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00:28I'll see you next time.
00:30Yep, thank you. That's all good.
00:33Thank you very much for keeping a low profile.
00:35I just wanted to see you get in your hands, darling.
00:40Er, so, who had the say for them?
00:42Because I saw Grant coming out of the B&B, you know, with all these stuffs.
00:46I'm guessing you didn't top and tail.
00:47I stayed at Vicky's, but, um, thanks for the heads up.
01:03Yeah, lads, we're out of milk.
01:15Zack. Yeah?
01:16Remind me again why you can't do the catering for this wedding.
01:19I've got my best man duties. I've got a speech to think about, haven't I?
01:22I can't be thinking about canapes and gluten-free options.
01:25They've got gluten-free options?
01:26Yeah, not gluten-free.
01:27Can I take that?
01:28Yeah, knock yourself in. Go on.
01:29Well, come on, I need to get these in the freezer.
01:33Er, you know what I find really weird?
01:36What's that?
01:37You know, Zack being best man.
01:38No, no, listen, I ain't got anything on Gansworth because he's grown on me.
01:42But, you know, it wasn't that long ago that Vicky was with Spencer.
01:45I mean, I think that...
01:46And, you know, I'm just thinking,
01:49one day I'd like to be best man for Spencer.
01:51You would always be my best man. Will that do?
01:54Beggars can't be choosers.
01:55Here, did you get this from the Medusa? Look, it's got a hole in it.
01:59Listen, that's you tripping over your own feet, staring at that blonde bird with a massive...
02:03She was blonde!
02:04Can I take some time off this morning, please?
02:06Yeah, of course you can.
02:08Is it alright?
02:09Yeah.
02:11Yeah, it's alright. It's really good, actually.
02:13See you in a bit.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Alright, come on. I need to get these in the freezer.
02:31What the hell are you doing?
02:39Can you, er, help me out with this one?
02:43The letter of the alphabet comes before you.
02:46Comes before you?
02:48It's T.
02:49Go on, then. If you want to make it one, I'll have one.
02:52I hate you.
02:54Grant!
02:55Er, what's the name of that actor?
02:57You know, the one who was in, erm, A-Team and Rocky III?
03:01Mr...
03:02Nice try.
03:03You can at least move some of your stuff out of the way.
03:06It's my home, not a DOS house.
03:08Alright, give it a chance.
03:14What's his problem?
03:15Oh, I don't know.
03:16I'm not a detective, but maybe he's a crippling hangover.
03:20Or his regret of being knocked back by Linda.
03:22Or, erm...
03:24Or maybe his embarrassment.
03:26Of being smacked in the face by his own flesh and blood.
03:28Oh.
03:30Don't worry about it.
03:31Ben's at me before now.
03:33Call it rites of passage.
03:38Well, if you think they've got something to do with the break-in,
03:40you need to hand them in to the police.
03:41No.
03:42Not enough on their own, are they?
03:44I'll be clever, Cindy.
03:45Wait until I've got enough on him.
03:46Who?
03:48Who do you think?
03:48Mark?
03:50I saw him just now.
03:51Talking to Lauren.
03:53Just as she's managed to magic another load of motors out of her backside.
03:56Definitely up for something.
03:58Hold on.
03:59Those classic cars that got torched.
04:04No, we're here now.
04:05Come on.
04:10That's tomorrow.
04:11The bins.
04:12Bank holidays.
04:13Should've got a letter.
04:14What are you doing here?
04:15We, er...
04:16What is the word about, er, Mark?
04:18Well, tough.
04:19He ain't here.
04:20Ooh.
04:20Blimey.
04:22Avon ladies ain't what I remember.
04:24You know what I feel.
04:26These are Marks, aren't they?
04:28What do you want, a reward?
04:29No, I found them in the car lot.
04:31I found them in the car lot.
04:31A day after someone punched a hole in the wall.
04:33Probably after trying to get into the safe.
04:35What, and you think it was Mark?
04:38Based on what?
04:40No, if you don't mind.
04:41I wonder what the police would say about that.
04:43Especially if it's the same detectives looking into the arson case.
04:47Oh, you've heard about that, have you?
04:49I've heard enough.
04:50Listen, I've done you a favour, Phil, yeah?
04:52That common courtesy.
04:54Giving Mark a chance to explain himself.
04:55But no, if you don't mind do that, it's fine.
04:58I'll go to the police.
04:59I'm serious.
05:00Yeah, so am I.
05:01That's why I'm asking you nicely.
05:03Call it a common courtesy.
05:11Let's go.
05:14We are not dropping this.
05:28You ever say we had a new lodger?
05:30It's Mark.
05:31He had some kind of kick off with Grant last night.
05:34Don't ask.
05:35Well, at least he could have tidied up after himself.
05:37Trust me, that is tidy for him.
05:39All right, you lot.
05:40Oh, just a man.
05:41Want to talk to you about tonight.
05:42Nah, not now, mate.
05:43I've got something on.
05:44What, more important than your past man duties?
05:46Oh, yeah.
05:47This time it is.
05:48Well, at least tell me that you put the stripper.
05:49I mean, I love you, mate, but I don't want to sit through your magic mic routine.
05:52Especially not in an allotment shed.
05:54Those days are well over, mate.
05:55See you in a bit.
05:57Um, does this look like a student has to you?
06:02It's been like ten minutes.
06:05You've got a lifetime of this to look forward to, you know.
06:07Well, actually, it was me that was kicking off.
06:10Huh.
06:11You've got a lifetime of this to look forward to, you know.
06:14And I got you a coffee to thank you for your hospitality.
06:18From the caf, where I work, where I get them for free.
06:22She gets them for free?
06:23Well, don't mind if I do.
06:25So, um, is this it then, babe?
06:27Is this the last time I get to see you?
06:29Is an unmarried spinster?
06:30You call me a spinster again and it'll be the last time I see you with two working.
06:33Oh, sorry, by the bell.
06:37Hello, Kev.
06:38Hello.
06:40Zach, stripper's here, Ali.
06:41Hey, you cheeky sod.
06:44Right, I've just checked in that I'm covering everything for tonight, okay?
06:48So I have got drinks, nibbles, games.
06:52I've told the girls to wait for five o'clock, which probably means Kim and Kat will get her around
06:56about six, so...
06:58Oh, no, something's happened, innit?
07:01What?
07:01No.
07:02No.
07:02No.
07:03I want to run something by you.
07:05Oh, yeah.
07:10What is this not familiar?
07:12Probably because it was my dad's.
07:14Yeah, that's right.
07:16The one Sharon found her on the market just before they dredged the canal.
07:20Blimey, Tanner's ring.
07:21He's worth at least a grand.
07:23Oh.
07:24Enough for a semi-decent honeymoon, at least.
07:28Oh, and Sharon's all right with that, is she?
07:32Vicky, you can't go selling the family silver and not tell her.
07:35He's my dad, too.
07:37You know, Ross has worked his socks off to pay for this wedding.
07:41I want him to know that, you know, it's not gone unnoticed.
07:45And that's the only reason, is it?
07:47What?
07:48Listen, this ain't me judging, but, you know, guilt, it can be a powerful motivator.
07:55Right.
07:56Thanks, Kath.
07:57Oh, look, I'm sorry, you asked for my advice, all right?
08:01Right, well, I will see you later, then.
08:09Hey, Tina.
08:10You got a minute?
08:12You okay?
08:13Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
08:15I'll catch you up, yeah?
08:16Right.
08:22Eddie's asked me to take him to the restaurant for dinner.
08:25Like that.
08:27I told you.
08:29If you want to play carer, then that's up to you.
08:32But it doesn't mean that I'm going to spend a second in his company.
08:36Right.
08:38See you later.
08:45Vicky!
08:47Vicky!
08:54Sorry, there should be a sign on the window saying no religious callers.
08:57I need to speak to your brother.
08:59Do I look like his secretary?
09:01He ain't here.
09:02Right, fine.
09:03If you see him, tell him I've found his keys, yeah?
09:05Yeah, well, if you see him first, feel free to remind him that his sister's getting married in the morning.
09:13What am I going to do, Penn?
09:15Look, no clue, mate.
09:17If I'd slept with my girlfriend's brother, I couldn't even look her in the eye.
09:23So, yeah, the aquarium's a blanket note from me. Lifetime ban.
09:28I'm going to need some context.
09:30Yeah, go on, Osk. Give her some context.
09:33Penny, er, wanting to take Louis and Jimmy out for the day.
09:39Dry run for when she finally pops, right?
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:41But the aquarium's out of the question for me.
09:44Mm.
09:45Yeah, so back to square one.
09:48Right, well, I will leave you guys to it.
09:51Daddy daycare.
09:52Cute.
09:53Where are you going, then?
09:54No idea.
09:56But I tell you, it won't be.
09:57And that's Madame Tussauds, the private members' area at Wimbledon,
10:00all in 5,900 feet of Deborah Meaden.
10:03From Dragonstown.
10:04Don't ask.
10:05She madder.
10:06Clans tonight?
10:08I've got tickets to this techno-raven old bank vault.
10:10Line-up looks class.
10:12Can't.
10:13I'm working.
10:14Do you know who you could take, though?
10:16Josh.
10:17He has a terrible taste in music, too.
10:19Come on!
10:20Yeah, thing is, yeah.
10:22I already said someone else could have the ticket,
10:24if you could make it, obviously.
10:26Oh, yeah?
10:26Who?
10:28Er...
10:33Wayne.
10:34It's Will.
10:36You like raves?
10:37Of course it does.
10:38Right little gremlin, this one, right?
10:39You know, you were buzzing for a ticket, weren't you?
10:41Yeah, well, I'd prefer to write some music, mate.
10:44Yeah, I'm well up for a messy one.
10:45Yes!
10:47Woo!
10:47Yeah, boy.
10:48My guy.
10:49Promise I'd be his wingman, you know.
10:51Promise is a promise, right?
10:54So I guess you'll have to apologise to your brother the old-fashioned way.
10:59Fine.
11:00Yep.
11:01I'm gonna go get a tea.
11:13Oh, did the big scary man frighten you?
11:17Why are you talking to me like I'm a kid for?
11:21Fair enough.
11:22Why has Max got your keys?
11:27I don't like lying for you, so whatever it is you've done...
11:30Oh, I was wondering when I was gonna get a lecture.
11:32Oh, does right here, right now work for you?
11:33Because I am getting married tomorrow, I've got a million things to do,
11:36none of which are helped by you fighting in the street with your dad,
11:39upsetting the neighbours and sleeping off a hangover on my sofa.
11:41Since when did you sign up to the Grand Metal fan club, eh?
11:44Yeah, fair enough.
11:45Not the top of my Christmas card list, but he's your dad, Mark.
11:49Just sort it.
11:51And Max.
12:06Lauren, we've got a problem.
12:10Could you be so careless with your keys, Mark?
12:13I'm supposed to be the rookie here.
12:15I've got to go.
12:17I wasn't interrupting anything, was I?
12:20Er, no.
12:21No, just a potential new supplier, that's all.
12:24I didn't think you needed a new one.
12:28So you had a delivery.
12:31You kept that quiet.
12:32Well, you should see what I paid for him.
12:36Right, you all set for later?
12:38Yeah?
12:40I'm thinking of doing a little speech,
12:42but I don't want it to be, like, self-indulgent.
12:43No, that'll be fine.
12:45This new supplier, Lauren,
12:47ain't got nothing to do with Mark Fowler, is it?
12:49Only I saw you with him earlier.
12:52No.
12:53No, he was just passing by.
12:56Right, then Priya said he was helping you sell a motor last week,
12:59so what was he, just passing by then as well, was he?
13:01If you've got something to say, just say it.
13:02All right, it's trouble.
13:04Jack rankings these dodgy, Priya says the same,
13:06and then I find his keys in here next to the safe after a break-in.
13:11So what are you doing? What, are you sleeping with him?
13:12No, Dad, I'm not sleeping with him.
13:14That's the result. Cindy owes me a teller.
13:17Doesn't explain the keys, though, does it?
13:20Fine, Mark has been helping me with the classic cars, right?
13:23So he probably just dropped his keys when he brought the cars over,
13:27or when he was bringing in invoices or something, I don't know.
13:30Yeah, that's what you're saying, Lauren. What, nothing to see here, yeah?
13:32What, so you think Mark had something to do with the stolen cars?
13:36Why would he take all of that time to do them up just to set fire to him?
13:41It don't make sense, Dad.
13:43Anyway, it wasn't Mark because he was with Sam that night.
13:46Why did you know that?
13:48Because I asked him.
13:50Why would you ask him that, Lauren?
13:53See, see, you'd only ask him that if you thought it was him.
13:56Go on, tell me I'm wrong.
13:57Even if I did, yeah, it wasn't him because he had an alibi.
14:01Oh, an alibi, yeah, yeah, yeah, you see it.
14:04Who's that? It's Aunty.
14:06You just wake up, Lauren, all right? Just give your head a little wobble.
14:08Dad...
14:08No, I've had enough of this, all right?
14:10Your name might be above the door now, but I'm telling you.
14:13The buck stops with me, Lauren.
14:24I thought I'd prefer to booze it, to be honest.
14:28These fusion places can be a bit... poncy.
14:32Give me some spitting sawdust any day.
14:36Well, this is nice.
14:38You done good.
14:40So what do you want?
14:42Find a bit, I should do it.
14:46Gina not coming, then?
14:48No, no, she's working.
14:49Ah.
14:51You always were a lousy liar.
14:54At least I can count on you.
14:57Show a bit of humility, some forgiveness.
15:01Don't push it down.
15:04So...
15:06What do you recommend?
15:10Well...
15:12Specials.
15:13We've got shepherd's pie.
15:15With a Ghanaian twist.
15:16Yeah.
15:17Right.
15:19Let's see if you can improve on a classic, then, shall we?
15:23No.
15:24It's just easier to blend.
15:26Make sure you don't choke.
15:32That's your time.
15:33Well, well, well.
15:35Nicola's been trying to call you about IV.
15:37She's got a bit of a temperature and it's probably fine, but Nicola's panicking and she's gone off here, Nick.
15:41Okay.
15:42I've got to go.
15:43You chose, son.
15:44You've got me favourite granddaughter to look after me.
15:47No, no, that's not happening, no way.
15:50Right, I'll get it.
15:51Could you just get him up?
15:52You don't have to sit with him.
15:55Please.
15:57Get him across the square, okay?
15:59Well, I turned invisible all of a sudden.
16:01Just behave yourself.
16:04Fine.
16:04Yeah?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Can you just go before I change my mind?
16:08All right.
16:09Okay.
16:10Yeah, I'm on my way.
16:14So, your dad tells me you're with one of Nicola's boys.
16:19Talk about a blended family, eh?
16:32I think we could go somewhere else if you want.
16:35It's just last minute.
16:36I mean, the food's decent though.
16:38It's good it's been our chef here.
16:39It's fine.
16:40Just relax.
16:52I know she's your daughter, but do you really think she's the right choice of partner to go into business
16:56with?
16:57If it's that easy to pour the wool over her eyes?
16:59Well, what can I do?
17:01I mean, Sam's giving them an alibi, isn't she?
17:03They're just closing ranks.
17:05Then we play them at their own game.
17:09Hello, all for police, please.
17:11Yeah, I'd like to report a crime.
17:14It's taken me a long time to get my head around it,
17:16but I could have sworn I saw Mark Fowler Jr.
17:20torching some classic cars on the evening of the 14th of May.
17:26And like those stolen cars, the alibi goes up in smoke.
17:31Why didn't you do that?
17:33Lie to the police?
17:34For us, yeah.
17:36It's not just your livelihood at stake.
17:38It's Peter's too.
17:41You're good.
17:42I give you that.
17:44Taken you long enough.
17:54Kat, I'm sorry about yesterday.
17:58No, it's fine.
17:59Leaving us already?
18:01Yeah, the sunlit uplands of Portugal are calling me.
18:04You'll be back.
18:06Me and Alfie tried the old expat thing, yet here we are.
18:09I wouldn't count on it.
18:11Every time we leave this place,
18:12there's one thing less to come back for.
18:25Hey.
18:27Hey.
18:29Look about yesterday.
18:31What?
18:31You, er...
18:32You turning me down, you mean?
18:34Do you realise how drunk you were?
18:37I mean, sleeping with you was the last thing on my mind.
18:40It didn't mean you had to move out.
18:43It was fine.
18:44It was fine.
18:44In the state I was in, it was the last thing you needed.
18:46Particularly, you know, your past.
18:49Have you spoken to Mark?
18:52No.
18:53Are you going to?
18:54Are you going to?
18:54Look, you help me sort things out with Johnny.
18:56It's only fair I do the same.
19:01I only met your mum once.
19:02But I've heard a lot about her.
19:04Oh, well, if it came from Sharon, I'd take it with a truckload of salt.
19:08I heard that she stuck by you all and always had your backs.
19:13It was the same with me and Mick.
19:15You know, it didn't matter how many times our kids messed up and they...
19:18And they did. You know, a lot.
19:20We never turned our backs on them.
19:23Do you really think it's that simple?
19:27When it comes to your kids, yeah, I do.
19:30You never give up and you never stop trying.
19:33Even when they're the ones making it seem impossible.
19:37Or don't you practice what you preach?
19:45Take care, Grant.
19:51And thank you for...
19:55Reminding me of who I am.
19:57Sorry, I messed it up, but it's a habit of mine.
20:00Oh, you weren't that bad.
20:02In another life, you, me, this place, who knows?
20:14Hold up, what do you mean you haven't wrote nothing?
20:16Well, the grooms is just, you know, thank yous and everyone.
20:19Look how beautiful my new wife is.
20:21Yeah, it's the best man's, that's the youngest bit I ever want.
20:24No, no, no, you've got to put more meat on the buns than that.
20:27Take it from me. I am a seasoned pro.
20:29I'm not sure multiple weddings makes you a seasoned pro, Ian.
20:34I'll have you know, right, my nuptials was top notch.
20:38It was the actual marriages that I fell a little bit short on.
20:41Right, I will see you later in the man's shed.
20:43Bring your notes, I will bring my red pen.
20:45Oh, I can't wait, mate.
20:47You're back early.
20:48Yeah, I managed to wrangle half a day.
20:50But I don't see many of them on the table once we break ground on this new shop in December.
20:54Why?
20:55You won't do any run, are you?
20:58Oh, okay.
21:00Look, I wasn't going to tell you now, but, seeing as you're here...
21:08Well, I'd say robbing the bank was pretty obvious, but, yeah.
21:12I've bought some of Dad's old jewellery at the Cash for Gold place.
21:16It's nearly two grand.
21:19That's enough to claw back the money for the venue, and your dress.
21:22Yeah.
21:24Or a couple of weeks in Menorca.
21:27I don't see it, Miss Vick.
21:29Yeah.
21:31I don't know what to say.
21:32I mean, that's just...
21:36Hey, Byron.
21:37Yeah?
21:37Don't know where Zack is, do you?
21:38He's swerving me coals.
21:39Probably because he's on a date.
21:40He's on a date?
21:41Oh, right, who with?
21:42I don't know.
21:46Come on.
21:50Wow, I can't believe how grown up she looks.
21:53I know.
21:54I know.
21:54Walking and talking.
21:56Oh, well, Dolly looks all right, I know.
21:59No, stop.
22:01Leave Brittany alone.
22:02It's me.
22:04You look happy, though.
22:06Really happy bit.
22:07Yeah.
22:08Well, I hope so.
22:15It's good to see you.
22:17Yeah.
22:18You too.
22:20I'm not going to lie after last time you spoke.
22:22Let me know.
22:23No.
22:23Please don't.
22:24You don't have to deal with that.
22:25I know you're probably killing it at the minute.
22:27And, as I say, the kids that they say look like they're having a lot of fun.
22:33Are you really happy doing it all on your own when you could be right here?
22:36Zack, stop.
22:37Why?
22:39Why?
22:40We could have it so good.
22:41We could have our friendly mate family.
22:43Because I'm seeing someone else.
22:53We could have it.
22:59What?
23:01You've messed up things pretty badly around here.
23:04Well, so you're allowed to get up to all sorts when it comes to me dipping my toe in?
23:08Dipping your toe?
23:09Are you serious?
23:11Fine, you can call it whatever you want.
23:13Fact is, you carry on like this,
23:17you'll either end up doing a serious stretch inside
23:20or being dragged out of the Thames.
23:24Now,
23:25I've got another option for you.
23:28Come to Portugal with me.
23:31Are you joking?
23:32Look, I know I screwed up badly yesterday and I am sorry,
23:36but this could be our last chance to get to know each other.
23:41Have you lost your mind?
23:52I don't know if you're a man.
23:56D upright?
23:59Yeah.
24:00You?
24:02Yeah.
24:02Yeah, well, I couldn't find no champagne, so...
24:07For the car lot launch?
24:09I don't care about the champagne, Lauren. I mean your dad. What are the updates?
24:13Oh. Well, I've tried, but he's really got it in for you.
24:15He reckons it was you that talked to the cars.
24:17Trying ain't good enough. You need to call him off, Lauren.
24:20What's the big deal? You didn't do anything, except you ain't got nothing to hide, have you?
24:25Yes, I know. But what did we replace it with? Hmm?
24:29Where do you think that one come from?
24:31Do you think that you can afford Jimmy's new nursery without doing what we're doing?
24:35You know I can't. Exactly.
24:37And the more he keeps digging, the worse it is. For both of us.
24:59I'm bored.
25:01Just on my phone a minute, Janet.
25:02I'll see Mum later.
25:04Not tonight, sweetheart. I'm tidying up.
25:06Could I speak?
25:08No. No, no, no. You don't have to do that. Your brother will take you, won't you, Will?
25:14What do I have to do tonight? I've got plans later than I've got.
25:17Well, as long as you all have to change plans, Will.
25:21Hello, darling. How are you feeling?
25:24Yeah. Will and Janet are just getting ready to come and see you.
25:30No, not fair enough.
25:38Cheers.
25:39Good round.
25:40I'll save some.
25:42It's funny coloured champagne.
25:44Orange wine slaps.
25:45Bang on trend, too.
25:46Well done, sis.
25:47It was actually peach cider.
25:49It's cheap, too.
25:51Oh, I wonder why.
25:54Right.
25:54Sorry.
25:55Hello.
25:56If I could just have your attention for a second.
25:58I've promised to keep it short and sweet.
26:01Erm.
26:03Well, when I found out that Jay was selling this place, I was in proper panic mode.
26:10So, to be standing here as co-owner, it really is a pinch me moment.
26:16I couldn't have done it on my own.
26:18Erm.
26:19Peter.
26:21Priya.
26:22Woo!
26:23Even Oscar.
26:24Yeah!
26:25You've all kept me going.
26:27But there is someone very special that I need to thank, and, well, that's my new business
26:35partner.
26:37My dad.
26:40Woo!
26:43So, with all that said, I would just like to introduce you to the new...
26:49Oscar.
26:51Good.
26:52One second.
26:55The new...
27:07Oh, here he is.
27:09The Scarlet Pimpernel.
27:13So, what's that, then?
27:15Have you been avoiding me?
27:17Why would I do that, eh?
27:19Well, that's the million dollar question, isn't it?
27:22Oh, go on.
27:23Let's hear it.
27:23Oh, look again.
27:25Looks confident, doesn't he?
27:26Yeah, I mean, why wouldn't he?
27:28It's not like anybody in his family has a history of crime, is it?
27:31Nah.
27:31It's not like the Mitchells to lie to the police, is it?
27:34Give him a false alibi.
27:37Prove it.
27:39What if we can?
27:40What are you talking about, Dad?
27:43We know you stole those cars because I saw you do it.
27:48Is that true?
27:50Of course it's not true.
27:51She's lying, Lauren.
27:53Mark's right.
27:56She's lying.
27:58Mark didn't torch those cars.
28:00I did.
28:31I'm sorry.
28:39That's true.
28:45Are you lies having a brawl?
28:46Oh, you're lying.
28:50You're lying in a bed.
28:53Oh, you're lying in a bed.