00:00Good morning. I'm speaking to Amy. How can I help you today?
00:02I'm looking at getting my licence because I'm sick of my mum just giving me lifts everywhere.
00:08Would I get in trouble if I tell you I've been driving my car but not a licence?
00:11Yeah, you would be in trouble if you've not been driving without a licence.
00:14Don't be a grass.
00:15How old are you, sorry?
00:16I'm three, nearly six, but my car...
00:18Whoa, it's the best car ever.
00:20I got it in for my birthday.
00:21Right, well, you need to be 17 to get a licence.
00:24Okay.
00:24Yeah, you shouldn't be driving a car on the road if you're only three.
00:27Nearly six, big boy.
00:29Do not get me in trouble.
00:31I've got the fastest car ever.
00:33Beautiful.
00:33It's one seat up.
00:34Can't get anyone else in it.
00:35It's not going to boot.
00:36It's not going to engine but I use my legs to make it...
00:39I feel like a Flintstone.
00:40Right, erm, yeah, like I said, I'll have to speak to somebody older.
00:45Okay, okay.
00:46And if this is not a serious call, then I'm going to have to hang up.
00:49What colour is it?
00:50Right, I'm going to have to end the call.
00:51No, no, no, don't.
00:52Right, I'll tell you, it's yellow.
00:54Yeah, but my car's fast, innit?
00:56Yeah, erm, you still need to be 17 to get a driving licence, so...
01:00Just 17, 18.
01:01Three nearly six, three times six.
01:03Just done that.
01:04Right.
01:04Have you got a car?
01:05I do have a car.
01:07What car have you got?
01:07It doesn't matter.
01:08Mine's better.
01:09What's your car like?
01:12Er...
01:12What colour is your car?
01:13It's white.
01:14Mmm...
01:15Mine's got two colours, mate.
01:16Mine's two tones.
01:17Right, I...
01:18Have you got a parent I can speak to?
01:20Do you want me to get my mum?
01:21Yeah, I need to speak to your mum.
01:23She's not got a car.
01:24That's fine, but erm, I still need to speak to somebody else, please.
01:27Guess what colour my car is, and I'll get my mum.
01:30Please!
01:31Like I said, Ginny.
01:32Guess the colour of my...
01:33Shut up.
01:34Guess the colour of my car, and I'll get my mum.
01:37Right, erm...
01:39Red?
01:40Red?
01:40And?
01:41Oh, I don't know.
01:42Erm, have you got someone else I can...
01:43Red!
01:44And?
01:45Red!
01:46And?
01:47I'm thinking of a colour.
01:48I'm sending it to you through the phone waves, to the satellite, down to your phone.
01:52What colour is it?
01:53Right, come on.
01:54I'll have to speak to somebody else because this is wasting my time.
01:56There's people waiting to get through.
01:58Right.
01:59Okay.
01:59I need to speak to somebody else because you're not old enough to get a driving licence.
02:02Depending on how fast my legs go, my car can either go...
02:07Or if I'm going downhill, it'll go...
02:11Right, I'm getting quite bored of this.
02:13I'm going to have to speak to somebody else or I will have to end the call.
02:16Right, I'll get my mum.
02:17Hello?
02:18Hello?
02:20Hello?
02:22Who's this, sorry?
02:23My name's Gloria.
02:26Right, I'm going to have to end the call because you're clearly just messing me around now,
02:30okay?
02:31No, what's the problem?
02:33You've been speaking to my son.
02:35Right.
02:35Right, I can hear you laughing.
02:36I'm just going to end the call, okay?
02:38Because this is wasting my time.
02:40Ah, I'm sorry.
02:42Right, please do not call us back unless it's a serious call.
02:45Love you, bye!
02:47Oh, God, that got me.
02:49Oh, God, that got me.
02:49Oh, God, that got me.
02:49Oh, God, that got me.
02:50Welcome to DVLA.
02:51If you would like to speak in Welsh, please say Welsh.
02:55Otherwise, please tell us how we can help you today.
02:59What did you ask me to do then?
Comments