Dimension 20 S28E10P1 (2026)

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00:00:39Hello, one and all.

00:00:41You mentioned 20 City Council of Darkness.

00:00:43I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.

00:00:44With me, as always, are our intrepid heroes.

00:00:45Say hi, intrepid heroes.

00:00:47Hi, intrepid heroes.

00:00:49Last we left off the town of Purpy, Oregon,

00:00:53was in the clutches of our coterie of Camarilla Kindred.

00:00:57Wow.

00:00:58Wow.

00:00:59Alliteration.

00:01:00Alliteration.

00:01:01Did you write that beforehand, or did you just come up with it?

00:01:03That's off the dome, baby.

00:01:05That's exactly the kind of intro that we get some of the time.

00:01:08Folks, our kindred leapt from the skywalk

00:01:12of noted author Estelle Laurent's lovely manner,

00:01:15racing into the dark after Aaron Bowe, a vampire hunter,

00:01:18who had taken a shot at Darkness Man from the wood line.

00:01:22Darkness Man suplexed an old-growth oak tree

00:01:25into the rubble as Bat-child used-

00:01:27I said it was old-growth.

00:01:29It's so funny.

00:01:30So, I mean, like, a beautiful-

00:01:32It's a stunning, rare-

00:01:33A stunning, rare-

00:01:35Big up to me.

00:01:35Yeah, it's Pacific Northwest.

00:01:36No, that's true.

00:01:37Yeah, it's mostly-

00:01:38I'm a dozen.

00:01:39I will say, oh, it's mostly conifer around here.

00:01:41Sure.

00:01:42It took Aaron Bowe straight to the mat, Bat-child,

00:01:46using powers of oblivion to wither his flesh,

00:01:48before Zaith Bandana flew right into his chest,

00:01:51and he got eaten in front of everybody.

00:01:54Also, two unrelated people were killed.

00:01:58As Zaith flew into a vampiric frenzy.

00:02:00What are you going to do?

00:02:00You guys frenzied it.

00:02:01Not my fault at that.

00:02:02What's he going to do?

00:02:03With a slick cover, the three of them jumped on the back of Gorse the horse,

00:02:06who took off over the ridge as Levante Worthy came out.

00:02:09And aiding his persuasiveness was on a phone call.

00:02:14He was getting word that this was a Banksy.

00:02:18It's not me.

00:02:18That's not coming from me.

00:02:19That's coming from the phone.

00:02:20It's hot off the presses.

00:02:21Exactly.

00:02:21Who got the call?

00:02:22Who got the call?

00:02:23You never had to explain who you were on the phone with?

00:02:25It wasn't Banksy.

00:02:25You never do.

00:02:26It was Banksy.

00:02:27You never do.

00:02:27That's what happens when you're all 12 successes.

00:02:29You never have to explain.

00:02:30That's true, actually.

00:02:31That was a huge role for you.

00:02:32Huge role.

00:02:32Thanks, man.

00:02:33I got your back.

00:02:37The Connery took off after that party

00:02:39and got their plan together for, indeed,

00:02:42rather than pushing Helena Latour

00:02:43in this sort of interim appointment period,

00:02:46they set up Florian Whitaker,

00:02:48a man going through a rough divorce

00:02:51to take the fall as they put noted journalist Nancy Danderhoof

00:02:55on the trail of this insane home-stealing swindle

00:03:00that the Silver Meadows nursing home

00:03:03had basically seen fit to, you know,

00:03:06use a bit of legal footwork to rob people of their houses.

00:03:11Putting Nancy on the foot freeing you guys up

00:03:13for your main downtime activities,

00:03:15which were running down Cody,

00:03:18one of the proprietors of the Crescent Moon Hostel,

00:03:21who ended up being, we presume, a werewolf.

00:03:25And a pretty nice guy, frankly.

00:03:26And a pretty nice guy, frankly.

00:03:28Strong.

00:03:29Hard to make an argument.

00:03:30Why would you eat him?

00:03:32Well, we don't have to eat him.

00:03:33We just have to repel him.

00:03:34Well, I don't want to.

00:03:35Frankly, it's hard to repel him.

00:03:36Yeah.

00:03:37Because he's nice.

00:03:38Because he's so nice.

00:03:39Because he's so nice.

00:03:39He's a warm guy.

00:03:40I don't want to kick him out.

00:03:41We found out that the Second Inquisition

00:03:43was not present in Purpy,

00:03:45but that some maybe, like, you know,

00:03:47people that the former Aaron Bowe

00:03:50had, like, associated with

00:03:51were, like, a right-wing group

00:03:53up the road in Medford a bit.

00:03:55And we also discovered

00:03:56that our friend Herbert Melvin,

00:03:59the city councilman,

00:04:00had a weird gargoyle of an ancient spirit

00:04:03with a ruby in its beak

00:04:04that was shattered

00:04:06after the ruby was taken by Batchout,

00:04:08who was not struck dead on the spot,

00:04:10even though the curse was to stop her heart.

00:04:12Could be anything.

00:04:13Could be anything.

00:04:15Maybe that is how it goes to Batchout.

00:04:16I just don't understand bat anatomy enough yet.

00:04:18I just have to keep studying.

00:04:20Keep studying bat anatomy.

00:04:21I just don't know enough about bats yet.

00:04:22Bat to school.

00:04:25Going bat to school.

00:04:26Exactly.

00:04:27Going bat to school now.

00:04:28Batchout, using her relationship

00:04:30with Herbert Melvin,

00:04:31was able to thwart the Douglases

00:04:32from getting a second seat

00:04:33on the city council.

00:04:34Did we find out

00:04:35if he was the sole person voting against

00:04:40or did...

00:04:41Marisol also voted

00:04:42and because Marisol and Herbert

00:04:43were both going to vote for Florian,

00:04:45Jean Douglas is going to go with it.

00:04:46Okay.

00:04:47You guys also bought

00:04:48the Rogue County Lumber Mill.

00:04:50Infested with cinnamon gummy bears?

00:04:52Naked bears.

00:04:53Naked bears.

00:04:54Naked bears.

00:04:55Rogue County Brewery.

00:04:56I have both about gummy bears.

00:04:58Oh, right.

00:04:59Okay, yeah.

00:05:00We can see what they like.

00:05:01So, with that purchase,

00:05:02Cody asked if you guys

00:05:03wanted to all meet with him

00:05:05and Maya basically stunned

00:05:07that in your short time

00:05:08here in Perpi,

00:05:09you had located the source

00:05:11of this ghostly power

00:05:12protecting the Whitakers,

00:05:14shattered that monument,

00:05:15that you had undone

00:05:17the town's hunter,

00:05:17which it seemed that Cody

00:05:18was also worried about

00:05:20as a fellow monster,

00:05:22and that you guys

00:05:23had not only done that,

00:05:25but had somehow done something

00:05:27that enabled Bigfoot

00:05:28to return to the land

00:05:29after being repelled

00:05:30for so long.

00:05:32So, three huge wins

00:05:33for the Coterie.

00:05:34And we saw a Smiling Nixon.

00:05:36And you still have

00:05:36Smiling Nixon

00:05:37down there somewhere.

00:05:39So, we return...

00:05:41Big bad.

00:05:41Big bad of this.

00:05:43Smiling Nixon.

00:05:44The most loud smile.

00:05:45The date is January 12th.

00:05:47Listen from it.

00:05:48The nights do begin

00:05:49to grow shorter,

00:05:50though they are indeed

00:05:51still long here

00:05:53in mid-January.

00:05:54The summer will bring

00:05:55challenges with it.

00:05:56the ever-present sun

00:05:57here far north

00:05:59of the equator.

00:06:00Kosche has said

00:06:02he is coming.

00:06:03Say, that is the last

00:06:03piece of info you have

00:06:04as all of you return

00:06:05on January the 12th

00:06:07with news of Florian's

00:06:09all but assurance

00:06:10to the city council

00:06:11that Kosche is on his way.

00:06:14Did he hang up?

00:06:15If you're still

00:06:15on the phone with him...

00:06:16I wasn't sure

00:06:17how I'm kneeling,

00:06:19but on the phone.

00:06:20Yeah.

00:06:21Kosche beholds you.

00:06:24Zath, I am coming

00:06:26to make sure

00:06:27all is going well

00:06:28in Purpy.

00:06:30Uh, it's actually

00:06:31going really...

00:06:32We have figured

00:06:35a lot out.

00:06:36It's going really good.

00:06:37This is very good

00:06:40to hear.

00:06:41I am on my way

00:06:42with Ermin.

00:06:43We will be checking

00:06:44in on you

00:06:45in Purpy

00:06:46to make sure

00:06:46that all is going

00:06:47according to plan.

00:06:48Probably don't even

00:06:48have to come, but...

00:06:49We will be there

00:06:50tomorrow night.

00:06:51Tomorrow night?

00:06:51Click.

00:06:54Where were we?

00:06:55I think you guys

00:06:55can all gather

00:06:56back together.

00:06:57Cody says,

00:06:58meet up with me

00:06:58tomorrow night

00:06:59and I'll talk

00:06:59to you guys

00:07:00and I'll bring Maya

00:07:01and we'll talk

00:07:01to you guys.

00:07:01Great.

00:07:02Okay.

00:07:02Uh, so we met Cody.

00:07:04Cody is a werewolf.

00:07:05Cody is awesome.

00:07:07But he's really cool.

00:07:08Very chill.

00:07:09He's really chill.

00:07:09He was cool.

00:07:10He figured out

00:07:10that we were vampires.

00:07:11How?

00:07:13Just so chill, I think.

00:07:14It just didn't, uh...

00:07:16It didn't go well

00:07:17when we were trying

00:07:18to sort of sniff him out.

00:07:19He sniffed us out.

00:07:20That's kind of what he does.

00:07:20He kind of sniffed us out

00:07:21because he's a werewolf,

00:07:22I think.

00:07:23Mm.

00:07:23Um, but, uh,

00:07:24he knows Maya

00:07:27and was talking about

00:07:29all of us getting together

00:07:30tomorrow night to talk.

00:07:31He's seemingly against

00:07:33sort of the Douglas Whittaker

00:07:34situation.

00:07:35So it doesn't seem like

00:07:37a, an enemy really.

00:07:38No.

00:07:39Ooh.

00:07:39Um, I have a very important

00:07:41piece of information

00:07:42that's maybe going to shock

00:07:44everyone.

00:07:44Oh my gosh.

00:07:46Um, go ahead

00:07:47and sit down.

00:07:49Okay.

00:07:50All right.

00:07:50I'm going to lie down.

00:07:52Lie down if you...

00:07:52I'm going to hang upside down.

00:07:53I'm going to lie down.

00:07:54You might hit your head,

00:07:55but...

00:07:55I'm going to lie down.

00:07:56Coach is coming

00:07:57tomorrow night.

00:07:58Oh, no.

00:07:59Oh, no.

00:08:02He wants to check in

00:08:03on how we're doing

00:08:03and I said,

00:08:04we got a lot figured out,

00:08:06but, uh...

00:08:07And he's coming alone?

00:08:08He's bringing, um,

00:08:09sorry, what was that?

00:08:10Ermin.

00:08:11The Tremere Primogen

00:08:12of San Francisco.

00:08:13Oh, no.

00:08:15So...

00:08:16We're looking alive.

00:08:18We got a couple of things.

00:08:19We are looking alive.

00:08:21I think we closed

00:08:22on the rogue lumber mill.

00:08:24Yes.

00:08:24So, Elysium,

00:08:26theoretically,

00:08:27let's go make that look awesome.

00:08:29Let's make the lumber mill look sick.

00:08:31You know what?

00:08:31I had a thought

00:08:32and tell me

00:08:33if this is too crazy,

00:08:35but you have some info

00:08:36about these fire bears, right?

00:08:39Nude fire bears?

00:08:40Gumboos, yeah.

00:08:41If there's a way

00:08:42that we can lure them out

00:08:44and into the weed dispensary

00:08:47to infest there

00:08:48and live in that building

00:08:50instead of in ours,

00:08:51that'd be cool.

00:08:52Can I look at my book

00:08:53and see if they like weed?

00:08:54Go ahead and give me

00:08:55a cult and intelligence.

00:08:57Okay.

00:08:58Do you have a PDF?

00:08:59You could just control F.

00:09:00Difficulty is one.

00:09:02Yeah.

00:09:02Difficulty is one.

00:09:03Difficulty is one.

00:09:04Intelligence, what's it called?

00:09:05I do have a specialty

00:09:06in zoology.

00:09:07So you can go ahead

00:09:08and add a die

00:09:09for that specialty.

00:09:10So you're already

00:09:11to an auto pass.

00:09:12I think I know

00:09:13what the answer's gonna be.

00:09:14I have a feeling

00:09:15I know what the answer's gonna be.

00:09:16I fail.

00:09:18Wait, willpower.

00:09:19Willpower.

00:09:20You is willpower.

00:09:21We can't make

00:09:23Batchild use willpower

00:09:24if she doesn't want to.

00:09:25Look, my mind

00:09:26is elsewhere right now.

00:09:27I apparently

00:09:28don't have a heart.

00:09:31Yeah, you're a vampire.

00:09:32You have a heart.

00:09:33I'm not a vampire.

00:09:35We all know

00:09:36that Batchild

00:09:37is half bat,

00:09:38half child.

00:09:40And full vampire.

00:09:41She seemed like

00:09:42a full half bat,

00:09:43half child.

00:09:44Half bat,

00:09:45half child.

00:09:46That's where

00:09:47the name come from.

00:09:48Not a vampire.

00:09:49When we go

00:09:50to the lumber mill,

00:09:51maybe we'll have a chat.

00:09:52Is this on the way?

00:09:53Look yourself in the mirror

00:09:54and tell yourself

00:09:55you're not a vampire.

00:09:56It's empty.

00:09:58That's a trick mirror.

00:10:00Just like every mirror

00:10:01I've seen

00:10:02since 2003.

00:10:04H.J.,

00:10:04we've known

00:10:05this was a delicate

00:10:05I know.

00:10:06I'm sorry.

00:10:08I'm just feeling wild

00:10:08because Koshay's coming.

00:10:10We gotta

00:10:12sit you down

00:10:13and have a little talk.

00:10:14Just to be really,

00:10:15I mean,

00:10:16I hate to be this guy,

00:10:17but I gotta be this guy.

00:10:18Kind of eternal war

00:10:19between vampires

00:10:20and werewolves.

00:10:22You're not,

00:10:22you're 100% sure

00:10:23this guy's on the level.

00:10:24I just,

00:10:25here's the thing.

00:10:25He wears shorts

00:10:26in the winter.

00:10:27I came at him

00:10:28so hard.

00:10:30Yes.

00:10:30And I tried

00:10:31to sneak around

00:10:32his place

00:10:33and he saw me

00:10:34just go into his garbage

00:10:35and he just acknowledged

00:10:36that I did that

00:10:37and then I kicked

00:10:38down his bathroom door

00:10:39after saying

00:10:40I had to go

00:10:40to the bathroom

00:10:41and then I was just

00:10:42dressed as a superhero

00:10:43and then I started

00:10:45yelling at him

00:10:46and he just like

00:10:47asked that we speak

00:10:48calmly

00:10:49and then we did

00:10:50and he knew

00:10:50I was a vampire

00:10:51but he was still like nice.

00:10:52And I tried

00:10:53to get him on our side

00:10:54by being just

00:10:55kind of helpless

00:10:56and also scared

00:10:57of darkness

00:10:58by being a pervert

00:10:59and he did not

00:11:00buy into that either.

00:11:02Wow,

00:11:02he didn't buy into

00:11:02darkness by being

00:11:03a pervert?

00:11:04No.

00:11:05He might be on the level.

00:11:07It's irresistible sometimes

00:11:08so that is actually

00:11:09very measured.

00:11:10It's kind of pervy.

00:11:11So like

00:11:11it's an eternal war

00:11:13but what's a few more

00:11:14days, weeks, months

00:11:15to an eternal war,

00:11:17you know?

00:11:17I guess perhaps alone.

00:11:18So when are we

00:11:19supposed to talk to Connie?

00:11:20Tomorrow night

00:11:21and when does Koshia

00:11:22get here?

00:11:23Tomorrow night?

00:11:24Tomorrow night.

00:11:24Oh, he's going to be

00:11:25so mad.

00:11:26Oh, man.

00:11:27We're going to have

00:11:27tooth in the box.

00:11:28We're going to have

00:11:29tooth in the box.

00:11:30The boss is coming.

00:11:31We can do it.

00:11:32Here, we'll put up

00:11:33a wall in the lumber mill.

00:11:34I can't believe.

00:11:35Okay, okay, wait, wait,

00:11:35hear me out.

00:11:37Koshia shows up.

00:11:38We are in the middle

00:11:40of expelling

00:11:42the lupine.

00:11:43Have him go.

00:11:44We'll write a script.

00:11:46No, because Koshia

00:11:46will do a whole thing

00:11:47where they'll like

00:11:48kill him or something, right?

00:11:49And I'm sure

00:11:49we'll do it perfectly.

00:11:50And we'll do it perfect.

00:11:51I think if some of us

00:11:53host Koshia

00:11:54at our new Elysium

00:11:55and some of us

00:11:56go and have a chat

00:11:57with Kobi.

00:11:58And we don't get

00:11:58lit on fire,

00:11:59that's so dangerous.

00:12:01Yeah, well,

00:12:01we've got to give it a shot.

00:12:03He's trying to light us

00:12:04on fire as vampire.

00:12:05Oh, Bad Child

00:12:05is reasonable, you know?

00:12:07It makes sense

00:12:07because we have

00:12:08to have our freaking

00:12:10Elysium established

00:12:11before he gets here.

00:12:12That's like bare minimum.

00:12:13Maybe me,

00:12:14Bad Child,

00:12:15and Zaith

00:12:15host Koshia

00:12:16at the new Elysium

00:12:17and work it out

00:12:18with the bears.

00:12:19And then the three of you...

00:12:20And Koshia, you speak

00:12:20to animal, right?

00:12:21So maybe you can talk

00:12:22to...

00:12:22Oh, yeah.

00:12:23The lull,

00:12:24the naked bears.

00:12:25So I really just have...

00:12:27I have an ability

00:12:28to bond with animals.

00:12:30I have one specifically

00:12:32strong bond

00:12:34with one horse.

00:12:35Sure.

00:12:35And I'm sure

00:12:36it's going to translate.

00:12:37Let's give it a shot.

00:12:38So you've got to

00:12:38bump the horse

00:12:39and take on

00:12:40each little bear

00:12:41one at a time?

00:12:42And I can't...

00:12:42And I don't know

00:12:44if I can do that,

00:12:44but I'm not going to.

00:12:46Sure.

00:12:46So me and Gorse

00:12:48are going to just

00:12:49see what we can...

00:12:50And you, Bad Child,

00:12:51you know all about animals.

00:12:51You have the book.

00:12:52You're a zoologist.

00:12:54We got everything.

00:12:55What do we need?

00:12:55I actually don't

00:12:56have any special abilities

00:12:58with animals.

00:12:59What?

00:13:00Wait, what do you need?

00:13:01You're Bat Child.

00:13:03You're half bat.

00:13:04You're half bat.

00:13:05You don't have

00:13:05a special ability

00:13:07to half of you?

00:13:10After, um...

00:13:11After I got bit

00:13:12by a ghost bat,

00:13:14I tried to live

00:13:15amongst the bats.

00:13:16I went to Bracken Cave

00:13:18just outside of

00:13:19San Antonio.

00:13:21It's the largest

00:13:22summer colony of bats.

00:13:25Okay.

00:13:26And you just got to...

00:13:28What happened?

00:13:28You got in the flow

00:13:29of things.

00:13:29I can't speak

00:13:30at the high frequencies

00:13:31they speak at.

00:13:32Oh.

00:13:33I'm dog shit

00:13:34at hunting wasps.

00:13:37I...

00:13:38They eat wasps?

00:13:38I can't...

00:13:39Yeah.

00:13:39And it hurts

00:13:41to eat a watch.

00:13:42Were you able

00:13:43to get up there

00:13:43with them

00:13:44or were you down...

00:13:45Where?

00:13:45No.

00:13:46No.

00:13:46You were just

00:13:47at the bottom of the...

00:13:47You were on the ground

00:13:48eating bees?

00:13:49You were in there shit

00:13:50just eating bees?

00:13:51You were just in the guano?

00:13:52Yeah.

00:13:52You were knee deep

00:13:53in the guano?

00:13:54I was knee deep

00:13:55in guano.

00:13:57That's commitment

00:13:57and that is a superpower.

00:13:59That's true.

00:14:00Yes.

00:14:01Commitment

00:14:01is a superpower.

00:14:02Gassing each other up.

00:14:03It's a superpower.

00:14:04This is it.

00:14:05You've got this.

00:14:07Knowledge

00:14:07is a superpower.

00:14:09Yeah.

00:14:10You got to get

00:14:10knee deep

00:14:11in the guano of...

00:14:12You got to get

00:14:13nip deep

00:14:14in the guano

00:14:15of fire bears today.

00:14:18Okay.

00:14:19We'll get you some waiters.

00:14:20Look, I don't want

00:14:21to throw a wrench

00:14:22in tomorrow

00:14:23but it's also my birthday.

00:14:27Oh, man.

00:14:28Oh, my God.

00:14:29Okay.

00:14:29It's January 16th.

00:14:30It's your birthday.

00:14:31I forgot.

00:14:32January 13th, Zay.

00:14:33No, it's not.

00:14:34Oh, you're right.

00:14:36It's all right.

00:14:37You have to get

00:14:38the new calendar.

00:14:39I actually...

00:14:39I have to use

00:14:41the bathroom again.

00:14:42No.

00:14:42And I go upstairs

00:14:43and I try to order...

00:14:45Oh, shit.

00:14:46I have to run out

00:14:48to the bathroom

00:14:49and I leave

00:14:50and I get on my side.

00:14:52Where are you going?

00:14:53Oh, shit.

00:14:54I have to go

00:14:56to the bathroom.

00:14:57I got to go to my...

00:14:57What's that, Gorse?

00:14:58Yeah, one second.

00:14:59I zip through the streets

00:15:02looking for a store

00:15:03that's open

00:15:03to get a gift.

00:15:04I go to some

00:15:05student's house party

00:15:06and just shoplift

00:15:07from the students.

00:15:09Great.

00:15:10Everyone runs out

00:15:11to go get a gift

00:15:11for that.

00:15:12I'm staying home.

00:15:15I'm going to admit

00:15:16I forgot your birthday

00:15:17like a man.

00:15:18It's okay.

00:15:19It's okay.

00:15:20I meant more like

00:15:20I don't mean to put

00:15:21more on our plate.

00:15:22Something I think

00:15:23she might really like

00:15:24is something stolen

00:15:25from the precinct.

00:15:27From the what?

00:15:28You're going to steal?

00:15:29Okay.

00:15:29From the police precinct.

00:15:31This whole episode

00:15:31is just going to be

00:15:32you disappear.

00:15:34Us finding you in jail.

00:15:36Murder ape.

00:15:37We're going to go around

00:15:38who all leaves

00:15:38to find Bat Child a gift?

00:15:40One, two, one.

00:15:41I do a laugh

00:15:42and I come back empty.

00:15:43Here is what I would like

00:15:43to get for Bat Child

00:15:45on the computer.

00:15:46Oh, okay.

00:15:47Got you.

00:15:47Okay.

00:15:48So I do a little thing

00:15:49on the computer.

00:15:50I come back.

00:15:51I don't get anything.

00:15:53HJ, you go to

00:15:54the police precinct.

00:15:55This is what I would

00:15:56like to get for her

00:15:58at the police precinct.

00:16:00Great.

00:16:00You got it.

00:16:01She says a gun.

00:16:03Great.

00:16:04Okay.

00:16:04So you walk

00:16:05into the police precinct.

00:16:06A person working

00:16:07at the front desk

00:16:08looks up and points

00:16:09at the bell on the door

00:16:10and says, I'm sorry.

00:16:11And walks up

00:16:11and takes that off.

00:16:13I don't know how that...

00:16:13I thought that was weird too.

00:16:17I say, good evening.

00:16:20I'm here to see a client.

00:16:24Oh, you're a public defender?

00:16:26Yeah.

00:16:26Great.

00:16:26What's your name?

00:16:27Boris.

00:16:29Not getting a Boris.

00:16:31Weird.

00:16:32Like, do you mind

00:16:33if I call them?

00:16:35Yeah.

00:16:36What's the point?

00:16:37What's your client's name?

00:16:38Boris.

00:16:39Are you saying Warris?

00:16:40Yeah, I'm here to see Warris.

00:16:42Your name is Boris.

00:16:43My name is Boris.

00:16:44I'm here to see Warris.

00:16:45Great.

00:16:46Give me...

00:16:46I'm just going to hop

00:16:47on the phone really quick.

00:16:49Pay phone?

00:16:52I just try to step to the side

00:16:53and if they turn around

00:16:54I make a run for it.

00:16:56Towards her...

00:16:57You step...

00:16:58What's happening?

00:16:59Deeper in or to leave?

00:17:01Towards the evidence room.

00:17:03Great.

00:17:04What are you doing?

00:17:05Roll me intelligence investigation

00:17:06to know where the evidence room is.

00:17:08I've got this.

00:17:09The open door of evidence room.

00:17:10I've got this.

00:17:11Right.

00:17:11I'm going to...

00:17:12What the fuck are you doing?

00:17:13I pass.

00:17:14Okay, great.

00:17:15Knowledge investigation.

00:17:15Difficulty of four.

00:17:16Okay.

00:17:18God damn it.

00:17:19That's two.

00:17:20I'm going to re-roll.

00:17:23Okay.

00:17:24Okay.

00:17:24There we go.

00:17:25Four.

00:17:25Great.

00:17:25So you see down the hallway

00:17:27an evidence lock.

00:17:28I wait for them to look the other way.

00:17:30You see the person says

00:17:31did you make the appointment today

00:17:33or did you...

00:17:34All right, great.

00:17:34Do you have celerity?

00:17:36Not at all.

00:17:37Of course not.

00:17:38I have presents.

00:17:41So is there a way to do the absence of...

00:17:43So you're more visible, if anything.

00:17:46Great.

00:17:47So you run...

00:17:47You're getting texts that are like,

00:17:48I'll come back.

00:17:49I bail.

00:17:50I bail.

00:17:51No.

00:17:51I bail.

00:17:52I bail.

00:17:53I grab his gun

00:17:54and that'll be good enough.

00:17:55All right, great.

00:17:56Go ahead and give me

00:17:59Dexterity.

00:18:00One in Dexterity,

00:18:01lowest death.

00:18:02You're going to have to wear

00:18:03your fake face

00:18:03for the rest of the campaign.

00:18:06Don't threaten me

00:18:06with a good sign.

00:18:09Give me

00:18:11Dexterity Larson.

00:18:13This is going to be

00:18:14a difficulty of three.

00:18:16A difficulty of three.

00:18:18I forgot to roll this one.

00:18:22I'm going to re-roll.

00:18:24Okay.

00:18:26It's like you have a crit.

00:18:29Three failures.

00:18:30Three failures.

00:18:35What the fuck are you doing?

00:18:37Let's just pretend this

00:18:38never happened.

00:18:39No, I want this in there.

00:18:41I want this in the final cut.

00:18:44Let's just pretend this

00:18:45didn't happen.

00:18:46It's me talking to the cop.

00:18:48You just like

00:18:49touch the gun

00:18:50and then stand there.

00:18:52Let's just pretend

00:18:53this didn't happen.

00:19:02I'm scooting home.

00:19:04Okay, great.

00:19:05I'm scooting to Beth.

00:19:05You go to grab his gun

00:19:06and he goes,

00:19:07hey, hey, hey.

00:19:08Let's just pretend

00:19:08this didn't happen.

00:19:12Great.

00:19:13Awesome.

00:19:15Straight.

00:19:16Fuck.

00:19:17What can I get her

00:19:17if not a hot gun?

00:19:18Okay, as you

00:19:20take off the first scooter

00:19:21behind you,

00:19:22you hear,

00:19:23whoo, whoo, whoo.

00:19:24I go to Beth's.

00:19:27That's the next best thing

00:19:28I could get her.

00:19:29Peel off.

00:19:29A female friendship.

00:19:33No, I go home.

00:19:35And we just start,

00:19:36we go right back

00:19:37to where we were.

00:19:37We're kind of

00:19:38all in the room together.

00:19:40Okay.

00:19:41Okay.

00:19:42Go ahead and give me

00:19:44dexterity stealth

00:19:45if you'd be so kind.

00:19:46Okay, great.

00:19:46We can't keep pulling

00:19:47this Banksy shit,

00:19:48all right?

00:19:50Blood surge.

00:19:51I mean,

00:19:51the masquerade's still happening.

00:19:53Yeah, of course.

00:19:54They might just go to jail.

00:19:55Yeah, exactly.

00:19:57That's a one.

00:19:58One success?

00:19:59Okay, great.

00:20:00As you pull away

00:20:00on the bird scooter,

00:20:01the cop cars begin

00:20:02to pile onto Main Street.

00:20:04You're going right down

00:20:05the main road.

00:20:05I start changing my face.

00:20:11Hold on one second.

00:20:15Okay.

00:20:17Are you making an attempt

00:20:18to dodge

00:20:19or to resist

00:20:20with fortitude?

00:20:21Oh, yes.

00:20:22Yeah, yeah.

00:20:22Let's do that.

00:20:23Give me stamina

00:20:24plus fortitude?

00:20:25I can do,

00:20:26I have protein

00:20:27and I also have dominate

00:20:28that I have better stats.

00:20:29Okay.

00:20:30For right now,

00:20:31you're just being shot at

00:20:32with a lot of guns.

00:20:33So go ahead

00:20:34and give me stamina

00:20:35plus fortitude.

00:20:36Jesus.

00:20:37Yeah, you got it.

00:20:38So we're not actually

00:20:39just cutting back

00:20:40to where we all were.

00:20:41I mean, I get it.

00:20:42I'm going to blood surge.

00:20:43Okay, great.

00:20:44I pass.

00:20:45Great.

00:20:45So let's wait for that.

00:20:46We're good.

00:20:47And then I added two

00:20:48because I blood surge.

00:20:49H.J. just dies.

00:20:51We got one.

00:20:51I'm going to re-roll

00:20:52with willpower again.

00:20:54Okay, great.

00:20:56This is just bad child

00:20:57of me just sitting

00:20:58in the living room.

00:20:59I came back.

00:21:00Oh, great.

00:21:01Jesus, that's insane.

00:21:02Sitting in the living room.

00:21:03H.J.,

00:21:04you take 10 points

00:21:06of superficial damage

00:21:07halved to five

00:21:09as you are just being

00:21:11riddled with bullets.

00:21:17You get to the bridge.

00:21:21The question is,

00:21:22I go off the bridge.

00:21:23You go off the bridge

00:21:24into the water.

00:21:26Bird scooter destroyed.

00:21:27Bird scooter riddled with bullets.

00:21:29You sink to the bottom

00:21:30where you do not need

00:21:31to breathe

00:21:33and you see

00:21:34the cop cars pull up

00:21:36and begin to shine

00:21:36lights into the water.

00:21:37What do you do?

00:21:38I hide under the bridge

00:21:39if I can.

00:21:40Okay, you hide under the bridge.

00:21:42How deep is the water?

00:21:43Can I go deep

00:21:43where the light won't touch?

00:21:44You can go deep

00:21:45where the light won't touch.

00:21:46I get down, like,

00:21:48anglerfish deep.

00:21:49You get anglerfish deep.

00:21:49You can also probably

00:21:52spend the rest

00:21:53of the night

00:21:54crawling up

00:21:55or down river

00:21:56on the bottom

00:21:57of the river

00:21:57to emerge

00:21:58where the cops won't see.

00:22:01Great.

00:22:03They just

00:22:04think they shot you

00:22:05into the river

00:22:06and you just...

00:22:09Can I luck check

00:22:10find something

00:22:12actually really beautiful

00:22:13and antique

00:22:14that's been thrown

00:22:15in the river

00:22:15to give to Bad Child

00:22:16once I get home?

00:22:17Roll two dice

00:22:18and if they're both successes,

00:22:19you'll find something.

00:22:21Fuck.

00:22:21One.

00:22:22One success.

00:22:23One success.

00:22:23It's mostly just rocks

00:22:24down here.

00:22:25Grab a rock.

00:22:27I'm gonna write

00:22:29a poem on it

00:22:29in Sharpie.

00:22:30So,

00:22:31HJ is not present

00:22:32for this next scene.

00:22:36Where's HJ?

00:22:38I thought maybe

00:22:39we were all kind of

00:22:39doing, like,

00:22:40a scatter moment.

00:22:42Finding something cool

00:22:43coming back.

00:22:45Vaith doesn't get one.

00:22:46I didn't find it.

00:22:47I just asked the computer.

00:22:48Where did Madeleine go?

00:22:50I'm gonna go

00:22:51to these fuckers' houses

00:22:53over here.

00:22:54Rory and Miranda?

00:22:55Rory and Miranda

00:22:55and I'm gonna steal

00:22:56the most disgustingly

00:22:57tiny pair of underwear.

00:22:59Great.

00:23:00For everybody.

00:23:00What?

00:23:02Ew.

00:23:03Wow.

00:23:04Establish early on.

00:23:06That's what Bad Child likes.

00:23:09Other people's

00:23:10tiny underwear.

00:23:11Other people's

00:23:11tiny underwear.

00:23:12This is definitely

00:23:13a gift that Madeleine

00:23:14thinks is quite a good give.

00:23:15Great.

00:23:16So, Madeleine,

00:23:17go ahead and give me

00:23:18Charisma Persuasion.

00:23:19Great.

00:23:20Difficulty's one.

00:23:21I got it.

00:23:22I don't need,

00:23:23I'm gonna have.

00:23:23You wanna have?

00:23:24Yeah.

00:23:24Great.

00:23:24You walk in,

00:23:25Rory and Miranda

00:23:26both say hi.

00:23:27Nice.

00:23:28Oh.

00:23:28Yeah, I got three.

00:23:30Yeah.

00:23:30You grab a nice

00:23:31little piece of underwear,

00:23:31you come back,

00:23:32Bad Child,

00:23:32you get some underwear,

00:23:33that's the only gift

00:23:33you get for your birthday.

00:23:34Hey, I give Bad Child

00:23:35a Hallmark card

00:23:36with no money in it.

00:23:38How did you know?

00:23:39It's the thought

00:23:40that counts more

00:23:41than the money.

00:23:42I've always thought that.

00:23:42It's the thong

00:23:42that counts.

00:23:43That's what they say,

00:23:44the thong that counts.

00:23:45The thong that counts.

00:23:46Um, and you'll get

00:23:47your present for me

00:23:48on your actual birthday.

00:23:50Is it a singing birthday card?

00:23:52Oh, wait,

00:23:52is today your birthday

00:23:53or tomorrow?

00:23:53Tomorrow.

00:23:54Oh, yeah,

00:23:54tomorrow you'll get it.

00:23:55We have all this time.

00:23:56We have so much time.

00:23:57I also wasn't even

00:23:58asking for birthday presents.

00:23:59I was just saying, like,

00:24:00hey, here's, like,

00:24:01just another thing going on.

00:24:03I know.

00:24:03So this is more than

00:24:05I ever could have expected.

00:24:06Where's H.J.?

00:24:08I'm texting H.J.

00:24:09He's not, I mean,

00:24:10he just kind of ran off

00:24:11to the night.

00:24:12I can't lie.

00:24:12He's been doing

00:24:13some new drug

00:24:14that I think is

00:24:15really playing tricks

00:24:16with his thong.

00:24:17Yeah.

00:24:18I noticed a lot

00:24:18of sort of flexing.

00:24:20Did you see how he kept

00:24:21taking his shirt off

00:24:22yesterday?

00:24:22Yeah.

00:24:23The X.

00:24:24Yeah.

00:24:24No shirt,

00:24:25but a woolly stock.

00:24:25Pretty unreliable

00:24:26if you need a number two,

00:24:27you know.

00:24:28Hey.

00:24:32He's crawling along.

00:24:34The bottom of the stream.

00:24:36It's a creek.

00:24:38The bottom of the creek

00:24:39is fucking vampire.

00:24:41Like a fucking aquatic

00:24:42grinch.

00:24:43Thank God this setting

00:24:44doesn't have you die

00:24:44in running water

00:24:45for vampires.

00:24:47Oh, so do we

00:24:48want to try to set up

00:24:49the lumber mill a little bit?

00:24:50Yeah, I think so.

00:24:51I think if there's

00:24:52a party store in town

00:24:53or just somewhere

00:24:54that has decorations

00:24:55or, you know.

00:24:56Just work on, like,

00:24:57cleaning it

00:24:57because we should,

00:24:58you know,

00:24:59we should let them know

00:25:00that it's still

00:25:00a work in progress.

00:25:01Yeah, but I mean,

00:25:02say, if you could, like,

00:25:03spray paint some stuff,

00:25:05you know.

00:25:05Oh.

00:25:06Really, you know.

00:25:07Yeah.

00:25:07You know what Koshay likes.

00:25:09Spray paint some stuff

00:25:10he likes.

00:25:10Yeah.

00:25:11Maybe we get long

00:25:13reams of red silk fabric

00:25:15and just have it hanging.

00:25:17Let's go, team.

00:25:18Do we have about

00:25:19a thousand candles?

00:25:20Oh, good idea.

00:25:21I mean, we can get

00:25:22at least a hundred.

00:25:23to the silk

00:25:24so it feels like

00:25:25it might set on fire.

00:25:26Do you want to text Tyler

00:25:27and see if you can get

00:25:27a thousand candles?

00:25:28Tyler, I need a thousand

00:25:30candles by tomorrow

00:25:31at the Rogue Lumber Mill

00:25:32by 3 p.m., 4 p.m.?

00:25:36You get a text from Tyler

00:25:36immediately saying

00:25:37in my car

00:25:38on the way to Medford

00:25:39Big Box store,

00:25:40we'll have them.

00:25:41Store is open till midnight.

00:25:42That's my big dog

00:25:43and then a gif

00:25:44of a barking dog.

00:25:47Tyler, unscented.

00:25:48Make sure they're unscented.

00:25:50Thumbs up emoji

00:25:50react immediately.

00:25:51You guys take off

00:25:52or just go over

00:25:54to the lumber mill.

00:25:55Are you guys really

00:25:55going to, like,

00:25:56go physically there

00:25:57to start getting

00:25:58it ready tonight?

00:25:59Yeah, I mean,

00:26:00I think we might have

00:26:00He's getting here

00:26:01tomorrow night.

00:26:02Yeah, we've got some time.

00:26:04Yeah, that way we can,

00:26:05some people can give him

00:26:07a tour while others

00:26:08go and talk to Cody.

00:26:10Hell yeah.

00:26:10You guys arrived

00:26:11at the Rogue County

00:26:13Lumber Mill.

00:26:14Where am I?

00:26:16I'm closing, right?

00:26:18I'm, like, probably right here.

00:26:18Closing distance, yeah.

00:26:19I think you're down here.

00:26:20I would imagine

00:26:21I ran.

00:26:21I want to say you're here.

00:26:23You kind of got

00:26:24turned around.

00:26:26It's a little bit hard

00:26:26to tell where I'm going,

00:26:28but I believe it.

00:26:29Yeah, I'm coming over here.

00:26:31Let me ask,

00:26:32in terms of,

00:26:33look, time is passing

00:26:33kind of weirdly

00:26:34in the waterway

00:26:35as you're traveling

00:26:35and you really don't

00:26:36want to get grabbed

00:26:36by the police.

00:26:37So as you're moving,

00:26:38go ahead and give me

00:26:42intelligence survival

00:26:43for how long

00:26:45you should take

00:26:46to, like,

00:26:47getting out of the river.

00:26:48I'll say that,

00:26:49I'll say that

00:26:49you're looking

00:26:50for four successes.

00:26:51Okay.

00:26:51But,

00:26:52but you just don't

00:26:53want to get

00:26:54less than three.

00:26:56Am I a blood slurge?

00:26:57Blood slurge?

00:26:58Blood slurge?

00:26:59I got it.

00:26:59Great.

00:26:59Five.

00:27:02One, two, three,

00:27:03four, five.

00:27:04Five successes.

00:27:04Great.

00:27:05Cool.

00:27:05You get out

00:27:06wherever you want in town.

00:27:07Do I find,

00:27:07like, a little pearl

00:27:08or something?

00:27:09No.

00:27:12You got to ask, though.

00:27:13You got to ask.

00:27:14We already rolled for that.

00:27:15You don't find a little pearl.

00:27:16But I just, like,

00:27:17nailed it so much

00:27:18just now I thought

00:27:19maybe I'll find my way

00:27:20I was going to have you

00:27:22come out of the river

00:27:22in Medford

00:27:23and have to run back.

00:27:25All right, fair enough.

00:27:27So can I get out

00:27:27right by the lumber mill?

00:27:29You guys pull up

00:27:30by the lumber mill

00:27:31and you see H.J.

00:27:33H.J.?

00:27:33What?

00:27:34Riddled with bullet holes.

00:27:36What the hell happened?

00:27:38What happened to you?

00:27:39Did you get any

00:27:40of our texts?

00:27:40Is your phone wet?

00:27:41My phone's long gone.

00:27:43How did you know

00:27:43to come here?

00:27:44I knew that

00:27:45we have a lot of work

00:27:46to do, gang.

00:27:47Let's circle up.

00:27:50H.J., you good, man?

00:27:51I couldn't get it.

00:27:53You couldn't get what?

00:27:54I had a really good idea

00:27:55for a present

00:27:55and it just seemed like

00:27:57everything was against me

00:27:58all at once.

00:27:59Do you have your bird scooter?

00:28:00I can charge it.

00:28:01Oh, God, no.

00:28:02It's gone.

00:28:02It got shot up by the cops.

00:28:04It got shot up by the cops.

00:28:06Yeah.

00:28:07Anyway, happy birthday.

00:28:08I got you something

00:28:09but I'm not done with it.

00:28:11That's fine.

00:28:12And I try to hide the rock

00:28:13that I'm holding

00:28:13but it's really big.

00:28:16I look at the rock

00:28:17like I really want it.

00:28:19Okay, good.

00:28:20You're going to like

00:28:21even more when I'm

00:28:22trying to pull him on it.

00:28:23All right, let's all

00:28:24get in the lumber mill.

00:28:27You guys,

00:28:28having closed on the property,

00:28:29Giannis was understanding

00:28:30about it because you guys

00:28:31were moving the finances

00:28:32pretty quickly.

00:28:32There's a small lockbox.

00:28:33He's giving you

00:28:34the code to the keys.

00:28:35You're able to open

00:28:35the big padlock

00:28:36on the front of the lumber mill.

00:28:38You open it up

00:28:39and see first

00:28:41a bizarre smell.

00:28:43Ash mixed with tons

00:28:44of fire extinguisher.

00:28:46There's like sort of

00:28:46that fire extinguisher

00:28:47like flame retardant material

00:28:49that's like scattered

00:28:49all over the floor.

00:28:51Enormous ceiling mounted

00:28:52buzz saws,

00:28:53catwalks,

00:28:55huge like open saw tables,

00:28:59carpentry stations,

00:29:00workbenches, vices,

00:29:01big heavy duty equipment

00:29:02in the back,

00:29:03a large sort of staging area

00:29:05adjoining the back

00:29:07sort of warehouse,

00:29:08upper level sort of

00:29:09offices or administrative places.

00:29:11You can see that the,

00:29:13near that sort of

00:29:13larger staging area,

00:29:15there's again like

00:29:15huge table mounted saws

00:29:18and wood panels.

00:29:19The equipment here

00:29:21looks pretty nice

00:29:22in terms of being

00:29:24an actual usable working space,

00:29:26but obviously it's not,

00:29:27it is not set up

00:29:28like a brewery right now.

00:29:31I'd also ask anyone

00:29:31that wants to give me

00:29:32wit's awareness.

00:29:34I'm going to text Tyler

00:29:36actually scented.

00:29:38scented,

00:29:38actually scented.

00:29:41Two.

00:29:42One.

00:29:43Five.

00:29:45Or six.

00:29:47Oh, I crit.

00:29:48Four, five, six, seven.

00:29:50How many did Zaith get?

00:29:51Two.

00:29:52H-J.

00:29:53With two.

00:29:55Yeah, we're like literally

00:29:55in a battle right now.

00:29:57It sounds like initiative.

00:29:59Levante,

00:30:00looking down at your phone,

00:30:02Tyler immediately hits you back

00:30:04with do you have exact smells?

00:30:06If not,

00:30:08give me three evocative words.

00:30:11Winter, warmth, tropical.

00:30:13He gets back to-

00:30:15Tropical winter.

00:30:16Tropical winter warmth.

00:30:18Hawaiian winter.

00:30:19Wow, I love.

00:30:21I can smoke.

00:30:21I would buy that.

00:30:23I would buy that.

00:30:24Okay, tropical winter warmth.

00:30:26As you say that,

00:30:27Levante, you suddenly look up.

00:30:29Darkness Man, Batchild,

00:30:30your superhero senses kick in.

00:30:33Snuffling from under one of the tables,

00:30:35you see an enormous shape

00:30:38lunge forward towards you.

00:30:41It's sort of pachyderm,

00:30:44elephantine skin,

00:30:46like a rhinoceros or an elephant,

00:30:47is choked with creosote.

00:30:49It squeaks like the thick ash

00:30:52of a wood stove

00:30:53scraping against each other

00:30:55with the movements of its bodies.

00:30:56Enormous digging claws,

00:30:58more like that of a wombat or a badger

00:31:01than of a true bear,

00:31:02as this ursine shape

00:31:04leaps out of the darkness,

00:31:06going...

00:31:09Its nose lights up

00:31:12as sparks snuff out of it.

00:31:15And you guys see that a gumbaroo

00:31:18charges nude and screaming

00:31:20from the shadows

00:31:21underneath the buzzsaw.

00:31:23I run at it and I tackle it.

00:31:25So I've read about gumbaroos.

00:31:27What do they like?

00:31:28What would I, a zoologist,

00:31:31have clocked about it?

00:31:31Give me one more.

00:31:33You can do so with two extra dice

00:31:34from your zoology skill.

00:31:36Give me intelligence

00:31:38plus either animal ken

00:31:40or a cult.

00:31:42Whichever you prefer.

00:31:46Four.

00:31:47On four successes,

00:31:48you know a couple different things.

00:31:50Number one,

00:31:51this thing leapt out from the shadows

00:31:53underneath one of the tables.

00:31:55As it does so,

00:31:57what you see

00:31:58is a thin veil of ruby light.

00:32:01You and Madelaine

00:32:02both see in this moment

00:32:03that this creature,

00:32:05you are catching it

00:32:07on its first night

00:32:09fully on this side

00:32:11of the veil

00:32:12between life and death.

00:32:13All of its other attacks

00:32:15on the property

00:32:16and the people

00:32:16that must have seen it

00:32:17must have seen it

00:32:19under liminal circumstances.

00:32:21Perhaps there were

00:32:22ghostly events happening

00:32:23or it was a solstice

00:32:24or an equinox

00:32:25or something else

00:32:25was going on.

00:32:26On four successes,

00:32:27you realize that

00:32:28whatever that owl creature was

00:32:30in the Templar's basement

00:32:31has been undone

00:32:33when Herbert cracked

00:32:34that statue in half.

00:32:36And it is very thankful

00:32:38that you guys

00:32:39are the first people here.

00:32:40Otherwise,

00:32:40this thing would have

00:32:41openly breached

00:32:42the masquerade

00:32:43and escaped from the lumber mill

00:32:44at the next possible opportunity.

00:32:46That's what you get

00:32:47on four successes.

00:32:47Okay.

00:32:48What you know about this is

00:32:49this thing is a

00:32:50potentially fatal encounter

00:32:52for all six of you.

00:32:53Whoa.

00:32:53It uses fire.

00:32:55You remember online

00:32:57seeing in some column

00:32:59associated with some

00:33:00piece of research

00:33:00you were doing

00:33:01that someone had hinted

00:33:03towards a possible weakness

00:33:04but on four successes,

00:33:06you do not remember

00:33:07exactly what its weakness is

00:33:08but you remember

00:33:08where to look for it.

00:33:10There was a path

00:33:11online for it.

00:33:13You also potentially

00:33:13could have it in your book

00:33:15if that's traveling

00:33:15on your person.

00:33:16You would have brought it,

00:33:17I think,

00:33:17because we're like,

00:33:18we're really trying

00:33:18to fix this place up.

00:33:19Hell yeah.

00:33:20We either would have read it

00:33:21or brought it.

00:33:21So it's definitely on me.

00:33:22When it gets to your turn,

00:33:23it will be

00:33:24Take a read action.

00:33:24Like a read action,

00:33:26essentially.

00:33:27Darkness Man,

00:33:27you're going to lunge

00:33:28at this thing first.

00:33:29Yeah.

00:33:30I don't have all the info.

00:33:32I'm just doing

00:33:33what I would do.

00:33:34Punch it, Mitch.

00:33:35Punch it.

00:33:35I'm going to tackle it.

00:33:36I don't know if it's

00:33:36a good guy or a bad guy.

00:33:37Punch it in the nose.

00:33:38I don't know if it's

00:33:39a good guy or a bad guy.

00:33:41Give me brawl plus strength.

00:33:42Okay.

00:33:44I don't know if you're

00:33:45good or bad.

00:33:46Be careful.

00:33:48They shoot fire.

00:33:49Okay.

00:33:49Yeah, try to dodge the fire.

00:33:51I'll try to just like

00:33:52get around back.

00:33:53So I am going to blood surge.

00:33:54I successfully don't get a hunger.

00:33:56Are you going to move around

00:33:58it in such a way?

00:33:59I'll try to not get

00:34:00sprayed with fire if I can.

00:34:02I'm going to try to like

00:34:02dive on its back.

00:34:03So you're less trying

00:34:05to do damage to it

00:34:05and more trying to

00:34:06I'm trying to literally

00:34:06grapple it.

00:34:07Trying to grapple it.

00:34:08Cool.

00:34:08Okay, awesome.

00:34:09Only you've gotten that gun.

00:34:13That hot gun.

00:34:15Imagine if we had a hot gun

00:34:16in this scenario.

00:34:18Only that thing

00:34:19that sets on fire

00:34:20on a hot gun.

00:34:20The gunbaroo crits

00:34:22for a total of

00:34:22eight successes.

00:34:23Okay, okay.

00:34:25I think I'm in trouble.

00:34:28I've got five so far.

00:34:30Your willpower reset,

00:34:31by the way.

00:34:32I'm going to, yeah.

00:34:32I'm going to use a willpower.

00:34:34Okay.

00:34:34Do I get to add

00:34:35anything for potence?

00:34:36Yes, you add your potence

00:34:37as dice.

00:34:38On top of brawl and...

00:34:39On top of brawl and strength.

00:34:40Okay, great.

00:34:41Okay, so I actually have...

00:34:42Okay, so I actually

00:34:43am going to roll six more,

00:34:44so I might not be in trouble.

00:34:46Okay, five successes.

00:34:47So five successes.

00:34:50Oh my god,

00:34:50I rolled so bad.

00:34:51Fuck.

00:34:52Just six.

00:34:53Okay, you go to grab

00:34:55this thing.

00:34:55You see it rolls

00:34:56onto its side,

00:34:59keeping its mouth

00:35:00and nostrils pointed

00:35:01towards your companions.

00:35:04Perversely,

00:35:04you have actually gotten

00:35:05out of whatever

00:35:06its snout looks like

00:35:07it's pointed at

00:35:08and are sort of now

00:35:09not in the cone

00:35:10of influence, potentially.

00:35:12But you see that

00:35:13your friends,

00:35:14it's still...

00:35:14It's just wiggling

00:35:16on its side.

00:35:16It has that animalistic

00:35:18way of moving

00:35:18where wrestling it,

00:35:20it's just so flexible

00:35:21in its spine and joints

00:35:22that it gets its hind legs

00:35:24around to scrape and turn.

00:35:25Batchild, that's going to be you.

00:35:27Okay, I'm just gonna...

00:35:28I'm gonna look

00:35:29for the weakness.

00:35:30This is going to be

00:35:31intelligence plus either

00:35:32a cult or animal, Ken.

00:35:34Give me...

00:35:34Oh, can I add my zoology?

00:35:36You can add your zoology

00:35:37to this as well.

00:35:38I'm gonna blood surge.

00:35:39Okay.

00:35:40Okay, um...

00:35:44Oh my...

00:35:44Okay.

00:35:46I will...

00:35:48Willpower.

00:35:48Okay.

00:35:52Yeah!

00:35:52Okay.

00:35:53One, two, three, four, five, six.

00:35:55Six.

00:35:55Wait, wait.

00:35:56One, two, three, four, five, six.

00:35:57Seven.

00:35:58Seven successes.

00:35:59Unbelievable.

00:36:00In this moment,

00:36:00I will allow you to choose

00:36:01between learning

00:36:02one of its immunities

00:36:03or learning one

00:36:04of its vulnerabilities.

00:36:05Vulnerability.

00:36:06Okay.

00:36:07The gumbaroo

00:36:08is deathly harmed

00:36:10by fire.

00:36:12What?

00:36:13The gumbaroo

00:36:14is deathly harmed

00:36:15by fire.

00:36:15Fire destroys it.

00:36:16Well, we have a lot

00:36:17of candles on the way.

00:36:19Everyone!

00:36:20It's hurt by fire!

00:36:22Doesn't it make...

00:36:23How does it...

00:36:23How is the fire...

00:36:26It comes out of its mouth?

00:36:28On seven successes,

00:36:28you read the paragraph

00:36:29further mid-combat

00:36:30as this thing is wrestling

00:36:31trying to get Mitch.

00:36:32It looks like

00:36:35that these things

00:36:36both breathe fire

00:36:37and are highly flammable

00:36:40and that when they are set

00:36:42on fire,

00:36:43they die because they explode.

00:36:45Oh, get outside.

00:36:47Okay.

00:36:47Okay, so everyone,

00:36:49I think we just gotta get outside.

00:36:50Levante,

00:36:51you now watch a gumbaroo

00:36:53that you are in the middle

00:36:53of fighting,

00:36:54this piece of lumberjack

00:36:56Americana folklore

00:36:57that you realize

00:36:59very well may destroy

00:37:00a significant portion

00:37:02of your liquidity

00:37:03here in Burpee.

00:37:04Terrifying.

00:37:05Nothing scarier than that.

00:37:08Levante will open

00:37:09the doors wide

00:37:10and run outside

00:37:12and start jumping around.

00:37:15Eat me!

00:37:17Come eat me,

00:37:18you big stupid bear!

00:37:20Incredible.

00:37:21This is going to be

00:37:23manipulation animal can.

00:37:25Great.

00:37:26I have no animal can

00:37:28and I have some manipulation.

00:37:31Can I use presents at all?

00:37:33You can use presents here,

00:37:35potentially.

00:37:35Right.

00:37:37If you want,

00:37:37that daunt might be the...

00:37:39Yeah, I think I want,

00:37:40I want to look big

00:37:42and scary,

00:37:43big and scarier

00:37:45than Mitch somehow.

00:37:47I take my double breast

00:37:49and suit

00:37:49and I open it wide.

00:37:51Nice.

00:37:53Nice.

00:37:54We'll power these two.

00:38:00for a total of

00:38:02all successes.

00:38:03Six successes.

00:38:04Six successes.

00:38:06You get outside saying,

00:38:07come eat me.

00:38:09Mitch, ride it.

00:38:10Ride it toward me.

00:38:23Give me stamina plus fortitude.

00:38:25Okay.

00:38:26Three successes.

00:38:28Three successes.

00:38:29This thing slashes into you

00:38:32for,

00:38:33it was seven successes

00:38:35of damage.

00:38:36Now four

00:38:37halved to two.

00:38:38It has not used

00:38:39any of its fire breath yet,

00:38:40but just

00:38:41slashes across you

00:38:42with a big claw.

00:38:46I'm not strong.

00:38:50Oh, god damn.

00:38:51Oh, shit.

00:38:53Oh, it's a $500 shirt.

00:38:56No.

00:39:00Zayt, that is your turn.

00:39:02But did it come outside?

00:39:03It came outside.

00:39:04Okay, okay.

00:39:04It is now about,

00:39:05it's now about 15 feet

00:39:06outside the front doors.

00:39:08Is it worth trying

00:39:09to just sort of bond

00:39:11with this?

00:39:12Ah, do something, Zayt!

00:39:15All right.

00:39:17Zayt, I'm going to like

00:39:18get on Gorse

00:39:19and go up to him

00:39:20like,

00:39:20whoa there.

00:39:21Easy.

00:39:24Easy now.

00:39:26Give me manipulation

00:39:27plus animal chem.

00:39:28Okay, I got

00:39:29four.

00:39:30Does beauty work on animals?

00:39:32Beauty does not work

00:39:33on animals.

00:39:34Are you sure?

00:39:35The gum broo

00:39:35doesn't think

00:39:36he's hot as hell?

00:39:37I'm going to use

00:39:37my blood surge.

00:39:41Hell yeah.

00:39:41Nice.

00:39:42Great.

00:39:44Okay.

00:39:46All right, man.

00:39:49See ya.

00:39:50Oh, crit.

00:39:51Crit plus two,

00:39:52so six.

00:39:54Six.

00:39:54Six successes.

00:39:56What are you trying

00:39:57to communicate

00:39:57to the gum broo

00:39:58in this moment?

00:39:59You don't have

00:40:00to do this.

00:40:01I was like you once.

00:40:04blowing up

00:40:05at any chance I got.

00:40:08And like you,

00:40:09I was always

00:40:10burning myself.

00:40:14You see,

00:40:15it bows to you

00:40:16and begins to charge

00:40:17down the street

00:40:18with Darkness Man

00:40:19on his back.

00:40:20I figured it out.

00:40:24It's all good.

00:40:24Is Darkness Man okay?

00:40:26Are you where you want to be?

00:40:27I'm there, do it.

00:40:28Are you where you want to be?

00:40:30Zayt does successfully

00:40:31shoo the gum broo

00:40:32away from the...

00:40:33Is it going towards

00:40:34the town?

00:40:35It's going towards

00:40:36the town.

00:40:36Okay.

00:40:37It looks like it's headed

00:40:38down Mill Road.

00:40:41Okay.

00:40:41Can I try to...

00:40:42Okay.

00:40:43I have Relentless Grasp.

00:40:45Can I try to pull it

00:40:46towards the Weed Shop?

00:40:47Sure.

00:40:48Absolutely.

00:40:49Yes.

00:40:49Absolutely.

00:40:50HJ and Madeline,

00:40:51is there anything

00:40:51you're doing this moment

00:40:52that you want to run

00:40:52after the gum broo?

00:40:53Before, yeah,

00:40:54can I catch its eyes

00:40:55as it's passing with him?

00:40:57Okay, I just want to...

00:40:59You've told us a little bit

00:41:00about getting the ruby, right?

00:41:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:03Okay.

00:41:03I want to use Mesmerize,

00:41:05which is eye contact,

00:41:06so that's why

00:41:07I want to just catch it.

00:41:08Yeah.

00:41:08And I want to say

00:41:09heal to the Jack of the Pines

00:41:11that's on your back.

00:41:13Okay, hell yes.

00:41:15I'll hold up the ruby.

00:41:15Go ahead.

00:41:16Give me Charisma Persuasion.

00:41:20Okay.

00:41:21That's two.

00:41:22Okay.

00:41:22Blood Surge first.

00:41:23Got it.

00:41:24Okay.

00:41:27You can also roll presents here

00:41:28if you have it.

00:41:29Oh, nice.

00:41:30I have two in presents.

00:41:32Oops, didn't need to roll that one.

00:41:35There we go.

00:41:36Okay, so we got...

00:41:37Two, three, roll.

00:41:38One power.

00:41:41Got one extra.

00:41:42Three.

00:41:42Three senses.

00:41:43As you say that,

00:41:45as you speak to it,

00:41:46it does not understand

00:41:47the words that you are speaking.

00:41:49The Mesmerize power requires

00:41:50there to be a shared language.

00:41:51As you say Jack of the Pines out loud,

00:41:54you all hear the wind picks up,

00:41:58the pine boughs shake,

00:41:59and you see far distant,

00:42:02all the way across town

00:42:04to the heights,

00:42:05you hear...

00:42:10I feel almost drums in the distance

00:42:13as the gumbaroo looks up

00:42:15towards that far distant hill,

00:42:17and you see it sees

00:42:18bright green light

00:42:20that flashes for a moment.

00:42:22And the gumbaroo goes...

00:42:24develops a massive erection

00:42:26and starts to charge over the...

00:42:30I can't...

00:42:32I can't let this thing...

00:42:35I can't let this thing

00:42:35run through town, right?

00:42:37What are you doing?

00:42:38What are you doing?

00:42:39Are you pervert?

00:42:40It's freaking pervert!

00:42:42Bitch, kill the bear!

00:42:43Don't fuck it!

00:42:45I'm not fucking in!

00:42:49Madeline,

00:42:49is there anything you're doing?

00:42:50There's nothing I can do here.

00:42:51I have no physical skill.

00:42:52I'm just wandering

00:42:53through the space going,

00:42:54so these catwalks up here,

00:42:55maybe we can have models

00:42:56dancing up here.

00:42:58The sword blades

00:42:59coming up,

00:42:59sparks coming out of them

00:43:01into the dance hall.

00:43:03They're great ideas.

00:43:04There's a huge...

00:43:05There's a bear

00:43:06with a huge erection

00:43:07out here!

00:43:08Okay, Madeline...

00:43:09Don't kink shame.

00:43:11Some people like that.

00:43:12Maybe don't this man

00:43:12found this person.

00:43:14Madeline,

00:43:14go ahead and give me

00:43:15either composure or resolve

00:43:17plus awareness

00:43:18in this moment.

00:43:20What a two.

00:43:21I'll re-roll.

00:43:22Three.

00:43:23Three successes.

00:43:24You can go ahead

00:43:24and add two dice

00:43:26to whatever roll

00:43:27you use to prepare

00:43:28this place

00:43:29when it comes time.

00:43:30And I think in this moment,

00:43:31you also look

00:43:33and realize

00:43:33that in terms of

00:43:34taking charge

00:43:35of the design

00:43:36of this space,

00:43:37you find yourself

00:43:38here in this moment

00:43:39doing some work.

00:43:40This is some work.

00:43:41Oh, no, this isn't work.

00:43:42This is decorating.

00:43:44It's not work.

00:43:45It's not work.

00:43:46It's something else.

00:43:47We go to the top

00:43:48of the order.

00:43:49Darkness Man,

00:43:49that is you again

00:43:50as this gumbaroo

00:43:51charges over the railroad track.

00:43:53I try to pull it

00:43:54towards the weed shop

00:43:55and I'm going to try to...

00:43:57Relentless grasp.

00:43:58I'm going to use

00:43:59my relentless grasp

00:43:59and once again

00:44:00pull against it.

00:44:01I'll do a blood search again.

00:44:03Maybe your relentless grasp

00:44:03is causing...

00:44:05It's also a romantic

00:44:07inspiration.

00:44:07Your direction.

00:44:09He looked in some

00:44:10green light

00:44:12across the way.

00:44:13Pulling on it.

00:44:13I swear,

00:44:14that's what I heard as well.

00:44:15All right.

00:44:16Stop pulling on it, bitch.

00:44:19This is straight out

00:44:20of the great God's feet.

00:44:22I'm rolling insane over there.

00:44:24That's nine successes.

00:44:25I have a chance.

00:44:27Come on.

00:44:28That's a lot of dice.

00:44:31Okay.

00:44:31And this is all

00:44:32for jerking off the bear?

00:44:35Stop.

00:44:36Most sexiest episode yet.

00:44:38Two, three.

00:44:39So you have nine successes.

00:44:41Meets it, beats it.

00:44:41So nine successes

00:44:42means you can pull it

00:44:43in the direction.

00:44:43Pull what?

00:44:45It beats it?

00:44:47I've got six.

00:44:48It beats its meat?

00:44:49Six.

00:44:49You're so close

00:44:50to beating it.

00:44:51Oh, you beat that meat.

00:44:53And I've got a crit

00:44:53so I can maybe get...

00:44:55If I got one more crit,

00:44:56come on,

00:44:57meet that beat.

00:44:58Beat that meat.

00:44:58Meet that meat.

00:45:00I did it.

00:45:01I did it.

00:45:02Beat the meat.

00:45:03Unbelievable.

00:45:04I got a...

00:45:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:06He comes fire

00:45:06and it kills you.

00:45:07You, you...

00:45:08So like,

00:45:09as this thing's running,

00:45:10with an arm

00:45:11around its neck,

00:45:12you, by the way,

00:45:13are covered

00:45:14in this reeking creosote.

00:45:16This like,

00:45:16almost like petroleum ash

00:45:19and soot

00:45:20all over its body.

00:45:22There's just a constant

00:45:23squeak

00:45:24as every time

00:45:25you move on this thing.

00:45:26So all you guys hear

00:45:26from outside is...

00:45:31As you begin to pull it,

00:45:32pulling its ear

00:45:33and it's like

00:45:34heavy elephantine jowls.

00:45:36It charges down the street

00:45:37trying to pull across

00:45:38the railroad track,

00:45:39continuing getting pulled back

00:45:40and it looks pissed off.

00:45:42Fire in its eyes

00:45:43looking at you

00:45:44as you prevent it

00:45:45from following up the hill

00:45:47towards where it wants to go.

00:45:48you see in its throat

00:45:50and you begin to see

00:45:53sparks and embers

00:45:54coming out of its mouth.

00:45:54Get out of there!

00:45:55Bat child,

00:45:56that's going to be your turn.

00:45:57What?

00:45:57But you are halfway

00:45:57to the weed shop.

00:46:00Okay.

00:46:03Could I use...

00:46:04Try to use

00:46:05Touch of Oblivion

00:46:06to like,

00:46:07seal its lips shut?

00:46:09Potentially.

00:46:10Okay.

00:46:10You could run up

00:46:11and then you're going

00:46:12to be closing

00:46:12on this very dangerous thing.

00:46:15Are you staying here

00:46:17or are you going

00:46:18to hop off?

00:46:18I'm going to hop off

00:46:20once somebody

00:46:21lights it up

00:46:22or something.

00:46:23Okay,

00:46:23then I'm going to

00:46:24try to seal its lips.

00:46:25Okay.

00:46:26Go ahead and give me

00:46:27your attack roll.

00:46:28So that's strength and brawl?

00:46:30That is strength and brawl.

00:46:32I'm going to do

00:46:34the thing to get two extra.

00:46:37Okay.

00:46:40Kitty willpower?

00:46:44I got two.

00:46:45Two successes.

00:46:46You go to lunge for it.

00:46:48You don't have to spend

00:46:49any arcane resources

00:46:50as a result of this.

00:46:51As you go to lunge for it

00:46:52to try to like,

00:46:53melt whatever thing it is,

00:46:54you just pull

00:46:55and some of the ash

00:46:57and skin just comes off

00:46:59as this thing just

00:47:00fades away in your hand,

00:47:01causing some superficial damage

00:47:02to this creature.

00:47:04It roars at you

00:47:07in this space,

00:47:08looking to try to throw

00:47:09Mitch off in front of it.

00:47:10Levante,

00:47:11you're going to be

00:47:11the last to act.

00:47:12The last to act?

00:47:13Before the Gunbaroo act.

00:47:15I'm going to throw

00:47:16my phone to Madeline.

00:47:17Just tell Tyler

00:47:18what you need.

00:47:19And I'm going to

00:47:19just wander off

00:47:21down the street

00:47:22after Darkness Man

00:47:23and Bat Child.

00:47:24You go run into it.

00:47:25You know what it likes?

00:47:25Is there a way

00:47:26to find that out?

00:47:28Bat Child's got

00:47:28all the data.

00:47:29Anyone who wants

00:47:30the book can have it.

00:47:31Am I crazy?

00:47:32Do I let this?

00:47:33I feel like we can't

00:47:34let this thing go, right?

00:47:36I'm inclined to just

00:47:37let it go.

00:47:38It looks like it's

00:47:38just got something green

00:47:39that it wants to go far.

00:47:40But isn't it just

00:47:41a giant ball?

00:47:41That's all the way

00:47:42across town.

00:47:43It might breach

00:47:44the masquerade.

00:47:45It doesn't get

00:47:46breaching the masquerade?

00:47:47And then we got

00:47:47other people in town.

00:47:48Yeah.

00:47:49Oh.

00:47:51Levante, you have to act.

00:47:52Throw me the book,

00:47:53Bat Child!

00:47:54I'll throw you

00:47:55the ruby as well.

00:47:57If I can get the book

00:47:58and the ruby,

00:47:58I'd like to read the book.

00:48:00Give me intelligence

00:48:00plus a cult.

00:48:02Well, I don't have

00:48:03a cult,

00:48:04and I have

00:48:05little intelligence.

00:48:06I'll blood surge.

00:48:08Okay.

00:48:09I succeed.

00:48:15Oh, God.

00:48:18One success.

00:48:19God, I can't read fast

00:48:21and while moving.

00:48:23Pages fluttering

00:48:24in the wind.

00:48:25You rush up.

00:48:26You have also,

00:48:26you're holding a ruby

00:48:27so you can't turn

00:48:28the pages

00:48:28as you're running up.

00:48:29The gumbaroo

00:48:30is going to try

00:48:31to breathe fire

00:48:31on Darkness Man

00:48:34and Bat Child.

00:48:36First of all,

00:48:37it's going to try

00:48:37to throw you

00:48:38off its back

00:48:39in this maneuver.

00:48:41Go ahead,

00:48:41if you'd be so kind,

00:48:42and give me

00:48:44strength athletics.

00:48:45Does my relentless grasp

00:48:46do anything?

00:48:47Yes.

00:48:48You can add two dice here.

00:48:49Okay.

00:48:50Bad roll from the gumbaroo.

00:48:51You're only looking

00:48:52to beat five successes.

00:48:53Okay.

00:48:54I'm going to

00:48:55blood surge.

00:48:57Fail.

00:48:58I get a thing.

00:48:59Beep, beep, beep.

00:49:01Oh, shit.

00:49:06What am I trying

00:49:06to beat?

00:49:07You were trying

00:49:08to-

00:49:08Five.

00:49:09Okay.

00:49:10I got his willpower.

00:49:14Failed.

00:49:15Failed.

00:49:15He throws you

00:49:17off his back

00:49:18just in time

00:49:19to breathe fire

00:49:19on you

00:49:20and Bat Child

00:49:21simultaneously.

00:49:22I'm going to

00:49:22roll in the box

00:49:23of doom,

00:49:24fire coming your way.

00:49:25Here's the deal

00:49:26with fire damage.

00:49:27If you are able

00:49:31to dodge this,

00:49:32you can potentially

00:49:33add your celerity

00:49:34if you have,

00:49:34I think it's like

00:49:35cat-like reflexes.

00:49:36Yeah, I have rapid reflexes.

00:49:37You have rapid reflexes.

00:49:38So you can roll

00:49:39like dexterity

00:49:40plus celerity

00:49:41in that moment

00:49:42to try to avoid.

00:49:45You can,

00:49:45if you have fortitude,

00:49:46you can also

00:49:47just roll fortitude

00:49:48to attempt to like

00:49:49withstand the fire damage.

00:49:51Don't have fortitude.

00:49:52I have fortitude.

00:49:53I only have one

00:49:54in celerity

00:49:55and two in dex.

00:49:56I have one in fortitude.

00:49:57I'm going to roll

00:49:57box of doom.

00:49:58However many successes

00:49:59is however much

00:50:00aggravated damage

00:50:01is coming your way.

00:50:02That roll looks

00:50:03so fucking bad.

00:50:07Wow.

00:50:08A garbage roll.

00:50:10Great.

00:50:10Oof.

00:50:11One aggravated damage

00:50:12coming your way.

00:50:13So you need

00:50:14only a single success

00:50:16on your fortitude die.

00:50:18Is it just fortitude

00:50:19or fortitude stamina?

00:50:21Unfortunately,

00:50:21because it's aggravated damage,

00:50:22it's only fortitude.

00:50:23Just fortitude.

00:50:23You can't use

00:50:24your normal toughness

00:50:25to withstand it, essentially.

00:50:26But I can blood surge.

00:50:28You can blood surge.

00:50:32I have a lot of hunger now.

00:50:34I'm at four hunger.

00:50:35Okay.

00:50:36Okay, so I'm going to do

00:50:37I'm going to do celerity.

00:50:39Hell yeah.

00:50:39I got two successes.

00:50:41Can I make it

00:50:44use my zealotry

00:50:45because literally

00:50:46my man is in the way.

00:50:48Yeah.

00:50:48Can I use my zealotry

00:50:50to make it a messy critical

00:50:51to help if he needs help?

00:50:53I'm going to do

00:50:54the same thing

00:50:54and messy critical

00:50:56because I got a two

00:50:56and I also have zealotry.

00:50:57Okay, hell yeah.

00:50:58You guys both

00:50:59are full vampires

00:51:00here on Mill Road.

00:51:02You guys eat the bear?

00:51:03Yeah.

00:51:04It's 2 a.m.

00:51:05Like right now,

00:51:06it's like late, late, late

00:51:07in the town.

00:51:08However,

00:51:09a big gout of fire

00:51:11is like,

00:51:12it's breathed on the road.

00:51:13You don't know

00:51:14how much time you have,

00:51:15but both of you

00:51:15are visibly monster.

00:51:17Your fangs are fully distended,

00:51:19jaws unlocked.

00:51:20If something catches on me,

00:51:22can I like basically,

00:51:23as it hits my cloak,

00:51:25whip it around

00:51:25and try to throw it back

00:51:26on the...

00:51:27Hell yes.

00:51:28How many successes

00:51:29did you roll to avoid?

00:51:30Two,

00:51:31which I turned

00:51:32into a messy critical.

00:51:33Turned into a messy critical.

00:51:33Gotcha.

00:51:34I think you basically see

00:51:35that that move works.

00:51:37On two successes,

00:51:39you're like,

00:51:39okay,

00:51:40if we need to produce fire somehow,

00:51:41the next time this thing

00:51:42breathes fire,

00:51:43I'll be able to do...

00:51:44You basically use

00:51:45your second success there

00:51:46to ready that action

00:51:48the next time

00:51:48this thing breathes fire.

00:51:49Okay, great.

00:51:50It is, once again,

00:51:51Zayth's turn.

00:51:52We're over here,

00:51:54kind of,

00:51:55by the weed store,

00:51:56sort of.

00:51:57Yeah.

00:51:57Did the bear explode

00:51:59or it's not...

00:52:00Oh, yeah.

00:52:00It's just like...

00:52:02How did the fire

00:52:03seem to affect

00:52:03the gumbaroo?

00:52:04It came out

00:52:05of its nostrils

00:52:06and mouth

00:52:06in a cone

00:52:07that went away

00:52:08from its body.

00:52:08It went...

00:52:10I am...

00:52:11I'm going to follow

00:52:11the way that they went

00:52:12and I'm looking

00:52:13for the first car

00:52:14I see over here

00:52:16and I'm going to try

00:52:17to hotwire it.

00:52:18I'm on the...

00:52:19I'm gorse

00:52:19chasing after them.

00:52:21I'm going to try

00:52:21to hotwire a car.

00:52:22Hell yeah.

00:52:23Go ahead and give me...

00:52:23I have a larceny

00:52:25hot wiring.

00:52:26Hotwire it instantly.

00:52:27It will be a difficulty five.

00:52:29Dexterity plus larceny.

00:52:31But you can also

00:52:32use your specialty here.

00:52:34Okay.

00:52:35I am going to blood surge.

00:52:38Hell yeah.

00:52:40Okay.

00:52:40Don't get any hunger.

00:52:42Let's see.

00:52:44Shoot.

00:52:45All right.

00:52:48What was the difficulty

00:52:50you said?

00:52:51Difficulty is five.

00:52:55That's five.

00:52:56Hell yeah.

00:52:57You leap off of gorse.

00:52:59Just go through

00:52:59the windshield of a car.

00:53:01Go through the windshield.

00:53:01Blam.

00:53:02You are in the car.

00:53:03You reach down

00:53:04and basically one-handed

00:53:06hotwire the car.

00:53:08But I'm just going to

00:53:08drive it straight

00:53:09at the gumbaroo

00:53:10and dive out of the car.

00:53:14Hell yeah.

00:53:15Go ahead.

00:53:16Give me...

00:53:17This is going to be

00:53:18dex plus drive

00:53:20with an additional

00:53:21four damage

00:53:22from crashing

00:53:23your car into the floor.

00:53:25How does the four damage

00:53:26impact the role?

00:53:27It just means that

00:53:27you add four...

00:53:28If you get one success,

00:53:30you get five successes.

00:53:31Right?

00:53:31You just add four

00:53:32if you succeed.

00:53:33I feel like

00:53:35narratively,

00:53:35Zayt should have

00:53:36a specialty

00:53:37in abandoning vehicles.

00:53:39I love that.

00:53:39Yep.

00:53:40100%.

00:53:40Great.

00:53:42Dipping.

00:53:43I blood surge

00:53:44on this turn

00:53:44so I can't do it again.

00:53:46Is that...

00:53:46Yes, that's correct.

00:53:47Great.

00:53:47All right.

00:53:48So this is

00:53:49dex plus drive.

00:53:51This thing does not

00:53:51have a high dexterity.

00:53:52Okay.

00:53:53It only rolls one success

00:53:54so it's going to cancel

00:53:55out one of your successes.

00:53:57I think that's just two.

00:53:59Okay.

00:54:00Two successes.

00:54:01It cancels out one

00:54:02but that one success

00:54:03still means you deal

00:54:03four...

00:54:04Actually, you deal

00:54:04five points of damage.

00:54:06You guys see

00:54:07an old Buick

00:54:08slams into the side

00:54:09of the gumbaroo

00:54:10as Zayt dips out

00:54:12the window again.

00:54:13The gumbaroo rolls

00:54:14a couple times

00:54:15down the street

00:54:15injured.

00:54:16This thing looks like

00:54:17it might have

00:54:17a fucking heavy

00:54:19dose of health, right?

00:54:20However,

00:54:21it has moved

00:54:22further down the street

00:54:23in the direction

00:54:24of this weed thing

00:54:25and you see

00:54:26being away

00:54:27from the sources

00:54:28of its ire

00:54:28you see it looks up

00:54:30and looking down

00:54:31here to this other road

00:54:33that leads into the town

00:54:33it begins to charge

00:54:35down Mill Road

00:54:37its eyes on the far hill

00:54:38but it is getting

00:54:39closer to the weed store

00:54:41right now.

00:54:41Aesha, your turn.

00:54:42Okay.

00:54:43I pop in

00:54:44where all like

00:54:45the equipment

00:54:46and stuff is

00:54:47and I go to like

00:54:47if there's any

00:54:48welding stuff

00:54:49and grab a blowtorch

00:54:51and run towards them.

00:54:52Hell yeah.

00:54:53You grab a blowtorch

00:54:54or sprinting down

00:54:55the street after them

00:54:56you've got an active

00:54:57blowtorch here.

00:54:58I'm going to say

00:54:58you spend your turn

00:54:59just grabbing that

00:55:00and closing distance

00:55:01sprinting down the street

00:55:01as fast as you can.

00:55:02Cool.

00:55:02I'm trying to have it

00:55:03cut from Mill

00:55:04towards the weed shop

00:55:05if I can catch up.

00:55:06Okay.

00:55:07You want to get on

00:55:07the other side

00:55:08of it over here.

00:55:09Yeah, or even like

00:55:10on its side

00:55:11or just like pop

00:55:11the blowtorch thing

00:55:12to have it cut

00:55:13towards the weed store.

00:55:15Hell yes.

00:55:16Madeline,

00:55:17Tyler gets back to you.

00:55:19He's taking a picture

00:55:20of a big box store

00:55:21with a bunch

00:55:22of Yankee candles.

00:55:23Great.

00:55:23I send him a selfie

00:55:25and then I go,

00:55:26Tyler,

00:55:27white,

00:55:28plain candles,

00:55:29no scent.

00:55:30I said,

00:55:31no scent, Tyler.

00:55:32He responds back,

00:55:33got it.

00:55:33You aren't going

00:55:34to send me a selfie?

00:55:36You see,

00:55:36he sends you a selfie back.

00:55:37He is sweating bullets.

00:55:39It looks like

00:55:39he's been running

00:55:40at full tilt

00:55:41through the store.

00:55:42He has four shopping carts

00:55:43filled with scented

00:55:44and unscented candles.

00:55:45Great.

00:55:46They're all like

00:55:47nutmeg mango.

00:55:49I'm hearing

00:55:50the craziness

00:55:51that's happening outside.

00:55:52You are hearing

00:55:52the craziness

00:55:53happening outside.

00:55:53Can I rouse

00:55:55to use my premonition?

00:55:57Yes, you can.

00:55:57To find out

00:55:58what it's trying

00:55:59to get to

00:55:59or whatever information

00:56:02around this

00:56:02that might be useful?

00:56:04You can.

00:56:04Great.

00:56:06I succeed.

00:56:07Hell yeah.

00:56:07You get a premonition.

00:56:08Off in the hills

00:56:10of the Douglas Farms,

00:56:13the Golden Bounty Farms,

00:56:14you see amongst

00:56:16various hay bales

00:56:18outside of a red barn

00:56:19that there looks like

00:56:20a massive stone slab

00:56:23that appears to have

00:56:24a groove in the side

00:56:26running off

00:56:27to drain liquid.

00:56:29Uh-oh.

00:56:30Blood sacrifice?

00:56:31And you see

00:56:32that there are

00:56:33a number

00:56:33of massive

00:56:35twig-based sculptures

00:56:37sort of made

00:56:38of pine boughs

00:56:39looming over

00:56:40in this space

00:56:42that are hanging

00:56:42from vines

00:56:43from various trees

00:56:44around this farmyard.

00:56:47And that's what

00:56:48it's trying to get to?

00:56:49Standing

00:56:50on the altar,

00:56:51work boots,

00:56:53sort of Carhartt jacket,

00:56:54you see

00:56:55his sort of

00:56:56flannel shirt

00:56:57fully undone

00:56:58and fully erect

00:57:00is Boyd Douglas

00:57:01who is screaming,

00:57:06come to the sound

00:57:07of my voice,

00:57:08gumbo-roo.

00:57:09He wants it.

00:57:10He's the

00:57:10Jack of the Pines?

00:57:12A pervert

00:57:12for real.

00:57:14Oh my God,

00:57:15he tried to

00:57:16fuck the bear.

00:57:17Kill it.

00:57:20Oh my God,

00:57:20that's so nasty

00:57:21and I've lived

00:57:22for hundreds of years

00:57:23of the nastiest

00:57:24thing I've ever heard.

00:57:26You get this

00:57:26premonition of

00:57:27Boyd Douglas

00:57:28casting some kind

00:57:29of blood sorcery

00:57:30up on this altar.

00:57:31He left his boots on?

00:57:33So nasty,

00:57:34makes it worse,

00:57:34make him more naked.

00:57:36One of them

00:57:37so naked,

00:57:38one of them

00:57:38so close.

00:57:40I do hate to say

00:57:41he did have his hat on.

00:57:43Oh no.

00:57:44That's so

00:57:45down-low behavior.

00:57:46Tell me he doesn't

00:57:46have a watch on.

00:57:47Watch.

00:57:48He was holding his phone.

00:57:49Whoa.

00:57:51Whoa.

00:57:52But there's porn

00:57:53on the phone, right?

00:57:54No,

00:57:54it was an open

00:57:55email inbox.

00:57:56No.

00:57:56No,

00:57:58psychotic.

00:57:58Psychotic.

00:57:59Psychotic.

00:58:00I got lost email.

00:58:01Yeah,

00:58:01just had to get

00:58:02his shirt open

00:58:02to do a weird

00:58:03blood rune on his chest

00:58:04and then pants

00:58:05slightly down.

00:58:05Try to come with

00:58:05your email open.

00:58:06Yeah.

00:58:07Challenge 2027.

00:58:10Blance at the most

00:58:11recent email you have

00:58:12and try to still come.

00:58:13Bet you can't.

00:58:14Bet you can't.

00:58:15Bet you can't.

00:58:16Madeline,

00:58:16you call out,

00:58:17kill it,

00:58:18kill it.

00:58:18Darkness man,

00:58:19it is your turn.

00:58:19All right.

00:58:20This thing is a little

00:58:21bit past you

00:58:22but surging down.

00:58:23It's basically come,

00:58:24it's like right down

00:58:25here essentially.

00:58:26Okay,

00:58:27great.

00:58:27I'm going to try

00:58:29to get on top of it

00:58:31again less of a,

00:58:32I don't,

00:58:32I'm not going to be able

00:58:33to like fully wrestle

00:58:34it where I want it to go

00:58:35so I'm going to just

00:58:36jump on,

00:58:37grab on

00:58:37and then I want

00:58:39to basically wait

00:58:40until the moment

00:58:41it goes to do its fire

00:58:41and then throw my jacket

00:58:43over its face

00:58:44so that it like

00:58:45wafts it back

00:58:46in its own face.

00:58:47Cool.

00:58:47Hell yeah.

00:58:48All right,

00:58:48you get your jacket ready

00:58:49to make that move happen.

00:58:51Bat child,

00:58:52it is your turn.

00:58:52I see that

00:58:53and I'm going to do

00:58:54the same exact thing.

00:58:55Hell yeah.

00:58:56You get your move ready

00:58:57to do that at the same time.

00:58:58Levante,

00:58:59it is you.

00:58:59I'm going to get a notepad

00:59:00out and write down

00:59:00the name of every business

00:59:01with a security camera

00:59:03in this complex.

00:59:04Oh, smart.

00:59:06Hell yes.

00:59:07You do exactly that.

00:59:08It is its turn again.

00:59:10It is once again

00:59:10going to breathe fire

00:59:12on the two of you.

00:59:13I'm going to roll

00:59:14in the Box of Doom

00:59:14for how many successes

00:59:15you're trying to avoid here.

00:59:19Once again,

00:59:20garbage roll.

00:59:21Only one success

00:59:22in the Box of Doom.

00:59:23You know what?

00:59:24Just to keep it spicy,

00:59:25I am going to have it

00:59:26use willpower here.

00:59:29Okay,

00:59:30three successes.

00:59:31So,

00:59:32I'm going to say

00:59:32you guys have

00:59:33three aggravated damage

00:59:35coming your way.

00:59:36Okay.

00:59:36Here's how we're going

00:59:37to do it.

00:59:37I'm going to ask

00:59:39for each of you guys

00:59:40to give me

00:59:40some willpower rolls.

00:59:42Difficulty of one

00:59:43in this moment.

00:59:45I only have two left.

00:59:47I have five.

00:59:48You have five,

00:59:48so go ahead and roll.

00:59:49Roll through one.

00:59:51I crit.

00:59:52I fell.

00:59:52Okay, so Darkness Man,

00:59:54Batchel.

00:59:55You, Darkness Man,

00:59:56have this insane fear

00:59:58that you are about

00:59:59to be burned to death.

01:00:00So,

01:00:00what I'm going to ask

01:00:01is this.

01:00:02I'm going to ask you

01:00:02to assemble a dice pool

01:00:04that is simultaneously

01:00:05you trying to avoid

01:00:07those three points

01:00:08of aggravated damage.

01:00:10If you can get

01:00:11one additional success,

01:00:13you will get the coat

01:00:15over it

01:00:15with a dexterity melee check.

01:00:17Can I just see

01:00:19that this has all

01:00:20gone to shit

01:00:20and actually

01:00:22just change

01:00:22what my reaction is

01:00:24to make my mouth

01:00:25into a portal

01:00:28to the abyss

01:00:28to swallow the fire

01:00:29to save Darkness Man?

01:00:31You will take

01:00:32that aggravated damage

01:00:33if you do that.

01:00:34And it wouldn't help

01:00:36Darkness Man?

01:00:37I think it could.

01:00:38It potentially could.

01:00:39If you were,

01:00:40at this last minute,

01:00:41let's see if Darkness Man

01:00:42can pull this off.

01:00:45So,

01:00:45you are looking to do

01:00:48dexterity

01:00:48plus celerity

01:00:50to cancel out

01:00:51the damage.

01:00:52If you get

01:00:53one additional success

01:00:54past three,

01:00:55you'll be able

01:00:56to immediately roll

01:00:57a melee check

01:00:58to blow up the bear.

01:00:59All right.

01:00:59I'm pretty screwed

01:01:01because I don't have,

01:01:02I have so many blood dice

01:01:04I can't do willpower.

01:01:06Oh, I can.

01:01:07If I blood surge,

01:01:08I'll have five

01:01:09if I fail.

01:01:10So,

01:01:10I kind of

01:01:11don't want to go

01:01:12to one,

01:01:12I don't want to frenzy.

01:01:13All right.

01:01:14I'll just,

01:01:16uh,

01:01:17two and a

01:01:17beast shield failure.

01:01:19Two and a beast shield failure.

01:01:20No, but you get

01:01:20to roll four, right?

01:01:22Oh, no,

01:01:23you don't get to roll more.

01:01:24Oh, no,

01:01:24you actually do get to roll.

01:01:25Your hunger does allow

01:01:26you to roll more.

01:01:26Yeah, that's fine.

01:01:27Okay, one more.

01:01:29That's a three.

01:01:29Three.

01:01:30Three successes.

01:01:31So, you see,

01:01:31you get your jacket

01:01:32up in front of you

01:01:33and fully prevent yourself

01:01:35from being,

01:01:37from being incinerated.

01:01:38You don't take

01:01:38any damage.

01:01:40You can see,

01:01:40at that last minute,

01:01:41you're like,

01:01:41okay,

01:01:42I'm going to do it.

01:01:42And then you're just like,

01:01:43you're about to die.

01:01:44Fire is going to burn.

01:01:45It's the only thing

01:01:45that hurts you,

01:01:46that in the sun.

01:01:47And get your jacket up.

01:01:49You do not frenzy.

01:01:50You do not lose

01:01:50your will here.

01:01:51Also,

01:01:51you've hemmed in the fire

01:01:52on half of it.

01:01:53You,

01:01:54now knowing that you

01:01:55don't have to save

01:01:55Darkness Man,

01:01:56can roll your

01:01:57ready to action here.

01:01:59Yeah,

01:01:59I just want to push

01:02:00the fire back on it

01:02:01so it blows up.

01:02:01What I'll say is this,

01:02:02because you succeeded

01:02:02on your willpower,

01:02:04you can just roll

01:02:05a full attack roll

01:02:07in which you only need

01:02:08one success.

01:02:09In other words,

01:02:10I will ask you

01:02:10to do one of two things.

01:02:11You either have to split

01:02:12your dice pool

01:02:13to partially avoid

01:02:15the aggravated damage

01:02:17and go for it,

01:02:18but if you don't care

01:02:19about taking

01:02:19the aggravated damage,

01:02:20I'll take the aggravated damage.

01:02:21Great.

01:02:22It was only three, right?

01:02:23Only three.

01:02:24Okay.

01:02:25Can I use Kumite?

01:02:27Yes, you can.

01:02:28Okay.

01:02:28If I get an extra dice.

01:02:30I'm gonna rouse.

01:02:32Okay,

01:02:33take it.

01:02:34Take a hunger.

01:02:38Okay.

01:02:39Okay.

01:02:40Okay.

01:02:41I like what we're seeing.

01:02:44Willpower.

01:02:45Okay.

01:02:47Eight.

01:02:48Eight.

01:02:49Incredible.

01:02:50How much health do you have?

01:02:52I have five.

01:02:52I'm at full.

01:02:53You're at full.

01:02:54Okay.

01:02:54So you take three points

01:02:55of aggravated damage.

01:02:58I'm at full.

01:03:00Worth it.

01:03:01In this moment,

01:03:02you see both of you

01:03:03getting your jackets up.

01:03:05You surround the bear.

01:03:05The fire hits

01:03:07that greasy creosote

01:03:08in its neck

01:03:09and you see it

01:03:09turns around and goes.

01:03:14You guys watch

01:03:15as the gumbaroo

01:03:17explodes.

01:03:24There goes my hero.

01:03:28Watch him as he goes.

01:03:31Wow.

01:03:32Right now,

01:03:33I just re-rolled

01:03:34its fire damage.

01:03:35It rolls again

01:03:35as it dies.

01:03:37Two aggravated damage

01:03:39is coming towards

01:03:39each of you.

01:03:40If you cannot

01:03:41dodge

01:03:42or fortitude

01:03:43this,

01:03:44Bat Child,

01:03:44this I believe

01:03:45is destruction.

01:03:47Can I try to-

01:03:48No, I have two left.

01:03:49You have two-

01:03:49Oh, two health left.

01:03:50I have two health left.

01:03:50So there's-

01:03:50Because I took three damage, right?

01:03:52Yes, you have three damage.

01:03:53But there's two

01:03:53aggravated damage

01:03:54which would drive you

01:03:55all the way to zero.

01:03:56Okay.

01:03:56So there's two

01:03:56aggravated damage coming.

01:03:57Yes, darkness me.

01:03:58Can I take some damage

01:03:59for Bat Child?

01:04:02I'll say this.

01:04:02If you submit

01:04:04to not trying

01:04:05to protect yourself

01:04:06at all from the fire,

01:04:07I will allow you

01:04:08to make a

01:04:11Dexterity Athletics

01:04:12to protect Bat Child

01:04:13in this moment.

01:04:14Okay.

01:04:14And it's three damage?

01:04:16It is two damage

01:04:16coming your way.

01:04:17Great.

01:04:18Okay.

01:04:18I am going to do that then.

01:04:19Hell yeah.

01:04:20Okay.

01:04:20So I'll do

01:04:22Dexterity Athletics

01:04:23which I don't have.

01:04:25Great.

01:04:25I'll try.

01:04:26Can I use my

01:04:27Celerity Rapid Reflexes?

01:04:28You can.

01:04:29Great.

01:04:29Yay.

01:04:32Um, two.

01:04:34Two successes.

01:04:34You cancel out

01:04:35two aggravated damage

01:04:37coming to Bat Child.

01:04:37Bat Child,

01:04:38you see Darkest Man

01:04:39leaps over and covers you.

01:04:41You take two points

01:04:43of aggravated damage

01:04:43plus another two points

01:04:47of aggravated damage.

01:04:48Aww.

01:04:48What?

01:04:49As you fully expose

01:04:50yourself to the flame,

01:04:51you cover Bat Child.

01:04:53What health are you at?

01:04:55I still have two health.

01:04:56Aww.

01:04:57You guys see

01:04:58on top of you

01:04:59a smoking

01:05:00Bat Child in Darkness man

01:05:03covered in an embrace

01:05:04smoking here

01:05:05on Mill Road.

01:05:06Are you okay?

01:05:07Right outside of

01:05:08the largest Christmas tree

01:05:10in the Pacific Northwest.

01:05:11Are you okay?

01:05:12We did it.

01:05:13We blew him up.

01:05:14We saved,

01:05:15we saved the city.

01:05:17We saved Burpee.

01:05:18We saved Burpee.

01:05:18The Christmas tree

01:05:19starts to go up.

01:05:20No!

01:05:21No!

01:05:22We're going to keep

01:05:23that around

01:05:24until Valentine's Day

01:05:24and decorate it

01:05:25for Valentine's Day!

01:05:26Woo!

01:05:28I get in the car

01:05:29and I drive it

01:05:30at the Christmas tree.

01:05:32You see,

01:05:33as it starts to go up,

01:05:34it does become

01:05:34a huge threat.

01:05:35You smash the car

01:05:36into the tree.

01:05:37Away from the bar.

01:05:38Away from the bar.

01:05:39It falls away from Mike's.

01:05:41Into the weed store.

01:05:42Into the weed store.

01:05:43Oh yeah,

01:05:43you want to knock it

01:05:44into the weed store.

01:05:45Is it tall enough

01:05:46to go this way?

01:05:47Yeah, it's huge.

01:05:48Great.

01:05:49Great.

01:05:49Give me dexterity

01:05:50plus drive.

01:05:51And then we have

01:05:52plausible deniability

01:05:53because our bar

01:05:55got on fire.

01:05:56Exactly.

01:05:57Hell yeah.

01:05:57It's the weed heads.

01:05:59It's the weed heads.

01:06:01Ooh.

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