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00:28Oh
00:37Get out of my house
00:43So so I'm not standing for this I'm calling the police and I'm doing right now
00:51Please
00:53My name is Leo Stothers I live at five Calico Road and there is a man in my house
00:57Can you describe what happened?
00:59Why don't you tell them you've been checked out my son?
01:02I'm sorry can you tell me what happened?
01:03This man is still there
01:06I'm sorry it's my neighbor I made a mistake I gave him a key
01:13His name is Clive Goss 7 Calico Road is this being recorded?
01:18Do you require assistance?
01:19No no it is my neighbor Clive Goss 7 Calico Road
01:25Sorry for wasting your time
01:29He's 16 years old
01:30Did he show you that?
01:31It's on your computer
01:33So he doesn't know he doesn't know that you've seen it because you could fuck up his whole life
01:37And you'd like to fuck him up?
01:38Jesus please
01:39No I would not no
01:41So do you want me to call out your wife and Saul?
01:42Do you want me to call them out here and see what you're doing?
01:44Because the police have got your name and address you do so much as touch me
01:47Do you want all the wild and crazy hot sex you want night after night?
01:52That was mistaken I'm sorry
02:02No I'm sorry
02:04I'm sorry
02:06I'm sorry
02:09I'm sorry
02:09Oh my god
02:09No I'm sorry
02:13Oh my god
02:15Oh my god
02:26I'm sorry, okay?
02:29I shouldn't have spoken to him.
02:32I should try to help, but I will draw.
02:43Okay, let me explain, okay?
02:45Let me tell you what happened.
02:47Have you fucked up?
02:47No!
02:49No, I have not.
02:54Okay, sorry.
03:24Okay.
03:40Want one?
04:14it was just a mistake because we were both on the apps you know the apps I mean
04:21and he's too young to be there he shouldn't do that but then he messaged me
04:30you're texting him about wanking and coming and anal sex now what have you done to him
04:35okay okay Clive I'm sorry okay please don't I talk to your son about sex because he can't talk to
04:45his
04:46dad can he can he ask you no if he needs to pour out his heart to his father then
04:55you failed him Clive you failed
05:02how did you get his number it's on the Calico Road group chat
05:10have you ever touched my son you touched Lucy Clark what's she got to do with it oh she's 16
05:16she
05:16lives five doors down have you fucked her don't be disgusting well then you have both my sons being
05:22dirty on your computer here look look wait hang on hang on look look you like that do you we
05:33all saw
05:34that at work and we were laughing because that is how your son makes his money he wanks off and
05:39gets
05:39paid for it next door and your house nothing to do with me and then he posts it online maybe
05:45we
05:45should show the Calico Road group chat that because it's going to bring the house prices down or up
05:52maybe you could get funny yeah laughing my fucking head off Clive now step away and sit down step away
05:59from me don't do this to yourself Clive never mind me just don't do this to yourself
06:31why are you not rich well electricians you make a fortune I asked you to fix my wiring you're free
06:39the next day you should be booked up for months what's wrong with you
06:45there's a case like a legal thing I'm didn't do anything wrong all right oh good did you burn
06:51someone's house down I'm like you know I know not to burn someone's house down no it's not that
06:55it's just like lawyers
07:17do you know why I didn't tell the police yeah because you're guilty
07:22let me tell you a story about my staff yeah it's like it creeps through the walls you and your
07:29thoughts and I sleep ten feet away and I infect George yeah you sleep two feet away why don't
07:37you infect him why isn't he stupid and straight like you because I don't stand a chance do I
07:43you look on the telly every night aren't you and you're watching something and two minutes later
07:49it's men kissing and it can be anything it can be like Dickens or a policeman and you're all at
07:55it
07:55and you go on online and every other face is a man in lipstick because you are making it normal
08:00for children I mean you look at George eh I mean you you have got him then he was never
08:42he was trouble from the start when he was born George it went wrong
08:58he had an infection an infection of the vaginal tract everything about that you don't like
09:03words like that do you so what happened you know we should be rich we could have sued the NHS
09:10for a
09:10fortune but he was sick George for days and people were so sorry you know they kept saying good luck
09:23fingers crossed you know thinking of you and I was so
09:30embarrassed embarrassed you were embarrassed you mean you're scared I was ashamed why because he was a
09:46weak he was a baby he was mine and he got it wrong
10:10I was gonna tell you a story
10:15in my bar we get drifters young people yeah I bet you do
10:23they come to Manchester they escape from wherever they've come from and they're a bit lost
10:31they don't have any money and their first job is behind the bar yeah and you lure them in
10:36so they come and work for me and all right they're kids yeah exactly 18 19 and a bit hopeless
10:49and some of them are lazy and drunk and stupid but sometimes they work for a week and I never
10:55see
10:55them again but sometimes they're brilliant and funny and they work really really hard and then during
11:04the lockdown oh Jesus you don't believe that shit do you they literally said it was a lie they proved
11:12it
11:12true or not it happened and during that time three of them killed themselves
11:21three of those kids I know three boys who killed themselves for good riddance
11:33three of those daft boys took their own lives in their tiny little bedsets or their god-awful
11:40little flats they shoved down pills and drifted out of this world because they had nothing they had
11:50no family do you get that they were queer little kids who thought they could never go home and so
11:56they sat on their own and they died one of them left a note that said
12:03i'm sorry i was so rubbish
12:08do you want that to be george he'd never do that
12:14he's weak
12:25those boys that's i think that's why i tried to help
12:30but i will never speak to george again i promise and but that's not even the problem the problem is
12:34you know he's gay and that is the wrong way around he should tell you it's his life it's his
12:39choice it's his decision he lives under my roof he's not a dog would you listen to me
12:46we we have stolen that from him both of us me from being stupid and you from breaking into my
12:52house you broke into my house you broke into my bloody house
13:03but we've robbed him
13:06and if his life goes wrong at 16 then maybe
13:11he gets on a train moves to london gets a tiny little room works behind a bar
13:18and he ends up leaving a note saying i'm sorry i was rubbish is that what you want
13:23can he grow out of it
13:25can he grow out of it you know is it like um is it just a phase
13:35maybe
13:38oh bollocks no sorry i've never met a phase in my life he's gay and bent and homosexual for his
13:45entire
13:46life and frankly you should put out the bunting because i'll tell you what when you are old and
13:51dribbling clive goss and you need someone to wipe your ass it'll be your gay son who does it
13:55soul will be too busy fighting about paternity with his third slapper of a wife
14:03why do you you have got some nerve haven't you yeah because that's gay too
14:11we shine and burn mate but it can be a phase i know that for a fact because look at
14:17your husband
14:19he lived here and god knows we heard you through that wall you want to know where george gets his
14:23ideas from well it's you because it was very very clear which one of you was the lady
14:29we all heard you leo hey winian like a bitch we'd sit in that house and we would cringe for
14:34you
14:35and then what happens your beloved curtis he finds a real woman and he runs off with her isn't that
14:43right hey suppose so yeah so a gay man can turn back okay no well technically i it's it's possible
14:58so yeah it's possible for george yes yeah yeah well you proved it you went so just leave him alone
15:04because if you confront him he might push him the wrong way oh or the right way oh jesus clive
15:09i don't
15:09know just don't say anything and you've not touched him no i have not
15:19hey do you think they heard that through the wall huh because the funny thing is clive i've never
15:24heard you and marie fucking why is that don't be disgusted no why is that you know you're obsessed
15:28not a peep you want to tell me why that is i don't know maybe you're getting it elsewhere
15:45don't say anything to charge i'm asking you seriously don't force him out just be nice to him
15:58don't say anything to charge him out just be nice to be nice to be nice to be nice to
16:15be nice
16:15you're right you're right yeah good
16:24you're all right yeah
16:29jojo he's in his room
16:44it's me um you're dead to mr struthers i'll pay that for you but you just don't talk to him
16:50again all right have you got that okay and uh stay off that thing
17:11where did you get to i just went out you want a word with him next door he was playing
17:16music so loud
17:22what are you doing that for be in a while
17:25what are you doing that for me
18:21I don't give a fuck about stupid little George.
18:23It's the council. They get a complaint about me and child porn and there goes my licence.
18:29I'd have to close the bar.
18:31Oh, don't be so stupid. He was in your house. Go back to the police.
18:37It's not tarpon. George is 16 anyway.
18:41Oh, well, that's a relief. Thanks, Carly. Old enough to bum.
18:45But you have taken away his agency. Someone as old as you should never be giving advice to someone my
18:50age.
18:51Yeah, Carly. Here's another piece of advice. Fuck off.
18:54You asked for that.
18:56You can't stay in that house, Leo. You've got to move.
19:00He's got to calm down. I listened out last night. No shouting, nothing.
19:04I just need to change my locks and then I'm done.
19:08I went 14 years barely saying a word to him. I can do the same again.
19:13Morning, girl. You alright?
19:16Ah, bollocks. I mean, who's going to finish a job half done?
19:21Clive Goss, the big bad boss, left it in a right mess. How much is it going to cost me?
19:26At least of your worries. You should go to the police.
19:29He attacked you. That's assault. Pick up the phone and report him.
19:32It wasn't quite assault. He... Oh.
19:35Er, OK, I need to see what every other venue in Greater Manchester is charging. Will you make a list?
19:40Yes, boss. Thanks.
19:41It was more like he grabbed me and we kind of jostled a bit.
19:44Seriously, though, listen to me. He invaded your home.
19:49It's like those men who steal knickers off the line.
19:52It's not a small crime. You should always report them because that's an actual fact in policing.
19:58Once a man crosses that line, he can escalate.
20:01I think you're worrying about the wrong person.
20:04OK, George is stuck with that man night and day.
20:07What were their names again? The three boys during lockdown.
20:09There was little Jimmy, Hassan, and who was the third one?
20:13Peter Beddows.
20:15Peter Beddows.
20:17And that's just the three we know about?
20:20It's funny to think they saved my life last night.
20:25Oh, my God. He's here.
20:29What?
20:30Oh, shit.
20:36Right.
20:37You OK?
20:40No.
20:41Because you're here.
20:43They turned up, so I let them in.
20:45Is that OK?
20:46I just want to finish this job.
20:49Like I were with you.
20:52In private.
20:58I've got to leave.
21:01Did I do the right thing?
21:03Oh, I brought your buddy going with you.
21:05I'll knock you flat out, mate.
21:08Listen, you don't want me here and I don't want to be here.
21:10All right? So I'll get this job done, end of the day, and I'll be gone, all right?
21:13Ah, you need my money, don't you?
21:16Yeah, and you need that fixed.
21:19Did we say cash?
21:20We did.
21:20I've changed my mind. Invoice me.
21:22Because I don't like people who dodge their tax.
21:25But I've still got the job.
21:27Yes.
21:29But I have to ask, is everything all right?
21:34With George, did you say anything?
21:35No, no, no, no.
21:36You do not talk about my son.
21:39We ain't no word to Saul.
21:40We forget about it and we move on, all right? We done?
21:42No, no, no.
21:43I have to say something.
21:45Curtis is 58 years old.
21:47My husband, ah, my ex is 58.
21:50I met him when he was 44.
21:52He is a grown man because that is who I go out with, not children.
21:56If I have to live next door to you, I am scared.
22:01If that's what you think of me, I am so scared.
22:08You, you terrify me.
22:10Proud of yourself.
22:11No, it's, it is okay.
22:15Look, I can't change your mind.
22:16But I'm asking you, look at where you get this stuff from.
22:19And why you believe it.
22:21Because you'll believe anything online.
22:23You'll believe a shock jock.
22:24You'll believe YouTube.
22:25But I live next door to you and you've known me for 14 years.
22:28Why don't you believe me?
22:38I'll pay your cash.
22:50Mikey, am I missing something there with my dad?
22:54Because when he kicked off yesterday, did anyone tell him about my only face?
22:58Not in a million years.
22:59Why?
23:02Did he say something?
23:03No, it's weird.
23:05Got a new subscriber last night, yeah.
23:08And the name says Clive Goss.
23:10You choose your own username.
23:11You don't use your real name.
23:12No one does.
23:13He'd have to pick Clive Goss on purpose.
23:15Can't be him.
23:16Then why does it say it?
23:17It's a fetish.
23:19Someone you know isn't father and son.
23:21Oh, Christ.
23:23Still, he's paying.
23:23Whack it out.
23:24You'd love that.
23:25Give me.
23:29What are you doing tomorrow afternoon?
23:30You into footy?
23:31I like the legs.
23:32Watching the match at my house could have got this deal with that sportswear.
23:35Do you know 20 cents?
23:36They send crates of beer.
23:38I get the lads round.
23:39We all just wear 20 cents t-shirts.
23:40Make a bit of content.
23:41We have a good laugh.
23:42We get pissed for free basically.
23:44Do you want to come?
23:45You?
23:46Drunk.
23:47In a tight t-shirt.
23:48Works for me.
23:50You mates might not like it though.
23:51Hey.
23:53Oh.
23:54Sorry.
23:55I need it again.
23:56Me and my big mouth.
23:58Me and my big everything.
24:00Alright, Daddy.
24:01Don't report me to the boss.
24:06For fuck's sake, Dad.
24:07Lighten up.
24:12Selfie.
24:12Wait...
24:15Hey, hey.
24:16Bye.
24:16Bye.
24:23Bye.
24:27Bye.
24:33I'm sorry.
24:35Support me.
24:38Bye.
24:39Bye.
24:40Bye.
24:42Bye.
25:08Where do you think you're going?
25:09Hey, you're grounded.
25:10We told you you're grounded, George.
25:17Here you are.
25:19800 pounds in cash.
25:22Thank you very much.
25:24You're going to have to refit the wiring in 2027
25:28because Amendment 4 says so
25:30to harmonize with European levels.
25:33We never really did leave Europe, did we?
25:36That was all just another lie.
25:38Anyway, it's not my problem.
25:41I'm done.
25:55I'm done.
25:58Hey, take it home and unload everything.
26:01Otherwise, the van gets robbed.
26:02And I mean everything.
26:04Where are you going?
26:06For a drink.
26:07I'm done.
26:15Okay.
26:37Hello, Manzana!
26:47Oh
27:04Hi, yeah, yeah, I know yeah
27:10Hi, then George. Hello. Yeah, great
27:17So, what are you thinking? Where do you want to go? I'm not being funny, but do you think I
27:21served in pubs?
27:22Yeah, I'm not a kid
27:24Okay, but I'm buying just in case
27:27I don't want to go to Canal Street, not with my brother and my dad and the man next door
27:32And anyway, not being rude, but it's a bit past it, isn't it?
27:36It's all a bit old
27:38It's a bit, yeah
27:40Know about Northern Quarter?
27:42Yeah, that's good
27:43Great
27:44F Stories
27:51Go!
27:53No!!
27:56Oh
27:57IMAN
27:58nen
28:24Let's do it.
28:29Come on to office. There could be trouble, your mates back.
28:42Thought you were done. What are you doing here?
28:44If this is my son's life, then let me see it.
28:46Clive, don't make any trouble.
28:47You told me to learn, so here I am.
28:49I reckon this is the one bar around here that people will leave me alone in.
28:54Okay, exclusion zone, I get it.
28:56Right.
28:58What are you doing here?
28:59No, no, no.
28:59Come on.
29:05Hey, Dan and I, you've got a break.
29:08What can I get you?
29:09No time, please.
29:10Hi.
29:20My dad's all right.
29:21I mean, I don't think he's happy, but he doesn't go on about it.
29:24I just keep saying he, and then he's like, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, all the time.
29:28But a lot of people do that.
29:30That's amazing, though.
29:32You're amazing.
29:33No, I'm not.
29:34Just wake up every day and get on with it.
29:37If I can do it, anyone can.
29:40Because when I said about Canal Street, I mean, I have been there before, I never went inside.
29:44I just kind of, you know, walked up and down and then went home.
29:50Because, you know, I'm kind of a bit gay, I suppose.
29:56Or bye, maybe.
29:58Great.
29:59Good for you.
30:00Is that all right?
30:01It's brilliant.
30:03Just never said it before.
30:04Well, now you have.
30:06Did the world end?
30:06No.
30:07Well, then.
30:08I said it.
30:09See, all you needed was a night out with me.
30:12Don't tell him, Mum.
30:13No.
30:14No.
30:16Are you ready now, George?
30:18Just said it once, you can say it again.
30:20I think what it was like for me, I had to come out to my parents and tell them that
30:23I was a woman,
30:23and then I had to tell them that I was a lesbian.
30:25OK?
30:26Are you still in nappies compared to me, kid?
30:32Are you she?
30:33Are you better?
30:33Did you wear barrels back in town?
30:36And she's better.
30:36No way.
30:38We're going to go and see her now.
30:39She's back in the old flat.
30:40Come with us.
30:41Do you want him?
30:42Yeah.
30:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:06For fuck's sake, Zee.
31:07Come on.
31:08Where have you been?
31:09Come on, I'm going to see you again.
31:14No, I'm back for God.
31:16And this is George.
31:18George, this is Beryl, otherwise known as Beryl the Herald, otherwise known as the travesty.
31:23I am a mother.
31:25She is a zebra.
31:26Come here.
31:28Oh, fuck's sake.
31:29What is that?
31:30Is that Lynx Africa?
31:31How much did you put on?
31:33Is it too much?
31:34It's the entire continent, darling.
31:35I can smell zebra.
31:36No.
31:38Who's in it?
31:43Oh, no.
31:44All right, we're good.
31:46Just the one.
31:48Just one more.
31:50Oh, he learned.
31:50That's half.
31:52Seven.
31:53Seven.
31:54Look at his.
31:55Oh.
31:57Oh, God.
31:58Oh, God.
32:02Oh, God.
32:02Oh, God.
32:04Oh, God.
32:05Oh, God.
32:06Whisper you love me, you say you love me
32:08Be so slow it down, never leave me
32:10I'm a dreamer
32:19Am I a dreamer?
32:22Am I a dreamer?
32:27Love, life, and laughter
32:31Your eyes
32:35Love, life, and laughter
32:42I'm a dreamer
32:45It's over
32:47I'm a dreamer
32:47I'm a dreamer
32:48I'm a dreamer
32:48My name is Rachel, you can read your dreams
32:51And I declare, ladies and gents
32:52Others and leaders, bitches and footballs
32:55Dutters and brothers, tonight
32:56Is gonna be a day
32:58M
33:01I'm a dreamer
33:07I'm a dreamer
33:08I'm a dreamer
33:09I'm a dreamer
33:09Now you say to me
33:10I'm a feelin', I'm a feelin'
33:12And the end of this is not eating everybody
33:29I'm not the only one in school.
33:30This is by Winston.
33:32He's amazing.
33:32These three girls.
33:33They're like a recent one.
33:34Proper.
33:35And this is by in the canteen.
33:40Two, one.
33:44Well, it's so good.
33:48Are you?
33:49Have you chosen your name yet?
33:51I still can't decide.
33:53What do you mean?
33:53I'm called Z, but it's just a placeholder.
33:55I've got to stop it.
33:56I've got three choices.
33:58Annabelle, Flo, not Florence, just Flo.
34:02And Rachel.
34:04So, what do you think?
34:05Well, it's not up to me.
34:06But for you, Zalinda, it is time to decide.
34:12I'm ready to end by.
34:15I'm ready to end by.
34:19I'm ready to end by.
34:38Right.
34:39You three turn around.
34:42Z, you can look now.
34:46Oh.
34:47Your true name is your choice.
34:50So pick the right one.
34:53Because your name is written on the back of the last person you'd fought.
34:59Oh, surely not.
35:01What a cheese!
35:02Not me.
35:03Your bad name.
35:03Oh.
35:05Jesus!
35:07Cheers!
35:07Cheers!
35:08Cheers!
35:09Cheers!
35:11Cheers!
35:14Cheers!
35:21I'm sorry, George.
35:24Sorry!
35:34Oh
35:36My god
35:41Wow
35:46My name's
36:03My name's
36:05My name's
36:05The red red robin' go
36:07Bob Bob Bob it along
36:09Along
36:10Bob Bob
36:30I need to go
36:33I'll get stuck
36:34Oh
36:38Hi sir
36:39You're really you sir
36:40Let's get here quickly
36:41Need help
36:41Straight away
36:44Fucking three
36:45Damn it
36:51Hannah get an ambulance
37:21Right
37:22When you get home
37:23Go straight into the bathroom
37:24You're gonna need more than water
37:26Okay
37:27Find your mum's makeup remover
37:28Just rub it in and wipe it off
37:29I had the best time
37:31So did I
37:32You're amazing
37:35Right
37:36Get home to bed
37:38And as soon as you get in
37:39Take it off
37:48That's right
37:48What are you saying?
38:08Hey
38:10I just wanted to say thank you
38:13I can get you a cab
38:14I've got one coming
38:15I can put it on account
38:16I'm not poor
38:18Well
38:19You're great
38:20Thanks
38:20So she's a teacher
38:22So she's a teacher
38:22And there is a she
38:23She
38:24She yeah
38:24When she's in drag
38:25She calls herself
38:27Regime
38:28And when he's out of drag
38:28It's Martin
38:29And yes he is a teacher
38:30An English teacher
38:31Is on supply
38:32At Union Street
38:35They were kids from his class
38:36I've got her blood on me
38:38Do you think that's safe?
38:41Yeah definitely
38:42Well I mean I
38:43I don't know
38:44It's up to Martin
38:45It's none of our business
38:45But it doesn't matter
38:47That was
38:47It's not like the old days
38:49Blood isn't dangerous
38:50That was a long time ago
38:52Yeah well you'd know wouldn't you?
38:55Yes
38:59HIV positive
39:0132 years
39:02I'm absolutely fine
39:04Thank you
39:07It's not a problem is it?
39:09It's not real anyway is it?
39:11HIV
39:12Billions of dollars spent on nothing
39:16Well it's not me saying that
39:18It's one of the Kennedys
39:20United States Secretary of Health
39:22Yeah well fuck me he's wrong
39:23Yeah well you would say that wouldn't you?
39:24Yeah well I would
39:25Because I
39:27Became positive in 1994
39:28And I've lived through this
39:30I'm sorry but you have not
39:34And you know what pisses me off?
39:37Me
39:39Because I just said sorry
39:43All these years since 1994
39:45I've been apologising to men like you
39:47Saying sorry and thank you and please
39:49And oh I hope you don't mind
39:50Cause that's how we fit in
39:54Every day
39:55We crush ourselves
39:57And beg to be liked
39:59Our eyes like fucking puppies
40:01Well you know what?
40:02To hell with all that
40:03I am not sorry
40:04And I do not thank you
40:06Not for anything
40:06Not ever so
40:07Fuck off!
40:10Just
40:11Just
40:12Go back
40:13Get off my street
40:14And go home
40:15And here
40:17Take that
40:18I don't need it
40:19No you know what you say
40:20You say thank you Clive
40:22You say thank you
40:23To me
40:28Clive I gave you 20 pounds
40:30You say thank you to me
40:31The same way I've been thanking you
40:32And your kind
40:32For six decades
40:40Thank you
40:42Thank you
40:43Thank you
40:45Yes!
40:46Yes!
40:50Yes!
40:52Yes!
40:53Yes!
41:08Oooooooool
41:09No!
41:12No!
41:13No!
41:30Are you alright?
41:31Yeah.
41:33Your dad's not in, so you got lucky.
41:36Just this once, okay?
42:01Where have you been?
42:16Knock, knock.
42:20Drink some of this and you'll feel better in the morning.
42:46Where did you get to?
42:47It hurts.
42:48What's wrong?
42:49Nothing.
42:51What's wrong with your hand?
42:52Jesus Christ.
42:53What's wrong with your sister?
43:02What's wrong with your sister?
43:11I can read your body language and I know what's on your mind.
43:20Only one thing left to do, boy, I can see it in your eyes
43:26Cause I'm a bad, bad baby, push my buttons, I'll go break it through your love out of me
43:34Dripping sweat, you're a body-hearted feeling so naughty when we ain't got nothing to raise
44:11I'm a bad, bad baby, push my buttons, I'll go break it through your eyes
44:35I'm a bad, bad baby, push my buttons, I'll go break it through your eyes
44:53This is where it gets madder and madder, that family next door
44:56As if gay little George the artful fucking Dodger wasn't bad enough and his mad, bad dad
45:02Oh, guess what? He's into HIV denial now
45:05And there was a fight last night at the club
45:07We've got so much to catch up on
45:09Oh, and on top of everything else, they're having one of their football days next door
45:13So it's going to be a bit noisy, maybe we should go out for lunch
45:15No, I've got lunch all sorted
45:17I've got a surprise, come outside, help me carry it
45:24So, what's the surprise?
45:25Have a look
45:28Oh my God!
45:30Albertine called, she's having a party for her dad
45:33He fell over, it's in hospital
45:34Oh, boo
45:35And all of this is going to waste
45:37Buffet! The best food in the world
45:40Beige food, it's all going spare
45:42We've got goon jars
45:46So what did you say? There was a fight?
45:48Yeah, last night, and he was there
45:50Clive Goss, Goss the boss
45:52I think he's a jinx
45:53I truly think he has a bad luck charm
45:56Because this whole trouble kicked off of that one-night stand, Eddie
46:01That was the day I had to go over to Clive's house
46:02When was that?
46:06Remember, then he installed that bloody key safe
46:10Then he ended up working at mine
46:13Next thing you know, George takes the key and helps himself
46:18Then I find Clive in my house
46:22And he's there when this fight breaks out
46:24Fight!
46:27Swear to god, that's the end of it
46:29I've had enough
46:56Yeah!
46:59Go, go, go
47:01Oh, go, go
47:03Oh, go, go
47:19Bro, go, go
47:20For God's leave
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