00:00Tilton!
00:00Hi!
00:01You're on another blind date.
00:03Another one.
00:05Blind date.
00:05Would you like to introduce yourself?
00:06Hi, I'm Vic.
00:07And I'm from Blackpool.
00:09Hi, Vic.
00:10From Blackpool.
00:11Nice tower.
00:12Have you ever been on the big one?
00:13Yeah, I've been on the big one.
00:14And what about the one in Blackpool?
00:22So how tall are you?
00:24Everyone ask me that.
00:25I'm this tall.
00:27Well, what's that then?
00:28All right, I should.
00:31What should I do?
00:33Height?
00:33My ideal height would be like over six foot.
00:36Yeah.
00:36Do you meet that?
00:40I'm 3.96, so imagine my height.
00:43So, quite small then.
00:45Shoe in your mouth.
00:46And my face.
00:46So what shoe size are you?
00:48I know what they say.
00:50Yeah, I know what they say.
00:51Big shoes, big socks.
00:54Where's one place you'd like to go travel in?
00:56Australia.
00:57With me.
00:58If you're there, that'd be great.
00:59Can you swim?
01:00Yeah, I'm really good.
01:02What's your favourite stroke?
01:05Doggy paddle.
01:07Stroke.
01:12What's your favourite?
01:13Mine's backstroke.
01:14Like lying on your back, do you?
01:16Yeah.
01:16Hands in the air.
01:17About your legs.
01:21I've got that.
01:22So what is your biggest red flag?
01:25I don't like people for the black flag.
01:31So what kind of relationship are you looking for?
01:34I just want someone to make me food.
01:36Food?
01:36Yeah.
01:37What type of food?
01:38Chicken nuggets.
01:39Don't even have to make it, just go and buy it for my donuts.
01:42I can smash 69 chicken nuggets easy.
01:47And that's my Uncle Barry's favourite number.
01:4969?
01:50Yeah.
01:51Mmm.
01:51You like that number?
01:53I like that number, yeah.
01:56Me and your uncle have that in common.
01:58Be honest with me, are you here for love or a bit of fun?
02:01I'm here for love.
02:02Oh yeah?
02:03Yeah.
02:03What are you here for?
02:04I'm here for love as well.
02:05Fuck.
02:06So maybe we can fall in love.
02:08Fuck.
02:09So what's your most attractive quality?
02:12I've got a fucking smile.
02:14Have you?
02:15No turkey teeth?
02:16No, shut up.
02:18Any turkey hairlines as well?
02:19I wish.
02:22Vic, this is actually Tim's uncle on the phone for you.
02:26Hello.
02:27Yeah, how are you?
02:30Are you after some ****?
02:31Yes, yeah.
02:33I've got...
02:33He rule **** it off.
02:36Why?
02:36What does it do to you?
02:38All sorts.
02:39You haven't been in a coma.
02:41Where has it been sourced from?
02:44That's it.
02:47Who are you?
02:48So I'm on a blind date with Tim.
02:52Oh **** up.
02:57How would you know Tim?
02:59He's always knocking a bell.
03:01Like...
03:01Around the gap.
03:03Because I live there.
03:06It's my house.
03:08Where would you recommend me and Tim going on our first date?
03:12Ice rink.
03:13Ice rink?
03:15Yeah.
03:16I...
03:17Yeah.
03:17That's where I'm just rounding back.
03:19That's where I sell a lot of things.
03:21It's a big problem.
03:22I'm a cougar.
03:24What do you say?
03:25What like?
03:25I'm a cougar, are you?
03:28Yeah.
03:30Meow.
03:32Meow.
03:34Meow.
03:34Cougar.
03:34Draw.
03:35Cougar for me Uncle Barry.
03:37You sound nice.
03:39Do you want to speak to Tim?
03:41Do you like wrestling?
03:42Yeah.
03:43I do.
03:45Yeah.
03:46I'll pass you on to Tim.
03:47I don't want to speak to him.
03:49I don't want to speak to him.
03:50Oh.
03:52Hi Uncle Barry.
03:54Hello.
03:55I'll tell you when I'm still in there.
03:57Will you stop talking to my girlfriend like that please?
04:01Why?
04:01She sounds like a bit of a laugh.
04:03You might want to come round me actually.
04:06I'm going to tell her not to.
04:08I'll tell you when I'll tell.
04:09I'll tell her please.
04:10Well you won't want to do that because you won't have a house to call your own.
04:14I just grow in different types of ferns in the attic.
04:19Ferns.
04:20Ferns.
04:21Yeah.
04:21Christmas trees.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Yeah.
04:24That's the one.
04:25Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:29Right.
04:30Ladies and Uncle Barry, I'm going to go okay.
04:33I need to go and see what this girl looks like.
04:35All right.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Give a little kiss for me, would you?
04:43Okay.
04:44I'll speak to you soon Uncle Barry, okay?
04:46All right.
04:47Now don't come knocking on the door when me and your mum are in there, right?
04:53I definitely won't.
04:55Okay.
04:56All right then.
04:56Be a son, all right?
04:58Come a son.
04:59All right.
05:00See you in a bit Uncle Barry.
05:02All right.
05:02Tell her.
05:03See you in a bit.
05:04Love you.
05:05All right.
05:06All right.
05:07All right.
05:07What I've just realised, Uncle Barry, did you say?
05:12Yeah.
05:12And he's with your mum.
05:14He's not my real uncle.
05:16Right.
05:17Not my real uncle.
05:18He's just going to try and play wrestling with my mum on.
05:21Right.
05:22I bet.
05:22Oh, when I'm speaking to me Uncle Barry, what do you think of me?
05:25I really like it.
05:27I really like it.
05:28I really like it.
05:28I like your positivity, confidence.
05:32Left is the best medicine.
05:34Exactly.
05:35It really is.
05:36It really is.
05:37I've got something good.
05:38I've got something good.
05:38I've been single for two years now and it's taken me forever to find someone.
05:43Two years?
05:45Two years.
05:46Oh my God.
05:47I've been single for about two hours.
05:50No speaking to that dirty little cow again.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Stay away from her.
05:55I will.
05:55I'm Uncle Barry.
05:57Don't go near him.
05:57You don't want any...
05:58What did you call it?
06:00I don't want any of that off him.
06:02You don't want any of that.
06:03It's grass out of the back garden.
06:05You don't want any of that.
06:07In 30 seconds, tell me why we should go on a second date.
06:10Why don't I just tell you now rather than wait in 30 seconds?
06:13Yeah, tell me now.
06:14Right.
06:15I'm the funniest guy you'll ever meet ever.
06:17I'm gorgeous.
06:18I'm funny.
06:20I'm proper gorgeous.
06:22I'm really, really, really funny.
06:24I'm good at FIFA.
06:26I know how to treat a lady.
06:28I can save up my money.
06:30I've got nearly £15 saved.
06:33And I've got my own car.
06:36I love it.
06:36So you can go for drives.
06:37You might want to get an Uber.
06:39I've only got one seat in my car.
06:40It's a little red and yellow one.
06:42Oh, I could sit on the roof.
06:44It's not even got a roof.
06:47It's convertible.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50What are we going to do when he gets all wet?
06:57Can you drive?
06:59Yeah, I can drive.
07:00But I've crashed two cars.
07:02So you can't drive.
07:10I've never crashed my car.
07:12Right, Vic?
07:13Do you have any more questions?
07:14No.
07:15Questions done.
07:16Okay.
07:17What we're going to do now is remove the board and you two will see each other for the first
07:21time.
07:22Woo-hoo!
07:23Right?
07:23So on the count of three.
07:25Ow!
07:26Ow!
07:27You guys can turn around.
07:29So, three, two, one.
07:33Oh my God!
07:35Jesus!
07:37What the frickin' heck!
07:38Oh my God!
07:39After seeing Tim for the first time, what are your thoughts?
07:41I'm in love.
07:42Oh God!
07:44Oh my God!
07:45Oh my God!
07:45I'm in love for the first time.
07:50Yeah, it's love for the first time.
07:52I've finished my sentence.
07:54He's in everything.
07:57Tim.
07:58Yes!
07:58After seeing Vic for the first time, what are your thoughts?
08:00It's gonna be cold over there!
08:03Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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