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00:18You
00:35This isn't murder, it's an execution.
01:06Fall in love with someone you should not fall in love with.
01:13Come on, come on!
01:30You make me feel underneath and I'm in love with.
01:44Come on, Ben!
01:47Come on, Ben!
01:49Come on, Ben!
02:09Excuse me, I'm looking for Connor.
02:12I think he's up on the roof.
02:13On the Bishop Street side.
02:16Thanks.
02:17Right, Josh.
02:19Cheers.
02:37How's you getting?
02:38I was just passing.
02:39How's it going?
02:40You're passing ten floors up.
02:41How's that happen?
02:42There's no jobs, Clive.
02:43I've got nothing.
02:44Yeah, I was just wondering because, you know, I've found myself free.
02:47I don't need you.
02:48You can do anything.
02:50Where's that lad who used to work for you?
02:51Yeah.
02:52Francis, where's he now?
02:53I got rid of him.
02:54I'll tell you where he is.
02:55He's working for Ashbury's.
02:57And do you know what?
02:57He's happy.
02:59Proper little smiler he is.
03:00Not when he was with you.
03:01He was miserable as sin.
03:03Because you bullied him.
03:04Night and day.
03:05He was useless.
03:05He was good, Clive.
03:06You stamped on him.
03:07I said, no, I don't have any jobs.
03:09Because no-one likes working with you.
03:11You're the fucking misery, truth be told.
03:13Will you employ a ride, Josh?
03:14Yes, I will.
03:15What's wrong with him?
03:18He just works with shorts over your hair, but I don't like-
03:21Well, if you do-
03:22I won't.
03:22But there is something.
03:24You can tell your lot I said thanks.
03:27What do you mean?
03:27I've been on sites like these since I was 16 years old.
03:30And I saved Clive.
03:32Saved like a dog right from the start.
03:34Because I thought I'd like a nice life one day.
03:36Just me and the missus nice little life.
03:37And I got one.
03:38Tiny little farmhouse.
03:40It was a wreck, but I'd done it up.
03:42Ten years it took me.
03:43Now it's all done.
03:44My retirement all set up.
03:47Except I can go there for 90 days.
03:49That's all.
03:50Just 90 sodding days.
03:52Because it's in France, isn't it?
03:5490 days and I've got to go home, thanks to your lot.
03:57Now I'm voting leave.
03:59For you.
04:00Piss off.
04:01Bye.
04:36I can pay you 120 a day.
04:38You can do bar work for that.
04:40But I'm paying two wages, sick pay for bugs and now his replacement.
04:43I can give you six days and that's it.
05:04Do you mind not eating in the hall?
05:07Eh?
05:08It's like a DOS house.
05:09Some of us have got to live here.
05:12Are you going to be turning the electric off again?
05:15You should have got a letter.
05:16I did.
05:16And I read it.
05:17And it was a photocopy.
05:18It wasn't specific to this place.
05:20So, I don't trust you for a second.
05:27Diane.
05:29Flat five.
05:33Clive.
05:35See you Clive.
05:37See you Clive.
05:47Patrol!
05:49Please stop!
05:50Stop!
05:50Stop!
05:51Yeah!
05:54100 pounds in the bank.
05:58Right.
05:58Your second go.
06:00Good luck.
06:03Please.
06:04Please.
06:15That's what I like to see.
06:17Hard at work.
06:20Where's your little mates?
06:22Oh, you know what it's like.
06:23Same old story.
06:24New job across town and off they go.
06:27If I was in charge, I wouldn't allow it.
06:30Oh, so...
06:31So you're not the boss then?
06:33No, not me, no.
06:35If I was running this, I'd be finished by now.
06:39Well...
06:40That would be a shame.
06:43So, packed his stuff, chucked him out.
06:45That wasn't the end of it though, because he'd left all these bills unpaid.
06:49I found them!
06:51He'd stuffed them away, hidden them like a squirrel.
06:54There was council tax, electricity, some of them going back months.
06:58I said, what's all this?
06:59He said, I just panic.
07:01I said, what do you mean you just panic?
07:04He said, it's me dyslexia.
07:06Oh God, I bet it, yeah.
07:08That's just a bloody excuse, isn't it?
07:10That's what I said.
07:11You know, there's no such thing as dyslexia.
07:13Oh my God, that's exactly what I said.
07:15I've been saying that to him for years.
07:17It's just a fraud, you know, it's like this billion dollar industry.
07:20Oh my God, you are like a voice in the wilderness.
07:23This is too good to be true.
07:25Come on, tell me, is there a Mrs Clive, eh?
07:29Because there is, isn't there?
07:31Yeah, yeah, Marie.
07:34Been married 24 years.
07:36Two boys, Saul and George.
07:38Old fashioned names?
07:40Yeah.
07:42And how are you, you and Marie?
07:45Yeah, we're okay.
07:48Well, both a bit knackered.
07:53I'm in the bad books.
07:57I've been for a very long time.
08:02Why?
08:08Go easy, it cost me a door.
08:13I just, er, I just made a mistake, you know.
08:16So we went on holiday to Scarborough, to this, erm, caravan park.
08:21And, er, there was this woman, cos, erm, they had this restaurant,
08:25well, it was like a cafe thing and she worked there.
08:28Patricia.
08:29Patricia.
08:29Yeah, listen, er, it's just been a long time since anyone fancied me
08:33and Patricia, she was like, she was looking, you know, and I kinda...
08:36Well, to be fair, I was puzzled.
08:38Get to the point.
08:39Well, I slept with her.
08:44And just one night they had this barbecue and, erm,
08:50Marie found out and kaboom, you know, that was it.
08:55Never forgiven, to this day.
08:57And I mean never, ever forgiven.
08:59I mean never.
09:04And I've paid the price for that, to this sudden day I have.
09:07Huh.
09:08How did she find out?
09:10Erm, well, I told her.
09:13Well, what did you do that for?
09:17Well, I've let me lessen now, haven't I?
09:22So you won't tell her next time?
09:27No.
09:32There's a little Italian, Bollamore Road.
09:35Friday night they do two courses for 15 quid.
09:38Fancy it?
09:40No.
10:00I'll tell Stuart I said hello.
10:00Hi, I'm Arthur.
10:01Tell Stuart I said hello.
10:31Let's go.
10:47Let's go.
11:02Let's go.
11:04Let's go.
11:05Let's go.
11:07Let's go.
11:08Let's go.
11:08Oh, you don't mind, do you?
11:10No.
11:10Girlfriend?
11:11Yeah.
11:11It's my girlfriend.
11:13She's gone.
11:14She's very excited.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:18You don't mind.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19I'm sorry.
11:19You're my girlfriend.
11:20You're my girlfriend.
11:22Oh, thank you.
11:24She says, thanks.
11:26You're welcome.
11:27I'm sorry.
11:30You're welcome.
11:41I'm sorry.
11:42What?
11:45I'm sorry.
11:46You're welcome, paix.
11:47Oh, can you please?
11:49You're welcome.
11:53You're welcome.
11:56At some kind.
11:59At some kind of harm.
12:13Oh, cool!
12:40you're not allowed to take tapes buy us something thank you very much you give me 10 pounds you know
12:47for you yeah
13:08well you didn't stand me up that's a good sign you look smart i was gonna make a bit more
13:17of an
13:18effort but um christine phone just as i got in and i said not now christine but she wouldn't stop
13:22right because i wanted to say um i think i should make it clear that there's not going to be
13:30any sex
13:33who said there was no one there's not let me sit down for fuck's sake
13:43i just think i should explain um because with patricia that was the woman in the caravan
13:49bar yeah yeah i know who she is yeah well i didn't sleep with her
13:56okay i mean there was a moment you know i mean she was she was looking all the time
14:01i mean marie noticed she said look she's looking and and there was this big barbecue
14:05thing but i didn't nothing happened we did not
14:12and what do you want hey a medal just think you should know that's all
14:17then why did you say you did
14:23because it would make her cross
14:25who who marie your wife yeah hang on you didn't just tell me you slept with patricia you told
14:33your wife you slept with patricia when you didn't yeah you made it all up you lied to your wife
14:39for
14:40how long what you know only six years she's been punishing you for six years for nothing
14:49does she know now have you told her does she know the truth no jesus christ clive i mean jesus
14:57christ
14:57why did you lie in the first place because i thought it would make me look um
15:23well i will say it was the most interesting thing about you
15:31don't say anything don't make a fuss
15:36don't do that to me
16:23don't do that
16:34So, what happened?
16:37Just, um, nothing much.
16:41Stuart's really boring since he got that job,
16:43and Brody's got work tomorrow, so...
16:48Where are the boys?
16:50Out.
16:54Still, um, Friday night.
17:20I was thinking, the boys...
17:23You said we'd wait till they were old enough and then split up,
17:26but it's not going to work, is it?
17:28We can't afford it, Clive.
17:30Either I leave or you leave, and...
17:33I can't afford a flat, can you?
17:36I'm trying to get more work, aren't I?
17:38I'm not having a go.
17:40Then what?
17:45Well, it could be years till the boys leave home.
17:49Soul's showing no sign,
17:50and even if George goes to university, they go,
17:53and then they come back, and that's what happens these days.
17:57So...
17:59So, I'm saying that we stay like this...
18:04living here.
18:05It's not so bad.
18:08Well, I don't think it's bad at all.
18:14Well, it is, if you don't mind my saying so.
18:18But if we accept it,
18:20and all right, yes, okay, I will stop having a go at you,
18:25then we'd be okay.
18:28We could stop pretending.
18:32Hello?
18:36This.
18:38We could stop this.
18:43Oh, okay, yeah.
18:46It's about time.
18:47Is it?
18:48I don't need it.
18:49I'm fine.
18:52And I know men like to have their little bit of fun.
18:55God knows you'll prove it.
18:57But you could finish yourself off.
18:59You do it anyway.
19:01If you're 20 minutes in the bathroom,
19:03the boys say you're having a wank.
19:04Jesus.
19:05Well, aren't you?
19:06Marie.
19:11I just think it would help
19:13if we stopped planning
19:15for things that are never going to happen.
19:19Because I dream of it, Clive.
19:23Little flat all on my own.
19:26Tiny little garden.
19:29Window and the sunlight,
19:30so Mum can...
19:32come and sit with me.
19:38Never going to happen, is it?
19:44So what, we just stay like this forever, do we?
19:53No, one of us will die in the end.
19:55zweite heads...
20:15Oh, God.
20:18Oh, God.
20:51Oh, my God.
21:02You in tonight?
21:04Foxy, Matthew, you?
21:05All right, I'm just...
21:13How's your project?
21:15What project?
21:16American Civil Rights. What grade did you get?
21:19I don't know.
21:20But you do know. Come on, what grade did you get?
21:23A B.
21:26Well, can't you work a bit harder?
21:29What did you get in school, then?
21:30No, go on. What grade did you get?
21:32All right.
21:34So, tell me about it.
21:36About what?
21:37American Civil Rights.
21:39Yeah, come on, educate me.
21:41What for?
21:41That's all I know.
21:42But what for?
21:46Because your mum thinks we should talk more, but she doesn't see it.
21:53Fucking insolence on your face when you talk to me.
22:06All right.
22:07Sorry, I know. I've locked myself out.
22:09I was just putting something in the bin and then click.
22:14Come on, give us your key, then.
22:16You said you had a spare key.
22:17You might as well give it to me, mate.
22:19What's your alarm code?
22:21Er, okay.
22:221502.
22:241502.
22:25Remember, George?
22:261502.
22:27God, he's got a nice life next door, hasn't he?
22:29Swannering around all hours.
22:31What have you done now?
22:31His key.
22:32Like when his alarm went off last time he was on holiday.
22:35Now we won't have to put up with it.
22:37What was it?
22:391502.
22:401502.
22:42That's his alarm.
22:45That's his alarm.
23:24And then he's on holiday.
23:301001.
23:31And they are...
24:01Let's go.
24:57Let's go.
25:01Let's go.
25:01Let's go.
25:06Let's go.
25:07Let's go.
25:07Let's go.
25:07Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:36Let's go.
25:37Let's go.
25:37Let's go.
26:04Let's go.
26:10Let's go.
26:12Let's go.
26:34Let's go.
26:41Let's go.
26:56Let's go.
26:59Let's go.
26:59Let's go.
27:11Let's go.
27:22Let's go.
27:41Let's go.
27:44Let's go.
27:48Let's go.
27:52Let's go.
28:24Let's go.
28:30Let's go.
28:30Let's go.
28:32Let's go.
28:33Let's go.
28:37Let's go.
28:42Let's go.
28:45Let's go.
28:55Let's go.
28:56Let's go.
29:05Let's go.
29:13Let's go.
29:25Let's go.
29:28Let's go.
29:52Let's go.
29:55Let's go.
29:58Let's go.
29:58Let's go.
29:58They're gonna call the police.
30:32Cheers.
30:33Cheers.
30:34Cheers.
30:34You should have a vodka in there.
30:36I've got to take the car home.
30:38And I'm trying to stay alert.
30:39I have a thief living next door and I'm a thug.
30:42Really?
30:42You should call the police though.
30:44Really?
30:45Really?
30:45I know.
30:45I know.
30:46But like, I'm thinking of me.
30:47I mean, what have it got into the court?
30:49I'm a gay man with a 16 year old boy in my house.
30:52What would that look like?
30:53He broke in.
30:53Yeah, but look at the reaction of his dad.
30:55Huh?
30:56Anything to do with George.
30:58You know?
30:59Then I'm a groomer and a pedo and a pervert.
31:02No, don't.
31:03That gets online.
31:03There's five million straight men waiting to attack me.
31:0620 straight women.
31:08What makes you say that?
31:10The world.
31:11And you know who would love this story?
31:13The licensing unit.
31:14The council would leap on it and then this place would be in trouble.
31:18If I go to the police, it will only get worse.
31:23To be fair to little George, you did just want a safe place to wank.
31:27I will.
31:28Because men will do it anywhere.
31:29I've been studying this for years.
31:31It's my specialist subject.
31:32And I have got to tell you girls, men will do it everywhere.
31:35All day long.
31:36You name it.
31:37They have spunked on it.
31:38Cinema seats, theatres, graveyards, cars, every single car.
31:43They've whacked up into every single seat.
31:45I used to carry a handkerchief to work on seats.
31:48On the bus, I'm now considering a beekeeper's outfit.
31:52Aeroplanes.
31:52In the seats, the dirty dogs.
31:55Seats, toilets, carpets.
31:58That's what turbulence is.
32:00I am telling you, they have been fiddling away all through history.
32:03You asked Sir Edmund Hillary if he tugged off on the top of Everest and he would say, yes, because
32:09it was there.
32:09Because it was there.
32:10Christopher Columbus, he discovered America so he could find a new place to whack it out.
32:15Neil Armstrong, what's one step?
32:17One massive wank.
32:18And then he varnished the moon.
32:21I'm telling you, two basic rules.
32:24One, never sit down.
32:25And two, don't go barefoot.
32:28Because we are standing on a carpet of gloom.
32:31And if we could see life through UV glasses, the whole world would look like a melted can.
32:37Well, fair dues to George.
32:39He was maintaining a fine tradition.
32:41To George.
32:42George.
32:43George.
32:47Round at Sammy's.
32:51Hiding like a chicken.
32:55You're supposed to be the clever one.
32:57But if Leo presses charges and you get a criminal record, you won't get into university.
33:04That's not true actually.
33:06Sherry from down the road, she got caught shoplifting and now she's doing economics.
33:11Which is funny if you think about it.
33:14Now button it.
33:17You will go and apologise.
33:20You'll apologise in person and I want you to write him a letter.
33:23Fuck off.
33:24Don't you dare!
33:28You'll write a formal apology.
33:31Plus you can add up how much you owe him with all the wine and stuff.
33:34Then double it and pay him back.
33:36And then...
33:38And...
33:48Then you can tell us why you did it.
33:51I mean I'm not stupid.
33:53I get it.
33:54Okay?
33:56When I was a kid, I had a key to my nan's and I would bunk off.
34:00And sit in her flat when she was out on Thursday afternoons.
34:04And I did that for five years and no one knew a thing but that was family.
34:08He's the man next door!
34:11Did he ask you then?
34:12Shut up.
34:12He gave it to his key didn't he?
34:14It's an open door.
34:15And you're too young to know when you're being...
34:18Like seduced.
34:19He's so stupid.
34:22It's a good point.
34:26Because Leo is a bit out there.
34:29He's a bit obvious.
34:30And if he does call the police, it would be a good line to take in court.
34:36He's a homosexual man choosing to live ten feet away from two healthy lads.
34:43Two healthy...
34:46Sexy lads, let's say it.
34:49He looks at me sometimes.
34:50Does he?
34:51I've got you.
34:52Now and then.
34:54Iron me up.
34:55He can't help himself.
34:57Well that could be useful.
34:58God you're all just idiots!
35:01Do you know why I went there?
35:03To get away from you lot!
35:06To get away from this house!
35:08To get away from you!
35:12But you're grounded.
35:13And don't think you can go round to Athens.
35:16Because I've murdered his mother, I want you George,
35:19To take a fight back!
35:21To take a fight back!
35:23To take a fight back!
35:29I tell you what darling, you'd better get your locks changed.
35:33Mike Wise, just in case.
35:35Such a hassle.
35:37Oh god, I've got the keys safe too.
35:38I'll have to change everything.
35:39I'll have to change everything.
35:39I know.
35:39You've got to get back.
35:44I'll have to change everything.
35:45Go ahead.
35:45To go.
35:47To go.
35:51To go.
35:53To go.
35:59To go.
36:01To go.
36:04To go.
36:06To go.
36:08To go.
36:14I don't know.
36:51I don't know.
37:08I don't know.
37:29Do you think he went through your things, little Georgie Porchie?
37:33What, like, my pants?
37:35Hmm, I would.
37:36Oh, good.
37:37Do you think he did?
37:38Why?
37:39What would he find?
38:13I don't know.
38:13Boss, I was thinking, did you check your computer?
38:15No, it's good.
38:16It's locked.
38:16It's got a password.
38:18Although if I leave the email open, it stays unlocked.
38:21Oh, good.
38:23I don't know.
38:53I'll tell you one thing bothering me, that night you were texting George.
38:57So? That's been kind.
38:59Yeah, I know, but if his mum and dad demand to know everything, George shows it to them.
39:04But it's said nice things.
39:07Oh God, I left a voice now.
39:09George, I swear, if you tell your girlfriends about this, they won't tell you that every single stupid boy does
39:15this and you'll laugh about it.
39:17Because there's such a big world out there and you can have boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever you like.
39:24You can have all the wild and crazy hot sex you want night after night.
39:28Because I promise you, George, there's a great big gay life just waiting for you.
39:46So if I delete it, will it delete on George's thread?
39:49Yes. I'm getting rid of it.
40:06Bus, I sent you that password generator. It's free and it's brilliant.
40:09Thanks, Mikey.
40:10Oh, well, you weren't so helpful this afternoon, were you?
40:12I was pointing out the obvious.
40:14What?
40:14He posted Saul's wanking video on the group channel.
40:16Oh, yeah.
40:17What, Saul the other son?
40:30He gets it all out online. Saul bears all. It's ten out of ten. And I mean ten.
40:42It's not private. It's a business. And he chooses to promote himself.
40:45It's not even up for debate. He's your neighbour's son.
40:48He's 25.
40:49He's only 25. He sells it. He wants us to see.
40:53Is that on your phone?
40:55It's on everyone's.
40:55Well, then you should delete it.
40:57If I end up taking Clive Goss to court, the behaviour of his son could be very good evidence.
41:01Leo, just don't have it anywhere.
41:03Come on, it's not like I fancy him or anything.
41:06Oh, not much.
41:08Oh, God.
41:10I'll delete it. I'll delete it.
41:21This is what they do.
41:23They make a link between gay men and children.
41:26And that link is ineradicable.
41:28It cannot be removed.
41:30And they know that, the bastards.
41:32So they repeat it.
41:34They shout it over and over and louder and louder.
41:37Well, that's nice.
41:38Thanks, boss.
41:39What do we do to deserve that?
41:41What do you mean?
41:42Your message on the group chat.
41:43Guilty as charged.
41:45That's on my CV, Mr Struthers.
41:47What?
41:47What's just happened?
41:48He's just called us all perverts.
41:49I didn't see that.
41:50Look.
41:52Why would I do that?
41:54Look, look.
41:55There's the time.
41:55That's now.
41:56Twelve minutes past, right now.
41:57And you saw me.
41:58I was sitting here.
41:59I didn't send it.
42:00You must have been on dictation, Mr Best of privacy.
42:02You did say perverts out loud.
42:04But it's not that bad, Melba.
42:06I've got this couple in love with you.
42:08Blake and Robbie.
42:08They've just adopted three children.
42:10They've never been able to do that back in the day.
42:13So things are better.
42:43They've never been able to do that back in the day.
43:13All right, you lot.
43:14I've got a surprise for you today.
43:18I love my job, man.
43:20Say hi, Molly.
43:21Hi.
43:22I want to say, oh, my God.
43:25Here we go.
43:46This is for you girls.
43:49And some of you fellas.
43:55I want to say, oh, my God, I want to say, oh, my God, I want to say, oh, my
43:56God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh,
43:58my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say
44:03oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to
44:08say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want
44:09to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I
44:11want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God,
44:13I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my God, I want to say oh, my
44:17God, I want to say oh, my God, I want
44:28Okay, it's been a long day. Good luck troops. Keep flying the flag. Seriously, though, be careful. What now? Your
44:39phone? Texting a teenager. Oi, I didn't do anything wrong.
44:44There's nothing like that on my phone, Leon. Sometimes I think you lot are so full of all your freedoms.
44:51It's a sky.
45:14I'm sorry.
45:57Is this you? Is this your lot?
46:16Is this your lot?
46:46Is this your lot?
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