00:00I don't think we've ever wrung a museum.
00:01Have we not?
00:02Bless you.
00:03That's where we are.
00:04It's got to be dinosaurs, ain't it?
00:06Yeah, yeah.
00:07I'll just tell them I don't believe them because I've never seen them.
00:10Hello there.
00:10Hello.
00:11Is this the dinosaur museum?
00:14It is indeed.
00:15Good morning.
00:17Well, I say the dinosaur museum.
00:19I've been speaking to my mate Ben from year three and he's been talking about dinosaurs and stuff.
00:24I don't believe him.
00:25Well, you would not see a dinosaur.
00:27See? Because they're not real.
00:28They are very, very long extinct.
00:31In fact, they were millions and billions of years ago.
00:34Why have I never seen a dinosaur?
00:36Like, I'm looking out my window now.
00:37No dinosaurs.
00:39So they're not real.
00:39Because, no, they are no longer in existence.
00:43Many, many years ago, we had many wonderful animals.
00:47You must be learning their names.
00:48Have you seen any of their names?
00:50I've got a mate, right?
00:51And he's only got small arms.
00:53His name's T-Rex.
00:55Hilarious.
00:56Hilarious.
00:56I imagine he's an angry chap as well.
00:58Very angry.
00:59It's not as if he's going to hit me, is he?
01:00He's got small arms.
01:01What's the biggest?
01:03Can't be bigger than my mum.
01:04But what's the biggest dinosaur ever?
01:06I would go for the Brachiosaurus.
01:11Yeah, Brachiosaurus, I think, was ever so slightly larger than the Brontosaurus.
01:15Right, so what's your favourite dinosaur that didn't exist?
01:19They did exist, and my favourite dinosaur has to be the Stegosaurus, because of its protection
01:24mechanisms, but the spines on the back.
01:26Spines on the back?
01:28Mm.
01:28All right, this sounds proper boring.
01:32Not boring.
01:33What else is there?
01:34Well, you're welcome to come and see them.
01:35I have lots of bones, and you can come and see them.
01:37Oh, bones.
01:37I thought you had, like, proper dinosaurs, then.
01:40No, they're extinct.
01:42I want to come and see them if they're real, and they're not real.
01:44They are.
01:45They are real.
01:46They're just no longer living.
01:47They have gone into the ground millions and millions of years ago, and they are oil.
01:52Oil?
01:53Amazing.
01:53So they're expensive, then?
01:55They are indeed.
01:56No, yes.
01:57Quite.
01:57It's not good to laugh.
02:00They are indeed.
02:04I will show you anything you would like to see.
02:07I have a very interesting collection of bones, and you're welcome.
02:11You can handle them.
02:13I'm not handling anyone's bones.
02:17I've got my mate back for me and Freya, but if you show me real dinosaurs, I've got to give
02:22them a fiver.
02:24Well, get the money ready, because I have them here.
02:27All right.
02:27I'm going to come and see you, then.
02:29I'm going to come and see you and your fossil.
02:31I have many.
02:32Come and see them.
02:32Okay.
02:33All right.
02:34I will.
02:34I'll come and see you, okay?
02:36Okay.
02:36What's your name?
02:38My name's Brian.
02:39Okay, Brian.
02:40Okay.
02:41All right.
02:41See you in a bit.
02:42What's your name?
02:43My name's Tim.
02:45My name's Tim.
02:46I look forward to seeing you, Tim, and to proving your friend wrong, and for you to be losing five
02:51pounds.
02:52Oh.
02:52Okay.
02:53Okay.
02:53I'll see you again soon, all right?
02:55Goodbye, Tim.
02:55See you in a bit.
02:56Love you.
02:57Okay.
02:57Oh, he doesn't love me.
03:00He might love you after you meet him for your little dinosaur date.
03:04Take your fossil.
03:05Come.
03:06Cough me.
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