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00:01Brie Vandekamp believed in old-fashioned values, things like respect for God, the importance of family, and love of country.
00:16In fact, Brie believed so strongly in her values, it was always a shock whenever she was confronted with those
00:25who didn't.
00:28It's not mine.
00:29You promised the cheating had stopped, Rex. You promised.
00:32Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling really lousy today.
00:35I want you out of the house!
00:37Brie, look at me. It's not mine.
00:39Well then, whose is it? It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket.
00:43Well, I'm not the only guy in this house that uses that hamper.
00:49No.
00:50Sorry.
00:51Andrew is still a child.
00:52He's 16. It's not unheard of.
00:54Honey, you have to talk to him.
00:55And tell him what?
00:56Tell him that we found his condom and that he is forbidden from, you know...
01:00I can absolutely tell him that we think he's too young, but I don't think it's gonna do any good.
01:04Well, then the least we can do is go search his room, and if we find any more of these,
01:07we'll confiscate them.
01:08And that will accomplish what?
01:10Well, if we take away his condoms, maybe...
01:11He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis. He'd still try to have sex.
01:17Well, we can't put it back in his room. I mean, that would be like we're condoning him having premarital
01:21sex.
01:21Brie, let me put this another way.
01:27Do you want to become a grandmother?
01:33Yes, Brie believed in old-fashioned values.
01:38But she also believed...
01:41It was better to be safe...
01:44Than sorry.
01:48Each new morning in suburbia brings with it...
01:52A new set of lies.
01:54Little, white lies.
01:56Told not to hurt.
01:58Morning, Mrs. Mitchell.
01:59You look lovely today.
02:00But to make life more pleasant.
02:03They tell these lies to protect themselves.
02:06And their reputations.
02:09Oh, for God's sake, this is unbelievable.
02:11It's the last time I do my banking online.
02:17Of course, every now and then, the day arrives when someone finally decides to tell the truth.
02:23He was shot? How could you not tell us about this?
02:26He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident.
02:30Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen.
02:33We know that you want to trust Mike, but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage.
02:38Now, did he? We don't know that for sure.
02:40All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it.
02:43So what are you saying? That the twins murdered Martha?
02:45Well, I wouldn't put it past them.
02:47I'm saying that that is about as likely as Mike having done it.
02:51He's a good guy. I know him. I mean, he's... he's Mike.
02:56Honestly, I don't think Mike did it either.
02:58But, if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence.
03:01Well, you know what? If he is innocent, this should be a simple matter to clear up.
03:05But, we will do whatever you want us to do.
03:15Okay, call.
03:17So, shall I just dial 911?
03:18Well, it's not really an emergency.
03:20There was a murder.
03:20Well, not recently, and I'd prefer not to tie up the line.
03:22Will you just call?
03:32Hey.
03:34My mom will be home any minute. She'll freak if she sees you here.
03:37Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. I'm having a party.
03:41You know she doesn't want us to see each other.
03:46Well, you gotta come. You're the reason I'm doing this.
03:50I'll try to talk to my mom, okay? But, you really gotta go.
04:01Hey, Mrs. Solis.
04:03I'm sorry. Do I know you?
04:05Yeah, I'm Justin. John's roommate.
04:07I've been waiting forever for you to show up.
04:09Really? Why?
04:10I want to do you a favor.
04:12What kind of favor?
04:13Well, John says that you can't exactly afford a gardener right now.
04:18And I told him I'd be happy to do it.
04:20For free.
04:22You want to mow my lawn for free?
04:24Mow your lawn? Water your flowers?
04:27Trim your bushes?
04:29I could do everything John did for you.
04:33That's very generous of you, but I don't think so.
04:36Why?
04:37Because my husband is home quite a lot these days.
04:39If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it.
04:43Well, this is a very beautiful yard.
04:46I'm sure it could use a little extra attention.
04:49I'm flattered, but no, thank you.
04:53Mrs. Solis, please.
04:56Did I mention why my husband's home a lot?
04:59He's under house arrest.
05:00Oh?
05:01He has a lot of anger towards the government right now.
05:04And he's just dying to find someone to take it out on.
05:17Hey, guys. This isn't a hockey rink. Can you take it outside?
05:21You ready? How was your day? Mwah!
05:26I didn't get the VP gig.
05:29Oh, Tom. I'm so sorry.
05:32It doesn't make any sense to me.
05:33I mean, I'm Peterson's go-to guy.
05:35So how does Tim Dugan, the biggest blowhard in the office,
05:38get promoted to vice president over me?
05:40I thought you liked Tim Dugan.
05:42I do. I just... I don't know. I just... I really wanted that promotion.
05:46Good job!
05:48Hey, boys, can you please take the Stanley Cup finals outside?
05:52Well, did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job?
05:56I've worked at that firm for eight and a half years.
05:58Dugan's been there for less than two. I am not gonna beg.
06:01I'm not saying to beg. You just have to step up from time to time.
06:04You have to see your opportunity and take it. Nobody respects a shrinking violet.
06:09There is more than one, you know, leadership style.
06:11Mine is quiet, but effective.
06:14Take that racket outside!
06:19Well, whatever works for you.
06:25Susan!
06:26Hey, sexy. Where you been?
06:28Called you twice. You avoiding me?
06:31Don't be silly. Why would I do that?
06:32No, I've just been really busy grocery shopping.
06:35Two days?
06:36Must be pretty well stocked.
06:42How about dinner?
06:44Uh...
06:46Dinner...
06:47Tonight, um...
06:48You okay?
06:53Can you hold these a sec?
06:57Up against the car!
07:02You have the right to remain silent.
07:03Anything you do say can't be used against you.
07:06You have the right to consult an attorney.
07:08If you cannot appoint an attorney, one will be appointed to you.
07:16You should get this.
07:18Zach Young's throwing a pool party Saturday night.
07:20He sent out a bunch of formal invitations complete with fancy lettering.
07:24I'm surprised you didn't spitz them with aftershave.
07:26What is wrong with nice invitations?
07:28Mom, it's a pool party.
07:30Why couldn't he have just passed out flyers in the quad?
07:32Because he's genetically incapable of being cool.
07:34So, uh, are you going?
07:37Maybe.
07:38I mean, um...
07:40Lisa and Justin, some of the guys thought it'd be fun to swim.
07:44We can always bail if it's as lame as we think it's going to be.
07:47Oh, is Lisa your friend with the pierced navel?
07:50Yeah.
07:51You've been spending a lot of time together lately, haven't you?
07:54I guess.
07:57Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm going to want you home by 11 on Saturday.
08:0211?
08:03Mom, it's not even a school night.
08:05Bree, a curfew isn't going to do any good.
08:09You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility, but I cannot.
08:14What?
08:15What's going on here?
08:20Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room?
08:22As a matter of fact, it does.
08:24And just so we're clear, if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her.
08:27Ha!
08:30Andrew? This is not funny.
08:32Mom, trust me, this is very funny.
08:35Mostly because the condom wasn't mine.
08:47You suck, you know that?
08:58So obviously we need to talk.
09:02I'm still a virgin, if that's what you want to know.
09:04Well, good.
09:06But why on earth would you need a condom?
09:07Because I'm planning on having sex and I don't want to get pregnant.
09:11Danielle, you are president of the abstinence club.
09:13I wasn't planning on running for a second term.
09:16Who were you planning on having sex with?
09:19John.
09:19John Rowland? I thought you broke up with him.
09:21No, he broke up with me.
09:23And you want to know why? Because I wouldn't do it.
09:24Well, if that's the type of boy he is, then good riddance.
09:27Mom, every boy at my school is that type of boy.
09:29And besides, it's different with John.
09:33I love him.
09:36Oh, sweetheart.
09:38Just because you give a boy sex doesn't mean you'll get love in return.
09:43So maybe I'm being stupid. What's the big deal? It's just sex.
09:48Honey, I am looking out for your happiness.
09:49Now, I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges.
09:53But I waited until I got married.
09:56As did your-
09:59Daddy ended up cheating on you.
10:02Yes.
10:03And ever since he moved back in, you've been miserable.
10:06Why would you say that?
10:07The walls between our bedrooms are paper thin.
10:09I hear more stuff than I probably should.
10:11Oh.
10:12Look, Mom, I love you a lot.
10:14But you really are the last person to ever give anyone advice about sex and happiness.
10:26Have you seen these? Five more past due notices.
10:29Don't worry, I'm handling it.
10:30How? How are you handling this?
10:31Can I please finish my sandwich?
10:32Have you seen our checking account lately?
10:34We're broke.
10:35And now we have the mortgage payment coming up.
10:37We have property taxes.
10:38Daddy, it's gonna be okay.
10:40No, it's not.
10:41We are seriously screwed.
10:42And I am freaking out that you're not freaking out.
10:44Look, things will turn around.
10:46When?
10:46I don't know when, but we're lucky people.
10:49And we'll be lucky again.
10:51What is that?
10:53It's the lawn mower.
10:56We got a new gardener today.
10:59It's not gonna cost us a cent.
11:01The kid's a friend of John's.
11:02Harlow's.
11:03And he said that he'd do the lawn for free.
11:07Can you believe it?
11:07We are lucky people.
11:20We are lucky people.
11:24Hey, you guys.
11:26Good to see you.
11:30That looks so dumb.
11:31You're gonna get a hit.
11:32No, it's not that.
11:33This is my hating Tim Dugan look.
11:39Dugan connects.
11:42Look at that.
11:43Job-stealing bastard run.
11:45Dugan is really showing some of that glory-hounding-ass-kissing hustle that he is so well-known for.
11:50I forgot how much fun you are when he's bitter.
11:53Oh, look.
11:53He's stretching for extra bases.
11:54Just like he's stretching for extra territory screwing over unsung utility player Tom Scott.
12:00Oh!
12:01Down goes Dugan.
12:02Dugan goes down.
12:04That's gotta hurt.
12:05No.
12:06Gloryhound is tagged out and, well, he's gonna have to deal with some tough dirt stands at Tim Dugan.
12:10Tom.
12:14Oh, now, look.
12:14I'm sure he's just grandstanding.
12:19Oh, my God.
12:21Holy crap.
12:27It's only a pool party.
12:28Everyone's gonna be there.
12:29I said no.
12:30What are you gonna do?
12:31Keep a boy-free zone around me until I'm 18?
12:33You can see boys in a couple years, just not that boy.
12:36Why do you hate Zack?
12:38I don't hate Zack.
12:40I just think he's sort of crazy.
12:42Mom, I've heard people call you sort of crazy.
12:44Well, I'm adorable crazy and he's rampage crazy.
12:51Susan Meyer?
12:52Yeah.
12:52I'm Detective Copeland.
12:53I'm investigating the murder of Martha Huber.
12:56I need to talk to you about Mike Delfino.
12:59Do you remember seeing Mr. Delfino on the 7th of last month?
13:03Is the 7th important?
13:04Well, we believe it was the night that Martha Huber was murdered.
13:08She was last seen at the grocery store around 9 and then she didn't show up for a dentist appointment
13:11the next morning.
13:13What day was that?
13:14It was a Sunday.
13:16Oh.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Yes.
13:18Yes, yes.
13:19Yes, I was with Mike that night.
13:21You're sure?
13:21Yes, I was.
13:22Yep, it was a big night for us relationship-wise.
13:24It was the first time that we...
13:27The first time you...
13:29Did it.
13:30The first time they did it.
13:31Julie?
13:32Well, it was.
13:32How did you know?
13:33I'm not clueless.
13:34I found men's boxers in the clothes hamper.
13:36Oh, don't write that down.
13:39No, but this is good.
13:40You can let Mike go.
13:41He's innocent.
13:41Well, assuming everything you're telling me is true.
13:44It's true.
13:46The next morning she made pancakes in the shape of little hearts.
13:50Seriously.
13:51Little hearts.
14:00Justin, what are you doing up here?
14:03I finished the hedges.
14:05Is there anything else Mr. Solis wants done?
14:07I don't know.
14:08He's not here.
14:09He had a meeting with his lawyer.
14:11So I guess that means we're all alone?
14:13No, that means I'm all alone.
14:14You're leaving.
14:15I'm not in a hurry.
14:17Come on, maybe we can hang out for a little while.
14:19I don't think so.
14:21Come on.
14:22If you just got to know me, you'd see I'd give me lots of fun.
14:25All my friends say so.
14:26Well, I'm not interested in becoming one of your friends.
14:29Get out of my bedroom.
14:30Come on, Mrs. Solis.
14:32Be nice.
14:38You shouldn't have done that.
14:39Do you know how easy it would be for me to call my husband and tell him what you just
14:43tried to do?
14:43Not as easy as it would be for me to tell him what happened between you and John.
14:48I'm sorry, Mrs. Solis.
14:51But you're going to have to be nice to me.
14:54At least once.
15:09Mike!
15:11Mike!
15:12Are you okay?
15:14Uh, yeah.
15:15Yeah.
15:16I'm a little bit embarrassed.
15:17It must be the talk of the neighborhood.
15:19No.
15:19Not really, no.
15:21So, guess what?
15:22I'm your alibi.
15:24I told the police that we were together the night that Mrs. Hooper was killed and that I could never
15:30forget that night.
15:32So, you don't think I killed Mrs. Hooper?
15:33No.
15:34No.
15:35No, of course not.
15:35I could never think you killed anybody.
15:37Even if I wasn't your alibi, which I am.
15:41Okay.
15:42I'm, um...
15:43I'm gonna go take a shower.
15:45Jail's kind of gross.
15:46I'll call you later, okay?
15:48Sure.
15:48When?
15:52Later.
15:53Alright, I've just got some stuff I gotta take care of.
15:55Okay?
15:57Okay.
16:01Mrs. Vandekamp.
16:02Hello, John.
16:03I'm sorry to drop by on you unannounced.
16:05Do you have a moment?
16:06Sure.
16:10So...
16:11What can I do for you?
16:13Well, I'll tell you.
16:14My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't
16:18take it.
16:24Hey!
16:25Hey!
16:26So what's the word on Tim?
16:28He came through the triple bypass with flying colors.
16:32Thank God.
16:33Of course it's not all coming up roses.
16:35He's not gonna be able to come back to work for four, four and a half months.
16:39Oh.
16:42What?
16:43The company still needs to expand, so I figure they need a fit, heart-smart guy like me to step
16:48up, take the ball.
16:50You're going after Tim Dugan's promotion?
16:52No.
16:52I already got it.
16:55You should have seen me.
16:56I walked straight into Peterson's office and I told him that he would be a fool to hold Dugan's promotion.
17:01You called your boss a fool?
17:02I did.
17:04That was risky in retrospect, but you know what? Still, he gave me the job.
17:08Honey, it's me.
17:09Okay.
17:09I'm the man. I got the whole West Coast.
17:11Oh my...
17:12What?
17:13What? The whole West Coast? I thought you were going after an in-house position.
17:17No, no, no. I'm setting up new offices from Seattle to LA. I told you that.
17:21No.
17:23No?
17:24No? You didn't.
17:25Okay.
17:28Well, so it's going to be a little bit more travel, but...
17:29More travel?
17:30Tom, you're barely here half the time as it is and now you're going to have, what, twice the workload?
17:35Honey, please don't ruin this.
17:37I'm sorry, but you should have consulted with me.
17:39I did. She told me to stop being a shrinking violet and to step up.
17:42I thought this was an in-house position.
17:46Okay, I'm going to go shower.
17:48Look, wait, wait. I know what this means to you.
17:51No, you don't. No, you don't. I am 41 years old. If I don't make Vice President now, it's never
17:56going to happen.
17:57This is my career. It's important to me.
18:01So is mine. But I'm here, aren't I?
18:06I'm going to take the job.
18:15She said that you broke up with her because she refused to have sex.
18:18Wow. Um...
18:21Okay, here's the deal. I said that, but it was just an excuse.
18:25The truth is, I wasn't that into her.
18:30Really?
18:30And she was always so proud of never having done it, I figured, hey, this is my way out.
18:36Well, she feels very passionately about you.
18:39Well, don't get me wrong. She's nice.
18:42But the truth is, there's someone else.
18:45Oh. Are you going steady?
18:49Not exactly.
18:50We were seeing each other pretty regularly, but this other lady, girl, she sort of dumped me.
18:58Oh, I see.
19:00Well, look, I'll talk to Danielle, and don't worry.
19:04I'll let her down gently.
19:06Um, actually, I would prefer if you didn't.
19:09Huh?
19:13I know my daughter. She's very determined.
19:15And unless you're really firm with her, she's going to continue to think that there's hope.
19:19Okay. I'll be firm.
19:22Better still, be brutal.
19:39Decided to indulge your sweet tooth, huh?
19:41I'll be dead inside a year.
19:44I've got bigger things to worry about than my waistline.
19:47So, who's the woman they think you killed?
19:50Martha Huber. Local busybody.
19:52I thought her murder was random.
19:54Nothing random about her jewelry ending up in your garage.
19:57Did you kill her?
19:59No. Whoever set me up did a good job, though.
20:02The cops are all over me.
20:04You're getting close to something.
20:05Well, if I am close, I don't see it.
20:07What I'm saying is people leave trails.
20:10One of those trails will lead to Deirdre.
20:12Whoever set you up must know that.
20:14Yeah, well, maybe.
20:16It won't be much good to you locked up.
20:18I'm rich, Mike.
20:20One of the best things about being rich is the security of knowing you can buy your way out of
20:24any problem.
20:27I'm not taking my money to the grave.
20:30I'm going to use it to save your ass.
20:37Mrs. Solis.
20:38Hello, Justin.
20:40Hey, what are you doing here?
20:41I am here to talk to your roommate.
20:44John?
20:45I didn't think you guys talked anymore.
20:47Well, now we have something to talk about.
20:49You...
20:50Me?
20:51Yes.
20:51I'm going to tell him how you're trying to blackmail me into sleeping with you.
20:54I wonder how he'll react.
20:56Mrs. Solis...
20:57You think you'll get violent?
21:01You can't talk to John about that.
21:02Oh, I can.
21:04And I will, you little worthless piece of crap.
21:08Listen, Mrs. Solis, I'm sorry.
21:12I'm sorry, I didn't want to blackmail you.
21:14Then why did you?
21:16I really needed to sleep with you.
21:18Why?
21:18Because...
21:23I think I might be gay.
21:27Oh.
21:29Daddy!
21:30Daddy!
21:30Daddy!
21:32Daddy!
21:35What's up?
21:35Daddy!
21:36Oh, we went out for burgers and the boys knew you wouldn't be home until after bedtime.
21:41And so, we decided to pop in and visit the new VP.
21:44Yeah, well, check it out. I finally got an office with a window.
21:47Yep. It's all about the window.
21:51Hey, guys!
21:52Hey, who wants chair rights?
21:54Me!
21:54Come on, out this way. Here we go.
21:58Here we go, guys. Ready?
22:01Hold on!
22:02Get it!
22:05Checking out the new executive digs?
22:07Oh.
22:08You know it.
22:13Can I tell you a little secret?
22:15Sure.
22:17Dan wanted to hold the promotion over for Tim Dugan.
22:20And I'm the one that convinced him to give it to Tom.
22:24Really?
22:27Tom is such a workhorse, and he wanted it so badly.
22:30Yeah, he certainly did.
22:34What is wrong? Aren't you happy about this promotion?
22:38Lynette realized it was in her best interest to lie to the boss's wife.
22:43Oh, that's great. Obviously. Thank you.
22:49Provided she wasn't too convincing.
22:52Of course, I mean, I will miss him being gone all the time.
22:58He'll be bringing in more money, but he is going to miss the birthdays, baseball games, first steps.
23:07But that's the trade-off, right?
23:09I just hope one day Tom doesn't look back and regret being gone so much.
23:17Oh, I better get out there before they break something.
23:20Of course. I will see you soon.
23:22Okay.
23:28So, have you been acting on these feelings?
23:34Well, I got a buddy. We get together, mess around.
23:38Yeah. But it's no big deal.
23:40Just lately I've been starting to, like, care about him, and I don't know how to handle it.
23:46Wow.
23:47Yeah, and I thought if I sleep with somebody like you, I'll know for sure, and I can stop freaking
23:53out about this.
23:54Yeah, but why me? You're a good-looking kid. Why don't you test drive someone your own age?
23:58Girls talk.
24:00If I start something with somebody and it doesn't work out, everybody at school will find out.
24:07And I figured I could trust you because you have a husband and all.
24:11Well, I guess that makes sense in a weird sort of way.
24:18You know, my buddy and I, we've been messing around for quite a while,
24:22and this whole time I just kept telling myself that it didn't really mean anything, you know?
24:31Guess I've just been kidding myself, huh?
24:34We're all in denial about something.
24:39But you're finally facing the truth, and I think that's sort of grave.
24:44Thanks.
24:45I should probably go.
24:51Just so you know, I never would have told Mr. Solis about you and John.
24:56I may be gay, but I'm not a jerk.
25:14Did you feel anything?
25:19Not really.
25:21Definitely gay.
25:34Hi.
25:35Hi. I'm sorry to bother you at night, Miss Meyer, but I was hoping that maybe you could come down
25:39to the station with me,
25:41just answer a few more questions.
25:42Now?
25:43Well, I'm sorry, my daughter and I were going to go see a movie tonight.
25:47Mom?
25:48We can do it another night.
25:50I'll be fine.
25:52Uh, let me get my purse.
25:54Great.
25:55Are you sure?
25:56Yeah.
25:57I'm sure I won't be late.
25:58Okay.
25:59Bye.
26:12You said that Mike came to your house around 10 p.m. on the night of the 7th.
26:17Um, am I supposed to talk into the camera?
26:20No, no.
26:20Just talk to me.
26:22Okay.
26:23Uh, yes.
26:24He came over around 10 o'clock.
26:26Do you know of any tension between Mike and Martha Hoover?
26:31No.
26:32Were you aware that Mike was shot recently?
26:35Yes.
26:36On Valentine's Day.
26:38And do you know how that came about?
26:39He dropped his gun.
26:41Cleaning it.
26:42Miss Meyer, with all due respect, I've been working around guns for years.
26:45I've never seen one discharge when it hits the ground.
26:47Someone has to pull the trigger.
26:49Well, I wouldn't know about that.
26:51Were you aware there was a home invasion three blocks from you on Pine Avenue the day before Valentine's?
26:56No.
26:57The intruder was shot in the stomach.
26:59Where was Mike's wound?
27:03The stomach.
27:11Do you love him?
27:13What?
27:16What does that have to do with-
27:17It's just that sometimes people do stupid things when they're in love.
27:21I should know I've been married four times.
27:25Tell me the truth.
27:27He wasn't with you that night, was he?
27:29He asked you to lie for him, didn't he?
27:30No, he didn't.
27:31He was with me.
27:32And Mike wouldn't kill anybody, I'm sure of that.
27:46Mike Delfino, convicted in 1987, did five and a half years for drug trafficking and manslaughter.
28:05You want a coffee?
28:06I'm gonna go for coffee.
28:19So is she covering for her guy?
28:24No, she's just a sucker.
28:37I guess no one's in the pool yet.
28:39Are you gonna swim?
28:40Please, I just spent like an hour blowing out my hair.
28:44Look.
28:48I'll, I'll see you later, okay?
28:51Okay.
28:54Hey.
28:57Hey.
28:57Uh, hey, I've got a surprise for you.
28:59You wanna go somewhere and talk?
29:01Yeah.
29:02We should talk.
29:04Hi.
29:05You made it.
29:06Andrew's here.
29:07I didn't think he'd come.
29:08Yeah, he brought a lot of friends.
29:09They're acting like total jerks.
29:11We're with the media.
29:12I don't care.
29:13You're here now, this is gonna be great.
29:17Come on man, let's go.
29:21Danielle!
29:21Don't touch me!
29:24Swim!
29:27Woohoo!
29:28Can we possibly take it easy?
29:31It's cool man, look.
29:32Clothes.
29:33Alright, it's flex.
29:34It's a party.
29:35You're the main party animal, right?
29:37Am I right?
29:40I guess.
29:41Alright.
29:42Well then act like it.
29:43Come on, give me a house.
29:46Come on, you're the host.
29:48Rebel in it.
29:48Give me a house.
29:50Ow!
29:51Ow!
29:51Ow!
29:55Woo!
30:01There you go.
30:04You okay?
30:05What do I care?
30:07There's nothing.
30:09I'd take care of him if I wanted to.
30:11What do you mean?
30:13I know where my mom kept her gun.
30:17I know where my mom kept her gun.
30:26That's not funny, Zach.
30:27Well, if you think about it.
30:29Yeah, it kind of is.
30:35Julie!
30:41Hey!
30:42Danielle!
30:43Are you okay?
30:44I just want to go home.
30:46Can we go?
30:48Sure.
30:52Julie!
30:55I'm taking Danielle home.
30:57Are you coming back?
30:59I don't think so.
31:00Julie!
31:00Can I go home?
31:02I can go home.
31:03I'm отношing you to the home.
31:07I need a house.
31:10I can't go home.
31:21I need a house.
31:22I need a house.
31:22Did I know what it was going to say,
31:31So Peterson called me to his office today.
31:34Really?
31:35Yeah, he changed his mind.
31:37He's going to hold that promotion for Dugan.
31:41Oh.
31:42Yeah, it's fine.
31:43You know, I'm glad, really.
31:45I work all those long hours, and you know how I hate flagging.
31:49It just does, you know, horrible things to my back.
31:51God, with all that extra stress, I would have ended up exactly like Tim Dugan ten years from now.
32:01Yeah, of course.
32:02So it's over.
32:07Look, you're going to make Vice President one of these days.
32:09You know what? It's okay. Honest.
32:11I am really glad that it worked out this way.
32:25Okay.
32:37Oh, God, you scared me.
32:39How'd it go?
32:42I'm just peachy.
32:45And humiliating and shocking.
32:48Susan.
32:49How could you?
32:51God, Susan, do you trust me?
32:52Yes, of course I do.
32:53Oh, I'm such an idiot.
32:55And you're such a liar.
32:57Oh, and apparently a killer and a drug dealer.
32:59That's just quite a personal ad you've got going there.
33:02Susan, I came to Wisteria Lane.
33:04Stop, stop, Mike.
33:04Just stop.
33:08If you keep talking,
33:10you're going to work your way into my heart.
33:13And I just don't want you anywhere near my heart.
33:18Ever.
33:26Julie?
33:30Mommy needs a hug.
33:34Julie?
33:53Is Julie in there?
33:54Julie Meyer?
33:55I don't know.
33:57There's three dead in there.
34:06Julie, Alexandra Meyer.
34:09Oh, Julie.
34:10Zach, this is ridiculous.
34:12You can't hold your breath forever.
34:19Oh.
34:20Oh, you might as well just stay under there
34:22and never come up for air
34:23because when you do,
34:23I'm going to choke the living day like that.
34:30Is my daughter over there?
34:40I'm not, I'm not gay.
34:42Oh, I, okay.
34:44I'm, I'm sorry.
34:46I'll just,
34:48I'm just going to leave those right there.
34:50Oh, you're fine.
35:05Sell the house.
35:06Are you crazy?
35:07Carlos, we can't afford
35:08to live here anymore.
35:09But if our lawyer gets the justice department
35:10to unfreeze the bank accounts,
35:12then what?
35:13Huh?
35:13Finish the sentence, Carlos.
35:15We have tons of legal bills.
35:16You've lost all your clients
35:17and even with our savings,
35:18we're screwed.
35:23It's our house.
35:24Honey, I know.
35:26I love this place too.
35:28I just think it's time for us to face the music.
35:51I never thought I'd be poor at this stage in my life.
35:56You know, Carlos, I've been broke a lot of times in my life.
36:00But I've never been poor.
36:03Because poor is just a state of mind.
36:06And right now, you and I are just...
36:08Without funds?
36:11Exactly.
36:16I guess we could get an apartment and start over.
36:22Who knows?
36:23It might even be fun.
36:27And once we're back on our feet,
36:31we're gonna house as big as this one.
36:34Bigger.
36:50So I get my wife this dog for her birthday.
36:52Straight from now.
36:53Cheapest gift I've ever gotten her,
36:55and she loves it, so I'm a genius, right?
36:57Then I find out it's got this weird blood disease.
37:00Now I'm laying out $600 a month for doggy medicine for this month.
37:02I'm a genius, right?
37:04Now, don't be cynical.
37:06Did something nice.
37:06Made your wife happy.
37:10Now, let's talk about what's gonna make you happy.
37:19Yes, each new day in suburbia brings with it a new set of lies.
37:25The worst are the ones we tell ourselves before we fall asleep.
37:30We whisper them in the dark, telling ourselves we're happy.
37:36We're happy.
37:37Or, that he's happy.
37:43That we can change.
37:48Or, that he will change his mind.
37:55We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins.
38:07Or, that we can live without him.
38:12Yes, each night before we fall asleep, we lie to ourselves.
38:18In the desperate, desperate hope, that come morning, it will all be true.
38:24See you soon, until then.
38:25Bye.
38:26Bye.
38:27If you are seven, the rest is Monday, next day.
38:28Bye.