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00:03Orson Hodge had always assumed that the moment before he died, his entire life would flash before his eyes.
00:10But as he fell from the roof of the Fairview Memorial Hospital, it wasn't his life he saw.
00:17It was one night in particular.
00:19Monique! I've got wonderful news! Bonne nouvelle! Monique!
00:31There's been an accident.
00:36Oh, my God. What have you done?
00:41It was self-defense. I came to tell her to stay away from you. She attacked me.
00:46Mother. She's dead.
00:49I know. And I'm sorry. But what's done is done.
00:54What are you doing?
00:56Calling the police.
00:57No. Go to jail.
00:58You killed someone.
00:59I'm your mother. You've got to help me.
01:01But I loved her.
01:03I once lost someone I loved, thanks to you.
01:09You owe me.
01:19Hello?
01:24Ms. Paulier?
01:27Get that part for the sink.
01:31Hello?
01:35Ms. Paulier?
01:38I'm sorry.
01:40I'm Monique's boyfriend. She's upstairs lying down.
01:43She wasn't feeling well.
01:46I'll just finish up the sink and get out of your hair.
01:48Look, why don't you let me take care of that? I mean, I'm pretty handy and it's getting late.
01:53Oh, I don't mind saying.
01:55Oh, I've got it under control. Here, let me pay you.
02:00I'm glad she covered that.
02:08Thanks.
02:09Oh, hey.
02:12Don't forget your wrench.
02:27You handled that very well, son. Now help me find a tarp.
02:43What are you doing?
02:45You don't want her identified through dental records, do you?
02:51I must say, I never realized your job was so difficult.
02:57It's not enough to kill her. You have to desecrate her body, too.
03:00Get away from her!
03:07Now look what you've done.
03:10I think my damn hips are broken.
03:16Help me.
03:21Yes.
03:23Orson Hodge had always assumed that his life would flash before his eyes the moment before he died.
03:33Luckily for Orson,
03:35that moment
03:36I got a pulse!
03:38Let's get him inside!
03:40was not scheduled for today.
03:47The first light of sunrise.
03:53The sound of a cat purring.
03:57The smell of fresh coffee.
04:02Yes, there are many things a housewife likes to wake up to.
04:06But an unexpected guest in her bed is not one of them.
04:11Zach?
04:13You're in your underwear.
04:16Well, I needed to put on something to get the morning paper.
04:20You've been here all night?
04:22Sure.
04:23I'm not one of those guys who gets up and leaves right after.
04:26Right after what?
04:28Do you want to hear me say it?
04:30Fine.
04:31You were amazing.
04:38Okay, listen to me.
04:39Very carefully.
04:40And this is no time to be vague.
04:42What exactly was I amazing at?
04:50Please tell me that once contained a mint.
04:52After a few drinks, you told me how lonely you were.
04:55And that I was the kindest man you'd met in a few years.
04:58And, uh...
04:59You kissed me.
05:01And then you took off yours.
05:02Okay, okay, stop talking.
05:03I'm getting nauseous.
05:06This is so great.
05:08You have so many awesome plans for us.
05:11Us.
05:12Oh, man.
05:13It feels so good to say that.
05:16Oh, God. Here it comes.
05:18Would you like me to hold your hair, honey?
05:19No!
05:36Hey.
05:37What are you doing?
05:38I'm lying in bed thinking about the opening tonight.
05:41When it hits me...
05:43We could run out of breadsticks.
05:45Oh, honey.
05:46You have had, what, four hours sleep in the past three days?
05:49You need rest.
05:50Who cares if we run out of breadsticks?
05:52I do.
05:53Tonight's the most important night of my life.
05:55Everything's gotta be perfect.
05:56Here. Try that.
06:00That's good.
06:01No. Too salty.
06:03If they're salty, we'll sell more beer. See? You're a genius.
06:07Don't patronize me. Oh, my God.
06:09This is gonna be a disaster.
06:11Hey, chill out.
06:13You're acting like I did when I was six months pregnant.
06:16Oh, excuse me. You were hitting people.
06:18Only two.
06:19And the mailman had the good taste never to bring that up again.
06:21Come on, let's go get some sleep.
06:23The doughmaker has to be fixed, and the chairs get delivered at noon.
06:25I know. I'm the one that put in the order.
06:27I will handle anything that needs to be done.
06:30And you, take these and get some sleep.
06:33Come on, we need you at your best tonight.
06:39You're right. Sorry. Crazy.
06:43Oh, honey glaze. Honey glaze will cut the salt in the breadsticks.
06:47Tom, I do not need to be pregnant to kick your ass.
06:50Now go.
06:52Go on.
07:04Andrew, you're here.
07:09What happened to me?
07:11You kinda had an accident.
07:14You fell off our ladder.
07:16Oh, that's right.
07:18Is Orson here?
07:23Yeah, he's at the hospital, but he's not exactly visiting.
07:29Suicide?
07:30No.
07:31Orson would never try to kill himself.
07:33The police are wrong.
07:34It must have been an accident.
07:36But they found his footprints on the trunk of his car.
07:38The only reason he'd be up there is to jump.
07:40Why?
07:42Maybe he was feeling guilty.
07:45For what?
07:47Mom, I looked at that ladder.
07:49Someone sawed through the rung.
07:52And you think...
07:53I heard you two in your room the other day.
07:55You told him to turn himself in or else.
07:58The next day you fall and nearly die.
07:59You think that's a coincidence?
08:03And you say he's just on the hall?
08:04Yeah, but don't worry.
08:06I told them not to let him near you.
08:08And we're gonna get you home as soon as we can.
08:17Can I help you?
08:19I'm here to pick up my wife's belongings.
08:21Jane Hainsworth.
08:22Oh, yes.
08:23I'm so sorry for your loss.
08:25I'll be right back.
08:29You doing okay?
08:30Not really.
08:31But having you here helps.
08:34Oh, your name is Smyra.
08:36Andrew, what are you doing at the hospital?
08:39You haven't heard?
08:46Hey.
08:48Susan.
08:50I just heard from Andrew what happened.
08:52I had to come see you.
08:54If you want me to go.
08:56No, no. Come in.
08:59I know we've been fighting.
09:01If something like this happens,
09:02it just puts everything into perspective.
09:03I am so sorry.
09:05It was all my fault.
09:07I hadn't got so caught up in protecting Mike.
09:09Susan, stop.
09:11Mike is innocent.
09:12He had nothing to do with Monique Beaulieu's murder.
09:16Do you know something?
09:18Yes.
09:19And I intend to go to the police.
09:23Oh, my God.
09:25Does this have something to do with Orson's accident?
09:28I can't tell you right now.
09:31You're just going to have to trust me.
09:32Can you do that?
09:37Of course.
09:42I should let you rest.
09:50So we're back to being friends.
09:54We never really stopped.
09:59Excuse me.
10:00These things don't belong to Jane.
10:02Are you sure?
10:03Every couple has their secrets,
10:05but I'm pretty sure she wasn't a closet written.
10:11Mike Delfino.
10:13Oh, these are Mike's things.
10:15Yep.
10:15Someone made a big mistake.
10:17Helen, you screwed up the labels again.
10:23Oh, he had an engagement ring with him.
10:26That's pretty.
10:29You know, Mike and I are good friends.
10:31I could return these things to him if you like.
10:34Sorry.
10:35He'll have to pick him up himself.
10:36It's hospital policy.
10:38It's also hospital policy to put the right labels on the right boxes.
10:42Ian.
10:43Ian, you're not going to believe this.
10:45Bree just told me she can prove Mike's innocent.
10:47What?
10:48It's true.
10:49He's going to be a free man.
10:50Isn't that great?
10:51Yes, it's bloody fantastic.
10:54Oops.
10:56Here.
10:57I'm going to go get Bree some flowers.
10:58I'll be right back.
11:06No, no.
11:07That's great news.
11:08Thank you, doctor.
11:10So, uh, Morrison's going to pull through?
11:12You'd rather he didn't?
11:15No.
11:16I just don't know what he's going to tell the police when he wakes up.
11:19It wasn't your fault.
11:20Morrison falling off that roof was an accident, right?
11:23Well, sort of.
11:26Depending on what Orson tells them.
11:29I could get charged with attempted murder.
11:39Well, I'm so glad she has you to take care of her.
11:41And of course your mom comes first, Andrew.
11:44And I wouldn't even ask except, you know, for opening tonight.
11:47Chairs are here.
11:48Uh, uh-huh.
11:50Oh, God, seriously.
11:51Fantastic.
11:53It's just two quick hours and then we'll get you right back home with your mom.
11:55Thank you, Andrew.
11:57Okay, bye-bye.
11:58Did you finish folding the takeout menus?
12:02You never asked me to do that.
12:03I shouldn't have to tell you every little thing, you know.
12:05Show some initiative.
12:07Wait!
12:08Where are my chairs?
12:09I didn't order these.
12:10You Lynette Scavo?
12:11Yes.
12:12Well, then you ordered these.
12:14No, why would I order 50 high chairs for the opening of a pizzeria?
12:16I don't know.
12:18I thought it was one of those, uh, kiddie pizza places with the games and the animatronic rats.
12:21Easy yourself.
12:23Animatronic rats.
12:24Where do they find you people?
12:25Okay, okay.
12:26Here it is.
12:27See?
12:27I ordered 50 of item number seven, three...
12:30Oh, huh.
12:31Did we find the mistake?
12:33I, uh, I switched the seven and the one.
12:35Mm-hmm.
12:37So, we're both wrong.
12:39Now, this place opens in five hours.
12:41How long will it take to fix this?
12:45Hi, I need to rent 50 chairs by tonight at five.
12:48What?
12:50Why not?
12:51What do you mean?
12:52It's bar mitzvah season.
12:53There's no such thing.
12:54Oh!
12:55We still have five.
12:56I will take those.
12:57Scavo.
12:58Okay.
12:58That brings us to 222.
13:01Javi, Rico, we got chairs to find.
13:02Move it!
13:09Wow.
13:10Looks like someone crawled into a bottle of Merlot last night.
13:13Sort of threw myself a little birthday party.
13:16So, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my dry heaving.
13:19Quick question.
13:20Was that Zach Young I saw leaving your house at eight this morning?
13:25Oh, yeah.
13:26Um, he just came by to, uh, drop off a birthday card.
13:31Hmm.
13:31Really cute.
13:32Little cat with balloons.
13:34All right.
13:35Bye.
13:36Follow up.
13:39Why was Zach in your driveway at seven this morning?
13:42In his underwear.
13:50We had sex last night.
13:52What?
13:53I mean, I think we did.
13:54That's what he told me.
13:56Weren't you there?
13:57No, I don't remember anything.
13:58I just woke up and he was in bed next to me.
14:00Hey.
14:01Thanks again, Gabby.
14:02Hey, Carlos.
14:06If you don't remember, then how can you be sure that you and Zach had sex?
14:11Well, we were both half naked and there was a condom wrapper and he said it was amazing,
14:16which totally sounds like me.
14:18He thinks we're a couple now.
14:20You have to help me.
14:21I am not getting involved.
14:24God, I can't believe you bagged another neighborhood kid.
14:27Where are we going?
14:29To warn the Scavo boys.
14:39I want to speak to my wife.
14:41She's resting.
14:43If we can get back to these questions.
14:45I fell off a roof.
14:47I need a physician, not a psychiatrist.
14:49Well, I'm afraid it's hospital policy when there's a suspected suicide attempt.
14:52I didn't try to kill myself.
14:54But you do have a certain history.
14:58You spent most of 1976 in a psychiatric hospital.
15:03I don't care to discuss that.
15:06We won't be leaving here until we do.
15:14My parents were very religious.
15:17When I was 16, my father had an affair.
15:20Caused quite a scandal at our church.
15:23He became depressed.
15:24He started drinking heavily.
15:26My mother grew concerned.
15:27She didn't like leaving him alone.
15:30One night she had to visit a sick friend and she asked me to keep an eye on him.
15:34But I'd made plans with friends.
15:35I thought I could duck out for a while.
15:38When I got home, I found him in the bathroom.
15:45You blamed yourself?
15:48I didn't need to.
15:49Mother blamed me enough for both of us.
15:53That must have caused quite a strain in your relationship.
15:55Yes.
15:57But now and then, she suggests little ways I might make it up to her.
16:03Yes, I'm calling the check on the status of a patient.
16:06Last name Hodge.
16:09What do you mean, which Hodge?
16:16Gloria, thank God, I thought you'd forgotten about me.
16:19When are you letting me out of here?
16:20It won't be long now.
16:22In fact, something interesting happened last night.
16:26Orson tried to kill himself.
16:27Oh my goodness, is he okay?
16:29He'll be fine.
16:30My point is, suicide is hardly the act of a happily married man.
16:36Gloria, for God's sake, give it up.
16:39He doesn't love me.
16:41He will, dear.
16:43Brie will be gone soon.
16:44And he'll need a good woman like you to console him.
16:49What are you going to do to Brie?
16:53Gloria?
16:54Gloria?
17:14Oh, hey, hon.
17:15Hey.
17:15Did you get some sleep?
17:16Yes.
17:17I'm still kind of groggy from those pills, but...
17:24And now I'm awake.
17:26Okay, a little mix-up with the new chairs.
17:28Which you were in charge of.
17:31Okay, okay, we could point fingers, but what's important is forgetting about what we expected
17:35and focusing on what we have, which isn't so bad.
17:39I mean, all the different kinds of chairs give the place a kind of bohemian vibe.
17:45Plus, if we get a lot of babies, look, we're just totally set.
17:49But...
17:50Mom, I'm sorry.
17:52I am.
17:53I'm sorry.
17:53I just...
17:54I realize it's not perfect.
18:00But...
18:01Please say something.
18:05What can I say, Lynette?
18:08It is what it is.
18:15Why don't I have to babysit, Mom?
18:17All my friends are going to be at the opening.
18:19Austin was going to sneak us beer.
18:21Damn it, Danielle, I have to work.
18:23Our mother's lying helpless upstairs because her husband tried to kill her.
18:26Now, for just one night, could you try to be responsible?
18:32I liked you better when you were a psychopath!
18:57Oh, here.
18:58Here.
18:59Wouldn't have missed this.
19:00You know how I feel about Lynette and Tom.
19:02Uh, look, Zach, I'm glad you're here and wanting to talk about us.
19:07Me too.
19:07You, uh, being in my life now, having the connection that we do, this is really the first time that
19:13I've been happy since my mother killed herself.
19:18Could you excuse me a second?
19:20Of course, baby.
19:21Yeah.
19:21Hurry back.
19:25I am in hell.
19:26I just tried to break up with Zach and a little twerp played the dead mommy card.
19:30You can't let him make you feel guilty.
19:32I am guilty.
19:33I don't remember how we ended up in bed together.
19:35Maybe, maybe I'll let him on.
19:37I gotta be sensitive here.
19:39Could you threaten him for me?
19:41What?
19:42You know, intimidate him.
19:43Do the whole jealous Latin ex-husband thing you do.
19:46Tell him if you can't have me, nobody can.
19:47Forget it.
19:48I'm not gonna do that to poor Zach.
19:50Hey, I am looking out for Zach too.
19:51If I dump him, it'll destroy him emotionally.
19:54Better to scare him off.
19:58Please.
20:02Fine.
20:04Okay, look, there he goes.
20:06Go.
20:07Go get all Cholo on his ass.
20:21Hey, Mr. Solis.
20:23Hey.
20:27Look, I need to talk to you about something.
20:29It's a little awkward, but...
20:37Mr. Solis?
20:38What?
20:39You were just saying that something was awkward.
20:43Never mind.
20:46Forget that I said anything.
20:51Hey, so how'd it go?
20:53You did not have sex with Zach Young.
20:55Really?
20:56Did he tell you that?
20:57He didn't have to.
20:59What?
21:00I was standing next to him at the urinal.
21:02I don't care how drunk you were.
21:04If you had sex with him, you'd remember.
21:08Little Zach Young?
21:11Just how much would I have remembered?
21:29Hey, what are you doing here?
21:32I thought Brie might like some soup.
21:34It's my own special recipe.
21:39I'm surprised to find you home.
21:41I thought the whole street was going to Scavo's tonight.
21:44Well, I was supposed to go,
21:46but Andrew said I had to stay home and babysit Mom.
21:49Well, that's just silly.
21:52A vibrant young lady like you should be at the party,
21:55turning boys' heads.
21:58You go.
21:59I'll look after your mother.
22:01You mean it?
22:03Just take her dinner up first.
22:05I don't think I can manage the tray with my cane.
22:09Thanks, Grandma.
22:10You're the best.
22:11Mmm.
22:12The soup smells so good.
22:14You want to score some points.
22:16Don't say I brought it.
22:18Tell her you made it yourself.
22:19I love it now.
22:25You're the best.
22:36You're right.
22:39You're right.
22:41You're right.
22:44You are all right.
22:47Jennifer's doing something.
22:47You're right.
22:47Let's just take care of that.
22:48Let's go.
22:48Let's go.
22:48You're right.
22:51Hey!
22:52Hey!
22:56Hello?
22:58Over here!
23:07HELLO!
23:08There is a line out the door.
23:09Oh, hi.
23:12Hi.
23:15There is a line out the door.
23:17We are going to make it cute!
23:18killing tonight. I'm happy for you. For us. Now it's us, because I thought I was the one
23:24who was trying to ruin everything. Hey, look, I know I overreacted. Yes, you did. But I
23:30have customers. Lisa came out great, huh? Sure did. It's like the whole street's here.
23:43Yeah. Except for Orson, I fell off a roof. You know anything about that?
23:54I heard you talking to Carlos. Now answer the question. I can't talk about it here.
24:01It's complicated. It always is with you. Hey, I just had a slice of pizza. It's pretty good.
24:09Is it really good, or are you just pretending you had a slice?
24:14You and I did not have sex. Admit it. Of course we did.
24:17Zach, how can you claim to care about me and lie to my face?
24:23I'm sorry. I'm tired of just being your friend. I thought if you saw me as a lover, you could
24:29think
24:29of me as a man, not a boy. Zach, the real man is honest. All you've ever tried to do
24:34is bribe
24:35and trick me into falling in love with you. A little advice next time? Don't play games.
24:39Just stand up and be the kind of man a woman would be proud to share her life with.
24:48Hello?
24:51I think it's high time to make a toast.
24:53All right.
24:54Um, Tom, where are you?
24:56Where? Uh, Tom, you did it. There are a lot of people in this room that didn't think you
25:02could pull it off. Okay. Well, maybe just me. Anyway, congratulations. The pizza is excellent
25:11and the service is sublime. Cheers. Cheers. Speech. Thank you. Thank you for coming. It means
25:22everything in the world to me. I got to tell you, when I arrived here this afternoon, I saw these
25:25weird chairs. Um, I thought the evening was going to be a total disaster, but now when I look out,
25:32I can't even see the chairs, I can't even see the chairs. I just see people eating, laughing
25:38and having a great time. It's absolutely perfect. And none of this would have happened without
25:46my amazing partner, Lynette, who, uh, I'm sorry. I'm a little, uh, I think what my husband is trying
26:07to say is if you really want to test a marriage, open a restaurant together. Anyway, um, thank you
26:12for coming. Eat a lot and come back because our kids need braces.
26:21Actually, as long as everyone has their glasses raised, I have something that I would like to say.
26:26I, um, well, I thought of waiting for the perfect romantic spot in which to ask this question,
26:31but being here tonight, enveloped by so much love and warmth, I realized that, um, this is the perfect
26:37romantic spot. Susan Meyer. Drop the pizza. Will you make me the happiest man in the world and be
26:48my wife? Absolutely, yes!
26:55Woo!
27:05Ladies and gentlemen, please, I have something that I'd like to say.
27:09What's that one?
27:12Gabrielle Solis, will you marry me?
27:15Oh, no.
27:18No, there will be no clapping!
27:21You, moron! Come with me!
27:30Time for your pills, Mr. Hodge.
27:33Oh.
27:34It was after six.
27:35Mm-hmm.
27:36I need to speak with my wife. What room are we seeing?
27:38Oh, your wife checked out.
27:41Already?
27:42She was very eager to get home.
27:44Don't worry. She'll be fine.
27:45I have to talk to her.
27:47Oh, that reminds me. Your mother called. She said she didn't want to wake you up, and
27:51she wanted to make sure we'd be keeping you overnight. Moms are like that. So protective.
28:03Bree, it's me. Are you there? Please pick up. Bree? Please, somebody pick up the phone.
28:15I know it's your mom.
28:16I'm not mad, though.
28:17I'm done.
28:18You said to be honest.
28:19I didn't say to humiliate me.
28:21I'm sorry. I was just trying to...
28:23What do you want from me?
28:24I want you to leave me alone.
28:26This friends thing isn't going to work because you're always going to want more, and I'm never
28:30going to love you. Ever.
28:3220 years from now, when you're all middle-aged and alone, you'll regret this.
28:37Okay. I'll take my chances.
28:47Thought you might need this.
28:50Bless you.
28:55So, how did it go with Seabiscuit?
28:57He's devastated?
28:59Of course.
29:00It's my fault.
29:02I should have known he couldn't handle the whole let's be friends thing.
29:06I don't blame him.
29:09I'm having kind of a hard time myself being just your friend.
29:12Watching you with other guys.
29:13Being your confidant.
29:15Really?
29:17I think it's been nice.
29:20For you, maybe.
29:22Look, seriously, I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to keep this up.
29:27Wow.
29:32Well, hang in there as long as you can because I still need you.
29:38I'll do my best.
29:51What are you doing here?
29:52I have better things to do than babysit mom.
29:54She's fine.
29:55Gloria's watching her.
29:56What?
29:57I told you mom's ready to go to the cops about Orson.
29:59How could you leave her at home with this crazy mother?
30:02She brought Sue.
30:14Gloria, what are you doing here?
30:18I came to take care of you.
30:21I'm so sleepy.
30:23Good.
30:24Then the pills are working.
30:29Andrew, Danielle, they're gone.
30:35It's just us.
30:38Now, you rest her.
30:43I'm going to draw you a nice, warm bath.
30:50Ward 8, 2, 1, 2, 5, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1.
30:53I'm so happy.
30:53No.
30:54No.
30:56No.
31:23Oh, Brie.
31:26I wish I could make you understand how deeply I regret having to do this.
31:31Monique, that was easy.
31:33She was a slut.
31:36You're a good woman.
31:37You didn't know Orson already had a wife.
31:40But he did.
31:43And he made a vow to her before God.
31:48What sort of mother would I be if I let him break it?
31:57I'm sorry.
32:00But I will not let him be his father's son.
32:26Look out, Mr. Hodge.
32:27I've got dinner.
32:39That water's not too hot, is it?
32:43No.
32:44It's just right.
32:45Yeah.
32:56Hon?
32:57You all right?
32:58Stop.
33:07Let's go.
33:27It's just right.
33:28I don't know.
33:58I don't know.
34:01Andrew.
34:22You've done this before, haven't you?
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38:24You don't want to miss it, because it's the last time you'll ever see me.
38:39A surprising thing happened to Orson Hodge as he left Fairview Memorial Hospital.
38:47His life began to flash before his eyes.
38:52But it wasn't his past he saw, it was his future.
39:00Ordinary suburban days, filled with ordinary suburban moments, each made beautiful because of the housewife by his side.
39:12Yes, Orson could finally envision a life free from secrets and pain.
39:19And he couldn't wait for it to begin.
39:22Honey, I'm home.
39:24And he said that he kept praying.
39:30So far?