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Two.Weeks.In.August.2026.S01E01

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00:00Music
00:24This is fun isn't it?
00:25There it is
00:28Okay
00:31If you don't look down it's fine
00:33Can you slow down please?
00:39Look at the sea
00:41Can you slow down please?
00:43Yeah
00:44Jesus
00:54You alright?
00:56Are you okay?
00:57Please stop asking me that
01:01And it would be great if you could not just tell everyone about it
01:03I'm not going to
01:03I just don't want you to talk about it okay?
01:05It's not like a story for everyone to enjoy
01:08I know
01:09Jesus
01:11Jesus
01:12Jesus
01:15Jesus
01:16Jesus
01:16Jesus
01:16Lord
01:26Let's rest
01:27A goat
01:27Why?
01:28Did you see the goat?
01:30Why do you Consegued by myself?
01:46Why are we doing this?
01:48Because they are our friends and it's going to be fun.
01:51Nothing fun ever happens when someone says it'll be fun.
02:10Eferisto, thank you.
02:11What a pleasure.
02:31It's amazing, isn't it?
02:33Yeah, it's beautiful.
02:44Hey guys!
02:47It's Zoe and Dan!
02:50Hi!
02:53Hi!
02:55You made it!
02:57Hey Chet!
02:58Oh, hi!
03:00Hello, mate!
03:01How are you?
03:02Hey kids!
03:03Hello!
03:03How are you doing?
03:04You look great.
03:06Thanks, man.
03:07You too.
03:07I mean, obviously you haven't been in the gym as much as I have.
03:11Hey Solomon!
03:13Oh, hey guys!
03:15Hi!
03:16This is alright, isn't it?
03:18Look at the view!
03:19It's amazing!
03:20Alright, bye.
03:21Away, I'm on annual leave!
03:23I miss you so much!
03:26We're so shit at getting together.
03:28It's crazy.
03:28We all live in the same city and we have to come to Greece to see you.
03:31I know.
03:31I'm sorry.
03:32No, you're busy.
03:33We're all busy.
03:34How are you?
03:36You all healed up?
03:37Yeah, I'm good.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Yeah?
03:42Uh, rooms?
03:43Uh, top of the stairs.
03:44Blue door.
03:44Lovely.
03:48Oh!
03:50Ah!
03:51Yeah.
03:52New nanny.
03:53Leia.
03:54Had to hire her for the holiday when the full-time bailed.
03:58She's French, so bilingual, which is great for Henry, obviously.
04:01But you know, tits out.
04:04Yeah.
04:06Hello!
04:06Hi!
04:07Hello!
04:08I want to welcome you to the house.
04:10I hope that everything is good for you.
04:12Oh, thank you.
04:13Yeah.
04:13It's brilliant.
04:14Thank you so much.
04:15Please, do not drink the water and do not put the paper in the toilet.
04:20The plumbing is very old in the island.
04:22Please, use the bins.
04:25Uh, okay?
04:27Absolutely.
04:27For sure.
04:28You'll definitely do that.
04:35I mean, it's a bit primitive, but that's what makes it gorgeous in a way.
04:39I'd like it before everyone found out about it.
04:41Which room is it?
04:43Oh, um, I'll find it.
04:44Come on, kids.
04:52Who's in that room?
04:53I don't know.
04:55I bet you it's Sol and Jess.
04:57Yeah.
04:57Could be.
04:58We always get the big room.
05:00I think they got here early to bag suit.
05:03Well, we had to get the later flight, didn't we?
05:04Yeah.
05:05Well, I know we had to get the cheapest shit as flies.
05:08And Jess booked the villa, was there?
05:10Yeah.
05:10Somewhere we can barely afford.
05:12And it's so typical of Jess to make everyone split the cost and then do the best out of it.
05:18We can always swap in a few days.
05:20Like, no one in the history of the world has ever swapped rooms during a holiday.
05:26Come on, once the bag is on the bed, it's like a done deal.
05:29I love this room anyway.
05:46So our bedroom is basically a corridor off the communal toilet.
05:53We've done well with this room.
05:54It's not the usual single friends shit twin.
05:56Yeah.
05:57It's gonna be good to be offline.
05:59I don't have to respond to all those hinge freaks.
06:02Have you got any good ones for me to laugh at?
06:04Oh, loads of bleak bathroom mirror selfies.
06:06And one old man with his washing flapping in the background.
06:09And I'm like, sir, at least put your washing away for your profile pic, please.
06:13I think that sounds quite hot.
06:15Oh, should we do our cocktail bar this evening?
06:17Yes, of course.
06:20Sorry, are you gonna be on your phone the whole holiday?
06:22No.
06:23You're gonna have my full attention.
06:25Good.
06:34There's a swim window now.
06:36Just go out there and have a swim.
06:47Oh, hey, can you see it?
06:51No, not really.
07:04Honestly, it's going to be so good to be away.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Yeah.
07:10You say that, but it's still us though, isn't it?
07:20Yeah.
07:21Yeah.
07:22Please, just get out there into the pool and have a really good time.
07:28Yeah?
07:29Yeah.
07:30I'm going to walk away.
07:31I'm, I'm going to be around.
07:44They're just fine.
07:44I'm、 we're dead in the pool.
07:46So when you're here, you stay here.
08:03hey hey hey hey and the beers are ready did you want one i maybe in a minute okay hi
08:13hi
08:21how's the rum it's great
08:27they can always swap if you if you want no
08:35oh my god avery she got so big how did that happen
08:40i don't know she's beautiful she feels more like a sister now it's so cute
08:45it took me about 10 years of negotiation with lisa to let her come
08:50that one's still small though it's small but such a big energy just had his birthday
08:56oh how old is he three four he's seven no is he jacob you're his god proper
09:04oh you missed a bit there mate sorry just wondering who brought the ghost
09:10i just i just burned really easily how's the leg yeah it's good what happened to your leg he had
09:15an accident what kind of accident car how long ago was that now six months you're actually really
09:21lucky like thank god you've been so much worse yeah i guess you didn't die right
09:30yeah that is good does anyone else want something to eat or drink oh we haven't had a big shop
09:35yet
09:36but um i thought we'd just do a kitty for basic oh i mean no nuts obviously because of henry
09:40but
09:40if everyone just sticks in what i don't know 200 euros for now yeah great yeah then if everyone
09:48does just one big evening meal something that they want to do i mean it's not a competition or anything
09:52but here's something special
09:56is that yeah yeah of course yes okay great great well tomorrow we'll do a big barbecue nice who wants
10:04to take on the first night feast
10:08we can do it yeah dan's master of the kitchen as you know so yeah we can do it we
10:15want to do it
10:16yeah please the seafood is meant to be unbelievable it's so fresh here so you could just do that
10:22that's a good idea yeah we could just do that yes seafood feast is tonight's special
10:42it would be really grace if you just wouldn't speak for me yeah i know i didn't mean to you
10:46don't always
10:46have to be the first to volunteer for everything i know that but no one else was stepping up i
10:50just
10:50you know i'm just saying hey look at this wow okay gorgeous let's play back i'll teach you
11:06hey happy hour every day come enjoy it's right up the hill no thank you really good thanks mate thank
11:13you
11:13okay maybe next time
11:20do you think you think you think you think you think you think you think i don't know
11:28so it's like 23 euro for one fish
11:31oh i think so oh fuck we'd need like four no they look pretty big but we'll probably get away
11:39with
11:39two well you can't come back with like a quarter of a fish each so we'll get three then what's
11:45that
11:45like 70 euro are we gonna have anything left for the rest of the holiday we won't be doing every
11:49meal will we we could just get a lobster one lobster yeah one lobster between eight what the
11:55what could you not could you not shout me i'm not shouting it's just it's just very hot we're in
12:02greece in august of course it's hot that's why we came here we didn't want to be cold anymore
12:06more take this off take it off better yeah thank you okay let's just take a look at it
12:21oh thank you just looking
12:39this is all fucking rank no one's gonna know you're gonna make something amazing and everyone
12:47is gonna love it so maybe you can do that thing do you want to get that with the diced
12:52potatoes we
12:53don't need that because that was amazing
12:54we've only got two players
12:58hi guys
13:00how are you here it's more of the paredesos game
13:03hi oh no no no you don't want to shop there and foods as ancient as the acropolis
13:08oh um yeah no we've just got basics well for you i'm flick and this is my husband james
13:16calispera you were just saying to your delightful friends that we're the locals of our sins yeah we
13:22came here to tap into the creative energy of the place and then just never left incredible arts
13:27and crafts scene here arachne moves gorgeous things all very artisanal rough old ladies fingers
13:33work silky things with a special magic don't they yes they do she'll fleece you so beware you do
13:39have plenty of bottled water don't you yes there's no mains supply on this fair little aisle they don't
13:45have the pipes they bring it out on a boat once a week fill everyone's tanks it's so sweet can't
13:53drink it no just don't don't drink it stock up like you're prepping for the apocalypse
13:59we're gonna have a little soiree on friday you know just drinks and they're saying it was all very
14:05greek and we will insist that you join us i'm afraid we will insist that sounds lovely thank you
14:15good good wonderful yahara guys lovely to meet you bye what the fuck oh i'm so sorry
14:29oh my god you do know you're going to mezzly nibbles on your own
14:37how long have you been talking to them oh well we were just walking out what it costed us
14:43i don't know you're going to be talking to them i don't know you're going to be talking to them
15:16so
15:18so
15:20come on
15:40Leia?
15:43Leia!
15:45You have to have your eyes open when Henry's by the pool.
15:51Guys, this is Will, Jacob's friend.
15:53Hi.
15:55Hi.
15:56Hi.
15:58Great to see you.
15:59I didn't...
16:00He's been island hopping with friends.
16:01Yeah, sorry, I thought I'd come and say hi.
16:03I hope that he's up.
16:04Yeah, of course.
16:06I said he is more than welcome to jump in the pool.
16:11Sure.
16:12Er, yeah.
16:14Shall we open the cocktail bar now?
16:16Yes.
16:17Yes.
16:17Let's do it.
16:17Great.
16:18Thanks.
16:20I'll just get Will.
16:23I mean...
16:24Yeah?
16:25Sure.
16:25Give him the tour.
16:26Yeah.
16:26Okay, perfect.
16:27No, no, great.
16:28Okay.
16:30Come on.
16:31Come on.
16:32Hey.
16:32Hey.
16:33She's safe today.
16:33Can you bring that inside?
16:34Um...
16:35I might go for a swim.
16:36Do you want to go for a swim?
16:36Yes, not right.
16:37Maybe later.
16:39Oh, for God's sake.
16:40They look fine.
16:53So what do you do, Solomon?
16:54I'm an actor.
16:55Oh, nice.
16:56Have you been in anything I would have seen?
16:58He's in loads of stuff.
16:59Yeah, yeah.
17:00You were in that, um, that detective thing.
17:01My dad loves that show.
17:03That was lots of fun.
17:04But I wanted to explore other things.
17:06What are you up to now?
17:08An exciting project bubbling away, but you can't really say too much.
17:11We really enjoyed your return to the stage.
17:14Yes, we loved it.
17:15I cried a lot.
17:16Oh, me too.
17:17It was so beautiful.
17:19Yes, you're so alive on screen.
17:24I'm an actress.
17:28Great.
17:30We can pad it all out with the rice.
17:33Oh, I thought we were doing potatoes.
17:35Yeah, we could do them as well.
17:37Look, you can't do rice and potatoes.
17:38It's too much starch.
17:47How the fuck am I going to defrost that?
17:51Oily water?
17:54Sorry, can we just, can we just get that out there, please?
17:57Henry, no!
17:58Henry, should we just, should we just take that inside?
18:01Get it!
18:02Get it!
18:03I'll give it back in a second.
18:04Sorry.
18:05I thought there might be a bit more space out here.
18:07Here you go.
18:09Come here, come here, come here.
18:10Stop playing with it for the moment, OK?
18:13Excuse me, Henry.
18:14You do not hit me, OK?
18:16I will not reward bad behaviour.
18:18What do you do, Will?
18:20I make online content.
18:22What content?
18:24Uh, loads of different kinds of content.
18:26I'm sort of figuring out what spaces I want to make content in.
18:30How do you make the content?
18:31Do you write to it, or...?
18:33It's a millennial job, Nat.
18:34I'm not a millennial.
18:35I mean, I can't talk.
18:36Zoe is the only one here with a proper job.
18:38Teaching in a comp is, it's hardcore.
18:40She's at the coalface.
18:41It's true, I mean, it makes running around
18:42children's designer clothes business look easy.
18:45I don't know how you do it, Zoe.
18:46Oh, God.
18:47I don't know, I just...
18:48I'm actually Gen Z.
18:49I'm a Zoomer.
18:50Zoe, can you sit down?
18:53Yep.
18:53Oh, yeah, please.
18:54OK, sorry.
18:55Hey, is Dan all right with, uh...
18:57Yeah, we're good, yeah.
18:58Do you need any help?
18:59What? No!
19:00Oh.
19:01I'm a Zoomer, too.
19:03No, you're not, babe.
19:04Yeah, I'm right on the cast.
19:06I'm always getting ID'd when I buy drinks.
19:08People think you're under 18.
19:09Hold on, listen, that happened once.
19:12Oh, OK.
19:12About five, maybe six years ago.
19:14Baby of the group.
19:16OK, I didn't go to university with this lot.
19:18We met years later after his first marriage,
19:20which is why he has the teenage daughter.
19:24Erm...
19:25And we fell in love.
19:30Leia?
19:31Sorry, would you mind taking him?
19:33I'm just, I'm gonna have a shower.
19:35And also, is it all right for you not to smoke in front of the kids?
19:44Zoe?
19:44Oh!
19:45Is that where I am?
19:49Zoe?
19:50Jesus.
19:52It's all falling apart.
19:55I need to start again, but I can't.
19:57Can I? Because we don't have any fucking more.
20:02OK.
20:04I don't even know where to start with that.
20:05OK.
20:06Let's just get all this in here.
20:09Zoe, no, it's...
20:11You can't serve that to people.
20:13There's a tail there. Amazing.
20:15Yeah.
20:16I think we can make a spine here.
20:18Oh, there's so many bones.
20:19There's so many bones.
20:20Yeah, but fish have bones. It's fine.
20:22That's what they're gonna expect now.
20:24I think it's good.
20:26I've still got the rice and the potatoes.
20:31I think the kids are hungry.
20:33I think...
21:03Where even are we? In the middle of nowhere, like in the sea.
21:08Peaceful though, isn't it?
21:11Shall I just wear this?
21:13Huh?
21:15Shall I not follow with a dress tonight?
21:18Do it. You look lovely.
21:25Told you we shouldn't have brought Henry that bloody car.
21:32I promise there's no cheese on that one.
21:49Nice work with Will, but do his mummy and daddy know he's here?
21:54He's 23.
21:55No, I get it. He's fit. How did you meet?
21:58Online.
21:59And he just showed up?
22:01Yeah, I know.
22:03Did you invite him?
22:04No. Er, not really.
22:08He just happened to be in Greece at the same time.
22:11Yeah, I mean, I did tell him I was coming here, but I don't think that was the reason.
22:17Is he staying the night?
22:19I don't think so. I mean, there isn't really the bed space. Is there?
22:25No.
22:26There is that bed in the kitchen, bedroom area. The farmer used to sleep on it with the animals apparently.
22:33Mmm.
22:38I'm just going to have a shower.
22:39seeing something of joy.
22:45Oh!
22:46People were just walking and walking sitting back and walking with hands.
22:49Isn't that a weird aerial.
22:51She floated gently above wildflowers and with a single flutter, hundreds of butterflies rose around her like a living rainbow.
23:00The air sparkled with magic.
23:05No, I've not spoken to Dad about the stuff in the attic,
23:09but if he hasn't wanted it for 20 years, he probably...
23:12OK, Mum. I could message him if you want.
23:21It's really beautiful here.
23:24No, yeah, you go and do that. Sorry.
23:27Yes, I will call you tomorrow.
23:29Lots of love.
24:11Oh, my God!
24:12Oh, my God!
24:14Do it!
24:15Do it!
24:16Do it!
24:16Come on!
24:18I think we'll leave the dancing up to you.
24:22I think I maybe just saw a scorpion.
24:26Oh.
24:26Oh, I know you did.
24:29Yeah, I'm not sure.
24:30Do you know if the Greek ones are poisonous?
24:32Yeah.
24:33They don't have scorpions here.
24:35But if you saw one, they probably do.
24:39Sorry, is it an underscore or a hyphen, the Wi-Fi password?
24:43It's on the box.
24:44Yes, thank you.
24:45I've looked on the box and it's ambiguous.
24:47Well, Dan's cooked us a banquet.
24:48And you need to play catch up.
24:51Yeah, get that onion.
24:51Thanks.
24:53Did you turn it down?
24:55Huh?
24:56Did you turn the food down?
24:58Yeah.
25:01I'm just...
25:03I'm just gonna...
25:10I'm just gonna...
25:33it's just fresh fish some fresh fish wonderful it's burnt i'm sorry about that no it's not
25:41would anyone like some potato salad their local greek potatoes from the ground
25:46is it hake i think so i thought it was sea bass from the market yes i'm not sure what
25:54yes we are
25:55it's really fresh which one's the one we're not supposed to have now a cod no i think cod's fine
25:59now isn't it yeah yeah that's fine but this is hake the fisherman probably wouldn't have told you if
26:05it was one of the bad ones though would he he's a local guy with a little boat it's not
26:08big commercial
26:09fishing exactly probably line caught you know you should all be eating mussels now they've got all
26:14the protein you need and they actually clean the seabed oh i heard the sea's gonna be dead in like
26:18five to ten years shit oh i'll stick to veggies what i'm basically plant-based seriously i'm pretty
26:28much vegetarian now just eat chicken and fish and you're not a vegetarian but i do want to be
26:33yeah you're like me emotionally i am i mean i was but you're not now i kind of don't like
26:39to label
26:40myself eat the fish then i'll have a teeny bit just not the eye please yeah i'm okay for the
26:48eye as well
26:49thanks i wouldn't eat an octopus either because they're as clever as a dog they're all just
26:55fucking fish they're idiots just eat them
27:08i'm on the paleo pretty much all meat but i am trying to cut down on red meat that's the
27:17really
27:17bad one isn't it yeah yeah this was yummy well done guys so yes well done dan well thank you
27:32both
27:33thought it was delicious well it wasn't but hey that's uh to be expected i guess
27:43i propose a toast to all of us to friendship and good times to getting through the bad times
27:52bosco lilla yes getting a bit serious now yeah like being through a war or something
27:56yeah right well i think it's all relative isn't it maybe some of us have had
28:01a really bad time and it's okay to say that
28:08sorry mate he's fine you went through something traumatic no it's fine he's fine now you're doing
28:15great i'm not sure you really want something that can really make you appreciate things can't it it
28:19puts everything into perspective doesn't it and you're back working full-time now and i do not
28:22know how you manage to keep your business going really hats off you were in the hospital and you
28:27weren't even allowed visitors we all imagined the worst i was so scared but look at you now it's a
28:33amazing really you you are amazing yeah he's doing great really great no i'm not doing that great
28:39really sorry about that guys
28:47so the business went to shit went bust just fyi
28:55i'm sorry to hear that mate thanks yeah that was before
29:04it's it's a bit of a you know
29:10because i wanted to do something with my life you know something big that meant something
29:15but i fucked it up
29:17i mean of course i did right but but the thing is that it made me think what is the
29:23point
29:25of me what am i for and i couldn't i couldn't really work that one out unfortunately so
29:33i i mean i mean you can call it whatever you want to call it i i swear it went
29:37mad
29:39i went to the dark side into a big black hole down to the bottom as far as you can
29:46go
29:50it wasn't an accident
29:55i didn't have an accident
30:02but i didn't die which is good
30:08so yeah here i am i'm i'm a mad skint
30:13this loser but i'm here which is something isn't it
30:23so yeah maybe i should feel grateful for that maybe i should feel lucky
30:27but i can't honestly say that i feel grace
30:38cheers everyone
31:03it's really beautiful isn't it
31:05really really lovely
31:10god i'm so sorry
31:12why didn't you tell me
31:14i mean it's it's been quite difficult but i didn't want to worry you and also i didn't want to
31:20spoil the
31:20holiday you know yeah i get that is he talking to someone uh he won't go oh i love you
31:28how are you so lovely you're always looking after everyone coming to this island was your idea
31:32you're the glue that holds us all together totally the glue guys basically i'm just so happy
31:39it's okay if you're not
31:40no i am we're all here together what's not to be happy about right
32:01oh hey thanks for dinner it was great you're very welcome my friend's dad killed himself so i
32:08really know what you've been going through oh god i'm i'm sorry to hear that thanks
32:15i should talk about their feelings more you know
32:22short time lads hi hey yes have you seen abel
32:28oh god thank you um
32:42i bought this oh it's mushroom oil how'd you get that through customs it's not even really that illegal
32:49it's mushrooms it's from nature and it's not been up some child gang members bomb they make it in kent
32:54so yeah i mean no one has to i'll do it if you do it uh no i don't know
33:03well go on it'll be fun
33:05like days of yours i'd be if everyone's up for it i mean i think if one of us doesn't
33:10we all have
33:11to do it i'll do it i'm okay thanks oh come on don't be boring i can be straight for
33:15the kids so
33:15how often do we get to do this look you do what you want to do all right let's do
33:23it let's do it
33:26let's do it now okay how'd you do it like like like one or two drops
33:39i mean it's easy for us to think that we want what you've got but look at what you have
33:44to go
33:45through being married it's so weird isn't it and i'm like do i even want a baby do i see
33:54one in my
33:55future i just really wanted them and now i can't remember if i did really want them if i just
34:01thought
34:01i did you know i'm actually really happy being single because when you're happy being single
34:07that's when you meet someone right so true like i'm so glad i did
34:14but also i'm not sure if i am sometimes we promised each other we'd have a baby together when we
34:20were 40
34:21didn't we but should you even bring more children into this up world you know i love them so much
34:27but it's too much it's dark it's bittersweet isn't it because one day you'll die
34:33and that's the best scenario if you die first but one day you will definitely be separated
34:40i remember when theo was born i just looked at him and i thought this isn't gonna end well
35:03let's have some more of that oil will coming up
35:13let's jump in the pool
35:49go
35:51Oh!
36:21Oh!
36:52Oh!
36:54Oh!
37:05Oh!
37:06Oh!
37:09Oh!
38:51Night.
38:52Night.
39:01Alright.
39:02You feel that? Yeah. Sorry, my dad was in.
39:05Um, yeah.
39:27Oh, yes.
39:32Shall I get some more beers?
39:33Yes! Wait for me, I'll get snacks.
39:38Hurry, hurry.
39:54Look at the moon.
40:00Oh, God, it's like you could just reach out and touch it.
40:05Yeah.
40:07It's like you could just let go of the earth and just float up.
40:12Because nothing's actually holding you down, you know what I mean?
40:18I'll be going up there.
40:20Oh?
40:22Yeah.
40:23What?
40:24What?
40:27Hey!
40:29What are you doing?
40:34Yes.
40:36Oh, shit!
40:38Oh, Jesus!
40:40Oh, my God!
40:41Oh!
40:43Oh!
40:44God!
40:45Be careful!
40:48Get up here. Come on.
40:53Wow.
40:55I got me.
40:56Oh.
40:58Oh.
40:59Oh.
41:00Wow.
41:01Oh, it's amazing.
41:03Oh.
41:05Sit down.
41:06Oh.
41:09Oh.
41:10Oh.
41:10Oh.
41:11Oh.
41:14Oh.
41:18Oh.
41:19Oh.
41:20Oh.
41:21Oh.
41:24I can't believe you made me do this.
41:26What?
41:27This is all your fault.
41:28How is it my fault?
41:30Because...
41:30I don't know.
41:32You're so...
41:33What?
41:36You know how to have a good time.
41:40You make me feel how I used to feel.
41:54I've worked out the wifi password.
42:01It was a hyphen and a small e.
42:04We can leave this with some of my wife.
42:04Oh.
42:04Oh my God.
42:06Oh my God.
42:11Oh my God.
42:33We can leave this with tomorrow, can't we?
42:35Are you okay?
42:36Yeah, I'm fine.
42:47I might have to go to bed.
42:48I'm fastened out.
42:50Is that okay?
42:51Yeah.
42:56Right then.
43:23Yeah, I'm fine.
43:25Yeah, I'm fine.
43:26Yeah, I'm fine.
43:33Yeah, I'm fine.
43:42Yeah, I'm fine.
44:02Yeah, I'm fine.
44:07Yeah, I'm fine.
44:32Yeah, I'm fine.
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