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00:02There was a time when my husband and I were very happy.
00:07I remember warm summer afternoons
00:10and backyard barbecues
00:12and laughter with friends.
00:15Our life was like some kind of suburban dream.
00:19But the day comes when we all must wake up.
00:27For me, that day came when a letter arrived.
00:33As threats go, it was concise and to the point.
00:39I did what I had to to protect my family.
00:45My husband found out who wrote the letter.
00:49He let her know how much this upset him.
00:54Her sister figured out what my husband had done.
01:00So she decided to frame him for murder.
01:05Her murder, to be more specific.
01:10And that's when the dream that was Paul Young's life
01:13became a nightmare.
01:18Years later, a woman was pulled over for speeding.
01:25This woman had no identification.
01:29So she was arrested.
01:32And that is how people learned that Felicia Tillman was very much alive.
01:40I see you got the suit I sent over.
01:43Do you like it?
01:43I like anything that's not orange.
01:46Well, get ready to do all sorts of shopping.
01:48Your settlement check came in.
01:50So where are you going first?
01:52After all these years in prison, I bet you're ready to party.
01:55All I want is to go home.
01:57To your old neighborhood?
01:59You sound surprised.
02:00Well, none of your neighbors supported you during the trial.
02:03They didn't visit while you were here.
02:05No one would blame you if you hated them a little.
02:08Oh, I don't hate them a little.
02:14And so my husband returned to Wisteria Lane.
02:22The neighbors were surprised to see him.
02:25They hadn't thought about Paul Young in years.
02:29But he had thought about them.
02:34And he was going to make sure they'd never forget him again.
02:41The phone call that comes in the middle of the night.
02:45The letter that arrives by special courier.
02:49The email marked urgent.
02:53Yes, there are all sorts of ways bad news can be delivered.
02:58But some news is so bad, it must be delivered in person.
03:04Why do I have to tell them?
03:06You said this couple lives in your neighborhood.
03:09Trustees of the hospital feel that makes you uniquely qualified.
03:12And just what am I supposed to say?
03:14Great block party.
03:15By the way, one of our nurses may have switched your baby at birth.
03:19Try the dip.
03:20Every minute we wait, this hospital takes on more liability.
03:23Now get on over to Wisteria Lane and tell those people what's going on.
03:27I don't know how I'm going to do this.
03:30There's only one way to deliver news like this.
03:32Remain as calm as possible.
03:36Bree! Get out of here!
03:39Dammit, why is nobody home?
03:41Lorna, when?
03:43Oh, thank God.
03:44Why, Karen? What's wrong?
03:46Paul Young. He's back.
03:49What?
03:50You heard me.
03:51Now don't you stand here. We gotta warn people.
03:53Come on, come on, come on, come on.
03:57Bree, I've never seen you like this. Are you alright?
04:00I have something horrible to tell you and I don't know how to say it.
04:04You better think of something or you're starting to freak me out.
04:07Remember that night when Carlos' mother was run over by a car?
04:12Well, I know who did it.
04:14You what?
04:16It was Andrew.
04:21Oh, God.
04:23He was only 16. I was afraid he was going to go to jail.
04:26So Rex and I decided to cover it up.
04:28Oh, this is, this is bad.
04:31This is really bad.
04:34I need to go throw up a little.
04:36Oh, I am so sorry and I realized I should have told you sooner.
04:39No.
04:39No, no, no. You shouldn't have told me at all.
04:41What?
04:42Now I have to tell Carlos and he's going to kill Andrew and then he's going to have to go
04:46to prison.
04:47So thank you for sending my husband to prison, Bree. Nice work.
04:49I just couldn't live with the secret any longer and when Orson found out he told me I was a
04:53horrible person.
04:54That's why you told me?
04:56Oh, please.
04:57We're all horrible people.
04:59You see this?
04:59It's yours.
05:00They delivered it here.
05:01I kept it.
05:01Horrible.
05:02Just so you know, Orson was so disgusted he's divorcing me.
05:06Normally I'd give you a hug, but right now I sort of don't give a crap.
05:09Again.
05:09Very sorry.
05:11God.
05:12How am I going to tell Carlos?
05:13He is going to be so angry.
05:16And he'll probably find a way to blame me.
05:23You'll never guess who's back.
05:28Mom, we don't have any clean plates.
05:30Didn't you run the dishwasher?
05:32We're also out on milk.
05:33You gotta go to the store.
05:34And the dry cleaners while you're at it.
05:36Okay, everybody.
05:37Look at your hands.
05:40Come on.
05:41Anyone not holding a baby, you're on your own.
05:43You can wash and shop and clean for yourselves.
05:45My days of being the perfect mom are over.
05:48When were those days exactly?
05:50It's my uterus that's worn out, not my hearing.
05:52So you're not going to help with anything?
05:53Because this place is really starting to go to hell.
05:56Baby number five.
05:58An entire basketball team has come out of me,
06:00so I'm officially too exhausted to care.
06:04You know, the good moms enjoy doing stuff for their families.
06:08Hello?
06:09That's your brother Preston.
06:10He's about to be beaten.
06:11Yes, he is.
06:12Yes, he is.
06:14Mom, it's Renee Perry.
06:18Who's Renee Perry?
06:19Oh, she's your mom's friend from college.
06:21She's married to Doug Perry, who plays for the Yankees.
06:23And she's really rich.
06:25Hell rich.
06:26Every few years, Renee flies mom to New York for a big fancy weekend.
06:29And mom always comes back in a great mood.
06:32So, this might be perfect timing.
06:34Damn it to hell, she's coming here.
06:36When?
06:37Tomorrow.
06:38Tomorrow.
06:38Why?
06:39I don't know.
06:40But that is something we can talk about while we turn this dump into an actual home.
06:44Okay, people.
06:45Move, move, move.
06:46Let's go.
06:47Come on.
06:48Hey, you too, Tom.
06:49I'm holding the baby.
06:51Well, spray her with some glass cleaner and rub her on the windows.
06:54I don't want Renee to know I live like this.
06:56But mom, if she's your friend, won't she like you no matter how you live?
06:58She's not that kind of friend.
07:03You're never gonna believe who's back.
07:07Here we are.
07:09Home sweet.
07:11Home.
07:13So, what do you think, buddy?
07:17This is where we're gonna live?
07:20Yeah.
07:23So, are we poor?
07:27If you field this one, I'll tell them where babies come from.
07:33No, honey.
07:34We're not poor.
07:35We're just...
07:37lower middle class.
07:39Poor people wish they could live like this.
07:41They shouldn't.
07:43Oh, sweetie.
07:45I know this isn't what we're used to.
07:47Buddy, we're not gonna lie to you.
07:49Money is a little tighter than before.
07:51But that's why we're here.
07:52So we can save up and get back to our house.
07:54And it's not gonna take that long.
07:56Your daddy's taking on extra jobs.
07:58And I'm still teaching.
07:59And I'm gonna start selling that really cool jewelry I've been making.
08:03Oh, God.
08:06Sweetie.
08:07It's gonna be okay.
08:08And as long as we're together, we can survive this.
08:14Hello?
08:15Susan.
08:16Hi, Miss McCluskey. What's up?
08:18You'll never believe this. Paul Young is back.
08:20What?
08:23Where is he?
08:25Where do you think?
08:26He's in the house you rented to him.
08:28I didn't know.
08:29Lee just told me it was a guy.
08:30You didn't even ask for his name?
08:32He paid in advance and he didn't have pets.
08:34I didn't care.
08:35How is Paul even out of jail?
08:37That maniac was serving a life sentence.
08:39Hello, ladies.
08:42If you'd like to come in for a while, I'll tell you the story.
08:46Come on now.
08:48It's a good one.
08:52Felicia Tillman's alive?
08:54Why are you so surprised?
08:56I said that over and over again in my trial.
08:59Oh, wait.
08:59That's right.
09:00None of you could make it to the courthouse.
09:03Look, Paul.
09:04It's okay.
09:05You were busy.
09:06I get it.
09:07I told myself I'd explain how I was framed when you came to visit me in prison.
09:11Oh, wait.
09:13We are so sorry.
09:16No defense.
09:17We thought you were completely killer.
09:22What you endured over the last ten years, I can't even imagine it.
09:27No.
09:28You can't.
09:30But the good news is, I'm back.
09:34Yeah, about that.
09:36Why did you want to come back here?
09:38Why do you think?
09:40I miss my friends.
09:44Innocent or not, that guy still gives me the creeps.
09:47I can't believe Paul Young is back on Listeria Lane.
09:49And he's using my shower.
10:06Jack.
10:09You here for your 9-iron?
10:10Damn, I thought if I shaved you wouldn't recognize me and I could keep it.
10:15Actually, I need to talk to you and your wife.
10:18Hey, Gabby!
10:20In a minute!
10:22You look a little pale, buddy.
10:24Something wrong?
10:25I think we should wait for Gabby.
10:28Jack, what's going on here, man?
10:29You're making me nervous.
10:31Let's just go inside, hmm?
10:34No!
10:35This is impossible.
10:36We still have the bracelet they put around Juanita's ankle in the hospital.
10:39Teresa Pruitt was the nurse in charge of those bracelets.
10:43And although the hospital did not know this at the time, she had a drinking problem.
10:47And eight years later, you're telling me this.
10:49I've spent eight years loving someone else's daughter.
10:52Again, I want to stress that the hospital only belatedly became...
10:56Jack, I swear to God, if you go lawyer on me, I will put your head through a wall.
11:06So, where is our...
11:10Biologi-
11:11God, I don't even know what to call her.
11:13We haven't been able to track the family down yet.
11:15Then we're not telling Gabby.
11:17Not till you find this other girl.
11:19Carlos, I have a legal responsibility here. She has to be told.
11:23Fine, I'll do it.
11:30But I don't know how.
11:32This is going to destroy her.
11:46Nope, I was wrong. Preston, switch back with Parker.
11:48Why are we doing this?
11:49When Renee pulls up to this house, she is going to see the one thing I can show off my
11:54beautiful, beautiful family.
11:58What is that? A pimple? Get in the back!
12:01Honey, don't you think you're getting a little carried away?
12:04Tom, that woman lives in a penthouse. We had to give up meat so we could buy a laptop. Let
12:09me have this.
12:10Is that her?
12:14Of course it is.
12:17Okay, everybody, smile for Mom and her strange and twisted friendship.
12:30I'm back, Rodolfo. Please tell Senor Trippiani. I always stay at this suite when I visit Venice. And if it's
12:36not available, I will be very unhappy.
12:38Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone more important I need to speak with.
12:44Hey, Jose, thanks for holding. Look, I can't do Thursday, so...
12:48Jose, she'll call you back.
12:51Lynette, you haven't changed.
12:52Neither have you.
12:54Hi, sweetie.
12:57Oh, no. Please tell me you didn't dump Tom for this handsome young trophy husband.
13:02It's me, Renee.
13:05I mean, I do work out, like, three times a week, so maybe that's what you're...
13:10Okay.
13:12Are these your kids?
13:13Yes. Yes, and here is our latest addition.
13:19She's precious.
13:22Look at you all. What a perfect little suburban picture.
13:25Well, you know, I've been blessed.
13:29Very blessed.
13:31I'm sorry, I gotta run, Renee, but I'm late for work.
13:34Work? And I thought you wore that sexy tie just for me.
13:38You like it? They say the bolder colors are coming back, so I thought I'd...
13:42Okay.
13:45Bye. Love you.
13:47Oh, I gotta say, Lynette, this place is adorable.
13:51It's so cozy and intimate and...
13:54Pay attention, kids. You're learning a lot of new words for small.
13:58Oh, that's not what I meant.
14:00I hate banging around my lonely old barn of a house.
14:03Sometimes weeks go by without me running into a servant.
14:07I'm sure you see them on whipping day.
14:10Lynette, why so mean?
14:11I worked on these compliments all the way from the airport.
14:14Drive slower next time.
14:15Mom.
14:16It's alright, we're just old friends reconnecting.
14:20And I'm being sincere, this is the way to go.
14:22Strip down to the bare essentials.
14:24You know, more people should live like this.
14:27Most people do live like this.
14:29When you're flying in your private jet and you look down and go,
14:32Wow, they look like ants down there.
14:35We're the ants.
14:36So you have a private jet?
14:38Well, it's not just ours. We share it with the team.
14:41Wait, so you get to hang out with the Yankees?
14:42That's awesome.
14:44How is Doug, by the way?
14:45Oh, he's fine.
14:47But all that stuff, the team, the jet, the money.
14:49It's like a fantasy world.
14:51This is what I yearned for.
14:53This is real.
14:54This is sticky.
14:58So you're staying in a really fancy hotel?
15:01Well, I came straight from the airport, so I haven't booked a hotel yet.
15:05Oh, why don't you stay with us?
15:06Oh, I'm sure Renee wouldn't want to.
15:08I would love to.
15:11Are you sure?
15:12Because, you know, five kids.
15:13It gets stickier.
15:15Oh, I don't mind. It'd be fun.
15:17I've got a lot of catching up to do with my old, old friend.
15:22By the way, I have a doctor who can get rid of one of those olds.
15:26All right.
15:27Well, I guess I could set you up on the sleeper sofa.
15:30Sleeper sofa? Ooh, look at me.
15:32I'm one of the aunts.
15:38Hi. You own the building, right?
15:40I'm Susan Delfino. My husband Mike and I are in 1B.
15:43Jiggle the handle. The toilet's fine.
15:45Oh, no, no, no. I'm just dropping off the security deposit.
15:48Sorry it's late.
15:49We've been having some money problems.
15:51Have you?
15:55Well, I'm Maxine.
15:57Come on in. I'm making some tea.
16:00Thanks.
16:02That is such a shame about Mike's business.
16:05And here you are, with no skills, trying to make ends meet.
16:08Oh, I have skills. I make my own jewelry.
16:11I made this. Can you believe it?
16:14I really can.
16:17You know, I remember when my husband Sidney passed away.
16:20His illness took every dime we had.
16:22I didn't know what I was going to do.
16:24Well, it looks like you did okay.
16:26I mean, you own the building.
16:28Yeah.
16:28Well, that's because I stopped pouting.
16:30I got off my tuchus and I started my own business.
16:34And now I'm able to help other struggling women.
16:37You know, they set their own hours.
16:38They work from their own homes.
16:40And, oh, the money.
16:44That sounds like a dream job.
16:46I'll bet you'd be real good at it.
16:49Let me show you.
16:50Are there phones involved?
16:52I've been told I have an excellent phone voice.
16:53Uh, hello.
16:55Can I interest you in a...
16:59Oh, my God.
17:05It's my website.
17:08Vavavavroom.com
17:09I got a 10-unit Mac Pro server farm and a 1.5 meg tea one line.
17:15You run a porn site?
17:17You're trying to lure me into pornography?
17:20Oh, my God. Did you slip something into my tea?
17:22Honey, relax.
17:24This is strictly PG.
17:26Women doing housework and lingerie.
17:28No nudity, no sex.
17:30So, what do you say?
17:33What do I say?
17:35I say shame.
17:37Shame on you.
17:38These are nice, respectable girls just like you.
17:43Deirdre's going to night school to become a nurse.
17:46And Moth is trying to start over after a divorce.
17:49Don't they worry about people they know seeing them?
17:52Most of our clients are overseas.
17:54You know, Europe, Asia.
17:56So, if you go to Kuala Lumpur, wear a hat.
18:00Come on.
18:01You said you had money problems.
18:05Here's what Martha makes in a week.
18:08Hm?
18:11Whoa.
18:14Whoa.
18:15Unto Martha for selling her dignity to the highest bidder.
18:18I promise you won't do anything I wouldn't let my own daughter do.
18:24Look for yourself.
18:25She's on camera three.
18:27Hey!
18:37What are you looking at?
18:40Just some family photos.
18:42That's you.
18:43The day you were born.
18:45Hm.
18:46Daddy?
18:47Who's that?
18:49It's your grandma.
18:50Oh.
18:52I wish I had met her.
18:55You would have loved her.
18:58Do you think about her a lot?
19:00Every day.
19:02She was the light of my life.
19:05And that's why we named you after her.
19:07Because I could not imagine a world without a Juanita Solis in it.
19:14Hey.
19:15You want me to tuck her in?
19:17No, I'll do it. Come on.
19:27Amy and I want to go to the mall tomorrow.
19:30Oh, sorry, hon. I have plans.
19:31I could ride my bike.
19:33By yourself? I don't think so.
19:35Why not?
19:37You're too young, that's why not.
19:39You're mean.
19:40Well, sometimes I have to be mean, because it's my job to protect you.
19:44What if you got hit by a bus?
19:46That's not gonna happen.
19:47Well, I can't take that chance.
19:49You're my whole world.
19:52If something happened to you, it would ruin my life.
19:56You understand that?
20:12Well, that's the last of it.
20:15I'll put these books in the car.
20:17Pleasure meeting you, Bree.
20:19Nice of your physical therapist to help with the move.
20:24So, are you gonna be okay?
20:29Let's see.
20:30I'm getting a divorce, I lost my business, and I'm sitting here trying to remember why I quit drinking.
20:36I've had better Mondays.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:40Don't be.
20:43It's for the best.
20:47We haven't been happy for a long time.
20:51You know what you need?
20:54A project.
20:56No.
20:57That's what I always do.
20:59Distract myself with meaningless busy work as a way of avoiding my emotions.
21:08I think I need to sit quietly and think about what I'm gonna do with my life.
21:15Well, whatever you do, I know it'll be spectacular.
21:29Goodbye, Bree.
22:06Goodbye, Bree.
22:35Goodbye, Bree.
23:00Goodbye, Bree.
23:00Hi, Bree.
23:02I've been thinking about our conversation last night.
23:04I just wanted to see how you were doing.
23:06I'm fine.
23:07In fact, I took your advice.
23:10I found myself a project.
23:22I'm surprised you agreed to see me.
23:24I wanted to spit in your face.
23:26I didn't realize there'd be glass.
23:28That's right.
23:29You're not used to prison.
23:30Give yourself time.
23:31What is it now?
23:31Two to five years?
23:33Eighteen months with good behavior.
23:35You're giving me a lot of reasons to be extremely well behaved.
23:38Maybe I can give you a few pointers on prison life.
23:40I've become a bit of an expert thanks to you.
23:43Hey, here's one.
23:44It never hurts to tip the guard who does your cavity search.
23:47Listen to me, you son of a bitch.
23:50I don't care what I have to do.
23:52I will see you behind bars again.
23:55Or dead.
23:57Whichever is easier.
24:01Here's another pointer.
24:02They always record the conversation, so be careful about threatening the man you framed.
24:06You murdered my sister.
24:10That's a crazy grandma's accusation.
24:13I have to go now.
24:14I have things to do like shopping and walking around in the open air without a care in the world.
24:18You know you did it.
24:30Wow, they're all so big.
24:33Exactly, thank you.
24:35You're welcome.
24:35I knew you guys would get it.
24:37Unlike those idiots that walked by my card table in the park.
24:40It's not jewelry.
24:41It's wearable art.
24:42So, who wants to try these earrings?
24:45Oh, I'm not sure that my delicate ears can support something so large.
24:52How about Gabby?
24:53She has big strong Latino ears.
24:59Lynette?
25:00Where is this friend of yours?
25:01We're all dying to meet her.
25:02Come on.
25:03I need a volunteer.
25:04Lynette?
25:06Yes.
25:07Yes.
25:10How's it feel?
25:12About as good as it looks, I'm guessing.
25:14I'll take them.
25:15Yes.
25:15What are you guys getting?
25:19I'm going to buy this for Brie and her strong Protestant Nick.
25:26Oh, you guys are the best.
25:28Oh, hey, here she is.
25:30Okay.
25:31Susan, Brie, Gabby, this is my old college roommate, Renee.
25:34Hi, it is so nice to finally meet you.
25:36Lynette has talked so much about her friend from college.
25:39Ah, yes.
25:40You know how in school the pretty girls always hang out together?
25:43Well, I refuse to go along with that.
25:47Renee comes off a little stuck up when you first meet her,
25:50which is a real time saver.
25:51Sit down.
25:54So, Renee, you have to tell us, what was Lynette like in college?
25:57Oh, absolutely fearless.
25:59She just kept wearing those parachute pants.
26:02Lesbian rumors be damned.
26:04Yes, Renee was always the one with the fashion sense.
26:07Before I met her, I'd never even heard of Gucci or Prada or Chlamydia.
26:12Wow, you guys play rough.
26:14No, it's just what we do.
26:16It's fun.
26:18I tease her about being all botulism from the nose up.
26:20And I tease her about being all cottage cheese from the waist down.
26:26So, Renee, we hear that you're married to Doug Perry?
26:29The baseball player?
26:30No surprise there.
26:32In our sorority, Renee was voted most likely to marry well.
26:35And Lynette was voted most likely to succeed.
26:40So, Brie, I hear you're an amazing cook.
26:43Hang on a second.
26:44What was that?
26:45What?
26:46That...
26:48Nothing.
26:49I just didn't want to make you feel bad.
26:52About what?
26:54Well, it's just that I think our college friends would be surprised to see how you ended up.
27:04Oh, I thought they were still playing.
27:06You know, Renee, I have had a career and raised a family.
27:10And that's great.
27:11It's just that we had such high hopes for you.
27:14At least I didn't spend the last 15 years sponging off a rich guy.
27:17Hey, let's stop before somebody gets hurt.
27:19Whatever I got, I got on my own.
27:21Then what have you got?
27:22A blouse from the I've Stopped Trying collection and a pair of earrings your kid made at camp?
27:27And somebody got hurt.
27:29That's great. Easy shots.
27:30You got more money than me.
27:32It's not about the money.
27:34Well, Lynette I knew never would have settled for this.
27:36You were adventurous.
27:38You backpacked through Croatia.
27:40You jumped on stage at a Springsteen concert.
27:44It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with a girl who had a threesome with two of
27:48the guys from the rugby team.
28:03Why would she do this? Why would she jump in a private jet and fly all the way across the
28:07country just to dump on my life?
28:09Two guys, huh?
28:11We're not talking about that anymore.
28:13I mean, isn't her life perfect enough?
28:15Does she really need to score bonus points by taking me down?
28:18So, was it one rugby guy and then the other or just sort of a scrum?
28:22Oh, Dr. Tom?
28:24You know, I have shielded you from some of the wilder things that I've done.
28:27Like that time at the amusement park.
28:29A little story I like to call D-cups on the teacups.
28:35Okay, I'm dropping it now.
28:37Why are you getting so upset?
28:39I mean, I thought you and Renee loved to zing each other.
28:42Those weren't zings.
28:44When she made that...
28:46Aww.
28:46She meant it.
28:47I mean, what the hell was that?
28:48She doesn't get to be disappointed in my life.
28:51Well, maybe you should tell her how you feel.
28:53Yeah.
28:54You're right.
28:55You're right.
28:56In fact, I am going to tell her a lot more than that.
28:59Good for you.
29:00But when you get back, I'd like to revisit a certain request I made on my 40th birthday,
29:05which in light of recent revelation seems a lot more...
29:09Okay.
29:16What's this?
29:17Yellow pages.
29:18Hotel is under H.
29:21Yeah, I had a feeling I hit a nerve this afternoon.
29:25If you find my life that pathetic, I'm going to spare you the agony of observing it.
29:30And by the way, taxi is under T.
29:34Lynette, I don't think your life is pathetic.
29:38Maybe not.
29:39But you clearly think yours is a whole lot better.
29:42So if you need me to say it, I'll say it.
29:45You win.
29:46You got the fabulous clothes, the penthouse apartment, and the rich husband.
29:50Congratulations.
29:53Doug is leaving me.
29:57I found out he was cheating.
30:00With his agent's assistant.
30:04I confronted him, told him it was her or me, and he chose her.
30:10I threw some things in a bag and took off.
30:12I didn't have a plan.
30:13I just needed to get out of there, and I couldn't think of anywhere else to go.
30:21Why didn't you tell me this?
30:24Lynette, my life is about to fall apart.
30:26I haven't even admitted it to myself yet.
30:30How could I tell you?
30:32Well, of course, you can stay here as long as you want.
30:37Thanks.
30:40And to show my appreciation, I would like to pay for your first facelift.
30:46That is so generous.
30:49Although now you've had nine, you probably get the next one free.
30:57Hey, Carlos, what can I do?
30:59I'll make this quick.
31:00I'm going to give you two options.
31:02Option one, I sue this hospital for, I don't know, ten, twenty million dollars, and I think I'll get it.
31:07That would bankrupt us.
31:08Then you're probably going to want to go for option two.
31:11Which is?
31:12You make this whole thing go away.
31:14Shred the documents, call out the search for the other family, and never, ever let Gabby find out about this.
31:19Carlos, we've sent out letters, hired investigators.
31:24I don't know if this process can be stopped.
31:26Try.
31:26And even if it could, this is a hell of a thing you're taking on.
31:31Keeping this secret by yourself.
31:34What's my choice?
31:36If Gabby knew the truth, it would kill her.
31:39No.
31:41I can't tell her.
31:43I can't tell him.
31:45Are you sure?
31:46Doesn't he deserve to know what Andrew did to his mother?
31:50You have to understand, Carlos is so happy right now.
31:54Our marriage is the best it's ever been.
31:57He loves his job, the girls are turning out so beautifully.
32:02Except for this one easily ignorable blip.
32:08My life is perfect.
32:12And I won't let anything change that.
32:17Pork chops for dinner.
32:19It was a bit of a splurge, but I made up for it.
32:21One ply toilet paper.
32:25Something wrong?
32:27The bank turned down my loan application.
32:30Without that money, I can't hire any help.
32:32And without help, it's just going to be one dinky job after another.
32:35We'll never get out of here like that.
32:41Okay.
32:42Well, we'll scrimp and save.
32:45I won't buy pork chops anymore.
32:47I'm going to return these.
32:49I'm thinking about taking a job in Alaska.
32:52What?
32:52A buddy told me about it.
32:54Six months on an oil rig.
32:56One year at the most.
32:58I can make triple what I can earn here.
33:00You can probably move back in the house before I'm even done.
33:02Mike, that is really dangerous work.
33:06MJ needs you here.
33:07I need you here.
33:08There's got to be another way.
33:10You think I want to go?
33:11We don't have any good options here.
33:17Give me a month before you make a decision.
33:19I've just got a feeling that this jewelry thing of mine
33:22could start pulling in some serious money.
33:25Sweetheart, you're talented, but serious money?
33:28You'd be surprised what some people are willing to pay for.
33:37No nudity, no sex, and no one can ever know.
33:40I am so glad I can help.
33:43I am so glad I can help you.
33:52So what did you remove this with?
33:54A puma?
33:55I was anxious to get rid of it.
33:57My soon-to-be ex-husband picked out most of the decor,
34:00and I realized I needed a fresh start.
34:02You know, wallpaper is nice, but it's a little...
34:06Well, it's your house, not mine.
34:07No, Keith, please.
34:08I hired you.
34:09I want to hear your ideas.
34:11I would suggest that you paint this room something,
34:13you know, bold.
34:16Oh, I like the sound of that.
34:18Perhaps a nice, deep beige.
34:22Or bolder.
34:23I mean, with the size of this room and the light,
34:24you could go...
34:27scarlet red.
34:29Please don't take this the wrong way,
34:30but I'm going to be serving dinner in this room,
34:33not sailors.
34:37Could you excuse me for a moment?
34:38I'll be right back.
34:46Here you go.
34:47The final division of assets.
34:49Just need a Jill Hancock from you,
34:51and we're all set.
34:55Before I forget, Andrew's having a dinner party on the tenth,
34:58and he'd love for you to come.
35:00Even though we're separating, we both want you to feel that you're still part of the family.
35:05You're untouched. Thank you, Brie.
35:08Orson, don't we have plans? The wine tasting?
35:16Why don't you wait for me in the van?
35:21As you may have gleaned, my relationship with Judy has evolved.
35:29Was it evolving while you and I were still together?
35:31No, no, of course not.
35:33Apparently, she had feelings for me, but she waited a respectable amount of time before expressing them.
35:38It's been a week. You know the expression, the ink's not even dry? It's not dry.
35:46We have separated, Brie.
35:49And the two of us spent so many years being miserable.
35:52I just think at our age, we can't let an opportunity for happiness pass us by.
36:06Forget the red.
36:07I've got something here called Moonstruck Yellow that will kick your dining room's ass.
36:13Come on, I promise you'll love this.
36:15With your red hair, you will look so hot in this room.
36:19But, you know, whatever you want.
36:21Clearly, you have other options.
36:26Maybe I do.
36:34There's my favorite realtor.
36:36Thanks for coming over.
36:37How are you?
36:38Bit of a pariah, thanks to you.
36:40Don't tell me the neighbors are blaming you for my return.
36:43Of course they are.
36:44You know, when you told me that you didn't have any pets,
36:47you could have mentioned that it's because they don't allow them in prison.
36:49Then, now, now, be nice.
36:51I'm about to throw some more business your way.
36:53Oh?
36:53I hear that my old house is back in the market.
36:56I'd like to buy it.
36:58Because of all the wonderful memories?
37:00Just find out what they're asking.
37:01Okay, but you just signed a one-year lease on this place,
37:03and you're buying a house across the street?
37:05Doesn't sound like a very good plan.
37:07Oh, believe me.
37:08I've had ten years to work on this plan.
37:10It's a good one.
37:13Bad news travels quickly,
37:16and when it arrives,
37:18we have to find a way to deal with it.
37:23If our husbands tell us they've moved on,
37:26we look for projects to distract us.
37:32If the bills start to stack up,
37:35we find ways to earn extra cash.
37:40If we're told a secret too terrible to share,
37:44we learn to keep it to ourselves.
37:48But we must remember the bad news that's delivered
37:52can sometimes be good news in disguise.
37:58That the guy you were talking about?
38:01The one that killed your sister?
38:03It certainly is.
38:05He looks like a killer.
38:08It's a shame they let him out.
38:09As it turns out,
38:11it's all for the best.
38:13Paul can now receive the punishment he's entitled to.
38:17What do you mean?
38:19Just between us girls.
38:21Paul Young will be dead within six months.
38:24How are you going to make that happen?
38:26You're in here at least two years.
38:29True.
38:32Paul Young doesn't have friends on that street.
38:37I do.