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00:02The first thing you should know is that Edie Britt never actually intended to die.
00:10But someone she loved was trying to leave her.
00:14So she planned every detail, from the silk scarf she'd hang by to the suicide note detailing her despair.
00:24Now all Edie had to do was wait for her beloved to come home.
00:33Hey Edie! I'm here to get my stuff!
00:36You see, to hold on to her man, Edie knew she'd have to find the perfect moment to let go.
00:46Hey Carlos?
00:47Sadly for Edie...
00:49Can I talk to you?
00:50Her timing was fatally flawed.
00:53Ms. McCluskey.
00:55I need to show you some.
00:56Come here.
01:01What's this?
01:04Those are trash cans.
01:05I know they're trash cans, smartass.
01:08I'm asking what they're doing out on a Saturday night when the trash got picked up on Thursday.
01:16Fine. I will take them in. Happy now?
01:19Carlos?
01:21What the hell is that?
01:23What's theаж
01:35And this is how Carlos Solis arrived just in the nick of time to save the life of Edie Britt.
01:43Oh, baby. What did you do? Come on, you gotta wake up. Come on, please?
01:48Of course, had he known what she was about to do to his life, he would have let her hang
01:56there.
01:59There is a certain time of night, after children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring,
02:06that women lie awake and think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.
02:12It might be an impromptu wedding, or a recently diagnosed tumor, or a make-believe pregnancy.
02:25Regardless, it's all they will think of until something comes along to remind them that other people have secrets too.
02:38Carlos, how is she?
02:40What did the doctor say?
02:42Ah, they've got Edie on a ventilator, but she's going to be okay.
02:45What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this?
02:47She left a note, which pretty much blames me.
02:50Oh, sweetie.
02:51I can't believe this is happening. It's like Mary Alice all over again.
02:54Yes, but the good news is she's going to live.
02:56I know it's her wedding night, but do you think we should call Gabby?
03:01Oh, crap.
03:09Gabby, you know, this better be one hell of a wedding night, considering how long you're taking in there.
03:12Trust me, Victor. This will be a night you'll never forget.
03:19Let's get out of here.
03:20What?
03:21I'm serious. You and me, just screw it all. Let's run away together.
03:25I just got married. There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line.
03:29Gabby, you just said you don't feel like Victor really loves you, and you know I do. I've never stopped.
03:33I can't dump him on our wedding day. That's a horrible thing to do, even to Victor.
03:36He'll get over it, but I've never gotten over losing you, and I won't let it happen again.
03:42Gabby, you're in here?
03:47Gabby?
03:51Oh, hi.
03:54Hi. I was just counting gifts.
03:58That's fine. I was actually looking for the publicist guy. You haven't seen him, have you?
04:01No.
04:02Okay. I'll give you a holler when I need you.
04:04Okay.
04:08Come on.
04:11Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day?
04:13Oh, focus, you idiot. Well, come on. When are we leaving?
04:18So we're doing this?
04:21Great. It'll take me a few hours to get stuff together.
04:23I'm going to pick you up tonight. Just be packed and ready to go.
04:26Okay, wait.
04:28Aren't you going to kiss the bride?
04:37Finally.
04:39Carlos, where the hell are you?
04:40I'm at the hospital. Edie tried to kill herself tonight.
04:42Oh, my God. Is she okay?
04:43I found her just in time, but obviously I can't come pick you up tonight.
04:47Okay. That's all right. I'll just take a cab and meet you.
04:50Gabby, I can't leave Edie now. Look, maybe in a couple weeks.
04:53In a few weeks? What? No. It has to be tonight. Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate.
04:58And Edie's on a ventilator. Look, you don't have to stay with Victor. You have a house.
05:03Okay. You know, running away with you on my wedding night was crazy enough.
05:07But running away to be alone is insane.
05:10Gabby, please. She needs me. Can't you just wait?
05:13No. I would rather try and work it out with Victor.
05:21Gabby, are you coming to bed?
05:35Happy one-month anniversary.
05:37I didn't know we were doing this.
05:38Oh, we've just been so happy the last four weeks. I thought we should celebrate.
05:46You are happy, right?
05:48Yeah. I've never been happier.
05:50Oh, that's sweet.
05:57I don't believe you.
05:59Susan.
06:00I watch you sometimes and you seem very disconnected. Like something's missing.
06:06Nothing is missing.
06:08So our life together is exactly how you pictured it. You've gotten everything you wanted.
06:11Yeah, pretty much.
06:12Aha!
06:14Aha?
06:15Pretty much means there is something that you want that you don't have. How can I give it to you
06:19if you don't tell me what it is?
06:20Susan, I swear. I am ecstatically beyond my wildest dreams. Lip-smackingly happy. You got it?
06:31This marriage is doomed.
06:36Hey! The moving van just pulled out.
06:40Oh, Andrew, I'm having problems with my strap. Could you help me?
06:43Look, I told you three weeks ago I was no longer participating in your little hoax. That includes strapping you
06:48in.
06:48Oh, for heaven's sakes. Orson! Could you come help me, please? I'll remember this the next time you want money
06:54for leather pants.
06:56People are going to find out. All right? And then we're going to all look like idiots.
06:59Well, not if we're careful.
07:01This isn't the 50s. Okay? Teenage girls get pregnant all the time. I mean, my ex-lab partner is practically
07:06a grandmother.
07:07Look, this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread. I mean, first people thought that your stepfather was a
07:12wife-killer.
07:13Then your sister takes up with her history teacher. And now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and
07:16down the street.
07:17We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos.
07:21We might as well sit on the street. We might as well sit on the street.
07:21Bree? You know, there's a moving van next door.
07:29Mom, are you awake?
07:32Okay, honey. Just give me a minute. Give me a minute.
07:39Hey. Hey. My wig is gone. Where is it?
07:43It's on the nightstand.
07:44No, no. I'm looking at the nightstand. And all I see are a few straight hairs in this sports blooper
07:48DVD
07:49you thought would cheer me up.
07:51Peyton Manning is funny.
07:52Mom! Hey, I'm coming!
07:55Hey, don't just lie there like a lump. Come on, help me. Look, look.
07:59Honey, this is all the moments when it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier if we just told
08:03everyone that you have cancer?
08:05Oh, I found it.
08:06Look, I mean, I get not wanting to scare the kids, but to keep all of our friends in the
08:10dark...
08:10Look, I can deal with the chemo. I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better.
08:15But what I cannot deal with is the pity, so we are doing it my way.
08:23You're crooked.
08:27Hey, sweetie, what's up?
08:29There's a moving van across the street.
08:33So you went and listed right away.
08:34And don't worry about getting top dollar. I want this place priced to move.
08:39What's going on here?
08:41I'm meeting with our realtor. Gabby, you remember Gil?
08:44I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet.
08:48Gil, could you give us a minute, please?
08:50Yeah.
08:51Gabby, we agreed that after we got married you would sell the house.
08:54I still have a lot of stuff here.
08:56My house is over 10,000 square feet. I'm pretty sure there are closets.
08:59I'm just not in a rush to unload this house, okay? This was my home. I was very happy here.
09:04We've got a new home now. Aren't you happy there?
09:06Yeah, it's a great house.
09:09Well, good. Then sell this place. What are you waiting for?
09:16I'm not waiting for anything.
09:20Oh, look, a moving van.
09:27New neighbors. What do we know?
09:29Well, dining chairs, there's a clue.
09:32Yes. Proves they eat sitting down.
09:33No, I mean they're stickly. It means they have taste.
09:36And money. They've been remodeling for weeks.
09:39I wish Edie were here. Without her, there's no one to give us the dish.
09:42Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide.
09:50You think this is them?
10:03Oh my god, Katherine.
10:07Katherine!
10:10Susan!
10:17I cannot believe it has been 12 years. You haven't changed a bit.
10:21Well, you clearly have. Your eyesight's going.
10:25How's your aunt? Katherine used to live here with Mrs. Simps.
10:28Not very well, I'm afraid. That's really the reason why we moved back.
10:32I didn't want poor Aunt Lily to spend her final days in a nursing home.
10:35That is so kind of you.
10:37Yeah, it is.
10:39Oh, and as luck would have it, my husband found a job here.
10:43Adam, could you wave or something?
10:45Hello, ladies.
10:46Hi.
10:47Look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty.
10:50He's a cutie. What does he do?
10:52He's a doctor.
10:53Okay, don't take this personally. But we hate you.
10:56Mom?
10:58I finished unpacking my room. Do you need any help?
11:01Oh my god. This is not little Dylan.
11:04I'm Susan, Julie's mom. She is going to be so excited to see you.
11:08Great. Who's Julie again?
11:11Honey, you remember your best friend when you were little?
11:14Oh, right.
11:14Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes?
11:17It's nice meeting you all.
11:19What a beautiful family. I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor.
11:23No, I am the lucky one. Look at my view.
11:26Your garden is absolutely breathtaking.
11:29Yeah.
11:30And that pine tree in the backyard?
11:32It's my pride and joy.
11:34Oh, it absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down.
11:39Excuse me?
11:39I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be able to grow my prize-winning vegetables
11:42with that tree blocking all the sunlight.
11:45Oh, well, I'm sorry about your vegetables,
11:48but that pine shields my view of the Purcell's backyard.
11:51And if you had ever seen Mr. Purcell sunbathe,
11:53well, you'd know exactly what that tree means to me.
11:57Well, I don't want to quarrel.
11:58We will not touch that tree until we have come up with a solution to our problem.
12:03Curtains, perhaps.
12:07So you're back. How fun.
12:10I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you.
12:13No, no need. I'm having a barbecue this Saturday.
12:15I'm inviting the whole neighborhood.
12:17Oh, you don't need to do that.
12:19I insist. I have missed Wisteria Lane so much.
12:22And I want to do something special for my dear old friends.
12:24And all you lovely newcomers.
12:35The nice thing about this big pregnancy is my feet don't swell.
12:39I mean, I'd never be able to squeeze into these slingbacks
12:42if I really was eight and a half months pregnant.
12:48Brie, don't you look radiant?
12:51Oh, hello, Mrs. McKeever.
12:53Well, I heard that you were expecting, but I had no idea how far along you were.
12:57May I?
12:58Oh, there's no need.
13:00The baby's just not jiggling right now.
13:02Sometimes, if you give them a little jiggle, you can get them to move.
13:06Oh, she doesn't really want to be jiggled right now.
13:08She's very sensitive down there.
13:09But I'll be gentle.
13:11You know, in my day, mothers thought that it was good luck.
13:14Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly.
13:17Brie, you're hurting me.
13:20Is there a problem here?
13:21No, not at all.
13:23I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine.
13:31Are you going to back off now?
13:34The car's here, dear.
13:36Lovely to see you, Mrs. McKeever.
13:40Why must old ladies always do that?
13:42No, but you've got to stop roughing them up.
13:48I'm sorry, Susan.
13:49Dr. Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor.
13:51His new partner is covering for him if you're comfortable with that.
13:54Sure. I'm just here for a checkup.
13:56Doctor?
14:00Hi, I'm Dr. Mayfair.
14:02I'm going to...
14:04Hold it. Have we met?
14:06Yes. Yesterday.
14:08Susan Meyer, your new neighbor.
14:10Right.
14:12I didn't know you were this kind of doctor.
14:15I sure am.
14:22Listen, um...
14:23Maybe this isn't...
14:25Feet up, please.
14:26Okay.
14:29And scooch down.
14:37Just that it's weird.
14:39You know, considering you're...
14:41Where'd you go?
14:46And relax.
14:49Sorry.
14:53And relax.
14:56Sorry.
14:58And relax.
15:00Sorry.
15:01Um, not to change the subject, but when is Dr. Gorenberg coming back?
15:05Almost done.
15:08You know, Kathryn has talked about you for years.
15:11It's nice to finally put a face to the name.
15:30Lynette!
15:31Muriel, how are you doing?
15:33What's up?
15:34You look good.
15:37Don't try to sweet-talk me, Lynette Ska, though I am fit to be tied.
15:41Did you?
15:41Or did you not volunteer to run the fundraising gala?
15:45Yeah.
15:46Things have been a little weird lately.
15:47Don't even think of wriggling out of this, Lynette.
15:50Every other third grade mom has chaired an event.
15:53It is your turn.
15:56Okay.
15:57I'll jump right on it.
15:59Great.
15:59Okay.
16:02See, that's where someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card.
16:07I can handle it.
16:08Like hell.
16:09You've been nauseous all day from the chemo.
16:11You shouldn't even be here.
16:12It's my life.
16:13Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it.
16:15Besides, Parker's expecting to see me.
16:18Hey.
16:21There.
16:22He saw you.
16:23A little duck out when the lights go down.
16:25He's gonna be watching for me all day.
16:26He's one of the leads.
16:27He's Friar Tuck.
16:29It's a thankless role.
16:37Well, everything seems normal.
16:40But you see you've been having irregular periods.
16:43Yeah.
16:43You know, one month off, two months on.
16:46That happens, right?
16:47Ever experienced night sweats?
16:49Um, sometimes.
16:51But Mike's a big spooner.
16:53He's like sleeping with a hibachi.
16:55Um, how about hot flashes?
16:57Okay.
16:58Whoa.
16:59I'm gonna stop you right there.
17:00I'm way too young for that.
17:01Please refer to your chart.
17:02Susan, I know for a lot of women the word menopause has negative connotations.
17:07They hear, um, aging, brittle bones, loss of sexual desire.
17:12Okay, before we go any further, can I check those diplomas?
17:15Cause I...
17:15Look, there's a simple blood test we can use to find out.
17:17I don't need any test.
17:18I am not old enough for menopause.
17:19Now, I don't know what kind of nonsense they taught you at Harvard Medical School.
17:26Class of 97?
17:28Oh my God.
17:29I am old.
17:31Just give me the damn test.
17:35We will live in these woods till our work is done.
17:37If the sheriff comes, we will drive him away with our bows and arrows.
17:43You okay?
17:45I'm feeling a little...
17:46God save all of you merry men.
17:48I beseech thee.
17:50Pray that I may join your man, band of merry men.
17:54I am more than just a jolly friar.
17:56For I can have both a sword and an arrow.
18:00We must support Robin Hood.
18:01Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
18:03Right there with you, lady.
18:05Oh, hail Robin Hood!
18:10Okay, let's go.
18:11It's too late.
18:18Oh!
18:20Bravo!
18:23I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
18:25I'll get you a new purse.
18:26Fine.
18:27But that wasn't my purse.
18:47Hello.
18:47You have everything you need?
18:49You just let me know.
18:49Hi!
18:50Good to see you.
18:50Oh, you look great.
18:53Mrs. McCluskey.
18:55Hello.
18:56How are you?
18:58Do you remember me?
18:59You're best Truman, right?
19:01Of course I remember you.
19:02That's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca.
19:05I'm fine.
19:06Sorry.
19:07So, I saw your kid and your new husband.
19:09Nice catch.
19:10Oh, well, thank you.
19:11I'm very eager for him to experience life on Wisteria Lane.
19:14The times that Dylan and I spent here were the happiest of our lives.
19:18Yeah?
19:19Why didn't you take off so suddenly?
19:20You skipped town without even saying goodbye.
19:23Goodbye.
19:24You do remember a lot, don't you?
19:27Excuse me.
19:28I really must mingle.
19:35These eggs are past their prime.
19:38Oh.
19:40So you just shun them and throw them away.
19:43Well, yeah.
19:44Since some mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill you.
19:48Everything okay?
19:49You seem kind of moody today.
19:51Yeah, I get used to it.
19:53Okay.
19:53Did I do something wrong?
19:54No, I'm sorry.
19:56I'm just a little...
19:58You know what? Forget it.
19:59Let's eat.
20:01You, Susan!
20:02We saved your place.
20:05Come on.
20:06We want you over here.
20:14Oh my god, Dylan!
20:17Hi.
20:18It's me.
20:19Julie.
20:20Julie's the one we were talking about.
20:21Hi, honey.
20:22She was your best friend.
20:26Yeah, and I brought you a little welcome back gift.
20:28Your favorite.
20:29Oh my goodness.
20:30Do you remember how much you used to love licorice?
20:33I did.
20:35Okay.
20:39Come on.
20:39I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet.
20:41Have fun.
20:45Menopause?
20:45God, aren't you a little young for that?
20:47I know.
20:49You thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime,
20:51and instead you got a wife who's...
20:55dry and dusty.
20:57Oh, honey.
20:58It's a natural part of life.
21:00Yeah, the part before death.
21:03I know that it's upsetting, but it's really not that big a deal.
21:06Yes, it is.
21:07What if you want to have kids?
21:08We agreed that we didn't.
21:10No, you said you did.
21:11I said I didn't and you changed your mind.
21:12What if you change it back?
21:13That's not gonna happen.
21:14Listen, my last egg could be on its way down the chute at this very moment.
21:18If you want to have kids, you might want to jump on it.
21:20Right now.
21:22All right, this is all very romantic, but let me be clear about this, okay?
21:27I love you.
21:29And if kids don't happen, I'm fine with that.
21:32I don't want you to be fine.
21:34I want you to be happy.
21:37All right, I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up, so...
21:46Yeah, poor dude.
21:50Hey.
21:52Look who's back.
21:54Oh my gosh, she's out of the clinic.
21:58Thanks, darling.
22:00Hi.
22:01Hi.
22:03Oh, careful.
22:04The neck.
22:05Oh, sorry.
22:05Thank you all so much for the cards.
22:08Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to realize just how much you're loved.
22:13So why don't you talk to your friends, and I'll go unpack the car.
22:17Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
22:20I have to admit that I was a little concerned about how you'd react when you saw me, but...
22:26You're just throwing me a party?
22:30I...
22:32Well, we just all love you.
22:34I mean, you look great, especially, you know, given the circumstances.
22:40You mean that I tried to hang myself?
22:42Well, it's okay.
22:44The doctor encouraged me to talk about it.
22:46Surely not over food.
22:48Well, Carlos and I talk about it all the time.
22:50You know, and this whole thing has just brought us closer together.
22:54We've actually talked about marriage.
23:00Hello.
23:01I don't think we've met.
23:02I'm Katherine Mayfair, your new neighbor.
23:05Well, Edie, it's a pleasure to meet you.
23:08Welcome to my party.
23:14So I hear congratulations are in order.
23:16Edie just announced you're getting married.
23:18Best wishes.
23:20We're not engaged.
23:21That was just a kind of a what-if conversation.
23:24Really, because she thinks you're getting married.
23:27Everyone else thinks you're getting married.
23:29So, again, best wishes.
23:31Gabby, the woman tried to kill herself because I left her.
23:32She's not real good with disappointment.
23:34Neither am I.
23:35You told me you want to run away together, and then I don't hear from you for a month.
23:38That was only because I was going through stuff with Edie, but it doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about
23:41you constantly.
23:42You were not.
23:44Yes, I was.
23:45Yes.
23:45Every second of every day.
23:50Yeah, well, I kind of thought about you, too.
23:54I need to be with you, Gabby.
23:56Yeah?
23:58Prove it.
23:59Can you get away tonight?
24:01Oh, my God.
24:01Are you serious?
24:03Damn right, I am.
24:09I just have to be back by midnight to give Edie her pills.
24:12What?
24:13If we're going to have an affair, we've got to be discreet.
24:16Affair?
24:16I thought we were talking about running away together.
24:18I can't do that.
24:19Edie's too fragile right now.
24:23That old battle axe is going to outlive us all.
24:25Hey, don't talk about her like that.
24:27Oh, far be it from me to speak ill of the future Mrs. Carlos Solis.
24:30We are not getting married.
24:32Best wishes!
24:39No, absolutely not.
24:41That's my final answer.
24:45We'll talk to you later.
24:47That was Danielle.
24:48Now she wants us to send a DVD player for her room.
24:50That hardly seems extravagant.
24:52You've never seen the point.
24:53It's a convent, not the Four Seasons.
24:54You have mustard on your chin.
24:56I mean, it's one thing to forgive bad behavior.
25:00It's another thing to reward it.
25:01There are consequences for her mistakes.
25:03Ah!
25:04Ree!
25:05Oh, my God!
25:06Are you all right?
25:08Oh, no, no.
25:08I'm fine.
25:09I'm fine.
25:10You're bleeding.
25:11No, no, no.
25:11It's just a little barbecue sauce.
25:13Where is Catherine's husband?
25:15He's a doctor.
25:16Yeah, she's fine.
25:17Adam!
25:17Adam!
25:18Get over here!
25:19Right now!
25:21We got stabbed in the belly.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23Are you all right?
25:23Let me take a look.
25:24No, it's nothing.
25:25We were just teasing Ida.
25:27It's something we do.
25:30Look, it's a trick a barbecue for.
25:33We got it at a magic shop.
25:34See?
25:35Oh!
25:36Retractable!
25:37Oh!
25:37Oh, my baby!
25:40Wow.
25:41It's quite a trick.
25:42Ha!
25:43Hey!
25:44Let's go freak out Mrs. McCluskey.
25:46Huh?
25:46Ha, ha, ha, ha!
25:48He's such a scamp.
25:50Ha, ha, ha!
25:56Psycho mom at five o'clock.
25:57You say the words, she gets a face full of pig bones.
26:01Oh, my hero.
26:03I can handle her.
26:06Annette.
26:07I just spoke with Helen and imagine my surprise when she told me that you'd not started on
26:11the decorations for the gala.
26:13I'm in charge of decorations?
26:14Yes.
26:15Which you would have known had you bothered to pick up the packet.
26:23I don't want to hear it.
26:25Okay.
26:28Piggy-bats, mommy.
26:33I'm sorry, sweetie.
26:35I'm just...
26:35I'm just too tired right now.
26:38Here, honey.
26:38I'll get you.
26:40Ooh!
26:41Ooh!
26:42Yes!
26:44Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things.
26:49Mwah!
26:56We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap.
26:59How many more mishaps are we going to get away with?
27:01Yesterday was an old woman in the Macy's shoe department.
27:03Today a magic fork in the belly.
27:05Pretty soon this whole charade will completely unravel and we will be humiliated.
27:09We're already in too deep.
27:10We could go on a trip.
27:11Tell people you miscarried while we were away.
27:14And then what would happen to the baby?
27:15Well, Danielle would keep it.
27:17Do you think Danielle could raise this child?
27:19Orson, you've seen her in action.
27:20She's...
27:20She's shallow and she's...
27:22She's selfish.
27:22She would ruin this child's life.
27:24How can you say that?
27:25Because I'm her mother.
27:28And I know what I've created and that's the real humiliation.
27:37Orson, this child deserves better.
27:41And I know what to do now.
27:43Please.
27:44Please let me try.
27:45Why?
27:49So...
27:49Really what you want is a second chance?
27:53Why would that be so horrible?
28:02Well then...
28:03Let the charade continue.
28:15So you're bailing on me now?
28:16I know.
28:17The timing is terrible.
28:18Damn right.
28:19It's three weeks before the gala.
28:20I just didn't realize how tired I would be when I took this on.
28:23Oh, we're all tired, Lynette.
28:24But some of us still manage to honor our commitments.
28:26Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
28:27I haven't been feeling that great.
28:29Oh, don't...
28:30Wondering me about your aches and pains.
28:31I've had the same migraine since 87.
28:33And my knee's so bad, I can't even use the treadmill anymore.
28:36Oh, yeah.
28:39That's rough.
28:40Hmm.
28:42By the way...
28:49I have cancer.
28:53I'll give Helen a call.
29:09So, I am halfway through chemo.
29:11And my doctor is very confident that I'm going to beat this.
29:16So you can all relax.
29:18I'm not going to die.
29:25Well, not unless we kill you.
29:27Huh?
29:28Damn it, Lynette.
29:29What did we say after Mary Alice?
29:31After Edie?
29:32Why didn't they tell us?
29:34We're your friends.
29:34Why would you shut us out?
29:37I just liked being able to throw on my wig
29:41and join you guys for a cup of coffee
29:42and a good gossip about the new neighbors.
29:45You know, for five minutes I could pretend I wasn't a sick person.
29:49But once your friends know you're sick, you can't pretend anymore
29:53because you can see it in their eyes.
29:56The fear.
29:57The pity.
29:59Is that all you see in our eyes?
30:08No.
30:09No, of course not.
30:12You know what?
30:13Let's make a pact.
30:15No more secrets.
30:16From now on, we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives.
30:26I'm in.
30:27Me too.
30:31You with us?
30:34Absolutely.
30:37No more secrets.
30:39Absolutely.
30:40No more secrets.
30:47You're right.
30:48I'm not happy.
30:49Let's talk.
30:53All I'm saying is, I just want to know that I come first with you.
30:58Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession.
31:01It's demeaning.
31:02It's...
31:02Why are you smiling right now?
31:05Because this is fantastic.
31:06After weeks of shutting me out, you're finally telling me how you feel.
31:09We should do this all the time.
31:10Well, it's hard when you're so busy.
31:15Maybe we should go away.
31:17It'll just take a minute or a month.
31:21Let's rediscover what it was that made us fall in love to begin with.
31:25That is a great idea.
31:26Let's do it.
31:27How's next week?
31:28Let's see.
31:32Well, I've got the meeting with the school board on Tuesday.
31:36And on the end of the month, I've got that conference in Washington.
31:38Oh, shoot.
31:39I've got the groundbreaking for the new Civic Center.
31:42Dad's birthday.
31:44Economic Development Forum.
31:47What about April?
31:48I can give you two whole weeks in April.
31:55I'll see you later, babe.
31:57Where are you going?
31:59Descabos for a few beers.
32:00Oh!
32:01Can I cook?
32:02Uh...
32:03Nope.
32:04Why not?
32:05Edie, I know you've been through a lot lately, but
32:06I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day.
32:11If you want this relationship to work, you've got to give me some downtime.
32:23Okay, so I managed to get away from Edie.
32:27What do you want?
32:28To get you away from Edie.
32:43Oh, come on. You have to remember your boyfriend, Joey Miller.
32:46You used to chase him around the jungle gym.
32:48Really?
32:49You think I would have gone for this guy with the sexy finger up his nose?
32:53So you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with?
32:55No.
32:57To be honest, I don't remember anything about living here.
33:01Really?
33:04So, what is your earliest memory?
33:09I don't know if this is a memory, but...
33:13For years, I've had this creepy dream.
33:17I'm really little, and there's a guy in my room, and he tries to grab me.
33:23That is creepy.
33:26Have you ever talked to somebody about it?
33:31I mean, like a therapist?
33:34My old babysitter suggested that, but my mom got mad and said no.
33:40Really?
33:41Yeah.
33:42Then she fired the babysitter.
33:50Susan?
33:52I'm in here.
33:54Your front door was open.
33:56No problem.
33:58What's up?
33:59First, let me just say this is one of the more embarrassing moments of my career, and you have every
34:04right to hate me.
34:06Adam, I have no idea what you're talking about.
34:08Well, your test results came back, and your estrogen levels are fine.
34:12You're not about to start menopause.
34:13Really?
34:15That's fantastic.
34:17There's more.
34:18More?
34:20You're pregnant.
34:23What?
34:25What did he just say?
34:27I'm pregnant?
34:31He said I'm pregnant.
34:33He said I'm pregnant.
34:44I have never been happier.
34:47From now, I believe you.
34:56There you are.
34:59I'm sorry.
35:00I got in late last night. I didn't want to wake you.
35:02You don't have to explain.
35:05I trust you.
35:07Good.
35:08You should.
35:09I just wish you trusted me a bit more.
35:11What are you talking about?
35:12Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account?
35:18What?
35:20Well, you know.
35:22The one in the Cayman Islands.
35:24Ten million dollars in it.
35:28I miss you when you're gone.
35:33Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me.
35:37Okay.
35:37I know how this looks.
35:39What did you think I was going to do?
35:40Tell people?
35:42Turn you in?
35:43Try to get my little hands on it?
35:46I don't care about money, Carlos.
35:49All I care about is you.
35:53That's why this relationship is going to work.
35:58You can trust me with your secrets.
36:01Just like I can trust you not to hurt me.
36:17There is a certain time of mourning.
36:19It occurs after kids have left for school.
36:22And husbands have headed off for work.
36:26It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.
36:32And how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered.
36:37And how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening.
36:42But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep?
36:47What do they think about every morning?
36:50Hey!
36:53Is something wrong?
36:57It's just...
36:58Dylan and I used to be best friends.
37:02I mean, we did everything together.
37:04I know. She was like a sister to you.
37:07Well...
37:09That girl that I've been hanging out with...
37:12And I know this is going to sound crazy, but...
37:17That's not the same girl.
37:26These women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbors.
37:29And the secrets...
37:31They may be keeping.
37:41There you are. I've been calling you.
37:44There you are. I've been calling you.
37:51Is this the room?
37:52Yes.
37:55Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here.
37:57So let her.
38:00You may remember what happened here, but she can't.
38:02Doesn't matter.
38:04I won't allow it.
38:06Hey, are you okay?
38:08Did we make a mistake coming back here?
38:11Did we have a choice?
38:17Would you like to be the next time we...
38:17Sure.
38:28Noence.
38:28That's it.