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Tiny Tim plays take me out with 3 blind dates
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Tiny Tim pranks his blind date. Tiny Tim loves to prank call people, but he does other pranks like this too. Tiny Tim is a funny comedian who likes to make videos that will make me laugh.
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Tiny Tim pranks his blind date. Tiny Tim loves to prank call people, but he does other pranks like this too. Tiny Tim is a funny comedian who likes to make videos that will make me laugh.
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00:00Any time he talks, it just goes downhill to be honest.
00:02Any time he opens his mouth, that sort of ruins all appeal, isn't it?
00:05The skinny jeans, I take them off, I can't lie.
00:09Not in that way, mate.
00:10Am I not allowed a flag?
00:25Today we're going to find love for our lucky, lucky contestants.
00:31We have some very exciting potential dates here and we're going to see what they think of our bonnie bachelor.
00:38Remember, if he's not your bag, wave your flag.
00:44Very good, ladies.
00:45If the vibes are dead, show him red.
00:49They're doing it again.
00:50Come on down, contestant.
00:53Right, ladies, let's go down the line.
00:56Wait, what's your name?
00:58Isabella.
00:58Isabella, okay.
00:59And what's your first impressions of our Tim here?
01:02He's got bright white tea.
01:04Bright white tea?
01:06Is that a good thing?
01:07Better than brown ones.
01:08It's better than brownie, clearly.
01:10All right, and second, who have we got here?
01:12Emma.
01:13Emma, lovely Emma.
01:14Emma, what do you think of our Tim?
01:17He's got a lovely giggle.
01:18Mmm.
01:20Good stuff.
01:21All right, then, next down the line, what's your name?
01:24Samantha.
01:25Samantha.
01:26Now, Sam, did I call you Sam?
01:27No.
01:28Okay.
01:28Is that here?
01:31Samantha, what do you think of our Tim here?
01:34His shirt's nice.
01:35Yes.
01:36Right, Tim.
01:37How old are you?
01:38Where have you come from?
01:39My name's Tim.
01:40I'm three nearly six and I come from my dad, originally.
01:44No red flags yet.
01:45Tim, you're doing all right.
01:46I would have thought they would have made it through there based on the fact you're three
01:49years old, but they seem okay with it.
01:52I've got a few videos to show you about Tim talking about himself.
01:56Okay?
01:57Let the carrot see the cake.
01:59Okay.
02:00Hi there, Tim.
02:01Hi.
02:02Okay.
02:03Yeah, good.
02:03Are you excited about this?
02:05I'm so excited.
02:06You hope you're going to find love.
02:07I hope so.
02:09So, just introduce yourself.
02:12Right.
02:13My name's Tim.
02:14I'm so good at football and FIFA and I can play Frisbee.
02:18I can throw it dead good.
02:20You seem to mention Haribo and Fruit Shoe quite a lot.
02:23Yes.
02:23Would those be involved in your sort of dream date?
02:26Definitely.
02:27Definitely.
02:28Who don't like Haribo?
02:30Who don't like Fruit Shoe?
02:31Do you know what I mean?
02:32It's a fair point.
02:33I know.
02:34I know.
02:34That's the green flag for me.
02:37Well, lucky enough to go on a date with someone.
02:40Would you buy them Haribo and Fruit Shoe?
02:43I'd buy myself some.
02:46Because it tends to be the man on the date will get stuff for the girl.
02:52What happens if we call it?
02:57Say if a meal costs £70 per person, £140 for the meal, are you happy to front that up and,
03:04you know, be the man, the chivalrous man in that situation?
03:07I just want to eat.
03:09That's an expensive dinner, that, innit?
03:11I'll just knock yourself out.
03:14Right.
03:15They'll spend more than £70.
03:16You'd let them pay for the meal?
03:18No, they can eat and I'll pay for them.
03:20Okay.
03:20I just want to eat.
03:21Because £140 is a lot for a dinner, innit?
03:25It is, yeah.
03:26I also don't, I don't know, the Haribo thing, I was on board with that, but then the not sharing
03:30thing, like, I'm a foodie, I can't be having that.
03:32Yeah, there is a weird obsession with Haribo and Fruit Shoe.
03:36That is a bit of a red flag.
03:38It's just a bit close-minded and I was thinking, well, you know, what about the rest of us?
03:43I don't want to be going on a date with a guy who can't share his Haribo.
03:45It's like, that is a massive red flag.
03:47Probably one of my only big red flags, to be honest.
03:50What would you say your life is like?
03:52Do you think you have a good life?
03:54School's good.
03:55What's your opinion of Tim?
03:56I hate him.
03:58I shouldn't really use the word hate in a school, but can I use the word loathe?
04:04Are you a good student?
04:05I am the best student.
04:06I can't stand that boy.
04:09I hate him.
04:11I blame the parents.
04:12I'll go with the best life, whether they're my mum and Uncle Barry.
04:15Yeah.
04:15It's the best.
04:16We'll smack it Steve and Sticky Vicky as well.
04:19But I have an amazing, if they're not involved, I have a great time.
04:23I have a great time.
04:25School's good.
04:26He make me laugh all the time.
04:28I be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:31He's so funny, but he's rubbish at his job.
04:35Finally, you've got such a great life.
04:37Are you ready to welcome a new girl into that life?
04:41I think it's about time.
04:42I'm so ready.
04:44Do you think Tim might be able to find a date?
04:46Do you think he'll get lucky in love today?
04:48Oh, if anybody deserves to be lucky in love, it is my boy Tim.
04:52He's fantastic, but not at his job.
04:55We'll find a girl for you, Tim, okay?
04:57Yeah, I can't wait.
04:59Let's do this.
05:00Make sure she's fit.
05:01Okay.
05:02Okay.
05:02Right, ladies, what do you think of our Tim?
05:05I have to say, it was an interesting watch.
05:10Very confident in yourself, but I think I would have needed just a little bit more to prove those points
05:15you were making, Tim.
05:16Can you prove how clever you are?
05:17Yeah.
05:18Two pro two is four.
05:19Minus one nice free equipment.
05:22Oh, to all that speed.
05:24You're impressed by speed.
05:26That was well.
05:27Right.
05:28Now, Tim, you've got a big chance to show your special talents.
05:35Right.
05:36Have you got anything prepared for us, Tim?
05:38No.
05:40I heard from a little birdie that you do a very good impression of Nelson Mandela.
05:50You're going to bring your Nelson out for us?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:54A bit too shy to show us your Mandela.
05:56That's fine.
05:56That's fine.
05:57Let's just say, I have heard that you do some pretty nifty beatboxing.
06:02Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:03Yeah.
06:03Well, you want to hear some beatboxing, don't you ladies?
06:07Yeah.
06:07Now.
06:08Now?
06:08Now?
06:09Now?
06:09Now?
06:10Now?
06:11Now?
06:11Now?
06:13Now?
06:13Now?
06:13Now?
06:13Now?
06:13Now?
06:14Now?
06:21My name is France Dune.
06:24Oh.
06:25New!
06:26New!
06:27New!
06:27New!
06:27It's the night we wake up.
06:29New!
06:31Woo!
06:34New!
06:34I have got a really big dog.
06:37New at the end.
06:39New!
06:39That was pretty good, ladies, right?
06:41Yeah, started off there, yeah, yeah.
06:44So what do you think of Tim today?
06:48Interesting guy, character, not quite for me.
06:53Not your type?
06:54No, not my type, yes, not my type.
06:57Do you think he'll be lucky in love someday?
07:00Someday, yes, some, someday far away.
07:04You were quite into it at first,
07:06and it seemed to be when he started talking in his voice,
07:08that's when things went downhill, is that fair to say?
07:10I think any time he talks, it just goes downhill to be honest.
07:13Any time he opens his mouth,
07:14that sort of ruins the whole appeal, doesn't it?
07:16That ruins the whole appeal.
07:18It's my job.
07:18Right, okay, yeah.
07:20Right, we are coming up to the last round, 18.
07:25Our ladies have got to know you very, very well,
07:28but now's your chance to get to know them all a bit better.
07:32I believe you got some questions to ask them, Tim,
07:34is that right?
07:35Fantastic.
07:36That's it, although whenever you're ready.
07:38Right, where would you take me on a dream date?
07:42Start with Bella.
07:44A walk in the park.
07:47You said you like football, being outdoorsy,
07:51you can run around.
07:52Not a dog.
07:55Well, some of these answers.
07:58So, go for a walk in the park.
08:00Yeah.
08:01Okay.
08:01Do you drink coffee?
08:03Yeah, I drink, don't tell my mum I drink coffee.
08:06You want to get a nice coffee?
08:07Treat yourself.
08:08I'm so much.
08:09Where would you take me on a dream date?
08:13We would go to a really nice restaurant in Manchester,
08:17like Lucky Cat, something like that.
08:19Can't promise it'll be under £140, though,
08:22but if I'm the only one eating, then it'll be great.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Do they do chicken nuggets?
08:30I think I would go down the same route as a lovely restaurant, I'd probably take you
08:36to McDonalds like you said earlier, yeah. But it would just be me eating though, because
08:40you said earlier that you wouldn't eat so. Well if it's 140 quid you won't, or if it's
08:4520 chicken. Well that's not what you said though, so.
08:48Alright. It's getting a little bit frosty in here too isn't it?
08:52Am I not allowed to flog? Well you've got another one, our friends.
08:59What is that, a fruit shoot or wine? Can't beat a glass of sauvignon.
09:06I'd have both. Maybe try mixing them.
09:11I think I'd probably do a fruit shoot, like the strawberry one.
09:15Do you think it's possible that Tini's going to find love on the dating scene at any point?
09:20Maybe when he grows up, I think maybe the age is an issue.
09:24He might need to try the gay scene.
09:27Can you drive, and do you know the way to my mate Ben's house?
09:31No and no.
09:32I can drive, and can you drive?
09:36I've got a really nice little red and yellow car.
09:41As in like the little Tommy tyke things?
09:44Little tykes, little tykes.
09:46Sorry.
09:47It's just for me, you're not getting in it.
09:50And can you drive, do you know my mate Ben's house?
09:52No, I don't know who Ben is.
09:56He's my best mate.
09:57Oh, sorry.
09:58My mum and Uncle Barry love wrestling late at night.
10:02Are you into wrestling?
10:04Not impartial to the generic sense of wrestling, Nev.
10:09Sorry that.
10:10Didn't understand it, I'm honest with you too.
10:15I'm not into wrestling, I'm not a big fan of violence at all.
10:18Can't watch it, can't partake in it.
10:20I like watching wrestling, yeah.
10:23Not doing it, no.
10:24I like watching it.
10:31What would you dress me in if you had to put me in clothes every day?
10:36I'm not your mother, so I won't be dressing you in anything.
10:38Thank God.
10:39Yeah.
10:40The skinny jeans.
10:41Hate.
10:41I'll take them off.
10:43Can't lie.
10:44Not in that way mate.
10:45They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really
10:48fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.
10:51At your big age you shouldn't be having other people dress, yeah.
10:55You should be dressing yourself up.
10:57Because I am a big boy, isn't it?
10:59Yeah.
11:00Do you have any maybe some tips about how you could get a bit luckier in love?
11:06I think you need help.
11:07You think you need help?
11:08Yeah, I think we need to get in contact with someone.
11:11Right, okay.
11:12What's more important to you?
11:13World peace or having a load of money?
11:16World peace.
11:17Liar.
11:19I've got to say world peace or on camera.
11:22Liar.
11:22Yeah, I'll say world peace just a minute.
11:24Give me a flag.
11:27You'd definitely, definitely pick money.
11:29I hate kissing, it looks disgusting, but if you had to kiss me, what do you think I'd
11:34taste of?
11:37Interesting.
11:37Who's wrote these?
11:40Probably Haribo.
11:43Cavities.
11:51Mud.
11:52Mud.
11:52Mud.
11:53Mud.
11:54Yeah.
11:54Okay.
11:55Okay.
11:56Okay.
11:56Now, Tim, normally we'd pick the person who's not waved any red flags.
12:00Sadly, they've all waved quite a lot of red flags.
12:03Yeah.
12:03At least 40 times each.
12:06Yeah.
12:06It's safe to say you're not going to get a date, but out of the three of them, is there
12:12anything that you'd like to take out on a date, despite the fact they've all said
12:16it's a big fat no?
12:20Um...
12:20Sorry.
12:21The one struggling with a chair.
12:22The one struggling with a chair.
12:24She clearly needs her help, doesn't she?
12:26Clearly needs a bit of help.
12:27So, Tim, congratulations.
12:30In theory, you're going on a date with our Tim to Kebabalicious in sunny Withenshaw.
12:37Let's get away with us from the semi-o-ians.
12:41Yeah.
12:41But you're not going because you absolutely hated him.
12:44Yeah, yeah.
12:44So that's not going to happen.
12:46Wave goodbye, everybody.
12:47Thank you for another episode of Take Tim Out.
12:50Let's go!
12:51Bye!
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