00:00Hi Shardney, right, someone just told me that you have been speaking to Ben. What's going on?
00:08Wait, wait, what's going on?
00:10No Shardney, you wait! Why are you talking to Ben? This time, just before Christmas, and I spent £37 on
00:19you, on presents!
00:21How old are you? I mean, you sound really little. Are you okay?
00:25Shardney, what are you on about? I might be little, and you're a cougar, but why are you talking to
00:31Ben?
00:32Are you with your mum? Have you asked your mum, is that what it is?
00:34You know my mate Kieran who can play football, they're good. He's told me that you're speaking to Ben. What's
00:40going on?
00:41I don't know Ben. I don't know what's going on.
00:44You don't sound like Shardney. Shardney, what's up with your voice?
00:48I don't think Shardney, what are you talking about? Who is this? What is happening?
00:52My boyfriend's called Josh. Who are you?
00:59Who are you? I think I've run the wrong one.
01:03I think maybe you need to go and speak to your mummy, or your daddy.
01:07I don't know my dad. You don't know your dad?
01:10Nah, he left three nearly six years ago, he went to get some milk. Do you know I Shardney speaking
01:14to Ben?
01:15Hello Mitch, did you buy something nice?
01:18Well yeah, I got some nice stuff. I got some nice stuff for Christmas, but then you've got to send
01:25it off for Father Christmas to bring it, haven't you?
01:28I got some Haribo, I got her a fruit shoot, and then I got her a sticker book.
01:37Do you work for Father Christmas, or do you know Shardney, or what's going on here?
01:41No, I don't work for Father Christmas. I don't know Shardney ever. I'm really sorry, I don't know Shardney.
01:48Right, well I don't know how I've run you. I'm sure Shardney's okay, but I need to find out why
01:54she's been speaking to Ben.
01:56Let her have it mate, tell her, tell her don't speak to Ben.
01:58I will, I will let her have it. I will let her have it. She's, I'm thinking not giving her
02:04a Haribo. What would you do?
02:07I need to speak to Haribo.
02:09Do you want to share it?
02:11But if she gives me a good enough reason why she's been speaking to Ben, I might give her a
02:18Haribo. What do you think?
02:21It's up to you, if you think she's worth a Haribo, you do it, you do it.
02:27I might, I might keep the Haribo for myself though. I might give my mum some because she'll eat a
02:31lot of fat pig.
02:33Bye bye.
02:34Alright, see you in a bit. Bye.
02:37Bye bye.
02:41Hello? Shardney, I've had to get your number because you've changed your phone.
02:47Why are you speaking to Ben?
02:50Little dude, it's me again. You've called me, not Shardney.
02:54Oh.
02:58Sorry, I'll try and get Shardney's number.
03:01Come on.
03:01Come on.
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