00:11BIRDS CHIRP
00:41BIRDS CHIRP
01:06BIRDS CHIRP
01:08Someday, my friend, the evil Dr. Robotnik will be defeated forever.
01:13But until that day happens...
01:19Ah, we get the play in the night mud.
01:23BIRDS CHIRP
01:29My new stupidity ray works perfectly.
01:34One sap from this baby and the good citizens of Mobius are too stupid to resist me.
01:40I see the ultimate test of my invention coming up now.
01:53Why are we in such a hurry, Sonic?
01:56Got the word that Doc Robotnik and his bad egg bunch are in the area, little bud.
02:00And you know what that means.
02:03Sure do, Sonic. It means...
02:07Trouble!
02:09If I can just zap that high-speed hedgehog, the rest of the planet will be a piece of cake.
02:22Blast it, you turbocharged troublemaker!
02:25Hold still!
02:30Whoops!
02:32Snap out of it, you clucking cluts!
02:34How are you feeling?
02:37Actually, I feel fine, your mightiness.
02:40Are you sure that thing's working?
02:43It's working fine.
02:44It just can't make you any stupider than you already are.
02:5350-mile run through the swamp, soldier!
02:56Move!
02:58Aw, gee, Sergeant Doberman!
03:02What?!
03:03Huh?
03:05Yes, sir. Great idea, sir.
03:09This'll be fun.
03:13Hmm.
03:18Look, Pally, you want these encyclopedias or not, they got Wes Weasley's personal guarantee.
03:24I don't think so. All the pages are blank.
03:29Pally, Pally, Pally! You're a smart guy, right? You already know everything you need to know, right?
03:34These encyclopedias, they're perfect for you.
03:37I don't think so.
03:39Wait, wait, wait, wait! Look, look! I'll even throw in a set of genuine imitation gold-plated toenail clippers!
03:45Forget it! What do you think I am, stupid?
03:54Wow! A blank encyclopedia! I'll take one! No! No! I'll take three!
04:00And the fox! And your stinky socks!
04:03Yes, and anything else you've got for sale, name your price!
04:06Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
04:10Hmm.
04:16Whoa!
04:17Now it's time for a Sonic-style finish!
04:26Now for a quick spring in the fall!
04:36I've heard of horse flies, but you look lies!
04:41Hey, Doc! You're a lousy shot!
04:44Bet you can't even hit me when I'm standing still!
04:48I'm waiting!
04:50Your attitude is in for some adjustment, you hotshot hedgehog!
04:55Uh, your maliciousness?
04:58Don't bother me! I'm about to blast that Blue Bratnik!
05:03Leave me alone!
05:05I want to enjoy this!
05:08Yes!
05:14This is going to be...
05:16a real kick!
05:20No!
05:22Dr. Robotnik!
05:26Oh, my!
05:28Ah! The evil Robotnik has been defeated for the moment!
05:33I see that he has left behind his stupidity raid!
05:36Just what I need for creating my kind of soldiers!
05:39I must have it!
05:43That little gizmo could really help my sails!
05:46I gotta have it!
06:08It's mine!
06:09Oh, it's mine!
06:11Gives me!
06:12Give me that!
06:12It's mine, Don'tけ!
06:15Give me!
06:16You guys hear me!
06:20yes i order you to turn over that device to me now hold on there pally i'll buy it chum
06:26name
06:27your price military security is more important than your petty cash you pathetic peddler nothing's
06:33more important than money you overgrown grunt head tell you what friend i'll even throw in a
06:38set of blank encyclopedias the stupid array goes to me yeah you and whose army slap cop
06:50these two slow mors are acting like they were hit by the ray already hey you two turkeys check this
06:58out
07:09that's better now you two fender heads quit fighting and let's get back to concentrating
07:14on our planet's real problem dr robotnik you stupid hedgehog speak of the devil what's up
07:23marbelly want me to settle your hash some more you may have smashed my stupidity ray i still remember
07:32how to build it and this time i won't mess around i'm going to build a giant stupidity ray one
07:40big
07:40enough to black it the whole planet and when i do i'll be able to conquer all of mobius in
07:47a single
07:48blast just try it i'll be all over you like chili on a hot dog and i'll be the mustard
07:58that's what you
07:59think because i'm building this ray inside my awesome impenetrable new pinball fortress not
08:08even you can get past its dynamic defenses by this time tomorrow the entire planet will be under my
08:16control even you that evil egg meister what are we gonna do sonic can we get inside the pinball
08:28fortress gonna be tough little bud i've seen the place it's solid booby traps wall to wall
08:37a new stupidity ray i could create a whole planet of suckers i volunteer to join the mission with my
08:54military experience we will be certain to beat the pinball fortress no no i volunteer my company
09:01sold robotic most of the traps in the pinball fortress i know how to get through them at last
09:05snake oil we don't need you what we don't need is a thick-necked scrunch head oh yeah
09:17what do you think sonic i think that between robotic and these guys we're all in big trouble
09:31what do you think that between robotic and these guys we can do that
09:41i'm waiting
09:43Good evening!
09:59Couldn't we have waited for the locals' tour bus?
10:03They don't have one.
10:05They don't?
10:07They remind me to sell them one.
10:08See the Impenetrable Pinball Fortress.
10:11Visit the fearsome toxic pools.
10:14Die in the malicious booby traps.
10:16I'd make a fortune.
10:18You won't have a chance unless we get in there
10:20and defeat Doc Botnick's evil plans.
10:23Now that we're inside of our goal,
10:25I, as Rankin' Military Officer,
10:27will take command of this mission.
10:28From this point, we will take the South Pass Road to the Fortress.
10:32Back off, Burr Head.
10:34I'm still calling the shots here.
10:36And I say it's time to check in with our eye in the sky,
10:39the high-flying tails.
10:42What's the sitch, little bud?
10:47Looks tough, Sonic.
10:49There's some sort of breakdown blocking the South Pass Road.
10:52Better go some other way.
10:54That's a ten-four, little buddy.
10:56What's the scoop on our intended target?
11:04Oh, no!
11:05Robotnik and his blockheads have almost completed their giant stupidity ranks.
11:09Then we're gonna speed, Geed!
11:12Gotta blow, bros!
11:14No time to lose!
11:17But how are we gonna get over there?
11:19The whole landscape is loaded with my company's finest grab-em-and-grind-em booby traps.
11:25We ain't gonna be boobies, that's how.
11:28We're gonna take the skyway.
11:38Bet you can't hit it that far.
11:41Are you kidding?
11:42Watch this!
11:43Play ball.
11:45Here's the pitch!
11:50And here's the runner.
11:52He's up, over, and gone!
11:57And the fielder's headed for the wall.
11:59He leaps!
12:02He's got it!
12:05An incredible catch, ladies and germs.
12:12Now to bring in the side.
12:15Come on, you slo-mos!
12:20Sorry, Snake Oil.
12:22Only room for one on this ride.
12:24Guess we'll have to capture the stupidity ray without you.
12:30Oh, no you don't!
12:32You're not getting that ray without me!
12:34Let go of me, you greedy galoof!
12:40You can't take a million more now!
12:45He's gonna be able to do that!
12:47Great, guys.
12:49Oh, just great.
12:50Nice heroic entrance.
12:52Do you read, Keed?
12:53What's the scoop?
12:55I got just one word for you guys.
12:58Oh, yeah?
12:59What's that?
13:00Duck!
13:04Whoa!
13:18We've gotta get through this door.
13:21Ah, that's the HDSVADL Monolith Series 7 door.
13:26It's solid steel, unpickable lock, absolutely unbreakable.
13:30Take hours to cut through.
13:31Uh-oh.
13:33We don't have hours.
13:35Ah, well then, in that case, there is a tiny, tiny flaw the company doesn't like to talk about.
13:48It does have a slight rust problem.
13:54Let's go, Slow-Mos!
13:58Blast!
13:59They've gotten inside!
14:01But no matter.
14:04They'll never get past Boss Scorpion.
14:09And, in that case, they're gonna take time to kill the ship.
14:11Oh!
14:14Gotta time this just right, boy!
14:17It's Bumper City!
14:18Outta my way!
14:20Wait!
14:21Oh!
14:21Oh!
14:24Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:45thought you could invade the mighty pinball fortress did you well now you shall pay the price
14:55cook their gooses this you idiot what never mind just get back to work on the stupid
15:04cannon in the meantime I'm going to barbecue that hedgehog you're doomed now leave this to me
15:31if you're quite done well I'm open to suggestions prepare to be exterminated
15:41that wasn't the suggestion I had in mind
15:47then let me make one but I warn you it's a cutting remark
16:05very showy but you never touched my scorpion
16:09now are you finished no but your metal monstrosity is
16:14look
16:20no
16:26come on
16:32blast they defeated my scorpion
16:35but no matter because soon they'll all be in the power of dr. Robotnik along with the rest of the
16:43planet
16:43have you finished the stupidity cannon yet
16:47I just finished it your vileness
16:50oh you did not I did
16:53never mind just point it at that door and when I say shoot you fire
16:59yes sir
17:02so my little blue friend you think you're so smart
17:07but as soon as you come through that door you're going to be stupid
17:11stupid enough to even become my slave
17:21okay
17:22come in
17:25dr. Robotnik sir
17:28shoo
17:29yes sir just wanted to surrender sir
17:32what
17:33yep
17:34you win
17:35I give up
17:36sorry for all the trouble I caused you
17:38Here's a small treat to, you know, kind of express my feelings.
17:43A treat? How sweet.
17:48Perhaps due to your change of heart, I'll exterminate you somewhat painlessly.
17:54What kind of treat is it?
17:56My favorite kind.
18:00A trick! Gotcha!
18:05And now we can destroy your stupidity ray once and for all.
18:10No!
18:12The stupidity ray is mine!
18:15It will allow me to create the most obedient army in the world.
18:18No! That stupidity ray is mine!
18:21It will allow me to become the most successful salesman in the world!
18:25No!
18:26Oh, brother, here we go again.
18:29The stupidity ray is mine!
18:32I built it and you can't have it!
18:34Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!
18:36Okay, whatever.
18:38Then we blast you first!
18:40Oh, shoot!
18:42What was that, your hideousness?
18:44I said shoot, you dimbot!
18:47Uh-oh!
18:52Uh-oh!
18:54You okay, Dr. Robotnik?
18:56Oh, I...
18:58Fine!
18:59Ooh, ooh, pretty handle!
19:09Ooh, they pulled the destruct lever!
19:12Let's get out of here!
19:16You realize this void's your warranty?
19:31Uh-oh!
19:32Time to jump ship, mate!
19:36Yup!
19:43You realize I can't hold you?
19:46Ahh!
19:49Woo!
19:54Yow, woo!
19:55Woo, woo!
19:56Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
19:58Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
19:59Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
20:00Well, that takes care of the stupidity ray!
20:03Sorry, you two.
20:04Oh, well, the best soldiers are smart ones anyway.
20:08Yeah, and having a whole planet of suckers would take all the fun out of my job.
20:12Well, thanks for the help anyway. We made quite a team.
20:16We sure did.
20:18Sure did.
20:19Not!
20:29Let's do that again.
20:30No!
20:32You'll accept leaving!
20:34Oh, I think I hate that hedgehog, but I don't know for sure.
20:58At last, my new stupidity ray gun is finished. Oh, shoot!
21:12You know, pals, there's three ways not to be stupid.
21:16One, stay in school.
21:18Two, stay in school.
21:20Three, don't forget one and two.
21:22Two, staying in school.
21:25Two, stay in school.
21:32Before the game, you'll catch up on the 2nd الط Comme trdzieuche.
21:33Two, stay in school.
21:34Two, stay in school.
21:41two, two. Two,
21:43stay in school. Two,
21:43stay in school. And look
21:43three, four. Three,
21:43two, three. Two,
21:44studying there's two-yawn учah. One night.
21:45One, three,
21:45four, five. Two, three,
21:45five, four, five. Four, one,
21:50three, four. Five, five,
21:50four. Two, three,
21:51five, six, five. Two, six,
21:53Cookie Charge!
