00:00Hi, I'm just wondering if I can't book a table for me and my missus, sorry, me and my girlfriend
00:07Chardonnay for Valentine's Day, please.
00:10Yes, of course. Have you got any special requests?
00:14So yeah, maybe chicken nuggets or chicken strips.
00:17We don't do that.
00:19Why?
00:19We do luxurious food here.
00:22It is cheap food because that's all I can afford.
00:24So if you can do some chicken nuggets, chips and beans, that would be fantastic.
00:29Thank you so much.
00:31No, sorry, we don't do that.
00:33We do just a selection of different Asian food.
00:36No, I won't.
00:38Dude, I just want maybe six chicken nuggets.
00:46Let me bring her back.
00:48Hello, Anna at the Velvet.
00:50Hiya, I've just been overhearing a conversation with my son.
00:54He's just been on the phone to you.
00:56Oh, yes.
00:57Is there a problem?
00:59Yes, there is a problem.
01:01He's ringing up when he's only three years old.
01:04Yeah.
01:04And he's asking for chicken nuggets and chicken strips and we don't do that.
01:07He's not taking it very serious.
01:08We're a very busy restaurant and I can't be having callers like him ringing.
01:12I mean, I do apologise that he's being a little bit rude, but let me just ask him just one
01:17second.
01:18What is it that you want?
01:20What is it you want?
01:21I just want chicken nuggets, Dad.
01:23So he's just saying he just wants chicken nuggets, if that's possible.
01:27No.
01:28She keeps saying no to the stupid cat.
01:31So you're not able to do that?
01:33She's not able to do that, son.
01:35Yeah, but that's all my world.
01:36I just want to do some nice chicken nuggets.
01:38He's not allowed to call me if he's not with an adult as well.
01:42I'll bring him.
01:44Okay, we can't do chicken nuggets, Dad.
01:47We could do cauliflower fritters, which look like chicken nuggets.
01:53Yeah, but it's not chicken nuggets, though, is it?
01:55No, sorry, we don't do chicken nuggets.
01:58Let me just take...
01:58We don't do chicken nuggets.
02:00Oh my God, I just want chicken nuggets!
02:02If you can tell by his tone, he's very upset that he can't do chicken nuggets.
02:07Dad, will you tell her to stop being a stupid cow and just do her some chicken nuggets?
02:13Did he just call me a stupid cow?
02:15He's just upset, I'm sorry.
02:17Don't call her that.
02:18Wait till she's off the phone.
02:23Excuse me, I'm going to have to block your number.
02:25You cannot ring the velvet ever again.
02:29You can't be calling me a stupid cow.
02:32I didn't, he did.
02:33Hi, it must have been my signal because the phone just...
02:35So, are you able to do...
02:37Have you got milk chips?
02:39I'm not taking it seriously.
02:41I am taking it very serious.
02:43I'm taking it very...
02:44No, we don't do chicken nuggets.
02:46We do grilled swordfish.
02:48Chicken supreme.
02:50Great.
02:50This is the sort...
02:51But I don't want that.
02:52I want...
02:53Me and Shardney, we want chicken nuggets.
02:55Maybe chicken strips.
02:56Maybe chicken fingers or something like that.
02:59We've been together nearly five weeks now,
03:01so I think she deserves something special like that.
03:05Just give it a thumbs up.
03:07Bye.
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