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Julie's Job
Julie has been wanting to buy her boyfriend's car, but Ann refuses to pay for it and advises her to get a job to pay for it herself. So, Julie jumps at the chance when Schneider puts in a good word to help get her a job as a waitress in a grubby diner on a rough side of town.
Julie has been wanting to buy her boyfriend's car, but Ann refuses to pay for it and advises her to get a job to pay for it herself. So, Julie jumps at the chance when Schneider puts in a good word to help get her a job as a waitress in a grubby diner on a rough side of town.
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00:02This is it, this is it, this is life, the one you get, so go and have a ball, this
00:10is it, this is it, straight ahead, and rest assured, you can't be sure at all, so while you're here,
00:19enjoy the view, keep on doing what you do, hold on tight, we'll muddle through, one day at a time,
00:26one day at a time, so up on your feet,
00:30somewhere there's music playing, don't you worry not, just take it like it's gone, one day at a time, one
00:39day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one day at a time, one
00:47day at a time, one day at a time.
01:10I'm cooling up for Saturday night, the lodge is having a luau.
01:14And that's the hula?
01:16The hula? That's the samba. I'm going as a tourist from Brazil.
01:23That's great, Schneider. Oh, Schneider, I got some other great news for you. I got the job.
01:28You think that is great?
01:30My first real job.
01:33Are you ready to order now, sir? Would you care for some more coffee?
01:37Not bad, not bad.
01:38I owe it all to you. I just went in and said Dwayne Schneider sent me, and they hired me.
01:44Yeah, well, I go all, I go there all the time. You see, I take all my dates there for
01:49a late night chili dip.
01:51Schneider, you've saved my life. I think you're a wonderful person.
01:56And I don't care what everyone says.
02:00Barbara, get off the phone.
02:02I'm not on the phone.
02:03Oh, wait till you hear. What is the best thing that could happen?
02:07You're leaving home and I get the bedroom.
02:08No.
02:10It's really fantastic news.
02:12What is?
02:12Peter, it's Julie.
02:14What's the news?
02:15Would you please be quiet? I'm trying to talk on the phone.
02:18No, no, not you, Peter.
02:19Have you sold your car yet?
02:21Well, you have now. I'm going to buy it.
02:23You're getting a car?
02:25What do you think I've been trying to tell you? Don't you ever listen.
02:29Peter, please don't sell it to anyone else.
02:32I'll give you $400 for your car.
02:35$450? What are you, out of your mind?
02:37All right, all right. $410.
02:39And that includes all three mag wheels.
02:42Okay. Great, great. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
02:44I got it!
02:45Julie, fantastic.
02:47We'll have a big celebration and tell everybody we know that you got a car.
02:50Before Mom comes home and says,
02:52No way.
02:54Well, she won't this time.
02:56She did the last three times.
02:58In her own sweet motherly words, she said,
03:01My darling,
03:02No way are you having a car
03:04until you get off your lazy duff and get the money.
03:06For your information, twerp,
03:08my lazy duff is currently listed among the employed.
03:11You're selling your duff?
03:15No, no, no.
03:16I got a job as a waitress.
03:18You're kidding!
03:19Where? At the pie shop?
03:20No, downtown.
03:22At McDonald's?
03:22No, Arnie's place.
03:24I never heard of it.
03:25Sounds like a dump.
03:26It is not. Schneider eats there.
03:28It's a dump.
03:30Barbara, the food is very good.
03:32All the truckers stop there.
03:33That doesn't mean the food's good.
03:36It means the waitresses are stacked.
03:38Well, why don't they hire me?
03:39Oh, what do you know?
03:43When do you work?
03:44Four till ten.
03:45No way.
03:47You don't know how to handle, Mom.
03:48Just let me tell her.
03:54I take it you ran into Schneider?
04:00In the hall.
04:03Did he say anything?
04:07He sang to me.
04:10Mom, come back.
04:12I got some really great news.
04:13You're going to be so happy.
04:14It's fantastic.
04:18What happened?
04:19She got off her lazy duff.
04:20I got a job.
04:22Hey, Julie, that's great.
04:24What kind of job?
04:25Waiting tables.
04:26At the pie shop.
04:27No, downtown.
04:28McDonald's.
04:30Way downtown.
04:31Would you shut up?
04:33It's called Arnie's Place.
04:35I never heard of it.
04:36It's a lovely, lovely little family restaurant.
04:38Oh, it really is, Ma.
04:39Oh, I feel so adult and responsible to be able to take this.
04:43Can I take it, please?
04:44Well, sure, honey.
04:46I mean, well, I guess so.
04:49Uh, maybe.
04:51How'd you get the job?
04:52Schneider recommended me.
04:53Uh, Schneider.
04:56Yeah.
04:57You are so great to let me take it.
04:59You are the greatest Ma in the whole world.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Well, before you get me listed in the Guinness Book of Records here, uh, what are your hours?
05:06Just after school.
05:08What about your homework?
05:09I knew you'd ask that.
05:12See?
05:12I've got it all figured out.
05:14Uh, I'm only going to be working during the time that I usually goof off.
05:17Oh, can I take it, please, Mom?
05:19I mean, I'll be able to help pay for groceries and clothes, maybe a little bit of the rent.
05:24I can even put some money aside for Barbara's education.
05:29What about the car you wanted?
05:32Of course!
05:32I'll buy his car instead.
05:34There goes my education.
05:38His car?
05:39It's Peter Palmer's car.
05:40Ma, you said I could get a car if I earned the money.
05:43Not that wreck with the missing door.
05:45It's not missing.
05:46It's in the trunk.
05:52Hi.
05:54Julie, uh, Arnie called.
05:55He said he wants you to start work this afternoon.
05:57Oh, that's great.
05:58Why didn't he call me?
05:59I gave him my number.
06:00He dropped it in the clam chowder.
06:04He'll probably get a call from the bus board.
06:07Ah, Schneider, Julie says you helped her get this job.
06:11Well, uh, yeah, I was, uh, I was glad to do it.
06:15Besides, they need another waitress.
06:18Millie got pregnant.
06:21Pregnant.
06:23Well, I wouldn't worry.
06:24It wasn't a job-related accident.
06:29Uh, Schneider, where is this place?
06:31Oh, I told you, Ma, it's downtown.
06:33Mm-hmm.
06:33Yeah, it's a great location.
06:35It's right next to the meatpacking plant.
06:36All the wieners are slaughterhouse fresh.
06:39It's in the industrial section.
06:42With the greatest chili in the world and all the truckers swear by it because it helps them
06:46stay awake on those long overnight holes.
06:49It's a truck stop.
06:52Whatever gave me the idea that it was a nice little family restaurant?
06:58Well, truckers have families.
07:00Sometimes more than one.
07:02You are.
07:04Uh, look, Mr. Romano, truckers, they're the salt of the earth.
07:08I mean, they respect womanhood, just as do I.
07:11Schneider, please don't, don't help me.
07:13Besides, they're, uh, they're very good tippers.
07:17All you gotta do is give them a little body English.
07:19You know what I mean?
07:21Ha, ha.
07:21Uh, Julie, you're not working in a joint like that.
07:23Oh, what joint?
07:25Wait a second.
07:25Now, there's nothing down there that's gonna hurt the little lady.
07:28I mean, it's a nice, clean place.
07:30The health inspectors, they're in there maybe four or five times a week.
07:35Oh, that's beautiful.
07:36That's terrific.
07:37Mr. Romano, not to worry.
07:39Now, I'm telling you, Arnie don't put up with no hanky-panky.
07:42He takes care of his girls.
07:43All right, maybe once in a while.
07:45Some creep cop's a pinch.
07:47When anybody gets really out of line, knuckle sandwich.
07:52Thank you, Schneider.
07:54Cornada, you know what I mean?
07:56Now, look, you let the kid go down here.
07:59Everything's gonna be fine.
08:00You have to trust me on this, okay?
08:07Well, I guess I have time for a sandwich before the fight starts.
08:12Julie, what are you trying to get away with?
08:14Nothing, Mom.
08:15I mean, it's a good job.
08:16Better than anything else I can find.
08:18I mean, I'll get good pay and tips at six hours a day plus weekend.
08:22Six hours a day?
08:22Julie, you just told me it was after school.
08:24Well, it starts after school.
08:26And ends after Johnny Carson.
08:28It is only four until ten.
08:31Ha, ha, ha!
08:33No way!
08:34I told you.
08:35But, Mom, please.
08:36What about your homework?
08:37Well, I told you.
08:38That's all figured out.
08:39I'm gonna have a half hour on the bus each way.
08:41Oh, well, that's ideal.
08:43Quiet, good light, a nice pair of knees for a desk.
08:46They say travel is broadening.
08:49Mom, it's almost 3.30.
08:50I've really got to get going.
08:54You are not going anywhere.
08:57I know what it is.
08:58You don't want me to have a car.
09:00Right.
09:01Ma, you told me if I got a job, I could get one.
09:04But you didn't think I'd take you up on it.
09:06Julie, I'm just trying to stop you from making a stupid mistake.
09:08Oh, now I'm stupid.
09:10I didn't say that.
09:11But you're jumping into a ridiculous job just to buy an unsafe car.
09:14How do you know it's unsafe?
09:15Have you ever driven it?
09:16I've seen it.
09:18The door is gone.
09:19There's no paint.
09:20The aerial is missing.
09:21There's a window gone.
09:22I'm surprised Peter hasn't been arrested for driving without a car.
09:25What do you expect, a kid to drive?
09:27A Cadillac?
09:28You don't respect my judgment at all, do you?
09:31Oh, Julie, please.
09:32I have been there.
09:33I have made the same mistakes.
09:34I'd like you to benefit from my experience.
09:37Would you just let me learn by myself?
09:38Ah, baby.
09:39Don't call me baby.
09:40That really ticks me off.
09:41I am a young woman.
09:42Julie.
09:42Mom, there is just a small possibility
09:45that I might not make the same dumb mistakes you made.
09:48You shut up.
09:51Uh, Barbara.
09:53I know.
09:53Barbara, go to your room.
09:55How come you're the only one that gets to be obnoxious?
10:04Mom, I have heard you say a thousand times
10:07that a person must learn by her own mistakes.
10:11You did say that, didn't you?
10:19Yep.
10:20Well, isn't that one of the reasons you got the divorce?
10:22Because Dad wouldn't let you do anything on your own?
10:28Yep.
10:30Well, come on, Mom.
10:32Let me try.
10:33I mean, if I'm going to make a mistake,
10:35why don't you let me learn by myself?
10:38Okay?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Oh, thank you, Mama.
10:47Thank you so much.
10:48But it won't be a mistake.
10:49You'll see.
10:50Oh, I feel independent already.
10:58Can I borrow a quarter for bus fare?
11:08Yes, Ed.
11:11Yes, Ed.
11:14Yes, Ed.
11:17No, Ed.
11:19Ed, will you be civil?
11:21Don't talk to me as if we were still married.
11:24Ed, look, I know you have the girls for the weekend.
11:26Right.
11:26Well, you're still going to have Barbara,
11:28but Julie can't come.
11:28She's working.
11:30A waitress.
11:32No, not at the pie shop.
11:35No, not McDonald's.
11:37It's a nice little family restaurant.
11:42Uh, mostly for the transportation profession.
11:48Oh, she'll study on the bus.
11:50Ed, she wants to buy a car.
11:53Hey, now, I mean, Ed, just cool that.
11:55I mean, we've been all through this before.
11:57If she wants to get a car,
11:58she's going to earn the money herself to buy it, okay?
12:01Hey, I am a fit mother.
12:08Ed.
12:10Ed.
12:12Ed!
12:22Ed!
12:25Ed!
12:27Ed!
12:28Ed, hold it!
12:29Now, look, I don't want to go through
12:31this whole thing again, okay?
12:32Now, she is old enough to make her own decisions.
12:35Now, she is not a baby anymore.
12:36She is a young woman.
12:39Well, maybe that'll prevent her
12:40from making some of the same dumb mistakes I made.
12:44Goodbye, Ed.
12:49Uh, Barbara, will you, uh, get that, please?
12:53Right.
12:54Maid, doorman, everything.
13:00Something must be burning.
13:05Hiya.
13:06Ah!
13:13Hi, David.
13:14Come on in.
13:20Hiya.
13:21Gee, you're looking nice, David.
13:24Nice to see you.
13:25Thank you for the wonderful welcome, Barbara.
13:27That dumb oven burned my frozen dinner!
13:30Oh, you better put that out
13:31before your mother catches you smoking.
13:34Barbara!
13:35Barbara, who was that at the door?
13:37Hi, David.
13:38What burnt?
13:39My dinner.
13:40If I didn't have to do Julie's dusting,
13:42it wouldn't have ever happened.
13:43Aw.
13:45While she's working,
13:46I have to clean up after her.
13:48It's not fair!
13:49Barbara, it's only been two days.
13:50Well, at least she's getting paid.
13:52I am not any happier about this situation than you are.
13:56Uh, Ann, uh, maybe we should, uh, postpone this evening, huh?
13:59Oh, no, postpone!
14:01Look at us!
14:02We're gorgeous!
14:02You know, we've been planning tonight for weeks.
14:05Yeah, well, it's just that the Escoffier room
14:07is a very special restaurant,
14:09and I don't want to waste it on a night
14:11when your mind is obviously on other things.
14:13It's not on other things, David.
14:14Really.
14:15I've been looking forward to all of tonight.
14:19Oh, good, good.
14:20I-I just thought you were worried about Julie.
14:22Oh, she has been absolutely impossible to deal with.
14:26Wait, you are worried about Julie.
14:27Wait a minute.
14:27The only time she's bearable is when she's asleep.
14:30Sleep?
14:31Who sleeps?
14:32A room smells like a rancid french fry.
14:34I told her not to take that job,
14:37but no, no, she wouldn't listen.
14:39Julie knows best.
14:41Uh, Ann, you know, I really think that we should, uh,
14:43you know, not go out this evening, okay?
14:45Oh, look, David, I'm almost ready.
14:46I can't wait to get out of here.
14:47Yeah, well, maybe we should go someplace else then, okay?
14:50No, no, I'm looking forward to it.
14:52A nice, quiet dinner is just what I need.
14:55I want to forget all about Julie.
14:56Let me just get my keys.
14:59Ah, she hates it down there, but she won't admit it.
15:02Oh, no.
15:03Ann, Ann, you know, the Escoffier room is about 50 bucks ahead, and, uh...
15:07David, if you would rather take somebody else...
15:09I'll go for her.
15:12I won't go.
15:13No, I don't want to take anybody else.
15:14I, uh, I just want you to be in the right kind of mood when we go.
15:18David, I am in the right kind of mood.
15:21Honestly, I want to have a wonderful time tonight.
15:23I mean, why spend a lovely evening worrying about Julie working in that dump?
15:28Hey, here's a thought.
15:29Why don't we just, uh, you know, stop by, see how she's doing, you know, grab a quick aperitif...
15:34Can't do that, David.
15:35She'll think I'm spying on her.
15:37Come on.
15:38Let's go get this dinner over with.
15:40Wrong, wrong.
15:43See, that's the wrong attitude.
15:45I think we will both be a lot happier if we stop down at, at Bernie's.
15:49Bernie's.
15:50Arnie's.
15:50Arnie's.
15:52Arnie's.
15:54Hey, isn't that the place they had the hold-up?
15:58Hold-up?
15:59Somebody held up Arnie?
16:00No, business was slow, so Arnie held up a customer.
16:05Arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie, arnie.
16:14Miss?
16:16Miss?
16:18Hey, you!
16:19Number three.
16:20Will you pick up these eggs before they hatch?
16:25Lady, miss, would you mind coming over here for...
16:27Would you please explain something to me?
16:29What?
16:29Would you please tell me what did I eat that cost $9.27?
16:33I don't know.
16:34In a minute.
16:35In a minute?
16:36Miss, would you please...
16:37Can you believe me?
16:39Uh, is something wrong with your check, sir?
16:42Oh, just a $9.27 rip-off.
16:46Miss, I ordered some water.
16:48Oh, of course.
16:49Excuse me.
16:53Now, um, who had the shrimp salad?
16:56Hey, honey, you better throw some meat over to table eight.
16:59They just bit my leg.
17:01Number three.
17:02Will you pick up this chicken?
17:04Two more days, it'll rise from the dead.
17:06Just cool it, okay, Arnie?
17:08Just cool it.
17:09Uh, now, who had the steak?
17:10We had two hamburgers.
17:12Both lousy.
17:14Oh, I see what you've done.
17:16This $9.27 means September 27th.
17:19Oh, I'm sorry.
17:20I added in the date.
17:23If you tip her, Milton, next time, you can take your wife to dinner.
17:28Oh, no chips on her.
17:29No tip.
17:30I promise.
17:30No.
17:31Keep it moving.
17:32Flick your dick.
17:35Marilyn, I think I see something moving around here in this soup.
17:38So hold it under till it stops struggling.
17:45Uh, may I take your order now?
17:47I, uh, I'll have a cheese sandwich.
17:50Cheese?
17:51Herbert, the last thing in this world you need is cheese.
17:55But I have prunes.
17:57Prunes?
18:00I don't want prunes.
18:02I only order prunes when I need prunes.
18:04And I, I don't need prunes.
18:07He'll have prunes.
18:09Prunes.
18:11But maybe if he wants a cheese sandwich, he should have one.
18:14And a girl could cutie.
18:18Cutie?
18:19Have you got the house for my purby?
18:22No, no, no.
18:24I'll bring prunes.
18:29Check, please.
18:30Oh, yes.
18:31Uh, this is your check.
18:33Yeah.
18:43Move it, move it.
18:44We got customers.
18:45Let's go.
18:52Hey.
18:53Here you go.
18:54Hey, honey, we don't need menus.
18:56If we can't smell it, you ain't got it.
19:00That's funny.
19:01I like that.
19:01You must be new, honey, because that joke sure ain't.
19:05Uh, do you know what you want?
19:06Yeah.
19:07I'd like you on toast.
19:09I know you like the meat on the rare side, but I think you're getting carried away.
19:12Oh, he'll get carried away if his old lady finds out.
19:16Uh, what do you recommend, honey?
19:18A cold shower.
19:20This is jailbait.
19:22I'll have the steak and onions.
19:23Steak, onions.
19:24Say, honey, how's your liver today?
19:26Oh, I bet it's cute.
19:27Yeah.
19:28I'll have that steak rare.
19:30Real rare.
19:31Bring it in on a leash.
19:34Uh, now, would you like that a la carte or on the dinner?
19:37On the dinner.
19:38Okay, on the dinner, you have your choice of, uh, pea soup or vegetable, and you can have either
19:42French or Russian on your salad.
19:44I'll take the Russian on the dinner and pea soup on the salad.
19:48I'll have fries and beans with that and a cream soda.
19:55No.
19:56Uh, excuse me.
19:58See, uh, it's not as bad as you thought.
20:02No.
20:04Worse.
20:06Well, I hope Julie doesn't use the restroom.
20:11Yeah, I'll have the chopstick.
20:12Use the fresh meat, yeah?
20:14Yeah, give me the Swiss steak.
20:15Yeah, vegetable soup.
20:16Carrots and peas.
20:17Boil and vinegar on a salad.
20:18Ash browned potatoes.
20:19Fish potatoes and boiled onions.
20:20And vegetable soup.
20:21And an egg clasp.
20:22Go make that pea soup.
20:23Can you repeat the whole thing?
20:25Yeah, I want a chopped steak.
20:28Use the fresh meat, yeah?
20:29I want the Swiss steak.
20:30Vegetable soup.
20:31Give me carrots and peas.
20:33Boil and vinegar on a salad.
20:34Hash browned potatoes.
20:35Boiled potatoes and boiled onions.
20:36And pea soup.
20:38And an egg clasp.
20:38See, pea soup.
20:39Pea soup.
20:41Oh, my, excuse me.
20:42I'm sorry.
20:42Hey.
20:43What are you guys doing here?
20:45Uh, well, you know, David was taking me out to dinner anyway, and you told us so much
20:49about Bernie's.
20:50Ernie's.
20:50Arnie's.
20:51Arnie's.
20:52Yes.
20:52Uh, we just thought we'd stop by.
20:54And check up on you.
20:55Well, I'm really doing fine.
20:57Why don't you come over and sit down?
20:58I'll get you some menus.
20:59Okay.
20:59Nice little family restaurant.
21:01Yes, uh, Adam's family.
21:06Well, uh, uh, could I have a napkin or two, please?
21:09Sure.
21:10Take a bunch.
21:11Here you go.
21:12Julie!
21:15Now, McCree, when you get through filling out your dance card, would you mind picking up
21:19these specials?
21:21Just a minute, Arnie.
21:23Uh, Julie?
21:24Julie, what is this?
21:25Oh, that's just a soup stain.
21:28With legs?
21:34Uh, hey, miss.
21:35Miss.
21:36Listen, forget the Swiss steak.
21:38Give me the pot roast with the pea soup.
21:40Oh, I'll change my order to the pot roast, too.
21:42And I'll have beans with that and sauerkraut and an orange soda.
21:46Pot roast?
21:47You want, you want the pot roast, too?
21:49No, just a potato pancake.
21:51Hey, you, with a figure like a pencil.
21:54Get the lead out!
21:56Yes, huh?
21:57Pot cakes, ham, bacon, sausage, coffee, only $1.50.
22:01Hey, miss, you haven't finished taking our order here.
22:04Shh!
22:04Maybe she's sleeping.
22:06Hey, whoop!
22:08Hey, what the hell is that?
22:11What's going on here?
22:12That ape over there pinched me!
22:14Don't you call a customer, Nate!
22:16Hey, how could I pinch you?
22:18There's nothing to pinch!
22:20Don't worry, honey, it'll grow.
22:24Excuse me, sir.
22:26What was that you just said to my daughter?
22:28Oh, you're the mother.
22:29Oh, well, you can see the family resemblance.
22:40Hey, what are you, crazy?
22:42Guys, calm down.
22:43That's a crazy lady.
22:43There's no reason to get abusive here.
22:45Well, well, it's the Pillsbury Doughboy.
22:50Hey, butt out, huh, fancy pants?
22:52Hey.
22:53Hey.
22:53Hey.
22:54Hey!
23:02Don't sweat in here or you're a soprano.
23:04You're crazy, Rady.
23:06Crazy.
23:07Don't you talk to my mom that way.
23:09I quit.
23:10This is your mother?
23:11Yes.
23:12And you quit?
23:13Yes.
23:14You're quitting?
23:15Yes.
23:15You're fired?
23:16Yes.
23:17No!
23:18Bananas!
23:19You're all bananas!
23:20That's right, we're all bananas.
23:21And you want to know something else?
23:22We come as a bunch.
23:25Doughboy!
23:25And, uh, we're leaving as a bunch.
23:37Sorry, Peter, I can't buy your car.
23:39I only made 28 bucks.
23:41You sold it already?
23:43Who'd you sell it to?
23:44Who'd you sell it to?
23:46I lost out to Acme Wrecking.
23:49Hey, number three.
23:51Pick up the boy before it goes south for the winter.
23:54Uh, dinner's ready.
23:56I gotta go.
23:56Hey, hey, hey!
23:57The job is getting cold.
23:59Move it, Pillsbury Doughboy.
24:03Woo!
24:10Don't forget what happened to the last person who called me that.
24:13Oh, what happened to him?
24:15Did you hit him?
24:16Uh, well, to be perfectly honest, uh, I missed him.
24:20Uh, but, uh, the food got him.
24:23Mom?
24:24Yes?
24:25There is something I feel that I really must tell you about.
24:28What is that?
24:29Well, you didn't say I told you so.
24:31Oh.
24:32I told you so.
24:33Better luck in there.
24:38I told you so.
24:40I told you so.
24:40I told you so.
24:40I told you so.
24:40I told you so.
24:43I told you so.
24:47I told you so.
24:53I told you so.
25:03This program was recorded on tape before a live audience.
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