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00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:40Let's go.
01:08My supreme seagoing submersible robo-suff is wonderful.
01:18Seaman Scratch, test torpedoes.
01:22Aye, aye, your repulsiveness.
01:30All systems are working perfectly, and best of all, Sonic the Hedgehog will never be able
01:38to ruin my plans here under the ocean.
01:41Aw, come on, Featherhead, I want to steer, it's my turn.
01:46No, it's my turn.
01:53Depth one five zero niner bobby and meters, Admiral Robotnik.
01:57What is our first target?
01:59The undersea city of Labyrinth, and its valuable treasure, a power pose.
02:07What impertinence, what gall, how dare you even to suggest such a thing?
02:13Well, like, let's face it, dude, I love her, and she, like, loves me, so...
02:19Silence!
02:22Is this true?
02:23Have you, my only daughter, a princess of the realm, been seeing this, this soggy surf rat?
02:29He's not a soggy surf rat, Father.
02:31He's wonderful.
02:32He wants to join the fight against Robotnik.
02:35He wants to waste his time, you mean.
02:38Robotnik will never bother us down here.
02:41Whoa, now, that's, like, not true, your dude ship.
02:44And you'll see a...
02:45See?
02:46See?
02:47I'll see you all right, you insolent young wastrel.
02:50By the secret power pose, I'll see you vanish from this kingdom immediately.
02:55Whoa, cool, Mr. K.
02:58No!
02:59Please, Father, give him a chance.
03:01I am giving him a chance.
03:03A chance to keep his head attached to his shoulders.
03:05Oh, wow, man.
03:07So that's where it goes.
03:09Get out!
03:12Whoa, bad karma, dude.
03:15Better bail.
03:16Whoa!
03:27Man, your dad is, like, royally ticked, Bubbles.
03:31I'm sorry, surf.
03:32He just doesn't know how wonderful you are, that's all.
03:35Whoa, looks like you won't even get a chance, either.
03:38I've been banished.
03:40Oh, surf, how could things possibly be worse?
03:44Oh, no.
03:45You, like, had to ask.
03:52Bubbles!
04:01Yeah?
04:02When I'm cleaning, you seem to be leaning.
04:06Thought you were supposed to be drying these plates.
04:09No sweat for this shit.
04:11Give me a towel and watch me howl.
04:23Ta-da!
04:24Racked up!
04:26One-third of a second?
04:28You call this splitting the chores?
04:31Ain't the speed.
04:32It's the D, Gene.
04:34Now, let's say we go stop some robotic rottenness.
04:37Yeah!
04:39Like I said, if you don't clean up the dirt occasionally, it'll just get worse.
04:44Let's go!
04:45Follow me, Key.
04:46We're out of here.
04:56Robotnik's sure been quiet the last few days.
04:59Maybe he's been up to something we haven't heard about.
05:02Key, the only way I wouldn't hear about something the Eggmeister's up to is if he'd fallen into the...
05:07Nate!
05:09Whoa!
05:12Whoa!
05:13Catch your own wave, dude!
05:15You wiped me!
05:17Dude?
05:18But, like, it's cool, you know?
05:20We're all like brothers against Robotnik.
05:23Right, dude?
05:24Uh...
05:25Right.
05:27Say, any of you dudes know where I can find Sonic the Hedgehog?
05:31Sure!
05:32He's Sonic the Hedgehog.
05:34Whoa!
05:35No way!
05:37Way?
05:38Sonic the Hedgehog!
05:40This is just too awesome!
05:42My name's Surf.
05:44I've been looking all over for you, dude!
05:46You may be a nice guy, but do you have to talk so slow-mo?
05:51Robotnik's attacking the undersea kingdom of Labyrinth!
05:54What?
05:55Yeah!
05:56And not only that, he's kidnapped my girlfriend!
05:59The Princess Bubbles!
06:01We gotta save her, dude!
06:03Now you're talking my language!
06:05Got a way to get us there?
06:06My pedal sub!
06:07It's right over there!
06:09Well then, let's get speed!
06:12Whoa!
06:14Whoa!
06:15This is stoked, dudes!
06:17With the three of us pedaling, we should be there in, like, a couple hours!
06:21Better just fasten your seatbelts, sir!
06:24Because this sub is about to sail!
06:27What's he talking about?
06:29Whoa!
06:33The speed is totally stoked!
06:40There's just one problem, though, dudes.
06:42I hate it when he says that!
06:45Robotnik's stuck a bunch of his robot guards all around the kingdom!
06:49Look out, buds!
06:50We're about to get speared!
06:52I get the point!
06:53He's facing maneuver time, guys!
06:56Feet!
06:56Do your stuff!
06:59Ha!
07:00Get those wave hogs!
07:02Don't count on it!
07:11Die!
07:12Die!
07:14Going down, dudes!
07:19Yeah!
07:20Lower the boom on them!
07:22Now that's what I call a crushing defeat!
07:26And we're almost to the kingdom, buds!
07:28Aw, come on, you brilliant!
07:30Let's finish them off!
07:31We could blow up the dome and smash the castle!
07:34And crush the whole city!
07:36Please!
07:37It'll be fun!
07:39Don't be stupid!
07:41Yeah, don't be stupid, stupid!
07:43Dr. Robotnik wants me to lead the attack!
07:46Isn't that right, your eminence?
07:48Knock it off!
08:00Why shouldn't I waste my energy and my ammo?
08:07What good to me is a destroyed city?
08:10Gee, I don't know!
08:12Nothing, you bulk-brained don't!
08:20Why should I bother doing anything when I have
08:23the king's own daughter in my evil clutches?
08:27The king will have to surrender the city to me
08:31and Labyrinth, with all its riches, will be mine!
08:39Do you know what the best part is?
08:44Absolutely no interference from that meddling hedgehog!
08:52Open hailing frequencies, Mr. Grounder!
08:55It is time to issue an ultimatum.
09:01If that old diphraseg belly harms one hair of my daughter's head, I'll...
09:06Attention! Attention!
09:08This magnificent malevolence, the majestic Dr. Robotnik calling King Sailor!
09:14Lower the view screen.
09:17What is it you want, you revolting wad of rotten seaweed?
09:21Please, spare me the flattery.
09:26I've come to make you a most generous offer.
09:30Let my daughter go, you putrid pile of porpoise pontinous!
09:35Your daughter is perfectly fine.
09:38How long she stays that way depends on you.
09:43What do you want?
09:44Just your kingdom and all the power pearls within it.
09:49Never!
09:49I'm afraid you have no choice, your miserable majesty.
09:54Either you hand over your kingdom to me,
09:56or you'll never see your daughter again!
10:06That two-timing tyrant!
10:09How dare he!
10:10I'll...
10:10I'll...
10:11I'll do what he says.
10:13I have no other choice.
10:15Oh, yes you do, your dude ship.
10:18You can fight, and we're here to help you.
10:21What?
10:22You again?
10:24Guards!
10:25Arrestes intruders!
10:26But your majesty, you don't understand.
10:28We're freedom fighters.
10:30If you're with that no-good wastrel,
10:32you're undoubtedly freeloading bums.
10:34Take them to the dungeon.
10:36What's happening?
10:37I don't know, King.
10:39But this isn't the warm civic welcome I expected.
10:4945 minutes left!
10:5145 minutes until that kingdom and all its power pearls are mine.
10:57Oh, you're a genius, your eminence.
11:00And you're also real smart, too.
11:02Yes, and with the energy contained in those power pearls,
11:06I'll be able to build a giant robot army.
11:09An army that cannot be stopped,
11:11even by Sonic the Hedgehog!
11:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:20Yeah!
11:23Man, this King's saline
11:25could sure use a lesson in guest relations.
11:28Yeah!
11:29I thought you were the princess's boyfriend.
11:32I am!
11:33Bubbles is my bodacious babe!
11:35But his dudeship thought I was not worthy!
11:38Can you believe it?
11:41Well...
11:42Hmm.
11:43King saline may be my kind of guy after all.
11:45Look,
11:46I know I'm not like Mr. Wonderful or anything,
11:49but Bubbles is like
11:51the most important thing in my life.
11:54I don't care what happens to me, dudes,
11:57but we gotta save her!
11:59Please?
12:00Hey, not only will we save your main squeeze,
12:03Surf Brain,
12:04but if we pull this off right,
12:06we'll get her dad to welcome you with open arms as well.
12:09Really?
12:10That's awesome, dude!
12:13But how are we gonna get out of here?
12:15Leave that to Sonic!
12:16Yeah, my triple-spin buzzsaw blaster
12:20will flatten that door
12:21and nothing flattenes.
12:32What?
12:33What now?
12:37A jailbreak!
12:39Why are you pushing me, dude?
12:40So it'll look like you're leading this breakout.
12:43Now say something great!
12:45This way, dudes!
12:47Our fight for the kingdom has just begun!
12:52Yahoo!
12:54By the sacred power, pearls,
12:56that young wastrel has more initiative
12:58than I gave him credit for.
12:59Not to mention the fastest feed of the kingdom.
13:03Hmm.
13:07Five more minutes!
13:10Go ahead and fire, Mr. Scratch!
13:15Uh, what did you say, Your Excellence?
13:18I said fire!
13:20Whoa!
13:20Whoa!
13:21Oh!
13:22Fire!
13:22Fire!
13:24Fire?
13:25Where?
13:25Where?
13:26Where?
13:26Give me that, I'll do it!
13:27No, it's mine!
13:28Mine!
13:29Let's go!
13:29It's mine!
13:30Let's give it a minute!
13:30Mine!
13:31Mine!
13:31Oh!
13:33Oh!
13:35Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:44Now that I have your attention,
13:47fire on my kingdom!
13:49Aye-yi!
13:50Aye-yi!
13:51Aye-yi!
13:51Aye-yi-yi!
13:53Right away, your viciousness!
13:56Wait!
13:57Something's happening!
13:58Look!
14:00What?
14:01What? No! It can't be!
14:04It's that blasted hedgehog!
14:07And surf!
14:12Full speed ahead, Mr. Scratch! Now!
14:23Battle station! Battle station!
14:29Uh-oh! Looks like old Eggbelly spotted us! Let's get moving!
14:34Wait!
14:38Let's take these Power Pearls, dudes! They may be useful!
14:43Just move it, will ya? We're under attack here!
14:58That hedgehog'll not escape me this time! Fire too, Mr. Grounder!
15:04Fire to what? To where?
15:07Fire two torpedoes to stop that hedgehog!
15:11I'll do it! It's my turn!
15:12It's mine!
15:13Ha!
15:15Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
15:28Torpedo on your tails, Sonic!
15:30I'm peddling as fast as I can, Keith.
15:33The Power Pearls!
15:36You bang them together like this, and they explode in five seconds.
15:41Explode? Yeah, a big blast, too.
15:44Five seconds?
15:46More or less, yeah.
15:47Then can I make a suggestion?
15:49Sure, dude. Fire away.
15:51Get rid of it!
15:52Oh, yeah. Good thinking, dude.
15:59Yee-haw! What a light show!
16:01Oh, yeah. But if I know Robotnik, the show's just beginning.
16:08That miserable mammal will soon learn the price of defying Dr. Robotnik.
16:15Mr. Scratch, summon my Robo-ray.
16:19At once, your appalling majesty.
16:26I simply must come up with a better way to summon my Robo-ray.
16:34Whoa! What now, dudes?
16:37I don't know!
16:38But you can bet we ain't gonna like it.
16:49Check it, dudes!
16:50Did you hear that?
16:53Yes!
16:57Get us out of here, and get us out now!
17:02Oh, no!
17:04There!
17:04I fear your beamish bow will not even make one bite for my Robo-ray.
17:11Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
17:16Ow!
17:18Bad news, Bugs!
17:20I've been checking today's sushi menu, and I think we're on it.
17:25Not yet.
17:27But that mechanical monster needs us just a little touch of indigestion.
17:31Hedgehog style.
17:39Time for a sharp attack of heartburn.
17:46Yeah!
17:47Sonic, do it!
17:52No!
17:54No!
18:00Way to go, Sonic!
18:02You sure fellated that flounder.
18:06Why, that pesky porcupine!
18:08I'll pulverize him!
18:10Attack, Mr. Scratch!
18:13Aye, aye, sir!
18:14Attack!
18:15Attack!
18:16Attack!
18:20Mr. Scratch!
18:22Raise the rope up, teacher!
18:25Aye, aye, Bugs!
18:30Lower the chair, Mr. Scratch!
18:32Lower the chair, Mr. Scratch!
18:39I've had about a number.
18:41Swing her around, sir, and Kale, grab a couple of those power foes.
18:48So they want to rat me, do they?
18:50Very well.
18:52Full speed, Mr. Scratch!
18:59Well, I must say the boy is showing impressive resolve.
19:03But there's no chance.
19:05He's there.
19:08Wait for it.
19:10Wait for it.
19:15Ramming speed!
19:19Ramming speed!
19:21Now!
19:24No!
19:26No!
19:29No!
19:31No!
19:33No!
19:35No!
19:36No!
19:39No!
19:45And so for your courage and resource in fighting the evil Robotnik, I now pronounce you Commander
19:52of the Royal Labyrinth and Defense Force.
19:56Oh, sir, I'm so proud of you
20:01So dudes sticking around for the wedding
20:04Nah, we got to get back
20:06Robotnik sure to be starting something else pretty soon
20:10Well, we're all in a fight together
20:12Give me a holler any time dude
20:14I'll do that. Welcome to the rebels against Robotnik
20:22Hey grounder you gorgeous hunk of high-tech
20:26You can have my turn
20:29Oh, no, buddy, you can have my turn
20:32Please, after you
20:34Oh, no, no, no, I insist, after you
20:37Will you shut up and row?
20:51I hate that hedgehog
21:01Hey dudes, check this out
21:04Sonic, he's gonna jump
21:06Looks more like he's gonna take a dive to me
21:09Totally radical
21:12Diving into shallow water won't hurt a cartoon character
21:15But a real person could wind up really hurt
21:18Or worse
21:19Thanks, Tails
21:20That would have been a major bummer
21:54Cooking Charm
21:56Cookie Charm
21:56Cookie Charm
21:56Cookie Charm
21:57Cookie Charm
21:57E.
21:58Mini Christmas
21:59Thank you
22:00A.
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