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Two.Weeks.in.August.2026.S01E02
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00:00It's Zoe and Dan!
00:02Rachel!
00:03We all live in the same city and we have to go to Greece to see you.
00:06How are you?
00:06He's doing great.
00:08No, I'm not doing that great, really.
00:10It wasn't an accident. I didn't have an accident.
00:13Nice work with Will, but do his mummy and daddy know he's here?
00:16Let's have some of that oil, Will!
00:19You know how to have a good time?
00:21You make me feel how I used to feel.
00:24I just looked at him and I thought...
00:27This isn't gonna end well.
00:35Ella!
00:38Ella!
00:39Ella!
01:00Ella!
01:00Ella!
01:07Ella!
01:29Ella!
01:33Ella!
01:36Ella!
01:38Ella!
01:39Ella!
01:40Ella!
01:40Ella!
01:41I have a gift for you.
01:42Oh!
01:43Thank you!
01:49This must go in the fridge.
01:50Right.
01:51Yes.
01:51No, no. I can do that. You don't need to do that.
01:56My husband fixed the tank. It is blocked. Please, not to put paper down the toilet.
02:01Yes. No, of course. I'm sorry.
02:05Good morning. I beat you to it. That's such a great run up in the hills. Totally deserted for miles.
02:12Like a desert.
02:13Oh, nice.
02:19What are you going to do?
02:22Sorry?
02:25What are you going to do today?
02:38Who can jump higher? Oh, very good. Very good jumping. Oh! Hey! We're on holiday! Woohoo!
02:47Do you want to make some room for Mummy?
02:48Yes!
02:49Ha-ho!
02:57Morning.
02:58Hi there.
03:00Morning.
03:02Morning.
03:05Did you do all the clearing up?
03:07I was fine. I was up and the lady, the housekeeper helped.
03:11You were too good for this world.
03:15Is the room all right?
03:17Yeah, it's lovely.
03:18Honestly.
03:20Yes.
03:21Okay, well do say if you want to swap.
03:26Hey!
03:28Food's up.
03:29Who wants coffee?
03:31We've got fresh orange juice and we've got some yogurts.
03:34And these peaches are from the garden, which is pretty cool. Morning.
03:39Wow.
03:40Thanks, mate. Are you not hung over?
03:42Uh, yeah, I think I got away with it somehow.
03:47Good morning.
03:48Hey.
03:49Morning.
03:49Hey.
03:51Wow, this looks amazing.
03:52Do you want a coffee?
03:53Oh, yes, please. Thank you.
03:54Are we a little bit tired?
03:58The milk's a weird colour.
04:00The milk's a weird colour.
04:00I feel quite all over the place, actually.
04:02Yeah, you're on a shroom down, but they're pretty smooth.
04:05It's all fine, I'm fun guy.
04:08What's the bed all right, Nat?
04:09Yeah, it only hurts when you move.
04:10Oh, no.
04:11But it's not that.
04:12Does anyone want one of those peaches?
04:14I'll have a pastry.
04:15Tell me you're not working today.
04:17Oh, no, I put my out of office on.
04:19I don't have the head space.
04:20I've got a surprise for everyone today.
04:22Oh, exciting.
04:23We're going on a boat trip.
04:24Hey!
04:25I thought the kids would love it.
04:26We could go down the coast, explore, find a beach.
04:29You up for that?
04:30Yeah, I mean...
04:33It's all right if he joins, isn't it?
04:35Oh, yeah.
04:35Yeah, of course.
04:36Thanks, guys.
04:38Oh, a voyage on the Ionian Sea.
04:41That's just very...
04:44Greek.
04:47I'm really into sailing.
04:49Feeling the wind and the power of the sea and all that.
04:57That sounds so good.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Yeah.
05:01Great.
05:03Oh.
05:06That milk's not right.
05:09I didn't mean to upset you.
05:11I thought you wanted me to speak to Dad about the stuff in the attic.
05:14I didn't want you to go behind my back, dear.
05:17I wouldn't do that behind your back, Mum.
05:20But did you manage to do any packing at all?
05:23Well, I feel that there's so good.
05:26It's our family.
05:30I know it's our family home.
05:32It is.
05:33But even if Dad hadn't done that and you were still together, you'd probably want to downsize
05:38and get some money out of it, wouldn't it?
05:41Yeah.
05:42Okay, you go and do that.
05:43Yeah.
05:45Lots of love.
05:59Hi.
06:01Hey.
06:03I'm here for you.
06:05You know that, right?
06:08Yeah.
06:10I'm here for you too.
06:16Do we need jumpers for the boat, don't you think?
06:21Come here.
06:23Come on.
06:30I'm actively listening.
06:32Your feelings are valid and this is a safe space.
06:35I know.
06:36You're hurt and angry.
06:38I'm not.
06:39You need to be honest, Zoe.
06:41Look at me.
06:42If you deny things and push them down, it's toxic.
06:45It'll give you cancer or make you murder someone.
06:50Big kiss for tongues, Zoe.
06:52I don't think so.
06:53I saw tongues.
06:56It was the first night.
06:57Everyone was wasted.
06:59That's not an excuse.
07:00We didn't go and stick our tongues down anyone's throats, did we?
07:03No.
07:04Zoe!
07:06Have you seen my trunks?
07:09They're on that end of the bed, I think.
07:11Can you give us a minute, Dan?
07:12Yeah.
07:19Seriously?
07:21That would haunt me.
07:23Forever.
07:25I know.
07:26I know.
07:26Dan's been through a lot and I feel sorry for him.
07:28Honestly, I do.
07:29But after everything that you've done for him, how could he?
07:35That this is the first time in years I've seen him happy.
07:41Do you know how amazing that is?
07:43What a massive relief.
07:45It's like he's come back.
07:47It's what I hoped would happen.
07:49It's what I wanted more than anything when we decided to come here.
07:55It's so good for all of us.
07:59The kids won't even remember when he used to be like that.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Are you going to tell Solomon though?
08:09No, of course not.
08:12No, I really want us all to have a lovely boat trip, okay?
08:17Please don't tell anyone.
08:19Please don't tell Jacob.
08:20Promise me.
08:23Yeah.
08:24I promise.
08:32Sorry.
08:33Hi.
08:34Do you mind if I just steal him for one minute?
08:36Yeah, no.
08:37Of course.
08:38Yeah?
08:39Come on.
08:44I'm really sorry you had to sleep in that old farmer's nook.
08:46I have to tell you something, but you have to swear not to tell anyone because I promised
08:48I wouldn't tell anyone, so you have to pinky promise.
08:52Jess and Dan kissed last night.
08:56What?
08:58Yeah.
09:06To the ship!
09:22I just think it's really unfair on us.
09:24We shouldn't have to keep that secret.
09:33Poor Zoe.
09:34We can't just watch while they've shit all over our friend and get away with it.
09:37It's like we're enabling them.
09:41I expect Dan must feel really bad.
09:44Doesn't look like he feels bad though, does he?
09:46He's smiling.
09:47So fucked up.
09:48He's vulnerable at the moment.
09:50I'm not saying I think this, but you could say it's a question of how much you can blame
09:54that and how long you can use it as an excuse.
09:57Yeah, I guess we just don't want to judge too much.
10:00No, it's not how we roll.
10:01It's not how we roll.
10:02We don't want to play the blame game.
10:04No.
10:07If I had to say, I'd say that Jess is more to blame, you know?
10:11Like, what's our excuse?
10:12She can't cope with how sexy she is.
10:15What are you up to?
10:17Nothing.
10:18Have you been talking about me?
10:20No.
10:20Why would he do that?
10:21It's not nice to talk about people behind their backs.
10:24Well, we were, but we can't really.
10:27I promised.
10:28He did.
10:29He pinky promised.
10:30What?
10:31Pinky promised?
10:31Seriously, don't.
10:36Please don't say anything.
10:37Oh my God, Jacob.
10:38I won't.
10:38Who am I going to say anything to?
10:39Ugh.
10:42Come.
10:43What's going on?
10:44Yes.
10:45Come up here.
10:52So, for you, what are the basics for an actor?
10:55I went to drama school.
10:59Wow.
11:03Amazing.
11:10Oh.
11:17Hey.
11:19Hi.
11:20How are you today?
11:22I'm fine, thank you, Danny.
11:27You're good?
11:28Yeah.
11:29Last night was...
11:30Oh, I was so off my face, I can't even remember going to bed.
11:33Yeah.
11:34Yeah, me too.
11:35Hm.
11:37Oh, is that Henry's hat?
11:39Uh, yeah.
11:40Thanks.
11:40Leia is so not on it.
11:42Leia!
11:44Leia!
11:45Could you please keep on top of Henry's things?
11:48You drop that back there and...
11:51Sure.
11:52Thanks.
11:54Stunning.
11:57Wow.
11:59Okay, 120.
12:00No, 120, I cannot do 120, my friend.
12:03For so many people, 120, you know, it's a bad season.
12:06Of course, I get it.
12:07Um, how about, then, 130?
12:13Okay, 130, yeah.
12:15Okay.
12:15Cash only, guys.
12:16Okay, great.
12:16Oh, I've got some at the airport.
12:17I've got, I've got.
12:18Here's 20.
12:19Okay.
12:21You...
12:22Uh, there's 50.
12:23Okay, great.
12:24There we go.
12:25Any more for any more?
12:26Yeah, yeah.
12:26That's 40.
12:27Oh, don't worry.
12:29It's fine.
12:29No, you're okay.
12:30It's fine.
12:30Here you go, take it.
12:31Okay.
12:31You all right?
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:33Um, that should all be there.
12:36Right there.
12:37Cheers.
12:38Let's get on a boat.
12:40Woo-hoo!
12:41Woo-hoo!
12:42Okay.
12:42Take a picture.
12:43Okay, nice.
12:44Find a seat.
12:44I want a seat.
12:46I want a seat.
12:47Ah!
12:51Okay, we'll get the speed nice and easy, yes?
12:53Yeah, sure.
12:54I can drive a car, eh?
12:56Yeah.
12:56Oh, here we go.
12:57Exciting.
12:58Come on, guys.
12:59All aboard!
13:01Ah!
13:01Oh!
13:03M'lady.
13:03Oh, thank you, sir.
13:04You're welcome.
13:07Madam.
13:09Thanks.
13:10You are most welcome.
13:14Got a lot of life jackets here, mate.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Yeah, it's giving people some a glow.
13:19Yeah, do you have much of a problem with refugees here?
13:22Yeah, sometimes.
13:24Is it like a big thing, or is it mainly on Cos and Lesbos?
13:28I'd heard it was mainly Cos and Lesbos.
13:29No, these places, they have big problems.
13:32God, it's so awful.
13:33Yeah, it's bad.
13:34It's bad.
13:35Spring and summer, when the people come,
13:37oof, we have to find water, food, everything.
13:39You know?
13:40That's why we work hard.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Oh, no.
13:43I'd feel weird wearing that.
13:44Doesn't feel right, does it?
13:46Um...
13:47Yeah.
13:50I actually work for a charity that's trying to raise awareness of wealth and equality worldwide.
13:55Called World Up.
13:57Have you heard of it?
13:59No.
14:01No.
14:02I mean, it did make me think twice about coming to Greece.
14:04Do you know what I mean?
14:05That stuff is just so horrific.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Mm-hm.
14:08And we only get, like, two weeks holiday a year.
14:11Jess!
14:12Oh, I know you're not supposed to say that, but...
14:15No, it's just honest, isn't it?
14:20We're just really lucky to be going on a boat trip for fun, aren't we?
14:23Yes.
14:24Yes.
14:24Yes.
14:25You're right, Zoe, we are.
14:26We're really lucky.
14:27Yeah.
14:28OK?
14:28Yeah.
14:28We take good care of Maffetriti.
14:30She's sensitive.
14:31Don't anger her.
14:32Who?
14:32It's the name of the bird.
14:33Oh.
14:34I've never heard of her.
14:35Out for Tritei.
14:36Poseidon's wife.
14:38You know Poseidon, god of the sea?
14:40She knows all the great myths.
14:42Only the ones everyone knows.
14:43I mean, I've tried, but...
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