00:00I've just come out of school. Yeah, I just finished. I go to detention, Mum. I fell asleep in the
00:07classroom, so I go to detention.
00:10Because you're up all night with Uncle Barry wrestling and I can't go to sleep because you're screaming.
00:17And Uncle Barry sounds like a raging bull. And then you're telling him to go faster.
00:22I don't know what he is he's doing, whether he's on a slide or he's on a swing or whatever,
00:28but you're saying go faster, go faster.
00:32I can hear everything, Mum. I can hear everything. Are you playing pool or something?
00:37You're saying to him put it in the other hole. So I don't know if you're playing pool or whatever.
00:42Will you do my detention then? It's your fault. Sorry, one second. Do you mind just shutting up? I'm on
00:48the phone.
00:50You do my detention then. I've got to do my detention because of you. You're making me stay a week
00:57at night.
00:57So you come in school and do the detention. I know I shouldn't be listening, but you're making it difficult
01:03for me to not listen.
01:06Did you not hear me banging on the wall? No, when the headboard wasn't banging on the wall, I was
01:12banging on the wall to tell you to shut up.
01:14No, because you keep me up and then I've got to detention today because you're making me stay awake at
01:21night because you and Uncle Barry are doing whatever you're doing.
01:24Wrestling or playing pool or riding your bike or going on a slide or whatever.
01:30Well, you make it sound like you've got a snooker table in there.
01:34And how do you go fishing in the bedroom? I don't want to wear it anymore. I don't like it.
01:40Mum, I don't want to know that you're still fancy Mr. Smith. I don't care.
01:45What, you're going to start wrestling him as well?
01:48You better not, Mum. I don't want to do the detention, but you've been making me laugh.
01:53I'm not sleeping at night, so I'm sleeping in the day just on the phone to my mum.
01:59Are you all right, mate? Just on the phone to my mum.
02:02Yeah. See you in a bit. See you in a bit.
02:06I'm on the phone to my mum, mate. Mum, mum, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
02:14Mum, someone's just got my picture. Someone's just got my picture. I don't know if he's for a crime watch.
02:19I don't know who he is.
02:22I know. Why don't you shut your mouth?
02:26Some girl telling me to be quiet, Mum. I'm on the phone to my mum.
02:31Oh, my God.
02:32Will you get Shardley on the phone and either to come and this girl's head in?
02:37I'm not going to do it.
02:38Why? Because I'll make a mess.
02:42Right. Stop. Stop making all the noise at night.
02:45I'm not doing this detention so you can speak to Mr. Smith about it.
02:49Right, yeah. You do the detention instead.
02:52Speak to Mr. Smith about it.
02:54Get on the phone to Shardley. Come knock this girl out.
02:57And I will speak to you in a bit, okay?
02:59Shut your back now.
03:00Don't touch me.
03:03Swear down. Get Shardley here now.
03:07If Shardley doesn't do it, get Sticky Vicky instead.
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