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00:00:48The car's here.
00:00:48It's nine o'clock already.
00:00:50We're going to miss our flight.
00:00:52Travelers checks passports.
00:00:53Do you have the tickets, darling?
00:00:54Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?
00:00:56Oops.
00:00:56Oh, I know we've forgotten something.
00:00:58I just know we've forgotten something.
00:00:59Roddy, where are you?
00:01:02We'll be back in a few days.
00:01:03So here's enough food for you.
00:01:05Here's a little more.
00:01:06Tabitha?
00:01:07Here's a little more.
00:01:08I hope you're not overfeeding him.
00:01:09Of course not, Mum.
00:01:11Come on, Tabitha.
00:01:13Bye, Roddy.
00:01:13We don't want to miss our holiday.
00:01:15I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:01:26When the cat's away, the mice will play.
00:01:32The holiday starts now, everyone.
00:01:35Music, maestro.
00:01:43Hey, what are you all standing around for?
00:01:46I've got a big day planned.
00:01:47Let's go, people.
00:01:49Chop, chop.
00:01:52Nope.
00:01:52Nope.
00:01:53Nope.
00:01:54Nope.
00:01:55Nope.
00:01:55Nope.
00:01:56Nope.
00:01:56Nope.
00:02:08Buckle up, everyone.
00:02:21Four.
00:02:26Oops.
00:02:27Sorry.
00:02:31Game point.
00:02:33Service.
00:02:33We win.
00:02:34We win, team.
00:02:35We win.
00:02:38Ooh.
00:02:40Juck.
00:02:41Cause it'll give me time to pick.
00:02:43If I had a chance, I'd as well.
00:02:46I'll be dancing.
00:02:46I'll be dancing with myself.
00:02:49I'll be dancing with myself.
00:02:54Oh, well, there's nothing to lose.
00:02:56There's nothing to prove.
00:02:57I'll be dancing with myself.
00:02:59Oh, well, I'll be dancing.
00:03:03I'll be dancing.
00:03:08Oh, well, I'll be dancing with myself.
00:03:09Having a good time, darling?
00:03:11Oh, thank you.
00:03:22See you tomorrow.
00:03:28Ah.
00:03:35Good night, good night, good night, good night, good night, good night, yeah, well, good night then, Roddy.
00:03:55What was that?
00:03:59Who's there?
00:04:01Wake up. I think there's someone in the house. Sarge, wake up!
00:04:08Approaching enemy lines.
00:04:17I'm armed and ready.
00:04:19I see you, Sarge.
00:04:21Give up your weapons of mass destruction.
00:04:23Come and get me, enemy of freedom.
00:04:26That's enough.
00:04:26I see you, Sarge.
00:04:27I see you, Sarge.
00:04:27Get ready. Till Mars.
00:04:28Get my role.
00:04:30How?
00:04:31I see you, Sarge.
00:04:39Huh.
00:04:42Huh?
00:04:46Yee-haw!
00:04:47Huh?
00:04:48Huh?
00:04:51Huh?
00:05:17Woah...
00:05:20They do not, repeat not, have food like this in a sewer.
00:05:24A sewer rat.
00:05:26Who? Who? What? How did you get here?
00:05:29I don't know.
00:05:30One minute, I'm in the pub.
00:05:32Next thing you know, it's a bus, Walter Mane.
00:05:36Off I go shooting up the pipes.
00:05:38And, well, here I am.
00:05:40Hi, have a plunger. We can shoot you right back.
00:05:46Do you like seafood?
00:05:47Can I call you a cab?
00:05:50See? Food!
00:05:53Have you got a TV?
00:05:55Well, yes.
00:05:55Say no more.
00:05:57No, no, no. Leave that.
00:05:58No, no, no. Don't touch anything.
00:06:02Would you look at the size of that monster?
00:06:10Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.
00:06:14It's the match of the century.
00:06:16Look at the final.
00:06:17The FIFA World Cup final.
00:06:19England.
00:06:19Yes!
00:06:20Boom!
00:06:21Live this Sunday.
00:06:22Be there.
00:06:23This place is great.
00:06:24I'm staying here forever.
00:06:27What?
00:06:30Game point.
00:06:31Service.
00:06:32We win.
00:06:33We win.
00:06:43Right, my friend.
00:06:45You don't belong here.
00:06:47I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.
00:06:49I would not do that if I was you, pal.
00:06:53Let me lay this out for you.
00:06:55This place is mine now.
00:06:57Sid says jump.
00:06:58You say how high.
00:07:00Hey, comprende.
00:07:01Now, fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves.
00:07:04Oh, and be snappy about it.
00:07:05Um, yes, sir.
00:07:08Right away, sir.
00:07:10That's more like it.
00:07:11But before breakfast is served, uh, perhaps, sir, would care to take a whirl in the jacuzzi.
00:07:18A jacuzzi.
00:07:21Hmm.
00:07:24You know what you are?
00:07:25You're a real gentleman.
00:07:26Well, for a hard day of navigating sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
00:07:33That looks so inviting.
00:07:36Yes, yes.
00:07:36The water looks perfect.
00:07:38Now, you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going.
00:07:43Right.
00:07:43In we go.
00:07:46Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:48I know we got off on the wrong foot before, right?
00:07:50But, you know, I really think we're going to get along, don't you?
00:07:54Swimmingly.
00:07:57Be seeing you, my friend.
00:08:01You, Blanca, you think I don't know a toilet when I see one?
00:08:05You were going to flush me down the loo.
00:08:07No, no, no, no.
00:08:08It's a big jacuzzi, deluxe model.
00:08:10But then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will you?
00:08:13No, not the lever.
00:08:14Have mercy.
00:08:15No, I can't swim.
00:08:16Bon voyage, me old cream cracker.
00:08:19Hold your nose.
00:08:20You can't do this.
00:08:21You were going to try and flush me.
00:08:22Let's see how you like it.
00:08:47Do you see my dad?
00:08:50No!
00:09:27Oh no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't!
00:09:31Swim.
00:09:35I'm in the sewer!
00:09:38Oh no!
00:09:50Oh!
00:09:58Help!
00:09:58Hello? Hello? Hello?
00:10:01Help? Help? Help?
00:10:05I'm gonna open my eyes and I'm gonna be home. It's all a bad dream.
00:10:09Oh, I'm not home! I wanna go home!
00:10:11Stop it! Stop it! Run it!
00:10:13Stop it! I wanna go home!
00:10:15I can't! I'm just frightened!
00:10:17Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
00:10:20All right, ruddy old man.
00:10:22You can get yourself out of here.
00:10:24And you will.
00:10:25Never forget. The blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins.
00:10:51The way out?
00:10:53Yes!
00:10:55Oh no!
00:10:57Oh!
00:10:58Oh!
00:10:58Oh!
00:11:05Hey, that took me three years to drown.
00:11:08I'm terribly sorry. I...
00:11:09Three years?
00:11:10I just finished it this morning.
00:11:12Three years?
00:11:13Oh!
00:11:14Oh!
00:11:15Oh!
00:11:15Oh!
00:11:16Oh!
00:11:17Oh!
00:11:17Oh!
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:33Oh!
00:11:34Oh!
00:11:36Oh!
00:11:37Oh!
00:11:38Oh!
00:11:39Oh!
00:11:46what's wrong is it a bird is it a plane is that guy wearing my underpants make him move honey
00:11:53boy
00:11:53you got a face like a frying pan come on honey i don't think he speaks english hey he moved
00:12:00did you get it got it oh sorry sorry it's coming what where who that's great blood
00:12:09those floodgates won't hold forever you know we're doomed oh you think you can back away from
00:12:16the truth oh no hello hello what's all this then oh thank heavens a policeman this wacko has been
00:12:23chasing after me morning harold morning colin how are you i can't complain let's go keep an eye on this
00:12:29one now he's a bit of a loony what we're doomed are you kidding me right let's give you a
00:12:35police escort
00:12:36home then oh great um i live in kensington up up there the the surface up top oh no no
00:12:44no no no no
00:12:45no the humans don't like our sort speak for yourself they're like me very much up there
00:12:51oh i don't like your attitude i've got my eye on you sunshine
00:12:59so you're trying to get up top me hearty yes
00:13:07there's one person around here might be able to help you might really shady customer
00:13:14the captain of the jammy dodger if you can find it i know where it is
00:13:28and remember the name of the boats the jammy dodger
00:13:33uh thanks for bringing me this far you're welcome
00:14:02hello
00:14:05uh permission to come aboard
00:14:10ahoy there
00:14:11uh
00:14:36sorry i didn't mean to intrude mr uh captain skipper thingy
00:14:40hey that's miss captain skipper thingy to you
00:14:45oops what are you doing on my boat look i've had a really bad day and i just need your
00:14:50help
00:14:50you see i've been thrown out of my own home i've been flushed out my own toilet
00:14:53yeah thank you too much information i've got my own problems mate
00:14:56she's around here somewhere
00:14:58stay down
00:14:59and keep quiet
00:15:04why who are we hiding from i said
00:15:07there's rats after me you'd like to kill me
00:15:10i'll contain my amazement
00:15:13all right all right quiet as a mouse
00:15:27you idiot sorry about that i'll be off then
00:15:56let me go you pink-eyed freak
00:16:00i'm upset now
00:16:03whatever's going on here i assure you i'm not involved
00:16:05ah i'm an innocent bystander
00:16:09rita rita rita
00:16:11i don't have your stupid ruby
00:16:41okay are we going to do it the easy way or the hard way
00:16:46oh i think we should do it the easy way don't you spike
00:16:49all right check the tin good girl see why this is how to do it
00:16:58watch and learn my son watch and
00:17:07was it in there right rip it up legs
00:17:13hey you get your filthy paws off my stuff
00:17:18it's in here somewhere i can feel it in me guts
00:17:21that'll be last night's curry spike i'm the same i've got a bum like a japanese flag
00:17:26would you please tell these people i'm not involved in this fine all right all right listen
00:17:31up this gentleman he's not from around here thank you just look how nicely he's dressed oh thank you
00:17:37and why because he's an international jewel thief precisely what no no he stole the ruby from me
00:17:45and if you just put me down no no all right it's time to bring out the persuader
00:17:54your choice mate you can talk now or you can talk later ain't that right persuader yeah
00:18:00in a much higher voice the persuader's alive spike you'll be singing like a tea kettle
00:18:08ha ha good one persuader i don't even know her i don't know anything about anything careful miss
00:18:14you linger yourself oh i know where it is i know where it is come on in spit it out
00:18:20don't you dare
00:18:21look at the bottom i mean is it me or is it oddly shaped you little snitch
00:18:27the booties in the booty oh thanks mate the boss is gonna be so happy with us you're toast
00:18:51so you're from up top i i used to work in a laboratory up top yeah big shampoo job i
00:18:59was dark
00:19:00gray when we started yeah still it cleared up me dandruff
00:19:07the world cup has now become the most popular sporting event in the world and in two short days
00:19:12england we're back germany in the final got it boss the ruby i found it well technically it's right it
00:19:21was millicent that found it um actually uh the name's roddy uh and and and in exchange for my
00:19:28assistance i was hoping you might uh you might help me out of the pickle i'm in
00:19:39hello rita hello handsome and who is this is your new boyfriend a waiter boyfriend waiter
00:19:51the prize returns to me
00:19:56did you imagine that i would let you steal it from me what that jewel belongs to my father and
00:20:02you
00:20:02know it your father a good for nothing scavenger just like his daughter uh excuse me actually
00:20:10i'm the one that found your ruby so you um perhaps you'll be generous enough to repay the favor and
00:20:19help me get home help me dispose of them no no no please i just want to get home to
00:20:27kensington
00:20:30kensington the royal borough up top uh yes up top huzzah a man of quality finally somebody gets it
00:20:43come let me show you my private collection i know you'll find it diverting
00:20:53my shrine to beauty works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved royal family victoria's bust
00:21:02brought in porcelain classy quite lifelike wouldn't you say it's as if you were here
00:21:09hmm smooth to the touch easy tiger but come let us restore the heart and highlight of my collection
00:21:20this ruby fallen from the very brow of ancient kings a true crown jewel
00:21:32well what do you think he's a madman run away pardon me my fly is undone
00:21:41well your rubies certainly is a biggie indeed how did it ever find me here in the underbelly of the
00:21:50world in this dark low place yes speaking of which i'd love to see more of your collection it's very
00:21:59amusing but i do amusing uh didn't you say i'd find it amusing i said you'd find it diverting
00:22:06not amusing ah well when i said amusing i really meant it in the sense of the ancient greek muse
00:22:13the
00:22:13goddess of inspiration
00:22:28smashing
00:22:32oh heaven help me ice em ice the boats let's see if there's anything good in the fridge
00:22:41hmm
00:22:43former enemies one and all a catalogue of thieves double-crossers and do gooders
00:22:52prepare to meet your maker your ice maker
00:22:58makes me laugh every time that one shut that door
00:23:05liquid nitrogen apple freezes instantly there's a paper clip in my back pocket see if you can get it
00:23:11in the pocket in the pocket
00:23:18blimey it's cold that's why i wore me mittens huh
00:23:22men don't wear mittens take them off you're embarrassing me well it's some right for you
00:23:27you got little hands got it they don't get as cold i ain't got little hands yeah you have
00:23:33you got ladies hands they might be small but they're lethal weapons these you got your mother's hands
00:23:40you got your hands put your hands together
00:23:56goodbye vermin
00:24:03now let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection
00:24:13the prize returns to me
00:24:19you big fat sliming airbag
00:24:23after them
00:24:27why are you stopping don't we have a plan
00:24:29wait wait wait wait wait you can't just leave me here
00:24:51i don't have a whole both of us
00:24:59you're right
00:25:01toodaloo no no wait
00:25:03freeze
00:25:07oh no no no no no don't break there are things i want to do sites i want to see
00:25:14that wasn't on the list
00:25:16ah hey
00:25:21do something
00:25:31keep your legs straight when you hit the water
00:25:38i kept me legs straight spike oh
00:25:42ow
00:25:44all good grief that's high uh quite high rather high so very very high
00:26:15if she can do it here goes
00:26:36And gently down.
00:26:44Rita? Rita?
00:26:51Oh, where is she? Rita?
00:26:55Target at 12 o'clock.
00:26:57Oh, come on!
00:27:02Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.
00:27:10Rita!
00:27:12Over there!
00:27:32You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent.
00:27:39Keep your legs straight.
00:27:53What are you? Some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!
00:27:57I haven't got your ruby!
00:28:02Okay.
00:28:04Well, now I've got your ruby.
00:28:12Please be careful.
00:28:13That ruby means a lot to me.
00:28:15It's priceless.
00:28:17Well done.
00:28:19It's a fake.
00:28:20No, it's blimmin' not! It's real!
00:28:22No, no, no, look. It's just glass.
00:28:24It's real.
00:28:25Fake.
00:28:26Real.
00:28:26Fake.
00:28:27Real.
00:28:27Fake.
00:28:28Real.
00:28:30Look, look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this.
00:28:38There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby.
00:28:42Ah, right. I probably shouldn't have done that.
00:28:45But look on the bright side.
00:28:47I've saved your neck.
00:28:48I mean, once the toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it.
00:28:51Roddy St. James saves the day.
00:28:55Oh!
00:28:59Creep!
00:28:59You tried to do somebody a favor, then...
00:29:01Ow!
00:29:02A favor?
00:29:03That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown!
00:29:07It fell down the drains of Buckingham Palace!
00:29:10Well, uh, maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry.
00:29:12Keep still!
00:29:14Can we just talk about this?
00:29:16Real or not, that ruby was gonna change my life!
00:29:21Punching Chinese take-out.
00:29:22Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman!
00:29:24She's got crayons!
00:29:25Okay, I won't take a chow man.
00:29:26With a wonton?
00:29:27No, crayons!
00:29:28No wonton.
00:29:29You want rice?
00:29:30Fried or white?
00:29:32No!
00:29:32Wait!
00:29:32You want wonton or white?
00:29:34Uh, cancel that order.
00:29:37Rita?
00:29:38Just go away, please.
00:29:42Um...
00:29:43I'm sorry.
00:29:45Tch!
00:29:46Sorry?
00:29:48Me and my dad worked these drains for years.
00:29:52He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby!
00:29:56It was gonna be the answer to all our prayers.
00:29:59And now it turns out it was a stupid fake.
00:30:05Well...
00:30:06Maybe I can make it up to you.
00:30:08Get stuffed.
00:30:09No, no, no.
00:30:10I mean it.
00:30:11See, back at my place we've got a jewelry box crammed with rubies and diamonds, real ones.
00:30:15So...
00:30:16All you have to do is get me home to Kensington.
00:30:20And I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
00:30:26How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish?
00:30:30Well...
00:30:31I suppose you'll just have to trust me.
00:30:35I must be out of my mind.
00:30:37All right.
00:30:38You got yourself a deal.
00:30:43Go on.
00:30:45You two.
00:30:48Your own hand.
00:31:00Where are those idiots?
00:31:03It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.
00:31:06Is that right?
00:31:08Oh, come on out, my lovelies.
00:31:10Cheer your old dad up.
00:31:13Poor daddy.
00:31:14Surrounded by filthy rats in this joyless, sunless void.
00:31:20But don't worry, little man.
00:31:22Daddy will get rid of them all.
00:31:24He will.
00:31:26They'll all be daddy-witty.
00:31:33What?
00:31:33Did you find it?
00:31:35Huh?
00:31:36Ah!
00:31:37Did you find it?
00:31:38Ah!
00:31:39Well...
00:31:39You got most of it, boss.
00:31:42Forget the ruby!
00:31:44It's the master cable that I want.
00:31:46The one that grubby creature Retire took.
00:31:49Oh!
00:31:50Without it, my plan is ruined!
00:31:54Okay, Chief.
00:31:55Yeah, for getting the ruby rubies gone.
00:31:57You see, you see?
00:31:59Moving on, we are now your cable guys.
00:32:01Focused.
00:32:03Cable-centric, boss.
00:32:05You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final.
00:32:08Oh, great!
00:32:09Are we watching the game together, boss?
00:32:12Just get the cable!
00:32:14Keep your legs straight!
00:32:17Are you sure we should be stopping with all those goons on our tail?
00:32:20We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we?
00:32:24Is that a house?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27And it's very dangerous.
00:32:29So...
00:32:30Why don't you wait here?
00:32:31Waiting here?
00:32:32Excellent idea.
00:32:34Watch out for the piranha.
00:32:37Free!
00:32:37Ah!
00:32:39Ah!
00:32:40Ah!
00:32:45Here you go, honey.
00:32:46You too, Seamus.
00:32:47Mean me.
00:32:48Get your finger out your nose.
00:32:49Fergus.
00:32:50Jojo, no biting.
00:32:51Oh, that is well good.
00:32:53Rita!
00:32:56Ta-da!
00:32:59Rita's back!
00:33:01Oh, Rita!
00:33:02Ma!
00:33:02Oh, ma!
00:33:03Thank goodness you're safe.
00:33:09Rita!
00:33:10Hello, Dad.
00:33:12Give us a hug, girl!
00:33:15Oh!
00:33:16Oh!
00:33:18Oh!
00:33:20Oh!
00:33:21Oi, Mum!
00:33:21There's a peeping Tom outside!
00:33:23Tom!
00:33:24Oh!
00:33:25Who's Tom Jones?
00:33:27Mother, it's not Tom Jones.
00:33:29That's...
00:33:30That's just my passenger.
00:33:31Ooh, he's very good looking.
00:33:33He is not coming in.
00:33:37Soup's on!
00:33:39Oof.
00:33:40It's lovely fags, Mum!
00:33:49So, how long have you been Rita's boyfriend?
00:33:52He's not my boyfriend.
00:33:54So, are you gonna make an honest woman of my daughter?
00:33:57Dad?
00:33:58Well, we were sort of thinking of a spring wedding, weren't we, Creampa?
00:34:02Look, I just want all of you to know he's...
00:34:04Tom Jones!
00:34:05Oh!
00:34:06Oh!
00:34:07So, your name is Roddy.
00:34:09Is that right?
00:34:10Yes, that's right.
00:34:11Roddy St James.
00:34:12What a beautiful name.
00:34:13Hi, Roddy.
00:34:14And who might you be, little chap?
00:34:16They call me Shockey.
00:34:17And why do they call you that?
00:34:19Oh!
00:34:20Yes!
00:34:21Got it, Rita!
00:34:22Where are you taking this handsome young man, then, eh?
00:34:25Well, actually, that's why I need your maps, Dad.
00:34:28Because he's from, er...
00:34:30...up top.
00:34:31Ugh!
00:34:35Kitchen.
00:34:36Now.
00:34:37Oh!
00:34:38See us a song, Tom!
00:34:41I'm not saying it isn't whiskey.
00:34:43Yeah, but it's impossible, Rita.
00:34:45No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park.
00:34:48Once the Cullen gets you...
00:34:49Dad, Dad, Dad.
00:34:50He's gonna pay us.
00:34:51For the last time, we don't need the money.
00:34:58The new stove might be nice.
00:35:02Oh!
00:35:03Go, Tom!
00:35:04Go!
00:35:06Speak to my heart!
00:35:08You rock young for you!
00:35:11Come on!
00:35:12Come here!
00:35:12Oh!
00:35:13Come on!
00:35:15Oh!
00:35:15Oh!
00:35:15Oh!
00:35:15Oh!
00:35:16Oh!
00:35:16Oh!
00:35:18Rita!
00:35:19It's okay!
00:35:20It's me, Liam!
00:35:21Quick!
00:35:21In the kitchen!
00:35:23Look at those moves!
00:35:24I love you, Tom!
00:35:26This bloke isn't who he says he is.
00:35:28His real name is Millicent Bystander.
00:35:31He's an international jewel thief.
00:35:32A mastermind.
00:35:33A super criminal.
00:35:34Looks like he crossed the toad and got away with it.
00:35:37He's a dangerous man, but I'm a thinker.
00:35:38I've got a plan.
00:35:40Whoa, whoa!
00:35:40She bop, bop, bop, bop, bop!
00:35:43Ma!
00:35:44Oh!
00:35:45Too kind!
00:35:46That was brilliant!
00:35:47Oh, it was nothing.
00:35:48So, you're from up top?
00:35:50Yes.
00:35:50I've met one of your lad before.
00:35:52Oh, really?
00:35:53Used to be some old lady's pet.
00:35:55That's nice.
00:35:56Terribly lonely for him, though.
00:35:58He had no one to talk to.
00:35:59No one to cuddle with.
00:36:02No one to shocky.
00:36:03Well, that's no life, is it?
00:36:07Oh!
00:36:08I'd better get these dishes started.
00:36:11Oh, oh, oh, please.
00:36:12Come with me.
00:36:14Oh!
00:36:14They're such a gentleman.
00:36:16Great!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:18So, I hand Roddy over to the toad and claim the reward.
00:36:22Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives.
00:36:25Is that the idea?
00:36:26Yeah, the toad will pay a fortune for him.
00:36:28And he's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it, really?
00:36:31Oh, you cheeky little monkey.
00:36:32I won't have no son of mine acting the rat.
00:36:35We Malones never go back on our word.
00:36:38He's gonna steal your boat.
00:36:39He won't steal my boat.
00:36:40He's stealing your boat.
00:36:41He isn't stealing my...
00:36:43He stole your boat.
00:36:44What?
00:36:45It's like Robin Hood in reverse.
00:36:50Oi!
00:36:50I thought we had a deal.
00:36:52So did I.
00:36:54I thought it was supposed to be a freak.
00:36:55Oh!
00:36:58This is emergency.
00:36:59Get out of the way.
00:37:00Emergency.
00:37:01Be clear.
00:37:02I'm coming, Mr. Jones.
00:37:04I'm coming.
00:37:04Oh, marry me, Mr. Jones.
00:37:06Roddy!
00:37:12Oh, that double-crossing little schemer.
00:37:15I don't need her.
00:37:15I mean, anyone can get out and say, look at me.
00:37:20All right, Sid.
00:37:21You're in for a big surprise.
00:37:22Look out!
00:37:25Sorry.
00:37:29Sid's tattoo and hot dog parlor.
00:37:31It's Roddy.
00:37:32Remember me?
00:37:34The butler.
00:37:35Roddy!
00:37:36Listen, you.
00:37:37If you're still there, when I get back...
00:37:40Back?
00:37:40Back?
00:37:41And how are you gonna do that, then, Roddy?
00:37:44What was that?
00:37:45Well, gotta go, Rodders.
00:37:46I find one thing out of place.
00:37:48Ah!
00:37:49Ah!
00:38:10Here's a little song I wrote.
00:38:12You might want to sing it, note for note.
00:38:16Don't worry.
00:38:19Be happy.
00:38:21Don't worry.
00:38:22Be happy now.
00:38:23Oh.
00:38:28Where are they hiding?
00:38:32Think...
00:38:33Think...
00:38:34To find a rat, you gotta think like a rat.
00:38:40Hey, guys.
00:38:41I've had a tip-off.
00:38:43They're heading west, to Kensington.
00:38:47Bingo!
00:38:49Scrabble.
00:38:50Haha.
00:38:50Enough, games.
00:38:51To the rat-mobiles.
00:38:54Okay, okay.
00:38:56We can fix it.
00:38:57Yes, we can.
00:38:58Well, I'll be seated as...
00:39:00Ah!
00:39:01The early major burn to the hand there!
00:39:03Smell of burning flesh!
00:39:04Maybe I should just...
00:39:06Ow!
00:39:08Ah!
00:39:10Ah!
00:39:11Ah!
00:39:11Ah!
00:39:12Ah!
00:39:13Ah!
00:39:15That really hurt!
00:39:16Start, you worthless, old pile of rubbish, you...
00:39:19You useless, unreliable, untrustworthy, double-crossing, two-faced, conniving little toe-rag!
00:39:28Ha!
00:39:29Ha!
00:39:30Oh-ho!
00:39:31So-ho-ho, I'm the double-crosser!
00:39:33Oh, yes, that's rich!
00:39:35I overheard everything!
00:39:37Yes, you and your family were gonna sell me to the toad!
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You dipstick!
00:39:44That was my stupid little brother's plan!
00:39:46And no one listens to him!
00:39:49Ah!
00:39:50Must have missed that part.
00:39:51How could you think I'd sell you out?
00:39:53Um...
00:39:53When I make a deal, I make a deal!
00:39:57Your hair's on fire.
00:39:59What?
00:39:59Ow!
00:40:00Ow!
00:40:03Rita, look.
00:40:04I-I'm sorry, alright?
00:40:06I-I was wrong, and...
00:40:07I think we should just-just put it behind us.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:12I suppose I can put it behind me.
00:40:15This...
00:40:16is such an overreaction!
00:40:19Rita!
00:40:20You can't just leave me here on a-
00:40:23on a dock!
00:40:24Up the creek without a-
00:40:27You're getting everything you deserve.
00:40:30Sneaking around, eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
00:40:33I was not sneaking around.
00:40:36Right.
00:40:38I say, you can-
00:40:39You can't really intend to just tram me like this.
00:40:43You're not that heartless.
00:40:45Okay, maybe you are.
00:40:46Look!
00:40:47If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught!
00:40:50I'm on a dock!
00:40:52Begging!
00:41:05I'm on a dock!
00:41:07I know.
00:41:09I know.
00:41:13You're on a dock!
00:41:14But you left me stuck, stranded on a dock
00:41:16What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy
00:41:19Not me, that's Roddy, St. James of Kensington
00:41:22Poor, poor Roddy, flushed out his own potty
00:41:28Rita, can't you find it in your heart?
00:41:32To help him
00:41:34How mean can one rat be?
00:41:37I was called Rita
00:41:39Won't you be sweeter to me?
00:41:49Am I forgiven?
00:41:51No, I was just afraid you'd sing another verse
00:41:53Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping, I swear to you
00:41:56Oh, really?
00:42:00What were you doing then, Roddy?
00:42:03Well, I was actually just watching you with your family
00:42:07And thinking how lucky you were
00:42:21Lucky, stuck with you
00:42:24So our deal's still on?
00:42:26Sure it is
00:42:33Look, I really want to help out more around here
00:42:36Just give me a job, anything
00:42:38Engineer, navigator
00:42:39I could drive for a bit if you like
00:42:44He can't summon your own size!
00:42:46You heard it, Captain Chaps?
00:42:47Get lost!
00:42:48There's no room for passengers on this boat
00:42:52Go!
00:42:58I'm the captain and I say go left!
00:43:00Would that be for all starboard, Spike?
00:43:03Here they are!
00:43:05Don't get them, legs!
00:43:18Wait for it, wait for it
00:43:21Come and have a go if you think you're fast enough
00:43:30Hold on, Roddy!
00:43:32Get that cable, lads!
00:43:42You may now kiss the bride
00:43:50Congratulations, by the way
00:43:55Rita!
00:44:02Can we go a little faster, please?
00:44:04We don't have to
00:44:08Go, go, purple custard!
00:44:24End of the line, Millicent
00:44:28Come here!
00:44:32Rita!
00:44:33Try and go right!
00:44:34What?
00:44:35Just trust me!
00:44:36I hope you know what you're doing!
00:44:40Now, head for the rope!
00:44:42Okay!
00:44:44Whoa!
00:44:53Oh, no!
00:44:57Well done, Roddy!
00:44:59Hooray!
00:44:59We did it!
00:45:00We did it!
00:45:02We didn't do it!
00:45:04Whoa!
00:45:06Whoa!
00:45:06Are there any chance of getting me back on the boat?
00:45:12Thank you
00:45:13You're welcome
00:45:15Are you sure about this, Spike?
00:45:17These things are supposed to be dangerous
00:45:19Danger is my middle name
00:45:22I thought it was Leslie
00:45:32Just fall
00:45:33Just fall
00:45:34Eid properly
00:45:34Rita!
00:45:35Do something!
00:45:36Quick!
00:45:36Any...
00:45:37Hang on tight!
00:45:42Whoa!
00:45:45Whoa!
00:45:46Ha ha ha ha!
00:45:48Ha ha!
00:45:50Uh oh
00:45:52Any last requests?
00:45:55Yes, yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat screaming like a girl?
00:45:59What?
00:46:13Oh dear.
00:46:21Yes.
00:46:31Look out!
00:46:38Get down, foreigners!
00:46:48Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us?
00:46:50You incompetent cheese eaters! You let them escape!
00:46:58It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibian's job.
00:47:02When is he? Why is he always late?
00:47:06Ooh.
00:47:08En garde!
00:47:10Don't! Hurry!
00:47:13The frog.
00:47:21Bonjour.
00:47:22True.
00:47:23You're late, the frog.
00:47:24Fashionably late.
00:47:26My annoying English cousin.
00:47:28I know no other way.
00:47:29Now listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable.
00:47:35It's all right, boss. We've got another one.
00:47:39A master cable of unique design and purpose.
00:47:43I want it back.
00:47:45Don't worry. I'll get it back for you.
00:47:47Once it is returned, my plan will be complete.
00:47:51To wash away, once and for all, the curse, the scourge of...
00:47:58...rats.
00:48:02Forgive me, my warty English cousin, but this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good for you.
00:48:08You are becoming what we friends call...
00:48:11...le fruitcake.
00:48:14Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise.
00:48:19Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again.
00:48:23My memoirs.
00:48:25Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.
00:48:30Ah, mon dieu.
00:48:33Of all the pets in Buckingham, Paris, the young Prince Charles fancied me the best.
00:48:40Ah.
00:48:40We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon, sharing that sweet and ever-magical bond between boy and
00:48:49toad.
00:48:50You're gonna make me throb.
00:48:52We were inseparable until...
00:48:55...it arrived.
00:48:57That right.
00:48:59While the poor boy's head was turned, I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.
00:49:08I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right?
00:49:15Aye.
00:49:17Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark, so cold, so terrible.
00:49:23You find my pain funny?
00:49:26I find everyone's pain funny but my own.
00:49:29I'm French.
00:49:30Just get the cable!
00:49:33Hange trucks!
00:49:36We have a mission.
00:49:38Let nothing stand in our way.
00:49:40We leave immediately.
00:49:43What about dinner?
00:49:48We leave in five hours.
00:49:56Love, love, love, love, love.
00:50:02Mmm.
00:50:04This is quite tasty.
00:50:06Thanks.
00:50:07I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, six raisins and a box of rice.
00:50:12Rice?
00:50:14What's that urge from deep inside?
00:50:18The need to hurl won't be denied.
00:50:21That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.
00:50:30Well, that explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in.
00:50:34You know, I think we did pretty well today.
00:50:39I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not...
00:50:44Do I hear an actual compliment coming?
00:50:48Never mind.
00:50:49No, no, no. Say it.
00:50:51Well, you're not entirely the useless, whiny, stuck-up, pompous big gold blouse I thought you were.
00:50:57Yeah. Was that so hard?
00:50:59Well, we better get some rest if we're gonna get you home tomorrow.
00:51:03Catch.
00:51:09Tell me about yourself, Roddy.
00:51:12Oh, there's, uh, not much to tell.
00:51:14You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do.
00:51:19I'm, uh...
00:51:21I'm in a boy band.
00:51:23What?
00:51:24Yeah, yeah. I'm the posh one.
00:51:26I'm serious.
00:51:28Tell me about your life up top.
00:51:30Friends? Family?
00:51:33Uh...
00:51:34You do have a family, don't you?
00:51:36Of course I do.
00:51:38Brothers, sisters, cousins.
00:51:40Yeah, we're quite a clan.
00:51:41Oh, you wouldn't believe the fun we have.
00:51:44Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing.
00:51:47It's just, just so great.
00:51:51No wonder you wanna get home.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:56Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want.
00:52:01Goodnight.
00:52:03Goodnight, Roddy.
00:52:07Goodnight.
00:52:08Goodnight.
00:52:10Goodnight.
00:52:13Goodnight.
00:52:15Goodnight.
00:52:16Goodnight.
00:52:17Goodnight, Roddy.
00:52:19Don't let the bedbugs bite.
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:25Hmm.
00:52:26Hmm.
00:52:43Wakey, wakey.
00:52:45We're getting close to Kensington.
00:52:47Tie down anything loose, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
00:52:50Cool.
00:52:51Aye, aye, Captain.
00:53:04Ah, thank you.
00:53:05Yo, welcome.
00:53:07Ah!
00:53:07Bonjour!
00:53:08Bonjour!
00:53:10Bonjour!
00:53:11Bonjour!
00:53:11Ah!
00:53:12Who invited you on board?
00:53:14Hop it!
00:53:15Hop it!
00:53:15Ah!
00:53:17The English little girlie.
00:53:19She's so aggressive.
00:53:20Ugh!
00:53:22La frog!
00:53:24I like a woman with a little fire.
00:53:29You're going to pay for that, my little chocolate croissant!
00:53:33But first, a word from our sponsor.
00:53:36Marcel?
00:53:53I should've known.
00:53:55Well done, La frog.
00:53:57I salute you, sir.
00:53:59Now then, Rita, hand it over.
00:54:02Hand what over?
00:54:03Hmm.
00:54:05This dance of deception must end.
00:54:08Return what you have stolen from me.
00:54:11Enough dancing!
00:54:13I don't have it anymore.
00:54:15It was a fake anyway.
00:54:16What?
00:54:18Oh!
00:54:19The ruby!
00:54:19Oh!
00:54:25It's cuckoo, but family.
00:54:28Oh, this is rich.
00:54:30The ruby was a pretty thing.
00:54:35Stop there.
00:54:37But nothing when compared to the master cable.
00:54:41The master what?
00:54:43The ca...
00:54:44Turn.
00:54:48The cable.
00:54:49The one you're now wearing.
00:54:51As a belt.
00:54:53Well, if that's all it wants.
00:54:54Hang on.
00:54:55What do you want it for, anyway?
00:54:57Oh, you'll see.
00:54:59Come the World Cup Final this afternoon.
00:55:03The World Cup Final?
00:55:06Okay, okay, cousin.
00:55:07Take a breath.
00:55:07Leave it to me.
00:55:08We'll get your cable, heal the rodents,
00:55:10and then me and my team can settle down to a decent breakfast.
00:55:14Okay, men.
00:55:16To action!
00:55:17We surrender!
00:55:19No!
00:55:20Not that one, you idiots!
00:55:21The kung fu thing!
00:55:23Oh!
00:55:27I've got a plan.
00:55:32Go for it.
00:55:34Fly!
00:55:35At twelve o'clock!
00:55:36Huh?
00:55:37Oh, bother.
00:55:41You fools!
00:55:43Stop them!
00:55:48The frog!
00:55:49No!
00:55:50Got that cable!
00:55:52Oh, mon dieu.
00:55:53You wrecks!
00:55:54This is not over yet!
00:55:57Roddy!
00:55:58The rapids!
00:56:01Oh, no!
00:56:03Ah!
00:56:04Ah!
00:56:05Ah!
00:56:06Ah!
00:56:07Ah!
00:56:07Ah!
00:56:12Ah!
00:56:13All gone!
00:56:13Ha!
00:56:16Ha!
00:56:16Oh!
00:56:17We're going over!
00:56:19Woof!
00:56:19Don't stop me!
00:56:22Woah!
00:56:28Woah!
00:56:30No no no no no no no!
00:56:33Ah!
00:56:34Aah!
00:56:37Ha!
00:56:42Ha!
00:56:46Ha!
00:56:50Au revoir, my chéri!
00:56:52Take your fleppers off me!
00:56:54Ha!
00:56:54Ha!
00:56:55Ha!
00:56:56Ha!
00:56:57Ha!
00:56:58Ha!
00:56:58My heart triumphed, you stupid English.
00:57:01With your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish,
00:57:05you thought you could defeat the frog.
00:57:08Un.
00:57:12Deux.
00:57:21Dibble for your life!
00:57:31My belt, I think.
00:57:34You rodents!
00:57:39Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.
00:57:55We're okay, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay.
00:57:57Try opening your eyes.
00:58:03We're over Kensington.
00:58:04Yeah, only a terrifying 900 foot drop between you and a nice comfortable bed.
00:58:10Where's your house then?
00:58:11Right now, let me see.
00:58:13Uh, Inverness Gardens, Bickridge Gate, Kensington High Street. Try and go left.
00:58:18That's it. Now go right.
00:58:20Yeah. Oh, this is gonna be tricky.
00:58:23Oh, yeah. And everything else has been a piece of cake.
00:58:26All right, here we go.
00:58:27Uh, 45, 47, 49...
00:58:33Now!
00:58:37Ow!
00:58:43Well, I've had softer landings.
00:58:52We did it.
00:58:54I'm home.
00:58:56The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives!
00:59:00Yep.
00:59:01Oh, Rita?
00:59:05Oh, oh, of course, I'm such an idiot.
00:59:08Oh, the Dodger.
00:59:10Wasn't your fault, Rod.
00:59:12Quite an adventure though, wasn't it?
00:59:14Oh, Rita, I am so sorry.
00:59:19But I think I might be able to cheer you up.
00:59:24Ta-da!
00:59:25As promised, the Kensington Jewels.
00:59:29A genuine star-cut ruby.
00:59:32It's just beautiful.
00:59:34And the best part?
00:59:37Unbreakable.
00:59:38Unbreakable.
00:59:42I don't know what to say.
00:59:45You think it'll be enough?
00:59:46I mean, to take care of your family?
00:59:51And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark II?
01:00:04Well, I suppose this is it.
01:00:09For the lift.
01:00:11You're welcome.
01:00:14Roddy?
01:00:15Yes?
01:00:16I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour?
01:00:20Of course.
01:00:21I'd love to meet your family.
01:00:27Hello?
01:00:29Hello?
01:00:31Anybody who?
01:00:33Wouldn't you know what?
01:00:34Just when you need them all out.
01:00:35Every one of them.
01:00:36Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:00:43What is that?
01:00:45Oh, that?
01:00:47That's my...
01:00:48That's my master bedroom.
01:00:50It's a cage.
01:00:51No, no, no, no.
01:00:52It's not, actually.
01:00:53Then why the lock and bars?
01:00:54Well, it's...
01:00:55It's my, um...
01:00:56Home security system.
01:01:00So much to see, so little time to see it in.
01:01:03Shall we?
01:01:04Roddy?
01:01:05You're all alone up here.
01:01:08Aren't you?
01:01:14Goal!
01:01:15Who's that?
01:01:16Um...
01:01:17That would...
01:01:18would be...
01:01:19my brother.
01:01:20Wow, what a game!
01:01:22I can't believe it!
01:01:23He shoots...
01:01:24He scores back of the net!
01:01:25Come on, group hug!
01:01:28Oh, hello!
01:01:29Rita, this is, uh...
01:01:31Rupert.
01:01:32What?
01:01:32Rupert, this is Rita.
01:01:34She's been so looking forward to meeting my brother.
01:01:38Oh, obviously there's, uh, not a huge family resemblance.
01:01:42I'm...
01:01:42I rather got the brains and, uh...
01:01:44Well, actually I got the looks too, but...
01:01:46We're very close, aren't we, Rupert?
01:01:49Um...
01:01:49Well, how time flies when you're having fun.
01:01:52Still, on with the tour, shall we?
01:01:53Hello, Sid.
01:01:54Hello, Rita.
01:01:57How's your dad?
01:01:58Better, yeah.
01:01:59Thanks for asking.
01:02:00Rupert!
01:02:03What was that all about?
01:02:04Come here, you poor little thing.
01:02:06Look at his little face.
01:02:08Have you ever seen anything so pathetic?
01:02:11Brothers?
01:02:14All Mr. Lonely has got is a couple of dolls
01:02:17and a little wheel to run around in his cage.
01:02:20Oh, this is too sweet!
01:02:22What a loser!
01:02:30Oh...
01:02:31It's okay, Roddy.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36Look at this place, Rita.
01:02:38Look at my home.
01:02:39It's a palace.
01:02:41I can do whatever I want, whenever I want to.
01:02:44I mean, I'd say that's a little more than okay, wouldn't you?
01:02:47I mean, what do I need a family for?
01:02:49What do I need friends for?
01:02:52I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then...
01:02:55I really have to get going.
01:02:57I have a serious infestation to deal with.
01:03:02I'll...
01:03:03I'll...
01:03:04I'll...
01:03:04say goodbye, then.
01:03:06Roddy St. James...
01:03:08of Kensington.
01:03:09I'll be back...
01:03:10From the...
01:03:10...
01:03:13to...
01:03:14to...
01:03:32...
01:03:44Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have no body for my own
01:03:59Only ten minutes left till halftime and what an amazing match
01:04:03Come on England, oh this is fantastic
01:04:05A rare attack here by Germany but it comes to very little
01:04:10Come here bro, Rupert's missing his rodsy-wodsy
01:04:16Here, have a cheese puff
01:04:20Have another
01:04:22Here you go, no
01:04:24Sir, you're supposed to eat them
01:04:26Move over
01:04:29Move over
01:04:32I'll take some of that
01:04:36Word of advice mate, take it easy with the drink
01:04:39Seriously, or you'll never make it till halftime
01:04:45What did you say?
01:04:46Oh, the bathroom, I'm waiting till halftime
01:04:50I don't want to miss any of the game
01:04:52Halftime, he's waiting till halftime
01:04:56Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know
01:05:00Not the master cable
01:05:02What do you want it for anyway?
01:05:04Oh you'll see, come the world cup final this afternoon
01:05:13Halftime
01:05:17Halftime
01:05:18Of course, that's the Toad's plan
01:05:20That's why he needs the cable
01:05:22When everyone goes to the toilet
01:05:23The whole city will be flushed away
01:05:25Come with me
01:05:26Oh no
01:05:27What about the game?
01:05:29And what a game it is
01:05:31Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers
01:05:34Can you see all right, Fergus?
01:05:36Yes, thanks, Mum
01:05:37Where's your helmet?
01:05:39Which one's the quarterback?
01:05:41Pick up the ball
01:05:41Pick up the ball
01:05:42Oh, these Brits don't know the first thing about football
01:05:47Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin
01:05:51I've got Rita, boss
01:05:53I've got Rita
01:05:54Off me, you lab reject
01:05:57You're missed
01:06:01Ow
01:06:02Ah, Rita
01:06:04It's so good of you to return the cable
01:06:07Bonjour
01:06:09Hey
01:06:12At last
01:06:14It's mine
01:06:22Just take it
01:06:27Let's there be light
01:06:37Please don't flush me, Rodney
01:06:39I can't survive down there
01:06:41I've got soft
01:06:44Sid, I want you to flush me
01:06:46I'm going back
01:06:47Back?
01:06:48Rita's in terrible danger
01:06:50Everyone's in terrible danger
01:06:51Now, you like it here, don't you?
01:06:54Oh, yes, Rodney
01:06:54I like it here very much
01:06:57And if I leave you
01:06:58Will you be good to Tabitha
01:06:59The little girl who looks after me?
01:07:00I'll be as good as gold to her, Rodney
01:07:02And I will be the best pet ever
01:07:05Then the place is all yours
01:07:07Sweet
01:07:07Right
01:07:08Let's get the bubbles going
01:07:09I've got a big job to do down there
01:07:11Right away, sir
01:07:14So long, Sid
01:07:15So long, Rodney Saint
01:07:17Something of some place or other
01:07:19Geronimo!
01:07:24And lo, a chosen one
01:07:26Shall come down from above
01:07:28And he shall be our saviour
01:07:30From the great flood
01:07:34I'm terribly sorry
01:07:35Just two minutes left
01:07:37Till halftime
01:07:38Incredible
01:07:38It's a fantasy start for England
01:07:41Rita!
01:07:41England lead Germany by three goals to one
01:07:44Rita!
01:07:44What an amazing game
01:07:45This is turning out to be
01:07:47The grand opening
01:07:58And the referee again has to bring play to a hold
01:08:02Rita!
01:08:03Rita!
01:08:04Fence for the fans
01:08:05Get to England fans here
01:08:07Five piper nurse
01:08:07Thousands to their guests
01:08:09Read all about it
01:08:10Balloons!
01:08:10Balloons!
01:08:11Balloons!
01:08:18Rita!
01:08:24Rita!
01:08:25Roddy!
01:08:26Rita!
01:08:27I'm so sorry
01:08:27I've been such a fool, Rita. You were right about me.
01:08:30You were right about everything, and I should have just admitted that,
01:08:32but I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.
01:08:33Roddy, do you think we can talk about this after you've rescued me?
01:08:37Of course. There's no time.
01:08:39When that whistle blows and everyone up top goes to the toilet,
01:08:42it's going to flush away the whole city.
01:08:43I know, and my family are all down there.
01:08:46We've got to warn everyone.
01:08:47Stop them!
01:08:57Oh, dear.
01:09:05Oh, mighty.
01:09:07I saw an opportunity, and I seized it.
01:09:11So, you thought you could make a fool of the toad, eh?
01:09:17You don't need us for that.
01:09:19No! You think you're so clever, don't you?
01:09:23Well, I'll be the one laughing when every last revolting rat
01:09:27is flushed away,
01:09:29for I shall repopulate the city with ease.
01:09:40Nasty.
01:09:41Is this the glorious amphibian dawn, Dad?
01:09:43Anything for you, my little man.
01:09:45Can I have a pony?
01:09:46No.
01:09:47A puppy?
01:09:47We'll talk about it.
01:09:48Can we talk about it now?
01:09:49No.
01:09:49Can I have a puppy?
01:09:50I want a puppy, Tom.
01:09:51No, I want a puppy.
01:09:52No, you can't all have puppies.
01:09:54Please, Dad is working.
01:09:55We need to get downstairs and pull out that cable.
01:09:58How?
01:09:59It's impossible.
01:10:02England is winning.
01:10:03Anything's possible.
01:10:08Turn it off, Whitey!
01:10:10Huh?
01:10:11Come on.
01:10:12You're getting away.
01:10:15Oh.
01:10:17Hi, boss.
01:10:18Whitey!
01:10:19Ah!
01:10:20Some bites in my bottom!
01:10:21I'm coming, Spock!
01:10:24You fools!
01:10:26Grab them!
01:10:27Top floor,
01:10:28leisurely,
01:10:28housewares,
01:10:29and certain doom!
01:10:35Ah!
01:10:37Ah!
01:10:41Ah!
01:10:43Ah!
01:10:43Ah!
01:10:45Ah!
01:10:45Do I have to do everything myself?
01:10:48Ah!
01:10:49Ah!
01:10:49Ah!
01:10:50Ah!
01:10:55There goes the whistle for halftime.
01:10:57We're going to take a break,
01:10:59but we'll be back in a few minutes.
01:11:00You're too late to do anything.
01:11:02You and your kind are finished.
01:11:05Oh, yeah?
01:11:06Well, come and get us then,
01:11:08you warty windbag.
01:11:09Ah!
01:11:11Ah!
01:11:13Oh!
01:11:15Oh, no!
01:11:31The gate's back this way.
01:11:33Come on!
01:11:33Ah!
01:11:35Ah!
01:11:36Ah!
01:11:36Ah!
01:11:36If I'm going,
01:11:38you're both coming with me!
01:11:39Just go, Roddy!
01:11:40Ah!
01:11:47That's it.
01:11:50Roddy!
01:11:51Ah!
01:11:51Roddy!
01:11:52Stop moving!
01:11:52Come and get me,
01:11:53you big, slimy airbag!
01:11:55Roddy, look out!
01:11:59Yes!
01:12:03Ah!
01:12:18Let's finish this.
01:12:20Yeah, let me go.
01:12:21Goodbye, rat.
01:12:24Peter!
01:12:33Feeling a little tongue-tied?
01:12:35Impossible.
01:12:37Toodaloo.
01:12:38No!
01:12:47Wave! Wave!
01:12:51No! Giant wave!
01:12:56Please work. Please work.
01:12:58Please work.
01:13:22High five!
01:13:24Oh, yeah.
01:13:29Look! It's Roddy and Rita!
01:13:32Good on you, girl!
01:13:33Hooray for Millicent Bystander!
01:13:36Millicent! Millicent! Millicent! Millicent! Millicent!
01:13:41You're a hero, Roddy.
01:13:45Big deal.
01:13:49No, that's it, baby. I'll need to pay for this.
01:13:54Give it to rest, cousin.
01:13:56And get your kids a puppy.
01:14:03Rita, I was wondering if you do build a Jammie Dodger mark, too.
01:14:08You, um, you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you?
01:14:17Left a good job down in the city
01:14:23Working for the man every night and day
01:14:28Rolling on a river
01:14:32Rolling on the river
01:14:38Okay!
01:14:40Okay!
01:14:43Hey!
01:14:45Hey!
01:14:45Hey, and don't give us a squeeze!
01:14:53All right, chaps!
01:14:54All right, chaps!
01:14:55Keep on going!
01:14:58Keep on going!
01:14:58I'm sorry. Keep on going!
01:15:03Rolling on the river
01:15:06Rolling on the river
01:15:20Oh, I love a happy ending
01:15:22Oh, you've gone soft!
01:15:23I like unhappy endings with lots of violence
01:15:30Are you... are you happy now, Spike?
01:15:39Shall we?
01:15:40Go for it!
01:15:42Shall we?
01:15:42We'll keep on turning
01:15:43When it's crazy
01:15:45Keep on coming
01:15:46Don't ever hold me
01:15:50Don't ever hold me
01:15:52Don't ever hold me
01:15:58Don't ever hold me
01:16:01Don't ever hold me
01:16:02Where are we going?
01:16:04I have no idea, but we're going to get there really fast.
01:16:09I'm coming, Mr. Jones. I'm coming.
01:16:16Ah, this is the life, eh?
01:16:27Roddy, I'm home.
01:16:29And I've brought you a new friend.
01:16:33What's new, Pussycat?
01:16:36What's new, Pussycat?
01:16:45Pussycat, Pussycat, I've got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you.
01:16:52So go and potter your cute little Pussycat nose.
01:16:58Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you.
01:17:02Yes, I do.
01:17:06You and your Pussycat nose.
01:17:09What's new, Pussycat?
01:17:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:17:14What's new, Pussycat?
01:17:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:17:21Pussycat, Pussycat, Pussycat, you're so thrilling and I'm so willing to care for you.
01:17:29So go and make up your big little Pussycat eyes.
01:17:33Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you.
01:17:43Pussycat, I love you.
01:18:00Pussycat, I love you.
01:18:03And your wishes can all come true.
01:18:06I'll soon be kissing your sweet little Pussycat lips.
01:18:12Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you.
01:18:16Yes, I do.
01:18:20You and your pussycat lips
01:18:23You and your pussycat eyes
01:18:27You and your pussycat nose
01:18:41It's a wonderful night, gotta take it from me
01:18:44It's a wonderful night, come on and break it on now
01:18:48It's a wonderful night, gotta shake it from me
01:18:50It's a wonderful night, come on and break it on now
01:18:53It's a wonderful night, everybody can see
01:18:56It's a wonderful night, come on and break it on now
01:18:59It's a wonderful night, a way to release
01:19:02It's a wonderful night, come on and break it on now
01:19:05You know the music search engine need a tune-up
01:19:08Soon as they out the gate, they all wanna hit a corner, uh-huh
01:19:11Feel the connectedness, energy just projected
01:19:14The way that the whole collective consciousness
01:19:16It's a ride like Killian Moe
01:19:18Moving out of the question, won't disrespect them
01:19:20But our style's f***ing tops like Dave Beckham, come on
01:19:23It's a wonderful night, gotta take it from me
01:19:26It's a wonderful night, come on and break it on now
01:19:29It's a wonderful night, gotta shake it from me
01:19:32It's a wonderful night, come on and break it on now
01:19:53It's a wonderful night, come on and break it on now
01:19:59It's a wonderful night, gotta take it from me
01:20:02It's a wonderful night, come on and break it on now
01:20:05It's a wonderful night
01:20:07Come on and break it on down
01:21:03It's a wonderful night
01:21:33It's a wonderful night
01:22:02It's a wonderful night
01:22:35It's a wonderful night
01:22:54It's a wonderful night
01:23:25It's a wonderful night
01:23:53It's a wonderful night
01:24:09It's a wonderful night
01:24:21It's a wonderful night
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