00:00BBC Weather Helpline.
00:01Hi, my name's Tim and I'm 3-0-6 and we've been looking at going on holidays,
00:08but then I thought, oh, I'll have a look at the weather.
00:11I've seen your number and I thought, oh, why don't you just change the weather?
00:15I really, really wish that I could.
00:16All right, then I...
00:17But it doesn't work like that.
00:19How does it work?
00:20We don't control the weather, the world does.
00:23The world? What? Change the world?
00:25I'll try for you.
00:26It's not enough, is it?
00:28Thanks for calling.
00:29Thanks for calling BBC Weather.
00:31Thanks for changing the weather?
00:32That's what I want to say, but you're not letting me say that.
00:36You're being difficult.
00:41Can you make it hot, please?
00:44Not too hot, because I'm ginger, I don't want to melt.
00:47But just make it nice and warmer so I can go to the beach and build a sandcastle and that.
00:53I think the only thing that I can suggest is that you pop yourself on an aeroplane with your family.
00:57Have you seen the prize for holiday to Spain?
01:01Is your mum around?
01:02She's in bed, the lazy pig.
01:04Fortunately, I just do the phones.
01:06I don't need this negativity, do I?
01:08Just, just change the weather.
01:09Is there anything else you need help with?
01:11We're a little bit busy today, mate.
01:13Are you?
01:13Aw, trying to change the weather, aren't we?
01:15Change it for me, then.
01:17Don't be lazy.
01:18Was it Tim, did you say?
01:19It's still Tim.
01:20Yeah, it's still Tim.
01:22Where's your mum, mate?
01:23She's in bed, the lazy pig.
01:24I'm still Tim, and it's still snowing.
01:27We don't change the weather, we just tell you what it's going to be like.
01:30Change it, fix it, do something, do your job.
01:35All right.
01:35Well, I'm just running a little bit behind with all the other questions that I've got to answer today.
01:42Okay.
01:42I've got to take a few more calls, Tim.
01:44So, I hope you have a nice day.
01:47Well, I won't, will I?
01:48Because it's still raining.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:51Well, I'm wasting my time, right?
01:52Enjoy your day, okay?
01:54Thanks, Tim.
01:55Thanks for calling.
01:55And it makes it sound funner and enlightening.
01:57Just finish it off with a bang.
01:59Bye.
02:00Love you.
02:02She can't change the weather, she don't even love me.
02:05Good afternoon, BBC Weather Helpline.
02:07This is Rachel speaking.
02:08How can I help today?
02:09Hi, it's me again.
02:10And just to let you know that I've saved up loads of money, I'm going to go on holiday.
02:14But I need to ask you to do me a favour.
02:17Hi, Tim.
02:18Hi.
02:18Go on.
02:19Don't let it start raining in Benidorm.
02:23Is that where you picked to go?
02:25Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
02:26I've seen it on tele.
02:27My boss is going to shout at me soon if I don't get off the phone.
02:30Oh, let's listen.
02:31Let's hear it, then.
02:33Is there anything else that you need answering?
02:35Any more help that you need before I go?
02:37Yeah, don't let it rain.
02:38I'm hoping you're not going to call back unless it's your mum, OK?
02:41OK.
02:42Good afternoon, BBC Weather Helpline.
02:44This is Rachel speaking.
02:45How can I help today?
02:47Hi, Rachel.
02:48I've got my son here.
02:50He's always wanted to speak to someone that does the weather.
02:54But if you've got a second, I'll just let my son speak to you just for a moment.
02:57Is that OK?
02:58Yeah, absolutely fine.
03:00Fantastic, thank you.
03:01One second.
03:02Yep.
03:03Hi, Rachel.
03:04Don't let it rain and burn it on.
03:05Oh, my God.
03:08You've got an adult involved.
03:11That's not good, Steve.
03:14Enjoy your holiday.
03:15I will do.
03:15Love you.
03:16Bye.
03:16Bye, Tim.
03:17Bye.
03:18Love you.
03:19Bye, Tim.
03:20Love you.
03:21Bye, Tim.
03:22I love you.
03:26Why don't you love me?
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