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00:00Back in middle school, I wrote a story starring a perfect heroine that I named after myself.
00:06It was an epic fantasy adventure full of love and magic, and it meant everything to me at that time.
00:13Then one day, I was hit by a truck.
00:17I found myself reincarnated into the world of The Dark History.
00:22But instead of being reborn as the beautiful main character I'd always longed to be,
00:26I was trapped in the role of the villainous dead set on killing her.
00:30The wicked little sister, Iyana Magnolia.
00:36I'll happily finish off the smug wretch for you.
00:39Yomi pledged to Iyana that he take it upon himself to kill Sol.
00:43Yeah, assassinate the high-spec assassins. Great idea.
00:46Which will 100%, no question about it, trigger a giant death flag for me.
00:50Allow me to explain.
00:53Scenario A, if Yomi kills Sol.
00:56First, there will be a manhunt for the one who killed Sol and made Forohan sad.
01:00And once they discover that Yomi did it for my sake, they'll assume I masterminded it and execute me.
01:08Scenario B, if Yomi doesn't kill Sol, Yomi's assassination attempt will be exposed.
01:14And they'll assume I masterminded it and execute me.
01:17That's right, I'm dead either way.
01:19But I don't know how to get back through his thick skull.
01:21No matter how many I pull out these death flags, be fucked up like me!
01:28If I can't find a way to talk about it this entirely, I'm WormFooood!
01:34Huh?
01:37Now, get some afraid, huh?
01:42Where am I headed?
01:43This is like a world
01:45Scared by the shadows
01:47And the fear of falling out
01:50Let's go through the chaos
01:51We're going again here
01:52We're going to run the same time
01:54We're going to run the same time
01:55What is you on the door?
01:57I'm going to run now
01:58I'm going to run away from the place
02:00With no hope I can feel it
02:03And we are
02:04I'm going to run my fight
02:32I'll never show my fears
02:36Man, even yet I am on fire
02:39Raise your blood flame
02:41I don't fear, I don't fear, I don't fear
02:44I don't fear, I don't fear
02:47Raise your blood flame
02:48I don't fear, I don't fear, I don't fear
02:51I'm always gonna kill my fears
02:54Raise your blood flame
02:58Now, can you see my frame?
03:00Huh?
03:14My lady, your afternoon tea and cake
03:17Thank you, Sol
03:18Sol is always right there by Konoha's side, taking care of her
03:22Oh dear, rich lady, Yana!
03:24And yummy is... somewhere
03:27For some reason, I thought I could remember everything from the dark history
03:30But I'm definitely not as confident about the stuff outside of the main storylines
03:37true
03:38Whoa!
03:39Huh?
04:03Yeah!
04:06Are you doing well this morning, Lady Iyana?
04:09I could ask you the same thing, you freaking nature.
04:12What about you? You fell from so high up, your shin should have come out your shoulders.
04:16I just visualized it. Please don't push yourself too hard just because you're young.
04:23I'm fine, thanks. Strange to think you'd be concerned about me.
04:28Oh, come on. How did that trigger your suspicion sensors?
04:32Have you no shame? What are you plotting, you villainess?
04:37I am experiencing no issues.
04:40Lady Konoha!
04:41So, shall I go fetch the guards for you?
04:46No, I thought I sensed a presence, but I was too slow to react.
04:50Those cat-like reflexes are slow to you? Okay.
04:54I thought it may have been magic, but perhaps it was merely a sudden gust of wind.
04:59Oh yeah, there you go.
05:01Considering there's no one in the manor who can use magic in the first place.
05:06Yep, no one to worry about.
05:08Wait, there is someone!
05:10Is something wrong?
05:11No, no, no, no, no, I'm great.
05:13If things had followed the original dark history plot, Konoha's magic would have awakened already.
05:19So a lot of the characters I wrote to oppose her were magic users themselves.
05:22Oh, yeah, that's right. I had something in Yomi's backstory about going abroad to study magic and poisons.
05:29That girl just now was almost certainly his doing.
05:33But I wish you wouldn't cast scattershot magic in my bichy boy butler who can so elegantly evade a surprise
05:38attack.
05:38He'll get caught!
05:46The next day.
05:49I'm gonna pull myself together and take an innocent little garden stroll with Yomi.
05:53The roses sure are beautiful.
05:57My sister and lord Gineford are here!
06:00Please feel free to nap.
06:02You were up late reading again, weren't you?
06:06Gino?
06:07I'm right here, love.
06:09Get some rest.
06:14Ah, Iyana and lord Yomi.
06:16A lovely day today, hmm?
06:19You're not even a little embarrassed?
06:22Where'd he come from?
06:24Ignore me, I'm not really here.
06:26Stealth butler, why do they sparkle like that?
06:30I know.
06:31A proposal, lord Gineford.
06:33Why don't we share a cup of tea while the lady Konohad dozes?
06:36I know.
06:37I understand that the people of your lands have a great interest in tea leaves.
06:41I have with me a blend from the Lily Kingdom.
06:44Perhaps we can sample it together.
06:46A blend with tea leaves from Lily is an unusual combination.
06:50I'd love to try some.
06:51Then leave it to me.
06:53There's a trick to brewing it, so I'll take that on.
06:55Care to join us?
06:57No, I'd rather-
06:58Come now, soul.
06:59Why not?
07:00Sir.
07:02No, please don't.
07:03This man is well-educated in organic poisons.
07:11I don't trust it!
07:13That's evil poison death tea for sure!
07:15Oh!
07:15That is me!
07:16It seems I tripped over a cat!
07:21Sorry, Yumi, didn't hurt you, did I?
07:23No, I'm perfectly fine.
07:26Though I take it you don't like the idea of using poison?
07:29You know, you could at least try to betray my expectations.
07:33Neither of you are cut, are you?
07:34I'll clean this up, but do be careful around the shards in the meantime.
07:37That isn't necessary!
07:40This... scent.
07:41Hey, Sal, you don't need to mess with that!
07:44I can't let him get near that stuff!
07:46It won't take much to clue an assassin into the fact that this is not for human consumption!
07:50Achoo!
07:50Huh?
07:52Konoha, are you cold?
07:53I'm quite all right, don't fuss over me.
07:55See?
07:56You're needed elsewhere, so leave this to me and go fetch a blanket to spread over sweet Konoha, will ya?
08:00But what about?
08:01I'll find a dustpan, don't worry about it!
08:03Yomi, I'll need you, come along!
08:05Iyana, wait!
08:06I wouldn't want you to fall.
08:08Let's take our time, shall we?
08:10Oh, okay.
08:12He has such gentle hands.
08:15Being related to a count himself, Yomi had the privilege of a thorough education.
08:19So sure, he may be a villain, but he definitely isn't brutish or dull.
08:27As a child, however, his lack of self-confidence made him a target for bullying.
08:33Often at the hands of his own siblings.
08:35But he saw that even though most spoke ill of her, the villainous Iyana stood tall.
08:41If he hadn't met her, if he hadn't fallen for her.
08:46Aside from the bloodlust, he really is a great guy.
08:49He's got it all.
08:50Social status, looks, personality.
08:53But, why would he fall in love with someone like me?
09:00That's right, it's because I wrote it that way!
09:02It's criminal!
09:04Yana!
09:05I thought it'd be so cool to have the heroine targeted by the pretty boy childhood friend.
09:09You're a villain?
09:10And the heroine would suffer because she had to defeat said pretty boy!
09:13Yomi!
09:15And then of course, her heart could be healed by all the other pretty boys surrounding her!
09:19None of this is your fault, Connor.
09:22But apparently, the only way to fulfill those plot points to my satisfaction was to make Yomi die!
09:28What is wrong with me?
09:29What a scummy thing to do to this poor guy!
09:32I mean, I was kind of going through some stuff at the time.
09:36Those look heavy.
09:37Let me take them off your hands.
09:38Aw, thanks.
09:39You didn't have to do that.
09:41Sato, you can carry four, right?
09:43Uh, yeah.
09:44I want to be treated like a heroine!
09:47Guess you could say I know where he's coming from.
09:50I have no right to be exasperated.
09:52Not with him.
09:54All right, Yomi, listen.
09:55You don't have to do all this underhanded-
10:01You poor thing.
10:02You're shaking like a leaf.
10:05That butler was scary, wasn't he?
10:11Fear not, Yana.
10:13It's almost done.
10:14The magic I set up is activating right now.
10:17He'll never bother you again.
10:19So what he set up is what now?
10:21His magic is...
10:23Activating!
10:25No, no!
10:27We don't need to activate anything!
10:30Yana?
10:31Thankfully, Yomi's magic is probably average at last.
10:34I wouldn't have made him that good.
10:35But my magic hasn't awakened.
10:37If I'd let the story play out as intended, Konoha wouldn't be in any danger at all!
10:41But right now...
10:43So Lincoln Port will surely protect her while she's vulnerable!
10:46What if it catches them unawares?
10:49What the heck?
10:50Ready, Konoha!
10:52Konoha!
10:59Konoha!
11:03Konoha!
11:04Konoha!
11:05Yana, you're back!
11:07My leg!
11:10The only reason Yomi exists is so he can fight and die for me!
11:14That's not fair!
11:15It's my fault, and I'll take responsibility!
11:20I'll protect him, and along with my own death flags!
11:25HAAAHHHHH!
11:26I'll break Yomi's death!
11:28Just watch me!
11:39It's in tiny pieces!
11:41That was so fast!
11:43How high spec did I make them?
11:45Konoha!
11:46Lady Konoha!
11:47If Yomi wouldn't stand a chance, they'd turn him into hamburger!
11:52I'm so sorry, Yomi!
11:53Yana!
11:54Are you alright?
11:57Forgive me...
12:01I thought I was able to sense someone with ill intent nearby.
12:06This is merely conjecture, but I have reason to believe this man-eating flower may have been targeting me.
12:11But who would do such a thing?
12:14Hmm...
12:15The scent of that lily kingdom tea back in the garden...
12:18It reminded me of a poison I once smelled.
12:22A paralytic.
12:24Hey, Solon, you don't need to mess with that!
12:27Lady Yana, as of late, your behavior has been somewhat unusual.
12:33Do you perhaps have some knowledge of these incidents?
12:38Really? I knew it! You suspected me all along!
12:44It was me. I'm the one responsible.
12:49She doesn't have anything to do with this. I will not tolerate any suspicion against her!
12:57Yomi...
12:57Pick it up. I imagine you know full well the meaning of a thrown gauntlet.
13:02What?
13:07Well, I'm waiting.
13:09Answer!
13:10What shall it be?
13:24Come, Butler.
13:25I don't know about you, but I'm through with roundabout methods.
13:29Sol Nemo-Fira, I challenge you to a duel.
13:32No! What are you doing?
13:34Don't do it, Sol. You're an assassin. Settle this through deceit and trickery.
13:40Oh, Sol.
13:41Don't you dare start being all headstrong and honorable!
13:43I raised you better than that, young man.
13:49Very well, then. I accept.
13:51Come on!
13:53What did I just say?
13:54But I mean, I get it.
13:56That man-eating flour put Konoha's life in serious danger.
13:59He can be as stone-faced as he wants, but I bet deep down he's super pissed.
14:03And even if you weren't, I know the story I wrote!
14:06It's impossible for a villain to do battle with a heroic character and win!
14:10This has gotta stop!
14:11Yomi, don't do this!
14:14There must be some kind of misunderstanding.
14:18As gentlemen, you should at least try to talk it through.
14:21Don't hurt each other!
14:23That's what's up!
14:24Forgot that was even an option!
14:26She'll talk some sense into them!
14:27Let's go, Lady Konoha!
14:29Voice of authority and reason!
14:30Yes! She's absolutely right!
14:31This is dangerous, so let's just breathe,
14:34because who needs to duel?
14:35We're all adults here, aren't we?
14:36At least I think we are!
14:37We can talk it up!
14:38Let's do that!
14:39No, there's no sense in that now.
14:43What's done is done.
14:44No, there's no sense in that now.
14:48Interfere again, Konoha.
14:53And the next gauntlet I throw down may well be in your direction.
14:59Yomi!
15:03I included more than a few dueling scenes that have nothing to do with the overarching plot.
15:08And the trigger for them is always...
15:11The heroine.
15:16I hope you can forgive me, Lady Konoha.
15:18But to back down from a duel you've accepted,
15:21is to refute the will of the god of battle.
15:23No!
15:24Yeah, you heard the lady!
15:26No means no, so give it up!
15:27Throw that glove in the trash!
15:29Who cares about the gods?
15:30Because I sure don't!
15:31I'm afraid Seoul is exactly right.
15:34But Lord Ginaford...
15:35The moment you pick up a glove that was thrown to you in a challenge,
15:38you swear to the gods that you will stake your life upon that duel.
15:42You know this, Konoha.
15:44Stop!
15:45Please don't read my 12-year-old world building out loud!
15:47It's so embarrassing!
15:49Under any other circumstances, I would have you whisked away for interrogation immediately.
15:55But as your challenge has been accepted, I think the law can wait.
15:59I do not believe that Seoul will lose to the likes of you.
16:03But if he should fall...
16:07That's enough blather for my taste.
16:09You only postpone your death.
16:18In accordance with the rights, use only your dominant hand.
16:21Lord Yomi must choose one, as he is ambidextrous.
16:25I'll use righty.
16:30Only Lord Yomi's right hand and Seoul's left hand may wield a sword.
16:35Victory is declared either when a duelist concedes,
16:39or when a participant loses their life.
16:43Their life? Seriously?
16:45What is wrong with you past me?
16:47For the heroine's sake, I will stake my life!
16:50Cross your swords, and say your prayers!
16:54Let the duel begin!
17:07Yomi's good!
17:08Seoul's gonna skewer him!
17:09Iyana!
17:10You're a rule!
17:11Until we know the truth behind these plots, you will stay put and stay quiet!
17:16Plots? Multiple? What does he think?
17:20Back in middle school, when things just wouldn't go my way,
17:23I would wish for magic powers to solve my problems.
17:26In fact, I used to think that maybe I did have some latent magical powers,
17:30so I'd bug the gods at every shrine with all sorts of weird requests.
17:34Are you gonna wish for something?
17:35It's a secret!
17:39I hope I get a perfect score.
17:41I hope my crush likes me back.
17:44Gods of this world, hear my plea!
17:47Let me unleash my magic unto the earth!
17:49Grant me control over fire, water, wind, earth, and healing!
17:53These things are absolutely mandatory for a heroine!
17:57According to my admittedly limited research,
17:59I would try channeling all my will into my hands.
18:01Fire!
18:05Well, my hand is getting warmer, I think.
18:09I bought amulets and foam straps, I gave off the right vibe,
18:12but they didn't seem to do anything other than look cute.
18:19Obviously now I know that I can't use magic,
18:22but Yumi's about to get Julien right in front of me.
18:25I feel powerless, helpless, and it's making all those same old feelings well up inside me again.
18:31I wish there was something I could do.
18:35But I'm kind of surprised they're still going.
18:38Not to dump on Yumi or anything, but Soul is clearly the better swordsman.
18:42Could he be holding back?
18:44No, he wouldn't.
18:46Konoha is involved, so he should be taking this seriously, right?
18:50Soul's lagging. This isn't good.
18:58No, he doesn't.
18:58Now that he mentions it, he's still guessing a little awkward.
19:23No wonder he's slower than usual.
19:27If I can't stop them fighting, I think Soul could actually live.
19:30Iyana?
19:32What's the matter?
19:33Like, cool, Yumi won't be killed.
19:36But it sounds like Soul might...
19:39Iyana?
19:40Iyana.
19:42Although, if I do let Soul die, wouldn't that make my death flags disappear?
19:48No. No, it wouldn't.
19:51After all, I am the villainous villainous Iyana Magnolia.
19:55Stay here, I said.
19:58Iyana.
19:58Lord Ginaford?
20:01Jeez.
20:03The death flags just love me too much.
20:06Iyana!
20:09So it doesn't matter who dies today!
20:11They're gonna suspect me no matter what!
20:15And that means...
20:18It's time to stop overthinking it!
20:21Cease this at once!
20:27Uh, now I might be underthinking.
20:30What am I supposed to do next?
20:34Step aside, Iyana.
20:35I cannot forgive anyone who would dare harm you!
20:39Trust me, I'd love to step aside.
20:41I'm not the biggest fan of where I'm standing either.
20:43Hurry up and call off the duel and I'll move!
20:50Iyana!
20:51Have they turned you against me?!
20:53Of course, that's what you would think!
20:58I accepted this duel on my own terms.
21:00Please move aside, Lady Iyana.
21:02To interfere thusly is to disrespect the very gods.
21:06Commence less, dude!
21:07No way!
21:08This is far too dangerous!
21:09Lord Yomi put my lady in grave danger,
21:11and that is a crime for which he will pay, no matter what!
21:16If I were Kunoha, I could just like...
21:18Please stop this!
21:20You'll hurt each other!
21:25My lady...
21:26My fury is subsiding for some reason...
21:31I love a story where tears have miraculous powers!
21:36Being able to cry my way to victory would make this a whole lot easier!
21:40Fine!
21:41Let's try this!
21:43Listen, soul!
21:44I know your hand is injured, so quit trying to tough it out!
21:47If you truly wish to honor the gods with this duel,
21:50you wouldn't fight in such a pathetic state!
22:02I'll be your opponent, Yomi!
22:07Let's go!
22:18What is your name?
22:21I've been working for a life for a while
22:23I'm connecting my parallel
22:26I'm hanging on the road
22:28I'm losing a lie
22:30I'm losing my mind
22:32I'm losing my mind
22:36I'm losing my mind
22:38I'm losing my memory
22:41I'm losing my mind
22:44I wasn't having a power
22:59I hate you
23:21Yami no naka hikari kagayaita
23:24Hii mo ushinawa nai de
23:26Ai ga mareku zettai zetsu mei
23:29Trouble Randevu
23:51My lady, do you have a fever?
23:53Why was I so cringe?
23:54Cringe
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