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00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:39Let's go.
01:21Ah-ha!
01:23My hedgehog-seeking radar system worked perfectly.
01:26Face it, Robotnik, nothing you invented worked perfectly.
01:31Oh, yeah? Name one thing that doesn't.
01:35I'll name two things. Scratch, grounder.
01:39Did someone call?
01:41I think I heard my name.
01:44Okay, you made your point. Your last point.
01:48Once my magna beam hits you,
01:51you'll be magnetized and pulled to the Mobius North Pole forever.
01:56Sounds chilly.
01:57I'll just go home and pack some long underwear.
02:02Fire the magna beam!
02:10What? What is that hum?
02:13I don't know, but whatever it is, it's perfect!
02:19Hey, what gears?
02:21Looks like we're heading south.
02:24Turn up the magna beam!
02:33What's going on?
02:35Beats me. And before someone beats us, let's race, Ace.
02:45You idiot! I would've had that hedgehog if it wasn't for you, whoever you are!
02:51If it wasn't for you, you ridiculous fool, I would've gotten rid of that hedgehog!
02:57Ridiculous! What business is it of yours, anyway?
03:00Why, I plan to take over the entire planet of Mobius and declare myself absolute ruler, of course!
03:08Of course! Now, about this, uh, what did you say?!
03:14And when I've taken over this miserable planet, I'll turn it into a shrine to me!
03:19Brandon Quark, PhD, DDS, CEG!
03:24What's CEG stand for?
03:27Crazy Evil Genius, Natch.
03:30Well, it just so happens that I am taking over Mobius!
03:33I'm making it a shrine to me!
03:36Quark?
03:37That's Quark, Egg Boy!
03:39And I've never seen anything as preposterous as you!
03:43Check a mirror, duckbot!
03:45Okay, so I had a little lab accident with a duck!
03:48But that's all just water it off the duck's back!
03:52Forget it, Quark!
03:54With my scientific genius, you haven't got a chance!
03:58You call those wind-up toys scientific genius?
04:01Get a load of this, Egg Boy!
04:07You summoned me, Dr. Quark?
04:10This is a doofus! Design Unit Flexible Underling Substitute!
04:15The most powerful weapon on the planet!
04:17And now for a little demo, Robotnik!
04:20I am a prototype doofus! Capable of 2,486 offensive modes!
04:30This planet isn't big enough for you and me!
04:34Your belt isn't big enough for you!
04:37Shook who's quacking!
04:39I'm not a duck! I'm not a duck! I'm not a duck!
04:45I propose a contest!
04:47Whichever of us captured Sonic the Hedgehog
04:49shall have sole dominion over Mobius!
04:52You got it!
04:53There's nothing like a fair fight!
04:57And this'll be nothing like a fair fight!
05:07Whoa! Freeze!
05:09Great! I'm starving!
05:12Wait, little pal. I smell a rat!
05:15Nah, that's the sauerkraut!
05:18Yikes!
05:20Hey, I've got ants in my pants!
05:24There must be a billion of them!
05:31Tails, look! The food has lured them!
05:34Let's get out of here!
05:36Oh, I can't figure it!
05:38Dr. Robotnik's ants trance enhancer
05:40couldn't keep from going after that food!
05:43Hey, where'd that picnic table come from anyway?
05:47It is I, Doofus.
05:49Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
05:52That is beyond your capability.
05:54I, on the other hand...
05:56Have you trapped Sonic yet, you two-eddy?
06:00Highly developed automated apparatuses?
06:04Apparatuses?
06:06That isn't even a word!
06:08It is now, quack!
06:11That's quark!
06:15If it wasn't for your lame ant hypnotizer,
06:18I would have captured that hedgehog!
06:21Lame?
06:22My ant trance enhancer is foolproof!
06:26I'll show you!
06:31Ah!
06:32Ow!
06:32Oh!
06:33Ouch!
06:34Well, it's the end of another day.
06:38A little sudden, don't you think?
06:40Thanks to my darkinator!
06:43Quickly!
06:44Scratch!
06:45Grounder!
06:45Grab them!
06:46That voice sounds familiar!
06:50That crash sounds familiar!
06:53Oh!
06:53Get off me, you lug nut!
06:55Who are you calling a lug nut?
06:58Oh!
06:58Not you, you rottenness!
07:00Him!
07:01I would never call you!
07:03That stupidity sounds familiar!
07:05Having fun?
07:07Turn out that light!
07:08That's not just a light!
07:11It's my solar polar molar!
07:13In that case, shut your mouth!
07:15Not before my solar breath burns Sonic into hedgehog chips!
07:19Sounds like a great party!
07:22I'll bring the dip!
07:23You are the dip!
07:27Careful!
07:28If the solar ray touches my darkinator, there's no telling!
07:36What might happen?
07:39This failure was probable to a factor of 245,764 to 1.
07:46Oh, damn it!
07:47Of course!
07:49The mathematic probability can be altered.
07:52If you were to combine forces, the success slash failure ratio is 406,2 to 1.
07:59Combined forces?
08:01Preposterous idea!
08:03Absurd idea!
08:04I like it!
08:06Light work!
08:08Chili dogs!
08:10Get your chili dogs!
08:12Absolutely free!
08:14No Chargerino!
08:15I'll take 43 chili dogs with everything to go!
08:19Coming right up!
08:22Hey!
08:23Slow down, bud!
08:25Doesn't this sound familiar?
08:27Free chili dogs?
08:28Maybe I'm dreaming, so it don't matter!
08:31Sure!
08:31And maybe it's one of those crazies trying to get his mix on yours truly!
08:37Ooh!
08:38Let's just sit here until we're sure what the score is!
08:42Exactly as you predicted!
08:45Uh-oh!
08:46Time to buzz, cuz!
08:47I'm afraid the probability against that is 89,976 to 1.
08:54Your plan was pure genius!
08:57Your execution was superb!
09:01Now that Doctors Quark and Robotnik have joined forces...
09:05As far as you and your precious Mobius are concerned...
09:09It's lights out!
09:13So what's the plan?
09:15Plan?
09:16There's no plan.
09:17You mean we're gonna spend the rest of our lives right here?
09:21Looks that way, little bud.
09:23But I've got library books still out!
09:25In that case...
09:29Alright!
09:30That's what I call a plan!
09:32We'll be out of here in no time!
09:36Ah-ha!
09:38Hmm?
09:39Ooh!
09:45Hmm...
09:46Ooh!
09:50Ooh!
09:51Ooh!
09:52Oh! There go my head!
09:53Ooh!
09:56Ooh!
09:56Ooh!
09:58Ooh!
10:00Ooh!
10:01If they escape, you know who will get blamed!
10:05You!
10:08Okay, you better tell us what your plan is.
10:11Yeah, so we can stop...
10:12Ow! Actually, we were just... curious.
10:17Well, it's too late, boys, because we already escaped.
10:20Well, thanks anyway.
10:24You what?
10:25We're just a holo...
10:28Holographic projections, 3-D movies. We skipped town an hour ago.
10:32I don't believe it!
10:33Yeah, if you were just holo-holo pictures, could I do this to you?
10:40No, and thanks. Gotta run, hon.
10:43So long, Gathering Rooms.
10:45You did it again!
10:47Yeah, but you gotta admit it was a great plan.
10:51And now we know what it is.
10:55Oh, I got you now!
10:57Where on earth is it?
10:59Oh, they...
11:01They're still in there!
11:03No, they're not! They...
11:05Oh!
11:08That does not make sense.
11:10My sensors cannot sense them.
11:13Yeah, well, uh, open the door and see!
11:16Oh, no!
11:18You let them out!
11:20Look! The cell is empty!
11:25Oh, I am confused! I have committed an error! That is impossible!
11:30The hedgehog's ours! What a team we make! Robotnik and Quark!
11:36That's Quark and Robotnik!
11:39Join me for a little gloating in Sonic's cell?
11:43I'm inviting you to join me!
11:46Dolphus! Are you there?
11:48What shall I do? It's Dr. Quark.
11:51No!
11:52It is against my programming. My circuits are hurting.
11:56Oh! Once Dr. Robotnik and Quark see what you did, your circuits will be hurting more!
12:07Well, well, nice to see you stretching out!
12:13Just wanted to rub it in before we go out to tour our planet.
12:18We're going to parade through Mubiats and bask in our conquest. Hang out till we get back!
12:27Okay! The coast is clear!
12:32Neatrick, doofus!
12:34I am confused. I have deceived my Creator. I have lied. I have betrayed.
12:40So?
12:42I can live with it.
12:51We've got to make Quark and Robotnik hate each other again.
12:54Yeah! The terrible twosome is double trouble. Got any ideas?
13:00Only a billion of them. Let's race, Ace!
13:04Paper! Get your paper! Quark called Robotnik a big dope!
13:09So I'm a big dope, am I?
13:11Morbius star! Get your Morbius star!
13:15Robotnik says Quark, married to Bigfoot!
13:21What?!
13:22So I'm married to Bigfoot, am I?
13:26Trash!
13:28Garbage. I never read my reviews.
13:32Um, have you seen my new Upside Downer Scrambler Blaster?
13:36I was just about to show you my Shrinkerator.
13:39Well, perhaps later.
13:42Yes, later.
13:47Oh, I knew it, you traitor!
13:53Me! I'm the one who's upside down!
13:57Perhaps it was just an accident.
14:01I don't like accidents.
14:03How did the Ducky Wacky feel about it?
14:07Remember that separately you're both total losers.
14:12Now kiss and wake up.
14:17Watch it, Doofus. You're being insubordinate.
14:21Uh, trust me?
14:23Implicitly!
14:30What's wrong with you?
14:32I don't know.
14:34Since that confusion in the jail cell, my programming is d-d-damage.
14:41Geniuses? Dictators?
14:43Friends?
14:45We better do something about this!
14:47I got an idea!
14:54I'm thinking maybe something a little more drastic, little bud.
15:01What's this?
15:03And now, two of the top candidates for the coveted Baddie Award.
15:07Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Quark.
15:10The Baddie Award?
15:11Yes, the Baddie.
15:13Presented by the Academy of Evil Arts and Sciences to the most evil bad guy on Mobius.
15:20And now, to present the Baddie for the best performance by a megalomaniacal evil scientist in a temper tantrum,
15:27here is that very popular comedy team of Scratch and Grounder!
15:39Just read the cue cards.
15:43The first nominee is Dr. Robotnik in the Bad, the Worse, and the Ugly!
15:56I'll squash you like bugs!
16:01The next nominee is Brandon Quark for his performance in Silence of the Gems.
16:13I don't care if they are sweet potatoes, I don't like the way they're looking like.
16:22And the winner is!
16:24Yes, yes!
16:26Brandon Quark!
16:28I won! I won!
16:30You hate me! You really hate me!
16:34Little did I know that the gruesome little boy who began by pulling the legs off his pet tantula would
16:42someday arrive at this pinnacle of evil achievement!
16:46I deserve it, of course, and I want to thank...
16:49You rigged this Quark!
16:51That's Quark! And you're just jealous!
16:54Of you?
16:55Don't make me laugh!
17:02You are both getting to be a real drag.
17:06Chill out, dudes.
17:08Watch your tone. I made you, and I can break you.
17:11I doubt it, Mother Goose.
17:16Something strange has happened to that robot.
17:19No hard feelings?
17:20None at all!
17:23Looks like we're gonna have to pull out all the stuff, little bud.
17:29Let's separate and join up back at my, uh, our headquarters.
17:34Excellent idea!
17:36We'll be able to survey my, uh, our domain, uh, much more quickly.
17:40Ta-ta!
17:42Goodbye!
17:48Bye!
17:52Why, that egomaniac!
17:54Welcome to Quark Land!
17:59Welcome to Quark Land!
18:01You have obviously arrived to enlist for the glorious war against the inferior Robotnik!
18:05Hail Quark!
18:07Hail Quark!
18:09Hail Quark!
18:10That's it! He's gone too far!
18:13It's duck hunting season, boys!
18:17Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
18:24What is the meaning of this?
18:27Sorry, no ducks allowed in Robotnik City.
18:30I am not a duck!
18:33Robotnik City ordinance number 42C subparagraph Q states that no duck-like, have-duck, or web-footed, partially duckified person,
18:41or person shall...
18:45Oh, I'll fry that Humpty Dumpty dictator over easy!
18:49With toast!
18:51I'm not a duck!
18:57You are a ghost!
18:57You are a ghost!
18:59I am not a duck!
19:01Coward!
19:01You!
19:02Traitor!
19:04Maniac!
19:05Duck!
19:06I am not a duck!
19:08No, I mean duck.
19:20Robotnik won't pay for this!
19:26Blast them to atoms!
19:33Stupid! Attack them!
19:36Whoa, afraid not, man.
19:38I order you!
19:40Like, this scene is totally whack.
19:42I'm bailin'.
19:44But, but, but...
19:45Sorry, dude. Surf's up.
19:48I should have made them less perfect.
19:52Whereas I, in my infinite wisdom,
19:55designed my robots to be complete idiots.
19:59What do you have to say now, quack?
20:02That's quack! Quack!
20:06Quack!
20:07Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
20:10Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
20:14Not a bad idea.
20:17That duckwab let you escape, did he?
20:20Let's speedy!
20:27Turn the duplicator on them!
20:34You idiots!
20:36He did it!
20:37Uh-oh. You know what this means.
20:40What?
20:41Robotnik finally got the punishment he deserved.
20:43Himself!
20:45Me first, me!
20:49We hate that hedgehog!
20:59On your marks, get set, go!
21:05Quark!
21:07The name's Quark.
21:10And no one wins.
21:13Hey, Quark!
21:14Robotnik!
21:14Ever heard the expression cheaters never prosper?
21:18Nobody wins when you cheat.
21:20Playing fair is the only way to go.
21:21Whether you win or lose, Sonic says.
21:34To be continued...
21:35We have to be continued...
21:36We have to be continued...
21:37We are going to do it now.
21:39We're going to do it now.
21:53There's only 7-5 minutes.
21:54Cookie Charm!
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