00:00Hello, Ben's from Meals.
00:01Hiya. I'm just wondering if I can place an order.
00:04Yeah, of course you can mate. What do you need?
00:05I don't know if it's a bit too early, but are you doing sandwiches?
00:09Yeah, we can do sandwiches mate.
00:10Can I just run and ask what the wife wants?
00:13Yeah, of course you can.
00:14Just give me a minute, thank you.
00:15Hello?
00:16Hello?
00:16Is this a takeaway please?
00:18Yes, we have, yes.
00:19Oh my God.
00:19Yeah, we're just taking an order.
00:20What are your dad I was speaking to?
00:21No, I don't know my dad.
00:22Have you got chicken nuggets?
00:25Yeah, we've got chicken nuggets.
00:26Oh my God.
00:28Can I have some chicken nuggets?
00:29But do you get a toy with him?
00:32No, you don't get a toy with these.
00:33No, they're in McDonald's.
00:34That's rubbish then.
00:35Why can't you do...
00:36Can you go and get me a toy?
00:38And then...
00:38You want me to go and get you a toy for your nuggets?
00:40Yeah, get me some nuggets.
00:42And then I'll have a milkshake as well.
00:44And that's what I'll have.
00:46Okay, and what flavour milkshake could you like?
00:48What have you got?
00:48Do you want a chocolate one?
00:49No.
00:50No, a strawberry one?
00:51No, I don't want strawberry.
00:53What else have you got?
00:54Banana.
00:55Who has banana?
00:57I've got any fruit shoot.
00:58I've got some fruit shoot, yeah.
01:00Have you got an apple fruit shoot?
01:02We've got an orange one.
01:03That's the best one.
01:04I'll have an orange fruit shoot.
01:05Do you want that?
01:05Yeah, it's a good job you've not got the apple one.
01:07That's disgusting.
01:09It's like I'm drinking me a wee.
01:13Do you mind that?
01:13Please, please, can I have an orange fruit shoot?
01:17Yes.
01:18What other cakes have you got?
01:19We've got a chocolate cake.
01:21Who?
01:21A carrot cake.
01:22Carrot?
01:23Carrot cake, yeah.
01:24Carrot.
01:25Like actual carrot?
01:26Yeah, it's an actual carrot cake.
01:28They look like a flipping rabbit.
01:30I don't want carrots.
01:32What do you want?
01:33Do you want me to get you something?
01:34Me something?
01:35No, I've got everything here, sir.
01:38We'll get you your nuggets.
01:39Do you want some chips with your nuggets?
01:40Oh, yeah.
01:41They're not fat chips, are they?
01:43No, they're nice thin ones.
01:46Nice thin ones.
01:47I don't want my fish chips.
01:49How many can I have?
01:50How many would you like?
01:51We'd have them six, nines or twelve.
01:53Oh my God, twenty.
01:57Just make sure they're warm, okay?
01:59All right, I'll make sure that they're warm for you.
02:01Right, can you...
02:02Yeah, just make sure you do that, all right?
02:04Right, okay.
02:05What about your dad?
02:06I was just speaking to your dad, was it?
02:08And he wanted some sandwiches.
02:09That's not my dad.
02:10Who was that then?
02:11Don't know.
02:12It's just some guy that my mum met last night.
02:18What sandwich did he order?
02:19He ordered a ham salad with some mayonnaise and some pepper.
02:25Oh, wow, he sounds fun, him, doesn't he?
02:27Ham salad?
02:28God, I bet he's fun at parties.
02:29Is this Tim from TikTok by any time?
02:33Yeah, it's really me.
02:37My name's Ben.
02:39Hi, Ben.
02:41Right, so yeah, it's me.
02:43It's me from TikTok, yeah.
02:46Well, that was really interesting.
02:47Does this mean you do not want absolutely chicken nuggets then?
02:51You don't want the chicken nuggets?
02:53I mean, I'll have 20 chicken nuggets anyway, yeah, of course I will.
02:57I'll tell you what, my friend.
02:58Seeing as I've had such a laugh, I'll send you 20 chicken nuggets.
03:02Do you want to be my real dad?
03:03Don't do it.
03:04I
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