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00:27Oh, Pauline, Pauline.
00:29What is it, Mum?
00:31I was having a nightmare.
00:33Another one.
00:34Plus I'm in pain, can't you see?
00:36Where?
00:37Oh, don't ask them stupid questions I need her to give me a hand.
00:42Well, she's asleep.
00:43Oh, you know, Mum has already got both feet in the grave.
00:46Look, you know what the doc said.
00:47You don't think I can't do it because I like it, do you?
00:51If I'm in pain, it's not too much to expect your own daughter to give you a hand.
00:55Look, she's in no fit state to help anybody.
00:58I'm not anybody.
01:00I've been dying to go for ages, but the pain...
01:05Come on, look.
01:05Keep your hands off me.
01:08What are you doing now?
01:09I said I'd make the tea.
01:11Oh, it's no bother.
01:13What did she want?
01:15She wanted to go to the loo.
01:16Loo wanted to go to the loo.
01:19The urge soon passed when I went to the door.
01:20She's having nightmares now.
01:23Oh, that's a new one.
01:25Sure you tucked her in properly?
01:26She's all right.
01:28She wouldn't let me get nearer.
01:31Are you all right?
01:32Yeah, just worn out, that's all.
01:35Look, I've been thinking.
01:37You're gonna be even more worn out when the baby's born.
01:40Between the kid and loo, I mean.
01:43You won't be able to give them both the same attention.
01:46A home might be the best place for her.
01:49They'd look after her better in there.
01:54You've got to get a job, Arthur.
01:56Not you two.
01:58I've had it from her upstairs.
02:00I've had a basin full from Michelle.
02:04And now me.
02:06I'm sorry, love, I wasn't having it cut off.
02:12Sleepwalking.
02:13I feel a bit queasy after dinner last night.
02:16Really?
02:17It's had the opposite effect on me.
02:19Yeah.
02:19Don't you ever think of anything else?
02:21I am only thinking about you.
02:23Anyway, it can be very therapeutic.
02:25Anyway, what was wrong with the meal?
02:26Oh, it was too rich for me.
02:28We're only eating junk food these days.
02:30I'm getting fat.
02:31You're not.
02:31I am.
02:32I'm going on a diet.
02:32You don't need to.
02:34I do.
02:35Vanity Debs.
02:36What's wrong with looking nice?
02:38You do look nice.
02:40Get away!
02:41Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ah!
02:51I'd better go up to her, Arthur.
02:53She'll pop off in a minute.
02:56She doesn't sound right, Arthur.
02:58When has she ever sounded different?
03:02Grant.
03:02Grant?
03:06Grant?
03:09Grant?
03:10Grant?
03:13We can't keep giving in to her.
03:15She's making our lives a misery.
03:17Mum, it's Grant.
03:18She's not looking right.
03:24Mum.
03:27Mum.
03:37Thanks for the tea.
03:39I didn't know you wanted one.
03:40Didn't ask, did you?
03:42See how you can be hungry after what you ate last night?
03:45The way to man's heart is through his stomach.
03:48Anyway, a man has got to comfort himself in some small way.
03:51I'm still getting those twinges.
03:53I'm still getting those twinges.
03:53Oh, pretty good.
03:54Hmm?
03:55And we don't have the time.
03:57We always have the time.
03:59Well, I don't have the time then.
04:01Perhaps I'll have all my hair cut off.
04:03Don't you dare.
04:04It's my hair.
04:05Why?
04:06Just for I need a new look.
04:07Oh, I like the old one.
04:09I'm getting bored of myself.
04:11I'm getting old, fat.
04:12You were just in a bad mood this morning.
04:13Got up the wrong side of the bed.
04:15A sensible, healthy diet and some exercise.
04:19I'll give you some exercise.
04:20You don't think I'm serious, do you?
04:22Ask me tonight when you've completely forgotten this conversation.
04:25Well, I am serious.
04:25I mean it and I'm going to stick to it.
04:27No staying power, that's our trouble.
04:30What's up, Debs?
04:32Oh, I don't know.
04:32I'm just fed up my soul.
04:34It's not me, is it?
04:35No.
04:36It's me.
04:38She's an old woman, Arthur.
04:40She's got shingles.
04:41The only person she'd ever listened to was Dad, and he's dead.
04:45She isn't going to change now.
04:47How is she?
04:48Well, she's making a bit more sense.
04:50I'd better take her tea up.
04:52No, you stay there.
04:53I'll take her, Zoe.
04:54You ought to be getting ready for school.
04:55She's got plenty of time.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Well, I'd better be going.
05:00They'll be queuing up for me outside that laundrette.
05:02Now, don't forget to leave a note for the doctor.
05:05God knows what he's going to think of us.
05:07Anything else you want to do?
05:08No, just the doctor.
05:10And after he's been, why don't you try popping up to the market to see Bert?
05:13He might know if there's any work going.
05:15All right, love.
05:18I'll get the message.
05:23Morning.
05:24I thought you were going to have a lie in this morning.
05:26That was cold, wasn't it?
05:29Blimey, Ethel's early, isn't she?
05:32About last night.
05:34What about it, Denny?
05:35We're not kids anymore, you know.
05:37These things happen.
05:40Pigs dry that floor over there.
05:42I don't know why they don't just come in and bring their bins in once a week.
05:47It'll be much cheaper that way.
05:48Save yourself.
05:49Give yourself a fortune, you would.
05:50For one thing, you'd only have to have me one day a week.
05:54Have you done the public?
05:55Oh, don't let me interrupt.
05:59After all, I have been cleaning here for donkey's years.
06:06What happened to the old velvet glove, eh?
06:08Was it that obvious?
06:09Mm-hmm.
06:11Oh, I just feel so stupid.
06:13What for?
06:14That's cos you are stupid.
06:16It was a 100% disaster, Den.
06:19Nice try, Ange.
06:20I just had all these thoughts come into my head, that's all.
06:23As long as it wasn't Jan you were thinking about.
06:25Of course it weren't.
06:27Have you got through to her yet?
06:28No.
06:29Look, I can't tell on the phone, you know that.
06:31I'm not sure I do.
06:32I can just see you two walking down the canal, eyeballing each other.
06:35Look, she ain't a tart.
06:36Like me, you mean.
06:37We all know how refined she is.
06:38No, she's not that refined either.
06:40It just happens I've known her a long time.
06:41Too bloody long.
06:42You're a mug, Den.
06:43She knows it.
06:45I just want to tell her to her face, Ange.
06:47OK.
06:49Just make sure it's not in here.
06:51She sets foot in here with her dainty office.
06:53I'll have her eyeballs inside the microwave before you can blink.
06:56You would, wouldn't you?
06:58You try me, Den.
07:06What do you want now?
07:09I'm late already as it is.
07:10Not even a second to spare.
07:12What you have in mind takes more than a second and it won't pay the mortgage.
07:16Now, I thought we'd go vegetarian tonight.
07:18When did you start wearing dentures, Debs?
07:20Barbara at work's been on a high fibre duct for four days.
07:23You can see the difference it's made already.
07:25What does that fella have to say?
07:26Or is he the strong, silent type, quietly fitting her up for a pair of concrete bookies?
07:30He's normal.
07:31He cares how she looks.
07:33Now, about dinner.
07:34Anything you like, I don't mind.
07:35Right.
07:35I thought I'd do some shopping at lunchtime.
07:37Kidney beans.
07:38What meat are we having?
07:39You don't need to eat meat to get protein.
07:41Kidney beans give you protein.
07:42I'm not really into kidney beans.
07:43You love it when you see it before you.
07:45Shall I cook dinner?
07:46Is that what you were angling for?
07:47Now, come on, Debs, you naughty girl.
07:49Yeah?
07:49See you later.
07:50See you, Deb.
07:53I don't know what these are, and how'd you come to take so many of these?
07:57I'm surprised you didn't see treble, let alone double.
07:59It'll be all right.
08:01Of course you will, Lou.
08:02You'll be around long after the rest of us have gone.
08:05But no more pills for the time being.
08:07I'll drop by and see you tomorrow morning.
08:09Thank you, Doctor.
08:10You try and get as much sleep as possible.
08:12Yes, I will, Doctor, but I can't speak for the old bladder.
08:16Listen, Lou.
08:19You're not to be frightened.
08:21You're gonna be all right.
08:23I'll come in and see you tomorrow morning.
08:25Thank you very much, Doctor.
08:28Thank you, Doctor.
08:29Right.
08:36I'm sorry, Doctor.
08:37I suppose it's my fault.
08:38No, it's not too much harm done.
08:39She'll be all right.
08:42It's a horrible illness, Arthur.
08:45I'm not surprised she was frightened.
08:46She needs bags of reassurance.
08:48Can I get you a cup of tea?
08:49No, I've got a lot of calls.
08:50No trouble.
08:50There's one in the pot.
08:51All right.
08:52I'll have a quick one.
08:52Sit down.
08:55If the pressure gets too much for Pauline, I'll have the district nurse call in.
08:59And if that doesn't work, well, Lou will have to go into hospital.
09:02That's all.
09:02How is Pauline?
09:04Fine.
09:04You must remind her that she's due to pay me a visit.
09:07I'll remind her.
09:08I hope she's taking it easy.
09:10Well, she gets tired very quick.
09:12That's not surprising.
09:13Pregnant women do.
09:14The thing is, I don't think she knows how to relax.
09:16I tell her to, but she won't.
09:18Perhaps she can't.
09:19There's no reason why she shouldn't be able to.
09:21What would happen to this place?
09:23That's the way her mind probably works.
09:25Look, Arthur, I'm sure that you help out when you can, but maybe you need to show Pauline
09:29that you really want to do it.
09:31Well, I do help her as much as I can, but most of my time goes on looking for work.
09:36That's where the time goes.
09:37Yeah, well, that's understandable.
09:39But actually, I did catch a glimpse of Pauline in the laundrette, and she looked quite pale.
09:44That's why I get a job, and soon.
09:47There's a bloke down a Roman road.
09:48He's going to give me the nod any time now.
09:50Then Pauline can give up work.
09:52And how long before he lets you know?
09:54I don't know for certain, but it won't be long.
09:56And in the meantime?
09:58Well, I'll keep me eyes open.
09:59You know me, Doctor.
10:01No one can say Arthur Fowler is a scyver.
10:03Look, Pauline might not be able to wait that long, Arthur.
10:06If she goes on to the rate she's going, she's exerting herself far too much.
10:10I'd tell her, Doctor.
10:12Don't lose no help.
10:13Well, maybe that's why you need to spread yourself a bit more.
10:16Take more of the strain off Pauline.
10:18Well, for both their sakes.
10:20But what's going to happen when the baby's born?
10:23She won't be able to work.
10:25That's why I need to be in a job.
10:27A lot of us can't go down to social.
10:30If I don't get a job soon, none of us in this house will be able to eat.
10:35Yeah, well...
10:36You don't think I'm going to get one, do you?
10:39That's you, Pauline, Lou, my daughter.
10:44You ask Pauline.
10:46I'm up the same time every morning since I was a boy.
10:50Some people go to pieces.
10:53Not me.
10:55I can't do any more, Doctor.
10:58There's nothing more I can do.
11:02Look, Arthur.
11:04You're not to worry about getting work.
11:06You'll get a job. I'm certain you will.
11:09But the immediate problem is Pauline and her health.
11:12And, well, the things that are preying on her mind.
11:14Like Lou taking all those pills.
11:16And the appearance of this house.
11:17Well, that's important to a woman.
11:19You are the one person who can help her, Arthur.
11:22And she needs help.
11:23Not just after the baby's born, but from now.
11:26If Pauline continues the way she's going,
11:29you might find yourself with a choice of either a wife or a baby.
11:33But not both.
11:35And I should warn you, maybe neither.
11:44Ian?
11:45About the food, Lyle.
11:47It's just not working out, is it?
11:49I don't think people around here are ready for it.
11:52It's picking up Mrs Watts.
11:54Well, we've given it a fair old try, aren't we?
11:56Yeah, look, people are coming in for it now.
11:58Look, Annie's just ordered a stint kidney.
12:00Yeah, but what about the rest?
12:02I mean, someone's going to drop down with food poisoning.
12:03I mean, we keep eating it up day after day.
12:06I mean, it wouldn't matter, would it, if it was selling?
12:09I'm sorry, babes.
12:10I'm afraid we're going to have to do without.
12:12I think you're making a big mistake.
12:15Maybe, but I don't think so.
12:17Oh, well, I'll just have to take my services elsewhere then, won't I?
12:21They always want to look out for good cooks up west.
12:24Places like the Hilton.
12:25I don't want to torture stuff.
12:27Oh, dear.
12:31Oi.
12:32Poppets.
12:33Go and buy the fat Harry and the feathers.
12:35I better steal your mates on the green.
12:36Come on, sunshine.
12:38On your bike.
12:40Cheers, love.
12:42This here is getting worse.
12:44Going off us already, are you?
12:46No, not really, but it is getting worse.
12:48Have you seen the vandaliser telephone box again?
12:50I mean, every week that happens.
12:52Oh, regulars, crap work.
12:53You can set your watch by it.
12:56I caught two kids at it.
12:58Sent them off with a free in their ear.
12:59But I really needed to use bad language.
13:02They get more than bad language from me.
13:04They get a clip round the ear for starters.
13:06Well, these were girls you can't stop them, can you?
13:09Well, somebody should.
13:12I told you once.
13:14Off it.
13:15Where does she get the money from?
13:16That's what beats me.
13:17Well, she's not always like that.
13:20They take her in now and again.
13:21Who does?
13:22Well, the social.
13:23Dry her out and clean her up.
13:24She looks quite respectable.
13:26Yeah, for a few days till she meets up with her mates again.
13:28Yes, but they're pretty harmless.
13:30They're no bother.
13:31Besides, if they want to kill themselves with drink,
13:34well, it's their choice, isn't it?
13:36Cheers.
13:37Yeah, except it's people like me, Ethel.
13:39I've got to help.
13:40Yes, but that's what you're paid to do, isn't it?
13:43Now, can I get you another?
13:44No, thanks, Ethel.
13:45That's all due to me.
13:45I've got to go to the laundrette and then I've got to see a man about a bike,
13:49so I must not fritter away my day off.
13:51A bike?
13:52You're going to get a bike?
13:53I was thinking about it.
13:54Oh, a motorbike.
13:56Lou won't like that.
13:57No, a pushbike.
13:58If I can afford it with all this money they're paying me.
14:00My William used to have a bicycle.
14:03He used to ride backwards and forwards to the docks every day for 20 years.
14:08I never got the hang of it meself, you see.
14:10My feet never reach the pedals.
14:14There you go, Andy.
14:15Enjoy it.
14:16Thanks, Ethel.
14:17I'd better make the most of this.
14:19Well, is your young lady keeping you short of food?
14:22She's got us on this cranky diet, but she's in for a shock,
14:25because I'm cooking dinner tonight,
14:27and brown rice and rabbit food do not come into it.
14:31Oh, you cheeky monkey!
15:02It was Saeed's brother's van.
15:05And you smashed it up first time out?
15:07Hardly a scratch on the van, but Ali's car.
15:10Of course I'm not insured, Saeed's not insured, and Ali's not insured.
15:15What a mess!
15:17Afternoon, ladies.
15:18Hola, hi.
15:19I'm still determined to do it.
15:21Proper lessons next time.
15:22I've decided it's not a good idea to let your husband try and teach you to drive.
15:26Oh, wait a minute.
15:28Oh, not today, thanks, lad. We're trying to give him up.
15:31Off you go. Come on, Franchine.
15:36I think she is following me.
15:38That's the second time I've had to do that today.
15:40Oh, thanks, sir.
15:41She was in the shop earlier.
15:43It took me 20 minutes to explain we weren't an off-licence.
15:46Oh, poor lad.
15:47They're for the grace of God.
15:49Bloody nuisance, more like.
15:50Oh, maybe I'm going off this area after all.
15:53I know what you mean.
15:54I'll worry about Michelle.
15:57Oh, I must sit down for five minutes.
15:59Doc, she's late again.
16:02You're really tired, aren't you?
16:04Yeah.
16:05Yeah.
16:05Put your feet up.
16:06Thanks.
16:07I'm worn out like the old car thing.
16:09How much longer are you going to go on working here?
16:12Oh, ten seconds before I give birth.
16:15We need the cash such as it is.
16:18They've got the family help out, don't they?
16:21Oh, yeah.
16:21The family are a big help.
16:23There's Mum in Bedill.
16:25Michelle is in love, so she might as well be en masse.
16:28And Arthur.
16:30Arthur's just Arthur.
16:33You know those three girls were in last night?
16:35I think we're going to have to bar them.
16:37What three girls?
16:38You know the ones.
16:39They giggle a lot.
16:40They're on at you to turn up the jukebox.
16:41They had a row with Ali over the dart ball.
16:43Oh, yeah.
16:43Those three girls.
16:44You had to work at the new supermarket, don't they?
16:47They were in here the other evening with two drinks each.
16:50Ange, you can't bar customers because they don't buy more than two drinks a night.
16:54Oh, no.
16:54Did Ethel tell you what she found in the ladies' loo this morning?
16:57Three empty half bottles of gin, vodka and whiskey.
16:59What, again?
17:00Again.
17:00That's three weeks running.
17:02And every morning after they've been in.
17:03All right.
17:04Well, next time they're in, I'll watch them like all.
17:05Or that reminds me, someone stuffed the fruit machine and the gents.
17:09Ooh, pinky.
17:12Oh, come on, Dennis.
17:13Force a smile.
17:15You've been like death warmed up all lunchtime.
17:17You're supposed to make the punters happy, not frighten them off.
17:20Well, perhaps I've felt like death warmed up.
17:22Well, performance.
17:24Pretend you're on the telly.
17:26Yeah, well, perhaps Andy's right.
17:27About what?
17:28About this place going to the dogs.
17:29We've got winos, vandals in the cars,
17:31and our customers who bring in their own booze.
17:33Aye, aye.
17:34Looks like I'm going to get that boozer in Richmond after all.
17:37No, it makes you think, that's all.
17:39No, you're just in a mood.
17:40That's all.
17:41It's because of last night, innit?
17:42Forget it.
17:43Put it out your mind.
17:44The more you think about it, the worse it's going to get.
17:47Relax.
17:47Pretend it never happened.
17:49It's all right for you, but it's different for a bloke.
17:52You don't want to go listening to your grubby mates.
17:53I'm not keeping a scoreboard on your performance, you know.
17:56Well, you might not be, but I am.
17:57Oh, one night of love goes wrong,
18:00suddenly the world's crashing round your ears.
18:02Oh, you're like a little boy, Den.
18:03It's not funny, Ange.
18:05Well, write a letter to Marjorie Peeps.
18:08Or better still, go and see Dr Legg.
18:12Why, you don't think there's something wrong with you?
18:14Oh, you said it, Den, not me.
18:17Look, all I think it is, it's just that,
18:19well, we've not exactly been a couple, have we,
18:21for more years than I care to remember?
18:23Or maybe you hadn't noticed.
18:25No, I'm not blind, Ange.
18:27Well, sometimes I wonder.
18:28We can't just pick up the threads of ten years in ten minutes.
18:32We're going to have to go back to square one again.
18:34Pretend we've just met.
18:36Fall in love all over again.
18:37Be quite romantic, really.
18:39Oh, come on, Den, we'll get the hang of it.
19:02What came on, Den.
19:02Everop.
19:03Come on, Den, don at work.
19:20Woo.
19:26way off to
19:27I told you this morning
19:29I've got to tell Jan to her face
19:30she won't have it any other way
19:31oh my heart bleeds for her
19:33a clean break Ange
19:35it's the only way
19:36just so long as you're not going round there
19:37to show her what she's missing
19:40you better not be making a fool of me
19:42because if you are
19:43I trust you that it's finished your side
19:45now let me tidy up my end
19:46Den
19:49just make sure you do her
19:55alright dad
19:55do you like my new hairdo?
19:57yes Miss Shelley I'd noticed
19:59where are you all off to?
20:01come along?
20:02that way you get better look at Michelle's hair
20:04don't you just love it?
20:05somebody has to
20:07well I'm the last one to be a killjoy
20:09but what about them books Kelvin?
20:11what about?
20:13well your exams are coming up
20:14you should be in O'Connor somewhere
20:16doing some grafting
20:17hardly see anything with them as it is
20:19don't have to pour other books for 10 hours a day
20:2118 hours
20:23he's a whizzer isn't he?
20:24a whiz what?
20:25he's going to sell for those exams
20:26now hang on a minute
20:27it sounds like the famous last words to me
20:29but I am grafting anyway
20:30and not according to your mother
20:32well you've spoken to her then have you?
20:34mm-hmm
20:34she seems to think you've lost your powers of concentration
20:37must have his mind on other things
20:39yeah well I just don't study at home that's all
20:41I get to on edge there
20:42oh sensitive little flower
20:44oh thank you
20:45yeah so will I
20:46hmm
20:48where?
20:49if not at home
20:50where?
20:51well the laundry happens to be the only place
20:53where I can get some peace and quiet
20:55watching his wife hunts go round
20:56I've warned you
20:57look you were good at school weren't you?
20:59Uncle Pete said that before now
21:00oh has he?
21:02I was getting worried I was the only one who remembered
21:04I might have been making it up
21:06that's where Kelvin gets his brains from
21:08brains?
21:08he's a six to a board in our sandwich
21:14his mother's got a fair amount of mouths as well
21:16not enough I reckon
21:18oh you've met her?
21:20no not yet
21:22she's sort of given up on you too hasn't she?
21:24I mean I'd never let that happen to me
21:25I mean me and my husband
21:26we'd have to talk over everything
21:29anyway it's not about what you want or what I want is it?
21:32get off
21:33never
21:33look you're tearing my coat
21:35teach you to buy gear from Oxfam then won't it?
21:37look I'm not joking
21:38neither am I
21:39oh you're a bit leaky for a bird who lives in a pod
21:42can you understand
21:44what I mean about
21:45Kelvin and his studies?
21:47they're important
21:49I mean
21:50you need a degree
21:51to get a job on a dust card
21:52these days
21:53I'm sure he'd be good at anything he wants
21:55anything?
21:59but before that
22:00he's got to get them O-levels
22:02otherwise he'd be all over the place
22:04like a leaf in the wind
22:04I do want him to get him too you know
22:06he will
22:07if he can get his head around those books
22:09you know two constructions
22:11I know
22:14got some very funny goings on there you know
22:17sure it's not your imagination
22:19you know what you're like?
22:21no I could sense the atmosphere
22:23he was very orphaned this morning
22:27besides
22:27they've altered their sleeping arrangements upstairs
22:31how do you mean?
22:33no
22:33I will not gossip
22:36after all they are my employers
22:37she's never stopped you in the past
22:39oh funny couple
22:41I've always said so
22:43anyway how are you?
22:45oh terrible
22:45I took too many pills
22:47I was seeing double
22:48oh you should take more water with it Lou
22:51and the dreams
22:52lurid
22:54well
22:54nightmares they are really
22:56I mean
22:57the doctor says I'm not to worry
22:59just like that
23:00but
23:00oh
23:01scared
23:02stiff it
23:03and the pain
23:04you've no idea
23:05oh I know what pain is
23:07do you remember my gallstones?
23:09oh that was pain
23:11of course downstairs
23:12they think I'm just putting it on
23:14oh no they don't
23:16they're very worried about you
23:17she is maybe
23:19no Arthur as well
23:21worried sick
23:22he don't look too good himself
23:24ask me
23:24what do you mean
23:26they've changed the sleeping arrangements upstairs?
23:30no Lou
23:31you will not get anything out of me
23:34my lips are sealed on the subject
23:36here
23:38did you hear that?
23:40is that our telly or next doors?
23:43next doors
23:44bit loud is it?
23:47he's been in all day
23:48yes well he's got the day off
23:50I met him in the pub
23:52he was having one of Ian's steak and kidney pies
23:55and there's some other funny goings on
23:57they're stopping the cooking
23:59oh I knew it wouldn't last
24:02newfangled ideas
24:07who's sleeping arrangements anyway?
24:10Dents?
24:12Andy's?
24:13or Sharon's?
24:16well
24:16hi darling
24:19it smells a bit funny
24:20in the kitchen
24:21falling an egg
24:22you'll eat
24:23I've been doing myself
24:24that was the other guy
24:26Harold
24:26a bit before my time
24:27or was it John?
24:29I'm shattered
24:31turn it down a bit
24:32hmm
24:33what's all this then?
24:34our dinner of course
24:35looks like you've forgotten most of it
24:37you'll never believe how much this lot costs
24:38I'm not particularly interested love
24:40the bus was so packed
24:41is there a game on tonight?
24:43how long is this fibre nonsense going on for?
24:45look
24:46one night without meat's not going to kill you
24:48you won't collapse on the wall
24:49don't worry
24:49it's very good for you actually
24:50it works wonders
24:51it prevents all sorts of things happening to you
24:53piles
24:54diabetes
24:54heart disease even
24:56have you ever heard the saying
24:57a little knowledge is a dangerous thing
24:59don't tell me about fibre devs
25:01you look fine the way you are
25:03I don't want you any other way
25:05are you er
25:06alright?
25:07I'm not pregnant
25:07if that's what you mean
25:09I have cooked some pork chops
25:11I thought I'd treat you
25:12Andy I can't eat chops
25:14honestly
25:15they're too fatty
25:17oh you're just in time
25:18you can help me open up
25:26well did you do the dirty deed?
25:28yep
25:29and?
25:33don't ask
25:34not something I want to talk about
25:36no
25:37no
25:37of course not
25:38but thanks Den
25:40I mean it
25:41thanks
25:43we'll be alright
25:44you'll see
25:45yeah
25:45we'll be alright
25:48talk about hot passion
25:49oh
25:50not for that
25:50I wasn't complaining
25:51actually it's quite fun being gooseberry with your own parents
25:54and where are you off to all tarted up?
25:56come and see me mates
25:57yeah
25:58some bloke more like
25:59aren't they worth it then mum?
26:01well
26:02some of them are
26:04sometimes
26:05did you see birthday on the market?
26:08yeah
26:08love me doing
26:09I could have done without a day
26:11I tell you
26:12all of it
26:13voice a cup of mum
26:14can't you do it
26:15don't you believe in doing anything yourself?
26:18are you steady on?
26:20you'll break everything in sight
26:21I mean you'll have us drinking out of tins
26:23the right you're going on
26:24well
26:25do you like me air mum?
26:27oh yeah
26:28how much?
26:29nothing
26:29it's a bit different
26:30yeah well it's supposed to be dad
26:33how did you get it done for nothing?
26:35well
26:36I was a model for one of the trainees
26:38oh
26:38and I bought this book all about beauty care
26:40it's got some terrific tips in it
26:43I'd love to be able to look like that
26:45oh
26:45me too
26:46all in aid of some bloke is it?
26:48might be
26:49nothing wrong in looking good is there?
26:52where is this special bloke then
26:53or has the new look frightened him off?
26:56no it was his dad who frightened me off
26:59or warned me off
27:00said he was worried about his little boy studying for his exams
27:03so
27:04I thought I'd leave him alone tonight
27:06poor lad
27:07you'll never get over it
27:08actually I came to see you
27:10oh how much did I borrow off you?
27:11why are you always joking?
27:13because you're always so serious
27:14no I'm not
27:16anyway how would you know you don't take no notice of me?
27:18I do of you
27:19do you?
27:20I thought it only showed around midnight
27:24I thought maybe we could go out together
27:27yeah I know
27:27you said
27:29what about Michelle?
27:30what about her?
27:31she's not all that
27:32you can't get near her house without her grand calling the old bill
27:35that house is so tiny
27:37I don't know how they're living there on top of each other like that
27:41I don't think she's got so much to offer
27:43not as much as I have
27:45I can get what I want just like that
27:47yeah
27:48most people around here have noticed
27:50for you too Kelvin
27:51anything you want
27:53you know I like you
27:56nah it'd be dodgy
27:59I'll go on the pill if you like
28:25good like you
28:26long
28:26keep on
28:26me