00:00Hi, so I've just been in your restaurant, but I found a bug in my food.
00:07And I was wondering, can I keep the bug?
00:09Who is this, please?
00:10My name's Tim, and I'm just having food.
00:13I spoke to my mum.
00:14You're having food now.
00:14What?
00:15Are you having food now in the restaurant?
00:17I'm just with it now.
00:18Jesus Christ.
00:20Right, I've got a spider.
00:22Right, you found a spider in your food.
00:24On it?
00:25It's not in it, it's on it.
00:26Where's my face?
00:29I don't, I'm very sorry, I'm not following what you're saying here.
00:32So you found a spider in our food, or on our food, in our restaurant?
00:37In your restaurant, on the pasta, and I'm wondering, can I keep the spider?
00:42It looks cute.
00:44So I spoke to my mum, and my mum said that, yeah, I can keep it, but I've got to
00:49ask you,
00:50because you're the original owner.
00:52And I'm just wondering if I can have it.
00:54I don't see any reason why you can't have it, but the first thing is,
00:57I need to take, I need to take anything like this quite seriously.
01:00So if your mum's there, I can speak with her, because if someone's found a bug in our food,
01:04I'd like to address that first, if you wouldn't mind.
01:06Why would you love to speak to my mum?
01:09To get to the bottom of, if you're finding bugs in our food, I don't want that to be happening.
01:13That's the first and last time you're going to use my mum and the word button in that sentence, okay?
01:21Yeah, I've got another bug as well.
01:23Can I keep that one?
01:24Do you think...
01:25Another bug from the same meal?
01:27Yeah, I've got a little...
01:29Oh, this is a joke.
01:30A little cricket.
01:31A cricket?
01:32A little cricket.
01:33Yeah.
01:33You found a cricket and a spider in our restaurant, in our food, and I find that very hard to
01:37believe.
01:38And a widget dig rump.
01:39If you wanted to keep...
01:40If you wanted to keep...
01:42They're just following?
01:44...the restaurant in the jungle, are you...
01:47I'm a scorpion.
01:48You should definitely keep...
01:50You should definitely keep whichever animals and insects.
01:54Tell me about your insects.
01:56Have you named any of these insects?
01:58Yeah, so I've got Simon the spider.
02:01He was the first one here.
02:03I've got Simon the spider.
02:04I've got Chris the cricket.
02:05I've got Warren the widget dig rump.
02:09I would love for you to keep a sound like it.
02:11Make sure that you put...
02:11Jesus!
02:12...in their houses.
02:13Have you made houses?
02:14I'm guessing you've made houses.
02:15Yeah, they're making themselves comfortable.
02:17I would like to give you and the spiders and all of the...
02:22The menagerie that you found in our food, a complimentary side salad.
02:26I'm sure that they would very much have been happy with that.
02:28And will that come with bugs as well?
02:31I hope not.
02:33I've got the hardest frog in the world.
02:35The what, sorry?
02:36I don't mean like it could knock you out.
02:38Listen, I'll take the bugs.
02:41You don't want them back, do you?
02:42You keep the bugs.
02:43I don't need them back at all.
02:44You keep the bugs.
02:45Keep it between us.
02:46You keep the bugs.
02:47And any time the bugs need some salad, you can pop in and I'll give you it for free.
02:51Every single time.
02:51Thank you so much.
02:53I've seen it.
02:53I love you.
02:55Love you too.
02:55Love you.
02:56Bye.
02:57Bye.
02:57Bye.
02:58Bye.
03:00I've got myself a free salad to eat.
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