00:00Seeing that with Katy Perry going to space, get me on a rocket, get me to space.
00:04We should call her, we should call SpaceX.
00:06Hello, this is SpaceX Communications. Can I ask who's calling?
00:11Hi, my name's Tim. I'm wondering if I can be an astronaut.
00:17Can I ask how old you are, Tim?
00:18I'm 3.06 and I want to go into our space like Buzz Lightyear.
00:23You do realise you've called the communications team?
00:26We just deal with communications with business.
00:28Just get in touch with Elon and just tell him that I want to be on the next rocket.
00:35I can't make that happen.
00:36You can? Nothing's impossible, just do it.
00:39Right, no, I don't have that power, sir.
00:42Do your parents know that you have a phone and that you're calling?
00:45Yeah.
00:46Okay, well, I don't think you should be.
00:48Yeah, but I am. So, can you put me on a rocket, please?
00:52I can maybe help you learn about how one day you can become an astronaut.
00:57Yeah, one day in the very near future, so you're going to put me in a rocket.
01:02Katy Perry did it just by a phone call and she went up in a rocket.
01:05I'm thinking if I go up into our space, I can look down and I'm like, ooh, there's my real
01:13dad.
01:13Well, with all due respect to Tim, you're not Katy Perry.
01:18My bell.
01:19It's gone again.
01:23Hello, this is Cooper. It's space.
01:24Can you put me on a rocket?
01:28No, no, no.
01:31No, I can't.
01:32You have to stop calling this number, Tim.
01:35I'm a very busy man.
01:37I can't do that.
01:38You're making me shout.
01:40You're too young.
01:41You're too young.
01:42You need years, years,
01:45decades of flight experience.
01:47I've gone flying spares.
01:50I've been spaying three times.
01:51Stop calling me, Tim.
01:54Put me on a rocket then.
01:56I'll put you on a...
01:57Put me on a what?
01:59I'll put you on a goddamn rocket and blow it up.
02:03What?
02:05It's gone again.
02:07First feedback.
02:08Hiya.
02:09I'm just wondering about
02:11whether I can speak to someone
02:13regarding advertisements.
02:16Yes.
02:17Sorry.
02:18Sorry, sir.
02:18Yes, of course.
02:19You're through to SpaceX communications.
02:22And what do you have in mind, sir?
02:25Going up on a rocket ship.
02:30I'm not a normal kid.
02:32That's why I want to...
02:33I can tell that.
02:34Yeah.
02:35I'm booking you the next flight to the moon.
02:37Okay, so that's done.
02:39Thank you so much.
02:41Yeah.
02:42Mike, Frankie, that's all I wanted.
02:44You could have saved a lot of time.
02:46I will be sending you a receipt
02:48for 1.8 million dollars.
02:52Yep, no problem.
02:53See you in space.
02:55See you in space.
02:56Bye.
02:56Love you.
02:57Bye.
02:58He's not got my address.
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