25Okay.
21:57Lucky Charm!
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