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00:00Shorty West, shorty-wax
00:04Shows our curdles, haunting away
00:08Shows of ash and grand-gain
00:12Shorty West, shorty-wax
00:16Shorty-wax, shorty-wax
00:20Shorty-wax, shorty-wax
00:21Shorty-wax, shorty-wax
00:25Shorty-wax, shorty-wax
00:32It's early morning and the galaxy is heading for Montego Bay, Jamaica for a day of leisure.
00:37Granville, the bar waiter, is once again looking forward to meeting his family.
00:41Jane, the singer, is planning a new look and a change of image.
00:44And casino workers Dale and Mary are off for a special adventure ashore.
00:49But in the theatre, it's panic.
00:51Everybody in places for the top!
00:53The ship's new production show, Goldwyn, goes on tonight, after only three days' frantic rehearsal.
00:58But first, there's an emergency dress rehearsal,
01:01whilst Michelle, the lead singer, tests out her voice ravaged by bronchitis.
01:05For the cast, this is make or break.
01:19Well, this morning is a very, very special morning for Jane MacDonald.
01:23Due to the fact that I'm going to be transformed by Anne, who is one of our best stylists here.
01:29So, she says, for God's sake, let me do something with you.
01:34So, I think I better go and get it done, really.
01:37So, hopefully, I'm going to be transformed, look like a star when I come out.
01:41Well, I'm going to see my wife, my son, quite a few of my family today.
01:48Are you going to get your haircut?
01:49Oh, yes, I need one.
01:51Are you too pushy now?
01:52Yeah, too pushy.
01:54Come on, Emma.
01:54It's a bit early for the singer.
01:58And I'm terrible getting you up so early.
02:00Oh, it's okay.
02:01Oh, hello.
02:02Oh, shall I take these off now?
02:05Oh.
02:07Okay, doll.
02:08Time for change.
02:09Yes.
02:09Yes.
02:10So, what are you going to do to me?
02:11Wow.
02:16I'd like to spend a couple of days in Jamaica to see all the...
02:20We only, every week we come here, we only see a couple of miles of it, don't we?
02:24Yeah.
02:25Get to know Jamaica better.
02:26Yeah, I'd like to.
02:27We don't have enough time, so every week we have to be back on the ship by, er...
02:31Oh, 4.
02:324.30, yeah.
02:32But having said that, the passengers only get it once and that's it.
02:36At least we get it every week.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Okay, boys and girls, dress rehearsal and technical run-through today.
02:43And we'll do it till we've got it right.
02:45Jeff?
02:46Huh?
02:46Do you want to get the band in place?
02:48Yes, I know.
02:48They're finishing up once.
02:49Okay.
02:52I think we start in ten minutes, if anybody wants to know.
02:57I feel great.
02:59My body's tired.
03:01Almost there.
03:02It's pretty fast, you know?
03:04It is fine.
03:06We're open tonight.
03:07I mean, it's like...
03:09We're open tonight.
03:10The panic will be over.
03:13So, we'll see.
03:15How's the voice today, Michelle?
03:16Final update is I'm the other...
03:18I saw the second doctor today.
03:20He gave me more drugs.
03:22Because my voice is not completely back in.
03:24There's no power to it.
03:25It's just a crazy week.
03:27I'm nervous.
03:28I want to be very, very careful because I'm operating a fake voice.
03:31I would rather have you not.
03:32And it can be very dangerous.
03:33I can really hurt myself if I really pushed.
03:35And the lovely girl, Linda Sue, is here to help me out.
03:38She's going to do my big number that I really can't sing yet.
03:41So, I think it'll be fine.
03:42It's summertime.
03:43Summertime, yeah.
03:44I usually wail on summertime, but I just can't.
03:47The power's not here yet.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:49Here we go.
03:49Oh, this is going to be attractive, isn't it?
03:51Yep.
03:52Let's see.
03:53Now, what I'm going to do now, can I get you to just hold the front two?
03:56Yeah.
03:57And I'm going to slide it over.
03:58Oh, God.
04:00Oh, it's like putting on a condom, isn't it?
04:01This.
04:04Trim here.
04:06All right.
04:07Let me share the barba.
04:09Hey, barba.
04:10Hey, barba.
04:11Hey, barba.
04:11Hey, barba.
04:13Oh, dear.
04:14I had four hours sleep last night.
04:16Serves you all right, aren't you?
04:17We finished at 4 o'clock in the morning, and because there's seven staff leaving, we went
04:22in the cabin, had a little party.
04:23We got told off by security that came round.
04:26Serves you like to stop out.
04:27But we gave them a beer each and said, all right, we'll keep it down.
04:32Oh, my God, look at the state of that.
04:34I look like my dad's allotment.
04:36I can't believe you're filming this.
04:43My spot's nearly going now.
04:45Oh, good.
04:46I've had this spot.
04:47That's...
04:48Don't you hate this?
04:49Actually.
04:51You know, I was going to put a hat on it yesterday, because it was that big.
04:55You need to sit there and chill out.
04:57Chill out, she says.
05:19Oh, my God, Marty.
05:21It's all falling over.
05:26Oh, my God, Marty.
05:29This is lovely.
05:32This is romantic, isn't it?
05:37If you get me wet on purpose, I'm going to throw you in the bloody water.
05:40How are you going to be?
05:41To infinity and beyond!
05:48I'm going to throw it.
05:50Did you get me wet?
05:53I'm not going to throw it.
05:57I'm not going to throw it down.
06:01That's all right, I'm going to throw it down.
06:07How are you going to throw it down?
06:11I'm going to throw it down.
06:17Don't change we're running open again
06:32We're running opening again
06:43Have you always been a glamorous woman then Jane? Oh, yes, as you can see glamour is my middle name
06:53You go on stage like that it would be novel. Well, it wouldn't I think I'll bless her. She's not
06:58very well
07:00Well, she's all right, but she's losing her head of it
07:05It's so quiet isn't it
07:08The contrast between this and the casino can't be any more the other way
07:37What about Richard's head?
07:51This is it there's no turning back now
08:00She's what painting my head
08:05I hope not my job that colors coming naturally through on its own now
08:10Gray I've seen a few little stray gray hair actually which I've seen. Have you seen them?
08:16There you saw I've got quite a few now then come on. Oh
08:20Come on see it's one
08:23Stress it is a stress to tell you stress of living ownership. Yeah
08:35Are these supposed to hang down right? Yeah in your face exactly like this
08:42Guys keep a concentration on your costume changes and stuff and really let me know if you're not gonna make
08:49something
08:52It's really it's really unbalanced and just ugly
09:01It really was weird last night what Chris said he said why are you and Mary so happy to what's
09:08what?
09:09You know, what's the secret? I said, what do you mean? He said you both seem to be
09:16So happy this is well. Yeah, yeah, we are
09:21Can you see how lucky you are I said well, I suppose the odds of finding your right partner is
09:27probably like the lottery
09:28You know
09:31I said you just
09:32We won yeah
09:35Jackpot
09:36You're going into a fast bit now
09:38If there is a waterfall down here. I'm going to throw Chris over it
09:43I would I'll do that to him and he would do that to me
09:48to them to
09:49dad
09:50you're going to
09:51Do you need to
09:52know
09:52I
09:53Do you know
10:05how to
10:07Be
10:12Thank you guys
10:14Right
10:15Maximal respect, yeah, yes.
10:55Maximal respect, yeah.
11:24Thank you very much and have a good night.
11:26That was pretty torturous.
11:29I think all my toenails have just curled up.
11:34It's getting a little testy here, but we're very positive and very excited and very nervous.
11:46Take back your pearls.
11:49Oh, my goodness.
11:51It's me, pull it down.
11:57Oh, that's lovely.
11:59They're looking at you.
12:01You can see things like that.
12:03She's putting flamingo pink speaks in the air chain.
12:05No, it's green.
12:08It's not pink.
12:10Nothing surprises me anymore.
12:22Hey, how are we doing?
12:23Praise the Lord, brother man.
12:25Praise him, praise him, praise him.
12:27How are we doing?
12:28I'm doing fantastic.
12:30Hey, man.
12:31How are you?
12:33How are you doing?
12:34Hey.
12:35How are you doing?
12:35How are you doing?
12:35Good.
12:36Doing great, man.
12:37It's been a pleasure, man.
12:38It's been a pleasure.
12:38Is this one of your regulars now?
12:39You doing a regular?
12:40You doing a regular?
12:41You doing a regular?
12:41Yes.
12:43You doing a regular?
12:43Oh, because I get a year of course, you don't recognize me, yeah?
12:50Oh, couldn't you just, I don't know.
12:53I'll have a couple of slices of toast tomorrow, then.
12:56Cucumber sandwiches and cupcakes.
12:58Binge on toast.
13:00Don't talk about food.
13:02It's smashed up on toast.
13:03Why are you talking about food?
13:05No, no, no.
13:06Best, right?
13:07Ready?
13:07Go on.
13:08Fish fingers, baked beans.
13:10And mashed potato.
13:11No, jacket potato.
13:12Or mash.
13:13No, no, no.
13:14I've got a better one.
13:17Yorkshire pudding, Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, roast beef, and...
13:24Apple pie and custard.
13:26No, apple pie and ice cream.
13:27Jolly rolling custard.
13:29Mmm.
13:29I'm getting hungry.
13:31I'm hungry.
13:38You all right?
13:39What's happened?
13:40Ticed up.
13:41Oh, Christ.
13:47Oh, my God.
13:59That's going to fall off.
14:02Oh, my God.
14:16That's going to fall off.
14:16Fab.
14:19Fab, darling, fab.
14:20Like, absolutely fabulous.
14:27Oh, I can't get it.
14:28It's not much there, isn't it?
14:30Not yet.
14:30She says, oh, hi.
14:32Oh, my God.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:37Oh, my God.
14:38Do you think they need to do a plate of chips over there?
14:41Mm.
14:42God, wouldn't that be fantastic?
14:44What, a nice hot jacket potato?
14:46It's basically anything edible really.
14:49Don't keep talking about food.
14:51I'm starving.
14:51Pineapple.
14:51Do you know what I had last night?
14:53No, I finished work, right?
14:55It's about half as two.
14:56I had a cup of tea and a twirl.
14:59Oh, a chocolate twirl.
15:00Oh, it was lovely.
15:06My good friend, Errol, he owned the bar here in this restaurant.
15:11He worked on the ship with us.
15:12He's the number one bartender on board the M3 Galaxy.
15:16And we asked, we come to support him and have a good time.
15:19We're good buddies from long time, good friends long time.
15:22Errol, come, Errol, have come with me.
15:24Are you a come?
15:24This is Errol's kitchen.
15:27This is where we took the famous Jamaican food.
15:30We have, like, fish, Jamaican style, chicken, Jamaican style, and rice and peas.
15:38Okay.
15:38So you don't have this sort of food on the ship?
15:41Never, never.
15:43Once a week I eat.
15:45When I come to Jamaica.
15:48Like you wish you had it on the ship?
15:49I wish we had this kind of food on the ship.
15:51I would be more big and strong.
15:57I want to see you.
15:58You don't have everything.
16:02You don't have dinner tonight, you know.
16:04You have native food today, right?
16:06Sabina, you want a fish?
16:08One fish is Sabina.
16:11It was worth looking like Maxwell.
16:14It's really nice.
16:15Do you like it?
16:18Really natural though, isn't it?
16:19It's not like it's, oh my gosh, she's had a color.
16:23No.
16:23It sort of, it sort of brings it out.
16:25It's nice of the air.
16:27Yeah, I like it.
16:28Yeah.
16:28I love it.
16:34I don't know what the company calls, but they can break until they're whatever call they choose.
16:39Yeah, we're really close to opening this show.
16:42Tighten up a couple of costume changes.
16:43We're there.
16:46Three hours to curtain up.
16:47You saw it, you know.
16:50Your guess is as good as ours.
16:57Are you happy?
16:58Yes.
17:00If you had to change your life, would you change it?
17:02No.
17:03You're happy with everything?
17:04Yeah?
17:06Put it this way, if I won a lottery tomorrow, I'd do exactly what we're doing now, except for the
17:13work bit.
17:14So that must mean that we're happy, isn't it?
17:16Yeah.
17:18It's a shame we can't go back a few years, really, isn't it?
17:21Why?
17:22Why should we stay where as we are?
17:23We won't get any older.
17:25We don't get any older.
17:31Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
17:33Tonight, the ship is alive with entertainment.
17:36In the Celebrity Theatre, we present the world premiere of The Goldwyn Years, a musical extravaganza.
17:41That's in half an hour.
17:42But if that's not your taste, we have karaoke in the rendezvous bar.
17:46And remember, if you're a little shy, you'll never see these people again.
17:52Oh, fantastic.
17:53Have a good time at karaoke here in the rendezvous square.
17:55All right.
17:56Here's Steve.
18:19Take your seats, ladies and gentlemen, for The Goldwyn Years.
18:22In a few minutes, it will be G.O. time.
18:26Uh-oh.
18:28D-Day.
18:29Here we go.
18:30There ain't no turning back.
18:32D-Day.
18:33Give out one of those lamps that you used to plug in.
18:36It looked like that.
18:37Maybe not.
18:38All right.
18:38This dress has saved me thousands of dollars in cosmetic surgery.
18:42Michelle, how's the voice?
18:43The voice is getting better.
18:44Yeah.
18:45There's no power.
18:46Yeah.
18:46And I'm scared to try to push because I could injure myself.
18:51Right.
18:52Place is done, please.
18:53Uh-oh.
18:54Great show, everybody.
18:56Have a good one, Michelle.
18:57I will, Michelle.
19:00Have a good one, babe.
19:02Thanks.
19:04Lucille from Stewart, Florida.
19:06Round of applause.
19:07Give it a hand.
19:17As long as he can meet me.
19:24Lights, camera, action.
19:27Good luck, guys.
19:28Don't forget to name.
19:30Here we go.
19:32Yay.
19:33We're nervous.
19:35Let's try that.
19:40Here we go.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:42I'm going to pee.
19:43I'm going to pee.
19:43I'm going to pee.
19:44I'm going to pee.
19:44Don't think of water.
19:45Don't think of water.
19:46Fountain.
19:48CHEERING
19:54AND APPLAUSE
19:59MUSIC
19:59MUSIC
20:08Today is the whole night.
20:11Come on, girls.
20:12Waiting for faith like John.
20:15Want to celebrate for Jesus' day.
20:18And it feels to take you away.
20:23Every bill by Samuel Gawain.
20:28Spells enchanted on the night.
20:32Sally!
20:38Sally!
20:42I'm going to make it happen
20:45To the world in your world
20:48I'm going to plan to plan to
20:52Explore this place
21:03What's the matter?
21:06Oh, my God.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:11I can't even speak in this.
21:13I got you.
21:14It is the death.
21:34Hey, Charlie!
21:36Man!
21:37You were so good!
21:38Hey, man!
21:39That tequila worked good, man!
21:41Hey!
21:42You see, I'm crazy for you!
21:46Jesus is nervous.
21:47This is my first time out.
21:48I hate it.
21:50Everybody seems to be
21:51In an extremely good mood this evening.
21:53But everybody seems really in good spirit.
21:55So that's good.
21:56It'll be good.
21:56We'll have a good show.
21:57Watch your back.
21:58Don't worry.
22:19To all the girls who shared my life
22:25Who now are someone else's wife
22:32I'm glad they came along
22:36Oh, my God.
22:37Oh, my God.
22:38I hope this goes well.
22:39For all the feature number of the evening,
22:41The Hot Box proudly presents
22:43Miss Adelaide and her debutants!
23:02He bought me the fur thing five winters ago
23:05And the gown the following fall
23:08Then the necklace, the bag, the gloves and the hat
23:12That was late 48, I recall
23:18Granville Bailey coming up with Dale Nathan
23:21Dale Nathan all the way from England
23:23Granville from Jamaica
23:24Here they come ladies and gentlemen to do a fabulous duet
23:27Dale
23:29Yeah
23:30You recognize Dale Nathan
23:32Yeah
23:33Fortunes right here aboard the gal
23:36Cha-ching
23:37Thank you
23:38All right gentlemen, you know what to do
23:39Do your stuff
23:40Then, last night in his apartment, he tried to remove them all.
23:52Leo, Leo, did I come and be one ago?
24:00What made you think that I was one of those girls?
24:05Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, watch!
24:08It all seems a horrible dream!
24:17So, take back your mink from when it came
24:24And tell them to Holland Rising for some other day!
24:34Seven foot, eight foot, watch!
24:38They like a man, they wanna go home!
24:50You did it!
24:52Well done! Great singing! Well done!
24:56It all comes on me one ago!
25:03Brando Bailey and Dale Nathan!
25:08Ah, you'll never hear it sung like that again!
25:10And I'm at this house
25:17Oh, oh, your daddy's rich
25:22And your mama's good-looking
25:30So hush little baby
25:34Don't you, don't you cry
25:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
26:21oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
26:25oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
26:25oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
26:25oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
26:25oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
26:50And ladies and gentlemen, share that round of applause with our fine celebrity orchestra.
26:54Well done, Jack. Well done. Excellent.
26:59That went really well. Yep, that went very, very well.
27:02Everybody seemed to be very excited about doing it, and it showed, I think.
27:06Good job. Thank you.
27:08Isn't it wonderful? It's good. Didn't you think?
27:12Oh, fabulous.
27:13Yeah, yeah.
27:14Good job. Good job.
27:19Really good job. Good job.
27:21Hi, everyone.
27:22Can you have a second?
27:24Okay.
27:24Oh, yeah.
27:25That was great.
27:28So, I'm trying to chuckle. I'm gone.
27:31Was it okay?
27:32Oh, come on. I screwed up enough.
27:35Thanks. Thank you.
27:37You should feel great.
27:40Hey, we have a show now.
27:44That a relief, Jack.
27:45Yes, it's such a great relief. It's such a great relief.
27:49Champagne.
27:51Yes, champagne.
27:53Champagne.
27:53Champagne.
27:54You couldn't tell. I mean, my voice is not bigger.
27:57Not at all.
27:57No, I'm so worried, Tarshish.
27:59No, no, not at all.
28:01Okay, good.
28:02You went through everything with them there, so I'm just delighted they got it on in time.
28:07I knew the wood. I told you the wood, didn't I?
28:09Cheers. Go, y'all.
28:10Thank you for it. What a positive day. Thank you very much.
28:14Yeah, you guys sounded great.
28:17You guys, 2.30. Call on Friday for a 3 o'clock go of Celebrity Night.