00:01Join the Truth Revolution, the UK's leading Flat Earth Awareness Group weekly meetings.
00:08And they put it on a round poster.
00:12There's actually a number on there as well.
00:14Hello, Mary from the Flat Earth Society.
00:17Hi, my name's Tim and I've just seen your leaflet.
00:20Right, okay. Where did you see it?
00:23I see it on a lamppost.
00:25Okay, how can I help you today?
00:27The leaflet was on a lamppost, it was round.
00:30Hi.
00:32What's the deal? Why do you think the Earth's flat?
00:35There's many reasons. I mean, the horizon's always flat.
00:39So when you look out into the ocean, it doesn't bend.
00:41What do you believe?
00:43Well, I just wanted to see if it was worth joining.
00:46It says you give out snacks.
00:49Well, obviously there's more reason to join than just having snacks.
00:54Well, I think the moon landing's a fake.
00:56And the sun and the moon look the same size.
00:58So I think they just orbit around a flat plate.
01:00Yeah, but when you look out into space and you can see Mars, it's round.
01:04So all the other planets are round, but ours is just flat.
01:07Is that what you're saying?
01:08Well, I think so.
01:10You know, you're not like you're a flat Earth one.
01:12Yeah.
01:12But if you're flying high enough, you can see the curvature of the Earth.
01:17You can see that it's round.
01:18There's pictures from space that show that the Earth is round.
01:23Well, yeah, but do you believe everything you see in space?
01:26Have you been to space recently?
01:27Exactly.
01:28You haven't.
01:29No, I haven't.
01:30But, you know, that's my opinion.
01:32How do you go up into space?
01:34You fly up, not around.
01:36But why do you believe it's round, Tim?
01:38You give me your reasoning because I've given you mine.
01:41See pictures on Google.
01:42At the end of the day, it's flat.
01:43Why are maps flat then, Tim?
01:45Why are maps flat?
01:46Yeah, maps.
01:47You know, a map.
01:48So there's a map?
01:50A globe is round?
01:52That's actually a fair point, but still.
01:54I'm not having it.
01:55I know.
01:56I know.
01:56Why am I even arguing this?
01:59I'm telling you now, the Earth is round.
02:01It's not flat.
02:02It can't be flat.
02:03It can't be flat.
02:05So have you called me up today to join the society
02:09because you're interested in it being flat
02:11or you just called me up to state your argument about it being round, Tim?
02:15I called up to see what snacks you had.
02:19Well, unfortunately, if you don't believe that the world is flat,
02:23then you don't have a snack.
02:25This is a bit lumpy, this one.
02:27The council haven't done well with this one.
02:31It's a bit round.
02:32It's a bit round, this pavement, so.
02:34Well, I'll find something that's flat, that's for sure.
02:37You go back and you have a look at some of the pictures from space
02:40and tell me that I'm wrong.
02:42OK?
02:42Look, you're really winding me up now, Tim,
02:46because at the end of the day I put my number on that
02:48for genuine people to be part of my society,
02:51not to ring up and counter-argument the fact that it's round when it's flat.
02:56So I am going goodbye.
02:58It's gone.
02:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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