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00:29What are we going to do?
00:30Eh?
00:31It's almost one o'clock.
00:33I know.
00:34Well?
00:35What?
00:35What are we going to do?
00:37I don't know.
00:38What do you want me to do?
00:39Don't have a go at me.
00:41You always do when you've had one too many.
00:43No, I don't.
00:46I don't know how she could do this to me.
00:48What do you mean?
00:49Well, after our mark.
00:51She won't do it again in a hurry. I'll see to that.
00:54Oh, give over.
00:55I'm not going to have her go the same way as him.
00:59Come in.
01:00I want to make a move.
01:01Do you want a cup of coffee or something?
01:02Nah, I'd better not get it in the neck if I'm too late.
01:05It was a great night, weren't it?
01:06Yeah, yeah.
01:07I really enjoyed it.
01:08Me too.
01:09You know, I could watch you dance all night.
01:11Oh, you'd soon get bored.
01:12Oh, I wouldn't.
01:13And I didn't.
01:14I'll see you tomorrow.
01:15If you want.
01:16Afternoon.
01:16Okay.
01:17All right, then.
01:19Owen.
01:20Miss you.
01:20Mm-hmm.
01:23What the hell are you doing in here?
01:24I was just about...
01:25In there.
01:25What?
01:25No excuses.
01:26Get in there.
01:27And you make yourself scarce.
01:28I would have thought you'd known better.
01:29Go on.
01:30Pop it.
01:31Where on earth have you been?
01:32Your dad's been going spare.
01:34Just where I said I was.
01:35Now, what's your game, eh?
01:36Eh?
01:36Did you get my message?
01:37Don't give me that.
01:38I did.
01:39Do you know what time it is?
01:40Yeah.
01:41Well?
01:41What?
01:42What time is it?
01:43One o'clock.
01:44Eh?
01:44One o'clock.
01:45I didn't hear you.
01:46One o'clock?
01:46Yeah, and I don't want no daughter of mine slagging it around the streets at one o'clock in
01:49the morning.
01:50I wasn't slagging around the streets.
01:51You were slagging it around the streets.
01:52Arthur, she's home safe now.
01:54How could you do this after Mark?
01:56I haven't done anything wrong.
01:57You haven't what?
01:59Look, let's leave it till the morning, please.
02:00No, I'm gonna clear this up.
02:02Put a stop to it once and for all.
02:04I'm an old lady with shingles and I'm trying to get to sleep.
02:08And she's pregnant, needs a rest and Michelle shouldn't be up at this hour.
02:12So why don't you all go to bed, eh?
02:14I'm talking...
02:14Mum's right.
02:15Michelle, you go to bed.
02:17Yeah, but wait a minute.
02:18Pauline as well.
02:19Now, look here, I...
02:20And you should know better, Arthur.
02:22Me?
02:22Keeping your daughter up to this hour.
02:25Do you know what the time is?
02:27Yes, it's one o'clock.
02:41Oh, don't stand there dripping, Andy.
02:43You'll make the floor all wet.
02:46Umbrella, darling.
02:47I know what it is, but what's it doing there?
02:50You always keep it there.
02:51But it wasn't there last night.
02:52Where?
02:53In that corner, or in any other corner for that matter.
02:56When?
02:56Last night.
02:57Yes, but when last night?
02:58Last night when I went to work last night.
03:00Oh, no, it wouldn't have been.
03:01Why not?
03:02I used it.
03:03What?
03:03I used it to nip across the street to see if they had any wholemeal flour.
03:06When I went to work?
03:07Yes.
03:08But it wasn't raining.
03:09No, I know, but it looked like it might.
03:12But I thought it was obvious that I needed the umbrella.
03:14Well, it wasn't obvious to me or I wouldn't have used it, would I?
03:17So what did you think I was going to use?
03:19I don't know.
03:20I thought you might have used any a cape.
03:21What?
03:21A cape, your bicycle cape.
03:23I haven't got a bicycle.
03:24Then why did you buy a cape?
03:26I bought the bicycle cape because I'm buying the bike today.
03:29Not yesterday or tomorrow, today.
03:31So I'd hardly wear my bicycle cape, would I?
03:33Well, I don't see why not.
03:34At least it would have stopped you getting all wet.
03:35I couldn't wear my bicycle cape without a bike.
03:38I'd look like some big yellow Batman ponting down the street.
03:41Pardon?
03:41Oh, never mind.
03:42Where are you going?
03:43I'm going to shower.
03:44I may as well drip in there as down here.
03:51Good Dad.
03:52About last night.
03:53I don't want to discuss it, Michelle.
03:55Well, at least let me explain.
03:56Explain?
03:57Explain what?
03:58You came home at one o'clock in the morning.
04:00There's nothing to explain.
04:01Of course there is.
04:04Sorry.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:06Are those two at it again?
04:08Is that better?
04:10Does he never let up?
04:12It's a shame when a sick woman can't get a bit of peace in her own home.
04:17Yes, I'll tell him, Mum.
04:19He was on at her all last night.
04:22Row, row, row.
04:25Yes, well, it's Michelle's own fault.
04:26She should have come back at the proper time.
04:28Well, the way he was going on at her, you'd have thought she'd have killed someone.
04:33On and on and on.
04:35I'll tell you what, when I die,
04:37Sir Peter won't have to think twice about where to send me.
04:40He'll send me straight down below.
04:43He'll think I'll get homesick if I'm not in hell.
04:47Well, I'll tell him to shut up then, Mum.
04:49But pass me my tea, will you, love?
04:54Well, there you go.
04:55But I let you know.
04:56No, you didn't.
04:57I did.
04:57You didn't.
04:58How could you let me know?
04:59I rang up.
05:00Who do you think I am?
05:02Donald Duck?
05:02We haven't got a phone.
05:03I know that.
05:04Well, how could you ring me, then?
05:06I didn't ring you.
05:06I rang Sharon.
05:07Sharon?
05:08Yes, she was supposed to come round to tell you I was going to be late.
05:10Well, she didn't.
05:11I bloody know that now.
05:12Language.
05:13All right, you two.
05:14That's enough.
05:14Just pack it in.
05:15It's not me, Mum.
05:16I don't care who it is.
05:17It's all Sharon's fault.
05:19What's she got to do with it?
05:20Look, when we found out we were going to have to walk home...
05:23Walk?
05:23Yeah, we overspent, you see.
05:25It was three quid to get into the club, not 250.
05:28Then we had a drink, you know.
05:29We could only get back as far as Liverpool Street.
05:31It was Kelvin's idea to walk home.
05:33I mean, I didn't think you'd mind.
05:34I even thought you'd be pleased.
05:36I wouldn't have minded if I'd got the message.
05:38All right, look.
05:39It's all over now, right?
05:41It's such a silly story.
05:43She couldn't possibly have made it up.
05:44Let's forget it.
05:45Arthur?
05:46All right.
05:47I'll see.
05:48Michelle.
05:50All right.
05:50I'll forget it.
05:51Good.
05:52I'm off.
05:53But I'll make sure Sharon doesn't.
06:12Gee.
06:28Goose milk.
06:35Well, I'm surprised you didn't hear a noise they was making.
06:39Laughing and giggling and what have you.
06:41What time did you say this was?
06:42Well, it was late.
06:44Tell you'd been off for ages.
06:46I doubt if we'd have heard of anything.
06:47We were fast asleep.
06:48Well, I could have sworn I saw a light on up above.
06:51Well, there might be.
06:52I did get up at some point to make a cup of tea.
06:55I'm glad you could make something.
06:58I am surprised you didn't hear them.
07:02Den, I'm putting 20 quid in this till 30 quid in the other, all right?
07:05Uh-huh.
07:06I had half a man to go out and sort them out myself.
07:09You should do, Ethel.
07:11Here.
07:11Why don't you start an LAP vigilante group?
07:14I might.
07:15I will, might.
07:16And you never know.
07:17Might do some good.
07:18Put an end to all these muggins and juvenile deterrents.
07:22Come on, Willie.
07:24Let's do the public.
07:33I thought I might ask Kelvin for some lessons.
07:35What?
07:36You know, robotics.
07:37We shouldn't bother if I'm a jury.
07:38Why not?
07:39We'll get to the big boy.
07:45Kelvin!
07:47Kelvin!
07:50Kelvin!
07:52I'll see you later.
07:53You know this afternoon, Kevin?
07:55Yeah, but I thought...
07:55I've seen the cafe.
07:56Oh, it's just a cafe, is it?
07:58Yeah, but I'll be there.
08:00I'll meet you early if you like, Sharon.
08:03Darren?
08:12What time did you get home last night?
08:15No.
08:15Not late?
08:16No.
08:17No.
08:18Then why was your mother around here this morning giving me a right air bedding?
08:217.30 she had me, huh?
08:23Yeah, well, I weren't that.
08:24She says different.
08:27Fuck, it was just after midnight.
08:29Yeah, I bet.
08:30It was.
08:31She told me she was giving you what for at two o'clock this morning.
08:35Well...
08:36Was it?
08:37Could have been.
08:39Well, it's not hard, is it, Kelvin?
08:41Look, we didn't have enough money for the tube, so we had to walk, right?
08:44You're supposed to be revising, not living it up in some West End bopping house.
08:49Why not?
08:49It's hardly living it up.
08:50Well, what are you doing now?
08:52Nothing.
08:53Just...
08:55Look, if you want to pass your exams, Kelvin, you've got to work.
08:58I know, I know.
09:00Your mum was right.
09:01I said I know.
09:04Then get down to it!
09:11What are you looking so miserable about?
09:13Ah, it's nothing.
09:14I know what it is.
09:16You're fed up with half-term, you can't wait to get back to school.
09:19Nah.
09:20Well, what then?
09:22Ah, it's nothing.
09:23I know.
09:24It's, um, woman trouble.
09:26I'd know that look anywhere.
09:27Huh?
09:28You got trouble with your girlfriend?
09:30I'm having trouble getting a girlfriend.
09:31Oh, give over.
09:33I just don't want to know.
09:34Mind you, I'm not surprised if you walk round like sorry for yourself all day.
09:38It's not that.
09:39She just ain't interested.
09:40Then she must be mad.
09:42All you lacks a bit of self-confidence.
09:44I wish it was.
09:46Oh, it's true.
09:47All you've got to do, brush your hair nice and...
09:49Oh, no.
09:51That machine's on the roof again.
09:54You're useless.
09:58You're Ian.
09:59Unload that for us, will you?
10:00Put it in there.
10:01Yeah.
10:02I'll put that on here.
10:03Yeah, fair enough, yeah.
10:04No.
10:05Just, you know, brush your hair nice.
10:06Clean pair of jeans.
10:08Touch of the Beale family charm.
10:10You won't be able to lose.
10:11So you reckon I stand a chance then?
10:13Stand a chance?
10:14You'll have to pay someone to fight them off for you.
10:16That'd be the done.
10:17Who is this girl anyway?
10:18Do I know her?
10:19Yeah, you know her.
10:21Well, who is she?
10:22Are you promised one's only one?
10:24Course not.
10:25It's Sharon.
10:27Sharon?
10:27Yeah.
10:29Sharon Watts?
10:30Yeah, that's right.
10:32Wouldn't bother with Sharon if I was you, Ian.
10:35I'd leave her for the big boys.
10:39I saw it all in the tea leaves.
10:42Oh, it was a real shock.
10:44I can imagine.
10:45Muggings and fightings.
10:47I saw it all.
10:48You see, cards and palms tend to be more personal.
10:52Such as?
10:53Well, such as who's having it away with you, if you know what I mean.
10:58Half a pint, please, Hank.
10:59Hello, Ali.
11:00Here.
11:01Yeah, I've left Sue over there.
11:03I was wondering if I could have a quick word with Den.
11:06Is he around?
11:07Yeah, he's in the other bar.
11:09There, sweetheart.
11:1035 feet, please.
11:11Cheers.
11:12Den!
11:16Den!
11:21Den, how do you want some words?
11:22All right.
11:23All right.
11:24All right.
11:25There's a guy around here who wants to know why we stopped the home cooking.
11:27How far away from class?
11:28I couldn't have a quick word in your ear, could I, Den?
11:36What about?
11:37I'm, er, looking for a new motor.
11:39Yeah?
11:39I was wondering if you could lay your hands on one for me.
11:41Yeah, I should think so.
11:42Depends on what you're after.
11:43Well, I'm not that particular about its background.
11:45Just as long as the paperwork's kosher.
11:47Well, it's got to be a four-door, you know, from a minicabin.
11:50A cortina, something like that.
11:51Easy.
11:52Always a ton of cortinas around.
11:54What sort of price are you thinking of?
11:55Well, er, 800 quid.
11:59Yeah, I should think so.
12:00Leave it to me.
12:05All right?
12:06Hello, Arthur.
12:06Anybody waiting at the stall?
12:08Not that I could see.
12:09Hello, Ange, no.
12:09What are you having?
12:10I'll get you one.
12:11No, no, no.
12:11This is on me.
12:13It's my shelf.
12:14Same again, Ange.
12:15And whatever Arthur's having.
12:16I'll have half, please, Ange.
12:17Half or Arthur?
12:18Yeah, half or Arthur, get it?
12:20Thank you, Dan.
12:21Would you put this behind the bar?
12:23Back in two minutes.
12:24Just got to put me washing in.
12:25Okay, Ethel.
12:31Hi.
12:35Is that yours?
12:36Yeah, I just bought it.
12:37See what I wrote in the car.
12:38Hello, Penny.
12:40Hi, Edna.
12:40Is that Ethel?
12:41Yeah, yeah.
12:43Well, you could still get done for drunken driving, then.
12:45Yeah, but if I'm too drunk, I won't be able to ride it anyway.
12:47I'll just keep falling off it.
12:49Right.
12:49Hey, you're not going to leave it there like that, are you?
12:51Yeah, I don't see.
12:52Why not?
12:52I'll just keep neffing out and check it's all right.
12:54Okay, I'll buy you a drink.
12:55Come on, then.
12:58Cheers, Alf.
12:59Cheers, Alf.
12:59Oh, good.
13:00Oh, good.
13:00Oh, good.
13:01Hey, you can do it.
13:01Yeah, I do, I suppose.
13:04Yeah, I got one at the back of the house you can have.
13:05Yeah?
13:06How much do you want for it?
13:07Ah, nothing.
13:08It's no use to me.
13:09Oh, thanks, mate.
13:09Come on, I'll treat a pint.
13:11What do you want, bitter?
13:11Cheers.
13:12Two pints of bitter, please, Dan.
13:14Cheers, mate.
13:15So you are in here, then?
13:19What about you being in here?
13:20Yeah, I'm in here.
13:21So what?
13:22So who's looking after my mum?
13:24Nobody.
13:24She's all right.
13:25How she knows she's all right?
13:26You're in here swilling the beer down.
13:27I haven't even tasted it yet.
13:29Yeah, and I thought you'd have had more than enough last night.
13:31Look, Pauline, I've come in here for a swift half, that's all.
13:34You make me sound like a bleeding alcoholic.
13:36You might as well be.
13:36All the bloody use you are.
13:38Oh, thanks.
13:39Don't worry.
13:40I'll go in and look after me, Mum.
13:41I mean, you stay here and enjoy your drink.
13:43Don't let me spoil your fun.
13:44I don't know what you're grinning for.
13:46There's two lads out there had half your stall away.
13:48What?
13:50I'm up here then.
13:51Oh, blimey.
13:52I don't believe that.
13:54I don't think she's too pleased, Arthur.
13:56You can say that again.
13:57Well, let us do.
13:58Not a good idea, Arthur.
13:59Not in her condition.
14:01It might be wise, if you remind me of suggesting,
14:03to go on, as they say, placate the situation.
14:06Let her placate it.
14:07At the moment, I don't think there's much chance of that happening.
14:10Well, why should I?
14:12Because I reckon you don't fancy going to bed for the next two nights
14:14with something which resembles a cruise missile.
14:18You've got a point there.
14:19Hey, Dan, look after me, Beer.
14:20I'll be back.
14:22Beer, is there somebody's bike out here?
14:23Yeah, mine.
14:24Well, I wouldn't ride it in the dark if I was you, Job.
14:26Why not?
14:27Just see two kids think your lights.
14:29What?
14:30Dan, my beer.
14:33This bar's getting like a beer bag.
14:35I don't reckon Arthur would be back to finish his, do you?
14:38I doubt it.
14:38We'll be lucky if he's ever let out again.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Must be nice not to have those problems, eh, Tony?
14:43What do you mean?
14:44Well, no one bashing you here.
14:45Tell him what you can or can't do.
14:46Oh, you think so?
14:47Yeah.
14:48Well, you should have been at my place this morning.
14:49I was getting it good and proper.
14:51What about?
14:51Ah, Kelvin not doing enough work.
14:53Well, it can't be as bad as Ange.
14:55I mean, nothing could be as bad as Ange.
14:57You should give me a rough time, then.
14:59Can a fish swim?
15:01Well, I thought you two seemed all right.
15:03Yeah, we are most of the time.
15:04It's just...
15:05What?
15:06Well, you know.
15:07What?
15:08Yeah.
15:08What's your secret?
15:10What?
15:11Well, you're the carefree bachelor who can pull the birds at the drop of an ant.
15:15Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:18Well?
15:19Well, you've just got to get a piece right.
15:21Don't rush things.
15:22Well, I don't exactly go at it like Daily Thompson.
15:23No, I don't mean like that.
15:25I mean, just treat her right.
15:27Now, treat her like...
15:28Well, treat her like a priceless piece of porcelain that needs unwrapping gently.
15:33Well, Ange.
15:34Yeah, Ange.
15:36Here.
15:37You two talking dirty?
15:39Spot on those years of lethal.
15:40In fact, we were trying to imagine what you'd look like with no clothes on.
15:43Let me tell you, there was a time when I used to turn heads.
15:47I bet.
15:48Like the exorcist.
15:49Oh, yes.
15:51Oh.
15:51My drink.
15:52Yeah, well, you don't deserve it, seeing as you just got Arthur in to bother.
15:55I never got him in to bother.
15:56Oh, no?
15:57Well, Pauline's just been in there shouting the odds there.
15:59You told her he was in here boozing away.
16:01She asked me who was in here and I told her.
16:04I'll say.
16:06Here.
16:10Ben and him are talking dirty and swapping notes like men do.
16:17That'll be nice for him, then.
16:18She never gave the message.
16:20Why not?
16:21I don't know.
16:21Spite, I suppose.
16:22Oh, and your dad really went spare.
16:24Yeah, he kept waking me up in the night having a go at me.
16:26Then in the morning he wouldn't speak to me.
16:28This is pathetic.
16:29Yeah.
16:29I don't think it would have been so bad.
16:31It's just that when my mum got home, she found the old man legless.
16:33And so she gave him a right ear bendy.
16:35And then he took it out on you?
16:36I think that was half a bit.
16:37Well, what's the score now?
16:38What do you mean?
16:40Well, was he letting you out or what?
16:41Oh, yeah.
16:41They would have forgotten all about it by tomorrow.
16:43Oh, good.
16:44So we can do it all over again.
16:46Yeah?
16:47Yeah.
16:48I thought he might have been put off.
16:49Put off of what?
16:50Well, you know, me and going out.
16:52No way.
16:52I can't wait.
16:54We won't go so far next time, eh?
16:56I don't know.
16:57I don't think we went very far last night.
16:58Do you?
17:00Right?
17:00Yeah.
17:02Where's Sharon there?
17:03Is she not here yet?
17:03What?
17:04I thought you was meeting her in here, Carol.
17:06What?
17:06You're meeting Sharon?
17:07No, not exactly.
17:09After what she did last night?
17:10I didn't know she did it then, did I?
17:12I thought you were meeting me.
17:13I was.
17:14I mean, I am.
17:15I was told you might be in here, that's all.
17:17Hi, Sharon.
17:19Hi.
17:19Hello.
17:19Anyone want a drink?
17:21Carol?
17:21I didn't think you'd have the nerve to show your face in here today.
17:24Me?
17:25After what you did last night.
17:26What are you talking about?
17:27Forget it, Sharon.
17:28Why should I?
17:28It's not worth it.
17:30It's not.
17:31Don't come the Virgin Mary at with me.
17:33I phoned you last night so you could let my old man know I was going to be in late.
17:36Remember now?
17:37Oh, God.
17:38Sorry, Sharon.
17:38I forgot all about it.
17:39Like hell.
17:40I did, I promise.
17:41Well, I went to do it and something happened to me for...
17:42What?
17:43You were phoning again for me dad.
17:44And by the time I found him, I just forgot.
17:46Oh, yeah.
17:47It's the truth.
17:47Why should I lie?
17:48I'll come off it.
17:49No, why?
17:50Because you're jealous and you thought it might ruin my chances.
17:53Don't be stupid.
17:55You're just great.
17:56I don't fancy him.
17:57Of course you do.
17:58You let it drop, Shel.
17:59Why should she get away with it, the jealous bitch?
18:01I don't fancy him.
18:02Of course you do.
18:03Well, give it a rest, Shel.
18:04Why?
18:04Look, if she says she don't fancy him, she don't fancy him.
18:07I don't think she's got nothing to do with you, has it, Ian?
18:08Right.
18:09Well, she hadn't arranged a meeting there.
18:11I thought you said you hadn't arranged...
18:12Oh, she didn't mean it like that.
18:14I'll take you home, Shel.
18:15What?
18:16I'll take you home.
18:18She can stay if she wants.
18:19Look, I want to take her home.
18:20I don't want to go.
18:21Happy now, are we causing up trouble?
18:22Nothing to do with me, dear.
18:24Oh, no.
18:24Butter would melt in your mouth, would it?
18:26I think it's you that's jealous of Michelle.
18:28Jealous?
18:29Of you?
18:30Everyone knows what a bloke fancies you for.
18:32You keep talking.
18:33Compared to you, I'm a nun.
18:34Oh, Michelle.
18:35Don't worry, Kel.
18:36She can't help it.
18:37Look at you.
18:38You wear more make-up than Coco the crown.
18:41What do you put it on with?
18:42An aerosol can?
18:43Well, here.
18:44Let me help you wipe it off.
18:45With this.
18:46Oh, attack it, you two.
18:47Right, out.
18:48If you want to fight, out.
18:49Now, you own.
18:50Right.
19:20I don't want it.
19:22Why not?
19:23I don't feel like it.
19:25Well, what do you feel like?
19:27I feel like, erm, rice pudding.
19:33Rice pudding?
19:34That's right.
19:35Rice pudding.
19:36But soup's very good for you, Mum.
19:39I don't want soup.
19:41Arthur made it for your special.
19:43I definitely don't want it.
19:45If Arthur made it, it's probably poisoned.
19:49All right, Mum.
19:50Well, it's a shame when a sick woman can't have a touch of rice pudding in her own home.
19:56I'll make you some rice pudding.
19:58Pauline?
19:59Pete's here.
20:00He wants a word.
20:01Right, I'll be down in a minute.
20:02I'll come back as soon as I've made the rice pudding.
20:05Now, is there anything else you fancy?
20:07No.
20:07Right.
20:08Er, just a cup of tea.
20:11Tea.
20:12Oh, erm, Pauline, pass me that magazine, will you, love?
20:25You're early.
20:26Yeah, they owed me a couple of hours.
20:28Isn't it wonderful?
20:29Then why are you wasting them in here?
20:30I mean, not that I'm complaining.
20:31I wanted to ask you a favour.
20:33I'm going to do this special meal for Andy, and I need some Tabasco.
20:36Saeed and Naima have run out, and I thought you might have some.
20:39All right, coming up.
20:40I know I've got some somewhere.
20:41Er...
20:42Oh, thanks.
20:43It's just the finishing touch, that's all, and I want it to be just right.
20:46Here it is.
20:47Oh, great.
20:47Ta-da!
20:48This saved my life.
20:50We don't get much call for it in here.
20:52How much?
20:52No, I'll set it up with Suju in a week.
20:54She sorts out the prices and everything.
20:55Great.
20:58Saeed and Naima said that you've come to some arrangement about the car.
21:02Bit of a sore point, Debs.
21:04Yeah, I can imagine.
21:05I feel a bit guilty about it, actually.
21:08It was my idea that Naima took driving lessons.
21:10I'll forgive you.
21:12I was thinking, Naima said that the crash was because of Rowley.
21:15Well, yeah, sort of.
21:16He ran out in front of a car or something.
21:17Chasing a chocolate bar.
21:19So, not entirely Naima's fault then, was it?
21:23What do you mean?
21:25Well, I don't want to interfere, but it seems to me that Den is as much to blame as Saeed
21:29and Naima.
21:30Den?
21:31Well, it was his dog that wasn't being kept under control.
21:34I think it would be worth your while asking him to contribute towards the cost of the damage.
21:38And I've just asked him to find me a new motor.
21:40Well, if he finds you one, I think it would be a good idea for him to pay something towards
21:45it.
21:46You think about it.
21:48I will.
21:51Thanks, Debs.
21:52So, I broke it up.
21:54Going at it.
21:54A pair of them like a couple of fishwives.
21:56What about?
21:57I don't know.
21:57Never got round to that.
21:58Michelle?
21:59It was nothing.
22:00Now, look, we've had enough trouble.
22:03Oh, Pete.
22:04Hello, Paulie.
22:06You finished early this afternoon?
22:07No, I left Ian on the stall.
22:10See who that is, will you, Shell?
22:11Michelle?
22:13She's just had a set-to with Sharon in Alice's cab.
22:16Who has?
22:17Michelle.
22:18What about?
22:19I don't know.
22:20Never got round to that.
22:29You'll have to have a word with her, Pauline.
22:31Me?
22:32Was you reading the riot act last night?
22:34Yeah, well...
22:35It was Ethel, Mum.
22:36One of your machines has gone dicky.
22:38Oh, no.
22:38Where's Dart?
22:39I don't know.
22:40I didn't ask.
22:41Take that up to ground, will you?
22:43Oh, dear.
22:44I'd better go and see to this machine.
22:46Where's my bag?
22:47Here.
22:47Just here.
22:47On the sofa.
22:48And what about Michelle?
22:52What?
22:53Oh, I'll...
22:53I'll speak to her tomorrow.
22:57See you later.
22:59See you, Pauline.
23:03I think you ought to have handled it, Arthur.
23:05Me?
23:06Well, don't you think Pauline's got enough on her plate at the moment?
23:09What we're working, looking after Mum?
23:11And she's expecting.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Yeah, perhaps you're right.
23:14Michelle!
23:14What?
23:15Come down here.
23:16I want a word with you.
23:17Oh, sir.
23:18Oh, it's all right.
23:19Go on.
23:21Well, you know I wouldn't have called you, don't you, Pauline?
23:25Any...
23:26Any toast, you see?
23:27I did mine at lunchtime.
23:30And seeing it was quiet, I thought I'd do lofties.
23:33And that's when it happened.
23:34Yeah, well, Dot should be doing this, not me.
23:37Oh.
23:38Oh.
23:39Bloody charm.
23:55We just never seem to see each other.
23:57It seems you're either on nights or decorating.
24:00So you decided to come home earlier?
24:01Yeah.
24:02They owed me a couple of hours, so I thought I'd take them.
24:04Pleased?
24:04Of course.
24:05Well, go and get yourself all changed and I'll make her something to eat.
24:08Otherwise I'd have wasted my two hours.
24:10Thank you, Vivi.
24:11Do you feelin' a bit better, is she a bit?
24:14Thought she would.
24:16Brandy, I expect never fails.
24:18Oh, God, I forgot to tell Michelle to make a rice pudding for Mum.
24:23A rice pudding?
24:24Is that what she wants?
24:26Yes.
24:26Oh, well, don't you worry, Pauline.
24:30I mean, I'll sort it out.
24:31Willie and I got something, put her back on her feet in no time.
24:34No, Ethel, please, don't bother.
24:36You've got enough on your plate.
24:38I'd rather you didn't.
24:39Now, you take it easy.
24:40Oh, you leave the old thing to me, dear.
24:43Come on, Willie.
24:44Ethel.
24:45Oh, no, it's all right.
24:46Don't you worry.
24:47We'll do it all.
25:01Ta-da!
25:02What's that?
25:03Salad.
25:04Is that all we're having?
25:04Yes.
25:05Salad?
25:06Inca salad.
25:07Inca salad.
25:08Terribly good for you.
25:09Avocado pears, potato, tuna fish, chili peppers, topped with a French dressing and Tabasco sauce laid on a bed of
25:17fresh lettuce.
25:18But I thought you said you were cooking.
25:19I said I was making her something to eat.
25:21But salad?
25:22A lot of effort's gone into this.
25:24Really?
25:25You don't want it?
25:26I've got to work tonight.
25:27So?
25:29How can I work all night in an extinct salad?
25:31Oh, don't be childish.
25:33Childish?
25:33You're the one that's being childish.
25:35Just because you want to go on that stupid diet you think everyone else has to.
25:38Where are you going?
25:40I am going to cycle to work.
25:41And on the way, I'm going to pick up some fish and chips.
25:44What about all this salad?
25:47Eat half now and save the other half for your breakfast.
25:50Too much of a good thinking spoiler person, right?
26:00No.
26:07John!
26:28Oh.
26:55That looks too heavy.
26:58How do you think I want to go there?
27:21Oh, hello, Pauline.
27:23Hello, love. Sort it out.
27:25Yes, yes.
27:26Here, this is the stuff. Never pales.
27:31Ethel, about the brand...
27:32My old mother taught me how to make this.
27:34All pure stuff it is. Herbs, vegetables.
27:37Here, have a taste.
27:58The Bull's
27:59Here, have a taste.
27:59There, throne, or other birds down on my arm.
28:05And that's what she has to say to you.
28:11Has another miracle.