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Two.Weeks.in.August.2026.S01E04
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00:00Someone's made a complaint to HR. Essentially, the complaint is about me.
00:04My dad just turned 42.
00:06I don't give a shit how old you are.
00:09Dan did something he probably regrets now.
00:11You think he kissed her?
00:13It just told me everything.
00:15Something's happening to me. I've been kind of seeing things.
00:19You are the best person that I know.
00:22I don't want to be good anymore. I want to be happy.
00:47I don't want to be happy.
01:00I don't want to be happy.
01:06I don't want to be happy.
01:20I don't want to be happy.
01:21Can someone tell me why we're here?
01:23Because when posh people invite you to their party, you go.
01:26Is it definitely fancy dress?
01:28I mean, it better be.
01:30It's certainly not just drinks and nibbles, is it?
01:32No, no, it was on the invitation.
01:33Did we RSVP? I don't think we did it.
01:35Uh, who?
01:48Oh.
01:49Oh, hello.
01:50Hello.
01:52Hello.
02:00It's a cake, right?
02:01Oh, you must have some of it.
02:04Oh, callous-up-pate.
02:06Good day.
02:06Welcome.
02:07Wow.
02:08Well, what would everyone like to drink?
02:09G&T?
02:10Vino?
02:11Or who wants to try some of my punch?
02:13I call this...
02:14Hi.
02:15My Jules de Bacchanal.
02:18It's lethal.
02:21Good girl.
02:22Get it down, yes.
02:23Who's next?
02:24You go.
02:26Aphrodite, am I right?
02:28Yeah.
02:29You can always rely on Aphrodite to bring the party.
02:32Where's hubby?
02:33Is he babysitting?
02:34It's not babysitting when they're your kids, is it?
02:39Absolutely not.
02:41Your house is amazing.
02:42Oh, God, it was a total hovel when we first bought it.
02:46But now we adore it.
02:46Oh, we do, we do.
02:48Please, go and mingle.
02:51I love that you brought your rent, boy.
02:54Sorry?
02:57Oh, hello, come in.
02:58Hi.
03:00Welcome. Punch for this one, too.
03:02Oh, thank you.
03:03Of course.
03:04Oh, you both came and Aphrodite.
03:06Was that deliberate?
03:08Oh, well, I thought she was going to do the sheet, too.
03:10But, um, it's fine.
03:12This is gorgeous.
03:14Oh, um, yeah, it's from home.
03:17Good for you.
03:19And what's this one, come as?
03:21I'm the mine at all.
03:24Not playing the game, eh?
03:26It's a gods and monsters party, isn't it?
03:28I mean the game, darling.
03:38Where the fuck are we?
03:40And where have all these people come from?
03:42Oh, come on, it's funny.
03:44We're having a random adventure like we used to.
03:47Single girls together again.
03:50I'm free.
03:51It's a big moment for me.
03:53Yeah.
03:53Mm-hmm.
03:54How do you mean?
03:57We've broken up.
03:58What?
04:00We've split up and broken up.
04:02No, you haven't.
04:03You had an argument.
04:03Do you think we should stay out here or is it more fun inside?
04:06You've got kids.
04:07What's going to happen to them?
04:09It'll be fine.
04:10We'll co-parent.
04:12Like, it was just a kiss.
04:14I know you're upset.
04:16I'm not upset.
04:17I'm relieved.
04:19I'm excited.
04:20I'm so excited.
04:21This is one of those nights where you don't know what's going to happen.
04:33She's being weird, isn't she?
04:35They've split up.
04:38What?
04:39Actions have consequences, Jessica.
04:56Hey.
04:57Hi.
04:59Can you come in the pool now, Daddy?
05:01No, not now.
05:03Sorry.
05:06Do you ever stay in bed like when you hurt your leg?
05:10No.
05:10No.
05:12No, I'm just a bit tired.
05:15Hey, can you go find land?
05:26Come on.
05:28You're coming.
05:36Okay.
05:37I'm looking up there.
05:39Throw it to me.
05:41Oh, yeah.
05:42Did you get it for me?
05:44I don't know if I could have made a kiss.
05:47I think it goes on and on.
05:49Yeah.
05:49It goes on and on.
05:50They love the tape.
05:52That's amazing.
05:53They want me to go to LA for a chemistry read.
05:56I knew they'd want you.
05:57Well done.
05:58You look beautiful, by the way.
06:00Oh, thanks.
06:05It's a film based on those books you love.
06:08Shadow Mate.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Yeah.
06:11I've sort of grown out of those, but that's amazing.
06:16I think we should celebrate.
06:19Yeah.
06:20You need to have more fun.
06:21Come with me.
06:21Come on.
06:22Come on.
06:37Come on.
07:01This is one of my mean ads, Claire, wonderful painter, animals mostly, lots of her work
07:08all around the place. Oh, watch out for Claire when it comes to Sparagmoss. It's when everyone
07:14goes mad and tears each other apart. Oh, it's the, um, after party, if you will. Deathless
07:21Aphrodite, oh, terrible enchantress. This is from Arachne's little harbour atelier, isn't
07:27it? So expensive, but woven from the lunar silk moths so it'll last forever. Who have
07:36you come as? I don't do fancy dress. I'm an actor. Oh, of course you are. Looking like
07:41that. Would we have seen you in anything? We love gritty urban drama. It's our favourite
07:46genre. He, um, he's about to play a centaur, actually. Oh, well, why shouldn't you? I mean,
07:53anyone can play anything now, can't they? It's fabulous how many more opportunities there
07:56are in the arts for people from all over the world, all different kinds of backgrounds.
07:59You went to Harrow, so. Yeah. Goodness. You're an old boy, too. I knew it. Oh, God. Stop
08:10banging on about your bloody school. No one cares. Am I right? How long have you been married?
08:19Oh, God, no, we're not. We're not married. We just, do you know what? You should do fancy
08:25dress. I've just come back. I've seen them. Come on. There's this guy. Yes. You look amazing.
08:37Yes. I look at you. Do you know what I was thinking? Cheers.
08:47Cheers. Good afternoon or evening. What time is it there? Hi, Natalie. Thanks for coming
09:09on. It's such a notice. You're so welcome. I've got Greg with me. Hi, Natalie. I've jumped in
09:14in this. It's allowed to move pretty quickly up through the levels, as you can imagine.
09:18Nice to see you, Greg. And I've also got Suzanne, Sir, Dominique and Maria, the whole senior
09:22management team who, obviously, you know. Yes. Hi, guys. Hi, Matt. Let's start with the
09:30nature of the complaint, which is in and of itself extremely serious as it involves an accusation
09:35of sexual harassment. Sorry, what? We understand the complainant was primarily concerned with
09:41unwanted comments on his appearance. This... I'm totally... And the subsequent unwanted
09:45contact with him? It'd be great to get your take on that. Well, I've been away. Did you
09:50send something to his home address? What? Did you send a box of baked goods? He said they
09:54arrived this morning. Oh, yes. The cupcakes. But they were just a gesture of goodwill.
09:59The victim feels that these were intended to put pressure on him and to drop him the complaint.
10:03The victim? Debbie, this is me. He's also celiac, so it could be construed as menacing or
10:08an act of coercion. Why would I be coercing him? Well, unfortunately, we are going to have
10:13to escalate this to a formal grievance and suspend you pending a full investigation.
10:17Are you serious?
10:22Oh, sorry. Oh, no. No, after you. Please. Thanks.
10:37So, you're here on holiday? Yeah. And how do you know the hosts? I'll be dying.
10:45They like to collect people. Like king and a queen. They gather a court around them. Very
10:55so strange. Thank you. Cheers.
11:06More than likely. Well, maybe in a family. Hey. Hey.
11:12Can I talk to you quickly?
11:15Yeah.
11:28Are you following me around?
11:36You're having a good time?
11:38No.
11:42Oh, uh, Avery, can you give us a moment, please?
11:50And you.
11:50Uh, I'll scarcely say please.
11:55Please.
12:11I'm sorry.
12:14What, Phil?
12:17Uh, well, I mean, Dan made a mistake.
12:22But I'm sorry about that.
12:26I know it's made things weird, and I'm just, I really am. I'm just, I'm so sorry.
12:32So I apologise.
12:34You did me a favour.
12:37Seriously.
13:22Yeah?
13:31Guys, where's Leah?
13:32Come on, you shouldn't be out here without an adult.
13:36What's all the screaming?
13:37Someone had my cake.
13:40Okay.
13:43Um...
13:45Henry, did you eat this cake?
13:48It's important, Henry.
13:49You have a nut allergy and there are nuts in this, aren't there?
13:52Did you eat it?
13:54You ate it.
13:56Guys, you're not in any trouble.
13:58Just tell me, did Henry have any at all?
14:00No.
14:01Yes.
14:02Um, what does that mean?
14:04Uh, what do we do now, Henry?
14:06Um, how bad is your allergy?
14:08How long does it take to happen?
14:10Minutes or...
14:12No?
14:13Leah will know.
14:13Leah!
14:17That's something you have to believe in.
14:20Yeah.
14:26I think I've just been worrying about what other people think too much, you know?
14:30I've been worrying about that all my life.
14:32I hear that.
14:34There's a lot of shame attached.
14:37Exactly.
14:38When you start thinking about your relationship history and maybe it's you, you know, maybe you're picking wrong people.
14:44Right.
14:45You blame yourself.
14:47But actually, it's not your fault if other people aren't ready to commit to you.
14:51And just because someone's your age or older, it doesn't mean they're more mature or ready for a relationship.
14:57I mean, we know that, right?
14:58You still get blindsided and hurt.
15:03It's like, how do you let yourself trust someone?
15:05How do you know?
15:07You know?
15:08It's scary.
15:11But I think you do know.
15:14Who cares what other people think?
15:17Maybe you have to take a risk and trust it.
15:27No, no, no, no, no.
15:28Don't drink that.
15:30You don't know what's in it.
15:37Henry, how do you feel?
15:38Will you just talk to me, please?
15:39Is he going to be okay?
15:40I don't know.
15:42Okay, look.
15:44Can you do your lips?
15:46Do they feel balloony?
15:48Your throat?
15:49Open your mouth.
15:50Okay, airway?
15:51Is it constricted at all?
15:52Okay, do you have an EpiPen?
15:56No, where do you want me to have to keep the medicine?
15:59Oh, Jesus.
16:05Guys, come on!
16:08Okay, look.
16:09I'll take you to mommy.
16:11Why is there never any reception?
16:16What's happening?
16:18Where the fuck have you been?
16:20I had to make a phone call.
16:23He ate nuts.
16:24He's fucking got a nut allergy.
16:25He doesn't have a nut allergy.
16:28What?
16:29Just thinks he has a nut allergy because all the other kids have it.
16:33It's fashionable.
16:35And he puked one time when he ate a whole jar of peanut butter.
16:40Oh, my God.
16:44Where are you going?
16:44Paris.
16:46Yeah?
16:48Uh, oui.
16:49No.
16:55You all right?
17:10What is this place?
17:13Come on, come on, come on.
17:18Look at this.
17:24Wow.
17:26That's...
17:29I want to see that bedroom.
17:31I want to see that bedroom.
17:57Oh, wow.
17:59Oh, things have happened in here.
18:05Oh, they definitely have.
18:08Shut the door.
18:17Who's this guy?
18:19Wow.
18:21Hmm.
18:22Terrifying.
18:26Is he all right?
18:28Because he doesn't look comfortable.
18:36Oh, my God.
18:40Centaur.
18:41No way.
18:43Definitely means something, right?
18:46Yeah.
18:56Hide.
18:57Come on, come on.
18:59Come on, come on, come on.
19:11I always used to do stupid things at parties, didn't I?
19:14Yeah.
19:17Do you remember graduation night?
19:20I ran off and climbed that tree and you found me hiding up there.
19:25And you didn't say what you're doing.
19:28You just left and climbed up next to me.
19:34And we watched the sun come up.
19:39Do you remember that?
19:42I do remember.
20:08I just don't understand why you can't stay until, like, tomorrow.
20:12I told you all right.
20:14I don't need this shitty job.
20:15I have a trust fund.
20:17And where would I stay, huh?
20:19For you?
20:21Leia, don't go.
20:23He's really upset.
20:24Can't you see that?
20:24Does that not bother you at all?
20:25He's not my kid.
20:27Okay?
20:28Look, I'm sorry, Henry.
20:29You're a good boy, but your parents don't look after you very well.
20:33What?
20:33Huh?
20:34They're all very selfish.
20:35Oh, I'm sorry.
20:36We're selfish.
20:37I don't have kids.
20:40You're so busy looking up your assholes that you don't even see what you have in your
20:42hands.
20:44Is that like a French saying, or?
20:47It's fine, okay?
20:49You're right.
20:50Let's go.
20:53How will you even get to the airport?
20:55There's a boat today, and my dad booked me a taxi.
20:58Good for you.
20:59Godspeed.
21:00I can do this.
21:01I'll be fine.
21:03Au revoir.
21:06Bonne chance.
21:21You look nice in those trousers.
21:25Now, did that make you feel uncomfortable?
21:27Absolutely not.
21:29Did he look good in the trousers?
21:32Yes, but apparently I should have said the trousers look good.
21:36Not him, because then apparently it wouldn't be sexual harassment.
21:41And no one's allowed to flirt anymore?
21:43No.
21:44It's not like I'm his boss.
21:47I mean, technically, I'm his line manager.
21:50Dave should be flattered.
21:52Ancient civilizations understood the anarchic nature of courtship.
21:57When Zeus wanted Ganymede, he just transformed into an eagle, picked him up in his talons, and had his wicked
22:04way with it.
22:04Ganymede didn't mind.
22:06He'd just been fucked by a god.
22:07Yeah, sure.
22:08Well, all the gods were at it.
22:11They'd all be cancelled now, I guess, eh?
22:13They definitely would.
22:15Dave sounds like a sniveling little snowflake to me.
22:19Yes.
22:19You know what to do.
22:21Oh.
22:25Oh.
22:26Oh.
22:31Okay.
22:33Oh, it's ringing.
22:38Hi, Debbie.
22:40It's Natalie.
22:42Oh, I'm sorry.
22:44Did I wake you?
22:46I just want to say, fuck your job.
22:52Bye.
22:54Yes.
22:55Yes.
22:57Yes.
22:58Who wants a normal job like that anyway, darling?
23:03When things go wrong, sell up, move, start again.
23:08It's always been my rule of thumb.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Yeah.
23:15I just quit my job.
23:18I'm free.
23:21Congratulations.
23:28We're, like, out in the world, like, connection.
23:31It's so...
23:32Hi.
23:33Hi.
23:34This is Andros.
23:36Hey.
23:37Hi.
23:37Have you seen how late it is?
23:39How the hell did that happen?
23:39This place is a time warp.
23:44Oh, this is...
23:45This is my husband, Stefanos.
23:47Hi.
23:48Hi.
23:49Um, this is Jacob, my boyfriend.
23:54Hi.
23:55Hey.
23:56Someone's hosting their own divorce party.
24:01Jesus is having a good time.
24:03I think when you end a marriage, you have to process it your own way.
24:06What do you mean, end a marriage?
24:08You haven't heard.
24:10It's sad.
24:11But sometimes, if you're not happy, it's better to be apart, isn't it?
24:14It's unfair to stay, actually.
24:24Hey.
24:25Can you come down?
24:27Come on.
24:28No.
24:29Get down, please.
24:31Come on.
24:31Come on.
24:32I'm serious.
24:34Come on.
24:36I mean, it's not even dangerous.
24:41What the hell's going on?
24:43What?
24:45I didn't know you and Dan.
24:48Oh, yeah.
24:50Why didn't you say anything?
24:54I don't know.
24:55I don't know.
24:57It's not.
25:00You can't just do that.
25:03You can't just do that to Dan.
25:06It's not all right, you know?
25:08You need to stop.
25:10Take a minute and think about what you're doing.
25:14And I mean that in the best way as your friend.
25:35I think it's sometimes helpful when you feel overwhelmed to think that
25:41you're just a tiny speck in a huge, mysterious universe.
25:46And it's okay not to understand it.
25:50All you need to do is just be present.
25:53In the now.
25:57Breathing.
26:00You know?
26:20We were thinking if you guys would like to come upstairs with us.
26:27Oh, right.
26:29I mean, wow.
26:31That's...
26:32That's so kind of you.
26:51Your dad wants to go.
26:57He, um, has to leave in the morning.
27:03I'm sorry if that spells the rest of the holiday for you.
27:10Probably won't feel that different though.
27:13I know.
27:30You know if you wanted your first time to be on this holiday tonight, it would be a good time
27:35to do it.
27:38Hot random, at a mad party, you'd have a good story to tell when you're older.
27:43Honestly, that's the best you can hope for, really.
27:46I don't even know if he likes me.
27:49Um, of course he likes you.
27:56I'll take care of you, Dad, for you.
28:00Just go for it.
28:08Hmm.
28:36Having a moment, darling.
28:39If you're feeling sick, best to do a Roman vom.
28:42Bring it all up now, and then you can start again with a body and coke.
28:47I'm sorry, I don't really know what I'm doing.
28:51I...
28:51Things have gone a bit wrong.
28:55Oh, sweetheart, are they being mean?
29:00I can see you're at a very emotionally challenging moment in your life.
29:05You're a bud trying to bloom.
29:08A caterpillar trying to wriggle out of your little chrysalis and become a big, sexy butterfly.
29:14But they won't let you, will they?
29:19I'm happy you found these three.
29:23You know who they are, don't you?
29:26Yeah.
29:27The Mori.
29:28The fates.
29:31Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos.
29:34The maiden, the mother, the hag.
29:37They decide your destiny when you're born.
29:40The golden thread is your life.
29:42And when Atropos cuts the thread, that's when you die.
29:48Death isn't necessarily bad, darling.
29:52It can mean change.
29:54Transformation, like the hanging man in Tarot.
29:58I've kind of been seeing them around since I got here.
30:05Well, that's because they're trying to tell you something, aren't they?
30:09Yeah.
30:12What do you think they're trying to tell me?
30:15They're your connection to all the mysteries of your future.
30:20They've sent you signs, and you have to trust them.
30:23Follow them.
30:24Let them lead you.
30:27This island is deeply connected to the Mori, of course.
30:31There's a temple here where offerings were made to them.
30:35Sometimes even sacrifices.
30:40I think I've been here before.
30:43And I think there's a reason I came back here.
30:46So do I.
30:48I see you, darling.
30:51I know that you're a seer, like me.
30:54You see, because you seek.
30:59You're a huntress.
31:01And tonight, you hunt.
31:23You're a huntress.
31:26You're a huntress.
31:29You're a huntress.
31:38You're a huntress.iuie.
31:43You're a
31:46wolves. But I don't
31:51want you toa Sadlyon. I know that you've
31:51But I am. I mean,
31:51you're a you,
31:51too.
32:07Who wants to play a game?
32:09I do.
32:13That's my girl.
32:16In this jar, there are two black stones.
32:20The two who pick them out.
32:22They must kiss each other.
32:25Sort of ancient Greek spin the bottle, if you like.
32:30And it's compulsory.
32:40All right?
32:42Yeah.
32:43All right.
33:06Let's go.
33:12Oh, that would have been fun.
33:21Never mind, never mind.
33:32Hmm, look at that.
33:39Mm-hmm.
33:46Go on.
33:48You know you want to.
33:56Oh!
34:02Ah, here we are.
34:09Oh!
34:11Oh!
34:12Oh!
34:14Oh!
34:15Oh!
34:18Oh!
34:30Oh!
34:33Oh!
36:35One of you must choose.
36:37So who will?
36:39Hmm?
36:41Who will decide?
36:49You.
36:52Yes, you.
36:53Come here.
36:59I'm sorry, me?
37:02You choose.
37:04Who is the most beautiful woman here tonight?
37:12I'm not joking, kiddo.
37:13You have to choose.
37:15There'll be consequences for you if you get it wrong.
37:18Mate.
37:19Come on.
37:23I'm sorry.
37:24I don't understand.
37:26So now you can't speak English?
37:28It's not hard.
37:31Her?
37:34Her?
37:38Her?
37:41Her?
37:42Who is it?
37:42Who is the most beautiful?
37:45Who is the most beautiful?
37:48Her?
37:56I don't think we should play this anymore.
37:57My party.
37:59My party.
38:00I'm Lord of the Bacchanal.
38:05And I demand that you choose.
38:09Don't get it wrong.
38:13Don't anger the gods.
38:24Who is it?
38:27Come on.
38:28It's just a game.
39:07You made the wrong choice, my friend.
39:11my wife is the most beautiful woman here she is a goddess
39:24now get the fuck out of my house put the gun down i want him out of my house
39:31i mean who does he think he is coming in here trying to sully
39:37your daughter
39:41it's a disgrace
40:00his face
40:05come on music music
40:20thank you guys thank you
40:28we really enjoyed that
40:48let's go
40:51what what are you doing
40:52i'm gonna head
40:54no stay the party's not over yet the night is young
40:57sorry seriously it's time to go home
41:22so open up the door
41:27cause we've time to give
41:31and i'm feeling it so much more
41:36open up your door
41:48love is so hard to find
41:56and even harder to find
42:03oh
42:04open up the door
42:10and i've never been so sure
42:17oh
42:18open up the door
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