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00:24:06what was that all about i uh thought i saw elvis let it go topper the king is gone let's
00:24:12head for
00:24:13home
00:24:24not again i need a landing clearance for runway 30 30 something 30 30 something's been canceled
00:24:33core round to runway 29er
00:24:38watch out what the hell are you doing pull it up
00:24:44watch out where the hell are you what is your location you're off of radar repeat you're off
00:24:50of radar what is your location
00:24:57going up
00:25:04can i press your button no you've been slibing over hot psychotics all day let me get that
00:25:22it has an interesting perfume it speaks i have a cold
00:25:30lieutenant you're staring no not not really i'm lost in your eyes
00:25:35that is the whitest white part of the eye i've ever seen
00:25:39do you floss you're very confident aren't you when you have 10 000 pounds of thrust at your command
00:25:46you have to be you don't please i'm i'm talking to you as a psychiatrist
00:25:53i'm recommending that you be grounded
00:25:56you've got to be joking look if i were joking i would have said
00:26:00what do you do with an elephant with three balls
00:26:03you walk him and pitch to the rhino
00:26:06you are serious
00:26:07it's the best thing for you and the mission
00:26:10the best would be if you'd stop trying to run my life
00:26:13i'm a pilot nobody's gonna keep me out of the sky
00:26:19ladies and gentlemen 12 rounds of boxing for the wba wbc wpa rsbp heavyweight championship
00:26:29of the world
00:26:30introducing celebrities at ringside please welcome
00:26:35his holiness the very popular pontiff pope john paul the second
00:26:41second
00:26:47lieutenant commander block we meet at last
00:26:50isn't this place a little public
00:26:51actually a crowd offers remarkable anonymity
00:26:55how are we doing at dudley
00:26:57oh we're right on schedule
00:27:00can't quite get a reading on admiral benson but
00:27:02topper harley's playing right into our hands
00:27:05here's his evaluation
00:27:07clear-cut case of paternal conflict syndrome
00:27:09ah yes pcs i saw an after school special on that the other day
00:27:14they're years away from the vaccine
00:27:16every time i mention buzz's name topper goes off
00:27:20there's no way the unit will function
00:27:22and i'll abort the mission
00:27:24the navy's planes will seem inferior
00:27:27and the president will come begging for my super fighter
00:27:30best of all
00:27:31nobody gets hurt
00:27:33well done lieutenant commander
00:27:36america can't afford to fall behind mr wilson
00:27:39we need your plane
00:27:41this should be a good match both men work for don king
00:27:50well fans that's it good night i'm out of here
00:27:55the straining run is proud to present the musical stylings of lawrence live
00:27:59and now what the world needs thank you is love's thank you so much
00:28:06that's the only thing that there's just two dollars
00:28:10what the world needs now is love's thank you so much
00:28:23kim kent
00:28:26what's up
00:28:27what's up
00:28:31miss you
00:28:32i don't know
00:28:33but darling why didn't you call i thought you was still in brussels
00:28:35but darling why didn't you call i thought you were still in brussels
00:28:36but i thought we were only hurting each other i thought that's the way you wanted
00:28:42something's changed hasn't it it's not another woman is it i just couldn't compete with that
00:28:47no of course you couldn't well what matters is that you're here i'm here we've a lot of
00:28:54catching up to do wonderful just let me take care of something i'll be right back don't be long
00:28:59some day he'll come along the man i love and he'll be big and strong
00:29:23the man i love and when he comes my way i'll do my best to make him stay
00:29:40he'll look at me and smile i'll understand and in a little while
00:29:48he'll take my hand and though it seems absurd i know we both won't say
00:29:59a word
00:30:06anybody here from out of town welcome nice to see you
00:30:14maybe i shall meet him someday maybe monday maybe now
00:30:27still i'm sure to meet him one day maybe tuesday will be my good news day
00:30:52we're here's a little home just meant for two from which i'll never run
00:31:00who would would you and so all else above i'm dreaming of the man i love
00:31:14one day you'll come along he'll be big and strong and when he comes my way i'll do my best
00:31:25to make him stay
00:31:27and so all else above i'm dreaming of the man i love
00:31:54well if it isn't god's gift the cockpit
00:31:57kent your nostrils are flaring that flying stunt today was pure madness
00:32:01there wasn't a lady present tear you apart like christmas goose
00:32:06yeah keep it up you'll be carrying your face home in a doggy bag
00:32:09what is this macho thing he started it did not did too did not you're behaving like children
00:32:16he's being a jerk i'm not r2 i'm not r2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
00:32:232
00:32:23not r2 times 10 that's it stop it don't push me
00:32:37stop it can't you act like civilized human beings
00:32:42Hey, I'm sorry.
00:32:44Oh, thanks.
00:32:48Listen, Kent and I have to talk, so please, be my guest.
00:33:04Let's celebrate, honey.
00:33:06Hey, everybody.
00:33:07Drinks are on me.
00:33:08Reveal!
00:33:09Hey, we're to gin slay!
00:33:21You haven't forgotten my offer, have you?
00:33:25Little house in the country, white picket fence, stairmaster, the whole nine yards.
00:33:29Kent, you're everything a woman could possibly want.
00:33:33I'm just not ready for marriage.
00:33:35Not yet.
00:33:37Well, I have to be getting back to the base.
00:33:40Tomorrow's an important flight.
00:33:41And you know how puffy my eyes get when I don't get enough rest.
00:33:47Good night.
00:33:53May I?
00:33:56Shouldn't you be getting back to the base?
00:33:58I suppose.
00:33:59I plan life by the rules, but you know I don't.
00:34:03All right, you can walk me to my apartment.
00:34:08I shouldn't have gotten mad in the elevator today.
00:34:11Just when I want something that bad, I get all fired up.
00:34:15Maybe that's why I worry so.
00:34:17Maybe more than I should.
00:34:19Something terrible could happen.
00:34:20You must...
00:34:23But I...
00:34:24Don't worry.
00:34:26Everything will be fine, I promise.
00:34:29Boy, I hope so.
00:34:38Well, this is it.
00:34:41It's a nice place.
00:34:43It's okay.
00:34:44The only problem is I have a nosy landlady.
00:34:50Well, I guess this is good night.
00:34:53I don't want to go back.
00:34:56You don't have to.
00:34:58I don't want to be alone.
00:35:01And by the way,
00:35:02I can go all night like a lumberjack.
00:35:07What about your landlady?
00:35:10You can do her, too.
00:35:27So, I take it you've been with a man before.
00:35:31I'm a virgin.
00:35:33I'm just not very good at it.
00:35:37Mm.
00:35:43I'm a virgin.
00:35:45I'm a virgin.
00:35:51I'm a virgin.
00:35:52I'm a virgin.
00:35:57I'm a virgin.
00:35:59I'm a virgin.
00:36:01I'm a virgin.
00:36:04I'm a virgin.
00:36:05I'm a virgin.
00:36:08I'm a virgin.
00:36:09I'm a virgin.
00:36:09I'm a virgin.
00:36:11I'm a virgin.
00:36:17I don't know.
00:37:08Yes, oh, yes.
00:37:27Oh, my God.
00:37:30Oh, my God.
00:37:35See you.
00:37:37Oh, my God.
00:37:39Oh, my God.
00:37:41Oh.
00:37:58My spine!
00:38:06Washout.
00:38:09What are you doing?
00:38:10Come on, get into your flight suit.
00:38:11We're ready to go up.
00:38:12I just got kicked out of the unit.
00:38:14My flight status has been withdrawn.
00:38:16I'm through dead meat.
00:38:17What happened?
00:38:19It's my eyes.
00:38:20I've got walleye vision.
00:38:24Isn't there something that can be done?
00:38:26Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure,
00:38:29a multi-optopupiloptomy.
00:38:31But in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets,
00:38:33they've got to go in through the rectum.
00:38:35Ain't no man going to take that route with me.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:40Just top her around.
00:38:40I'd like to say goodbye.
00:38:42He didn't come back last night.
00:38:44I'm afraid he's AWOL.
00:38:45As soon as Block finds out, he's history.
00:38:48But flying's his life.
00:38:49He's the best pilot in the world.
00:38:50We need him as much as he needs us.
00:38:52Can't find my lucky gum.
00:38:55Do you have...
00:38:56Washout.
00:39:10Oh, my God, I missed my flight.
00:39:14You're amazing.
00:39:19Dead meat!
00:39:22Mary!
00:39:23Mary!
00:39:24You've got it!
00:39:25Mary!
00:39:28Have you come to watch me fly?
00:39:29There was a meltdown at the plant,
00:39:31so they gave me the afternoon off.
00:39:33Oh, terrific.
00:39:33Meow!
00:39:35Oh, good news.
00:39:37We just closed escrow at our little dream house.
00:39:40Wonderful.
00:39:40When do we move in?
00:39:41Tuesday.
00:39:42I've got the kids dripping the asbestos off the pipes right now.
00:39:45Oh, that's great.
00:39:46Things just couldn't be better for us.
00:39:48I'm so blessed.
00:39:50Oh, your life insurance forms came for you to sign.
00:39:53Oh.
00:39:55Oh!
00:39:56Oh, my mirror.
00:40:01Huh.
00:40:03I'll get another pen.
00:40:04No need.
00:40:05I'll sign it when I get back.
00:40:07Well, you know best.
00:40:09Honey, you know that global warming problem?
00:40:11I've discovered how we can reverse it.
00:40:13Tell me.
00:40:14Oh, not now, lovey bumpers.
00:40:16There'll be plenty of time for that later.
00:40:18And my investigation into the assassination of JFK.
00:40:21You found the evidence you were looking for.
00:40:24Yes.
00:40:24I have proof.
00:40:25It's right here in my pocket.
00:40:26It's big, honey.
00:40:27Really big.
00:40:28Goes all the way to the White House.
00:40:29But do you want me to hold it for you?
00:40:31No.
00:40:32It'll be safe right here.
00:40:34I'm in a jet.
00:40:35What could go wrong?
00:40:36Oh, dead meat.
00:40:38We just couldn't be any more perfectly happy.
00:40:48Where the hell is Topper?
00:40:52Thanks for joining the party.
00:40:54Hey, Topper.
00:40:55Hey, have you seen any of my lucky gum?
00:40:58No.
00:41:01Freedom Squadron, start your engines.
00:41:05God, that's loud.
00:41:07My ear canals are very sensitive.
00:41:09They're stainless steel.
00:41:10Took a bullet at Corregidor.
00:41:11Passed three through.
00:41:12Here.
00:41:12Look at this.
00:41:20Huh?
00:41:23We have these to hold down the sound, sir.
00:41:26Oh, good.
00:41:27Thanks.
00:41:31Let's hope they do the trick.
00:41:33Give me the mic, boy.
00:41:35For the love of God, man, be careful.
00:41:38Ever since normally, this was cornyware, for Christ's sake.
00:41:40Those of you who excel during these aerial combat exercises
00:41:45will go on to make up the greatest fighting unit ever assembled.
00:41:52Topper, keep that nose up!
00:41:54He's never done that before.
00:41:56Red team leader, break off.
00:41:58Prepare to engage.
00:42:00Roger that.
00:42:04Blue leader, prepare for action.
00:42:06Roger that.
00:42:15I'm on at six.
00:42:17Moving in.
00:42:19I've got tone.
00:42:21Got him!
00:42:22Dead mate.
00:42:23Confirmed kill.
00:42:32Mrs. Thompson?
00:42:33Yes?
00:42:34Topper Harley.
00:42:36Oh, dead mate's talked about you.
00:42:38Oh, he thinks the world of you.
00:42:40Shouldn't you be up there flying with the squad?
00:42:46I've got a lock.
00:42:48No clothes again.
00:42:51He spotted me.
00:42:52He's a slippery devil.
00:42:55Topper, watch your right side!
00:42:58I'm bailing out!
00:43:04Washa?
00:43:05What are you doing here?
00:43:07There's no time to go into it.
00:43:09Uh-oh.
00:43:10Do me a favor.
00:43:11Don't land.
00:43:13What?
00:43:14Get out of here.
00:43:15We're gonna crash.
00:43:16I can't.
00:43:17I'm stuck.
00:43:18But I must help you, my friend.
00:43:20Think well of me.
00:43:24Thank you!
00:43:25Thank you!
00:43:26Don't.
00:43:27Don't look.
00:43:28Oh, no!
00:43:36Whoa!
00:43:38Ow, ow!
00:43:52Oh, man!
00:43:54Wendy, I can fly!
00:44:02Hey, Topper.
00:44:04Easy, buddy.
00:44:07The darndest thing just happened.
00:44:09Hang on.
00:44:10Hang on, buddy.
00:44:11Top?
00:44:13All right, swing it around this way.
00:44:18Let's go.
00:44:19One.
00:44:20Two.
00:44:21We hit the door.
00:44:22Let's move it.
00:44:23Come on!
00:44:23Come on!
00:44:25Enough!
00:44:30Help!
00:44:37Come on!
00:44:39Ow!
00:44:40Ow!
00:44:41Ow!
00:44:42Ow!
00:44:42Ow!
00:44:42Ow!
00:44:43Ow!
00:44:46Ow!
00:44:48Ow!
00:44:48Ow!
00:44:49Ow!
00:44:50Ow!
00:44:53Relax, buddy.
00:44:54We'll have me at the hospital in no time.
00:44:56Ow!
00:44:57Ow!
00:45:00Ow!
00:45:02Ow!
00:45:02Good morning!
00:45:03Good morning!
00:45:05Hey, guys!
00:45:08Let's go, let's go.
00:45:10Easy, easy, easy, easy.
00:45:13Let's move!
00:45:15What a ride.
00:45:16Wash out.
00:45:17You made it.
00:45:18Why, thank you, Andre.
00:45:19I'll have the veal piccata.
00:45:24Oh!
00:45:25Don't forget the cardio readout I did on here.
00:45:26Where is it?
00:45:28Um...
00:45:28It's, uh...
00:45:29Um...
00:45:29Hey, fellas.
00:45:31Inside there on the left.
00:45:32I can't find it!
00:45:36Doctor.
00:45:37What happened?
00:45:37Plane crash.
00:45:40I gotta work fast.
00:45:41I gotta lunch.
00:45:43I think you're missing the big picture here, doctor.
00:45:45Nurse, check his penis.
00:45:46Is it longer than mine?
00:45:47Uh, no, doctor.
00:45:48Good.
00:45:48Now this is gonna hurt.
00:45:50Ah!
00:45:51Nurse, give me 15 cc's of morphine.
00:45:52Quickly.
00:45:53You think you can save him?
00:45:54Can't be sure.
00:45:55I'm not a very good doctor.
00:45:56That's good.
00:45:57Thank you, nurse.
00:45:57You'll have to wait here.
00:45:58You gonna be all right, buddy?
00:46:00I'm in the hospital.
00:46:01What could go wrong?
00:46:11Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now, but...
00:46:16Something I want you to have.
00:46:18I've been putting a little away for the past 10 years.
00:46:20It's not much.
00:46:212500.
00:46:22I wish I could do more.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Topper.
00:46:27That's so sweet.
00:46:30Why, with the three million that I won on this lucky lotto ticket,
00:46:34I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.
00:46:44Track and halt.
00:46:56Pete, dead meat Thompson, is dead.
00:47:01So is Mo Green, Titalia, Marzini, the heads of all the five families.
00:47:09It is at moments like these, my dear friends, we must ask ourselves,
00:47:14how can this not be part of some larger plan?
00:47:17Do good men like dead meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bull?
00:47:22I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal or guy,
00:47:25and the next you're a compost heap.
00:47:28Well, doesn't that bother any of you because it scares the living piss out of me?
00:47:33I never thought something like this could happen.
00:47:36Don't we have what we need now, Mr. Wilson?
00:47:39This should be enough to prove that our planes need to be replaced.
00:47:42No, those planes have to fail in combat for the world to take notice.
00:47:46This is a minor incident.
00:47:48Minor?
00:47:49I just lost one of my best men.
00:47:52Are you backing out on this block?
00:47:55I'm doing this for my country, not for you.
00:48:03We'll need the backup plan.
00:48:09Jumping, Jesus, they're back.
00:48:11Take cover, people! Take cover!
00:48:13Hit the dirt! Fire right!
00:48:16Cover these!
00:48:18Battle stations! Battle stations!
00:48:24Have they no respect for the dead?
00:48:31Oh, God, I love a good funeral.
00:48:35Oh, God!
00:48:56Topper, where are you going?
00:48:58I'm handing in my resignation.
00:49:01You were right. You said it was dangerous, and I am.
00:49:03Topper, wait.
00:49:05Please, let's talk.
00:49:07Huh?
00:49:11They're right. I'm no better than my father.
00:49:14It seems no matter what I do, I end up hurting someone.
00:49:23You've got to stop comparing yourself with your father.
00:49:26You're two different people.
00:49:28We both killed a man.
00:49:29That's just a coincidence.
00:49:31He loved jets, so do I.
00:49:33He was a loner, just like me.
00:49:35For God's sake, because I've even got my father's eyes.
00:49:39Topper, please.
00:49:41They're just for luck.
00:49:43You've got to make your own luck.
00:49:45You've got to get back in the sky and prove yourself.
00:49:48Yeah.
00:49:48Besides, there's something else.
00:49:52After our first meeting in my office, I sent my evaluation to Commander Block.
00:49:57I recommended you be grounded. I was afraid someone might get hurt.
00:50:01What are you saying?
00:50:04I think someone wants Sleepy Weasel to fail.
00:50:08That's heavy.
00:50:09Totally.
00:50:11That's the other reason why you need to fly.
00:50:13Topper, this could well be your only opportunity to save the mission and solve your personal problems.
00:50:19Only one fell swoop.
00:50:33Now, write that back to me, Francine.
00:50:36And if you ever put your goddamn hands on my wife again, I will...
00:50:42You wanted to see me, sir?
00:50:44Oh, Blank, come on in.
00:50:46Been expecting someone.
00:50:47That'll be all, Francine.
00:50:48Yes, sir.
00:50:54Pudding!
00:50:56No, thank you, sir.
00:50:57Now, put this tear straight, Colonel.
00:50:59Thompson's death was a shock to us all.
00:51:01And that hot shot Harley is responsible.
00:51:03Now, I want that smirking little wise ass out of here.
00:51:08The morale in this base is shot to hell.
00:51:11Just look out there.
00:51:14Quiet.
00:51:14What's that?
00:51:16Hardly, man.
00:51:16Moving.
00:51:18Roy?
00:51:19Roy!
00:51:20Dad.
00:51:22I even went to school with that man.
00:51:24He's just not the same.
00:51:25Been ignoring me all day.
00:51:27Remind me the son of a little.
00:51:29Sir, may I say something?
00:51:32I have no doubt that Harley acted irresponsibly.
00:51:34But his kind lives on the edge.
00:51:37Always willing to take a chance.
00:51:39Now, we need Topper for this mission for just that reason.
00:51:46I like your thinking, Colonel.
00:51:48Besides, it didn't mean Thompson wasn't all that good about it anyway.
00:51:51Nearly a small family.
00:51:53Kids are a pain in the ass.
00:51:54Wife's on the saw sale.
00:51:56We'll pass it better off dead.
00:51:58Which size shoes do you wear?
00:52:01A nine, sir.
00:52:03Good.
00:52:04It's settled then.
00:52:05We'll send Harley to the front.
00:52:06Oh, by the way, I want to thank you for having us over to dinner the other night.
00:52:10Cheryl and I thought the stroking off was marvelous.
00:52:13But, sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
00:52:15Really?
00:52:17Where the hell was I?
00:52:19And who's this Cheryl?
00:52:20That doesn't matter.
00:52:23Run along, Sid.
00:52:27Cheryl.
00:52:33Kent?
00:52:38I came to get my chafing dish.
00:52:40Our orders just came through.
00:52:42We're shipping out in one hour.
00:52:43Are you coming along this time?
00:52:45The chafing dish is not yours.
00:52:47Guess it is.
00:52:48No, it isn't.
00:52:48Okay?
00:52:49I don't want it.
00:52:49Just take it back.
00:52:50I'll take it.
00:52:51You stay out of it.
00:52:52This is not the time we place.
00:52:54But I've got a big score to settle with you, my friend.
00:52:58Excuse me.
00:53:04I've hurt him.
00:53:07Topper?
00:53:08Topper, you better go.
00:53:10I have to think.
00:53:12Well, I don't.
00:53:14I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
00:53:17I'm sorry?
00:53:18My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.
00:53:24My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly.
00:53:27Bomb stuff.
00:53:28Shoot people down.
00:53:30But we've been through so much together.
00:53:33Ramada, I need you.
00:53:35I want you.
00:53:36Only you can make all this world seem bright.
00:53:47Only you can make the darkness bright.
00:53:56Wow.
00:53:58Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do.
00:54:09And fill my heart with love for only you.
00:54:16I want you to be.
00:54:19I want you to be.
00:54:20I want you to be.
00:54:20I want you to be.
00:54:21Stop it.
00:54:24Ramada!
00:54:25I want you to be.
00:54:28I love you.
00:54:30I love you.
00:54:32I love you.
00:54:33I love you.
00:54:34You are my destiny.
00:54:37Not that easy, Ramada.
00:54:39When you hold my heart.
00:54:42This is one night you're not turning me out.
00:54:45I'm sorry.
00:54:46The magic that you do.
00:54:50You're my true.
00:54:53Come true.
00:54:54My love.
00:54:55I love you.
00:54:56I love you.
00:54:56And only you.
00:55:01Only you.
00:55:05Can you make this change in me.
00:55:10For it's true.
00:55:15You are my destiny.
00:55:20When you hold my hand, I understand the magic that you do.
00:55:30You're my dream come true, my one and only you.
00:55:47Topper, I'm so confused.
00:55:48I need time alone.
00:55:50I need time alone.
00:55:51I need time alone.
00:55:52I need time alone.
00:55:53I need time alone.
00:55:54I need time alone.
00:55:55I need time.
00:55:57I need time alone.
00:56:38I need time alone.
00:56:40I need time alone.
00:56:42I need time alone.
00:56:44I need time alone.
00:56:45I need time alone.
00:57:11I need time alone.
00:57:12I need time alone.
00:57:15I need time alone.
00:57:42I need time alone.
00:58:11I need time alone.
00:58:24I need time alone.
00:58:28I need time alone.
00:58:31I need time alone.
00:58:35I need time alone.
00:59:03I need time alone.
00:59:09I need time alone.
00:59:33I need time alone.
00:59:33I need time alone.
00:59:33I need time alone.
00:59:46I need time alone.
00:59:49I need time alone.
00:59:56I need time alone.
01:00:19I need time alone.
01:00:26I need time alone.
01:00:26I need time alone.
01:00:26I get that.
01:00:26It's probably for me.
01:00:33Our sortie will proceed as planned.
01:00:36I want Topper Harley leading our squadron into battle.
01:00:39What?
01:00:42Lieutenant Commander, sir.
01:00:44It's nothing personal.
01:00:45I know I speak for every man here.
01:00:47We've lost all respect for Harley.
01:00:50He's poisoned for morale of the unit and a disaster to the success of this mission.
01:00:54Well, you're out of line, Gregory.
01:00:57He'll obey orders and like it.
01:01:00Now, get to your planes.
01:01:13Sir?
01:01:14What is it, Mr. Harley?
01:01:17I hope I'm wrong about this.
01:01:18And what would that be?
01:01:20Nobody likes playing for our coach who throws the big game.
01:01:24What's that supposed to mean?
01:01:26My uncle used to tell me that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister.
01:01:31Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.
01:01:35Jesus, Topper.
01:01:36Come on.
01:01:37Then you get into that whole inbred thing.
01:01:39Kids with no teeth who only play the banjo.
01:01:41Eat applesauce through a straw.
01:01:43Pork farm animals.
01:01:44Topper, that's enough.
01:01:47I think you get my point, sir.
01:01:49I just hope you're playing straight with us.
01:01:51Three years later.
01:01:59You're not.
01:02:00I do.
01:02:05I do.
01:02:10I do.
01:02:16I do.
01:02:17I do.
01:02:20I do.
01:02:21I do.
01:02:21I do.
01:02:21I do.
01:02:27Alpha, Velveeta, Knuckle, Underwear, you are cleared for takeoff.
01:02:31Did you hit that nuclear weapons plant?
01:02:34Drop a bomb for me.
01:02:36Uh, sphincter, mucus niner, ringworm, roger.
01:03:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:03:05Bloody!
01:03:36Holy cow, my cap blew off.
01:03:39Swing it around, we'll pick it up.
01:03:41But, sir, we're on the mission.
01:03:44Good thinking.
01:03:45Yeah, we'll pick it up on the way back.
01:03:48We've got to mark the spot, though.
01:03:49Put Rabinowitz in a life raft.
01:03:51Have him row in circles until we return.
01:03:53It could be days.
01:03:55Then put some food in the life raft.
01:03:58For God's sake, man, do I have to think of everything?
01:04:00We'll tape his favorite shows.
01:04:01He won't miss anything.
01:04:03Sir, there's no time.
01:04:04Okay, okay.
01:04:06How can I be an admiral without my cap?
01:04:08If it's out there somewhere all alone, I'm here powerless to do anything about it.
01:04:12We're entering enemy airspace.
01:04:18Sir, it appears we have unidentified radar contact.
01:04:21Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
01:04:24Really?
01:04:2412 o'clock?
01:04:25Well, that gives us about 25 minutes.
01:04:28I think I'll step out for a burger.
01:04:37Sir, there are six of them.
01:04:38Bearing 215.
01:04:40Range 150 miles.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:45A dozen more of them.
01:04:47And a blimp.
01:04:48A big, shiny blimp.
01:04:50And it's slowly moving south.
01:04:52Block.
01:04:53Have you got a tally on the bandits?
01:04:55Roger that.
01:04:56I got them.
01:04:57All right.
01:04:58Assume combat spread.
01:04:59Attack formation.
01:05:00Delta Niner.
01:05:01Topper in the lead.
01:05:03Just like your old man, son.
01:05:06Old boss Harley would be proud of you, Topper.
01:05:10He's the type of guy that could end up killing every man in the south.
01:05:13He's poisoned from morale of the unit.
01:05:14Read my lips.
01:05:17No new taxes.
01:05:21Topper, what are you doing?
01:05:23He's frozen.
01:05:24Topper's no good to us.
01:05:26Abort the mission.
01:05:28Abort the mission.
01:05:29Return the mother.
01:05:36We can't.
01:05:37They're all over us.
01:05:48Damn it.
01:05:49All right, engage, engage.
01:05:51I've got a bogey at 12 o'clock.
01:05:56I've got two on my tail.
01:05:58Kowalski, get them off me.
01:06:03Locked up.
01:06:04Box two.
01:06:05Ah, she's come out.
01:06:09My missile's in the track.
01:06:11My engine's cut out.
01:06:12I'm losing power.
01:06:15My cannons.
01:06:16My cannons won't fire.
01:06:17What's going on?
01:06:19I've got two bandits on my six.
01:06:26This is insane.
01:06:28Wilson and Rosner.
01:06:30It was them, wasn't it?
01:06:32They said nobody was going to get hurt.
01:06:34Lock.
01:06:35Call your men back.
01:06:36Yeah, like hell I will.
01:06:38I got the best pilot in the world up here.
01:06:41Topper.
01:06:42Topper, do you read me?
01:06:43I was there 20 years ago.
01:06:45I was there with your father and mailman Farnham.
01:06:48I was an eyewitness.
01:06:50You've got to listen to me, Topper.
01:06:52What they told you about your dad is all wrong.
01:06:55Eject, mailman.
01:06:56Eject.
01:06:58I can't.
01:06:59My seat's jammed.
01:07:00Nothing works.
01:07:01They come.
01:07:02My harness, it's malfunctioning.
01:07:04I'll get it.
01:07:07First.
01:07:08The nose.
01:07:09The nose.
01:07:10Whoa.
01:07:12Sit tight.
01:07:15Whoa.
01:07:16Whoa.
01:07:17Whoa.
01:07:17Come on.
01:07:19Hurry.
01:07:23Get the lead out.
01:07:26It's going to be okay.
01:07:35Get back here.
01:07:44I'm okay.
01:07:47Buzz.
01:07:48The wing.
01:07:49The wing.
01:07:51Hurry.
01:07:52Hurry.
01:07:54What?
01:07:55He ought to break.
01:07:57Hurry.
01:08:00I'm here.
01:08:02By whose gum is this?
01:08:04Whoa.
01:08:05Oh, for God's sake, not now.
01:08:11Got it.
01:08:13Hold on.
01:08:14We'll bring this baby down.
01:08:15Stop squirming.
01:08:17Hang on.
01:08:19Whoa.
01:08:21Those are my socks.
01:08:23Buzz.
01:08:24Get back here.
01:08:26Your father did everything humanly possible to save mailman's life.
01:08:30He should be proud, son.
01:08:32Buzz Harley is a true American hero.
01:08:38I'm hit.
01:08:39I'm hit.
01:08:40Clock, are you all right?
01:08:41Yes.
01:08:42Yes.
01:08:43Give him a howl.
01:08:46Got it.
01:08:46This is for you, Dad.
01:08:52Dad.
01:08:52They're on my tail.
01:08:53I'm with you, buddy.
01:08:56Hang in there.
01:09:01My guns are jammed.
01:09:03They got turned on me.
01:09:06Looks like I'm going to have to do it the hard way.
01:09:11Anybody home?
01:09:14They fell for that one.
01:09:17Topper, three bandits, 12 o'clock.
01:09:18I'm on them.
01:09:19They're all mine.
01:09:24Here we go.
01:09:25Loop-de-loop.
01:09:26Couscous.
01:09:27I'm so ambassied.
01:09:29I'm liberated.
01:09:30Look at my mask.
01:09:31Learned this one from Paula Abdul.
01:09:34Paula Abdul.
01:09:42Hold this trick in the book.
01:09:50Catch me if you can, guys.
01:09:52This is an old Buzz Harley move.
01:09:56Oh, boys.
01:10:00I'm on their tails.
01:10:02I've got them now.
01:10:09Hey, buddy.
01:10:11Allahu akbar.
01:10:16It looks like they're bugging out.
01:10:20Mike!
01:10:29Saved by the clouds.
01:10:31Come on in, boys.
01:10:32Slow back, slow back, slow back.
01:10:33A little hide-and-seek.
01:10:37T'yat and t'ampouli.
01:10:43See you later, guys.
01:10:46This could be the end of a beautiful friendship.
01:10:53Pepper, look out!
01:10:56I got two heat-seeking missiles on my tail.
01:11:00Block, Ken, Kowalski, get the hell out of here.
01:11:03Get back to the ship.
01:11:05I got me a nuclear weapons plan to wax.
01:11:07You're committing suicide.
01:11:09Do as he says!
01:11:15We are getting close.
01:11:17Missiles?
01:11:18Still with me.
01:11:19Come on, come on.
01:11:26If I can't lose them, I'll use them.
01:11:30The mother of all targets.
01:11:35Sayonara, Sodom.
01:11:42Come in.
01:11:43Are you all right?
01:11:44Pepper, acknowledge, acknowledge.
01:11:46Pepper, do you read?
01:11:47Pepper, are you all right?
01:11:56Pepper, are you all right?
01:12:00There they are.
01:12:06We're landing.
01:12:07Do you want to get out of the way?
01:12:11Run for your life!
01:12:14I'm gonna die!
01:12:16I'm gonna die!
01:12:16I'm gonna die!
01:12:17I'm gonna die!
01:12:18I'm gonna die!
01:12:18I'm gonna die!
01:12:19I'm gonna die!
01:12:21I'm gonna die!
01:12:25Where is Topper?
01:12:26Lost contact!
01:12:34There he is!
01:12:36Pyrex Pickle Blowfish, permission to land.
01:12:39I'm gonna die!
01:12:40I'm gonna die!
01:12:40I'm gonna die!
01:12:41I'm gonna die!
01:12:42You guys are gonna have to talk me down.
01:12:43I got some damage.
01:12:44Wait, hold it!
01:12:45Hold it!
01:12:46Okay, Topper.
01:12:47Ease are in.
01:12:48Landing gear's frozen.
01:12:49Looking good.
01:12:50Lost my radar.
01:12:52A little more power now.
01:12:53I'm out of fuel.
01:12:55Right for lineup.
01:12:56Lost a wing.
01:12:57Doing fine.
01:12:59There goes the other one.
01:13:00Okay, Topper.
01:13:00Call the ball.
01:13:02Touchin' down.
01:13:05Touchin' down.
01:13:09Woo-hoo!
01:13:12Woo-hoo!
01:13:13Woo-hoo!
01:13:14Woo-hoo!
01:13:15Woo-hoo!
01:13:16Well done, Jim.
01:13:17Well done!
01:13:17Woo-hoo!
01:13:20Woo-hoo!
01:13:23Woo-hoo!
01:13:25Woo-hoo!
01:13:25You're quite a guy!
01:13:27Ah, so are you.
01:13:28Ha-ha!
01:13:29Hey!
01:13:30Watch out!
01:13:32Oh, Topper.
01:13:38You.
01:13:40You.
01:13:41Ha-ha-ha.
01:13:43Hey!
01:13:46I got one question for you.
01:13:48Shoot.
01:13:49What is a chafing dish for?
01:13:51Why, it's a traditional serving piece used at cocktail parties and brunches for keeping food warm.
01:13:56I thought that was a crock-pot.
01:13:57No, no, no.
01:13:59That's for cooking all day.
01:14:00That chafing dish.
01:14:02Yeah!
01:14:04Yeah!
01:14:06Yeah!
01:14:08Yeah!
01:14:08Yeah!
01:14:09Hey, Topper Harley, now that you've killed the bad guy and made the world safe for democracy,
01:14:13what are you going to do to cash in on your newfound fame?
01:14:16I'm going to Disneyland.
01:14:17Yeah!
01:14:20Yeah!
01:14:21Yeah!
01:14:22Yeah!
01:14:22Yeah!
01:14:23Yeah!
01:14:23Yeah!
01:14:24Very fortunate, Commander Block.
01:14:26This man has your blood tight.
01:14:28Don't worry, sir.
01:14:29After this transfusion, you're going to be just fine.
01:14:33I've only seen heroism like that one other time.
01:14:36Maybe you know the pilot, Leland Buzz Harley.
01:14:42I've been carrying this secret around for 20 years.
01:14:45I never spoke up.
01:14:47I wanted him to fail.
01:14:50I wanted to be number one.
01:14:53And I was in love with your mother.
01:14:56It's not important now, sir.
01:14:57Please, save your strength for your court-martial.
01:15:01Oh, Topper, you had me pegged right.
01:15:03I was throwing the big game.
01:15:08I really thought we needed that other airplane.
01:15:12Now I realize that American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful men like you in
01:15:19the cockpit and German parts.
01:15:22I know you think it was me.
01:15:24It was Wilson and Rosner who sabotaged the jets.
01:15:27They played me like a two-bit piccolo.
01:15:43Oh, I can see my house from here!
01:15:50Oh, no, you don't.
01:15:55Admiral, I would just...
01:15:56You dare call yourself an American?
01:15:57Well, that gets my panties in a bunch.
01:15:59It's scum like you that put a taint in our military.
01:16:02You don't know what you're talking about.
01:16:03Hell, I don't.
01:16:04You risk the lives of some damn fine pilots.
01:16:08Well, that's my job.
01:16:16Is it safe?
01:16:31You look good up there, son.
01:16:59I think I'm wearing your pants.
01:17:05I think I'm wearing your pants.
01:17:08I think I'm wearing my pants.
01:17:17Ramada!
01:17:19Good!
01:17:28You're okay.
01:17:30Ramada, you must put me out of your mind.
01:17:34there's a certain fly boy aboard that ship that needs you far more than I you
01:17:39must forget me no problem I will please not a tear don't look back that's my
01:17:48brave girl
01:17:52don't worry little one as long as I have me I'll survive
01:18:18don't be
01:18:27don't be
01:18:29go
01:18:30stop it
01:18:36whoa
01:18:38stop it
01:19:00oh what Anna Latoya Tito Jermaine
01:19:07many to wish was lucky
01:19:12but Rami can this minute Rista
01:19:17Mishetaka
01:19:18Wawa Tosa
01:19:20Hershizer
01:19:32Ramada
01:19:33once perhaps
01:19:35now I'm cold
01:19:37Wawa Tukina
01:19:38what does it mean
01:19:39little sizzling belly
01:20:01every night I hope and pray
01:20:05dream lover will come my way
01:20:08a girl to hold in my arms
01:20:12know the magic of her charm because I want a girl to call my own
01:20:22dream lover I don't have to dream alone
01:20:30dream lover where are you
01:20:51someday I don't have to dream lover I don't have to dream alone
01:21:00someday I don't know how to dream lover I don't have to dream alone
01:21:03I know she'll hear my plea somewhere I don't know how she'll bring her love to me
01:21:14dream lover until then I will sleep I'll dream again
01:21:21what do you want
01:21:22that's the only thing to do
01:21:25till all my lover's dreams come true
01:21:28what do you cause it wants
01:21:29what do you want
01:21:30what do you want
01:21:31a girl to call my own
01:21:35want I want a dream lover I don't have to dream alone
01:21:43dream lover until then I will go to sleep I'll dream again
01:21:50That's the only thing to do
01:21:53Till all my love's dreams come true
01:21:57Because I wanted a girl to call my own
01:22:04I wanna dream of love
01:22:07I don't have to dream of love
01:22:10Please don't make me dream of love
01:22:14Don't make me, don't make me dream
01:23:11I don't have to dream of love
01:23:14Don't make me dream of love
01:24:14Don't make me dream of love
01:24:14Don't make me dream of love
01:24:16Don't make me dream of love
01:24:20Don't make me dream of love
01:24:22Don't make me dream of love
01:24:24Don't make me dream of love
01:24:29Don't make me dream of love
01:24:31Don't make me dream of love
01:24:43Don't make me dream of love
01:24:44You
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