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00:02The thing you need to know about Victor Lang is that he was not above using deception.
00:09Whether it was an insincere promise to a campaign donor,
00:13or the artful evasion of a reporter's question,
00:17or an outright lie to his constituents,
00:20Victor did what he had to to get what he wanted.
00:24But thanks to some compromising photos,
00:26he learned that his wife knew a little something about deception as well.
00:42For the last time, Carlos, stop calling me.
00:44I told you I just want to talk.
00:46And I told you it's over.
00:47So what, you're just going to go back to that chicken-lipped albino?
00:49I don't know. I'm taking it one day at a time.
00:52But what I can say about Victor is he doesn't lie to me about how much money he's got.
00:55Look, I said I was sorry.
00:59Oh, that's great.
01:01Yeah, well, I gotta go, Bree.
01:04It's Bree.
01:07Okay, so, I just informed my staff that I'm taking the next month off
01:10to give my wife the honeymoon she always wanted.
01:12That's amazing. Where should we go?
01:14Well, I left some travel magazines in the bedroom. Why don't you go get them?
01:31Oh, my God, Victor. A month in Rio sounds like heaven, doesn't it?
01:35Oh, it does. Let's do it.
01:37Hey, why don't we kick off our reconciliation with a little weekend on the boat?
01:42That's so romantic. I love that.
01:44Huh? Just you and me all alone out in the middle of the ocean?
01:47The girls are going to be so jealous.
01:49Oh, no, no, no. Let's not tell anyone we're going.
01:51It'll be our little secret.
01:55Yes, Victor was not above using deception to get what he wanted.
02:00And what he wanted now was revenge.
02:08The next day on Wisteria Lane began with a bit of deceit.
02:13Bree Hodge told her friends she had given birth in the middle of the night
02:17to a beautiful baby boy.
02:19And thanks to the healthy lungs of Benjamin Tyson Hodge,
02:23it didn't take long for Bree's friends to engage in some deceit of their own.
02:29Well, he's just a little piece of heaven.
02:32You're so black.
02:34Makes me want to have another one myself.
02:36Orson's better take Benjamin to the other room before my friends run out of lies.
02:40No.
02:41They don't appreciate a healthy pair of lungs, that's all, huh?
02:45Come on, baby.
02:46Hey, Lynette, you tell everyone your news?
02:48No, this is about the baby.
02:50Wait, did you have that final scan? Did you hear something?
02:52Well, the results are back.
02:53And while you can never actually say you're cured...
02:56She's cured.
02:59I have to get checked every six months, but yes, the doctor is very optimistic.
03:04Hey, what the hell is all this racket?
03:06Did someone win the lotto?
03:08Oh, I was just telling everybody the good news about my...
03:13Cancer?
03:16Hey, congrats!
03:17I'm a survivor myself.
03:19Prostate.
03:20Ooh, muffins.
03:20Hey, show us some class. Introduce yourself.
03:23Hi, I'm Stan.
03:28Is that my robe?
03:30Yeah, sorry.
03:32If I knew when I walked into that card club last night that I would be going home with this
03:36lovely lady,
03:38I'd have packed me a change of clothes.
03:43Okay, I get it. We'll get out of your hair.
03:47Come on, handsome. Let's take a shower.
03:49Ooh-ooh.
03:56Mike, how long are you gonna be?
03:57We gotta get this food over to Breeze before it gets cold.
04:00You know, Susan, I don't feel like going over there tonight.
04:02Can't you just drop it off?
04:04No, they just had a baby.
04:06We're gonna ooh, we're gonna ah, and then we're gonna eat.
04:09But I'm tired.
04:10I worked all day. I got a job first thing in the morning.
04:13There's no way out of it, Mike.
04:14Just put on your game face and meet me downstairs.
04:17This is what we do in the suburbs.
04:24Ah, yes.
04:26The suburbs.
04:32And how does Danielle like her baby brother?
04:35Oh, she adores him.
04:36She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon.
04:40Speaking of which, we have some extra preschool applications if the two of you are interested.
04:44A little early to be talking preschool. She just got pregnant.
04:47Our baby still looks like a sea horse.
04:49Oh, honey, you'd be surprised how fast the best schools fill up.
04:52And only the best for our kid, right?
04:54Let's start saving your pennies. Bonnie Breyer's up to $10,000 a year.
04:58$10,000?
05:00For used Legos and a potty chair?
05:03And you better apply now.
05:04Debbie Gottlieb had her baby the same day I did.
05:07And she could only get wait-listed at her first three choices.
05:10Oh, by the way, we were invited to her breast this Saturday.
05:13Don't make an excuse for me.
05:14I thought you liked Debbie and Lou.
05:16No, I do.
05:17I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child.
05:20More Mushu, please.
05:23Circumcision's not mutilation.
05:25It's a simple surgery meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene.
05:28It's a traumatic procedure which reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure by desensitizing the tip of-
05:35We know what it is.
05:38Gee, I don't think I've ever heard such strong opinions on the subject.
05:43I mean, not that it's something I talk about a lot.
05:46Or ever.
05:48I hope I didn't offend you.
05:50I haven't heard a word since $10,000.
05:54It's just that I remember my own circumcision so vividly.
06:00Oh, that's ridiculous.
06:01My parents disagreed on this issue, too.
06:04My dad said no.
06:05So, Mother just bided her time until he finally left town on business.
06:10I was five.
06:12Ouch.
06:14She told me we were going for ice cream.
06:18That's why the procedure should be done on babies. They won't remember.
06:22Now, can we please just drop this?
06:29So, Susan.
06:31You mentioned something about bringing dessert. What is it?
06:36Um...
06:36Ice cream.
06:39Sorry.
06:45Oh, so you found the chocolate sauce?
06:47Oh, uh, yeah. It's right here.
06:50Is everything okay?
06:51Oh, yeah. I was just taking a cup of aspirin.
06:53I hope Orson's rant didn't give you a headache.
06:55Oh, no. I've just still got a little pain for my accident. That's all.
06:58Still? That was nearly two years ago.
07:00Well, it's just a twinge every now and then. Aspirin does the trick.
07:18No, no, no, no, no. I'll get that.
07:21I thought you kept your boat at the yacht club.
07:23I wanted to leave from here. This way we avoid the congestion at the marina.
07:26Where's the crew?
07:27There's no crew. I let them go.
07:29What? Who's gonna bring us umbrella drinks and salute us when we walk by?
07:34Just consider me your one-man Navy.
07:36So you're gonna drive this thing by yourself?
07:38Well, you can help. Didn't the captain give you lessons last summer?
07:41Oh, that's right. Those two boring hours I'll never get back.
07:45Well, the good news is, this trip will be anything but boring.
07:59Hey.
08:00Hi.
08:01We need to talk about this Stan thing.
08:04Oh, is that his name? Stan?
08:06When he left, I just sort of said, see ya.
08:11Well, it got me thinking about how much you've had to put your life on hold these past few months.
08:16No big deal.
08:18No. It was a big deal. You have taken amazing care of me.
08:22But I know you have so many things you want to get back to.
08:25Not really.
08:27Come on. It must be driving you crazy living with five screaming kids underfoot.
08:31I don't blame you for wanting a little peace and quiet.
08:36You need to leave, Mom.
08:39Okay. Okay. I know I shouldn't have brought...
08:47It's not just that. It's the smoking and the swearing and the teaching the kids how to make a whiskey
08:53sour.
08:54It's a science, Lynette. It's called mixology.
08:58I just think it would work better for everyone if you got your own place.
09:01Okay. With what money?
09:04You have money, right? I mean, you loaned us that $10,000.
09:08Yes, I did.
09:12Wait a minute. That was all the money you had?
09:15You guys needed it. I needed a place to stay.
09:18It seemed like it turned out pretty well for everybody.
09:21What do you mean? I thought you were living with Lucy.
09:24Your sister kicked me out.
09:27Not to put too fine a point on it, Lynette,
09:29but your cancer couldn't have come at a better time.
09:35Hey, I need your help with a school thing.
09:37Wow. You never asked for my help. Must be something easy.
09:40What do you know about Dylan's dad?
09:43We've got this genealogy project for school and she wants to find out about him.
09:47Maybe Dylan should ask her mom.
09:48She gets really weird talking about him.
09:51Why is that, by the way?
09:55Okay, don't tell anybody I told you this.
09:57Her mom said something at my party about her dad being abusive towards Catherine.
10:01And maybe Dylan too.
10:02Oh.
10:03So I'm thinking that it would be better if you could get her to research somebody else in her family.
10:08Yeah.
10:10Maybe you're right.
10:14Listen, I was talking to my mom.
10:16Yeah.
10:19I heard.
10:31Susan!
10:32Hi, it's Bree. I'm glad you're home.
10:34Listen, I thought I might stop by for a little visit.
10:40Hey.
10:42Look, I've only got about an hour before my next job.
10:45It's okay if I grab lunch in front of the TV. I want to watch the game.
10:48Oh, sure. I'll bring up a tray.
10:50Oh, thanks.
10:52Bree thinks you're doing drugs.
10:56She found this on her kitchen floor and it's not aspirin.
11:01Yeah, my shoulder's been hurting lately.
11:03She says it's a narcotic and it's highly addictive.
11:06Given your history.
11:07Whoa. Susan, these were prescribed by a doctor right after my accident.
11:10I found a couple in the medicine cabinet and I've been carrying them around in case my shoulder eggs up.
11:14Really?
11:15Yeah. Really. They were the last two.
11:18So you got nothing to worry about.
11:19Oh, thank God.
11:22You have no idea where my mind went.
11:24I had you roaming back alleys to score your dope.
11:27Pawning our good silver to pay your dealer.
11:30And we didn't even have good silver, so it got worse because you had to knock over a gas station
11:33to buy the silver to pawn it off.
11:35I was really making myself crazy.
11:37I'm sorry about that. But I reiterate, old pill. No problem.
11:41I knew it. I'm so happy.
11:44Good.
11:46Now fix me some lunch, woman.
11:47No!
11:47I want to watch the damn game.
11:53Can I help you?
11:56Yes. Can you tell me who I would talk to about having my baby circumcised?
12:02What do you mean you can't help me?
12:04I received a registered letter from your husband which reads, I do not wish for my son Benjamin Hodge to
12:11be circumcised. Should the recipients of this letter encounter my wife...
12:14Please feel free to show her this letter and assure her of its wide distribution to hospitals and physicians across
12:20this and two neighboring states.
12:22Does this seem too warm to you?
12:24That you even felt such a thing was necessary.
12:26Well, obviously it was. Forgive me for knowing my wife.
12:30What's that supposed to mean? You don't trust me?
12:32I trust you not to break your word. Since you pointedly refused to give it, I trusted you to snip
12:38first and debate the merits later.
12:39I'm only thinking of Benjamin. Be reasonable.
12:42You're the one who's unreasonable. What have you got against untrimmed penises?
12:46They're unsightly.
12:50I do not want our son to be teased for being different. Do you?
12:54So in the end, it all comes down to tradition and conformity.
12:59What is wrong with that? I thought we liked conformity.
13:01Not at the price of pain and reduced sexual pleasure.
13:06I can tell you someone whose sexual pleasure is going to be reduced big time.
13:12Hey, sweetheart.
13:15What's that?
13:17Just something for school.
13:21What was that name you just typed in?
13:25We were assigned a genealogy project. I have to do research on my father.
13:31I'll call your teacher. She'll assign you a different project.
13:36What do you think you're doing?
13:37I am learning about my father.
13:42Tell him!
13:42For years you have told me that my father is too evil to talk about.
13:46Now I find out you've discussed him at a neighborhood game night?
13:51Regardless, I am still your mother.
13:54When you're under my roof, you will obey my rules.
13:57What if I don't?
13:59Are you going to slap me again?
14:01Kick me out of the house?
14:02Go ahead. Try it. See what happens.
14:06I'm sorry, Mom.
14:08You can't stop me this time.
14:11I'm officially no longer afraid of you.
14:21And he needed something for the pain.
14:23So he happened to find the last two pills in the medicine cabinet and he took them.
14:28It's no big deal.
14:31Let me show you something.
14:32You see this bread maker?
14:34This is where I hid a bottle of Chardonnay after I told everyone I'd stop drinking.
14:38But this isn't the same thing. Mike wouldn't lie to me about this.
14:45And this rotating spice rack? Those little airplane bottles of vodka fit perfectly in the back.
14:52He said there were no more pills. I was looking him in the eye.
14:55Susan, addicts are experts at deception. My advice to you? Trust. Verify.
15:50This is nice. A little family get together.
15:55Why didn't you call Lucy?
15:57Oh, you know her, always busy.
16:00So, Mom, you look good.
16:04Thanks. You seen anybody?
16:07Not that I want to tell you about.
16:10Still alone.
16:11Oh, look, the special is chicken.
16:14Doesn't that sound good?
16:15Order me one. I'm going to the bar and then check the score on the game.
16:19Have fun.
16:21I know what this is, and I'm not doing it.
16:23What? What? We're having lunch.
16:25She's not moving back in. I resist your attempts to manipulate me.
16:28Nobody is manipulating you.
16:30My boundaries are strong. I know what I want, and I deserve to be happy.
16:34What have you got there? Are you reading from something?
16:37Okay. As soon as you invited me to lunch, I called my therapist,
16:41and he told me you'd try to guilt me into taking Mom back, but...
16:45I will not be emotionally blackmailed.
16:47Give me that.
16:49I've already had her, Lynette.
16:51She stayed with me for two years.
16:53Two years in which my weight ballooned.
16:55She put me through four different hairstyles once.
16:58She even brought home this guy she met at a bar.
17:02She's so not like that now.
17:04I don't care.
17:06The day she moved out, I got my life back.
17:08So if you want to have lunch, fine.
17:11But that's it.
17:23Good for you.
17:28I'm sorry.
17:37Where's the chicken?
17:38Oh, yeah.
17:39Where is that waiter?
17:40I'm going to go find him.
17:44Just hear me out.
17:47If you trim the sides in a little, I think you'll lose that wingy effect you have going down.
17:53Mom!
17:54Well, I'm just saying that with the shape of your face, you're not doing yourself any favors.
17:58Do you think you could go for one minute without being critical?
18:01What are you talking about?
18:02I have not said one word about your eye shadow yet.
18:09I reject your negativity.
18:10I am as beautiful as I feel inside.
18:16Oh, it's you.
18:18Thank you for calling about my painting.
18:20I can't believe I forgot that.
18:21Yeah, I know it meant a lot to you.
18:28There's a hole in it.
18:29Yeah, I don't get modern art either.
18:32Okay, Edie, I know that you're angry right now, but...
18:35You think I'm angry?
18:37Oh, you should have seen Victor.
18:40What?
18:41Yeah, we had a little chat.
18:44Actually, he didn't believe that you were screwing his wife until I showed him some photos.
18:48And then he was just enraged.
18:51It's a little scary.
19:02For God's sakes, Carlos, am I going to have to change his number?
19:04Victor knows.
19:06Knows what?
19:07Everything.
19:08Edie told him we're having an affair.
19:09No, it's impossible.
19:11He hasn't said a word.
19:12In fact, I've never seen him so sweet and attentive.
19:16It's an act.
19:17Edie said he was enraged.
19:19Well, if he's so mad at me, why would he take me on a boat trip?
19:24He took you on a boat.
19:27Oh, crap.
19:28I think you need to get out of there.
19:30Gary!
19:30Oh!
19:33Oh, uh...
19:34I was just talking to Bree.
19:38We agreed.
19:40Total privacy.
19:43When we head home, you can have it back.
19:45You can talk to Bree as much as you'd like.
20:01Can I get you something?
20:04No, I'm good.
20:08You okay?
20:10Uh, actually, I'm really cold.
20:13Maybe we should bail and do this another day.
20:15You know, when it's warmer.
20:17It'll warm up.
20:19Oh, okay.
20:20Well, just in case, we should run back to shore so I can grab a jacket.
20:24Gabby.
20:26You're not going anywhere.
20:28I'm not?
20:29I know about everything.
20:30You, Carlos, the affair, everything.
20:34Okay, I am so sorry.
20:37But in my defense, you were always gone.
20:40And you knew how needy I was when you married me.
20:44That's it.
20:46That's all you have to say to me.
20:47Well, it'd be easier to talk if we were back on shore.
20:58What are you doing?
21:00It's bad enough you betrayed me.
21:02Can I have to listen to your whining?
21:07I brought something for you.
21:17Get it!
21:21Get it!
21:23Get it!
21:33What's that?
21:35Everything I know about your father.
21:38Date of birth.
21:39His mother's name.
21:40Last known address.
21:42It's everything you need to find him.
21:45Wow.
21:52Before you take this, you have to promise me something.
22:01Okay.
22:03You cannot bring him here or even tell him where I am.
22:09Why?
22:11The last time that I saw your father, it was to tell him that I was leaving him.
22:15And I was taking him with me.
22:20He, uh, he always liked to slip me around a little bit.
22:25That night was...
22:31Unimaginable.
22:32Well, I don't remember everything.
22:34I was in pretty bad shape by the end of it.
22:37But once he was done slamming my face into the wall, he started choking me.
22:45And he kept screaming that he was going to kill me.
22:50And the last thought that I had...
22:57Was what would happen to you if I died?
23:04So you can't tell him where I am.
23:08You just can't.
23:18Maybe you can talk to my teacher tomorrow and have her give me another assignment.
23:49I told you, if you're going to have a free house, you've got to keep it clean.
23:59Here.
24:00Take these and dump them by the front door.
24:02Hey!
24:02What the hell are you doing?
24:07Mom, hurry.
24:07Get out of the car.
24:10Hey!
24:11Hey, hey, hey!
24:12No, no, no.
24:14You are not leaving those here.
24:16Hi, Mom.
24:17Take her away.
24:18Uh-uh, Lynette.
24:18You may have been able to strong arm the weak one, but not me.
24:21I'm not weak.
24:22Then why'd you call me?
24:23Get out of our way.
24:23Lucy, every fight we have ever had has ended with my foot on your neck.
24:26I guarantee that this one's going to end the same way, too.
24:31Maybe we should talk inside.
24:54I'm often asked why the Torah tells us that a child must be circumcised on the eighth day of his
25:00life.
25:01Some say that's how long it takes to get a decent caterer.
25:11What a lovely ceremony.
25:14I'm Debra's friend, Bree.
25:16I have what may strike you as a very odd request.
25:19Trust me, it won't be one I haven't heard.
25:22Do you think while you're here you could do a bris for my baby, too?
25:27Okay.
25:28New one.
25:28Good for you.
25:30I know it might seem tacky piggybacking on Debra's bris, but we could do it in the den very quietly.
25:37Uh, well, as we just saw, there's no such thing as a quiet bris.
25:41You said your name was Bree?
25:43Yes, Bree Hodge.
25:46Born Rabinowitz.
25:47Huh.
25:48I wouldn't have taken you for Jewish.
25:50I should only have a nickel for every time I've heard that.
25:54Don't you want a proper bris with your friends and family there?
25:57I would love that, but my husband Orson, big, stubborn, goy, he says we should do nothing and let the
26:04child decide when he's grown.
26:06We don't pick our parents, we should pick our religion.
26:09I wouldn't feel right doing this without speaking to your husband.
26:12Well, he's out of town, and our Benjamin is eight days old today.
26:18And if I don't do this, my grandma's idol will never forgive me.
26:26May she rest in peace.
26:27You realize that this is a covenant.
26:30That whatever your husband says, you are promising to raise your child as a devout Jew.
26:38I swear to you before God that this child will be as devout a Jew as I am.
26:51Hey, where have you been?
26:53You woke up and you were gone.
26:55Oh, we had a very busy day.
26:56We dropped off the dry cleaning, we deposited money into our Christmas account, and then we got circumcised.
27:04You did what?
27:07It's just a little unsightly foreskin.
27:09He'll never miss it.
27:10So why stop there?
27:11Why not cut off his testicles?
27:12You obviously have no problem going after mine.
27:14Orson.
27:15What do you call it, Brie?
27:17Going behind my back, ignoring my feelings on this.
27:19I gave him very serious consideration, but it's my blood running in his veins which ultimately makes it my decision.
27:26Your blood?
27:30So who am I to Benjamin?
27:32A friendly uncle?
27:33A male nanny?
27:34Of course not.
27:36Well, why do you treat me like I'm anything less than his father?
27:39I mean, haven't I earned that during the course of our little hoax?
27:42I lie for you.
27:43I risk public humiliation.
27:45I do everything but strap on the pregnancy harness myself.
27:48I know that.
27:51I see myself as Benjamin's father.
27:55I need to know if you see me that way, too.
28:02I know how much you love Benjamin.
28:08I guess...
28:10I guess I just have to remember that it's love that makes us a family and not blood.
28:29Your son would like you to hold him.
28:41By the way, his Hebrew name is Simcha.
28:45I'll explain later.
28:54Yo, Carlos, thank God you're here.
28:57Where is he? Where's Victor?
28:59Well, I clubbed him and knocked him overboard.
29:02He's in the ocean?
29:03He was going to kill me. He had a gun.
29:06Okay, okay, let me think.
29:09You saw him in the water. I mean, he's not dead, right?
29:11No, he's mad, but he wasn't dead.
29:13So then we'll send someone out there to fish him out.
29:15Call the police, show him the gun, and tell him that it was self-defense.
29:18You still have the gun.
29:26It's in there.
29:33Well, maybe he wanted it to muffle the gun.
29:36There is no gun.
29:40Ice pick?
29:43What are you doing?
29:44I'm calling the Coast Guard.
29:45And tell them what?
29:46I knocked my husband overboard because he was coming after me with a sweater?
29:50No, come on. We've got to go back out there.
29:53Guys, I can't be any clearer on this.
29:55I am not taking her back.
29:57It's your turn. Simple as that.
29:58I've had her for four months.
30:00I also had cancer for four months.
30:01And if I could have asked one of them to leave, I'm not sure which I would have picked.
30:05Oh, four months. Boo-hoo.
30:07I had her for a year, and that was the year she joined the Gin of the Month Club.
30:11I don't have any room for her.
30:12I already have seven people in four bedrooms.
30:15There it is. The I have a family card.
30:17Congratulations. You can reproduce. We're all thrilled for you.
30:20Why can't you take her?
30:22You are in that huge house all by yourself that you got from the divorce.
30:26Dave and I are just separated.
30:27There's a good chance that he's moving back in.
30:29But not if Mom is living there.
30:31Well, we can't just throw her out on the street.
30:33I can.
30:36My therapist said it's time for me to be a little more Lydia-centric.
30:41I really want to meet this jackass.
30:43Okay, we all have our excuses, but we've got to figure something out.
30:49Come on, she is our mother.
30:51Is she?
30:52She never acted like one, not that I can remember.
30:55I remember she showed up drunk to my graduation, wearing a housecoat.
30:58Okay, but the point is she went.
31:01Remember that one Christmas?
31:02When we came down, and there was Mom under the tree,
31:06passed out drunk in the middle of all of our unwrapped toys.
31:08My raggedy Ann smelled like peppermint schnapps.
31:10Okay, she wasn't perfect, clearly, but she gave birth to us.
31:15We owe her our lives, and now that she needs us,
31:18we can't just turn our back on her.
31:20I know I'm supposed to feel guilty, but I don't.
31:23I don't either.
31:26It's like you're saying you don't care about her.
31:32At all?
31:36And I don't understand that.
31:38Well, if you care so much, then the answer to the problem is sort of obvious, isn't it?
31:47We can help with money.
31:50I can send you $100 a month.
31:56Mom.
31:58I don't need your money.
31:59I can take care of my mother all by myself.
32:03Lynette.
32:04Here's how you can help.
32:05Don't visit for the next few years,
32:07because it seems fairly likely I won't have stopped hating you by then.
32:15I guess that's your way of asking us to leave.
32:18Mom, where's Grandma going?
32:21Going?
32:22Going?
32:37Wait.
32:38What's that?
32:40Get it!
32:44Here.
32:45Here, sit in here.
32:47Oh, God.
32:52You tried to kill me.
32:55I came back for you, didn't I?
32:57What were you thinking?
32:58Well, I thought you were trying to kill me.
33:00I was just trying to talk to you.
33:02See if we still had a chance.
33:05To see if you were still screwing this guy.
33:07And what the hell is he doing on my boat?
33:09You mean besides saving your life?
33:11That was a big mistake, buddy.
33:14All right.
33:16Yeah, you're the guy that said if anyone messed with your woman,
33:19that you'd use your money to make him disappear.
33:22Well, right now, it's just you and me.
33:24So how tough are you without your ATM card?
33:31That's what I figured.
33:34Oh, Victor!
33:36Oh, my God!
33:39Victor!
33:40Oh, my God!
33:41Well, get up!
33:42Hey, hey, get up.
33:43I want to see the look on your face when the knife goes in.
33:47Hey!
33:52I'm getting pretty good at that.
33:55Okay, let's pull him back in again.
33:57What, are you crazy?
33:58We'll just tie him up so he doesn't cause any trouble.
34:00Victor!
34:03Where'd he go?
34:05Victor!
34:06Victor!
34:07Victor!
34:08Victor!
34:23Maybe we should go back out and look some more.
34:25We've looked for six hours.
34:26He's gone.
34:30My God, we killed him.
34:32It was self-defense, right?
34:34He was trying to kill us.
34:35We can't prove that.
34:38But this is bad, Gabby.
34:41When people find out we're on that boat with him, it's...
34:46Maybe they won't.
34:48What do you mean?
34:49No one but you knows I was with Victor.
34:52I'll say he went out alone.
34:55I told him I was leaving him and he was depressed.
34:58Suicidal, even.
34:59Only one problem.
35:01The boat's right here.
35:03Then maybe the boat needs to go back out.
35:06Alone.
35:27Whatever you're thinking, I can explain.
35:29I'm thinking that you're a drug addict and a liar.
35:32So say something that's not that.
35:33Susan, listen.
35:35Is it so horrible living with me?
35:37I mean, do I make you so miserable that you can't even face me without numbing the pain?
35:42Of course not.
35:44I love you.
35:45Well, if you did, you wouldn't be doing this.
35:47I mean, my God, Mike, we have a baby on the way.
35:53Can I say something now?
35:54Sure, go ahead.
35:55Oh, should I look you in the eyes?
35:57Does it make it easier for you to lie?
36:00I didn't tell you about the pills, because I didn't want you to feel guilty.
36:05Me feel guilty?
36:07Yeah.
36:08When I put in that water heater from McCluskey, I really wrenched my shoulder.
36:11The doctor told me I should take a break.
36:13But I didn't, because that was the day we found out you were pregnant.
36:17And from then on, all I have heard about are car seats and strollers and $10,000 preschools.
36:23It didn't seem like a really good time for me to quit working.
36:26Like, we don't need any of that stuff.
36:31Yeah, you say that now.
36:34But when Benjamin Hodge is in Harvard, and our kid's just a plumber like his dad,
36:44I just want to be able to give him the advantages I never got.
36:50God, the only advantage he needs is to have a healthy dad who's not doing this.
36:57All right.
37:01I get it.
37:03Okay.
37:05I'm done.
37:08I want to believe you.
37:11It's just...
37:12That addicts are good at lying.
37:15Yeah.
37:18All right.
37:19How about this?
37:21How about this?
37:34Can you believe me now?
37:43Deception.
37:44You find it in all the best homes.
37:49Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children.
37:56Women use it to help keep secrets big and small.
38:04Lovers need it to cover up inconvenient accidents.
38:17Because it's a handy tool that helps get us exactly what we're looking for.
38:27People who are searching for.
38:27I can do it.
38:27People who are searching for what we're looking to get.
38:29Do, do, do.