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New.Zealand.Spy.2026.S01E03
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00:01A
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00:12You
00:14You
00:14You
00:19You
00:26You
00:29Forgive me, father, or I have sinned.
00:32Forgive me, madam, for so have I.
00:36Who are you?
00:37I have information.
00:38Pray tell.
00:39Hold on to your seat, darling.
00:41And if you're wearing a hat, I might suggest you hold on to that too.
00:46I'm ready.
00:49Yesterday's explosion was the doing of an Australian assassin.
00:52Yes.
00:59Is that it?
01:01You knew that?
01:02Yeah, I knew that.
01:04Well...
01:04So that is it?
01:06Obviously not.
01:07Okay.
01:09There's a, um...
01:11There's a man.
01:12Yeah?
01:14No, that's actually all I've got.
01:16I was just...
01:16You were gonna just make something up?
01:18Yeah.
01:18Yeah, for God's sake.
01:22Lovely to meet you.
01:26Forgive me, father.
01:27I've done something really disgusting.
01:29I'm not a priest.
01:30I'm not a priest.
01:38Sora!
01:45Michael.
01:47Michael!
01:48Where am I?
01:49You're in the hospital again.
01:51Oh, man.
01:52I've gotta stop getting into hospital.
01:53You've gotta stop getting into hospital.
01:55You've gotta stop getting into hospital.
01:55My mission to hospital ratio is terrible.
01:57It was 100%.
01:58Two hospitalizations, two missions.
02:01So I ran?
02:02Dead.
02:04I'm sorry.
02:05Why'd they kill him?
02:06We don't know.
02:07But, uh...
02:08I want you to take a break.
02:09Go someplace and recuperate.
02:11I'd like to bring Magnus to justice.
02:13Sue said he's left the athlete's village.
02:14I put a tracker in his backpack.
02:15Only works for half a mile.
02:17He could be in Canberra by now, Michael.
02:19It's time for you to take a break.
02:20Fly fishing?
02:21I don't know.
02:22I don't know what you young people do.
02:24Yeah.
02:30Actually, I have always wanted to go to...
03:22...see all the time of the army is a
04:10Great day for what?
04:12Espionage in the park.
04:14What have you got for me?
04:16I expect you're wondering why I brought you down here.
04:18Well, I assume it's because you've got some information.
04:20I have some information.
04:21Yeah.
04:21Well, it better be good this time.
04:22Mm-hmm.
04:23The head of the Australian intelligence service is a man named...
04:27Dennis Green.
04:28Dennis Green, yes.
04:30And it may interest you to know that he's currently in New Zealand.
04:34We know that.
04:34Mm-hmm.
04:36He is staying at the home of a millionaire by the name of Norman White.
04:40We know that.
04:41Down in Queenstown.
04:43We know that.
04:44Mm-hmm.
04:44He may have ordered the hit on the Indian foreign minister.
04:49He did.
04:52Who?
04:52You better keep talking.
04:53I swear to God.
04:56Hello?
04:57Hello.
04:57Well done.
04:58Don't, don't take that.
05:00That's unprofessional.
05:00I walked for 20 minutes.
05:02Then I caught two buses.
05:03Then I walked for another 10 minutes to come here for you to once again tell me something
05:08I very much already know.
05:09Don't.
05:09Can I have my paperback, please?
05:10No.
05:11Can I have my paperback, please?
05:12Why do you even need a newspaper?
05:14I don't like people looking at me.
05:15Why not?
05:15Because I'm a spy!
05:17Talk of you!
05:17I'm a spy in the middle of a park!
05:19Well, don't take my newspaper.
05:20I was reading that.
05:22What were you reading?
05:24Current events.
05:25Ugh.
05:26Don't contact me again until you have something I don't already know!
05:31Ah, you ripped it, man!
05:39What did that guy just get?
05:41That's the wine tasting board.
05:43Could I please get that, but with apple juice?
05:46We only have one type of apple juice.
05:48I don't mind.
05:49So just to clarify, you want six glasses of apple juice?
05:51On the piece of wood.
05:52And it's all the same type of apple juice?
05:54Hmm.
05:55Okay.
05:57Can I ask you something?
05:59Sure.
05:59What was that plane spraying on the grapes?
06:02We don't have any planes.
06:04You don't use planes?
06:06Never.
06:08Ah, two questions.
06:09One, where is the nearest airfield?
06:11Two, can I get these last bad boys to go?
06:31Oh, no.
06:47I didn't see it.
06:49Go again!
06:59I'm a small Oftentimes!
07:00I'm going again!
07:00I don't get any of thoseuler's
07:09I don't know.
07:33I don't know.
08:11I don't know.
08:17I don't know.
08:34Surprise!
08:40You know, I had to convince the man in reception, you're my husband.
08:46That is so funny and crazy.
08:50What a funny idea that I'm your husband.
08:53That's such a crazy concept.
08:55That's like really, really funny.
08:57It's witty.
08:59Yeah, I mean, I didn't think it's that funny.
09:01No, neither.
09:03Neither.
09:04It's just...
09:07It's just funny.
09:13It tastes like an apple.
09:18It tastes like an angel.
09:20An angel.
09:21Who is that?
09:22No.
09:23An angel.
09:24Yeah, I don't know who that is.
09:26Come.
09:27I want to try something.
09:30Okay.
09:33Okay, so I will be playing the role of an extremely wealthy woman.
09:38And you will be playing the role of my young, lowly pool boy.
09:44Okay.
09:45Okay, go out and knock on the door.
09:55Who is it?
09:57It's the pool boy.
09:59Please do come in, young man.
10:07Hello.
10:11Are you okay?
10:12No, I am extremely old and sick.
10:17I don't know about this.
10:19What?
10:19You're not attracted to me because I'm old and sick.
10:23I really don't feel that good.
10:25You don't feel good.
10:26I'm on death's freaking door.
10:35This is getting silly.
10:36I know.
10:37I can't keep flying around the country doing hospital visits.
10:40I'm sorry, sir.
10:41I spoke to the doctor.
10:42He seems to think you've swallowed quite a bit of glyphosate.
10:46What is that?
10:46Apple juice?
10:47It's a very potent herbicide.
10:49From apple juice?
10:50No.
10:51Did you drink some apple juice?
10:52Oh, yeah.
10:53Well, it's not from apple juice.
10:55It's used to kill plants.
10:56Why would someone want to kill plants?
10:58They're so innocent.
10:59Did you consume any products that might have been used to kill plants?
11:03Not that I know of.
11:06Unless it was the white powder that Magnus' plane was dropping on all the grape vines.
11:10Well, yeah.
11:11It will definitely be that.
11:12I don't know what that was, but that burn might throw something crazy.
11:16It might have been that.
11:17Yeah.
11:17It was definitely that.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Possibly.
11:20Definitely.
11:21Maybe.
11:21Definitely.
11:23It was definitely that.
11:30Right.
11:31Whatever information you're about to tell me, I swear to God, if it is something that
11:37I already know, I'm going to grab that painting off the wall and smack it down on your head
11:41so hard that you'll get stuck in there like a damn loony toon.
11:45Is that clear?
11:45Yep.
11:46Mm-hmm.
11:46Great.
11:47What have you got for me?
11:51Norman White, the millionaire who's chummy with the Australian intelligence service.
11:55Mm-hmm.
11:56Well, his birthday is the 24th of October.
12:08Did you know that?
12:10No.
12:11No?
12:11Really?
12:12Technically, I did not know that.
12:15We're in!
12:15He's done it!
12:16Fantastic!
12:17With that said, in what world would we need to know that?
12:21In this world.
12:23That's his special day.
12:2424th of October.
12:25It's useless information.
12:26You didn't say it had to be useful information.
12:29You said it had to be information that we didn't already know.
12:31Mm-hmm.
12:33I guess I did.
12:33I'm absolutely buzzing.
12:35I'm absolutely buzzing.
12:36Is this a date?
12:37What?
12:38Hmm?
12:39This?
12:40Is this a date?
12:40No.
12:41At the art gallery?
12:41No.
12:42No.
12:44No.
12:45Could I tell people it was a date?
12:46No.
12:57No.
13:06No.
13:11No.
13:14No.
13:15Don't let him flirt with you.
13:16I'm not flirting with her.
13:17I'm not flirting with you.
13:19He can't hear you unless I press the button.
13:21Oh.
13:21Would you like me to press it?
13:23Yes, please.
13:26Hello?
13:28What are you doing?
13:29Come in.
13:32Okay.
13:35Oh wait, before you go, I just wanted to say something.
13:40The other day you asked if I wanted to go to the movies with you and I said that I
13:44couldn't
13:44because I had a boyfriend.
13:47Well, he actually broke up with me so I'm now available to go to the movies with you.
13:54Oh.
13:55You don't want to anymore?
13:57Oh no, it's definitely not that.
13:59It's just that there is this woman.
14:01You have a girlfriend.
14:02She said I was like an apple.
14:04It's okay.
14:04She's not like...
14:05You should probably go in.
14:07Michael!
14:09I should go in.
14:14Firstly, congratulations to Anderson for winning the bronze medal.
14:18Yeah.
14:18He didn't actually help with the mission but we're all very proud of him.
14:22Now, down to business.
14:24The Australians are poisoning our grapes.
14:26What?
14:27I know.
14:28First of all, they killed the Indian foreign minister.
14:30And now they're killing our grapes.
14:32Why?
14:33That's exactly what we need to find out.
14:35I have my man Mark on the line.
14:37He works for the New Zealand Environmental Agency.
14:39I'm going to bring him up on the picture phone.
14:43Mark.
14:48What is this?
14:49Picture phone.
14:50Sorry, what's supposed to happen?
14:52Well, it's a picture phone.
14:53Yeah.
14:53It's like a phone with a picture.
14:55Picture phone.
14:56Okay.
14:57Picture.
14:57Picture of what?
14:58With a picture of the person you're talking to.
14:59In this instance, it's Mark.
15:01I can't see anything.
15:02No.
15:02Oh, it has a camera on the top.
15:05Oh.
15:05So Mark has a picture phone.
15:07Well, how is that relevant?
15:08Well, for us to get the picture, surely Mark would have to have a camera in his telephone.
15:13That's a good point.
15:15Mark.
15:16Yeah.
15:16Do you have a picture phone?
15:19Oh.
15:21He doesn't have a picture phone.
15:22Oh.
15:23Mark, can you tell me what you just told me before when I asked you who was the main importer
15:27of glyphosate to New Zealand?
15:30Norman White.
15:30What?
15:32Thank you, Mark.
15:33That's all I need to know.
15:36Well, I went to high school with him.
15:37Yeah.
15:39Figure skating.
15:41Oh, God.
15:41That's sad.
15:42Yeah.
15:44No, well, pass on my regards to the...
15:46Yeah.
15:47Okay.
15:47Well, I've got to go.
15:48Everyone's here in the meeting.
15:49But, yeah.
15:51Okay.
15:51Well, are you going to have to stop talking, Mark?
15:54Yeah.
15:54Can you shut up?
15:57Can you shut up, please?
15:58Mark, I've got to go.
16:00Do you mind shutting up, Mark?
16:02Just hang up.
16:03Just hang up.
16:04Thank you, Sue.
16:05That's a very good idea.
16:07Now, where were we?
16:08Norman White.
16:09Of White's Agricultural Supplies fame.
16:11Third richest man in New Zealand.
16:13We went to his house in Queenstown.
16:14Exactly.
16:15He's a Scorpio.
16:17My sources tell me.
16:18He also has a warehouse in the Bay of Islands.
16:21I want you to take a look.
16:22Tonight.
16:26No one told me you were coming down here, so I haven't prepared much.
16:32Did manage to whip these up.
16:36Jeans.
16:37Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at an incredibly durable pant.
16:43Stylish.
16:44Versatile.
16:45Comfortable.
16:46Jeans.
16:47They're timeless.
16:48Do they do anything?
16:49I'll tell you what they won't do, is get a rip.
16:52And if they do, that's kind of cool now.
16:54Ripped jeans.
16:55I can picture you in a ripped jeans, just sort of a don't care attitude.
17:00Yeah, not taking life too seriously.
17:01So they're just regular jeans.
17:03I've been busy.
17:04I made his special watch.
17:06How did it go, by the way?
17:07It was good, thank you.
17:08He loved it.
17:09I'm wearing jeans.
17:10Can I just point that out?
17:11Why would I need those jeans?
17:12I didn't know that.
17:12I didn't look at your legs.
17:14I only look at a woman's head.
17:16What about this?
17:17That's just a tranquilizer gun.
17:19Well, we'll take that.
17:20What for?
17:20To tranquilize.
17:22Probably.
17:23It's only got one dart.
17:24That, my friend, is all we'll need.
17:29At 2200 hours, aka 10pm tonight.
17:34Two of us will approach the warehouse from the water in a kayak.
17:37Our getaway vehicle will be here.
17:39A third person will approach around the back, on foot, through the woods.
17:43Any volunteers?
17:45I will.
17:46Really?
17:47A nice walk through the woods actually sounds kind of good.
17:52This is not a nice walk through the woods.
17:56I never said nice.
17:58She never said nice.
18:00Shut up, Michael.
18:01This isn't even the woods.
18:02This is thorny bush.
18:29What the hell?
18:34What the hell?
18:47We're in.
18:48I'm in too.
18:49I said we're.
18:50Sorry.
18:51I forgot.
18:52I'm we're.
18:53We're we're.
18:54That's right.
18:55Let's split up.
19:07We're we're.
19:10That's right.
19:11Let's split up.
19:11I'm going inside.
19:13Get out!
19:14Don't do all the strooping without me.
19:29The Abel Tasman National Park.
19:41What brings a British spy to New Zealand?
19:44The World Unity Games.
19:47But I'm leaving for London tomorrow.
19:49Are you?
19:49Yes.
19:50What'd you tell the New Zealanders?
19:52Told them I thought the bomb was probably you guys.
19:56I think they knew that.
19:57Told them that Norman White's birthday was the 24th of October.
20:02That doesn't seem relevant at all.
20:04Well it's his special day so that's a bit disrespectful.
20:06What else?
20:07Told them that you were staying with Norman White in Queenstown.
20:11Just that.
20:12What do you mean just that?
20:13That's three good bits of info.
20:14It's nothing.
20:15That is not nothing.
20:16That's good stuff that is.
20:18You can go.
20:18I'm telling him.
20:20You're just going to let me go just like that?
20:21You're harmless.
20:23I'm not harmless.
20:24Excuse me.
20:26Harmful.
20:27What a bloody harm.
20:28Go away.
20:29You know what?
20:30There is a world where I punch you and shoot you.
20:34It's not funny.
20:36Unbelievable.
20:51The office is locked.
20:53I'm locked in a frickin' prison of trees!
20:57Ow!
20:58Zero, zero, zero, zero.
21:00Enter.
21:06The 24th of October.
21:11Two, four, one, zero.
21:13Enter.
21:15You son of a gun.
21:17You did it.
21:23We've got company.
21:26We've got company.
21:30Let's go.
22:07Sir, sorry to interrupt.
22:10Please don't shoot the messenger, but there's been a break-in at Norman White's warehouse in Russell.
22:24Don't tell me what to do.
22:30Don't tell me what to do.
22:38Don't tell me what to do.
22:41Don't tell me what to do.
22:44Don't tell me what to do.
22:51Don't tell me what to do.
23:18Don't tell me what to do.
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