00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:37I'm not sure if you're not going to die.
00:41I'm not going to die.
00:42I'm going to die.
00:45I'm going to die.
01:02Sonic! I hardly ever get to help you with Scratch and Grounder.
01:06Hey, next time you get help.
01:09Really? Great!
01:12Of course, that probably won't be for a long time.
01:16He's coming. Now, don't do it too soon.
01:19Listen for my count. I'll say one, two, three, and then go!
01:24That's when I hop out an oil slick and he loses traction, right?
01:28Right! And while he's skidding, I'll deep fry him with this.
01:32Ready? One, two, three!
01:37Grounder, three! Three!
01:40You're supposed to say go.
01:42No, no, you stun-plot!
01:45I say freeze, then you go!
01:47Oh, forget it! Go! Go!
01:50Hey!
01:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:54Yeah!
02:04When they perfect their timing, they'll be the greatest comedy team on Mobius.
02:09Aw, Tails. I'm sorry, bro. Force of habit. I swear, next time you'll have a lot to do.
02:16Yeah, I bet.
02:18I knew it. I knew you tinheads would find a way to slip up.
02:23And it was Grounder's fault. You know I never slip up.
02:27Scratch said to go when he said go. Then the whole plan just sorta blew up in our faces.
02:34You insolent junk pile! My plan was foolproof!
02:39Too bad it wasn't moron-proof!
02:41Well, we did our best! Woo-hoo!
02:45True, depressing, but true.
02:47So the solution is to improve your dismal abilities.
02:53W-w-what do you mean, improve our abilities?
02:59I combine playbooks, game films, strategies...
03:07Plenty of grit...
03:11Nerves of steel...
03:14...and three hundred pounds of ham.
03:18What kind of robot are you making?
03:20What you two need is training, discipline, in short, coaching.
03:27You don't mean...
03:29I do. Robots, prepare to meet...
03:34...the coachnik.
03:38Let's not waste any more time, then.
03:41I'm here to tell you why your game is going down the tubes.
03:44And what you gotta do about it.
03:47Oh, sorry, Doc.
03:50We don't need coaching!
03:53Nope, whatever it is, we don't need it.
03:56I'll rip you into shape, turn you into lean, mean, chasing machines who eat hedgehogs for breakfast.
04:02Gee, that sounds great! If only I didn't have a tune-up appointment!
04:06Ha-ha!
04:06You know, um, next week would be better.
04:10I-I kinda pulled a tread and...
04:16I got some films I want you to see.
04:20I like his style!
04:22We're gonna win, baby! Win!
04:24Uh-huh!
04:31These films are the property of the Robotnik Training League.
04:34And any other use is strictly prohibited.
04:37Hey, look!
04:39Ha-ha!
04:39It's me and Grounder!
04:40I think I remember this plan!
04:43I'm gonna lose.
04:44I'm gonna lose.
04:48Ha-ha-ha-hoo!
04:52Ow!
04:57Oh!
04:58Oh!
05:04Okay! Hulk the action!
05:06You see what happened?
05:07You exes lost track of the O!
05:09Because of all these other O's!
05:11Oh!
05:17You should have been ready for that.
05:19Me? What about you?
05:21Heads up. Here's another play that really went south on us.
05:27What? I'm getting dizzy.
05:31Shut up! We got him cornered now.
05:40Are we almost to the top?
05:42No! We're almost to the bottom!
05:46I can't believe they fell for the old Statue of Liberty play.
05:52I've seen enough.
05:54Now I know these nitwits will never catch Sonic.
05:58These boys have potential, Dr. Robotnik.
06:01They just need to get in shape. Right, men?
06:08It's been a week since we've seen Scratch and Grounder.
06:12Where do you suppose they are?
06:14I heard someone saw him here, at the old stadium.
06:17Doing what?
06:18No one's used this place since Robotnik built his fortress on the hill.
06:23Kinda makes you wanna take a look, doesn't it?
06:25You mean it? I get to spy on him?
06:28That's what teammates are for.
06:30Just be careful, will ya?
06:32Aren't I always?
06:36One, two, three, a thousand nine!
06:39One, two, three, a thousand ten!
06:42Huh?
06:43One, two, three, a thousand eleven!
06:46Hey, hey, hey!
06:47Where's this Coachnik guy?
06:49If you can make his team, so can I.
06:51Ah!
06:53Coconuts!
06:54Be smart!
06:55You don't wanna be a part of this!
06:58Alright, rookie!
06:59What makes you think you can catch the hedgehog?
07:03You ready for this, Sonic?
07:05They got a coach!
07:07They're in training!
07:09For what?
07:10For this!
07:11Yes!
07:11Yeah!
07:20We're back, he had the trains?
07:25It's Sonic!
07:27Get him!
07:31We move them next?
07:33Uh-uh.
07:33They're gaining!
07:34Oh, they are, are they?
07:39Okay!
07:40Rex!
07:40The perfect spot to do the old painted tunnel on the cliff gag!
07:44Only there is a tunnel!
07:46Hey, Sonic, this is what we do!
07:51Hey, good thinking, Tails!
07:54Oh, you too!
08:04Now!
08:05Where did he go?
08:06Uh-oh!
08:07Rex!
08:08What's that?
08:08Sounds like a train!
08:10But it couldn't be!
08:11Awesome!
08:23I see that Sonic did some training of his own.
08:27Don't worry, Doc. It's early in the season.
08:30We learned a lot from this match-up.
08:32We'll be ready next time.
08:35Next time, my foot.
08:46Hand grenades, bombs...
08:51...plastic, dynamite, cherry bombs...
08:57...every kind of explosive there is.
09:09All condensed into one compact, incredibly powerful package.
09:15The Long Bomb!
09:20Let's just see how powerful this is.
09:33Now that's what I call powerful.
09:35Those robots don't have to catch Sonic now.
09:39Just get this bomb within five miles of him.
09:41Hahahaha!
09:48All I have to do is sneak the Long Bomb into one of the robots.
09:53Sonic will never know what hit him.
09:56Oh!
10:06Coach Nick!
10:10You okay, Dr. Robotnik?
10:13Hey, what's that?
10:14Mind your own business!
10:16And what is this banana brain doing here?
10:19The kid showed a lot of moxie today, Dr. Robotnik.
10:22But he needs weight training.
10:24Homie?
10:27Start pumping iron, kid!
10:30Come on, Dr. Robotnik.
10:31Let him do his stuff!
10:36Okay!
10:37If this is what it takes to creep Sonic, I'll do it!
10:47All right.
10:48I am the assistant weight coach.
10:50I am here to bump up your muscles.
10:53Coach Nick didn't tell me!
10:55What kind of scaly workout is this?
10:58If you want to be strong, you have to use a lot more weight.
11:07I don't think I can lift!
11:13I'll be back.
11:22If there is no pain, there is no pain.
11:28If there is no pain...
11:44No pain...
11:45No pain...
11:50Man!
11:51Clumsiness leads to injuries!
11:53By sheer luck, I just ran into a guy who can fix that!
11:57They are all yours, ballet master!
12:02Ballet?
12:03The ballet!
12:04Hey, I shall show you how to move with style and grace.
12:10Hey, pal, we're plenty graceful.
12:14You...
12:16Bossy boy, sooty gloats.
12:19Me? He's the one who rammed his nose into my finger.
12:23Silence. You will learn, belly.
12:30You don't! You're just lucky the coachnik thinks we need you.
12:34This is not what I call lucky.
12:41Ah, very good. Now it's coming to leap. Leap it up, Swan Queen.
12:51Ballet is running into overtime. Speed it up, speed it up.
12:58Basta, basta. It's time to kill me.
13:01Basta, basta, basta.
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha.
13:06Ha ha ha ha.
13:07Basta, basta, basta!
13:08Whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
13:11S
13:35Aren't we?
13:36Well, sure, but...
13:37Thanks! You won't be sorry.
13:43He gets more like me every day.
13:46But I can fly! I'm the Swan Queen!
13:53Coach Nick, you're wrecking these robots faster than I can fix them!
14:00It's just a few dings and dents, Dr. Robotnik.
14:03Wait till you see how fast Grounder does the obstacle course.
14:07Ready, Toastick?
14:09Go!
14:14I think I'm gonna beat my record!
14:26Bunny, this row of tires seems longer than last time.
14:35I'm getting really tired.
14:44Grounder, how many times I gotta tell you?
14:46To win, you gotta keep your head.
14:49Oh, right.
14:53Hey! You and the drop!
14:55What?
14:56Come back with the rest of my player!
15:05Ah, the two-minute warning!
15:10The perfect hiding place for my long bomb.
15:20What's going on, Dr. Robotnik?
15:23None of your business!
15:25Oh, sorry.
15:31Good thing there aren't a lot of brains in there taking up room.
15:41Another player on the injured list.
15:43Relax, Doctor.
15:45I'll have all three back in the game in no time.
15:48You're better.
15:50I only need them for two minutes.
15:52Why only two minutes?
15:54Just humor me, okay?
15:56I gotta warn Sonic!
16:02I don't know what he hid there, but where's the last place you would look for something valuable?
16:07In Grounder's head!
16:09I see what you mean.
16:11Okay, let's find out what it is.
16:15Sonic's team is coming onto the field, unaware my long bomb will blow up everything within five miles!
16:24And here I sit, precisely 5.1 miles from Ground Zero, ready to enjoy an exciting, brief battle.
16:38And here we go.
16:46Remember what I told you about keeping your head, Grounder.
16:53Guess the first move's up to them.
16:57Okay, Tails.
16:58Time for some team work.
17:20That's unnecessary, Rumpless.
17:23It's only necessary when it happens to Sonic.
17:25But wait!
17:26Who's that coming onto the field?
17:29It's Grounder!
17:31That's unnecessary, Rumpless.
17:35It's only necessary when it happens to Sonic.
17:35Okay, let's see what's in your head.
17:38Ah!
17:39Hey, that's a personal question.
17:43Attaboy!
17:44Never lose your head!
17:45No, no, no!
17:47Run the other way, idiot!
17:49Let him have it!
17:54Have a nice group!
17:58Sonic!
17:59Are you clear?
18:02You take it, Tails!
18:04Oh!
18:05Huh?
18:07Why does Robotnik have a timer in here?
18:10Maybe because it's a time bomb.
18:13A time bomb?
18:21A time bomb?
18:23Yahoo!
18:24Throw it to Sonic!
18:33Ah!
18:34I just throw it to Sonic!
18:37Again!
18:41Yahoo!
18:47Oh, no!
18:56What's the matter with you guys?
18:58Don't let him bomb that thing off on ya!
19:06Hey, hey, hey!
19:07What are you doing?
19:11Come on, Tails.
19:13We're out of here.
19:21No!
19:22Not here!
19:23Not my fortress!
19:42Hey, Dr. Robotnik!
19:43You made it!
19:47Uh...
19:48What's that?
19:49From the brains of the can?
19:51Hey, say!
19:52Did I ever...
19:53Tell you a story about winning one for the blipper?
19:59Some teammate I am!
20:01Thinking Robotnik hid something great and grounder!
20:05How dumb can I be?
20:07Hey, the way you flashed on that thing being a bomb...
20:10I tell ya, Tails, I'm glad you're on my team!
20:14You are?
20:20Dr. Robotnik, what happened to Coachnik?
20:23I gave him the boot!
20:25That's what!
20:26We'll see who gives who the boot!
20:34Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:39Hey!
20:40What's the idea?
20:41Oh!
20:42Put a great foot down!
20:44Oh!
20:46Penalty!
20:47Uh...
20:48Call the referee!
20:49Somebody find his up button!
20:52Time out!
20:59Look at those goofballs!
21:02Forget them, Teal.
21:03Stretching and warming up before a game can keep you from being injured.
21:06Hike!
21:08Oh!
21:09Oh!
21:12Oh!
21:13I put a muscle in my leg!
21:16Yeah!
21:18Touchdown!
21:19Nice run, little bro!
21:22Stretch before and after you exercise!
21:55Cookie Charge!
21:57Cookie Charge!
21:59You
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