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00:16This video is a production of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
00:36Let's go!
01:05Excuse me, old treacherous one.
01:09But your mother is here to see you.
01:12Oh, no!
01:14Which means I'm taking a trip.
01:28Phew.
01:35Oh, mama, what a lovely surprise.
01:39Ow!
01:41Don't you mama me!
01:43I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
01:47My friend Cora at the home has a son who was just elected president of his garden club.
01:54Why can't you be elected president?
01:57Just because you're feared and rose all over the planet, that's no reason you can't be popular.
02:05But mama, I hate gardening.
02:14I want you to run for president of Mobius.
02:20You mean, have an election?
02:23That sounds disgustingly like being fair.
02:27Not that there's anything wrong with being disgusting.
02:30Then get going!
02:32I can't wait to be first mama of Mobius.
02:37Scratch?
02:38Scratch?
02:39Grounder?
02:40Yes, you're malevolence.
02:42Who do you want crushed or liquidated or terrorized?
02:45Ha ha ha!
02:45Or maybe even scared a little.
02:48Oh, uh, no one.
02:50Make up a million Robotnik for president posters with my picture and paste them up all over Mobius.
02:56But Dr. Robotnik, we're vicious evil robots.
03:00Running for election is legal.
03:03Do as I say or I'll grind you down into iron filings.
03:07One million posters coming up.
03:16One million posters coming up.
03:17A little late for Halloween, isn't it?
03:21The whole city's plastered with them.
03:23You don't think he could win, do you, Sonic?
03:26Not if I have anything to say about it, Tails.
03:29And I will.
03:30Catch you later, little bro.
03:43That's not how the rest of them look.
03:45I'm sure...
03:52Oh, is it just me?
03:54Or does Dr. Robotnik photograph kind of goofy?
04:01Believe me, palsy, you won't regret buying this little baby.
04:05Look here.
04:05Ice dispenser.
04:07Ah-ah.
04:08No second thoughts.
04:09All sales are final.
04:15Dr. Robotnik?
04:17Sir, listen.
04:19About that time I helped Sonic, it was business.
04:22Nothing personal.
04:24Forget the past wares.
04:26Let's talk about the future.
04:28Your future.
04:29Managing my campaign for president.
04:33What is this, a joke?
04:34No offense, Doc, but even I wouldn't help elect a ruthless, power man tyrant like you.
04:42Who dares to call my little darling a tyrant?
04:46Did I say a tyrant?
04:48I take it back.
04:50Compared to you, he's as meek as a lamb.
04:53That's better.
04:54Show him, Sonny.
04:58Dr. Robotnik palsy.
05:00You're looking more presidential every second.
05:03Yes, sir.
05:04Well, what are we waiting for, Mr. President?
05:06Time is valuable.
05:12In the official race for president of Mobius, the latest poll shows reformer Henry Walrus with a 90% lead.
05:19Long regarded as one of our outstanding leaders, Henry Walrus seems sure to be our next president.
05:25At the bottom of the poll with .01% apiece are mosquitoes, the plague, paper cuts that don't heal, and
05:33Dr. Robotnik.
05:37Relax, madam.
05:39First, we'll start some malicious rumors about Henry Walrus.
05:42Then, we'll give your son an image they can't touch.
05:45Robotnik, the family man.
05:48Why, you idiot. I have no family to speak of.
05:53Ah!
05:55What do you mean?
05:57I'm your family!
06:00Exactly.
06:00How could I forget?
06:02I see your point, but I have a solution.
06:08A dozen cans of hairspray.
06:12A gross of toothpaste.
06:14A little mascara.
06:16And for public speaking, a broken record.
06:24And voila!
06:25The politician's perfect mate, Robowife!
06:30Cookies, anyone?
06:32I don't know about this, Wes.
06:35I tried having a wife once and it didn't work out.
06:38You'll just have to try again.
06:39You can't get elected without one.
06:41The voters expect it.
06:43I've shared my entire life with this wonderful man.
06:47And I know Dr. Robotnik will be the best President Mobius has ever had.
06:54Eh, it's Robotnik, my dear.
06:57You're absolutely right, darling.
07:01Now, all you need is a pet.
07:03Ah, we can use Spalding, my spitting cobra.
07:09Oh, no, no, no, we can't.
07:11But not to worry.
07:12We can get you a dog.
07:14Absolutely not.
07:16Canines detest me.
07:17And it's mutual.
07:19By get, I mean build you a dog.
07:22A heart of gold.
07:23So don't freak out when you see my expense account.
07:26A tail that never stops.
07:28A toilet so he's potty trained.
07:31And a couple of buckets full of slobber.
07:33And he's gotta love playing games.
07:44Good Robodog.
07:46He loves to fetch.
07:47And he's very obedient.
07:49All right, I'll try him.
07:51Heel!
07:54No!
08:00Isn't that cute?
08:01He thought you wanted him to fetch your heels.
08:13Doc Baby, you're all gonna look great in the TV spots.
08:17Cause we're gonna shoot him in a new process.
08:20HypnoVision!
08:22HypnoVision?
08:22Mmm.
08:24That's such a brilliant idea.
08:26I should have had it myself.
08:34Chilly Dog Flambay.
08:36On the house.
08:38Whoa!
08:40Thanks, Bert.
08:41Thanks, Roxy.
08:42Anything for you, Sonic.
08:44You got a lot of sand to keep butting heads with, Robotnik.
08:47I can't believe that polecat's running for office.
08:51Hey!
08:52Is this one of his ads?
08:54Haven't you ever wanted to return to a simpler time in Mobius?
08:58When we had simple virtues?
09:01And simple people?
09:06Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:14You're a little bit smaller than you.
09:22Oh!
09:24Oh!
09:25Awe!
09:26Oh!
09:27Oh!
09:28Oh!
09:28Oh!
09:28Oh!
09:30Oh!
09:36Hey, what was that?
09:38Didn't see a darn thing
09:39Me neither
09:41Well, I did
09:42Remember simple family values
09:45Like apple pie
09:47And mom
09:48Smile and pick up your pie
09:59Didn't you see it?
10:00There it was again
10:02Watch, she watch
10:04I guess your eyes are faster than ours, Sonic
10:10Isn't it time we had a president like Dr. Robotnik
10:14Who cares about apple pie
10:16Mom
10:16And the Mobius flag
10:23No, you morons
10:26You're absolutely right, darling
10:31Oh man, you have to be hypnotized to vote for a guy
10:35That bogus
10:38I say something wrong?
10:40He's slamming our candidate
10:50What happened, Sonic?
10:51I just heard on the radio that Robotnik could be our next president
10:55Yikes!
10:56Not a chance, Tails
10:57Because I'm running for president
11:00I'll fight fire with fire
11:02Speaking of which
11:03Look out!
11:04I may be running for president
11:06But now I'm just running
11:08Make fun of our next president again
11:10And you'll get worse than that
11:14Hey, what's got into Bert?
11:17Those Robotnik commercials on television must have some hypno thing
11:20That's too fast for anyone to pick up on, except me
11:23Glad I didn't see him
11:25But if everyone's hypnotized to vote for Robotnik
11:28How can you win for president?
11:30The main thing is to make Robotnik lose
11:33And you're forgetting
11:34There isn't a race run I can't win
11:39Vote Robotnik for president
11:41I am the best
11:43I'm right in the fight against Sonic
11:46Vote
11:47Excuse me a sec
11:55Robotnik is a pest
11:57Write in Sonic for president
12:02Real smart, Sonic
12:04Editing those tapes to make Robotnik look bad
12:07I'm just getting warmed up
12:09The Robotnik for president bandwagon is gaining strength
12:14As the candidate sets out on a whistle-stop tour across Mobius
12:18They like me
12:20They really like me
12:21What did I tell you?
12:23You conquer with cleverness and money
12:26Not brute force
12:28Yes, I could get to Mike this
12:30Lunge in and I'll get some pictures of you being friendly
12:33Being what?
12:36Oh, sorry
12:37That means shake their hands
12:38Try a bite of the food
12:39And don't insult them
12:40I don't know which is worse
12:42Eating food with no eggs
12:44Or pretending to be friendly
12:46You're asking a lot of me, Weasley
12:50I found a dumpster
12:52I got an old cigar butt
12:55This used coffee filter
12:57A piece of blown tire
12:59And this old bike seat
13:01Was buried under a bunch of fish heads
13:04Perfect, Tails
13:05Now we're gonna put a little spice in Robotnik's campaign
13:09Your egg roll smells delicious
13:17Are you nuts?
13:19If you want these votes, you better eat that
13:22Ah, I love tacos
13:47Oh, where did you idiotic
13:48Oh, where did you idiotic
13:57Let's learn how to cook a garbage dump?
14:03Your lousy manners are ruining the hypno-vision
14:05We gotta run, literally
14:13Are you sure nothing will go wrong this time?
14:17Relax, I got Scratch and Grounder on security details
14:21Hey, this thing isn't working
14:23What's the score?
14:25Seven to six
14:27Hey, Mac
14:29Gotta do a safety inspection
14:30Fine, yeah, sure
14:32And don't bother us
14:40Talk about tight security
14:43I'll help these guys loosen up
15:05So much for photo ops
15:07Let's concentrate on tonight
15:08Think of it
15:10Think of it
15:10Kali Chang in our home
15:12Interviewing us on live TV
15:14I just had to redecorate
15:16You redecorated my fortress?
15:22Once favored to win
15:24Dr. Robotnik's popularity
15:26Is now plunging in every place
15:28Where he has campaigned
15:29But in a moment
15:30We'll meet him
15:31And his lovely robo-wife
15:36Oh, Dr. Robotnik
15:38You men in power are so
15:42Powerful
15:43Isn't there somewhere
15:45Where we could
15:46Be alone?
15:49Certainly
15:50But my robo-wife
15:52Mustn't see us together
16:00Darling, we're on in a minute
16:02Oh, yes
16:03I'll be right there
16:07I have a TV show to do
16:09We'll have to meet later
16:10Oh, then
16:11Let me fix your makeup
16:17Come, my dear
16:22Break a leg
16:23Botsy
16:23Have you been kissing
16:26Another woman?
16:27I'll make sure
16:28You break a leg
16:30Botsy
16:31Is Robotnik's family life
16:33As happy as his ads say?
16:35Let's ask him
16:36Oh
16:38Well, of course
16:39We're happy, Kali
16:40My robo-wife
16:42Is very close to me
16:45Let's hope
16:46She doesn't get any closer
16:48Your opponent, Sonic
16:50Says you're
16:50Ducking the issue
16:53I'm not ducking anything
16:55I'll debate him
16:56Anytime, anywhere
17:00Alright
17:00Now, here's the deal
17:02Let's debate right here
17:03Let the voters decide
17:05Well, we, uh
17:06Need time to work out
17:08The, uh, debate format
17:10And, uh
17:11See?
17:12Now he's ducking the debate
17:13I never duck anything
17:17Okay with me
17:20I'll kill the balloon belly bum
17:23We'll begin our debate
17:25After this
17:29I need you two
17:30To eliminate Sonic
17:32During the debate
17:32Well, well
17:34He didn't want us
17:35In his campaign
17:36Our methods were too crude
17:38But now he needs us
17:41Yeah
17:41Well, we might help
17:44If you had some cabinet positions
17:46In mind for us
17:47My opponent
17:49Tries to tell you
17:51I am a scoundrel
17:52But if you vote for me
17:54You'll get a kinder robotnik
17:59You'll get a gentler robotnik
18:07A more dignified robotnik
18:11I can't stand it anymore
18:15I don't care what happens to me
18:18As long as I take you with me
18:20Oh, Botsy
18:21That's so romantic
18:24You lousy
18:25Two-timing heel
18:38Now that's just sad
18:39Is that what you folks want?
18:41Your next president
18:42Coming out of some smoke-filled room?
18:44Or you're gonna vote for me?
18:45Yeah, Wes Weasley here
18:46Is that telephone sales job still open?
18:50The ballots have been counted
18:52And Sonic is the winner
18:54The final tally is
18:55Ninety million to one
18:57After all I went through
18:59I get one stinking vote
19:02Impossible
19:03At the very least
19:05Mama Scratch and Grounder
19:06All voted for me
19:07Well, actually, Dr. Robotnik
19:10We got so busy
19:11Yeah, and
19:13This is kind of an important point
19:15We kind of forgot to vote
19:17You forgot?
19:19Well, I didn't forget
19:21I voted against you
19:23Mama
19:24Mama
19:24How could you?
19:26Easy
19:26Because you can't do anything right
19:29Betrayed by my own mother
19:32Then again
19:34That makes me feel better
19:36About betraying you
19:45You ingrate
19:47We like, Buster
20:16That tears it!
20:17I always say, if you can't join them, beat them!
20:29You know, Bozzy, you really are a sore loser.
20:33Axing on sore.
20:40Go!
20:44Well, looks like it's a landslide against robotics.
20:48I hate that hedgehog!
21:00The dogs are nearly done.
21:03Ouch! Tooth it!
21:05Have you been brushing lately, Tails?
21:08You could have a cavity.
21:10Eww, way past gross.
21:13Be sure to brush and cross your teeth after every meal.
21:16And see your dentist regularly.
21:18Teeth are meant to last a lifetime,
21:19but they won't unless you take care of them.
21:52Cookie Charm!
21:55Yeah!
21:56Oh, look!
21:57Oh, Dad!
21:57My favorite favorite thing for me on vacation for everyone.
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