00:00I'm ringing a toy shop and I'm going to see if they cotton on to the plot of Toy Story.
00:05Super Toy Wholesaler, how can I help?
00:07My name's Tim. I've got a question for you.
00:10Yeah, go on Tim.
00:11Do you know the toys?
00:12I do, yeah.
00:13Are they real?
00:14Yeah, of course they're real, Tim.
00:16Yeah, but they...
00:16So, I left my figure on the arm of the chair, right?
00:21I come back in and it's on the other side of the room.
00:24I can only assume that it's worked.
00:26Are they real like that? Are they real?
00:28I don't have any personal experience with them like that,
00:32but it's not to say it doesn't happen when I'm not looking.
00:34That's what I'm saying.
00:36Right, so I've got a mate next door and there's not even a mate.
00:40It's called Spud.
00:41There's not even a mate.
00:42He's got a proper savage cat and everything.
00:44They spend their time just rearranging figures,
00:49like taking their arms off and putting legs where their arms were,
00:52taking their heads off, swapping them over with pterodactyls and stuff.
00:56Bad news, but I don't want him doing that with my toys.
01:00So, I'm thinking...
01:02Yeah.
01:02...don't be his mate anymore.
01:03What do you think?
01:05I think that's a really good idea, Tim.
01:06I think, yeah, if someone's not being a nice person,
01:09then don't be the friends with them.
01:11You're absolutely right.
01:12Yeah, and that's what I'm thinking.
01:14That's what I'm thinking.
01:15Don't touch my toys like that, mate.
01:16My favourite toy.
01:18My favourite toy.
01:19You pull a string on its back and it says things like...
01:22There's a snake in my boot.
01:24And that's one of my favourite toys ever.
01:26That was a really, really good impression, that, Tim.
01:29Yeah, no, because I do it all the time.
01:32I can pull its cord and stuff.
01:35Pull its cord and it'll go...
01:37Yee-haw, you're my favourite deputy.
01:40And it says things like that.
01:41Is it a woody toy?
01:43No, it's fabric.
01:44It's fabric, yeah.
01:45Yeah.
01:46But then I got a new toy and it's got wings on it and stuff
01:50and it's got an helmet, see-through helmet and stuff like that.
01:54But I don't want my neighbour getting my toys
01:57and, like, setting them on fire with a magnifying glass and stuff like that,
02:01because that's not nice, is it?
02:02It's not.
02:03Maybe you should ask your mummy to talk to his mummy.
02:07Nah, his mum's a right b****.
02:10She's a proper cow.
02:12That's probably why he's burning all his toys, isn't it?
02:15What's your favourite toy?
02:17Oh, my favourite toy.
02:18Do you know, I've just got a PlayStation 5.
02:21It's not a toy.
02:22It's not a toy.
02:24It's not a toy, sorry mate.
02:26It's not.
02:26Do you know what my mum's favourite toy is?
02:28What?
02:29It vibrates like a toothbrush, but it's not a toothbrush.
02:33Do you know, I think my girlfriend might have that toy.
02:35No, not the same one.
02:37Hopefully not.
02:38Hopefully not too.
02:39Yeah, yeah.
02:39Right, well, I'm going to go, because I want to go and make sure I bring on my toys in,
02:44so my neighbour don't burn them with a magnifying glass.
02:47Very smart move, Tim.
02:48Very smart move.
02:49I know, I know.
02:50So I'm going to go and do that, okay?
02:52Okay, you have a good day.
02:54And you.
02:54I'll see you in a bit.
02:55Bye, Tim.
02:56Love you.
02:57Love you too.
02:58Love you.
02:58Bye.
02:59Bye.
02:59Love you.
03:00Bye.
03:00Bye.
03:00Bye.
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