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00:11Castle Ducula
00:13Home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty
00:16Of vicious vampire ducks
00:19The Counts of Ducula
00:22Legend has it that these foul beings
00:25Can be destroyed by a snake through the heart
00:27Or exposure to sunlight
00:29This does not suffice, however
00:31For they may be brought back to life
00:33By means of a secret rite
00:35That can be performed once a century
00:38When the moon is in the 8th house of Aquarius
00:41Blood
00:41The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan
00:51In the heart of Transylvania
00:53In the vampire hall of fame
00:55There's not a vampire thing to gather
00:58Ducula
00:58He won't bite beast of man
01:01Cause he's a vegetarian
01:03And things never been planned for
01:06Ducula
01:07If you're looking for some fun
01:10You can always count upon
01:12The wild and wild one they call
01:14Ducula
01:16Count Ducula
01:18Count Ducula beware
01:33Little do you know
01:35But even now
01:36Your life hangs by a thread
01:38For in the topmost tant
01:39Of your horrible home
01:41A deadly sharp blade
01:43Is poised
01:45To cleave and hide
01:49At last success will be mine
01:55Next time I'm getting one of those ready sliced loaves
01:59And making things easier for myself
02:03It's nearly time to prepare my masterpiece
02:08My baby
02:10My own little creature
02:13The result of years of experiment
02:17Soon the bolt from the thunder will come
02:21And we caught and dropped into the mechanisms
02:25And you will live
02:26Then together we will destroy the house of Ducula
02:32That's of course if I can fix this fuse box
02:38So the most important experiment ever
02:41Once a fuse blows
02:45Hang on a second while I get a fuse
02:47Don't destroy anything till I get back
02:51And the great ugly things
02:53Strode across Transylvania
02:56Eating everything in sight
02:58Houses, roads, swamps, bird sanctuaries
03:03Food mixers and blenders
03:06With attachments
03:07Hey Eagle
03:08All this stuff about eating is making me peckish
03:10Not that I'd want to eat a house of course
03:13Probably wouldn't taste very nice
03:15All that patio furniture and double glazing
03:16Yuck
03:17Still, I wouldn't mind having a go at the icebox
03:20Oh, ducky-boos
03:22How can you think of your stomach
03:24When that horrid creature is destroying the world?
03:29The thing that ate Transylvania
03:32Don't be silly nanny
03:34It's only a story
03:34And a very far-fetched one at that
03:37Very, very, very, very far-fetched in my opinion
03:39What do you think, Igor?
03:41Personally, sir, it's not to my taste either
03:43Take the ending where the monster of the swamp
03:46Fight it out to the death
03:47Oh, trifle sentimental, don't you think?
03:50Yes
03:52Exactly
03:52And you are nanny, see?
03:54Even Igor thinks it's silly
03:55Oh, but darling duck
03:57What if it were true?
04:00What if there was a creature that ate everything?
04:03It might eat us all
04:05And the castle
04:06I think the old heap might give it indigestion
04:09Eh, Igor?
04:10I think she probably would, sir
04:12Yes
04:13No, no, not nanny, you idiot
04:15The castle
04:15I meant the castle
04:16Mind you, come to think of it
04:28That nanny was my stomach
04:30It's nature's way of telling me that I need a snack
04:33Oh, darling duck, I'm so scared
04:36Even my goose bumps have goose bumps
04:45Igor, put nanny down
04:47All that wobbling's making me feel quite queasy
04:52Oh, it's the monster
04:55No, it's not, it's not nanny
04:57It's thunder, you know, just thunder
04:59You know, giants, bowling
05:02Giants
05:03No, no, no, no, no, no
05:05Not giants, I never said anything
05:06Not giants
05:07Look, nanny, nanny, just calm down
05:09And I'll go and get a snack
05:14Don't leave me here alone
05:16But nanny, you're not alone
05:18You're here
05:19Igor's here
05:20I know he's not very good company
05:22And we can't see him very well at the moment
05:24But that's because you
05:26Oh
05:27Oh
05:28Oh
05:30Oh
05:30Oh
05:30Oh
05:31Ah
05:32Igor's not here after all
05:34Well, he's
05:35Well, I don't know where he is
05:37Oh
05:38Oh, come on then, nanny
05:39I suppose you'd better come with me
05:46Ah
05:48How wonderful
05:49It's so good
05:50To taste stale air once more
05:55And on such a night as this
05:56We, the killers
05:57Can be nothing but completely evil
06:01I hate everybody and everything
06:03I don't even like myself very much
06:07It's such a refreshing change
06:09To see some good acting, isn't it?
06:12Well, between ourselves
06:14I thought he was a little stiff
06:22And now to find somebody
06:24To be evil too
06:28Ah, young lady, excuse me
06:30You look like just the person
06:33To have a fuse
06:34Fuse?
06:35What's that?
06:37Yes, I have a lot of mechanical
06:40Argy-bargy upstairs
06:41And without the fuse
06:43None of this here
06:45Rigmarole is gonna work
06:46I think I have the very thing in the dun
06:48I mean, in the cellar
06:51Oh, the cellar
06:53Now, why didn't I think of that?
06:55Gee, what a dumb place to keep a fuse
06:58Okay, Cheeky
06:59Let's get on with it
07:11I would have to wake up with a headache
07:15What my mouth feels like
07:18The bottom of a trash can
07:21Oh, it is the bottom of a trash can
07:26Oh, metal
07:28I would have to be made from metal
07:31Why couldn't I be made from something nice like wood?
07:35Everybody likes wooden creatures
07:37But nobody likes metal
07:41I can tell even now I'm not going to be popular
07:46Oh, what I need
07:48Is an earthquake
07:53There you are
07:54Look, Nanny
07:54Absolutely no monsters
07:56Not a single monster in sight
07:58This is what you might call a monster-free zone
08:02Oh, but there's a lot of castle left
08:04It could be anywhere
08:06Eating away walls and cupboards and all sorts of stuff
08:11Yes, and that's what I'm going to be doing in a minute, Nanny
08:14Eating away all sorts of stuff
08:16Come on, Nanny
08:18Piece of knackwards
08:19Oh, I'm not going downstairs
08:22Oh, honesty, Nanny
08:23Why not?
08:25The monster might be down there
08:28Once and for all, Nanny
08:29There is
08:29Oh, what's the use?
08:32Look, Nanny, I'll tell you what
08:33You go upstairs
08:34Why?
08:34Because if the monster's downstairs
08:38He cannot be upstairs
08:40Can he?
08:45No
08:46Off you go then
08:47A Nanny has to do what a Nanny has to do
08:49Oh, very well
08:52But if I get eaten
08:55I'm giving in my notice
08:56Yes, Nanny
08:57You do that
09:01Come here, my friend
09:02There are fuses over here
09:04Dozens
09:05Dozens of them
09:06Oh, just one, Voodoo
09:07I'm not a greedy one
09:09Who's fixing
09:10This way
09:11This way
09:12And hurry
09:12Okay, okay
09:13I'm going as fast as I can
09:15Without seeing where I coming from
09:18Am
09:18Yeah, the fuse is there
09:22In the basket
09:23In here?
09:25Oh
09:25I can't say
09:28I can't see anything
09:29Just a little closer
09:31That's it
09:32Blood
09:34Blood
09:35I love it
09:36Go
09:37To call, master
09:39What?
09:40Master
09:41This is Dacula
09:43You fiend
09:44I will
09:45I will get my creature
09:47And destroy you
09:48Quick
09:49Mein Kredra
09:51Come to Papa
09:52You fool
09:53You ruined a perfectly good meal
09:55Oh
09:55I'm sorry, master
09:57I thought you were still in bed
09:59In bed?
09:59I should have your kneecaps
10:01What for your nose?
10:02Oh
10:02Thank you, master
10:03You're too good to me
10:05It's
10:06It's Igor
10:07Isn't it?
10:08You mean you don't recognize me, sir?
10:11Of course I recognize you
10:12I
10:12I was just making sure
10:14That you knew who you were, Igor
10:16How about you help me do a little evil tonight
10:21After all my hard work
10:24He's got it
10:25I think he's got it
10:28What sort of evil, master?
10:32I want to capture our little
10:33Von Gooseling friend
10:35And roast him slowly over a warm spoon
10:38And bury him out the back
10:40For later
10:41Oh, master
10:43A packed lunch
10:45Oh, how ingenious
10:47Yes
10:48Yes
10:49Go and fetch the spade, Igor
10:51Tonight is a really nasty night
10:54Eight hundred and five
10:55Eight hundred and six
10:58Eight hundred and seven
11:00Eight hundred and eight
11:03Hello?
11:04Is there anybody there?
11:08No monsters or nothing?
11:12Oh
11:13Oh
11:14Oh, look
11:16Just what Nanny wants
11:18A nice place to lie down
11:22Oh
11:23Oh
11:24Oh
11:25Oh, it's been a tiring day
11:28What with the weather
11:30And monsters and all
11:34Oh
11:35Oh
11:39Oh
11:40Oh
11:41Oh
11:41Oh
11:41Oh
11:42Oh
11:43Oh
11:45Oh
11:45Oh
11:45Oh
11:45Oh
11:46Oh
11:46Oh
11:46Oh
11:50Oh
11:50You'd think in a big place like this
11:52There would an aspirin be
11:54Oh
11:55And just look at it
11:56Dirty and dusty
11:58It's just the sort of place
12:00You'd expect a creature like me to live in, wouldn't you?
12:03I mean, nobody thinks of asking me where I'd like to live
12:07Oh
12:08What I really want
12:09The little cottage
12:11With the pretty curtains
12:12And the pot plants
12:14And the pond
12:15And the little fishes
12:16Evening, sir
12:17Lovely weather for creatures
12:20You see
12:22I'm even supposed to like this rotten weather
12:26One thousand three hundred and thirteen
12:31One thousand three hundred and fourteen
12:37There you are, you beautiful object
12:40What treasures lurk in your depths, I wonder
12:44Well, there's only one way to find out
12:46Open
12:48Sesame
12:49Now then
12:51Lettuce
12:51Tomatoes
12:52Cucumber
12:52A little brie
12:53Oh, there's some gorgonzola
12:54Mmm
12:55Mmm
12:55Oh, dear
12:56Brie or gorgonzola
12:57Decisions, decisions
12:59I know
13:00I'll have both
13:01Now, all I need is bread
13:03Ah, Igor
13:04There you are
13:05Have a nice trip, did you?
13:08A nice
13:08Never mind, Igor
13:11It's just a little joke
13:12Uh, now
13:13Do you think you could stop all this foolishness for a minute or two
13:15And do a bit of butlering, you know, for a change?
13:19Yes, sir, I am
13:20I'm getting you a spade
13:22Thank you
13:22A spade?
13:24A spade, Igor?
13:25What for?
13:25A spade?
13:26What would I...
13:26What do I want a spade for?
13:27I thought we would do some burying, sir
13:30No, no, not burying, Igor
13:32You know berries give me heartburn
13:33I am just making myself a sandwich
13:35And as you may or may not know
13:37Probably not knowing you
13:39A tomato, cucumber, lettuce, brie, onion, gorgonzola, and ketchup sandwich
13:43Is not a tomato, cucumber, lettuce, brie, onion, gorgonzola, and ketchup sandwich
13:48Without the secret ingredient
13:50Bread
13:51Oh, I thought your earlier good humor was too good to last
13:55I'll fetch some straight away, sir
13:57Uh, what's he on about?
13:58Hurry up with the bread, Igor, I'm hungry
14:00You won't be needing the spade, then, sir
14:03A spade?
14:03No, Igor
14:04I'll put the butter on with a knife
14:05What is the matter with this guy?
14:08Two thousand seven hundred and twenty-two
14:15Two thousand
14:18Seven hundred
14:21Und twenty-three
14:25Oh, next time
14:26I do all the experimenting
14:30In the basement
14:33Now to breathe life into mine creature
14:38By the wooden teeth of Otto von Klinkenhofer
14:42It is a miracle
14:43The creature is alive
14:47I have done it
14:48Oh, who said second-hand trash cans are good for nothing
14:52Come, mine beauty
14:53Rise up for papa
15:00Gee, genius I may be
15:02But beautician I ain't
15:04That is the ugliest creature I ever did see
15:07Sure, well, it's too late to be picky
15:10Come, mine love
15:12We have work to be done
15:14Count Dracula must be destroyed
15:18So I must just move from back yard to back yard
15:22Filled with rubbish
15:24Then emptied
15:25I can tell you
15:27It's no life being a trash can
15:29I hope I'm not balking you with all this
15:33One minute it's fetched the spade
15:35Then it's fetched the bread
15:37I wish he'd make up his mind
15:42Well, Igor
15:43Have you got the spade?
15:45Spade, sir
15:46But I thought you wanted bread
15:48No, no, you can't dig a hole with bread, Igor
15:51It would take too long
15:52No, I must have a spade and quickly
15:55It's nearly dawn
15:56Oh, sir
15:57You really are evil
15:59I knew my old eyes and ears had not deceived me
16:03I'll get it for you straight away
16:05Even better, Igor
16:06You go and start the digging
16:08And I'll fetch the main course
16:12This way, my lovely
16:14That's it
16:15Left, right
16:16And left, right
16:18I forget about the shortage of spare left feet
16:23So, right, right, right
16:27Now, let me see
16:29Was it right here or left or straight on?
16:39This could be a problem
16:41The one thing I didn't build in was a break
16:49Why is Igor taking so long with the bread?
16:51Probably because he's a loafer
16:53He's a loafer
16:54Oh, if he doesn't hurry up
16:56I'll be making the world's first breadless sandwich
17:03This mirror's filthy
17:04I must tell Igor to give it a good clean
17:09Oh, dear, oh dear
17:10You know, responsibility is a funny thing
17:13There I was a few short months ago
17:15We got a care in the world
17:16And then I get all this responsibility
17:19And look at me
17:21Look, sunken eyes
17:23And that flabby stomach
17:26Oh, and as for the face
17:28Oh, oh, the face
17:30Hold this a second, would you?
17:31Just look at that face
17:34It's plain for all to see
17:35I need a break
17:38Forgive me for pointing out the obvious
17:40But you know, of course, that vampires
17:43Have no reflection
17:44Of course we don't
17:46Everyone knows that we
17:47We
17:48What a beautiful throat you have
17:52It blends so neatly into your neck
17:56Yeah, and what a neck
17:58Just the right size for my teeth
18:00Help!
18:02Anyway, the outcome of it was
18:05I woke up with this terrible headache
18:08And it's been pounding away all day
18:11Help!
18:11Help!
18:12Help!
18:13Somebody stop that neck
18:14It's getting away
18:15And it's not really helped
18:18By people making so much noise
18:27No, no, not today, thank you, thank you
18:30I gave, I gave last week
18:32No, no, and there's nobody at home
18:33And anyway, they've all got measles
18:35And they're going on holiday tonight
18:37Now, right this minute
18:42Come, my little one
18:44Come to papa
18:46Oh, this is no time for getting lost
18:54Now, my little running buffet
18:56I have you at last
18:57No, no you haven't
18:59Nanny, Nanny
19:00Help!
19:01Oh, oh!
19:03My little ducky boos
19:05Don't worry
19:06Nanny's coming
19:11It's all right, darling duck
19:14It's only the sun coming up
19:22Boy, oh boy, oh boy
19:23That's what I call cracking up
19:25It's been happening for some time
19:27Only last week he was at the psychiatrist
19:30Oh, well, that proves it
19:31Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist
19:33They need their head examining
19:35Yes, of course
19:37If we can find it in the pieces
19:41There, there, my little ducky boos
19:46It's all right now
19:48Yes, yes, thank you
19:49Thank you very much
19:50I tell you, it's lucky that you came when you did, Nanny
19:52Another few seconds
19:54And I would have been forced to deal with him
19:56You know how brutal I can be when roused
19:58On the wrong arms, these hands could be lethal weapons
20:02Yes, that's right, dear
20:05Nanny understands
20:07Phew, all this excitement has made me hungry
20:10What's happened to Igor and that bread?
20:13If there's one place you shouldn't find yourself at dawn
20:17It's down a hole
20:19Here, little creaturekins
20:21Come to papa
20:27Excuse me, you haven't seen a creature down here
20:32Ego
20:33Help! Help! Help! Help!
20:37No!
20:38No, no, no, Nanny
20:39It was a monster
20:39A big, ugly thing
20:40Malevolent
20:41Malicious
20:42Mean
20:42And my word was
20:44It ferocious
20:45Oh, no, no, no
20:47You were right in the first place, young master
20:50There's no such thing as a monster
20:55So sorry to be a nuisance
20:56And please tell me if I am
20:58But you wouldn't happen to have an aspirin
21:01Would you mind head splitting?
21:03Look
21:05Well, if you haven't got an aspirin
21:09Anything into one of those dissolvable things
21:11Would be all right with the little bottles
21:13That go fizz, fizz, fizz
21:15Good night out there
21:16Whatever you are
21:25If you're feeling
21:26Or you're kind of
21:28Could be your man up with
21:31Docula
21:33If your knees go
21:34And your teeth go
21:36Maybe you'll bump into
21:38Docula
21:40He flies through the night
21:42Looking for a bite
21:44But he's back home by daylight
21:46Docula
21:48I'm kicking
21:50If you saw it all
21:52Or you're a little
21:53It's certain you run into
21:56Docula
21:57If your heart goes
22:00Or your mind goes
22:02Man you had a rush with
22:04Docula
22:06Search out for the
22:08Beware of the
22:10Who you'll never meet with
22:12Docula
22:13Count Docula
22:15Tom
22:29Am
22:30You
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