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00:01Friends are like stars.
00:04Even when you can't see them, you know they're still there.
00:08And Mike's star will continue to shine
00:12for all of us. Goodbye, Mike.
00:28Do you think we're meant to go off?
00:36I think we're meant to. Do we have to?
00:38Yeah.
00:46You haven't seen it yet?
00:49It's a living thing.
00:53It's a terrible thing to lose.
00:57It's a giving thing.
01:01What a terrible thing to lose.
01:05Do you think April needs saving?
01:07I talked to that man in the foyer, and he was very very boring.
01:10Yeah, I'm probably.
01:12when I die I don't want any of this truth bullshit I only want superlatives he was a
01:18risk taker always the coolest guy in the room he was generous to a fault you will need to say
01:24that
01:24one probably because no one will actually think that you aren't gonna die and you're my best
01:28friend ever and if there was a flood I would husk out my own mother's body and use it as
01:36a canoe to
01:36get you to safety I appreciate that see the size
02:15sorry our friend died sorry
02:24you two stay down here I'll get it
02:50what are you doing
03:11hey I thought you were a ghost did you think being in a crouch position would help you with that
03:16uh yeah I do find that sometimes helps very useful against ghosts I don't I didn't know you're living
03:22here again I'm not I just spoke up with Yanis oh who's Yanis he is my ex I'm doing my
03:32masters with
03:33him I'm sorry it's fine he had the mean gene oh well fuck him then oh when'd you get a
03:42dog hey it's Nancy's
03:44dog so cute how is Nancy uh she's um thriving I would say since we divorced four years ago still
03:53walking her dog yeah well I miss the dog more than I miss Nancy sorry mom didn't say you got
03:59divorce
04:01so you with anyone now nope no why is that I like to think it's because women are intimidated by
04:09my
04:09boyish good looks but um it's probably more to do with the fact that I find it hard to commit
04:14emotionally and I also use humor as a shield and apparently I can be quite selfish and that comes
04:25from two different people so there's something I'm working on a lot of reasons yeah many reasons are you
04:34sure you want to do that last time you got very anxious I'll be fine it won't be a big
04:39one
04:44Steve's really upset I just feel like I should be there for him
04:49you're such a good friend I know right and you're the best husband maybe if we wake up early
05:03we can have sex in the morning sounds good
05:21love you love you oh Al could you close the door please
05:32what are you doing home I'm getting a glass of water you woke me up oh look at you in
05:39your
05:39the cameras in your sweet bed mom sorry sorry go back to bed you got to school tomorrow
05:48love you if you don't want one match well then you can take some
05:51I found it found what what are you doing here what's happened that Yanis and I broke up
06:01yeah I'm fine I feel absolutely no urge to rip his head off and shit in his neck
06:07no great I've decided he has borderline personality disorder sounds right so would it be okay if I
06:15move back in just for a couple weeks of course yay I mean not you know yay but yay
06:28so um we were just about to go back to this thing um for Mike a bunch of us of
06:34um you know telling
06:35stories about him and but we totally I mean we don't have to go out if you'd like me to
06:42stay and keep
06:43you company yeah I'd love for you to stay I'm joking I'm 26 I'll be fine okay if you're sure
06:54yes I'm sure
06:54yeah have fun
07:04how old is this kid I think you had the same bag in 2005 I'm gonna wait for what oh
07:14my god are you
07:15waiting to see if I die from the off coke yeah I'll miss you
07:25our friend died he was in his fifth days do you think that's old we used to go out with
07:31each other
07:32a long time ago we've known each other for over 30 years we had the hacienda she was on the
07:37podium
07:37giving us this other these people you're standing with might be your best friends to your fifth day
07:47how old you think we are I don't know like 60
07:55they have no idea how cool we are
07:58ah I'm a clothes designer he invented the Nicole Richie Bob he's Steve Wilde they stay wild
08:06the wild volumizer do you think you're gonna be cool when you're older most of you won't be
08:12won't be won't be might be won't be won't be might be won't be will be are there any good
08:20jobs with
08:21people stand the whole time doctor yes doctors done yes poor traitors yes maybe I'll cut people's hair on a
08:27two no one's ever gonna remember my unicorn not a manly job son your dad is an asshole
08:34I wish I was in love I wish I was in love and and had a baby just you could
08:44have a baby
08:45man can have babies till they're 90 just have a baby with who there are billions people out there
08:52Steve it's impossible that you won't meet one you like anybody be lucky to have you women our age
08:59can't have babies so there you go no baby for Steve so get a younger one I don't want to
09:04get a younger
09:05one why not younger women are just older women but younger oh no no no don't Alice no don't I'm
09:13not in
09:14the mood no I am I'm gonna find you someone to love you deserve to be loved no I'm not
09:21even sure
09:22that I do no Alice don't please don't Alice don't sorry to bother you do you have boyfriend um no
09:40but
09:41I'm straight yeah yeah yeah it is um my friend over there but he's quite shy but he's the best
09:48person
09:48in the world and he's famous cuts like everybody's hair he's done Emily Blunt Billy Eilish I've invented
09:55the shaggy Bob you know the Nicole Richie one and he's also the sweetest kindest man like ever
10:04and he's got money and I wondered if you want to talk to him okay really yeah okay yes yes
10:20she wants
10:22to talk to you no I don't want to no she's too young I can't why I'm a 50 year
10:27old man and that's
10:28when I'm rounding down no young woman wants a 50 year old man creeping up to there they treat us
10:33like we're orcs you are not an orc I want you to go over there and woo the shit out
10:39of her that's not
10:40a nice phrase kiss her and stay up all night with her she'd be lucky to have you go on
10:51come on wait wait wait don't take Crosby men we're little dogs look gay
10:56oh
10:58I've got it look after Crosby
11:04hi I'm Steve from over there hi Camilla hi so you cut hair well I'm a hairstylist I style hair
11:14hair I don't cut hair style hair with scissors sorry I don't know what I'm doing no I'm doing a
11:19voice it's not my voice this is my voice yeah you have a nice voice oh thank you you too
11:23thank you
11:49hello how may I help you are you Izzy's mom
11:58yes yeah yes I am indeed I'm a one I went to take form with her you were always so
12:07hilarious mrs.
12:10thanks so sweet lovely to see you again one great to see you too
12:26you know Willie Nelson I've been learning Willie Nelson blue skies
12:39nice what happened we had nothing in common how could you not know who the Bee Gees are the Bee
12:49Gees
12:51dangerous
12:52Victor
12:54Chris
13:02what's the
13:05fucking now Lallas you did the course due mouth to mouth
13:09Oh! Come on, do it now!
13:11I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
13:15Okay, tell me exactly what Crosby ingested.
13:24Pills for my heart. I have a heart condition.
13:26What pills?
13:29Can you tell me specifically?
13:33If I give Crosby the wrong medication, it could kill him.
13:35He ate cocaine.
13:36By accident.
13:37It may have been off.
13:42Bognor's a really pretty name.
13:47What if they arrest us?
13:50We could say it wasn't our coke.
13:52It was just on the floor.
13:54I would rather go to jail than Crosby die.
14:02Dogs can't eat chocolate, onion, grapes or class A drugs.
14:06You need to be more careful in future.
14:09I've given him some diazepam and there are a few extras here to give him if he gets distressed in
14:13the night.
14:16I'm so, so sorry.
14:18It's fine. You can't have known that would happen.
14:23It was one of Crosby's eyes bigger than the other.
14:30Don't laugh. It's not funny.
14:32I know, I know.
14:34Have a look.
14:35No, it's the same.
14:37It's the same.
14:38I'm so sorry.
14:42It's okay, boy.
14:43It's okay.
14:45Maybe we should both have one of Crosby's diazepam's.
14:50I'm joking.
14:51Give them to me.
14:58You need anything else?
14:59No.
15:00Okay, well, I'll be up for ages.
15:02So if you need anything at all, even if Crosby's just upset, you just come and get me.
15:08Okay.
15:12I'm right here if you need me.
15:28Hello.
15:29Fuck.
15:30Sorry.
15:32I didn't see you, sorry.
15:33Sorry.
15:34Steve here, obviously.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Yeah, your mum said I could stay.
15:38It's been a bit of a big night.
15:40Why are you under the duvet like that?
15:42Uh, yep, fair question.
15:46I noticed very briefly that you're not wearing trousers, so I thought this would be less awkward,
15:54but it was...
15:55Yeah.
15:55Yeah, maybe it isn't.
15:57Okay.
15:57Well, it's all right.
15:58Don't worry about it.
15:59I was just getting another drink.
16:01Do you want one?
16:03Yes, please.
16:12So, how bad was your day from one to ten?
16:15Oh, it was a strong eight.
16:19What about yours?
16:20Uh, yeah.
16:22Yeah, eight seems about right.
16:44So, why did Nancy break up with you?
16:46Oh, God.
16:48Um, okay, well, yeah, let's discuss this.
16:53Apparently, um, I didn't do anything, as in I only reacted, and also was a lazy fucker,
17:01according to her, who it's not mine.
17:04Now, what about you?
17:08Um, he said that I was too emotional, and that I said sorry and I love you too much.
17:16What a shit you are.
17:18I know.
17:19How could you do that to him?
17:20Yeah.
17:21And the sad thing is, I didn't even really mean it.
17:25Like, I was just pretending to be nice and hiding all my dark shit.
17:31Clever move.
17:32I do that too.
17:33Definitely want to hide that.
17:37What was the final thing that pushed him over?
17:41I think I was talking about my wedding.
17:45Oh.
17:46Were you guys engaged?
17:48No.
17:49No.
17:49Um, I didn't even imagine him being there.
17:52I was mostly just thinking about the dress and the hair.
17:54Who were you marrying?
17:55No, really, I was just thinking about the dress and the hair.
18:00Well, if you ever need a stylist, free.
18:03Totally free.
18:10I can't believe you're single.
18:15If you'd seen me earlier tonight, you would absolutely believe I'm single and will always
18:19be single.
18:22I just, I hadn't noticed it before, but you are weirdly hot.
18:28Yeah.
18:32I'm not sure about the use of the word weirdly.
18:36Weirdly.
18:37Yeah.
18:39Maybe you have a weird smell.
18:41Probably.
18:42Apparently it's all about smells.
18:59Smell really nice.
19:01That's nice.
19:03That's nice.
19:09Do I smell nice?
19:16Hmm.
19:44He never usually leaves this early.
19:50I can't bear it if he's angry with me.
19:52What?
19:52Why would he be angry with you?
19:58I left my bag on the floor and Crosby ate something out of it.
20:04Oh.
20:05No, I don't think so.
20:07I saw Crosby last night, seemed completely fine.
20:09And, er, Steve's probably just a bit rattled about Mike and the funeral and stuff.
20:15You all right?
20:17Of course you're right.
20:18Oh!
20:22Ah!
20:23I laugh at your home.
20:27Is it selfish that I'm so happy at your back?
20:29Yes!
20:30Yes!
20:31Yes!
20:31Yeah, you're right.
20:31It's horrible.
20:32Sorry.
20:33Am I allowed to go and kill Yanis now?
20:35No.
20:37You do know I'd kill for you, don't you?
20:41I'd happily smoosh his smug little face.
20:47Ooh, maybe that's Steve.
20:48Ooh!
20:54Oh!
20:56Hi.
20:57I'm Rome.
20:59Hi.
21:00Hi.
21:01Oh!
21:02Your dom's Fred.
21:03Coming.
21:04Coming.
21:06Um, my mum gets overly excited, so I'd stick to yes or no answers if I were you.
21:11And if she starts dancing, then look away.
21:17Um, Rome, would you be angry with me if I'd almost killed your dog?
21:27Yes.
21:32I'm going to call Steve.
21:44Hey, this is Steve Wild.
21:46Please leave a message.
21:47Okay, call me.
21:49I'm worried that you were tired and you pulled a towel too hard from your linen closet and
21:54you've been crushed underneath it.
21:55Please don't hate me.
21:56Love you.
21:57Okay, bye.
21:59Hey, this is Steve Wild.
22:00Please leave a message.
22:02Okay.
22:02It's been over two days and now I'm worried that you're dead.
22:05Can you just text me to say you're alive?
22:08Love you.
22:09I love you.
22:10Goodbye.
22:11Bye.
22:13Bye.
22:14Do you love me?
22:17Yes, I love you.
22:21And you trust me?
22:24I'm not sure.
22:28Do you know me?
22:32You don't know me.
22:36You can't trust me
22:39I don't know
22:48Oh.
22:50Why are you not answering your phone?
22:54I know I shouldn't have come here, but I'm finding it surprisingly hard to stop thinking about you.
23:00I'm sorry. I should never have...
23:02Oh, don't apologise.
23:03I mean, that was... that was excellent sex, was it not?
23:09Did... did you like it?
23:12Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:13Very much.
23:14Okay.
23:16Very much. But as good as it was, we can... we can never do it again.
23:22You're probably right.
23:24You're right.
23:25Yeah.
23:27Good.
23:28Good.
23:29Yeah.
23:31Hmm.
23:34It was really good, though.
23:35Oh, my God. It was so good.
23:36It was so good.
23:37Some of those things I had never, ever tried before.
23:40But we can't do that for your mum.
23:41No, no, no, no. I'm not saying we keep doing it. I was just replaying it in my head a
23:47little bit.
23:47Because of mum, right.
23:48But we can't do it because your mum is my best friend.
23:51So we never tell her...
23:53Oh, no.
23:54No, no.
23:55No, definitely not.
23:57Yes.
23:58I mean, yes, no, we can't.
24:00We definitely can't tell her.
24:02Just out of interest, if I wasn't her daughter, would you have asked me out?
24:12Yeah.
24:15Okay.
24:17Okay.
24:19Where...
24:19Where would you have taken me?
24:21To eat food.
24:23I love eating food.
24:24Do you?
24:25We have so much in common.
24:26It's one of the things you would have experienced, but unfortunately you can't.
24:29Oh.
24:30So...
24:30Well, what's your favourite food?
24:32Italian.
24:32Spaghetti vongole.
24:34I love spaghetti vongole.
24:35Really?
24:36Yes.
24:37Favourite song?
24:38You won't even know the song.
24:40You're too young.
24:41But it always makes me cry.
24:43Blue Skies.
24:44Willie Nelson.
24:46Blue skies shining at me.
24:50Nothing but blue skies do I see.
25:02Tell me something I won't like about you.
25:04Quick.
25:04I hate swimming.
25:05Well, I hate swimming too, so that's no good.
25:07I don't like football.
25:08I loathe it.
25:08I hate the cold.
25:09I don't like the cold either.
25:10You'd like the cold.
25:11It's too cold.
25:11I particularly like being too hot either.
25:14Ah.
25:14Well, I like the heat.
25:17So we're not compatible.
25:18Yeah, I know.
25:20That's good.
25:21That's good.
25:29The...
25:29Someone's at the door.
25:33Are you sure?
25:35Yes.
25:38You should go up in the door.
25:40You should go up in the door.
25:41Go.
25:43Go.
25:44I'm going.
25:53I'm very cross with you.
25:55Now, let me in.
25:56Because I come bearing gifts.
26:02Um, why don't we go for a walk?
26:05Leave this here and we'll go for a nice walk.
26:07What do you mean walk?
26:08No, no walk.
26:09Come on, fire up the telly.
26:10I've got clothes for Crosby.
26:11Wait till you see them.
26:14I've got treats for you both.
26:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
26:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:20No.
26:21Oh.
26:23What are you doing here?
26:27Are you trying to fix our fight?
26:31Oh, darling.
26:33Oh, that's so sweet.
26:35But we're fine, aren't we?
26:36We're fine.
26:37Mm.
26:38Mm-hmm.
26:40I slept with Steve.
26:46Sorry?
26:48We, um, we slept together the night that Steve stayed over at ours.
26:54But it's not what you think.
26:57I like him.
26:58I actually really, really like him.
27:00And I think he might like me.
27:04And I know this must hurt, Mum.
27:06I see that.
27:08But I want to keep seeing him.
27:15That's really funny.
27:32Silver and sunshine, that's what our love is made of.
27:38So precious and bright, how wonderful is our love.
27:46Cherries and roses, that's what our hearts believe in.
27:53So sweet and so right, how wonderful is our love.
27:59In these dark and angry times, when other loves fall through.
28:05Safe inside each other's arms, our love is bright and new.
28:12In these dark and northern nap.
28:12Yeah, let's see you next time.
28:13In these green partnerships, I'm watching you next time.
28:14I'll come back sup.
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