00:00Good morning, the pizza parlour.
00:02I'm just wondering if I can book in to come in and have a party with my family.
00:09Yeah, of course you can. When are you thinking?
00:11Probably a weekend. Can you do a weekend?
00:14Yeah, if you give us plenty of warning. And how many people?
00:17So, there'll be me. Obviously, I'm coming.
00:20Is it your birthday?
00:21No, it's not a birthday.
00:23Oh, right.
00:23It's just a celebration. This is amazing. I've done one full week in school.
00:28Oh, fantastic.
00:30I know, go me. So, there'll be me, my mum, and then my Uncle Barry,
00:35and then his best mate, Smackhead Steve, his girlfriend, Sticky Vicar,
00:40and then her best mate, Ping-Pong Paula, and then her boyfriend, Baghead Brian,
00:46is coming. He loves pizza.
00:48You've got some funny friends, haven't you?
00:49You're not about to Chardonnay.
00:51Oh, can you bring my girlfriend Chardonnay?
00:54Of course you can, yeah. So, it's about ten people.
00:56You know my Uncle Barry, he's not even my real uncle. He just comes round playing wrestling with my mum.
01:01What pizza would you like?
01:02Erm, well, I want pepperoni, definitely.
01:05Are you sure that won't be too hot for you?
01:06No, it's not too hot pepperoni, is it?
01:08No, but you sound a bit young if you don't mind me saying so. It might be a bit spicy.
01:12It's not. I've had it before.
01:13Oh, okay, I get it.
01:15Are you all spicy?
01:16We can make it spicy, yeah, extra spicy.
01:18Right, I've just had an idea. Don't. I don't want it to be spicy.
01:23I don't want it hot in the way in, but even hotter on the way out. Do you know what
01:26I mean?
01:27Yeah, I understand, yeah.
01:28Don't, don't do that.
01:29No extra chili flakes.
01:31No, definitely.
01:32Just pepperoni.
01:33Why would you do that?
01:34What sizes do you do small?
01:35Yeah, it's not bad. Well, the standard size is nine inch. Then we do a 12 and a 14.
01:40It's not that big, isn't it? Nine inches is about that big, isn't it?
01:43Nine, it's a good size. Probably, you'd probably, you'd probably be all right with the nine.
01:47My mum loves nine inches on a pizza. She loves it.
01:53Do you like nine inches?
01:55Well, I prefer 12 to be honest.
01:57Well, of course you do, big man.
01:58You get a lot more on the 12 inch.
02:00Well, yeah, you do.
02:02Do you like a fat or thin?
02:06Well, ours is a thin crispy base.
02:09My mum loves a fat one.
02:12Yeah, no problem.
02:13We can sort that on the date.
02:14You can decide on the date.
02:15You'll have to decide that.
02:15We're still talking about pizza, right?
02:18Oh, yeah.
02:19I'm going to have to ring you back because I need to go and speak to Chardonnay,
02:22Smacked Steve, Sticky Vicker, Smart Rat Pack, Ping Pong Polo.
02:26Right, so, can I, what name are you booking it under?
02:29Mine.
02:30Probably mine.
02:31Oh, do you think I should put it under my mum's name?
02:33Might be better under your mum's.
02:35Right, okay.
02:36Put it under my mum's name then.
02:37What's your mum called?
02:38Mum.
02:39Right.
02:39Mum, what's her surname?
02:41I'll need her surname for the booking.
02:42Meh.
02:43Mum, mummy?
02:44Yeah.
02:44That's her name.
02:45Okay.
02:46On this number, are you on this number?
02:48Yeah.
02:48Yeah, you can put this number down.
02:50This is my mum's number.
02:53My mum's number.
02:54Okay, lovely speaking to you.
02:56Have a nice day.
02:57I do.
02:57See you in a bit.
02:58Love you.
02:58Bye now.
02:59Love you.
03:00Yeah, love you too, son.
03:02Love you.
03:02See you in a bit.
03:03Oh my God, you're my dad.
03:03No, I'm not thinking we eat that though.
03:05Ugh.
03:05Bye now.
03:05Bye now.
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