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00:04Music
00:22Thank you so much for watching.
00:50As I was saying, since I've been back, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife.
00:55Exactly what happened when I was away, Pete.
00:57What do you mean?
00:59Well, Sharon's hinting that my louncy had a fella.
01:03Look, I noticed then.
01:05No, and if you had, you would have done, I suppose.
01:08I don't know.
01:09Yeah.
01:10I mean, no.
01:11Oh, come on.
01:12Sharon's most likely making it up for some reason.
01:15You know, kids.
01:17Yeah, I mean, maybe Anne's told us something about you in Spain.
01:20Perhaps that's the trouble.
01:23Anne's doesn't know about me in Spain.
01:24Well, not for sure.
01:25Yeah, but she ain't nobody's fool, is she?
01:28And even if she did, she wouldn't tell Sharon.
01:30That's the last thing she would do.
01:34I wish I knew what it was, though.
01:35Come on, kids sense things then.
01:38And let's face it, there's something to sense with you off the sunny Spain with a bird on your arm.
01:43Don't call her that, Pete.
01:44Oh.
01:45She had a bird, right?
01:46Oh, sorry.
01:47Oh, hey.
01:47She's an intelligent, good-looking, ace lady, the real thing.
01:50Oh, I still gather you still fancy her, then.
01:52Fancy her?
01:53It's a lot more than that, mate.
01:55A hell of a lot more than that.
01:58Well, what you gonna do about it?
02:00See her when I can and miss her when I can't.
02:02What else?
02:03Oh, don't worry.
02:04I ain't gonna break up the happy home, if that's what you mean.
02:06Yep.
02:07You make your bed and you've got to lie in it.
02:10Very philosophical.
02:11Oh, yeah.
02:12He's full of great thoughts.
02:13Just ask for some action.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:46Can I ask you a peculiar question?
02:48Yeah, of course.
02:50While I was away?
02:52No, it's about Ange, really.
02:54Yeah.
02:56I'm only asking around because something's upset Sharon, see?
03:01Did Ange get up to anything while I was away?
03:03That's what I want to find out.
03:07Oh, what?
03:08Bit of bloke you mean?
03:09Shh.
03:10Oh, yeah.
03:12I mean, Sharon's into half as much.
03:13And if so, I want to know who.
03:17It's so me.
03:20Yeah, I suppose I should ask Ange straight out.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Or drop it.
03:25I mean, quite likely Sharon's got it wrong.
03:30Yeah, you're probably right.
03:31I mean, I know Ange seems free and easy at times, but if it ever came down to her, I
03:35don't think she'd actually ever do anything.
03:36Know what I mean?
03:54Can I help you, love?
04:25Hello, Teresa.
04:25I don't know who I was watching.
04:26There were young girls there and all.
04:28And in our living room.
04:29Oh, come on.
04:30You and Dad watched it.
04:31That is entirely different.
04:32Oh, yeah.
04:32But we only watched it the same way it was all about.
04:34Yeah.
04:34We'd not have any enjoyment.
04:37All right, Governor.
04:37We just thought you'd be a bit more responsible, that's all.
04:40When you saw what sort of film it was, you should have turned it straight off.
04:43I don't know what you two want out of me.
04:45One minute he's on about me, why can't I be a bit more of a lad?
04:47The next minute you're both down on me like a ton of us, who haven't behaved like a little creep.
04:51You can't have it both ways.
04:52You can't have it both ways.
05:22Come to you, Grandma.
05:24Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you little treasure, yes.
05:32Right, yeah, yes.
05:35She claims you're mother.
05:37What's her name?
05:40Come on, Terry, you can tell me I'm a granddaughter, even though I didn't know she was a teacher today.
05:46What's her name?
05:48Annie.
05:50Annie.
05:52How old is she?
05:53Five months.
05:54She'll want for two down, Dad.
05:56There you go.
06:01You should have told her as well.
06:03It would have helped you.
06:06So this is where you live, eh?
06:08It's all right.
06:12It's terrible.
06:14Annie's father live here with you.
06:17Who was he, eh?
06:18One of them pop musicians you used to hang about with.
06:20I don't want to talk about it.
06:49So you live here all alone, eh?
06:51You're always Daddy's favourite.
06:53Hey, remember how you used to sit on my knee, even when you were a great big lump of a
06:57thing, eh?
06:59So you'll come.
07:01You've made me so happy.
07:04No, Dad.
07:06No.
07:06Please.
07:08Just go.
07:10Only if you'll come with me, love.
07:13Teresa, I'm begging you, see, sense?
07:15I'm sorry.
07:17No.
07:18I want to live my own life, that's all.
07:21I don't want to go back.
07:23All right.
07:24All right.
07:26But you'll at least come up and see us with the baby.
07:29Or maybe let Bridie come down here and see you.
07:33I'd rather she didn't.
07:35Your own sister, Terry.
07:36Your own sister.
07:38She's missing you.
07:39It was never that close.
07:46Oh, to go already, am I?
07:50Yeah.
07:51Why won't you come back?
07:53Because I don't belong there anymore, that's why.
07:57We didn't do anything wrong, did we?
08:00Did we?
08:01No.
08:03Oh, I know, Terry.
08:05You always seem such a happy kid.
08:08I was.
08:10Well, then why?
08:11Because things have changed, Dad.
08:14I've changed.
08:16I want to learn to manage on me own.
08:18I don't want to be told what to do.
08:21What's right, what's wrong, what's good, what's bad.
08:23No, we can change all that.
08:25We can't!
08:27It'll never change.
08:30Besides, how can I go home with a baby and no husband?
08:34We'd support you.
08:35Yeah, but for how long?
08:37They'd soon start gossiping.
08:39Shame, sin, loose woman.
08:42You know what they're like.
08:44I think you ought to go.
08:47Oh, come on, Terry.
08:48Don't I even get a cup of tea for looking for you all this time?
08:51Don't I even get time for a proper talk?
08:53Dad, please!
08:55Please.
09:00Oh, who's Bridie, by the way?
09:03Bridie?
09:03Oh, she's fine, fine.
09:06Yeah.
09:07Got a job in a bakery.
09:10Have me, Mum?
09:11Ah, still at Lucas's.
09:13Still working nights in the restaurant.
09:14God, still tired as ever.
09:16Yeah.
09:17And you?
09:18Ah, still on the lorries, love.
09:20Still away for days and then, eh?
09:21Yeah.
09:23It was all right when you were set home, Dad.
09:25Oh, you can be cruel, Terry.
09:27Very cruel.
09:29I call myself Mary now.
09:31Not Theresa.
09:33Mary.
09:35I see, well.
09:36So, how did you find me?
09:39Oh, I just asked her around.
09:41I spoke to that mate of yours who used to follow the band with you.
09:44Tina?
09:44Yeah.
09:45God, how is she?
09:47Oh, you wouldn't recognise her now, love.
09:48No.
09:49She's married.
09:50Got a kid, plump.
09:52God.
09:53She told you my address then, did she?
09:55Oh, no.
09:55She told me the name of the square.
09:58So who told you the number?
10:00Nobody.
10:00I just asked her around.
10:03They all thought you was from the source, checking up on me for cohabiting.
10:08No.
10:08Don't worry.
10:10I'm not.
10:14Take care of yourself, eh, Dad?
10:18Yeah.
10:19And you, love.
10:20And you.
10:22Just let me have another look at Annie.
10:31Oh, why, you, um...
10:35I bought you something.
10:38I knew it was your favourite.
10:41So don't eat it all up once, eh?
10:46See you, love.
10:53Bloody Lofty.
10:55Bloody interfering Lofty.
11:00Wow!
11:01Oh, get off!
11:02What was the meeting of last night, then, eh?
11:03Ah, last night?
11:04Yes, last night.
11:05I thought you'd like a salty video, honest, Michelle.
11:08Don't try playing the big-ard man with me.
11:09You didn't even know it was a salty video.
11:11Anyway, I'm not talking about that.
11:13I'm talking about that creep you brought along.
11:14Who, Chaz?
11:15He was not Chaz.
11:16He was.
11:17He was Chaz from Clacton.
11:18You were just trying to make a fool of me, weren't you?
11:19Oh, I wasn't.
11:20I mean, did you actually think I would go out with a creep like that?
11:23You were the one who had the big romance in the first place.
11:25I didn't.
11:25Oh, you shouldn't tell such tall stories.
11:27Shut up.
11:29Anyway, there's nothing to do with me.
11:30It's all Kelvin's idea.
11:32You should be having a go at him, not me.
11:33Oh, we don't know.
11:33I'd probably kill him.
11:35I thought you liked him.
11:36I grew out of here.
11:38Still fancies you.
11:39You're joking.
11:40Well, he's got a funny way of showing it, isn't he?
11:42Maybe he's a bit shy.
11:44You used to go out with each other, didn't you?
11:46For a few weeks.
11:47So why'd you stop?
11:48Oh, I don't know.
11:49He just lost interest, I suppose.
11:51He had all this hassle with his family.
11:54Oi, I want a word with you.
11:56I'll leave you to it.
11:56Oi, come back here.
11:58You're getting to be a right mate, do you know that?
12:00Oh, well, it's not surprising, is it?
12:02Well, I'm not going to say sorry or anything.
12:04You just took it too serious.
12:06How could you do it, eh?
12:08Shine me up in front of my best mate.
12:09I mean, I felt like a right idiot.
12:11We couldn't find anyone except him.
12:13But I'm really sorry, Sean.
12:15You will be.
12:16You had a right laugh about it, didn't you?
12:17No, I didn't, actually.
12:19As soon as he walked in, I regretted the whole thing.
12:21I bet.
12:22Look straight up.
12:24It's just that we all got a bit fed up with you going on about this chas all the time.
12:27Sean will think I made the whole thing up now.
12:30Did you?
12:31No.
12:34Well, you're going to see him again.
12:36What's it to you?
12:37Just ask me.
12:38Why, are you jealous of something?
12:41That is charming, that is.
12:43I mean, like, we go out with each other for a few weeks and then you just pack things in.
12:46You don't even give me a reason or anything.
12:48And now you tell me you might be jealous because I've been seeing another bloke.
12:51Well, that, well, what am I supposed to think?
12:52Just think what you like.
12:54And what is that supposed to mean?
12:55Look, you know I was having a problem with my parents.
12:58I couldn't handle going out with someone at the same time, could I?
13:02Just look at it for my point of you, eh?
13:05So, do you want to go back out of me again or what?
13:06Well, what do you think?
13:07Do you or don't you?
13:10You're dead keen I say that for you.
13:13I'll think about it.
13:14See if I've forgiven you for last night yet.
13:16Oh, come on, Shel.
13:18I couldn't bring a tasty bloke, could I?
13:20Why not?
13:21Well, you might have fancied it.
13:25Hello, Mary.
13:26Hi.
13:27Hey, are you all right?
13:29Yeah.
13:30You're not all right, are you?
13:32You've been crying, haven't you?
13:33No.
13:34No, no, no, no, no.
13:35Come on, you can tell me what's happened.
13:38But you shouldn't bottle things up, you know.
13:42Someone came to see me, that's all.
13:45Look, look, come and have a cup of tea.
13:47Look, it's freezing out here.
13:48Come on, you can tell me all about it.
13:50I won't take no for an answer.
13:54It's all.
13:55And how have you been apart from these pains, Lou?
13:57How's life in general?
13:58Well, it's hard to say about life in general, Doctor, when you're ill.
14:03And you're not having us on, Lou?
14:05What do you take me for?
14:07Have you got any particular worries at the moment?
14:09Yes.
14:10I'm worried about these pains, I'll keep getting...
14:13No, you know what I mean.
14:14I mean family worries.
14:16Mark, for instance.
14:16Are you worried about him?
14:17Of course I am, poor kid.
14:19But I'm worried about these pains, too.
14:22Here.
14:23Everything all right.
14:24Cup of tea, Doctor.
14:24No, thanks, Arthur.
14:26I must be on my way.
14:28I've just been telling Lou I can't find much to worry about.
14:32She's not feverish.
14:33Her blood pressure's normal.
14:34Her heart sounds fine.
14:36Now, it could be a touch of rheumatism.
14:38Rheumatism?
14:39I've never had rheumatism.
14:41Stop being difficult, Lou.
14:42If you carry on like this, you really will make yourself ill.
14:44I'm already ill.
14:46Now, how old are you, Lou?
14:4870-odd?
14:50Just 70.
14:51Yeah, well, you must expect a few aches and pains, especially if you're worried about things.
14:55A few days' rest should do the trick, and I've given you a prescription for the pain.
15:00All right, Lou?
15:03There's nothing to worry about.
15:04All right, so stop giving this good family a hard time, eh?
15:10Thank you, Doctor.
15:12Goodbye, Arthur.
15:13Goodbye.
15:15Send Pauline.
15:19Are you sure you won't have a cup of tea, Doctor?
15:21No, thanks, Pauline.
15:22I'm a bit busy.
15:23Oh.
15:23Do you think she's having us all?
15:25Well, it's probably largely psychosomatic, brought on by stress.
15:29I think your mother's a bit worried at the moment about Mark, about the new baby, the general family situation.
15:35Oh, you mean just a bit depressed?
15:37Well, anxious.
15:38She feels responsible for things as head of the family.
15:41Perhaps you ought to pander to her for a bit, eh?
15:44Right.
15:44How are you, by the way?
15:45Well, apart from missing my boy, I'm fine, thanks, Doctor.
15:49Good, that's good.
15:50Anyway, let me know how she is, will you?
15:51Righty-ho, then.
15:52Thanks a lot.
15:53Bye.
15:53Bye.
15:57Hello, Mary.
15:59Here we are, Debs.
16:00Ending cookery made easy.
16:02I got one of the cleaners on the wall to write down her recipe for vegetable curry.
16:06We'll try it tonight, OK?
16:07Well, I hope it's easier than those books you've got.
16:09Where's she from, Miss Keenan?
16:10Oh, India somewhere.
16:11I didn't ask.
16:12Well, it's all the same sort of food, basically, isn't it?
16:14No, it isn't, Andy.
16:15I told you before.
16:17Are you all right, Mary?
16:18Mary's had an upsetting visitor, I'm afraid.
16:20Oh, dearie.
16:21It wasn't the health inspector, was it?
16:23Well, I mean, that'd be quite good news in a way.
16:24I mean, at least I might start things moving.
16:27Andy, it wasn't the health inspector.
16:29Now, I'm just...
16:31Oh.
16:33Um, I think I'd better be going.
16:35Oh, stay a bit longer.
16:36Look, I've made Annie some Marmite fingers.
16:38Oh, she doesn't like Marmite.
16:41Thanks.
16:42Oh, dear.
16:43Bye.
16:44Damn, if you hadn't come in when you did, I think she might have told me.
16:47Told you?
16:48About her visitor.
16:49She was just getting round to it.
16:50Of course, she wouldn't speak with you there.
16:52Who was it then?
16:52She didn't say, but I can guess, can't you?
16:54No.
16:55It must have been the baby's father, mustn't it?
16:58You know, it's funny.
16:59Well, that Chaz, he worked nothing like he described him.
17:02I mean, when he came back from Clacton, you said he was tall, dark and handsome.
17:06Well, I was exaggerating.
17:07I'll say.
17:09Sorry, I don't know what you're feeling, Cheryl.
17:10I know you're crazy about him.
17:12And that's another funny thing.
17:14He didn't even seem to know who he was.
17:16I mean, he even put his arm around me at one point.
17:18But it was dark.
17:19Weren't that dark?
17:21Anyway, the moral of the tale is, don't invent a love life yourself,
17:24because sooner or later you're going to get caught out.
17:26Yeah, and lumbered with a real life crumb like that Chaz.
17:33Anyway.
17:34What's the place?
17:34Why did you make things up?
17:37Because I had a boring, depressing time in Clacton, that's why.
17:41And I didn't invent him, you know, there was a Chaz.
17:43So?
17:43Well, what happened?
17:44Nothing.
17:45It's the old problem.
17:46He didn't even notice me.
17:48I could have been invisible for all he cared.
17:51Something good might have come out of it, though.
17:52Yeah?
17:53What's that?
17:53Kelvin.
17:55What about?
17:56He was jealous about Chaz.
17:57He told me.
17:58He wants to go back out with me again.
17:59After what he did, I'm surprised you're even talking to him.
18:02Well, I haven't given him the answer yet.
18:04You know, playing hard to get.
18:05But you wouldn't mind if we went out together, would you?
18:07Of course not.
18:09Why should I mind?
18:11And another thing, Sharon.
18:14What's the point of splitting our guts, sending you to a good school,
18:16if you undo all the good it's doing, watching porn and hanging around with riffraff?
18:20You can talk.
18:21You hang around with riffraff.
18:22I beg your pardon?
18:23And I don't see that watching a blue movie is any worse than things I'll see every day
18:27living here with you two both.
18:28With your mum and I both what exactly, Sharon?
18:31I don't know.
18:31I don't know and I don't care.
18:33It's just too sordid at your ages.
18:35I'm just glad you ain't my real parents.
18:37Otherwise, I really would be ashamed.
18:44Well, if things between us have got to the pitch that we're upsetting Sharon,
18:48we'd better start talking properly for once, hadn't we?
18:55Oh, come on, Ange.
18:57Hadn't we?
18:57Not now, Dan.
18:58I've got a pub to open.
19:02Tonight, then.
19:03After closing.
19:04Come what may.
19:07OK.
19:11Here!
19:11And you can take that with you.
19:13What's up?
19:13What's happened?
19:14You left it here the other night and you may as well have it
19:16because you're not coming back here again.
19:18What?
19:18You know perfectly well what.
19:21Don't look so innocent.
19:22I'm not.
19:22I don't know what you're talking about.
19:24Look, I told you about me family, didn't I?
19:27Well, the reason I told you is because I thought you was me friend
19:30and I could trust you.
19:31Yeah, I am.
19:31You can.
19:32Oh, no, I can't.
19:33That's been proved.
19:35Oh, go on.
19:36Get out.
19:36Go on.
19:36Clear off.
19:37Go on.
19:38Out.
19:39Oh, Winder.
19:40Thanks very much for telling me dad where I lived.
19:42It was very helpful, I must say.
19:43But I didn't.
19:44Me dad's been round, Lofty.
19:46He's made a scene.
19:48I'll probably never get any peace now.
19:49You've spot all that, haven't you?
19:50It wasn't me that...
19:51So, that's the end of our lovely brother and sister relationship, as you called it.
19:56I'd rather manage on me own.
19:58It's safer.
20:00Look, I'll come back tomorrow when you're making more sense, eh?
20:04Don't you dare.
20:08Here you are, Mum.
20:12This will help you to sleep.
20:14Nothing will help me to sleep.
20:16You don't understand the pain.
20:18Yeah.
20:19Where's Pauline?
20:20She's neglected me all day.
20:22I'll look after you, Mum.
20:24Well, there's some things that are private between women only.
20:28Look, Mum.
20:29Pauline's pregnant.
20:30And I don't want her to do too much in that condition.
20:32Well, where is she?
20:34Over at Pete and Cafe's.
20:35Well, I want her back here.
20:36Well, you can't.
20:37I want her, not you.
20:39You'd just have to make do with me, wouldn't you?
20:44That's the doctor.
20:47But you've already seen him.
20:49I want him again.
20:51It's getting worse.
20:53But he won't be there this time of night.
20:56I could ring his answer phone and get the other doctor to give you the once-over.
20:59What?
21:00That Polish woman?
21:03She don't know what she's doing.
21:05No, I'm not having her in the house.
21:11Ah, Tony, I was hoping you would come in.
21:13What will you have, mate?
21:14No, it's all right.
21:15I'll get my own.
21:15You seen Angie?
21:16No, I want to see you about something, actually.
21:18Pfft.
21:19Where have you been?
21:20Been out.
21:20I've been at home.
21:21Eating a vegetable curry.
21:22Well, certainly smells like it.
21:23Hey, Angie.
21:24Try and guess what Andy cooked for supper.
21:26Deb's cooked.
21:26Do you mind?
21:28Give me a pint, please, Angie.
21:30And we've got to talk to you.
21:33Sometime tonight when Dem's not around.
21:36What I wanted to ask you was, Tony, about knocking down a wall for us.
21:40Now, see, Deb's wants the two ground floor rooms knocked into one
21:43if our house doesn't fall down in the process.
21:45Are you listening?
21:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:48Yeah.
21:48I just sort of wondering if you maybe come around and advise us,
21:51maybe give me an estimate.
21:52I mean, it wouldn't take a minute just to have a squint at it.
21:53Yeah, look, not tonight, mate.
21:55But, uh, make it Sunday.
21:58Sunday morning, right?
21:59Now, look, uh, would you excuse me a minute?
22:02Be back in a sec.
22:03Here, let's have a point.
22:10Well, Michelle, go over to the estate and fetch your mum.
22:13Why?
22:14It's your gran.
22:15She wants a doctor.
22:16Well, she's already seen him once today.
22:17She can't see him again, can she?
22:18She's insisting.
22:19I thought she was having us on.
22:21Oh, I'm not so sure now.
22:22Now, go over to Pete and Kathy's and fetch your mum.
22:24Okay.
22:33Sorry about that.
22:34It's all right.
22:36Dan knows something.
22:37He don't suspect you.
22:38Not yet he don't.
22:40But he actually asked me who I thought it could have been.
22:43Oh, I see.
22:44He's been asking questions, has he?
22:46I'm afraid so.
22:47Definitely knows something went on.
22:50Oh, well.
22:52Well, let's not make decisions we might regret, eh?
22:54Let's just think about what we're doing.
22:57Oh, hello, Dan.
22:58Tony was just looking at the one-armed bandit for me.
23:00The, uh, switch.
23:01Didn't seem to work.
23:03She forgot to turn it on at the mains.
23:05Women.
23:07Oh, the pain.
23:10It's worse than ever.
23:11Where is she?
23:12Michelle's gone to fetch her.
23:13Look, mum, when did you last take your painkillers?
23:16Oh, they don't do no good.
23:17They're hopeless.
23:18Oh, oh, they're just stabbing in me inside.
23:21Like I was burning.
23:22You've no idea.
23:24You wouldn't pile it on, would you, mum?
23:25Oh, please, don't bring it across with me.
23:28I'll be here.
23:29Get that doctor.
23:30Even the Polish one.
23:31I'm afraid there's something very wrong.
23:37Oh, come along, please, Lofty.
23:40Time.
23:40Look, if there's any after-hours drinking tonight, there ain't.
23:44Out, Lofty, you're drunk.
23:45I'm not drunk, Ange.
23:46I'm just friendless and jobless.
23:48But not homeless, I'm pleased to say.
23:50Let me stay for a bit.
23:51I could help you with the clearing up.
23:53It's done.
23:54I've had a really bad day, Dan.
23:56I don't want to go back to me room yet.
23:57I'm depressed.
23:58So am I, darling.
23:59But come on, it's time to go home.
24:00There's the door.
24:01Night-night.
24:02Oh.
24:06Right.
24:22The truth.
24:36Never know whether the truth's a good thing in a marriage.
24:38You just don't know, do you?
24:41Well, we've got to sort ourselves out.
24:44For Sharon's sake.
24:46Let's face it, the atmosphere around here ain't done anyone much good lately, has it?
24:51No.
24:55Okay.
24:59While he was in Spain, yeah, I did have an affair.
25:05I suppose Sharon must have suspected something.
25:11Who was it?
25:12Nobody you know.
25:14You don't come from round here.
25:16It was nothing.
25:17It's over now anyway.
25:22What about you, Dan?
25:24What about you, Dan?
25:26What about you in Spain?
25:31Yeah.
25:36Same woman as before?
25:40Yeah.
25:42The one you swore blind you was never going to see again.
25:45Yes.
25:49I see.
25:53Look, it's no use pretending, Hedge.
25:56I can't give her up.
25:58True love, is it, Dan?
26:04She means a lot to me, yeah.
26:06And I'm just supposed to accept it, am I?
26:09Well, it doesn't make any difference the way we are, does it?
26:11Oh, no.
26:13We're past caring, aren't we?
26:15Well, let's face it.
26:16We don't exactly turn each other on anymore, do we?
26:24Be practical, Hedge.
26:27We've just got to stop annoying people.
26:31Not in the pub.
26:32And not Sharon.
26:35Just be a little bit discreet.
26:37I don't bring it home on the doorstep.
26:39That's the difference between us.
26:42I can handle it.
26:43And you...
26:46You're just too obvious.
26:47Oh, I'm sorry.
26:48I'm sorry if I'm not as devious as you are.
26:51Perhaps you'd better give me some lessons, eh?
26:52Oh, don't be stupid.
26:54Oh, I'll try harder next time.
26:55I mean, I take it there will be a next time, Dan.
26:57I mean, if you're allowed this woman, I suppose...
26:59Well, I suppose I can do as I like, can't I?
27:00No.
27:02Certainly not.
27:05What?
27:08I'd prefer it if you were faithful.
27:13I don't think I'm hearing right.
27:18Do you mean to tell me it's all right for you to have a mistress, but it's not all right
27:23for me to have a bloke?
27:24Now, what I'm telling you is, this is my pub.
27:28I'm the governor, and I've got a reputation to keep up.
27:32I'm not going to be showing up on my own pads, right?
27:34So you, you behave yourself.
27:39Dan, that's completely unfair.
27:43Tough.
27:43I'm going to try.