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00:07No!
00:12No!
00:15No!
00:16No!
00:17Oh my God!
00:18No!
00:20No!
00:23No!
00:25No!
00:27No!
00:28No!
00:32Monster!
00:34You're a monster!
00:36Monster!
00:38Monster!
00:45Monster!
00:47Monster!
00:59Monster!
01:01Monster!
01:01Monster!
01:02Monster!
01:03Monster!
01:04Monster!
01:05Monster!
01:27Oh, you lick'em!
01:36Oh, the fuck!
01:53Hi, hi.
01:53Sorry, I know.
01:54I've locked myself out.
01:55I was just putting something in the bin and then click.
01:59So, what you want, a ladder?
02:01Um, no, I don't think I've got any windows open.
02:05I just need to phone my friend Stephanie.
02:08Remember her, my best mate?
02:08She's got a spare key.
02:09I mean, I've got a spare key, but guess what it is?
02:12In the house.
02:14Fat lot of good that is.
02:18Yeah, look, you better get in, haven't you?
02:38Oh, sorry, George.
02:40Got locked out.
02:43I feel a bit stupid.
02:47How are you doing?
02:47How's school?
02:48Oh, it's college now.
02:49College!
02:50Good.
02:51Well done.
02:52Yeah.
02:55No, but, um, I don't know her number.
02:58I mean, who knows numbers anymore?
03:00But I remember she did that charity thing with Marie, you know?
03:02Remember the kids' breakfast thing?
03:03So I thought she might have it.
03:05Marie's in work.
03:05I know.
03:07So, could you...
03:18Clive?
03:19I'm busy.
03:20What is it?
03:21Yeah, I've got Leo from next door standing here.
03:24In his pants.
03:26Yeah, he's locked himself out.
03:27You know why that is, don't you?
03:29Because Bridget was on WhatsApp two minutes ago.
03:31I'm trying to do my job, but it's ping, ping, ping, all about him from next door.
03:35Because do you know what she said?
03:37Guess what she saw, Bridget?
03:42Is that right?
03:46What do you mean running?
03:47Running out of the house?
03:49It was.
03:53And then what happened?
03:56Leo was running.
03:59Yeah, no, er, he said you've got his friend's number, but, um, Stephanie?
04:04Yeah, yeah, that's the one, yeah.
04:06Yeah, no, but she's got the key, so just, er, text it to me.
04:10Bridget?
04:12Opposite?
04:12She says there was a man, came running out to your house,
04:16and then you came running after him, but he ran off, so, er...
04:19That's how you got locked out.
04:20Right.
04:22Him.
04:24Morning.
04:25Hi.
04:25That's quite a night.
04:27Mm-hmm.
04:28We've never tried gooning before.
04:30Not as a couple.
04:32Um, can I get you a coffee, or...?
04:35Yeah.
04:35Er, black.
04:36Thanks.
04:38Eddie.
04:39Leo.
04:39And so on.
04:42Um, I'd offer you some toast, but I don't have anything in.
04:46I wasn't expecting anyone overnight.
04:48Kinda surprised me.
04:50Not that I'm complaining.
04:55Don't you dare!
05:03Little...
05:03That was my friend, er, Eddie.
05:06And he was staying with me.
05:08And, er, he went, I waved him goodbye,
05:11and that's when I, er, took out the paper stuff.
05:15Thanks for the bin.
05:21Oh, well...
05:22Stephanie.
05:27I know, but I'm in my pants and I have to open up at work.
05:31I know you're busy.
05:32I'm sorry, but...
05:34Hold on.
05:36What are you doing?
05:39Erm, I got, I got locked out.
05:42You weirdo.
05:46Steph, Steph, I'll take us away at Christmas.
05:48I swear, I'll pee.
05:49Just get me out of here.
05:57Right.
05:58Good.
05:59Er, she has a key.
06:00Saul, I don't think you should be naked in front of Mr Struthers.
06:02Don't bother me.
06:03Yeah, well, it bothers me, so go and get some clothes on, eh?
06:09Hello!
06:09Hey!
06:10Oh!
06:11That's enough.
06:12I apologise for my son.
06:15Thanks.
06:22Stephanie will be around in about 20 minutes just wrapping something up at work and then she's coming over.
06:26Just put the keys in an Uber.
06:27Ah, she thinks they're all anti-union, she won't touch them, so...
06:30Alright, if I just wait here?
06:31No.
06:33OK, is this for 20 minutes?
06:35Yeah, no, I need to get to work in a bit.
06:37I can just sit and watch TV.
06:39Er, George, what time are you at college?
06:40Eleven.
06:41Yeah, you can't sit here with him.
06:43Why not?
06:45He's 16.
06:47BUZZER
06:48BUZZER
06:48BUZZER
06:57BUZZER
06:58BUZZER
06:58BUZZER
06:59BUZZER
07:00BUZZER
07:00BUZZER
07:02BUZZER
07:03BUZZER
07:03BUZZER
07:07BUZZER
07:07Hey.
07:09Eww.
07:09God.
07:11Want to get the jacket?
07:13No.
07:13Clyde, next door, and he was not happy, let me tell you.
07:15His wife was always angry.
07:18I'm surprised they're still together after what happened.
07:22There was a hook-up.
07:23God, Eddie, he nicked my laptop and ran off.
07:25I ran after him and got locked out.
07:29BUZZER
07:30BUZZER
07:31BUZZER
07:31BUZZER
07:33BUZZER
07:35BUZZER
07:37BUZZER
07:38BUZZER
07:39BUZZER
07:43BUZZER
07:44BUZZER
07:48BUZZER
07:49BUZZER
07:50BUZZER
07:53I'm disgraceful.
07:54You're lucky. It would have been a lot worse.
07:56I mean, you're sixty next year, for God's sake!
07:59I'm allowed to have fun.
08:01BUZZER
08:01Like this?
08:02Really?
08:04He's not coming back, Steph.
08:07did you see on instagram curtis in italy with her so why are you surprised what happened next door
08:14with clive goss goss the boss he slept with someone else did he on holiday in a caravan park
08:22i mean imagine i mean what else is there to do but fuck around if you think about it
08:29they've got a son who's what 25 but the other one's only 15. 16. so that age gap means marriage
08:37and crisis having another child never fixes anything you eat too much cheese well not anymore
08:45how's work it's insane thanks to you lot what does that mean that's all your fault isn't it what is
08:58we got this kid in care now he arrived in britain in december but he's on that scheme so there's
09:04no
09:04records says he's 14 is he fuck 14 he's got a mustache he's got beard he's 21 at least but
09:14he says he's 14
09:15so 14 it is and he is in there with kids and he's taking the boys out drinking
09:23don't tell me there's no drugs there are drugs but it's the way he looks at the girls and he's
09:31always outside the bathroom every time a girl has a shower standing there grinning but that's just
09:36the beginning because this boy this man is on top of the list to be fostered which means i have
09:43to
09:43process that application and these foster families they've got daughters but what do i tell them i
09:51can't warn them i'm not allowed because he says he's 14 and therefore it's a fact so what can i
09:57do
09:57nothing and how is this my fault he self-identifies which you lot invented
10:06thanks for your mock
10:23hey how you doing this is that love of my life it would never work
10:28thank god
10:29are you
10:49morning
10:51what time do you call this
10:53do you have to open up boss i was waiting outside hello deep
10:56morning everybody morning boss so i finished here last night i was going to go straight home
11:03then i thought oh quick little snifter at monro's met a man called eddie tall thin hot chat chat chat
11:1090 minutes later took him home you didn't i did wild sex i will draw a veil then this morning
11:18we get up
11:18go downstairs he grabs my laptop and runs into the street i run after him the door closes behind me
11:25i'm locked out of my own house stark naked oh my god stark bollock naked in the street all i
11:32could do
11:32was steal a garden gnome from next door to hide my privates i said to god i'm in the middle
11:38of the
11:38street my ass hanging out and a garden gnome hiding my kemi badinox wait there's more there's more so i
11:46go
11:46next door there's the neighbor's sun fresh out of the shower dripping 25 years old pink wet topless well
11:56i tell you all of a sudden that garden gnome had a fishing rod
12:01what's a start to the day i thank you
12:15hannah what happened yesterday i had a headache well that is what the sick line is for you
12:22don't ask tanya to pass on a message you phone the sick line because i've always got it if i
12:26don't have
12:27it judy's got it and we need to know properly so we can get cover understood yep good what this
12:33is
12:33frederick he's been waiting he was supposed to interview him at half past oh right right ah first
12:39customer of the day morning melba the usual louise can you sort out the dame thank you so frederico
12:48have you worked in the bar before yeah i did two weeks of clinical where'd you leave
12:51have i sacked me good start all right let's do this on the hoof come behind the bar come on
12:58so what did pinnacle pay you 10. we pay 12 but that means you have to work for it so
13:02come on show me
13:03get me a wkd a gin and tonic and vodka lime both with ice except we don't have any ice
13:09mikey can you
13:09get the ice basically we're a speed bar we don't do cocktails nearest thing we do is a blue lagoon
13:16but not
13:16from a shaker we don't have time for that just pour it straight into the glass do you know what's
13:20in
13:20a blue lagoon no vodka curacao and lemonade so what do you do are you a student yeah what are
13:27you
13:27studying philosophy ooh philosophy you know my philosophy i can imagine fuck them all i was right
13:37okay electric shock ah see well you get that fuse box told you boss it's happening all the time
13:43ah you're right freddie it's a bit normal okay let's do a little test to see if you were listening
13:49so tell me fred in a blue lagoon there is vodka curacao and what i've got no feeling in my
13:56hand
13:57have i lost you it really shocked me
14:02okay all right uh do you want a little lie down in a glass of water freddie hannah get this
14:07boy a seat
14:07go on put your feet up young man you have just survived death by fridge yeah i am a bit
14:13unsteady
14:18see we leave a word with hannah she's taking the piss she can't keep missing the shit yeah
14:22taking the piss they keep all right oh come on no boss not you honestly zee your tribe is the
14:30most
14:30beleaguered on the entire planet and what do you do the one thing that is guaranteed to annoy everyone
14:35you fiddle about with your pronouns and now everyone's pissed off with you my gp stopped
14:40prescribing estrogen but never mind that hey you're pissed off about one little word
14:45yeah i know okay i'm getting old hello sick line hey yeah frederick
14:56you're calling in sick i don't feel very well the sick line is for employees yes
15:02but according to the employment law of 2024 despite the 26 amendment
15:08fucking labor government we've got full workers rights from day one which starts
15:12at the point of interview and i was just electrocuted
15:16i should get compensation for that you
15:24okay freddie i think you should go home and consider your position
15:36thank you for the interview i'll let you know
15:41you let me know legacy of gear bloody starmer you come to manchester and run a bar your lordship
15:56what have you done now three a.m we're locking up that's when you said goodbye z
16:04me and mikey head out the front you slip into that quarter turn where there's no camera and
16:09that's when you stay all night oh i see darling this morning nine a.m i open up i go
16:16upstairs you
16:17pretend to arrive and you shout upstairs say hello and i said hello so yeah you slept in that tiny
16:25little
16:25space i thought you were the clever one what happened they said they were gonna kill me
16:34this polish lad moved in and he was all right at first but then three of his mates moved in
16:39so it
16:40was a house here with four of them and one of me and we'd laugh you know but then they
16:47said we were
16:47like brothers oh they knew and then it gets worse they get drunk start banging on my door every night
16:57i'm gonna fuck you little boy jesus first lad mccall
17:04he said i am gonna fuck you until you're dead
17:12from that moment on they just want to kill me he said they were going to cut my throat
17:18can't you go to the police yeah i'll really help he can stay with asher he's got a room he
17:24can
17:24stay there i'll have a word all my stuff's in that house then let's go get it okay everybody please
17:34at the end they'll be asleep be getting it for sleep till four just keep quiet
17:49all right let's go
18:10all right
18:11shhh be quiet sorry
18:27This is not a room. It's a box.
18:30And they all live like this. The kids, this is what we did to them.
18:43Hi. Good afternoon, my friend. We're not causing any trouble here. Just helping out a colleague.
18:49Just a few texts and we'll be gone.
18:52You know, I've always wanted to visit Poland.
18:54What would you recommend?
18:56Michael!
18:57Come on, quick.
18:58Michael!
19:00Jack!
19:03Who are you in my house?
19:05Who the fuck are you, Grandad?
19:07You try it. You fucking try it.
19:10You motherfucker.
19:12Ah, the ladyboy.
19:14Gonna fuck you with that big stick, ladyboy.
19:16I'm telling you.
19:22I can't stop all of you.
19:24But you, Bartek.
19:26I can get you, you little twat.
19:28And they can kill me and rip my head off my body.
19:31But before I die, I will batter your tiny little skull into pieces, you fucking prick.
19:40Jesus Christ!
19:41Go, go, go, go!
19:42Jesus Christ!
19:45Jimmy, run!
19:47Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
19:50You got a gun.
19:51I'm licensed to kill 22 types of bird in my own back garden.
19:57Fuck off!
19:58Fuck off!
20:01Fuck off!
20:02Fuck off!
20:02Fuck off!
20:02Fuck off the line!
20:05What the hell, Ginny?
20:06You can't just stop!
20:07I know what I'm doing!
20:08My uncle was a bodyguard to the show of Iran.
20:10Beauty!
20:11Drive the car!
20:13Holy shit!
20:14Fuck it!
20:17Fuck it!
20:19Oh my god!
20:20That was great!
20:21That was amazing!
20:22No!
20:23No!
20:24No!
20:24No!
20:52No!
20:52No!
20:59No!
21:11No!
21:13No!
21:16No!
21:17No!
21:19myself out again, Clive. Oh, whatever you do. OK. There you go. Er, what's your alarm code?
21:31Yeah, er, OK. 1502. 1502. Oh, on me code?
21:39What a day I've had. Thanks very much for this morning. That's very kind of you. So,
21:47do I get a key for yours? You wish.
22:09Me and Mike, why are the guards on?
22:26I'm going to swap this with Donna and go upstairs. Is that OK?
22:29OK, sure. Anything wrong? There's a boy over there. Don't look. Polo shirt. I teach him.
22:34Has he seen you? Look straight through me. Think he's gay? No chance. He's out to impress the girls,
22:40but if he recognises me, I'm in trouble. Not just at school. Never mind that I'm his teacher.
22:46He knows where I live.
22:48On you go. See you later, boss.
22:53OK. I'm off. Night Net says that Gang of Gypsies has moved to Dean's Gate instead,
22:59so I think we're going to be safe, so I will love you and leave you, my peasants.
23:03Sam. Boss.
23:06Oh.
23:26Happy birthday, Noma.
23:31Happy birthday, Noma.
23:36Oh, this is too much getting sugar.
23:39There you are.
23:40Oh, oh, oh, I do. Are you having a time?
23:42We're ensured to come in. Come on.
24:08Let's go.
24:11Oh, so I went to the opticians the other day,
24:13cos you've got to look after your eyes, haven't you?
24:15And he says, Miss Dixie, you've got to stop wanking.
24:20I said, why will I go blind?
24:22He says, no, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room.
24:27Oh, you've been a lovely audience, you really have.
24:30But before you go, did you see in the news this week
24:33that poor old lady in Levenjune found dead in her flat?
24:37No-one to care for her.
24:39I mean, what a world do we live in, eh, girls?
24:41Sir, just be kind, darlings, be kind.
24:43Oh, for fuck's sake. OK, no.
24:45You got something to say, darling?
24:46Don't pretend to care, you fucking Tory.
24:50I've seen you up in a old barn.
24:53You haven't just got two cars, you've got two fucking garages.
24:56Oh, a tiny bit of jealousy.
24:58She's greener than wicked, that one.
24:59Your husband has money...
25:01No, no, has money in care homes that stand women up in the bathroom
25:06and hose them down with cold water.
25:09This, ladies and gentlemen, is Melba.
25:13Melba, mediocre.
25:15She's not bitter at all, is she?
25:17Oh, shut up.
25:18I mean, I'm not saying she's old and past it,
25:20but she were young when Moses were alive.
25:22That's not even the right fucking joke.
25:24She was old when Moses was alive.
25:28Not young.
25:28Come on, get him out.
25:29He was old.
25:30You're just a parking basement.
25:31Ben Lynch.
25:32Do you even know what drag is?
25:35This lipstick, these fucking eyelashes.
25:38It's a protest.
25:40Come on.
25:40No, it's a scream.
25:42Let's get you out.
25:42It's a punch in the face.
25:44Shove up hiding, darling.
25:45It's not Margaret fucking Thatcher.
25:48Get out, you skanky bitch, you bard.
25:54That's where I met Harry.
25:56On that corner right there in 1992.
25:59I'd only been in Manchester just over a year.
26:02I never met him.
26:04I don't suppose you would have,
26:05because he finished with me in 1994.
26:08And then he phones me up one month later,
26:11one month to the day,
26:14and says, um,
26:16I'm positive.
26:17Get yourself tested.
26:18Remember those calls.
26:19Ah.
26:20And then I tested positive.
26:26Thought I was dying.
26:27Well, in 1994 I was dying.
26:30So I phoned him back.
26:32Answer phone.
26:33Put him back again.
26:35Put him back again.
26:36Put him back again.
26:39He never picked up.
26:41Ever.
26:42And then he moved away and back to London.
26:45Gone.
26:46Six years later I find out he's dead.
26:49Someone just mentions it in passing.
26:54Cunt.
26:55No, we're not meant to blame.
26:57No.
26:58He was a cunt.
27:02You should have looked this way, darling.
27:06I loved you since the day I first saw you.
27:09My daft little Scottish lad with eyes like a fox.
27:15I live in hope.
27:19I don't want to help.
27:27Happy birthday.
27:28Happy birthday.
27:31Happy birthday.
27:32I do, though.
27:37Do you ever think it's coming back?
27:44Yeah.
27:48It's back.
27:49You fucking idiot.
27:51Right now it's here.
27:53It's a storm.
27:55It's a tide.
27:56It's a great big tsunami.
27:57And we're in the middle of it right now.
27:59Do I think it's coming back?
28:01You know, if you'd asked me in 1996, what do you think 2026 will be like?
28:05I'd have said glory days.
28:07We'll have equality.
28:08We'll have love and kisses.
28:10We'll be holding hands, skipping down the streets.
28:15They tricked us, didn't they?
28:19They just waited.
28:20Oh, they let us all come out.
28:23So now we're standing in the open, ready for them to shoot us down.
28:27You think that?
28:28Really?
28:28Look at me.
28:29I'm as out and as proud as anything, but past couple of years, I'm a lot more careful.
28:37You just started a great big round.
28:40On Canal Street.
28:42Home turf.
28:43But out there, I used to walk into a room and just go ta-da.
28:51Now I tiptoe, just in case.
28:59You know the awful thing, now I don't have to care as much. Not anymore.
29:07Because I've done my bit.
29:09I have fought the good fight very many times. Thank you very much.
29:14H.I.V.
29:15H.I.V.
29:16Section 28.
29:17The boat in seven.
29:18Oh, bless them.
29:19And the little leather slings.
29:21I have marched.
29:25Now it's someone else's turn.
29:27One of those bright young things, they can man the barricades, or women the barricades, or them the barricades.
29:34I mean, I'll be 60 next year.
29:3760!
29:39In a couple of years, I can retire.
29:42Remember the golden days.
29:44You're kidding yourself, yeah.
29:46If there's a war, you're on the front line, my darling.
29:50You have trans bar stuff.
29:53That's the battleground right there.
29:54Yeah, I love my stuff.
29:56And as a result, look at TripAdvisor for your place.
29:59There they are.
30:00Regular as the morning shit.
30:02Post after post calling you a pedo and a groomer because they say you pay chemically castrated children to work
30:10for you.
30:11No, that's women.
30:12Women who are furious and with good reason.
30:15But no, don't starve me.
30:16And men.
30:18Grown men typing away with a big fist.
30:20Yeah, but it's just that, typing.
30:21The President of America has given these men permission to attack us.
30:29Leo.
30:31You're queer in 2026.
30:33You're a political act.
30:35Yeah, but don't swing back.
30:37We do this.
30:38We go through history.
30:39We swing one way, we swing the other.
30:42Conservative then Labour.
30:43Republicans then Democrats.
30:44Just...
30:45Just give it time.
30:47It'll...
30:48We'll settle.
30:50Is that what history teaches you?
30:52Yeah.
30:54It does.
30:56I think history's merciless.
30:59And it only goes one way.
31:01Onwards.
31:03It marches on and on and on.
31:06Hmm.
31:07And what if this never swings back?
31:09What if Trump just keeps on winning forever and ever?
31:13How far will it go?
31:14How much will they hate us?
31:16Because they hate us, Leo.
31:18They really hate us.
31:19And you know what?
31:20I think they've always hated us.
31:23Only now they don't have to pretend anymore.
31:26No.
31:28History tells us one thing.
31:31That blood and fire and retribution always happen.
31:37And right now...
31:40Is coming for us.
32:09Let's go.
32:27Do not live in the movie.
32:27Or he couldn't seem...
32:27...you know what but never hospice tiempo.
32:27Come on идеal.
32:27It's dark, do not even though.
32:28They're the Falcons.
32:28That experiment...
32:28You know what?
32:28The Juryn border is very fairlyikte.
32:38There.
32:49Clive, you are inside my house.
32:52You gave me the keys, didn't you?
32:54I thought I'd fix it up for you.
32:55You know, that key safe thing.
32:59If you put this on the wall outside, you won't get locked out again.
33:03They give these to the elderly and disabled.
33:06They love them.
33:06I'm thrilled to be in the same category,
33:08but, Clive, I don't think you should just walk into my house.
33:11I think you should knock or ring the bell.
33:14OK.
33:24Besser.
33:26All right, get on with it.
33:27Where do you want this?
33:29I was thinking, er...
33:31barrier.
33:34I don't know, is that good?
33:35Yeah, it should be, yeah.
33:36Yeah, I'll get on with it.
33:38Do you ever wear any clothes?
33:40Yeah, I should, um...
33:41Yeah, go on, piss off.
33:43I don't need your help.
33:45You leave the hard work to me, eh?
33:57You fucking let himself in.
34:00You fucking let himself in.
34:03I'm bloody guss.
34:05My fucking house.
34:10Right, it's done.
34:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me show you.
34:15So the key's in there, right?
34:16You put in 1502, open it up.
34:19There's your key.
34:20You put it back in.
34:22Close it.
34:23Bob's your uncle.
34:24And that won't attract burglars,
34:25because they know there's a key there.
34:26I mean, they can't force it open.
34:28Does that become a problem?
34:30I'll take it down if you want.
34:31No.
34:33It's up now.
34:34I'll get out of your way.
34:36Right, it was £17.99, all right?
34:38But I got you another key.
34:39That was a fiver.
34:40So it's £22.99,
34:42and I'm not charging you for labour, all right?
34:45Cash OK?
34:47If I've got it.
35:00You're not working today?
35:01Oh, yeah.
35:02No, I am.
35:03Saturday's our busiest night.
35:05Working till 4am.
35:06You can call that work, eh?
35:07Dishing out drinks all day.
35:10Do you know how many people I employ?
35:12Huh?
35:1245.
35:13Fuck off.
35:14I do.
35:15It's a bar.
35:16So?
35:17You do not employ 45.
35:19There's 15 girls just rotating at the door,
35:22then there's managers, bar staff, security, cleaners.
35:24How many are you?
35:26It's just me.
35:27Oh, well, nice life.
35:28And you didn't have to increase national insurance for 45 people?
35:31No, but I have to cope with maritime law.
35:33What's that?
35:33Nah, you see, you don't know everything.
35:36Under maritime law, you can sail into this country
35:38from Romania without any qualifications
35:40and you can take my job from under my nose.
35:42Because you can work as an electrician with no credentials.
35:45How is that maritime law?
35:47Because we're an island.
35:52I did think, um...
35:54If you don't mind, I was going to say,
35:56do you need any work doing?
35:58You know, in the bar?
35:59Because, uh, I'm a bit short of hours
36:01and it's not a good time.
36:04And those boys, they cost a fortune
36:05and Maurice, he's always nagging at me.
36:08So I do a good price.
36:09Er, no.
36:10We're fine, sorry.
36:11No, well, could we get out?
36:12No, I'm really sorry.
36:13It's fine.
36:14It's fine.
36:15Just...
36:16I don't know if anything.
36:16Mm-hmm.
36:18How's Curtis?
36:21Oh, er, I don't know.
36:23Ask him.
36:24Fine.
36:25How long's he been gone?
36:28Two years.
36:30Maurice said he ran off with a woman.
36:32Began a relationship with someone else, yes.
36:35That must have been a blow to your manhood.
36:37Well, at times, I can get a blow to my manhood
36:39any time I like.
36:40There you go.
36:40You see, you had to make it dirty, didn't you?
36:42And every time, it's always sex with you.
36:43I find it revolting, you know, this time of day.
36:45Oh, right.
36:46So that's us, is it?
36:47That's the gays.
36:48We're all sex.
36:49You had a man running out of your house
36:51with my children sitting next door.
36:52OK, so I sleep around.
36:56I'm the one who sleeps around.
36:58In this room,
37:00the person who sleeps around
37:02is me.
37:04What do you get, then?
37:05What do you think?
37:09What do you mean?
37:13Oh, nothing, never mind.
37:1425 quid.
37:15Thanks.
37:17Was it a real woman?
37:19What?
37:19For Curtis, because
37:21these days, it might not be.
37:23You know what I mean?
37:23He said if he's gay,
37:24has he run off with a man
37:26who calls himself a woman
37:27or a woman who used to be a man?
37:28Because it's all
37:29he, she, they and them now, isn't it?
37:31So we can't tell.
37:31Well, you know who started all that, don't you?
37:33Huh?
37:33You.
37:35What?
37:35I did that.
37:36Yeah, you.
37:37All of you, all this fuss with pronouns.
37:39It was always you lot.
37:41From the moment we are born,
37:43in the schoolyard,
37:44it's always you staring at us
37:45saying, what are you, then?
37:46A boy or a girl?
37:47You a boy or a girl?
37:48What are you?
37:48A boy or a girl?
37:49Six years old,
37:50if you're not playing football,
37:51it's like, what are you?
37:51Some sort of girl?
37:52All our lives,
37:53what are you?
37:54What are you?
37:54What are you?
37:55And then guess what?
37:55We say, okay, fine,
37:57you win, you're right,
37:58we'll do what you want.
37:59If we are so confusing,
38:00then I'll become a she,
38:01she can be a he,
38:02and if that doesn't work,
38:03I can become a them.
38:03What do you think?
38:04Happy now?
38:05Well, guess what?
38:05No.
38:06It's all, how dare you change?
38:08How dare you be different?
38:09How dare you not know?
38:11We did exactly what you wanted,
38:13and you still don't fucking like it.
38:17And now we'll have my change, please.
38:18I gave you 25 quid,
38:19so 22.99,
38:20that's two pounds and one penny
38:22you owe me, please, Clive.
38:24Oh, I'll go get it.
38:25Yeah, you do that.
38:54Hey, two pounds, one penny.
38:57Look, all right, I didn't...
38:57Oh, no, no, no, it's all my fault.
39:00Apparently.
39:00It's all my fault, eh?
39:02It isn't everything,
39:03so have a nice day.
39:05I do need a spot of work.
39:09There's some dodgy wiring at the bar,
39:11so yeah, thank you.
39:13I'd be very grateful.
39:15Yeah, well, no mates rates.
39:17Well, we're not mates.
39:20All right, we'll drop us a text
39:21and we'll sort it.
39:22You know what I mean?
39:23If I've got time, like...
39:25OK.
39:31I'm in need of you.
39:33This is perfect.
39:49I'm in need of you.
39:52I'm in need of you.
39:54I'm in need of you.
39:55I'm in need of you.
40:15I'm in need of you.
40:42I don't know what you're saying.
40:47No!
41:18No!
41:50River said to Lamb, I've always fancied you, sir.
41:54Lamb unzipped his dirty, sweaty trousers.
41:59Eat this, River.
42:01And River nuzzled deep into the unwashed fold.
42:04You're in something unholy.
42:06You're in something unholy.
42:08You're in something unholy.
42:10You're in something unholy.
42:12You're in something unholy.
42:15Dirty, dirty boy.
42:17You know everyone is talking on the scene.
42:21I hear them whispering about the places that you've been.
42:24And how you don't know how to keep your business clean.
42:37Daddy, daddy, if you want it, drop the attic.
42:40Give me love, give me Fendi, my Balenciaga.
42:43Daddy, you gonna need to bag it up.
42:46Cause I'm spending on Rodeo.
42:47You can wish me bag it up.
42:49I'll be gone in the A and H.
42:52He got me proud of, get me mu-mu like Rihanna.
42:55He always told me this would never cause no drama.
42:59And when you want it, baby, I know I got you covered.
43:03And when you need it, baby, just jump another cover line.
43:06Hawaii, Tony.
43:21Come that way.
43:22Come that way.
43:25No, come that way.
43:28Please, please.
43:30Come that way.
43:59so you can
44:02fuck
44:03fuck
44:08i swear it gets madder and madder that family next door
44:11George
44:13get out of here
44:14you get secrets if you're hiding things from me now
44:18so you won't tell her next time
44:19tonight tonight i am so gonna get rammed
44:23maggie maggie maggie
44:24out out out
44:25you can look down on women
44:26fuck off
44:27goodbye
44:29a couple of others
44:31i still love you i think you
44:33are so full of all your freedoms
44:34you don't know when to stop
44:41you alright
44:43sit at home with a bad dad and you're as
44:45closest as ever
44:49i am so scared
44:54you're terrifying
45:00yeah it's like it creeps through the walls
45:05oh
45:06fuck
45:06you
45:18you
45:20you
45:23you
45:24you
45:29you
45:31you
45:35you
45:36you
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