00:00Hello, thanks for calling Mickey Mouse World. How can I help today?
00:04Oh my God. Hi, my name's Tim and I'm wondering if I can come to Mickey Mouse World or come
00:10and see Mickey Mouse?
00:12Hi Tim, thanks for calling. Yeah, you can absolutely come. When are you thinking?
00:17Soon as possible. When is Mickey at home?
00:19Mickey is here all the time. He lives on site. He plays here.
00:24Is Minnie Mouse there as well?
00:26Yeah, Minnie's here. She's very busy though. She's probably the most busy.
00:31Because I've got the hat on and everything.
00:33Okay, Tim, what's your favorite thing about Mickey Mouse?
00:36Oh, it's the way it sounds.
00:37Can you do your best Mickey Mouse laugh for me?
00:40Oh, hi Pluto. See, that was so good one.
00:44Yeah, I feel like I am talking to him.
00:47How old are you, Tim?
00:48I'm three, nearly six. So I would bring my mom. My mom would come.
00:53Tim, if she can fit on the plane, the fat pig.
00:58Don't tell her I said that.
00:59Which, yeah, we might have to just pretend you didn't say that, Tim.
01:03Yeah.
01:03But you will need a guardian with you.
01:05What?
01:05Can you bring a grown-up with you?
01:07What about if I bring Uncle Barry as well?
01:09Uncle Barry's welcome.
01:11I don't know if he's got a passport. He can just run one, can't we?
01:14What about if I bring Smackhead Steve?
01:16I can bring Sticky Vicky.
01:18Oh, Sticky Vicky. Is that a loving term of endearment to her?
01:22Yeah, do you know why she's called Sticky Vicka?
01:24Why?
01:25Because she's called Vicka and once she was helping me do arts and crafts and she got glue on her
01:30finger.
01:31Oh, silly Sticky Vicky.
01:33I know.
01:33She used to go out with a lad called Baghead Brian. Do you know why he's called Baghead Brian?
01:38There's a lot of knick-knicks in your family. Why?
01:40It's called Brian and once he asked my Uncle Barry for a bag. So Uncle Barry for a bag for
01:46life. I am in the head.
01:48Kim, you are quite funny, aren't you?
01:51So funny.
01:52Okay, you might come and audition to be Mickey Mouse.
01:56Yeah, I'm not going to be ears, but I reckon I've got the voice.
01:59Yeah, the impression was amazing.
02:01I know, I know. I get that all the time.
02:06Would you, maybe we could arrange for you to meet the other Mickey Mouse that is here.
02:11Suck them. Yeah, I'm cheaper.
02:14What's your going rate?
02:17Some Haribo and Fru chute and I'm happy.
02:19So I'm going to go. I'll wave my mum up after this call and I'll tell her we're going to
02:24come see Mickey Mouse, yeah?
02:26Absolutely. Come on over. We'd love to have you, Tim.
02:29I can't wait. I'm so excited.
02:31Amazing.
02:31Can you say bye-bye in Mickey Mouse's voice?
02:36Oh no, Tim. You put me on the spot. I'll try.
02:39Bye-bye, Tim.
02:40What?
02:42You've got to do the wah-ha at the end.
02:44Oh no.
02:45Try it again.
02:46Bye-bye, Tim.
02:52That was a good effort. See, I told you I'm not laughing.
02:55Yeah, I believe you, Tim.
02:57With your fingers crossed behind your back.
02:59The nose. My fingers are covering my mouth because I'm laughing.
03:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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