00:00Hello, my name's Tim and I am on a blind date.
00:04So I have a few questions for you.
00:06What?
00:08How old are you?
00:09I'm three, nearly six.
00:11How old are you?
00:1221.
00:12How tall are you?
00:13Baddest tall.
00:15How much is that?
00:17Up to my hand.
00:19So, I'm probably a bit bigger than your coffee table.
00:25How tall are you?
00:27I'm actually five foot nine.
00:29What?
00:30Like in real life, five foot nine?
00:32Yeah.
00:32So I'm like taller than a coffee table.
00:34What's one thing you look for in a girl in a relationship?
00:37They've got to be five foot nine.
00:41I want my other half in my relationship to share all the horrible and don't eat all the chicken
00:47nuggets because if you do you end up like my mum who's a proper fat pig.
00:52Do you like to share your chicken nuggets, eh?
00:55Oh, I don't know.
00:56I like to get 20 chicken nuggets to myself.
00:58I'm in love.
01:01I've got something to tell you though.
01:03So I'm really into my crystals and horoscopes.
01:06What do you like?
01:10I don't want to sound bang out of order, but I'm struggling understanding you.
01:18How did you feel when you were told you were going on a blind date?
01:22It's got to be better than Chardonnay.
01:24Chardonnay's my ex-girlfriend.
01:26Oh, God.
01:27We had a long-term relationship for about three weeks.
01:31What would you say is your worst trait?
01:33My worst trait?
01:34Yeah.
01:34The worst thing about yourself.
01:36When I sneeze, I fart.
01:37It's bad.
01:39It's common.
01:40That would be my biggest turn off.
01:42Don't fart.
01:44Who farts?
01:45It's disgusting.
01:46What is your guilty pleasure when nobody's watching?
01:51I like to sing songs from Wicked.
01:53I've never seen it.
01:54I don't think I'd watch it.
01:55Me neither.
01:56I've never seen it.
01:58I like to do my nails.
02:00What about paying for my nails the first time around?
02:03What do you think about that?
02:04Depends how much they are.
02:05Because I'm saving up for a Lamborghini at the minute.
02:09What's something you've always been curious to try but haven't?
02:14I'm scared for this answer.
02:16They're swimming with sharks.
02:18Right, okay.
02:19We don't have any around here.
02:20Have you got anywhere you're from?
02:21No, we don't have sharks in Wales.
02:24Are you from Wales?
02:25Yeah, I'm from Wales.
02:26Boroda!
02:29What's your name?
02:31Alana.
02:32Alana.
02:32Can you play any sports?
02:34Yeah, I play football.
02:35Play football?
02:36Yeah.
02:36Oh my God, is your favourite team?
02:38My favourite team is Manchester United.
02:41I love you!
02:42Will you marry me?
02:43Will you marry me right now?
02:47So, on three, I'll ask a pair of you to spin around and see each other for the first time.
02:51Okay.
02:53So, three, two, one.
02:56Ta-da!
03:00Tim, are you happy with the result?
03:02Yeah.
03:04Alana, are you happy with the result?
03:06Yeah.
03:07How can you not be?
03:09Alana, would you go on another date with Tim?
03:12Yeah, 100%.
03:14Tim, would you go on another date with Alana?
03:16No.
03:16Why not?
03:17In my face?
03:18Is that the only reason, Tim?
03:20Yeah, like a defender for United.
03:24Right, that is actually the worst thing you can say.
03:27I'm afraid.
03:27No.
03:27Haha, I'm afraid.
03:29Yeah, you're a doctor.
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