00:00Hello, who's this?
00:01Hi, my name's Tim.
00:04I just wonder if you want to babysit me.
00:06But where's your mum?
00:08Mummy Tim and your daddy.
00:09I don't know where my dad is.
00:11He left me nearly six years ago.
00:13And my mum, she's in bed with Uncle Barry.
00:15They're wrestling.
00:16I don't want to listen to them wrestling anymore,
00:18so I'm wondering if you just want to come and babysit me.
00:21Well, I think if your mummy and...
00:23Who is it that's wrestling with your mummy?
00:25Uncle Barry.
00:26Uncle Barry.
00:27I think if your mummy and Uncle Barry are wrestling,
00:29I don't really want to come round there.
00:31I don't want to hear that.
00:32No, me neither.
00:33You're going to behave, aren't you?
00:35Yeah, but I'm always behaving.
00:36We can make cakes together.
00:38No, no, no, you're not coming round my house.
00:41We're going to the park.
00:42We can't make cakes in the park.
00:43OK, you can push me on a swing,
00:46you can spin me on a roundabout,
00:47but not too fast because I'll be sick.
00:50And then you can wait for me at the bottom of the slide
00:53so we don't slide off and bang on the floor.
00:55Well, you sound perfect.
00:57It does sound perfect.
00:58I'm looking forward to it.
00:58Yeah, that's because my mum and Uncle Barry
01:01are always banging on the floor.
01:04Do it all the time.
01:07That's expensive.
01:09While your mum's busy, can you get some money?
01:12I'm not going in that room.
01:13No chance.
01:14I went in the room the other week
01:15and my mum had Uncle Barry in a proper weird headlock.
01:19So, can you come and get me
01:22and I'll stay at yours for a bit?
01:24You can do.
01:25How about we go to the park?
01:27Yeah, we can go to the park.
01:28You're very willing,
01:29considering I've just rang you.
01:31This is, I mean, it's not weird,
01:33but it's very random.
01:35Where in the world are you?
01:36Well, I'm not far from where you live.
01:38How do you know?
01:42You can't come and pick me up today, can you?
01:44I can pick me up.
01:44Yeah, well, you want to go now, though, don't you?
01:47Oh, yeah, we'll go now.
01:48This is very, very willing.
01:50Have you got a car?
01:51Yeah.
01:52Good.
01:52What car have you got?
01:55It's Porsche.
01:56You've got a Porsche?
01:57Yeah.
01:58Come and get me now, then.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:00Where have you been?
02:02We don't even have to go to the park.
02:04We could just drive about.
02:05We can drive past my girlfriend's chardonnay.
02:06What about that?
02:07Yeah, that's fine,
02:08because we've got a soft top.
02:09Oh, my God.
02:10This is unreal.
02:12You might want to put the soft top up, though,
02:14because it's cloudy.
02:16I don't want to get rained on.
02:17We'll pick chardonnay up as well, if you like.
02:20I can't.
02:20Yeah, no, we don't want to pick chardonnay up as well.
02:22No chance.
02:24All right.
02:24Don't want to do that.
02:25I can't actually believe you're going to actually come and get me.
02:29You're a legend, you are, love.
02:33You're famous, aren't you?
02:35I'm trying.
02:38Right, OK.
02:39I'm a little bit of stalker.
02:42Right, what I'll do is I'll text you my address,
02:44and I'll see you soon, OK?
02:46Yeah, OK.
02:47OK, all right.
02:48I'll see you very soon.
02:49All right.
02:50I'm getting khakis right now.
02:53Good.
02:53I'll see you soon.
02:54See you soon.
02:55Love you.
02:57Love you.
02:57Love you.
02:58Bye.
02:59Bye.
02:59Bye.
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