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00:05Now approaching the 18th tee, tournament leader Earl Sinclair.
00:09Hey, listen there, Polly Boy.
00:11Bet you never thought you'd hear those two words together.
00:14Sinclair and leader?
00:16Yeah, I've been waiting a long time for this, Roy.
00:18I always live with the secret fear that my life had no meaning.
00:22But if I par this whole, I become Earl Sinclair.
00:26We say so employee tournament champ,
00:28south-eastern division, 35 and over.
00:30That's not a life lived in vain.
00:38All I have to do to ensure that my time on this earth has meant something
00:41is not to choke.
00:43He's gonna choke, big time.
00:53Dog cheese!
00:56Hey, relax there, Polly Boy.
00:58All you gotta do is steer clear of those trees on the left,
01:01uh, cause if you hit it over there, well, it's the end of the world.
01:05Hey, hey!
01:05I got enough pressure here!
01:07No, uh, I mean those trees actually mark the end of the known world.
01:11Your ball goes over them,
01:13it sails off the edge into a huge cauldron of fire-breathing dragons.
01:17I may call this a par three.
01:19Yo, Earl, you're gonna swing during this epoch.
01:22All right, all right.
01:24Two, two, three.
01:29Ah!
01:29Hey!
01:31Hey.
01:36Oh.
01:38Oh, my.
01:39Over the trees.
01:40What a surprise.
01:42Hey, don't sweat it, Earl.
01:43It could happen to anybody.
01:46What's the penalty?
01:47For hitting the ball off the end of the world.
01:49Well, it's, uh, two strokes, I think.
01:52I'm not taking the penalty.
01:54I'll play where it lies.
01:55What?
01:56Hey, whoa, hey, hey, you can't do that, Polly Boy.
01:59No dinosaur's ever gone past those trees.
02:02You'll fall off the end of the world.
02:04Yeah.
02:05I'm not losing this tournament.
02:06Rats!
02:07Mind you, I shouldn't use a range ball.
02:09I wonder where it went.
02:10Huh?
02:12What's this?
02:16Unspeakable horrors.
02:17That would have to be it.
02:19That's the way my life works.
02:20Maybe I should drop some bread drums.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:55Honey, I'm home.
03:23Oh, my allergies.
03:33What's this?
03:37Earl!
03:38Hey, Earl!
03:39Wait up!
03:41Hey, Roy, you came after me!
03:43Now that's a true friend.
03:45Uh, Sid sent me to make sure you didn't cheat.
03:49Jeez!
03:53Oh, boy, that's much.
03:56Uh, Roy.
04:05Yeah?
04:06In the event that I actually fall off the edge of the known world,
04:10make sure you get the deposit back on the golf cart.
04:13Oh, sure thing, eh? Okay.
04:27Roy, you're not going to believe this.
04:36You'll never find your ball now.
04:39It's not the edge of the world.
04:41It's a vast, uncharted new land.
04:44Yeah.
04:45And I discovered it.
04:46Yeah?
04:46Hey, I better make my claim official.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yo, yo, yo, yo.
04:51Quick, yell dead.
04:53I hereby claim this land
04:55in the name of Earl Sneed Sinclair.
04:58Yeah.
05:02There, it is done.
05:05Yep, my name's going to go down in history, Roy.
05:08Earl Sneed Sinclair.
05:10Famous discovery guy.
05:14Uh, what about me?
05:16Oh, well, you'll be there, too.
05:19Yeah?
05:19Not based on your own merit,
05:21but, uh, simply by being close to me
05:24in my hour of extreme greatness.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Roy Hetz, passive observer to history.
05:30Uh, ooh.
05:32Ah, we'll get it the same.
05:38Whoa!
05:39Ow!
05:40No!
05:42Cavemen!
05:43What are they doing here?
05:44Uh, trespassing, I'd say.
05:48Oh, boy.
05:49For some reason,
05:50they don't seem to know it's your land.
05:54Oh, well, then let me inform them.
05:57Yeah.
06:05Ah!
06:08Ah!
06:09Ah!
06:15Yuck, they're hairy little savages.
06:17They'll have to go.
06:19Nothing drives down the value of real estate like humans.
06:22Right, right, right.
06:22Well, come, Roy.
06:24Yeah?
06:24History awaits our biased recounting of this momentous event.
06:27Oh.
06:28Yeah, we could significantly embellish.
06:33I don't believe this.
06:35I discover a whole new world, and no one cares.
06:38Yay!
06:40Oh, there you go.
06:41See, he cares.
06:43Mama discovered new world.
06:45No, not Mama.
06:47Huh?
06:47Daddy.
06:48Daddy discovered a new world.
06:50What did Mama do?
06:51Mama did nothing.
06:53Nothing!
06:54Yay!
06:54Mama did nothing.
06:56Mama did nothing.
06:56Sweetheart, I'm sure it's a very nice world, but I don't know what you're going to do with
07:00a million acres when you barely have the energy to mow the front yard.
07:06Robbie, will you please explain to your mother the significance of my discovery?
07:10Well, usually a file like this is followed by an expansion of the Dinosaur Empire, which
07:15ruthlessly and mercilessly crushes any form of life standing in its path.
07:20Listen here, Mr. Knee-Jerk Left-Wing World-Domination-Poo-Poo-er.
07:24It so happens that there's nothing out there to ruin.
07:27Just some rocks and shrubs and cavemen.
07:30Cavemen?
07:31There's cavemen living there?
07:32They're not living there.
07:34They're just there.
07:35Like the rocks and dirt.
07:37Are the rocks and dirt living there?
07:39Dad, some anthropologists believe that the cavemen have a centuries-old agrarian culture
07:43with rudimentary spiritual awareness and a close-knit family structure.
07:48So do rocks.
07:49It's their land.
07:51They were there first.
07:53They're animals.
07:55They may be smaller than us, but I can't think of a creature more bloodthirsty and savage.
07:59It's Mr. Richfield.
08:01Okay, that's one.
08:02Yeah.
08:07Um, hello.
08:09Congratulations, Sinclair.
08:11I heard about your historic discovery.
08:13Oh, thank you, sir.
08:15I knew somebody'd be impressed.
08:17Well, that's an awful lot of land you just got for yourself there.
08:21Have you thought about how you might rape and denude it?
08:24Rape and denude it, sir?
08:25Forgive me.
08:26Industry jargon.
08:28I meant to develop it for the public good.
08:31Well, actually, no.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Good!
08:36Because the We Say So Corporation is in a unique position to convert that tree-choked jungle
08:41into a thriving metropolis.
08:43Oh, I don't know, sir.
08:44In the past, you've used and degraded me in cruel and sadistic ways.
08:48So when you suggest you know what's best for the land I've discovered,
08:51I can't help but suspect you're trying to manipulate me.
08:55Hmm.
08:56Have I mentioned we're going to call it Sinclair City?
08:59Start paving, bud!
09:01Ha ha ha!
09:11Hey, how's it going, bud?
09:13What's that?
09:13We found some spotted owls.
09:15Lunch!
09:15Okay.
09:18And the Earl Sinclair International Airport will be over there.
09:21Another monument to your ego?
09:23No, the monument to my ego will be in front of the Galleria Earl.
09:27More stores?
09:28Did you have to name everything after yourself?
09:31No.
09:32And if you just opened your eyes, Mrs. Spoke, too soon, you'd see that I named the city
09:36library after you.
09:38I'm honored.
09:39Hey, hey, Dad, look at this.
09:41You keep saying that cavemen are just animals?
09:43Well, I think they must be pretty smart if they made this.
09:45It's obviously a spearhead.
09:48It's a rock.
09:50Oh, all right.
09:51What about this?
09:51This is clearly a cutting tool.
09:56Clearly another rock.
09:58What about this?
09:59It's some kind of salad shooter.
10:02The savages?
10:03They use vegetables as weapons.
10:05But they're not savages.
10:07Look, I'm telling you, you're destroying an entire civilization.
10:11If there was a civilization here, we'd see some signs of it.
10:14Like what?
10:16Like billboards, track cones, strip malls.
10:19Those little drive-thru huts where you can drop off your film.
10:23Cookie!
10:24I'm telling you, cavemen have been here for years and they haven't done a thing with it.
10:29Maybe they like it this way.
10:30And they like waiting two weeks to get their film back?
10:33But...
10:34You're making my case for me.
10:36Earl, Robbie's just expressing his opinion.
10:38You don't have to be so hard on him.
10:40Me?
10:41Hard on him?
10:42He's been raining on my parade ever since I found this place.
10:45Look!
10:47Cookie!
10:47Cookie for me!
10:50Why can't he just be happy for me?
10:52I mean, finally I'm going to be somebody.
10:55I'm going to be remembered.
10:56It's all I ever wanted.
10:58Everybody wants to be remembered, Daddy.
11:00See?
11:00She gets it and she's only ten.
11:02Fourteen.
11:03Whatever.
11:04Earl, where's the baby?
11:05I'll find them.
11:06There's no point in me sticking around here.
11:12Oh, Rob's a big boy.
11:14He'll get over it.
11:17I'll name a bridge after him.
11:24I'm rich!
11:25Hey, get back here.
11:27No.
11:27Where'd you get those cookies?
11:29Found them.
11:30Oh, yeah, right.
11:31I suppose they were just lying on the ground.
11:33That's right.
11:34One there, one there, one there.
11:37Well, that doesn't make any sense.
11:38Why would there be a trail of cookies leading up to this very spot?
11:41I don't know, but they're mine.
11:43Hey!
11:43Hey!
11:44Hey, who was that?
11:45Mama!
11:46Help!
11:47Help!
11:48Help!
11:48Help!
11:50Oh, I told them they had spirits.
11:52Hey, out!
11:53Help!
11:54Help!
11:56Help!
11:56Help!
11:56Help!
11:56Help!
11:56Help!
12:00Robbie!
12:02Baby!
12:03They're not in their room.
12:04Then search somewhere else.
12:06Right.
12:06I'll check them all.
12:07I knew they didn't come home by themselves.
12:10We should have stayed in the forest and kept looking.
12:13We did look.
12:14They weren't there.
12:15Come on.
12:16You saw the mood Robbie was in.
12:18He's found the baby, and he's taking his own sweet time coming home just to annoy me.
12:23Watch.
12:23I bet the two of them come waltzing through that door any second.
12:27Hi.
12:28It's me.
12:31Oh, thanks.
12:32Roy, this is a bad time.
12:34Robbie and the baby are missing.
12:36Oh, then I guess hearing how I found his shoe would stir up unpleasant memories, huh?
12:40Where did you find Robbie's shoe?
12:41Uh, oh, in the forest next to a whole bunch of caveman tracks.
12:45Cavemen?
12:46Right.
12:46With Robbie and the baby?
12:47Yep.
12:47What if they were carried off?
12:49Earl, I'm calling the police.
12:50Uh, Franny, Franny, my wife, my love, my partner in a certain multi-million dollar real estate venture.
12:58I understand your concern about your offspring, but let's not start a panic here with irresponsible, unsubstantiated rumors of savages
13:06carrying off children.
13:08Our babies are out there, Earl.
13:10I'm calling the police.
13:11Franny, now, Franny, come on.
13:13This is my one chance to be important.
13:15It happened by accident, and it's not going to happen again.
13:18Don't blow this for me.
13:19We've got to do something.
13:22And we will.
13:23But let me handle it my way.
13:26Besides, I'm sure they're perfectly safe.
13:38Y.
13:40Huh?
13:40Y.
13:42Y.
13:43Ma Wapuna, me.
13:45Zabile.
13:47Plada, Ma Longadawi.
13:50Zabalonga Zeke.
13:51I'm sorry.
13:52I don't understand.
13:53Your language is very crude.
13:55I imagine you're trying to communicate in your primitive way.
13:58I mean, don't get offensive.
13:59You know, I just, I don't understand.
14:00Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
14:02Angela.
14:03Rakit.
14:04The gun basic
14:17Please forgive me
14:20Many eggs hatch since I speak to another of my kind you're a dinosaur
14:25Yes
14:27Okay, people call me wahachi. We touch up. We touch up. It means thighs a thunder
14:34They asked me speak with you now
14:36How are you called? I I'm Robbie Sinclair, Robbie. I'm the baby
14:42Gotta love me
14:44Cute. Why are you living with the caveman? Oh
14:48Well, when I was small like a baby gotta love me
14:52My parents uh the week the week dinosaur like you bring me to forest for picnic
14:59But soon I am alone
15:02Parents no more
15:04Oh, they died, huh? No, two career couple no time for kids. They leave me drive away fast
15:11That stinks. Oh, no
15:14Cave people find me
15:16raise as one of all
15:19Live here many years
15:21very happy
15:23Until dinosaur come
15:25Rape and denude our land
15:27Make cave people angry and down
15:29That is why they bring you here
15:36Well boys as you might have heard we've had some caveman trouble in these parts
15:40Cavemen?
15:41They're nothing but murderous thieving barmits
15:44Yeah, the only good caveman is a dead caveman
15:47Yeah, well said
15:49That's why I want you all to be part of my posse
15:52Oh, posse
15:54Oh, posse
16:22Self-righteous vigilanteism. We could be breaking the law ourselves now. Couldn't we?
16:26Huh?
16:28Theoretically, but
16:29And if we were perceived as criminals what would keep another posse from coming after us?
16:33And another coming after them
16:35Yeah, we could be opening the floodgates to anarchy
16:38That's right
16:38Ultimately bringing about the demise hit a family and other family type in the truth
16:43Yeah, Earl
16:43A word, please
16:44Huh?
16:47Charlene and I are going
16:49Where?
16:50To get our boys
16:51Are you staying here or coming with us?
17:01Let's go
17:02Good
17:03Come on
17:03Come on, come on, come on
17:05Come
17:05The time is short
17:07She talks funny
17:08Shush
17:08You shush
17:09Behold
17:10Cartoons
17:12Quiet
17:12For many years, cave people live in harmony with trees and creatures
17:18Preserve land so all can live together
17:21Then, dinosaur come
17:23Push down trees
17:24Pour black rock over land
17:26Pave paradise
17:27Put up parking lot
17:29Dinosaur own land
17:31But dinosaur not love land
17:34And this
17:37Uh, pretty much brings us up to date
17:40Well, what is it you want us to do?
17:43Ah, brah
17:45You must go now
17:47Tell dinosaur what you have seen
17:49Tell them cave people want only to preserve what is already here
17:54Tell them that
17:54Robbie, baby
17:55Not the mama
17:58The dinosaur have come
18:01Now it is up to you
18:05There's that filthy rat hole
18:07Yeah
18:07Okay
18:08Now there's only three of us
18:10So look fierce
18:11Right
18:15Now listen, you slimy hair balls
18:17You heard one stale of my boy's head
18:19It's okay, dad
18:20Dad, dad
18:21Not the mama
18:22It's okay
18:23We're fine
18:24Oh
18:25My baby
18:25Mama
18:28Get back
18:29They're coming out
18:30Whoa
18:30Oh
18:31Take your brother home
18:32You're safe
18:32Dad, dad
18:33Easy, dad
18:33They're not gonna hurt us
18:35Well, looky here
18:37A dinosaur gone caveman
18:39What's the matter, honey?
18:41Couldn't cut it in the civilized world?
18:42They're as little civilized about a world that treats land as you do
18:46This is my land and I've got the deed to prove it
18:49But that's just a piece of paper, dad
18:51They were here first
18:52But I discovered it
18:54This is my chance to be part of history
18:57To be somebody
18:58To have dinosaurs know who I am
19:00Well, you're Earl Sinclair, aren't you?
19:02You see?
19:05Who are you?
19:06Walter Sternhagen, Office of Tax Assessment
19:08This is for you
19:12Oh, fame now has a double-edged sword
19:15Now that this area has been officially discovered
19:17It can be officially taxed
19:19And according to our assessments
19:21The taxes on this little slice of heaven
19:23Come to exactly
19:26$11,280,000
19:29That's insane
19:31I don't have that kind of money
19:32Well, as we say in the tax assessment office
19:35Tough
19:35If it's your land, you gotta pay for it
19:39And if I don't
19:40Our collection department bites your face off
19:43I'm here
19:45Oh, jeez
19:46Who'd have thought that making a mark in history could be so hard
19:49Uh, Mr. Sternhagen?
19:51Uh-huh
19:51Hypothetically speaking
19:53If this land belonged to, oh, say, cave people
19:56Yeah?
19:56Since they're not citizens
19:57And they don't even legally exist
19:59You couldn't tax them, could you?
20:01Well, actually
20:03No
20:03Yes
20:05Dad
20:05Dad, look
20:06They're decent creatures
20:07And if you let them keep their land
20:09You give them the chance to live with dignity and peace and harmony with nature
20:12For generations to come
20:14That's really being somebody, Dad
20:16Plus, that's $11 million the government will never see
20:28I guess this belongs to you
20:49Today, he says, you have done a noble thing
20:54He says, today will always be remembered for the generosity of the large plaid one
21:02Here, we remember Earl
21:12Well, what do you know, Earl?
21:15I think it looks like you are going to be remembered, after all
21:23And so it was that a group of savage cavemen came to own a million acres of prime real estate
21:30An hour later, representatives of the government met with the cavemen
21:34And after several hours of delicate negotiations
21:36Swindled to purchase the land from the cavemen
21:40In exchange for $24 and some shiny beads
21:43Those noble but financially naive savages will be relocated to a remote corner of northwest Pangea
21:50But they won't soon be forgotten
21:52A brand new baseball stadium will be built on the caveman's sacred burial grounds
21:58And will serve as the home for a new franchise named appropriately enough
22:02The Central Pangea Cavemen
22:05The team's owners unveiled their new logo earlier today saying
22:09We'll miss those lovable fuzzballs, but hey, it's a great day for baseball
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