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00:41Let's go.
01:05Ah, there's nothing cooler than relaxing at the seaside with rods and reel.
01:11Except when the slow-mo fish aren't biting.
01:14Let's go, Tails. The fishing stinks around here.
01:17Hold it, Sonic. I got something.
01:20Whoa!
01:21Huh?
01:23What?
01:26Help! Help!
01:28Help! Oh, no! I hooked a girl!
01:32Gee, I'm sorry. I didn't see any swimmers on the beach.
01:36Are you all right?
01:38Just a little tired. I've been swimming for hours.
01:43Well, let me help you out of the water.
01:45I can't.
01:48Bernhog?
01:49But I thought you were just a myth.
01:51We're real, and we're in danger.
01:54Captain Memo is destroying the seafloor and polluting the ocean.
01:59What's your name, babe?
02:01Myrna?
02:01Well, this is your lucky day, Myrna.
02:04Because Sonic the Hedgehog has got a sail on.
02:06One free rescue to the first merhog who washes up on the beach.
02:10Oh, thank you.
02:12Follow me, and I'll take you back to my grotto.
02:15Hold it.
02:17Much as I hate to admit it, I'm an air breather.
02:20Not today, bro.
02:24Lead the way.
02:26Come on.
02:36Lieutenant, take a memo.
02:40Two Lieutenant Bananas, that's you.
02:43Dear Bananas, as soon as the seafloor has been stripped
02:46and my underwater mini-malls and condos are completed,
02:50I'll be ready to collect rent from all the fish and merhogs in the sea.
02:58Signed, Captain John Paul Memo.
03:00That's me.
03:08There it is, Sonic.
03:10Captain Memo's octopus ship.
03:14Hey, what's eight arms when you've got the two fastest feet in the world?
03:20Be careful!
03:33Looks like this octopus is just an octopussycat.
03:39Your troubles are over, babe.
03:41Now, how about you and I go topside for a couple of dry chili dogs?
03:52There's someone out there, Lieutenant. It's a memo!
03:55Two Lieutenant Bananas. Check the defense computer and find out who's out there.
04:00Cordially, John Paul Memo.
04:10Uh-oh. It's a self-propelled high-speed underwater hedgehog of the Sonic Class.
04:16Wait a minute. There's only one hedgehog in the Sonic Class.
04:19Sonic the Hedgehog!
04:21Lieutenant, take another memo!
04:24From Captain Memo to Lieutenant Bananas.
04:28Attack the hedgehog!
04:35Uh-oh. I think your octopussycat is turning out to be a tiger shark.
04:42Let's make a way, Jake.
04:48Me thinks we've been inked.
04:51I've got that water-locked hog right where I want it.
04:59The good news is we're out of the ink.
05:01What's the bad news?
05:04We're going into its mouth.
05:06We'll be ground into fertilizer.
05:09Worse than that?
05:12We'll be turned into a mini-mall.
05:17We've got to get out of these pitables.
05:19I think I know a way.
05:20What do you think?
05:28Ew! Eels!
05:31Not just eels.
05:32Electric eels!
05:35And, you know, you've got to get out of here.
05:45It's a tip for you.
05:46We've got to get out of here.
05:50Thankfully yours, John-Pol Memo.
05:59Now to finish it off with a triple spin buzz, cuz...
06:08Just my luck. That ship's been hedgehog-proofed.
06:13Perhaps my people can help. Follow me!
06:26Whoa! Cool cake!
06:29Welcome to Murtopia.
06:31I am queen of the merhogs.
06:34You must be Sonic the Hedgehog.
06:37A little soggy, but at your service.
06:39We must stop Captain Memo before he reaches Murtopia.
06:44I think he just did.
06:52You're our only hope, Sonic.
06:55You must stop, Memo,
06:57before our beautiful world is ruined.
07:00There's more than one way to skin an octopus,
07:03and I know just the way.
07:07Hang together, merhogs. I shall return.
07:11Sonic! Wait for me!
07:19I hate cleaning out the fridge. You do it!
07:22Not me! His slavishness told you to do it!
07:26Oh, all right. How bad could it be, anyway?
07:36What is it?
07:37Uh, I think it was the lasagna we made for Dr. Robotnik three years ago.
07:42Don't be ridiculous! Let me see that!
07:45Ah! Don't open it!
07:48There's nothing in here!
07:54No! No! Help!
08:00Are you all right?
08:01Next time we gotta remember not to put those TV dinners in the microwave.
08:08They get really upset.
08:14You got everything?
08:15I think so.
08:17You guys order a pizza?
08:19No, not me.
08:22Um, maybe it was the lasagna who ordered it.
08:25Too bad.
08:26Anchovies and jellyfish, my favorite.
08:28Yeah, they're gonna be hard to come by once Captain Memo takes over the ocean.
08:34Huh? Captain Memo's taking over the ocean?
08:37Didn't you hear? Everyone's talking about it.
08:40Sure you didn't order this pizza?
08:41Forget the pizza. We gotta tell Dr. Robotnik what's happening.
08:47Way to go, bro!
08:49Let's go!
08:59If Dr. Robotnik can sink this final putt, he'll win the Mobius Tournament of Champions
09:04and the grand prize of the dictatorship of the universe.
09:09Ah, Dr. Robotnik!
09:21Ooh, nice putt.
09:23Thanks. And now I've got a nice putter for you two.
09:30What's so important you have to ruin my golf game?
09:34Didn't you hear the news?
09:36What news?
09:36Captain Memo plans to conquer the Mobian Sea.
09:40And once he's done that, he plans to launch an attack on the land!
09:45I don't believe it.
09:47Memo and I went to school together.
09:49He wasn't half as rotten as me.
09:52My undersea surveillance system will show me what Memo's up to.
09:55Oh, it's true!
09:58That sniveling little fish face is attacking the merhogs.
10:02Well, he won't get away with this.
10:05Catch!
10:05Rounder!
10:06Build me the fiercest, fastest, fattest submarine in the world!
10:11Yes, sir, Capitan!
10:15I'll blow Captain Memo and his octopus ship right out of the sea!
10:23Four...
10:24Four...
10:25D'argh!
10:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:29Nyeh!
10:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:36How's it coming?
10:38Well done!
10:40Hmm, here's your beautiful sword.
10:43Meow!
10:43The only thing's sub around here is your intelligence, bot head!
10:47Dr. Robotnik is going to hate this!
10:50Oh, you think so?
10:51Don't worry, I'll fix it!
11:02Yeah! He'll love it now!
11:05I hope you're right!
11:08Whose idea was this?
11:11I thought so.
11:13You two have as much taste as last week's hamburger!
11:20There! Now, that's some beautiful shit!
11:35Woohoo!
11:36Captain Memo Denahead, sir!
11:40Excellent! I'll blast that scurvy scum right out of the sea!
11:45No Torpedo Tube 1!
11:51Loaded and ready, Captain!
11:54Down, Scoop!
11:56Down, Scoop!
11:57Watch this!
11:59Oh, no!
12:01Not that low, you Megadolt!
12:08That's better!
12:12He's a sitting duck!
12:14Up, Scoop!
12:15Up, Scoop!
12:16Down! Put him down!
12:19Oh!
12:24Ugh!
12:25Oh!
12:25No!
12:27Huh?
12:28Ha-ha-ha!
12:29Boy, that's what I call a look that could kill!
12:35It's not the nook that will kill you!
12:37It's them!
12:50Torpedo brains one and two, away!
13:04Lieutenant, take a memo.
13:06To Lieutenant Bananas, we're under attack battle stations!
13:12Very true to yours, Captain John Paul Memo.
13:21It's Dr. Robotnik!
13:23So that bulbous Batnik thinks he can move in on my condos and miniballs, does he?
13:30Take a memo! Commence counter-attack!
13:43So that shrimp of a sea squirt thinks he can conquer Mobius before me, does he?
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16:11Hey, Sonic!
16:14Splash fight, huh?
16:16You asked for it!
16:21Alright, you win!
16:26Oh!
16:35It's Robotnik!
16:37That's right, freedom fighters, and I'm here to conquer Myrtopia!
16:42But I thought you were here to stop Captain Memo from taking over Mobis.
16:46Nice cry, hog-head!
16:48But the pizza's out of the box!
16:52They know we took them.
16:54No problem.
16:56You and what army are going to conquer Murtopia?
16:59Me and...
17:07Captain Memo's army.
17:09We're doomed.
17:11Now you're catching on.
17:14Captain Memo and I made a little pact.
17:17I conquer Murtopia.
17:19And I turn it into condos and mini malls.
17:22And we split the rent.
17:28Attack!
17:52What'll we do?
17:54Our only chance is to fight fish with fish!
17:58Right, let's go!
18:24Hey, there's a school of fish heading this way!
18:28What can a bunch of fish possibly do?
18:35Hurry-o, killer whale away!
18:38Up, over, and gone!
18:54Lieutenant, take a memo!
18:57No, you take a memo!
19:00Abandon ship!
19:02Gorillas and children first!
19:05Hey, what about captains?
19:14Well, don't just stand there, you nicomuts!
19:17Start bailing!
19:19Yes, you witness!
19:22Ouch! Cut it out!
19:26Ouch!
19:28It bit me!
19:29Why, you little...
19:39Gah!
19:55Wait for us in that whale ship!
19:59I think we're safe!
20:01Guess again, Trips!
20:07Take them away!
20:11Hey, get me out of here!
20:13Yay!
20:15You saved the grotto, Sonic!
20:18Thanks!
20:20I couldn't have done it without you, Myrna.
20:26How about a hug for the queen?
20:29You cute little two-tailed furball!
20:32Uh, what do you say we just slap five?
20:36Whatever you say!
20:39Yow!
20:43I hate sea food!
20:45And hedgehogs!
21:00It's taking forever to get to the fortress by sub!
21:04I'm bored!
21:05Hey, dumb-bot!
21:06Didn't anyone ever tell you not to play with matches?
21:09I'm careful!
21:12Yahoo!
21:13Fire!
21:14Put it out quick!
21:15How's this?
21:18Never play with matches, even if you think it's safe!
21:22Remember, if you play with fire, you're gonna get burned!
21:39Huh?
21:44What?
21:47Do you think it's at the same time?
21:53What is that?
21:55Halt and notifications!
21:55One of them is so bad to go.
21:56Cookie charm!
21:57Dump!
21:58Obi-Win!
21:59I'm evil!
21:59You're this!
22:00You're the only one.
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