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02:54You're watching, Scythe?
02:59Is that a football question?
03:02Yes.
03:05No.
03:19So have you got this place and the house?
03:21Yeah, but I'm mortgaged to death.
03:25You try making money at hospitality.
03:27The house is thanks to my parents.
03:29I sold theirs and bought number five.
03:31So they were rich?
03:32What, do I look like Lord Struthers of Morningside?
03:35They just had a nice terrace house in Dundee,
03:38so I murdered them and got the money.
03:42Well, and then you got this place with Curtis.
03:44Yep.
03:45That is my punishment.
03:47I'm buying him out and it's taking forever
03:49because it costs a fortune.
03:50He still gets 20% of the profits,
03:51which is kind of 20% of not very much,
03:53but still.
03:55That bastard.
03:58I'm seeing him tonight, as a matter of fact.
04:02With his newly beloved.
04:05So this is the thing.
04:06Sometimes when you touch it, you get a shock.
04:10Oh, well.
04:11It's fine now.
04:12Typical.
04:13But when it zaps you, that fuse goes.
04:19This one.
04:19It trips.
04:20Is that the right word? Trips.
04:21I'm going to have to turn the power off.
04:23Well, I've got the office upstairs.
04:24I still need to work.
04:24Yeah, well, I can isolate that.
04:26When did you last get your condition report?
04:28Erm, November 25.
04:29We're up to date.
04:31So, who did you test for you?
04:33Aspreys.
04:34They charge 500 quid just for a visit.
04:37Yeah, I don't trust them.
04:40Do you know where they get their staff from?
04:42Aruba.
04:42Do you know where that is?
04:44The Caribbean.
04:45Exactly.
04:46I'm not being racist.
04:47Well, a little bit.
04:51I mean, think about it.
04:53Aruba.
04:55Who owns that?
04:57The Netherlands.
04:59And in the Netherlands, the mains wiring is 230 volts.
05:03And in Aruba, it's 127 volts.
05:05So it's two different systems.
05:06It's like a fire trap.
05:08And why do they do that, eh?
05:10Have two different voltages.
05:13Tesla.
05:14What, like Elon Musk?
05:16No.
05:17Nikolai Tesla.
05:18He was the man who invented ACDC.
05:21And when he died, the FBI took all his papers and they burnt them so no one could see them.
05:26And then Elon Musk named his company after him.
05:29It's no coincidence, is it?
05:31Meaning?
05:33Exactly.
05:34It's a mystery.
05:36When I was young, ACDC meant bisexual.
05:42Look, there's nothing wrong with this, but I need to get back here and strip everything away, all right?
05:47It's not going to cost.
05:48Well, it's all going to cost, isn't it?
05:50Well, you know, I'm not being rude, but you know what happens.
05:53You get an electrician in and they're like, oh, everything needs rewiring, and a job that was going to cost
05:57a hundred quid ends up costing ten thousand.
05:59Are you calling me a liar?
06:01No.
06:03Because the way people talk about work, man, nobody else would put up with it.
06:07Imagine if I walked in here, eh, and got a pint and said, if you watered this down, you'd get
06:12right on your i-horse, wouldn't you?
06:15Do you water it down?
06:16No.
06:17Well, that's your first mistake, isn't it?
06:19Paying your ex 20%.
06:21I'd start diluting it, mate.
06:23Huh.
06:24You're here early.
06:25Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:26This is Clive, the electrician.
06:27Hi, Clive.
06:28I'm Judy.
06:29Don't charge us a million quid, yeah?
06:35Nah, he's the one I told you about.
06:37Clive from next door.
06:39I met his son online, and I mean online.
06:41He's 16.
06:43It said 18 bears bottle.
06:45So what did you do?
06:46Oh, I fucked him.
06:47Oh, Leo.
06:48Get off.
06:49It was mortifying.
06:50Said he was zero meters away.
06:52Zero.
06:53He must have seen me, though.
07:00Cheeky little bitch.
07:02But I will be the one to block him, thank you very much.
07:04It's my street, and I was gay before he was even a single spunk.
07:08Oh, my God, now I'm thinking about his father ejaculating.
07:11This is such a terrible day, and to top it all, I'm seeing Curtis tonight.
07:17Talking of tops.
07:18What for?
07:20We're being civilised.
07:23Could you not talk to him, though?
07:25The lad, what's his name?
07:26George.
07:26What were we talking about?
07:27Morning, Z.
07:28Morning.
07:28Z, boy next door, 16, looking for sex online, lying about his age.
07:32Should Leo not have a word?
07:33His dad's downstairs, the electrician.
07:35But his dad doesn't know he's gay, so do not say anything.
07:38How do you know he doesn't know?
07:39Because George is alive.
07:41That's a bit of the 1980s.
07:42You'd be surprised.
07:44Times are changing.
07:45Not with this family.
07:46Trust me.
07:46You sit at home with a bad dad, and you're as closeted as ever.
07:49Why are you employing him, then?
07:50Could you just go and do some work, thank you?
07:53Are you mates with him?
07:54The boy?
07:55Why would I be mates with a 16-year-old?
07:57What would we even talk about?
07:59Bluey?
07:59No, I've hardly said two words to him.
08:01He's just like, oh, no.
08:02Oh, I don't know.
08:03Best not then.
08:04Don't take his side.
08:05Yeah, but I can see what he means.
08:07It's a funny line to cross.
08:08So, the kid goes online, hooks up, and gets murdered, and that's fine.
08:11Well, at least he wouldn't have died a virgin.
08:14Oh, power's back on.
08:16Hooray.
08:18It's weird, isn't it?
08:19How we know more about his son than he does.
08:22His wife said he had an affair.
08:24For real?
08:25In a caravan park.
08:27Like Jenny and Leon Gogglebox?
08:29Maybe it was Jenny.
08:31He's stoned.
08:33He can't hear us.
08:35He can't hear us down there.
08:37Can he?
08:37Of course not.
08:40Clive!
08:42Yeah!
08:48Nothing!
08:51I'll stop putting these back.
08:53Well, thanks, sir.
08:55Clive.
08:56Nice to meet you.
08:57I'm Z.
09:02What's that show for, then?
09:04It's not.
09:05I'm just Z.
09:06I chose myself.
09:09How come?
09:11I just did.
09:13It's a placeholder.
09:14Until I find the right name.
09:16I'm Hannah.
09:17My girlfriend chose it.
09:18She says it's delicate.
09:21How many have you rather?
09:24Morning, all.
09:25Okay, then.
09:26What have we got?
09:27No, no, it was straightforward.
09:29You just had a broken earth cable, so I just replaced it.
09:32Done.
09:33But?
09:34No, no, you're just unlucky.
09:36Put in a new cable.
09:37All done.
09:38Oh, okay.
09:39Great.
09:40Well, that's good.
09:42But?
09:43Oh, I knew it.
09:44How much?
09:45No, it's just this here.
09:47I mean, look of it.
09:48You've got the whole thing running out of one socket.
09:51You've got your sound system, your lights, your mic.
09:54What else is plugged in here?
09:56Smoke machine.
09:58Bubble machine.
09:58Foil wheel.
09:59Well, look forward to the inquest when you're all burnt to death.
10:02But look, I can strip away that wall.
10:04I can rewire it and put in five sockets.
10:06800 quid.
10:07All in.
10:08How long are we out of action?
10:09No, it just took me one night.
10:10I can isolate this wall so you can keep the bar open.
10:14600.
10:15800.
10:16All right?
10:17And that's final.
10:19It's not just the electrics, is it?
10:20You know, I've got to redecorate and patch it all in.
10:23So 800 gets you my lad in.
10:24My son.
10:25He's got level three joinery.
10:27So we can tidy it all up and then seal it off for you.
10:30How old's your son?
10:3125.
10:32He's got two sons.
10:35Why?
10:37What do you mean?
10:39Just you have two sons.
10:42So?
10:45Nothing.
10:47Why'd you say that?
10:50I just did because you have, haven't you?
10:56Does it matter?
10:59No.
11:03Okay.
11:04Great.
11:06Um...
11:07700.
11:08800.
11:09All right?
11:11And then we're, er...
11:13Disco.
11:26That's enough.
11:27I'll get started.
11:29Er...
11:29What did you get on the van?
11:31Two hours?
11:32Yeah.
11:32All right.
11:32Well, you better make it all day, haven't you?
11:34Your treat.
11:38See you later.
11:41See you later.
11:42See you later.
12:13I'm running late.
12:15Get a taxi in.
12:16Pick me up at 7.30, okay?
12:18Why are we having dinner with your ex?
12:20No fucking idea.
12:23Curtis and Maggie at home.
12:24At 10 o'clock we are leaving.
12:25Okay?
12:25Bye.
12:27I just know what he's talking about.
12:29He's a shit player and he's a shit player.
12:31I told him.
12:33He's a player.
12:34He's a player.
12:35He's a player.
12:36He's always having a fucking joke.
12:44I'm not in front of my dad.
12:46He's a married man.
12:47Put it away.
12:48Hey, somewhere to park me bike anyway.
12:55I'm not in front of my dad, he's a married man.
12:55Alright.
13:28Bloody flippin' Curtis and stupid bloody dick flippin' Maggie.
13:34Deep breath.
13:37Hi!
13:40Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. Out, out, out.
13:42That dates you.
13:44You look wonderful.
13:45Nice to see you.
13:46Oh, I saw Sanjay.
13:48Yeah.
13:48I know. You're sad.
13:50It's been ages. How you been?
13:52Not bad, not bad.
13:53Yeah. You're looking older and fatter and greer.
13:57And you're beginning to smell.
13:59Let me take that.
14:02So, erm, erm, who else is coming?
14:05Oh, er, well, it's just us.
14:08Yeah, I thought we could catch up and have a chance to talk, you know.
14:11Talk about what?
14:13You know, things.
14:14Come on through.
14:21Come on through.
14:28And he grabs my laptop and runs.
14:30I mean, he's what, six foot three, all muscles.
14:33I mean, he's only 25 years old.
14:34So he runs like a gymnast.
14:35Out the front door.
14:37Gone.
14:37And I run.
14:38I run after him.
14:39Into the street.
14:40Then I hear this click.
14:42It's the door closing behind me.
14:43Locked.
14:44And I'm standing there, absolutely naked.
14:47My God, no way.
14:48Yeah.
14:48I'm standing in the middle of the street, stark, bullock naked.
14:51I got to rescue him.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Did that really happen?
14:58All hanging out.
14:59For all the world to see.
15:01Couple out of this.
15:06But that's it, because Trump is fixing the court so he can stay for a third term.
15:11Why not a fourth?
15:13Because you know what this is?
15:16The dark age.
15:18It's a new dark age.
15:20If I live for 30 more years, I will die before the dark age ends.
15:25This is it now.
15:27For life.
15:28Oh, I've missed all this.
15:29Stephanie Soothsayer.
15:31It's a little bit doom scrolling, don't you think?
15:34Maggie, you can't seriously say these are good times, can you?
15:38Oh, hardly, no.
15:39But I think we're in a state of panic.
15:41I don't think it helps.
15:44I panic, apparently.
15:45But that's not what she means.
15:46I just think we can all worry, but we need to do something.
15:54So we are just sort of a little bit of good in the world, yeah?
16:02Yeah.
16:03That's what we wanted to say.
16:05It's not a big deal.
16:05We just didn't want you to hear it second hand.
16:09We are going to foster.
16:13We did the panel on Monday and they've said yes.
16:16So we're going to be foster parents.
16:18Oh, I think that's brilliant.
16:22Well done.
16:24Nice.
16:25That's amazing.
16:26Big changes.
16:28There's such a shortage.
16:29I mean, there is such a shortage.
16:32Although...
16:34Poor kids having to listen to you two.
16:38We're terrified.
16:40And we did try, but I'm 45 now and that's not going to happen.
16:45And this is the next best thing.
16:47It's equally good.
16:47Yes, it's...
16:48Exactly.
16:50Sorry.
16:52Mum and Dad.
16:55Here's to you.
16:56Congratulations.
16:57We need people like you.
17:01You get a lot of money.
17:03That's why we're doing it.
17:04Cold, hard cash.
17:05It's the only reason...
17:05It's just you never said when we were together.
17:08You never said you wanted kids.
17:11I didn't back then.
17:13What changed?
17:14Nothing.
17:14I suppose I was a different person.
17:16I know you're better.
17:18No.
17:21Don't.
17:27Right. Are we all done?
17:28We've got a lovely tiramisu.
17:30Yeah.
17:30All good?
17:32I'll give you a hand.
17:44Look.
17:46Come here.
17:57Daddy.
17:59It might be a complete nightmare.
18:00I might regret every single second.
18:03You can't fuck up their lives, you know.
18:05Children.
18:08Because they'll have had a hard enough time already.
18:10You don't need to come into a house that's...
18:15austere.
18:17Oh, that's what I am, is it?
18:19Well, I was always the one who was a laugh.
18:21I mean, sorry, but our mates did not come round for a hoot with Curtis.
18:24Oh, yeah, you're so funny.
18:26I'm laughing.
18:26It's just that you never said anything, ever, about kids.
18:29Jamie adopted.
18:30You never said a word.
18:31Not a hint.
18:33It's like I never knew you.
18:36Except, well...
18:36Mm-hmm.
18:38I didn't, did I?
18:41You know, it's really stupid...
18:44since you left...
18:47eating...
18:47on my own.
18:50Sitting there, cut it up into little pieces.
18:52I eat, I put down the fork, I wash up.
18:55It's just all that ceremony.
18:57Okay.
18:58And then I shit.
18:59I shit and I eat.
19:01Might as well be a tube.
19:02That's my life.
19:03I'm a tube.
19:05Do you still have your key?
19:06Have I what?
19:07Your key to the house.
19:07Have you still got it?
19:08Er, I...
19:09I don't know, maybe.
19:11I didn't formally hand it over.
19:12Why would you like me to?
19:13No, it's just like...
19:18You haven't been back, have you?
19:20To the house?
19:22Yes.
19:23It's just things keep moving.
19:26When I'm not looking, it's...
19:27I feel like I'm going mad.
19:29I come back home and it's like things have been moved.
19:33Like a glass.
19:35Or a bottle.
19:37A letter or a book.
19:39It's the wrong way round.
19:43I had a little bit less wine.
19:47And then I turn on the TV.
19:48You know when you turn on the TV, it goes to the last channel you were on?
19:50When I turn it on, it goes to channel 161.
19:52What the hell is 161?
19:56You okay?
20:00Yeah.
20:02It's not me.
20:04No, I didn't...
20:06I didn't think it was.
20:08I don't really think there's anyone in your house.
20:13No.
20:17I've gone.
20:21Yeah.
20:23I've left you, darling.
20:26I've gone.
20:44You okay?
20:45Yeah.
20:46Yeah.
20:47And I don't want to...
20:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:56Fine.
20:59No, no, no.
21:00Wait!
21:01Do you the best bit?
21:02Do you the best bit?
21:03Maggie.
21:04Sob story.
21:04Baron Maggie.
21:05What she said.
21:08Did that really happen?
21:09Oh, my God.
21:10Yeah.
21:11How to kill a fucking story.
21:12Did that really happen?
21:14Oh.
21:14Hardly.
21:15Hardly.
21:16She said that.
21:17Ooh.
21:18Hardly.
21:19Downton Abbey.
21:21Hardly.
21:22Ah.
21:23That's why she snared him.
21:24To be a mother.
21:25That's what she wanted all this time.
21:27I said so.
21:29You know what I'm going to do tonight?
21:31I'm going to get laid.
21:32I'm going to get fucked and battered and rimmed.
21:35I am so going to get rimmed.
21:37Did you know that Curtis has never eaten arse in his entire life?
21:40Yeah.
21:41He did tell me.
21:42He don't eat it with some coriander.
21:45Tonight's the night.
21:48All right, my darling.
21:49Good night.
21:50Bend over.
21:51From Scotland.
21:55Don't worry, I've only had two beers so I won't turn up on over.
21:59This is Leo, my gay neighbour.
22:01Oh, if that's not offensive.
22:02Well, it is.
22:04So watch it.
22:06Don't talk to an employer like that.
22:18You little fuckers.
22:20Big fuckers.
22:22Hot, eerie, hungry.
22:30Yes.
22:31Come on.
22:52Found ya.
22:53Hello.
22:54I'm Dave.
22:55I know it says Francesco on the app, but Francesco gets more results, so anyway, it's Dave really.
23:02Yeah, hi.
23:03I'm Leo.
23:04And that's your real name?
23:05Yes.
23:05Good start.
23:06There's a lot of liars on that thing.
23:13Ooh, nice place.
23:16Thanks.
23:17Do you own it?
23:18I do, yeah.
23:21It's nice.
23:23And is it just you?
23:24Just me.
23:25And that is how it's going to stay, I'm afraid.
23:29Just me.
23:32I'm fine with being on my own.
23:35I didn't come round to marry ya.
23:37No, but...
23:40I've changed my mind.
23:43I'm just not up for it tonight.
23:45I thought I was, but I'm not.
23:46I'm...
23:47You know when it just goes?
23:49You kidding me?
23:50Sorry.
23:55Another one.
24:00You know I came all this way?
24:03Well, 662 metres, not that far.
24:06Piss off.
24:06I will.
24:30Oh, fuck.
24:39I'm sorry.
24:46I will.
24:49We can't get it, you know.
24:50You know what I'm gonna do?
24:51It's Einatina.
24:52I'm sorry.
24:52But now, you're not...
24:52What happened?
24:54You're not fine.
24:54No, no.
24:54It's okay.
24:54No, no.
24:54I'm fine.
24:54It's fine while I'm sorry.
24:55I'm sorry.
24:56No, no, no, no, no.
25:05No, you're fine.
25:25You don't blame him. Your own friends treat you like shit.
25:30Yeah, you'd know.
25:31They might as well piss on the floor.
25:33I'm getting a truck!
26:25I want to know why you would look at something so disgusting!
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30:57I love you.
30:58I love you.
31:02I still love you.
31:13I still love you.
31:45I still love you.
32:23I still love you.
32:24I still love you.
32:54I still love you.
33:24Whatever you like.
33:26You can have all the wild and crazy hot sex you want night after night.
33:33Because I promise you, George, there's a great big gay life just waiting for you.
33:47I'm coming in, so hands by your sides, all right?
33:51Listen, all this stuff between your mum and me, I don't want you hearing that, you know, so there you
33:59go.
34:02I don't want you all right?
34:08What is it?
34:09It's the game, it's the game.
34:10Doug died.
34:13Who are you texting?
34:14What's it to you?
34:15Oh, come on.
34:16It's late, isn't it?
34:16You've got college tomorrow and you know the rules.
34:18The phone's not private until you're 18, so come on, give us a...
34:23Is it a girl?
34:25Is it a girl?
34:25No, is she upset you?
34:26Can you just leave me alone?
34:27I want to tell you something important, all right?
34:29They're not worth it.
34:32They're not worth it.
34:33Not one of them.
34:49You're disgusting.
34:59You're disgusting.
35:25Morning girls.
35:27Morning lover boy.
35:28How's Curtis?
35:29Oh, bold and old bastard. Hello, Saul.
35:32All right, buffs. Nice guy.
35:34You're late.
35:35No. I was in early yesterday because of you.
35:39This is like a normal time of day because I work late.
35:44And I want to apologise.
35:46I was a bit rude last night. I'm sorry about that.
35:49I meant no offence.
35:51Why? What did you say?
35:53It's all done and dusted.
35:56So are we good?
35:57I told you. I've got nothing on my conscience.
36:00I only had two pints, so my head is clear.
36:02Not me. I'm fucking hanging.
36:05I tell you what, boss. I said to Jude,
36:08if you've got any paint left when you last did the walls,
36:10she looked in the cellar.
36:11And there it was, sitting at the back after all these years.
36:13No-one ever chucks paint away. Don't know how to do it.
36:15That saves you a bit of money.
36:17Nicely played.
36:18Well, er, welcome on board, Saul.
36:20All right, me and Judy have got the managers' meeting now.
36:23All the bars and clubs are the council. It's a riot.
36:25Help yourself to anything, then Mikey can look after you.
36:29Mikey, you've met Clive. That's all. Clive's son.
36:32All right.
36:33Morning, fellas.
36:34We're done, baby.
37:03It's sold, isn't it? I mean, you're hot sold.
37:08Oh, mate, don't tell me to subscribe. It's for girls, you know.
37:11Can't stop me.
37:12As long as you're paying.
37:13I'm on there.
37:14Have you?
37:15Mikey Manchester.
37:16How much do you make?
37:17£20,000 a year.
37:19Fucking hell, I make six if I'm lucky what you're working here for.
37:22My dad.
37:23He's a dickhead.
37:25Left us with a load of debts and shit.
37:28Bye.
37:28You ever want to cut up?
37:30Oh, mate, not my scene.
37:31I could teach you.
37:33Seriously, you're swimming.
37:34Yeah?
37:34Take a bite, go.
37:35Nice try, cheers, mate.
37:37You keep subscribing.
37:38Have a good one.
37:39I've done that.
37:44I am catnip in this place.
37:46What's your room?
37:47That Mikey lad.
37:48Asking to diddle me.
37:50Begging for it.
37:51So what did you see?
37:53I said buck your arse.
37:54That was a mistake.
37:55You said yes, please.
37:59And who is she?
38:01I'm Sol.
38:02I'm with him.
38:04Well, isn't he the lucky one?
38:07Told ya.
38:08Gatnip.
38:14And who are you?
38:15I'm the electrician.
38:17Oh, the neighbour.
38:19That's right.
38:20The horny-handed son of toil.
38:23You're the one with the sun.
38:24Hmm?
38:26He said he was hot.
38:28Who did?
38:30Leo.
38:32When did he say that?
38:34Wasn't he naked, your boy?
38:37Wasn't there a story that Leo was in your house and your son was naked?
38:43Yeah.
38:44When the boss got locked out of the house.
38:46He means Saul.
38:47Yeah, well he doesn't mean George, does he?
38:48George is 16.
38:50He's legal.
38:51Melba.
38:52It's a bit dangerous to me with the electrics.
38:54Let's keep you safe, eh?
38:55Sit you by the window.
38:56Anna's actually nipping off for some toasties if you want one.
38:59Let's get you a nice cheese and I'm toastie, eh?
39:05Next point of order, Lachlan McCartney.
39:08You'll be glad to hear he's currently residing at his majesty's pleasure.
39:11Which one's he?
39:12The bird man.
39:13Big tall skinhead, you've seen him.
39:15He packed the heads off pigeons and leave them outside cruise 101.
39:18Oh yeah.
39:19Not anymore.
39:19Pigeon population is restored.
39:21Next on the list, over to you Lucille.
39:24This was tough.
39:25Miss Titty Ditty.
39:26Titty Ditty is a cabaret artist from Glasgow.
39:29We booked her.
39:30But she then prints posters and starts advertising on her website.
39:34This is her, not us.
39:36And the image had a Starved David on it.
39:39It's got all sorts on it.
39:40It's got Spider-Man.
39:42It's got the TARDIS.
39:43It's got Cynthia Erivo.
39:45It's a collage.
39:46But we get protests.
39:48They think she's anti-Palestine.
39:49Does she?
39:50I don't think she could point to Palestine on a map.
39:52She's in Glimmerich on a banjo.
39:54But the next thing you know, our staff are being assaulted.
39:56Security, they're getting food flung at them.
39:58Some chips and stuff thrown in their face.
39:59Who does that?
40:00Perses by?
40:01No.
40:02Our lot.
40:03Lesbians at a lesbian bar attacking the lesbian staff because of a lesbian with a Jewish symbol.
40:09What the hell's going on?
40:11On behalf of the council, I've got to say, we're very happy.
40:16We can review the use of polycarbonates after 11pm, but I do have one worry.
40:22You have a lot of drag queens on the door.
40:26We do.
40:27Are you sure?
40:30We definitely do. I've seen them.
40:31Are you sure about the policy?
40:34We think it might drive people away.
40:36I think they draw people in.
40:37In fact, I know they do.
40:38People love a drag queen.
40:39In 2026?
40:41Since time immemorial, I don't quite understand what the problem is here.
40:44I'm gay.
40:45I go to Canal Street.
40:46I discovered that gay means a man in lipstick and a wig with false breasts and glitter.
40:52How does that represent me?
40:53It's not meant to represent you.
40:55No, but nothing ever represents me, does it?
40:57So, what do you want? Door staff and...
41:02What?
41:05He's not even gay.
41:07He's been seen with a woman called Elaine.
41:08He just pretends to be gay to get promoted.
41:11That's how it works these days.
41:13I always said the left would eat itself and the feasting has begun.
41:17They're throwing ships.
41:18With tomato fucking sauce.
41:21Do you still have that youth group?
41:23Yeah, still going.
41:24I've got a youth for you.
41:25Let me save one of them.
41:27Just one?
41:28Ah, that's what I like to see.
41:31At least I can trust you, Lord.
41:32Morning, Melba.
41:33My meeting was dull, stupid and insane.
41:36Hello, Clive.
41:37All good?
41:38It's all happy?
41:39All good.
41:40Oh, and Benny from the brewery.
41:42On cue.
41:43A warm hand on your entrance.
41:45You wish.
41:46Christ, I've had a night and a half.
41:48Hello, Leonardo.
41:49And those out.
41:50Special offers.
41:51Love your best friend down the 31st.
41:53What?
41:53I know, I don't know who comes up with this shit, me.
41:55Someone in a room.
41:56So, I went out last night.
41:58Hooked up with this ice skater.
41:59Sit down with Disney on ice.
42:00I said, well, better than being with Disney on fire.
42:03No word of a lie.
42:04Grabbed his arse.
42:05It was like holding a skull.
42:06Oh, nice.
42:07I know.
42:07And hung like a deodorant.
42:09Like a lady-sized roll-off.
42:11Fuck your mother.
42:12I'm talking a canister of right guard.
42:14What?
42:14You should see me girls.
42:15I'm prolapsed.
42:17And he shot his load.
42:18Do you know how many ropes?
42:19Twelve.
42:20In the face.
42:21One out.
42:21Two out.
42:21Three out.
42:22Four out.
42:22I was like a battered wife.
42:25Trying to work here.
42:28Don't you tell me to put a plug in it, darling,
42:30because I've already got one in.
42:32Penny from the brewery.
42:33This is Clive.
42:34We're having some electrics done.
42:36Oh, are you putting the neon back up?
42:38Oh, my God.
42:39That's a thought.
42:40I love the neon.
42:42I love the neon.
42:43Do you remember?
42:46That's it.
42:48I told you.
42:52Oh, shit.
42:53What happened to that thing?
42:54Never bloody worked, did it?
42:56And I got the blame for it.
42:57Come on, Curtis.
42:58A thousand pounds, that thing cost.
42:59You wasted a thousand pounds on a stupid tacky gimmick.
43:02Yeah, we should put it back up.
43:04Curtis would be so pissed off.
43:06Hey, Clive, can you fix neon signs?
43:08Cost you extra.
43:08Where is it?
43:09It's not here.
43:10Oh, no, it's at home.
43:11It's at mine.
43:11I got it in the divorce.
43:12But it's a big old thing.
43:13Clive, could you bring it in your van tomorrow?
43:15Look, I told you it's a one-day job, isn't it?
43:18And anyway, I think I'm finished with this place.
43:20Well, I'm still paying you.
43:23All right, yeah.
43:23I'll go and get it.
43:24Where is it?
43:25Your house.
43:26I've got the keys, haven't I?
43:27No, but I don't like anyone going into my house without me.
43:29Why not?
43:30What am I going to do?
43:30I just don't.
43:32Well, maybe you should come with me, eh?
43:33Because I want to talk to you about inappropriate behaviour.
43:37Your staff making suggestions on my son.
43:39Well, shut up, Dad.
43:40Don't be stupid.
43:42What did you do?
43:43Do anything?
43:45Oh, drama.
43:46Salt me popcorn.
43:49You asked them for six, and I know them all.
43:52That's inappropriate.
43:52All right, all right.
43:53I'll have a word, but come on, Clive.
43:55They're lads.
43:56They banter.
43:57Wasn't it just banter?
43:59Salt's 25 years old.
44:00Exactly.
44:00He's not a kid.
44:01Yeah, and he's not bent.
44:03Oh, so that's the problem.
44:05I did not make a pass at him.
44:06You're kidding me.
44:07I'm not seriously getting bollocked.
44:09It's people your age who insist on these rules for good reason.
44:13And I think this is privacy.
44:15Oh, I saw them.
44:15Saul was laughing.
44:16Why is everything always sex with you lot, eh?
44:18All the time.
44:19And it's not like that with you.
44:21Come on, Clive.
44:21Take me to one of your building sites.
44:23Let me listen to your mates.
44:24I'd be shocked.
44:25Fuck your mother, that man, sir.
44:26I mean, fuck your mother.
44:27Who says that?
44:28I was being professional.
44:30This is my profession.
44:32We're both on OnlyFans.
44:34Look.
44:34And there's Saul.
44:36Salon himself.
44:37Here.
44:38Have it on the group chat.
44:50Anything good?
44:51The person with the lipstick said that you fancied Saul.
44:54I mean, how old are you, Leo?
44:55Clive, look.
44:56He's 6 to 5 in strapping.
44:57I'm allowed to notice.
44:58If you were the mate who had a daughter who was 25 and gorgeous, you'd notice.
45:03Well, it's not my fault that Saul is...
45:06I've got rules about this.
45:07Saul's an employee.
45:08You can't play that.
45:37You're laughing, aren't you?
45:38Just all of you.
45:39You're laughing at filth.
45:40It's just filth.
45:42Deodorants.
45:43You wonder why you get hated.
45:44All right.
45:45You can hate us and blame us all you like, but why don't you sit down with your son, eh?
45:48You're straight son.
45:50You're straight son.
45:50And ask him.
46:17You're straight son.
46:18And he's there.
46:24What do you find?
46:25So?
46:32You sure, brother?
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